NMS dudes had a great comeback
#🎪bruh-fart
grizzled meadow
high wing
I WISH ANTHEM MADE A COMEBACK
narrow sorrel
Dazbog said to steal gamers' money tho
high wing
IT COULD HAVE BEEN GREAT
high wing
primal rapids
They're pumping updates because DL1 is their cash cow
high wing
im so mad we will never see anthem
narrow sorrel
https://tenor.com/view/anthem-gif-14009879
offbrand ultraman
primal rapids
Anthem had the coolest fucking concept
high wing
the flying was so fucking fun
primal rapids
Magitech iron man suits
I need to get back into RoR2. I've heard that it's been mostly unfucked after the Gearbox takeover.
grizzled meadow
They're pumping updates because DL1 is their cash cow
I mean true
narrow sorrel
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT, KRIS!! WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?!
primal rapids
The fantasy DLC wasn't received terribly well
hazy finch
@pale ingot welcome to crackpipe creek (creek not included)
primal rapids
The Following was fantastic though
It let you run over masses of zombies in a buggy that you painstakingly upgrade over the course of the DLC with shit like flamethrowers and mine dispensers
Same feeling as the buggy in HL2 except there's no asshole Combine to steal it
grizzled meadow
@primal rapids @high wing
SERIOUSLY
WHAT THE HELL
Season Pass my ass btw
Look at all that shit
Where's my free shit with my stupid Season Pass
primal rapids
To be fair, all of that besides Following/Bozak Horde/Hellraid are basically cosmetics
grizzled meadow
Yeah I know, I just wanted to complain
It's all stuff I don't really care about so that's good
I mean, skins
Why
It's a FPS game
shell venture
<@234771560093843456> <@176365478682296321>
SERIOUSLY
WHAT THE HELL
cream that api
falco can you give me back my shit role
grizzled meadow
falco can you give me back my shit role
Yes, who took it
primal rapids
To be fair it's a multiplayer game too
shell venture
the king downs his crown once again
primal rapids
So you can show off your totally cool, totally unique skin to the other Kyle Cranes
shell venture
i remember playing dl1 early this year
i had it on private
some hacker dude joined and gave me a gazillion max items
solar breach
shell venture
visual stirrup
the wars of the 2020's are the worst thing to ever happen to r/noncredibledefense
it was better when it was all 3 gorges dam posting and NATO edits
quartz ridge
they went from being crazyish libtards to being like
" I WANT MORE RUSSIANS TO DIE!!! I WANT MORE BLOOD OF INNOCENT CHINESE AND PALESTINIANS!!"
visual stirrup
I want to stack dead russians to get to heaven
quartz ridge
like how crazy do you have to be to literally always be like "i want to kill more people in wars but actually we are the good guys"
quartz ridge
I want to stack dead russians to get to heaven
thats fine if you are 100% honest about it but ncd goes like "achually we dont want dead russians we want the war to over or putin to be overthrown"
if you go to ME subs half of it is isreali propoganda and the other are " I WANT TO KILL ____"
visual stirrup
thats fine if you are 100% honest about it but ncd goes like "achually we dont ...
yeah, that too
visual stirrup
if you go to ME subs half of it is isreali propoganda and the other are " I WANT...
the real victims of all these wars are 1st world white guys like me
the quality of our memes has gone downhill, and now we have to "worry" about a draft
😮💨
shell venture
the real victims are moms for giving birth to people like us
quartz ridge
like if you are 100% honest about just wanting to kill people im fine with that but if you pussy foot around it and make excuses you are a chud
visual stirrup
something something good wombs hath wrought bad sons
hazy flower
they went from being crazyish libtards to being like
" I WANT MORE RUSSIANS TO...
Met a ultra lib on a chat once gloating about how he enjoyed watching Russians get atomized in drone footage
minor cypress
Its one hell of a timeline to not have liveleak in 
quartz ridge
Its one hell of a timeline to not have liveleak in <:kekl:1053076199695466560>
well theres a veteran run version of it
naming it will get me beamed
hazy flower
Which reminds me
quartz ridge
unless you want me to dm you
minor cypress
well theres a veteran run version of it
Dm
quartz ridge
Which reminds me
STRELOK NOOO
hazy flower
THEY GOT THE OG 😭
shell venture
imagine your last moment being a meme on reddit
hazy flower
Stalker fans when they see a Slav with male pattern baldness
visual stirrup
Stalker fans when they see a Slav with male pattern baldness
slav pattern baldness
idle veldt
Met a ultra lib on a chat once gloating about how he enjoyed watching Russians g...
I mean, how could you not enjoy that
visual stirrup
we look different from other white dudes
shell venture
I mean, how could you not enjoy that
quartz ridge
the only people who want more war are the retards who will never see it or be affected by it
hazy flower
I mean, how could you not enjoy that
Yes but unpartisanly
shell venture
it's not about that
it's playing both sides
quartz ridge
its been so long since America has been attacked Americans forget about the consequences
shell venture
like americans gloating about their army
then acting sad when they got their ass kicked
quartz ridge
the only people talking about how sad it was is hollywood
most vets ik arent sad about being there, they miss it but they are MAD for being lied to
because to them they killed for no reason and were sent to kill under false pretenses
i still support vets because i know 99% of them were teens when 9/11 happened
shell venture
the only people talking about how sad it was is hollywood
im talking about people saying war is bad then acting all giddy when people they don't like get killed
quartz ridge
or just 18 or 19 when they enlisted
minor cypress
imagine your last moment being a meme on reddit
When the last thing you hear is a whirring noise, flashing lights and carameldansen coming from manmade horrors beyond comprehension
narrow sorrel
wdym beamed 
quartz ridge
When the last thing you hear is a whirring noise, flashing lights and carameldan...
oh yeah i saw a picture of a ukranian who blew his head off with a ak and it was posted to r/noncredible defense and they were jorking about how he was a russian
it makes me sad how other people uniroincally just want other people dead for no good reason
upper shore
shell venture
i mean there is reason
minor cypress
Gotta love "my side good your side bad" circlejerks
narrow sorrel
do you mean an e-4 party van will abduct you?
shell venture
Gotta love "my side good your side bad" circlejerks
i'd take that over being a hypocrite retard
quartz ridge
Gotta love "my side good your side bad" circlejerks
"my side bombs hospitals"
"yours does too!!"
fails to see how both sides commit attrocities but contiunes to circle jerk their own side
narrow sorrel
Bomb your own hospital to assert dominance
shell venture
"my side bombs hospitals"
"yours does too!!"
fails to see how both sides com...
one does it for real
the other is atrocity propaganda
hazy flower
It's like cold war again but the tankies are divided.
minor cypress
"my side bombs hospitals"
"yours does too!!"
fails to see how both sides com...
I'm just here for the crazy shit
narrow sorrel
It's like cold war again but the tankies are divided.
always have been
minor cypress
At the end of the day, war is hell in any form.
quartz ridge
idle veldt
one does it for real
the other is atrocity propaganda
<:caught:1323767673263362...
YOUYOU COOKING
shell venture
im closer to it than the retards like cockrider
quartz ridge
YOUYOU COOKING
you literally just said how you want to see russians be killed 
do you want ukranians to suffer the same fate?
hazy flower
Only if it's a very ironic death. Dying ironically.
quartz ridge
shell venture
better than the "both sides are bad" chuds who refuse to dig deeper and see it for what it is
hazy flower
Both sides are good.
idle veldt
do you want ukranians to suffer the same fate?
The answer… is no
narrow sorrel
do you want ukranians to suffer the same fate?
Me when I play chinese knockoff tarkov and the guy that killed me has "UA" in his name
quartz ridge
The answer… is no
then your literally a my side good your side bad cuck
shell venture
yes i am
narrow sorrel
idle veldt
then your literally a my side good your side bad cuck
Yeah it’s crazy how one sided this particular conflict is
LMAO
shell venture
then your literally a my side good your side bad cuck
better than getting double shafted
idle veldt
Fence sitters MALDING
quartz ridge
i watch as both sides commit attrocites and i see how i would rather support neither
shell venture
"watch" through tv
quartz ridge
i support iran tho because they are fellow muslims even if they are shia
shell venture
sure buddy
narrow sorrel
but alas rules are rules and i'll drop this
kabyl before getting triple shafted
shell venture
~~kabyl before getting triple shafted~~
quartz ridge
"watch" through tv
i watch propoganda videos buddy
narrow sorrel
hazy flower
No more brother wars. How can guy guys be fighting when Germany and France are just there? 😔
quartz ridge
yk what just start bombing n words bro i dont care anymore
quartz ridge
narrow sorrel
https://tenor.com/view/truth-nuke-truth-true-soyjak-wojak-gif-148286275467681331...
Octopus brain uses tools to hunt foolish crab I guess
quartz ridge
its really controversial to not want people to be dying in pointless wars
shell venture
is it pointless
idle veldt
i watch as both sides commit attrocites and i see how i would rather support nei...
Literally the baby opinion
idle veldt
RULES ARE RULES
shell venture
https://youtu.be/Mx-fafiOuUw?si=fBCdz9qRhca2V-dH
narrow sorrel
We're gettin' nerve stapled for this one boys!
frail scaffold
https://youtu.be/Mx-fafiOuUw?si=fBCdz9qRhca2V-dH
quartz ridge
Literally the baby opinion
idle veldt
https://tenor.com/view/pipkin-pippa-pippa-phase-connect-cappipalist-kys-gif-1719...
No arguments
Baby mind
quartz ridge
if we go boots on the ground in iran robert i hope your in the first wave
shell venture
GIF SPAM GIF SPAM
NOTHING EVER HAPPENED
GIF SPAM GIF SPAM
NOTHING EVER HAPPENED
GIF SPAM GIF SPAM
NOTHING EVER HAPPENED
idle veldt
NOTHING HAPPENED
minor cypress
shell venture
quartz ridge
No arguments
the baby opinion is not waning people to die?
quartz ridge
yeah your literally the same as the republitards and libtards in office
idle veldt
quartz ridge
I would never commit an infraction
hazy flower
if we go boots on the ground in iran robert i hope your in the first wave
You guys learned your lesson with sending in retards with McNamara in Vietnam.
shell venture
visual stirrup
NOTHING HAPPENED
quartz ridge
i dont care about the rules in this server because its exhausting talking to 99% of you retards
theres like a1% thats chills
quartz ridge
i dont listen to _______
i hate how discord compresses ___
i was gonna spell out a word but it didnt even work
minor cypress
Then leave
I can't decide which one of you is cpt ahab or moby dick at this point
minor cypress
visual stirrup
I can't decide which one of you is cpt ahab or moby dick at this point
they are both moby dick
but smaller
they both have small dicks
hazy flower
Exceedingly unemployed interactions going on
frail scaffold
shell venture
Exceedingly unemployed interactions going on
it's 4am what do you think
solar breach
https://tenor.com/view/blue-helmets-gif-20740817
kek
undone wave
idle veldt
I’m literally at work
hazy flower
it's 4am what do you think
I'm literally at work
minor cypress
Same 
idle veldt
Checking out rn
frail scaffold
https://tenor.com/view/troll-gif-26178840
shell venture
bots saw the word "job" and initiated the protocol
idle veldt
Alex may be actually unemployed
hazy flower
J*b
idle veldt
unemployed atm im gonna go back to college lol
Wasting your money I see
quartz ridge
i might just do a hafiz program @shell venture and call for JIHAD
undone wave
Currently J*bless (summer break from college)
quartz ridge
Wasting your money I see
narrow sorrel
currently j*bless also
quartz ridge
what do you do robert
narrow sorrel
(got laid off lmao)
shell venture
i rather starve then get a job in this heat
solar breach
https://tenor.com/view/clint-eastwood-gif-5408008588417028034
hes literally me....
quartz ridge
(got laid off lmao)
better than the owner dying then his son taking over and ruining it
undone wave
https://tenor.com/view/clint-eastwood-gif-5408008588417028034
The bubble blowing baby in question:
shell venture
https://tenor.com/view/clint-eastwood-gif-5408008588417028034
water + dishsoap + empty pen
solar breach
imagine not being a nepo baby and working in the family business (i get paid in peanuts)
narrow sorrel
better than the owner dying then his son taking over and ruining it
publicly traded corporation so it's bad decisions by committee
narrow sorrel
imagine not being a nepo baby and working in the family business (i get paid in ...
how many peanuts per year?
frail scaffold
Shareholders and their disastrous effect on our jobs
quartz ridge
you see how i asked roberto what he does after he said college is a jokewaste of money
ill just go to a community for 2 years then go to a 4 year for 2 years
whole time ill be eligable for fafsa
solar breach
how many peanuts per year?
2 per month so 24 + shells if im good
narrow sorrel
finishing my masters (dumbass) 
quartz ridge
or the dumbahhhhh grant they give you
frail scaffold
I might go to community college but idk beyond that
Murican college too fucking expensive
minor cypress
shell venture
never went to college
2 years later it's easier for me to find a job compared to friends who finished it
quartz ridge
I might go to community college but idk beyond that
go 2 year cc then go to a expensive college and apply for fafsa
narrow sorrel
never went to college
2 years later it's easier for me to find a job compared to...
you went to trade school, ta guele
shell venture
frail scaffold
Im tryna live debt free as i can
shell venture
it was free
frail scaffold
Till its inevitable
shell venture
and faster
quartz ridge
sorry chud but in America debt is needed
narrow sorrel
did any of your friends go to a foreign university?
quartz ridge
for your stipid credit score
shell venture
did any of your friends go to a foreign university?
yea
like 5 of them are in france
narrow sorrel
sorry chud but in America debt is needed
my mommy paid for school
frail scaffold
I know but wont stop me from trying
undone wave
shell venture
sorry for your loss
well they do come here very often
frail scaffold
Hate the debt cloud looming over my head
quartz ridge
frail scaffold
Why
quartz ridge
i might do the hafiz program and then college @shell venture it will be cheeks but itll be worth it lol
undone wave
You will build credit
You will finance a jeep gladiator
frail scaffold
Fuck that
narrow sorrel
It's a marketable skill because I was stupid and studied french while doing an engineering degree
shell venture
i might do the hafiz program and then college <@1008147783020187718> it will be...
do you have a special place for that
frail scaffold
I aint getting a car newer than 2007
quartz ridge
do you have a special place for that
yes the local mosque ive been going to for years has it
frail scaffold
Fuuuck that
narrow sorrel
i might do the hafiz program and then college <@1008147783020187718> it will be...
do you have to re-certify or something as a Hafiz?
like, ever?
hazy flower
shell venture
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1192587626390224946/1192587687060844564...
ah i thought you have college for that
undone wave
quartz ridge
do you have to re-certify or something as a Hafiz?
i dont think so because doing the hafiz program shows how dedicated you are to memorizing the entire quran
shell venture
quartz ridge
and like naturally you will keep on practicing
narrow sorrel
you dont actually have to prove you memorized it regularly?
shell venture
i dont think so because doing the hafiz program shows how dedicated you are to m...
lowkey stupid
why do you have to prove such a thing you do it for yourself
quartz ridge
you dont actually have to prove you memorized it regularly? <:pepew:107517990489...
im not sure
quartz ridge
lowkey stupid
why do you have to prove such a thing you do it for yourself
theres no certificate for it or anything
shell venture
yea
shell venture
there are competitions for kids here
hazy flower
lowkey stupid
why do you have to prove such a thing you do it for yourself
Because you can't claim to be something if you can't prove it
shell venture
Because you can't claim to be something if you can't prove it
it's personal
no need to claim shit like that
narrow sorrel
inb4 failed a Knowledge (Quran) check during Hajj
hazy flower
And that's like the most important good boy golden star in Islam
shell venture
inb4 failed a Knowledge (Quran) check during Hajj <:omegakekw:101612111037230694...
do you actually need to prove it for that ?
narrow sorrel
do you actually need to prove it for that ?
(actually I think that happened to Malcolm X on Hajj but that's about it)
shell venture
And that's like the most important good boy golden star in Islam
yea but it's personal
saying that you did it defeats the purpose
it's all about intentions
narrow sorrel
Malcolm X didnt speak arabic
hazy flower
Also don't Jewish kids have to prove they memorized the Torah in the bar mitzvah?
narrow sorrel
Also don't Jewish kids have to prove they memorized the Torah in the bar mitzvah...
No they just have to lead the prayer iirc
hazy flower
yea but it's personal
saying that you did it defeats the purpose
Humility yes, but that's their culture so...
shell venture
Humility yes, but that's their culture so...
not really
it's one thing to believe and another to pretend like you do
hazy flower
No they just have to lead the prayer iirc
The jewaboo lied to me.
quartz ridge
do you actually need to prove it for that ?
no you dont
hazy flower
no you dont
Can anyone claim to be?
shell venture
i mean you can say it
no one gives a shit
quartz ridge
Can anyone claim to be?
im not sure but like if your gonna do hajj even if you arent muslim like whats the point
it costs thousands to ensure you are there
hazy flower
World's most expensive aura farming.
shell venture
i had a friend that went to saudi couple of years back
they tried paki food
they said it's good but saudi chicken was so ass @quartz ridge
quartz ridge
when i go i wont post it online or naything
shell venture
the chicken they grow there is so small compared to what we have
shell venture
the biggest positive was that the portions were crazy
narrow sorrel
The jewaboo lied to me.
On further examination: it depends on the community 
shell venture
what the fuck is this
muted geyser
I like it
quartz ridge
blur did you go to kaiser
shell venture
this pfp is ruined
everyone who has it is a scammer for some reason
slender rock
solar breach
this pfp is ruined
everyone who has it is a scammer for some reason
default PFPs
pastel quartz
the hackers salivate over the little frog man
quartz ridge
the hackers salivate over the little frog man
did you leave
and seriously rejoin the server
pastel quartz
Infinite games but no games
idle veldt
Where’s the nuke Finland
pastel quartz
It's stored in the balls
idle veldt
You deleted ur other account
pastel quartz
the digital landfill that had been accrued on that 7 year account had to be put to rest
minor cypress
what the fuck is this <:omegakekw:1016121110372306944>
Do not redeem
pastel quartz
My old account was the same one that I used when I hung around a 100k+ meme server that got deleted by the owner because he was a pedophile
a fresh start was nice
pastel quartz
I shit you not he was grooming the bicurious 15 year old girl
quartz ridge
My old account was the same one that I used when I hung around a 100k+ meme serv...
i have had multiple warns on this account from the servers being deleted due to being spammed with gae porn and gore
because i join a server
forget to leave it
and it gets thug nuked
pastel quartz
but there is one thing I miss
my metals of honor
quartz ridge
solar breach
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1385609362017357994/Re...
ive gone through like a dozen accounts in 5 years
pastel quartz
i have had multiple warns on this account from the servers being deleted due to ...
this is why I never join more than like 10 at a time
solar breach
my metals of honor
proud to be the reason for that last one 
minor cypress
my metals of honor
Please tell me the last one was about mig jet enjoyers
solar breach
Please tell me the last one was about mig jet enjoyers <:kekl:105307619969546656...
yup
quartz ridge
solar breach
read the dates wrong woops
quartz ridge
can you get beamed for using a different account here
pastel quartz
Please tell me the last one was about mig jet enjoyers <:kekl:105307619969546656...
I forget, swamp was using it and it got pass the automod so I seized the moment and called xalrider it repeatedly I think
minor cypress
solar breach
I forget, swamp was using it and it got pass the automod so I seized the moment ...
there wasnt an automod for it at all actually
pastel quartz
can you get beamed for using a different account here
it is not an alt
it is a new beginning
that sounds so retarded
solar breach
probably is now tho
pastel quartz
https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patrick-schizo-skinwalker-end-of-the-world-gif-13613569286145967103
pastel quartz
i have too many gems in the favorites section
I would have kept mine If it hit me my collection of gifs that aged like fine wine was going to vanish
do you know how long it took to get this many quality darkest dungeon mods that weren't either chinese or porn
idle veldt
What’s wrong with Chinese Finland
pastel quartz
they possess pictures of my genitals
pastel quartz
I got knocked out in a ladyboy brothel in the 80's and they took out their little shitty cameras and snapped me all over
idle veldt
So ur like 50 years old
visual stirrup
visual stirrup
@pastel quartz
I said no resurrections
deep topaz
visual stirrup
way to ruin the gravity of my words
deep topaz
antigravity
visual stirrup
visual stirrup
https://tenor.com/view/jerk-off-masturbate-jack-off-beat-my-meat-hose-gif-165244...
it's against the rules, smh my head
(not really)
frail scaffold
Who up playin with they worm
naive bison
Good morning
sacred mirage
Why
solar breach
i got jesus
Enlisted mentioned
Genuinely one of the only games I've ever gotten genuinely enraged playing
Btw if it's still avaliable you should try and get the German Condors MG
But I think they were starting to do away with that system when I stopped playing
deep topaz
is it a premium?
deep topaz
naive bison
I mean, how could you not enjoy that
Kinda grim
solar breach
Idk if they still do the Golden vouchers for battlepass weapon stuff
But its the most broken weapon in the game.
Has like, 1150 RPM and 100 rounds per box
deep topaz
this is the current BP weapon
solar breach
With little recoil
solar breach
this is the current BP weapon
Check store for a battlepass section
Also fuck me the win 87 I might have to hop on
solar breach
Damn they really did remove it all
So originally the pass would give you these golden vouchers, which before the silver and gold the currency was bronze, silver, and gold vouchers
It sucked
Golden vouchers stuck around and you could use them to pick any weapon, vehicle, or unique soldier from a wide array for each country in the store
Shame too cause I always enjoyed looking up each soldiers background
Amazing stories behind some of them
naive bison
solar breach
Oh the golden voucher weapons ,vehicles, and soldier were all unique,
Like I have a unique pz III n that I love to death
solar breach
Prob for the best new condor mgs arent being pumped into circulation
deep topaz
according to the silver store, that's like a couple hundred USD worth of silver
solar breach
Back when Italy was it's own separate playable campaign
solar breach
according to the silver store, that's like a couple hundred USD worth of silver
Yeah its a pretty big chunk of cash
solar breach
What fucking wiki
hazy finch
found the screenshot on a different server ill ask
deep topaz
yippee I can afford a hundred or so max tier weapons
solar breach
yippee I can afford a hundred or so max tier weapons
Oh that looks fun
Haven't seen it before
broken pebble
hazy flower
yippee I can afford a hundred or so max tier weapons
You can run but you can't Hyde.
THE CANDYMAN COMES FOR YOU
solar breach
THE CANDYMAN COMES FOR YOU
Why is there a strong black woman in my home.
hazy finch
solar breach
God I love this game
solar breach
It almost scratches the blade and sorcery itch
Can't play it cause one of my controllers killed itself
Still super fun when you get into a proper long drawn out sword fight with little armor
hazy finch
pseudo robin
hazy finch
these two are my best screenshots
theres this one that woulda been perfect if i dident press the wrong button trying to hide the UI
ancient barn
frail scaffold
How it feels to spend more than 10 dollars
solar breach
It's always gnarly when you manage to get their face off
solar breach
Like that
solar breach
Nice
hazy finch
deep topaz
see no evil
coarse bear
coarse bear
Stalker Half-Life 2
solar breach
shell venture
taking the dog for a walk
shell venture
i don't
cause whenever i use something else they use it
solar breach
Even if you miss the spikes (somehow) they are still getting smacked by all that
shell venture
i usually impale the weapon they use in them
shell venture
insane uppercut
high wing
ancient barn
ancient barn
high wing
Why does this cat want to jump up on the hot stove
warmth
shell venture
MESSI MESSI MESSI
visual stirrup
not content with creating their own garbage, some concord artist designed to ruin some other shit
how do you even manage to make something uglier than anime?
shell venture
not content with creating their own garbage, some concord artist designed to rui...
slur vs pdf
visual stirrup
slur vs pdf
shell venture
quartz ridge
<:huh:1006972778584481792>
you know what he means
slur as in yk what and pedos
the difference between how they draw
pastel quartz
not content with creating their own garbage, some concord artist designed to rui...
they are 14 btw
visual stirrup
they are 14 btw <:clueless:1031200942722387978>
never stopped these degenerates before
also
how dare you return
after I mourned you
pastel quartz
I was off touching myself
visual stirrup
understandable
shell venture
did you meet tree in purgatory ?
pastel quartz
I hope my funeral was terrible
shell venture
visual stirrup
omg, you can't just call africa "hell"
shell venture
south*
pastel quartz
yeah
shell venture
not a continent
pastel quartz
for sure buddy
visual stirrup
how do you get even more south?
shell venture
retard the country
visual stirrup
I keep hearing about "african america"
shell venture
where tree is from
visual stirrup
but I have not idea where it is
pastel quartz
how do you get even more south?
I was there when tree drowned a little Vietnamese kid, I asked him why he did it and he said he thought the war hadn't ended
that was in 1998
idle veldt
Probably deserved it
quartz ridge
Probably deserved it
idle veldt
pastel quartz
he wouldn't give up his fuckass Balenciaga bag so tree had to take it by force
tree was in the right for that one
idle veldt
Finland do you like asparagus
visual stirrup
real ballers wear gucci
pastel quartz
pastel quartz
Finland do you like asparagus
it's ok
idle veldt
Name a better veggie
pastel quartz
uuhhhh
shell venture
onion
pastel quartz
potatoes are pretty nice
idle veldt
Fumble
visual stirrup
Name a better veggie
beets
visual stirrup
beet leaves are the best green
shell venture
potato onions and tomato is all you need
rest is slop made by californians
idle veldt
Bell peppers though
shell venture
racist propaganda
idle veldt
Oh wait
shell venture
the red is the most ripe one
but the green one is most common
visual stirrup
beet leaves are the best green
and you can grate beets and mix them with mayonaise to make a topping that can go on bread or go on most carbs (potatos, buckwheat, etc.)
pastel quartz
potato onions and tomato is all you need
rest is slop made by californians
you are Algerian
visual stirrup
and you can grate beets and mix them with mayonaise to make a topping that can g...
have to boil the beets first
gotta mention that
shell venture
you are Algerian
yeah i have better food than you
idle veldt
Beets tastes like dirt
pastel quartz
your cucked sandy soil leave you destitute of growing your own delicacies
you owe the californtards for their shitty produce
visual stirrup
Beets tastes like dirt
child's sense of taste
shell venture
sure thing buddy
shell venture
ok you're invited for lamb couscous
pastel quartz
I had some couscous the other night, it was good but the chicken I had it with was a little plain
I want couscous now
I want all foods right now I have not eaten enough
shell venture
i despised it a few years back
we used to make it every week
dreamy flaxBOT
⚖️ 190.0lb (pounds) is equal to 86.183kg (kilograms)
shell venture
fake
idle veldt
You gotta be 110 like me
shell venture
only mentally ill women love twinks
visual stirrup
I want to get to 170
why?
170 at 6'1", you'd be the heavyweight champ of auschwitz
pastel quartz
You gotta be 110 like me
you classify as a kite my guy
dreamy flaxBOT
⚖️ 110.0lb (pounds) is equal to 49.895kg (kilograms)
pastel quartz
only mentally ill women love twinks
and?
shell venture
⚖️ **110.0lb** *(pounds)* is equal to **49.895kg** *(kilograms)*
what the fuck
idle veldt
Look I know
visual stirrup
what the fuck
soy based diet
pastel quartz
robert what is your height
idle veldt
6 1
shell venture
pastel quartz
I have a friend that hight and is 140 and he is skin and bones
narrow sorrel
Larmge confirmed for cardio bunny
pastel quartz
how do you manage so much cardio when a strong breeze would carry you off
idle veldt
I mean hummingbirds are the same thing
dreamy flaxBOT
📏 185.0cm (centimeters) is equal to 6.07ft (feet)
pastel quartz
hummingbirds are not a good metric to base your ideal physique off of Robert
idle veldt
What’s a good animal then
shell venture
none
pastel quartz
not a fucking hummingbird
shell venture
you're not an animal retard
idle veldt
Confirmed
pastel quartz
you're not an animal retard
actually wait first what state is he from
shell venture
idk
pastel quartz
depending on what he says I think he deserves to be herded with livestock
shell venture
my guess is cali or florida
visual stirrup
why?
170 at 6'1", you'd be the heavyweight champ of auschwitz
I can't belieive I wasted this joke on finland when it would have been better for @idle veldt
pastel quartz
I can't belieive I wasted this joke on finland when it would have been better fo...
I think you got thrown a curveball no one expected there
shell venture
i rememer countries not states
idle veldt
Ur Algeria
shell venture
most people forget that im african daily so a state is normal
idle veldt
I remember your real name
pastel quartz
I’ve said where I live like 8 times
My memory is dedicated to remembering the faces of the homeless people I kill
shell venture
what is it
idle veldt
Oh it’s probably spelled different
idle veldt
Yosef
pastel quartz
one day I go to algeria and not do terrorist things
shell venture
we already have some
pastel quartz
I said I wouldn't
naive bison
Hey guys I have an exam in an hour
pastel quartz
I literally said I wont be a terrorist
shell venture
then why are you here
idle veldt
Post gore
naive bison
I would really appreciate it
quartz ridge
Can you please post silly cats to lift my mood
naive bison
shell venture
visual stirrup
who is your comfort character?
I'll find gore of them
pastel quartz
I literally said I wont be a terrorist
this reminds me when I wore my "I am not a pedophile" shirt to work and got a bunch of weird questions that my shirt clearly answered
shell venture
who is your comfort character?
I'll find gore of them
comfort character ?
shell venture
this reminds me when I wore my "I am not a pedophile" shirt to work and got a bu...
people am i right
naive bison
this reminds me when I wore my "I am not a pedophile" shirt to work and got a bu...
Isn't this an always sunny reference
idle veldt
naive bison
"We should make a song about how we dont touch kids"
visual stirrup
Your mother
pastel quartz
Isn't this an always sunny reference
how about I pee all over your face is that a always sunny reference retard
visual stirrup
wait
naive bison
He's a very crusty malicious boy
naive bison
how about I pee all over your face is that a always sunny reference retard
Probably
That show and its characters are unhinged
shell venture
fucked up the joke
why point it out then retard
visual stirrup
why point it out then retard
I keep my good deeds close to my chest while shouting my sins from the tops of mountains
pastel quartz
Probably
That show and its characters are unhinged
minor cypress
Name a better veggie
Brussel sprouts
split canyonBOT
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idle veldt
idle veldt
Brussel sprouts
Ok but they have to be roasted
naive bison
That is his entire body
idle veldt
Like a lot
pastel quartz
it is like my aunt
naive bison
He is built like a goomba
visual stirrup
One large head and two very small feet
pastel quartz
we never let her come to family gatherings
idle veldt
naive bison
I dont like these hairy ass cats
pastel quartz
they never chose to be like that
how do you think they feel
I think grok should start a multicultural program for gamma
naive bison
I think grok should start a multicultural program for gamma
It already is?
shell venture
it isn't
shell venture
it's only rutards or furries
pastel quartz
we must tear down the great firewall and pay Chinese netizens to manufacture gamma updates
naive bison
it's only rutards or furries
Spanish ukranjan Italian French chat
naive bison
yea im algerian not french
Its the same thing
naive bison
One day you will understand
shell venture
Its the same thing
ok ukranian
naive bison
bro is in at least FOUR Tarkov servers
I see three
Nowait 4
I only use like 1 tho
pastel quartz
somehow tarkov outlived it's competitors despite how retarded they are
naive bison
somehow tarkov outlived it's competitors despite how retarded they are
Sadly its the best extraction shooter out there
visual stirrup
somehow tarkov outlived it's competitors despite how retarded they are
because making extraction shooters is harder than making battle royales
naive bison
If it wasn't it wouldn't be the most played
pastel quartz
Nikita when he is in a most retarded competition and sdf walks in
visual stirrup
extremely fucking difficult
naive bison
What is sdf
pastel quartz
What is sdf
dark and darker lead dev
pastel quartz
He might actually be retarded
shell venture
Nikita when he is in a most retarded competition and sdf walks in
add the splitgate 2 dev
naive bison
I saw it had lots of problems with like lawsuits
visual stirrup
because making extraction shooters is harder than making battle royales
people shit on bethesda all the time
but almost nobody could make another Skyrim or Fallout 3
naive bison
direct track to death
Yeah why tho
shell venture
people shit on bethesda all the time
but almost nobody could make another Skyri...
yaeh cause better games were made
pastel quartz
Yeah why tho
It's hard to even fully explain just straight up years of the most brain boggling backwards choices
naive bison
It's hard to even fully explain just straight up years of the most brain bogglin...
Ok cope
pastel quartz
when I found out they had 100 devs I gave up playing
shell venture
skyrim and gta 5 ruined rpg and open world games 🗣️
naive bison
Its easy to explain for tarkov
pastel quartz
I thought they had like 5
naive bison
nikita is greedy asshole
Its not greed
pastel quartz
like one of the most ass backwards devs I have seen
naive bison
Literally the opposite
pastel quartz
ok sure buddy
naive bison
Nikita makes dogshit decisions for his "vision"
That make the game less accessible to normies
pastel quartz
Nikita makes dogshit decisions for his "vision"
sdf does that too ngl so maybe they are similar
visual stirrup
nikita is greedy asshole
Nikita is like YandereDev, but with a team behind him
he'd rather spend all day fantasizing about 1.0 and features rather than fixing the basic fucking problems or adding the features he keeps talking about
shell venture
same with randy asking real fans for their money
naive bison
yes the philanthropist nikita asking 250$ to play a game in beta
Yeah tbf you don't HAVE TO buy it
pastel quartz
add the splitgate 2 dev
I actually lost all want to play when they showed off the battle royal
shell venture
Yeah tbf you don't HAVE TO buy it
holy cope
naive bison
Tarkov is like 50$ or sth
pastel quartz
tried one round and uninstalled
naive bison
holy cope
No I understand the criticism
They could have milked it waaay more honestly
visual stirrup
WHEN ARE WE GONNA GET LOCKPICKING, NIKITA?
shell venture
cockrider the type of retard to say "microtransactions are ok as long as they are cosmetic"
visual stirrup
WHEN ARE WE GONNA GET LOCKPICKING, NIKITA?
IT'S GONNA FUCKIN RUIN THE PROGRESSION OF THE GAME BASED AROUND FINDING THE GODDAMN KEYS IN JACKETS
RADIOS WHEN, NIKITA?
naive bison
cockrider the type of retard to say "microtransactions are ok as long as they ar...
What's wrong with that? Thats a good f2p games bread and butter
idle veldt
cockrider the type of retard to say "microtransactions are ok as long as they ar...
Based anti-capitalism take Youyou
shell venture
f2p is different
naive bison
How would you make money as Warframe?
shell venture
im talking about games that you buy
shit like cod
and battle passes are actual retard fuel
naive bison
Warframe has the BEST micro transactions system I've EVER experienced
pastel quartz
I think it's ok
pastel quartz
It is a little too in your face and wildly priced but the player market makes it 10x better than most other games
naive bison
You can trade for premium currency
shell venture
i value getting cosmetics or skins through challenges way more than paying for them in a game i already paid for
or even worse
visual stirrup
RADIOS WHEN, NIKITA?
I've said it here before
but I would LOVE to call out the position of a camper to the rest of the server using the radio
shell venture
paying to grind cosmetics
pseudo robin
He’s defending micro transactions
naive bison
Only things that are cash only are cosmetic
idle veldt
I've said it here before
but I would LOVE to call out the position of a camper ...
What if you could mark it on someone else’s map
naive bison
And you get crazy discounts often
pastel quartz
tbh there being a player market and economy makes skins much more enticing to me
naive bison
Warframe mtx system hasn't felt predatory at all in my opinion
naive bison
It did actually in ONE WAY
I thought plat was buy only
I didnt know players could trade it
idle veldt
Skins should be for like, challenge runs
shell venture
ye
naive bison
And when I found out thats how I have like 2000+ hours in the game
visual stirrup
What if you could mark it on someone else’s map
have you played Tarkov?
need a physical compass to find North
no ammo counter
minimal hud elements
pastel quartz
Skins should be for like, challenge runs
skins should be for like what is over your muscles
naive bison
League has an okay skin system until they fucking killed it when they got a new CEO
idle veldt
have you played Tarkov?
need a physical compass to find North
no ammo counter
m...
You can bring a map in raid!
visual stirrup
have you played Tarkov?
need a physical compass to find North
no ammo counter
m...
the hud only exists because Nikita hasn't found a way to make you feel the bullets that hit your character
idle veldt
I just wanna mark on someone else’s
shell venture
League has an okay skin system until they fucking killed it when they got a new ...
i still don't like that ip was replaced with blue essence
naive bison
You can bring a map in raid!
The map sucks and is just topographical
idle veldt
The map DOES suck
naive bison
While ur figuring the map out someone will blow your head off
idle veldt
There should be multiple types
naive bison
i still don't like that ip was replaced with blue essence
What's the diff
idle veldt
And CLEAN ones too
naive bison
Also didnt you have to like buy runes?
idle veldt
Not with writing on them
visual stirrup
I just wanna mark on someone else’s
you wanna but your hands on somebody else's map
niche case
shell venture
blue essence is way slower to get
naive bison
When ip existed
naive bison
Runes are still a thing
shell venture
i don't like having to rely on rng to get a champion i want
idle veldt
you wanna but your hands on somebody else's map
niche case
How hard could it possibly be to implant the paint tool already in game for other players
shell venture
getting 4 450 champs from capsules sucks ass
naive bison
naive bison
i don't like having to rely on rng to get a champion i want
You can buy champs
From a market
For blue essence
shell venture
dumbass im talking about getting the blue essence to buy the champs
the amount is rng
pastel quartz
I think games need more microtransactions
naive bison
dumbass im talking about getting the blue essence to buy the champs
Bro
pastel quartz
it makes it more rewarding
idle veldt
I agree Finland
shell venture
it's annoying to get
pastel quartz
I don't even play indies because they don't have any normally
visual stirrup
oh god
ingame maps exist because Nikita didn't know that most people will have the map on a second monitor or on a phone
the wiki as well
the reason we'll never get radios is because using Discord as metacommunications is taken for granted by BSG
shell venture
yes it is
idle veldt
I think all games should be subscription
shell venture
getting a 450 champ from a capsules give you scraps
naive bison
I think all games should be subscription
Kill yourself
idle veldt
oh god
ingame maps exist because Nikita didn't know that most people will have t...
Even voip is niche now
How sad is that
shell venture
I think all games should be subscription
soon enough
naive bison
Even voip is niche now
It was never needed
idle veldt
I really like apologizing to people I kill
shell venture
that's why video game prices go up when profit margins are higher than ever
idle veldt
I feel bad about it
shell venture
they want to make shit like gamepass more worth it
visual stirrup
How sad is that
it would be nice if BSG could at least ask people to stop using metacommunications
naive bison
that's why video game prices go up when profit margins are higher than ever
What's the concord profit margin
shell venture
and with time when people rely on it then slowly start to fuck it
naive bison
pastel quartz
I think all games should be subscription
all games should be cellshaded soulslikes about depression with microtransactions
with subway surfers in the top right
idle veldt
all games should be cellshaded soulslikes about depression with microtransaction...
Yep yep
Unity engine too
naive bison
all games should be cellshaded soulslikes about depression with microtransaction...
And the lore of the game explains its all in the main characters head
shell venture
and all games should be ue5 tech demos
visual stirrup
it would be nice if BSG could at least ask people to stop using metacommunicatio...
I've already expressed my idea here
if you're squadded up and you go for too long without voiping during a fight, your guy should start randomly using voicelines
idle veldt
With a narrator
pastel quartz
if it doesn't require frame gen and ai pixels to run I dont want it
shell venture
no the main character says what's infront of him
idle veldt
I think squads should just be a different game mode
pastel quartz
"oh, YEP, THAT just happened"
shell venture
i hope every dev in a big corpo gets laid off and replaced with AI unironically
naive bison
"oh, YEP, THAT just happened"
Is he behind me
naive bison
mandatory vitiligo and pronouns
Wheelchair
The curly hair black girl with a baseball cap is a tech genius hacker character
visual stirrup
Wheelchair
Tarkov was an extremely forward thinking city
the first city in Russia to have wheelchair accessibility everywhere
naive bison
Oh god fucking rope
If I am a dm and you make a wheelchair bound character
Every dungeon will have a mandatory staircase
Fuck you
shell venture
half movement speed
double roles
naive bison
the first city in Russia to have wheelchair accessibility everywhere
I don't get it
visual stirrup
I don't get it
that's what it would be like if these fucks got their hands on it
wheelchair accessibility is shit in russia, as you know
naive bison
Oh
shell venture
normal legs accessibility is fucked here let alone wheelchairs
we literally have sidewalks that are 10 cm wide
or retarded car owners renting garages and parking on the sidewalk
i want to firebomb these fucks
visual stirrup
there's a Dining Facility on some army base that has a wheelchair ramp to comply with regulations
but they put it in the dumbest place, so you have go like 200 feet back and forth to ascend 25 ish feet
pastel quartz
Every dungeon will have a mandatory staircase
visual stirrup
there's a Dining Facility on some army base that has a wheelchair ramp to comply...
they could have put it closer to the main entrance, but that one is harder to access from the parking lot
idle veldt
There’s probably regulations on steepness
visual stirrup
There’s probably regulations on steepness
yeah
but it still looks like shit
shell venture
https://tenor.com/view/celebrate-chase-claptrap-borderlands3-e3-gif-14309265
imo the only funny joke they got right in the movie
idle veldt
yeah
but it still looks like shit
I mean, it’s not made to look good
naive bison
imo the only funny joke they got right in the movie
You watched the movie?
shell venture
there is a fight scene where they run up on stairs for a second claptrap sees the stairs and throws his hands up and krieg picks him up
shell venture
You watched the movie?
no it's a clip
the joke is literally in 0.5 seconds that's why it's funny
pastel quartz
everyone that made that movie needs to be shot
naive bison
everyone that made that movie needs to be shot
The stoic soldier is played by a loud midget
The cocky young woman is played by an eggless dried up granny
Whoever was doing casting in that movie needs to be dissolved in acid
visual stirrup
I mean, it’s not made to look good
should've put the ramp closer to the main entrance, even if it's less convenient to access it from the parking lot
I get that not everybody on an installation is a servicemember, and servicemembers are sometimes bound to wheelchairs
but I still think we should have a pass on those regulations, the same way military vehicles get a pass on emissions requirements
pastel quartz
The stoic soldier is played by a loud midget
The cocky young woman is played by ...
krieg is not played by an actual psychopath
shell venture
yeah like roland is the most boring character they could've cut costs by not hiring kevin hart
krieg is the only good cast
cause he doesn't speak
pastel quartz
I hope they elden ring movie is ok
naive bison
cause he doesn't speak
Does he not mention meat bicycles
shell venture
i forgot about that holy shit
shell venture
Does he not mention meat bicycles
idk
pastel quartz
the director actually has played the game a ton
shell venture
i heard he is the best one
pastel quartz
got to ng+ 6
shell venture
yeah but gameplay means shit in a movie
pastel quartz
he clearly has played and knows a lot about most of the souls games
shell venture
idk i don't see souls games translating well to movies
unless it's like the og stalker movie slow burn
pastel quartz
yeah but gameplay means shit in a movie
a director actually knowing a lot about a game movie is rare and I will take it
shell venture
fair enough
pastel quartz
unless it's like the og stalker movie slow burn
he insinuated that a miyazaki game film would have to be like that
idle veldt
I need to kindle this bonfire
pastel quartz
both miyazaki and jrr martin are also overseeing it
pastel quartz
I will watch it 5 times regardless of how shit it is
naive bison
I hope they elden ring movie is ok
Which character does jack black play
pastel quartz
elden ring is my most played game of all time
pastel quartz
Which character does jack black play
ranni
shell venture
Which character does jack black play
patches
pastel quartz
I would not like that but a joke actor for the joke character wouldn't make me completely disregard the movie
pastel quartz
neither do i
pale ingot
<@591187403029610496> welcome to crackpipe creek (creek not included)
send this guy to the polar bear fields
visual stirrup
Which character does jack black play
that annoying bitch
"I am the blade of mikkela" would be his iconic line where everybody throws popcorn
that bossfight everybody hates
pastel quartz
I hope the movie is 4 hours long
pastel quartz
iirc she was supposed to be in sekiro
there is nothing concrete
pale ingot
das conk kreet baybee
shell venture
pastel quartz
she does have some striking similarities to lady tomoe but I wouldn't say it as fact
visual stirrup
I hope the movie is 4 hours long
three hours in, some animation flashes on the screen
everybody who doesn't duck in time is forced out of the theater
skill issue
minor cypress
add the splitgate 2 dev
Im only gonna play the arena mode. They can't make me play battle royale slop
pastel quartz
i think she's an awful fight
I like her other than waterfowl
naive bison
three hours in, some animation flashes on the screen
everybody who doesn't duck...
Before coming in you have to beat elden ring while observed
fallow trellis
pastel quartz
waterfowl should have been a one time move triggered at 75% hp
fallow trellis
Your mother
shell venture
i don't like her in any way tbh
visually or gameplay wise or lore wise
pastel quartz
it being able to be used whenever ruins it
minor cypress
i still don't like that ip was replaced with blue essence
Im still malding over the BE champ decreases. All that time to get every champ only to see price cuts
pastel quartz
only rumored, but also there are worse picks for a tarnished
shell venture
he does have that ds1 character stare
pastel quartz
beat him up and give him longer hair and he looks like the default face
shell venture
who
fallow trellis
misspelled woman 🚬
pastel quartz
river zealot
@placid sail
lapis zinc
when im dming a game and one of my players characters has a disability i actively engineer situations that make it a detriment
its very funny
visual stirrup
when im dming a game and one of my players characters has a disability i activel...
oh?
and if they make a black character?
lapis zinc
oh?
and if they make a black character?
white hood mages hunt them
ez
give me a hard one
visual stirrup
oh?
and if they make a black character?
most well-adjusted 4chan user
minor cypress
when im dming a game and one of my players characters has a disability i activel...
I cast 70° incline