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praying im not mentally fit 🙏
pls
Wait is that the madness flash animation guy
HAAAANK
HAAAAAANK
DONT POLICE BRUTALITY THE CIVILIANS HAAAAANK
Yo it's John Madness Combat
no way

@hidden fractal
"The darkest FPS game"
i mean
have you seen that dock level?
its pretty dark

yhea we can't see shit
Praise the Omnissiah
hi twink
hi twink @naive bison
gotta love my funny phrase. makes xalrider disappear immediately
have them sleep in a double bed and their fucking mood basically never goes down
had a colonist go on a mental break spree cuz he kept trying to confess to a married woman
and make people their own rooms with some sculptures
lmao
barracks kinda just suck
i have no idea what im doing btw
wdym
walls
you can make stone walls
never make walls out of steel they somehow burn like wood
also its just a waste
its a workstation
why no stone
you need to cut the stone
i think it gives penalties
i usually make a workshop with all my tooling
then you just have your guys gather up all the stone
and start cutting
urrgg
how do i assign them to bed?
what game is this?
dying light 2
oo
dying light 2 but i modded it
and im on the hardest diff
with my entire hud off.
yay
right click on the bed assign
i know you get an outfit if you beat it on nightmare
i might play it again but on controller
everything feels weird and floaty
havent played it in a long while
do you? i havent actually beat it on my other vanilla save
i left it off on the last mission
but didnt go through with it
yeah you get like a character skin
neat
aha tanks
i'll have to finish this modded playthrough
yeah thats the reward iirc
not worth it to me but aight
anyway
ive been getting my shit slapped around by zombiebs because i have no inhibitors almost
and i need one more upgrade to health to get my grapple skill
actually 2
fuck
hehehe im going for shisha tomorow
it will bea peak
u need what
dogshit show imo
FENT
I NEED FENT
THAT TYPE OF FENT THAT GIVES YOU FUCKING SUPERPOWERS
well well well say less my brother
@coarse bear @placid sail
hit me up
Melon
i can hook u up with anything u want @pale ingot
hi twink @high wing
And actually parkouring gives fuckall

Same for combat
Luv me dl2
Click on the bed
It should have a button in the menu down below after you left click the bed
remember when MR. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEAST!
MR.BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAST
wait whats his name
mr.breast
the guy who he defended
ohh the man who wanted to be a woman
who left his children and wife
to become a wohman
yeah the trans one well well well not a suprise there
doggy :)
i cant even tell what im looking at
did you just say frick
and i fricked it
A diabolus or whatever
It has the strongest weapon in the game
It basically shoots nukes
big kaboom
only weakness is its stupid AI so you can just run away from it
but under player control that doesnt matter
they are prolly doing better without him in the picture
what a loser
to ditch a life you built only to shatter it for them
yup
hopefully kid wont be like him
i dont think i can say it here but im very disgusted by these people
i would avoid it
the hell is this
well there is a lot of those people here who really get offended by it so
yeah can't say it
yup cant say say shit in this world if u are straight white man
so much for the tolerant left when I drop a bowling ball on my nuts
they call me all the stuff but never liar 🤣
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fucking remote control bug
hi samantha
they done partisaned my fucking soviet smg
apparently it was modified for "concealed carry"
If you have to wear a full sized trenchcoat to conceal something, is it really concealed
I wanna be able to wear cargo khaki pants and a polo shirt and pull a shotgun out of my pocket
I just realized, I don't think I've ever seen a Soviet AT weapon in WW2 that wasn't an AT rifle or a lend lease item
did they ever make their own rocket launchers?
Ptrs
Oh
I cant read

Molotov cocktails

Didn't need to

Also RPG 43
Anti tank grenade
nope 
they just used lend lease items and captured german ones
AT rifles were kind of the soviets thing but those obviously became obsolete quick
i think the most they could pen was like
40 mils
the Finns used them for quite a while too
(the poles made a better AT rifle anyway)
well like most countries used them at some point with varying degrees of success, the soviets just made the most
This god dang country man, power outage, I hate this
the Boys ATR is a prime example of a failed one
yeah, doesn't help that the Finnish didn't really have an armored force (at least not one that could compete with the soviets obviously)
u mean czechs
Only reason I know of this thing is because of post scriptum lol
power outage but twink in the chat
wz.35, polish AT rifle
yeah nobody knows about it
🥱 SS41
Go away ham!!;
it was just that bad
gae
23 mm of pen is fantastic for ww1 and interwar, after like
1939 it was basically useless
i mean
funnily enough despite being made for only 3 years it was in service until 1988
yeah now that vehicles are lighter and not just big blocks of steel
you dont actually need that much penetration to kill an MBT if you are on the sides or rear
Handheld AT weapons superseded them anyway
also the issue of post penetration damage
AT dogs best tho
hey iknow this guy
DID YOU GUYS FUCKING SEE THAT
no
huh
sad
Nuclear bomb dodged.
becuse they get paid for these types of games
like they get grants from companies if they get like disabled people people of colors and members of LGBT and stuff like that
soggy owl 👍 👍
@narrow lotus
I'm halfjaking my shit rn
i mean
dying light 2
looks like phone game
average gypsy going 120 in a school zone
I forget what company it is, but there's basically a studio, or a publisher, that pays dev companies to include "diverse" characteristics in their games
along with that, there's a different company that will only advertise or internally promote it if it reaches a certain diversity score
I hope she stubs her toe and rips that nail clean off
385 dolla!!

Oh mein gott a panzer division!!!
Now that I think about it, a rear facing machine gun turret is perfect for a street assault tank
Playing a ton of warthunder makes you forget that most tanks are infantry support
there is too many people online hyperfocused on tanks and war machines
boys being boys i guess
They're cool doodads
i wasnt even interested in driving cars
i dont have my driving license till this very day
"why would i drive if i can pay someone to drive me anywhere i want" aah thought process
Hi Steph
hi kitta
What's up, gooner
do you realize that i dont even bring this subject and you specifically talk about it?
and i am the gooner?
really, kitta?
yeah nice try
i just like war crimes thats all
@quaint ore the forest brothers
Saw this meme for the 4th time this year
make that 5
i flinched
my lymph nodes are not swollen

neubafahrzeug
I wonder if he regrets broadcasting himself pulverizing his guts for the entire world to see
?
I pick estrogen 3 times and force feed them to iedy
yellow, blue and 100% black
I feel like brown is a trap, since you can already speak with cats, you cant understand or communicate with them tho
I think it would drive you insane
i am the silver demon
reasonable crash out
this is why I won't let kid shows near my theoretical children
they will have unrestricted internet access and will be exposed to obscenities on the internet like I was
Why the fuck would the ocean have firefighters anyway?
To fight underwater fires obviously. Are you stupid?
if I got kids we will be watching connor the barbarian together
gonna give them body dysmorphia at 4
Switcher DLCs on sale on GOG
my 7 year old will get hooked on tren and he will LIKE IT
his lunch will be nothing but a monster and a 6mg citrus zyn
Tren is ass, I will give him TRT at most
this child will experience all the wonders of natural bodybuilding and the pain that our forefather went through to look more buff
Blue purple black
Obviously
send him 2 years to dagestan and forget
Black is such a good choice
U prevent urself from losing a third of your life
With purple I could make bomb ass pizza for me, family an friends
nah thats a punishment worse than death
i dont want my son to become Russian propaganda tool
I guess don't even buy the DLCs. just get complete for 10
I dunno i feel like id miss water
I feel naked without my body hair
I would imagine your favorite would be able to change
and water can just be your favorite for a time
Hm thats true
holy peak
Ketamine 
surviving a rocket strike like a real man
ukraine sim?
I’ll take two scoops of spacetime on a quantum waffle cone please
Hiii spie
Have y’all seen the mang0 situation
who's that
I would like a mochachino
HEY COUSIN LET’S GO BOWLING
The melee streamer
what's a melee
Why does this not exist? Are they stupid?
Is it good
If you like caffeine
I like men
Fun fact, with a strong enough magnet you can attract water or levitate frogs
And women too I guess
I’m a man hater
what are you
And women are on thin ice
New one
🟠
lois
🟥⬜🟦
what if the bullet is made of lead 
Then you just make a magnet that attracts lead, obviously. Same with plastic or glass
They already have a magnet that attracts plastic and glass
It’s called the Atlantic Ocean

what do you call a chinese guy with one testicle that hangs lower than the other?
||Wan Hung Lo||
@stone blade look what interchange did to him
you can't give him shit for that, both you and Ivanko post the same facebook memes with religious passion
bloodofsniper could probably rewrite whole gamma in assamebly
i wont be suprised
what server?
my turn for facebook memes
what that
kotleta
Spearhead
the food pills of slavic people
i play on NA because EU is either empty or full with que being 50 people
alcoholics die from chronical problems in my family
so far seems to be grandpa his brother his dad and his dads dad
i'm gonna kill him
bullshit
he isn't going out because of old age
the whole plate in my mouth would be better than being in the presence of xal
so
BZ i am docking your pay
those can fill a void
the statement is a false lie
😠
(the text on the image of the meatballs)
temporary satisfaction amidst the bottomless emptiness of existence
then become existence itself then no emptiness 
🙂
Huh... 
Kotlety do buss tho
(slavs are dramatic like that)
I literally made some today
BLUR ARE YOU HIGH OR DRUNK
what about both
MY RING FINGER FUCKING HURTS BECAUSE SOMETHING IS STUCK IN IT AND IT'S INFECTED AND IT HURTS EVERYFUCKING TIME I BARELY TOUCH THINGS OR BANG IT INTO SHIT BECAUSE I AM A CLUMSY FUCK 😭
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
bro will lose his dedo
family kotleta - based, cozy, familiar, delicious (unless your dynasty is cursed with having 0 in cooking)
remove the thing stuck in it are u like , braindead?
fast food/canteen kotleta - ground roadkill, meatier variant of a corpsestarch bar
unless you're lucky
it might be something so small it's under the dermis
sighh
cooked at home is always better then what you get outside
or an infection that was because I think, it might've been a cut on there and i cannot remember what i did
there's a decent chance to find a really good variant of "fancy" dish in a restaurant
better get some disinfectant if you don't wanna lose that finger
$50 cost added because black gloves
but since kotleta is very basic and somewhat broke ass dish, restaurants rarely do it well
so we're slamming ibuprofins and doxycycline monohydrate's
had a teeth grinded out today as it broke and a fucking splinter was scratching my mouth
so it's usually in cheap canteens instead
sad kek
where it's made appropriately cheaply and usually shitty
p a i n
same fr
I know it's a silly question to ask an american
looks better than a burger patty
but have you considered visiting a doctor if it's that bad
I could do a walk in but i'm sure they're just gonna give me anti-botics and just wait for it to go away
which i am doing already
4th day on it
burger patty is thinner and wider and it's almost exclusively ground meat, kotleta is that chunky boi because there's also onions and usually egg/bread crumbs in it to keep it hold the shame ||and make it a bit cheaper||
being like swollen
stab it and drain the P U S
well i'm pretty sure you got needless in your house go ahead and do it
since there's some kotleta interest present rn, I will present to you the supreme dish involving one
Visiting a doctor in USA is very dangerous from an economic point of view
can introduce more bacterial infection
we live in places where we don't pay 1k for a appoinment
nah nothing will happen
wind is correct but I have med-cal because I am poor
wait but you actually have needles in your house
moms a diabetic
ah ok
they're small tho
the minimum wage here is like less than 250 dollars per month
imagine getting a mcdonalds burger flipper salary in brazil
@placid sail
literally you all the time
BBC news dropping this before WW3 officially starts
50 units one
the needles are meant to be shorter so they can't be abused for shooting up Heroin or Shooting up meth
I keep hearing this lyric in the car and giggle a little bit
Also potato starch to hold in moisture and spices if you want
russians usually use egg + breabdt for holding form/juicyness
haven't heard of potato starch, sounds funky
@worldly gate
what in the world
imagine all the best parts of a potato without the water
oh my god that old retarded meme has a sequel
this is classic style can

:V
whats the name of this shit
interesting
organic=expensive as fuck, no agrotoxic and could kill you from dhiarrea
okay allow me to fucking rephrase it, I can imagine potato starch being a thing, it's not that exotic, but I haven't seen it much in use here in general or in kotleta recipes
antibotics been killing my stomach
fr
I JUST SHOWING THE DIFFERENT BRANDS LABELS I FIND AMUSING OR INTERESTING
fuck
"gluten free starch"
yeah..hm
well since you're that fucking enthusiastic about it for no obvious reason, does it give a lot of potato-ish taste to the dishes made with it?
LOOKING INTO IT
I'd imagine it would
SO YOU HAVE NO CLUE EITHER
the water in a tater definitely isn't what gives it the flavor
okay I think blur may have been bitten by some really, really venomous snake or insect
so it doesn't impart anything
he's clearly losing it
is it more bland than white flour though lol
imagine if blur's gonna die now because he was too lazy to come to a doctor who would have said oh shit that's a murderfuck venom you're lucky you've come in time
also that will be 50 000 dollars sir
at least i'll die facefirst into some thighs so
so your fucking milf dommy mommy is chill with you biting the dust rn??
potato flour has the potato flavor imparted the starch doesn't or it has a earthy taste to if it does, and no
blur is currently dying and instead of trying to save his life or seek help, hyperfixating on potato starch, supposedly from the developing stage of delirium from the poison
it's infected finger from some sort of bacterial shit
i am taking antibotics
and using topical mupirocin as well
have you at least tried to disinfect it before gobbling on random ass antibiotics that may not even be effective against whatever the pathogen in question is
yes, no shit sherlock
I called yesterday
the quickist appoint is in ROSEVILLE
that's a 2 hour drive
suck my ass
i hate it here
how would you like to be immemorated in brainfart after you pass?
maybe like some gif, or a command
i'll let you choose
🙂
Blur, post a pic of your finger
damn that's a tough one. anyways @drifting mantle I nominate you to choose the memorabilia for blur
@slender rock I don't promise that I'd be able to help, I'm just slightly curious
the man who sold his finger
lol thats pretty funny ngl
AI cant be used to create warm and fuzzy images, but it can be used to create things born of pure malice
Is that pus coming out from the side of your fingernail?
@placid sail type post
mix of that or it's the ointment
maybe you should consider other auxiliary means of helping with moderation
PERHAPS EVEN
SOME MODERATION AI
I do like that song
but stop stalking me, creep
Yeah, idk bruh, either keep googling stuff or see a doc
TB OP 
reddit hates funny people

And valley hi drive
who hurt you
Every subreddit thats about hating on smth is full of toxicity, they cant even tolerate satire
+2
This video clearly
will go after in a bit waiting for a laptop to drop in my possession then off to kaiser south
probably gonna end up getting antibotics, calling it
@heady crow
Is it wrong tho?
very polar view of limited amount of happenstances all tied together in some sort of global evil plan
No I will never take your meds
Holy shit why isnt breezy here anymore to see this then go on a unhinged spree discussing every single screenshot with himself and his schizo ghosts
Did I miss something
yes, now die too
I mean it would be, for the first like 20 minutes
and then he'll go on and on and on and on
Nah, Ill just pass it as an elaborate shitpost instead of a schizoid rambling 
and on
Yea just let him yap to himself
Shrimple
but I want to fucking read what other psychopaths of brainfart write!
I muted cockrider long time ago, which seemingly solved the problem
but the thing is, that oxygen thief is still baiting everyone else
so while I don't have to offend my eyes with it, the discourse is being hijacked
isnt muting xalrider just asking to feel like a schizo?
how so?
since you can see the chaos but not the being responsible kek
I mean it's not like I'm hearing only a half of some meaningful and interesting discussion, which actually would have been maddening
that's just how busy likes it
it's just
blocked
blocked
someone else: holy shit cockrider you're so retarded
blocked
blocked
this must be the stupidest thing you've said
blocked
Consequences of being old
world peace by bombing china
Its inevitable
Am I the only one amazed by how good stealth planes look?
gotta mog people quietly
They look so smooth yet sharply defined
Most intelligent gaming journalist
With the right amount of shiny
Never finishing skyrim is expected cause holy fuck does the initial slog suck balls
At least finishing the main quest once lmao
I finished it fully vanilla like a sociopath but I now have an extremely sour taste in my mouth just from hearing 'helgen'
i kept restarting my runs cause I either wasnt happy or i played around with mods a bit too much
only really got to the end of the main quest after 200 hours
and now I am in wabbajack hellscape
The moment you start the quest with dragons, exploration just becomes shit
"Oh you want to go on a walk that is like 5min away from where you are now? Have 3 dragons on the way"
Dragons are sorta more interesting to fight
sort of
anyways its 2:30 i need to sleep
Ukrainian air force shitpost
what the fuck is a regulated air procedure
these people make me want to cry
no tigershark smh or even an f-5

NOOOO
Why
its sold to literally everyone
Its peak
Whats there not to love about a futuristic terrorist-bombing death machine
because they bomb children 99% of the time 
i wish for a peer on peer conflict
Thats because they probably deserved it
by that logic America deserves every terrorist attack against it
Its so peak that the best airforce ON THE PLANET (🇺🇸 🦅) mass produces it
airforce? the best military of all time bro
the africanoid wishes death upon America, how typical
Air superiority is everything, from time to time I beat it to operation desert storm
i don't because it was such an unfair fight
As it should be
i have been blue balled for peer on peer combat so long i jorked it to the paki - indian air duels
not just due to nationalism aswell
and they still lost
@placid sail
our time has come
strongest army in the world
then they lose to dudes with guns from 2 decades ago
its impossible to beat an insurgency when the locals didnt even want you there in the first place
the only ones who did didnt live there LOL
If youre in a fair fight, you didnt plan it properly 
its like iranians who left iran talking about how iran should have a regieme change
atrocity propaganda so chuds suck you off
yep, pakistan's airforce was suprised by the attack and still took outa few fighters because the Indians didnt think there would be a response
tbh most of them get jailed
ill use America's training as an example
@deft crescent the US did training opps with India and heavily handicapped themselves (as we always do) and the indians defeated the Americans 90% of the time LOL
Do I have to tap the rules sign
only to end up losing 6 fighters and acomplishing nothing to their neighbor
mb falcop
Fine
lowkey i dont fw the f-16s
i fw f-15s and f-22s and f-18s because they have 2 engines
i think 1 engine aircraft are retarded
how it feels finding expert tools after 1000 hours

What abt the beautiful F-14?
oh i love it and i think its a crime that dick cheney hated northrup grumman so he gutted the program
Daaaamn they gave you the biden blast of antibiotics

THE F-14B WOULD HAVE FIXED THE ISSUES WITH THE A VARIANT BECAUSE THE A VARIENT WAS REALLY RUSHED BECAUSE THATS WHAT THEY TOLD THEM TO DO!!!
Now we're talking
THE D VARIENT WOULD HAVE MADE IT EVEN BETTER AND COULD HAVE EVEN PROGRESSED INTO THE F-23 SUPER TOMMCAT PROGRAM!!!
WHICH WAS A F-14 THAT COULD CARRY AMMRAMS, HAD THE F-22'S ENGINES AND SO MUCH MORE!!
BETTER RADAR EVERYTHING!!
It really hurt my soul watching all these little F-14s get hurt in Iran 🥲
:D
me watching the f-14 program die because not only did America sell it to a dictator (the shah) who was overthrown and also because DICK CHENEY HATED THE COMPANY THAT MADE THE F-14
Nerds
I could fall asleep listening to Kim's voice
heres the link https://x.com/VOIDInteractive/status/1937542535611564101?t=J4xL_-lmy7PbdTu_SXKt0w&s=19
You asked for it, and we got it: https://t.co/rVB7RZ9vro
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its so
FUCKING
PEAK
i might buy it uniroincally
are you ready or not
im so glad when they made the joke post i voted that i would actually buy one
they cant make a joke like that
i never thought i would see offical artwork like that EVER
Nameless goon body pillow
JUDGE IS NOT A FACELESS GOON
HE IS THE MAIN CHARACTER IN READY OR NOT
YOU PLAY AS HIM
LOOKS LIKE A NAMELESS GOON
HES MY VITRUAL HUSBAND DONT TALK TO HIM LIKE THAT
Get some thicker skin bub.
Who want one
booty bheek bancake
More for me
Whats the catch? 
based
Fuck you they not burnt
Butter was caramelized so they just came out darker
i could eat that entire pile ngl i love pancakes
Dying Light: Retouched, An enhanced version of Dying Light 1 is officially coming on June 26th as a free update to ALL owners of DL1 on all platforms
Bringing many Enhancements such as:
- Upscaled and updated assets across the entire game
- New Remastered Soundtrack by the original composer Pawel Blaszczak
- New ambient sounds across the game
- Update described as an “Enhancement” and not a full “remaster”
- Enhanced LOD
- New 8K Shadows quality
- Improved lighting of many surfaces
- Maximum LOD distance increased from 240% to 340% in options for PC players…
i forgor who here likes dl1 but if you have it there you go
no tired like disney tired
One of the best polish games gets remaster(?) and it's free if you own normal version
Me waiting for actual new games to drop rather than remasters

its all so tiresome
i'd pay to watch bingus wrestling
The only "refresh" im excited for is god of war collection for ps5
Cus its supposed to have every game up to ascension and ascension is impossible to play without a ps3
i still dont fw the oblivion remaster like yes seeing a good game i love get more attention is great but like
i dont want bethesdas slimy hands on shit
heard that the new oblivion is ass
What was the point of tlou taking off?
watch the video for my new song "outside looking in"! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3_gii4-WMU
at last my diehard childhood love of things like erb and sonic the hedgehog has produced something of value [citation needed]. makes sense that when i finally get to put my announcer impression to good use i'm rusty as hell.
used by siivagunner, c...
not like the original
Did people think it was franchise material 
Oblivion og is ugly asf
that game looks amazing why 
New is still ugly
yeah but it had charm to it
silly charm, easy to meme, funny acting NPCs
Definitely the most silly es
new NPCs except for the beast races look horrendous
And i love it
Walk inside an inn, hear every npc talking at once, immediately leave.
before the skyrim dumbifacation took hold and we still had spell crafting and MYSTICISM
meanwhile daggerfall sprites 
Th only “refresh” I’m excited for Is refreshing the flea market in tarkov
Daggerfall actually got the best armor/clothing system
You can make so many fits
i really need to get around to playing daggerfall idk why i havent
Unity version is peam
It's kinda repetitive since it's mostly procgen
Its also a DOS game
i have bad experiences with unity and generation
Dont forget that
Caves of Qud is a prime example
You can just play the unity version though
Yeah i just mean like the game itself wise
Ahh
The shit ran on pcs that had megabytes of ram
My ass illegally playing master of magic on dosbox 
I need to give that another try.
Its just esoteric as fuck
the devs are absolutely butt fucking insane
i tried it for a while got the hang of it for a bit but like
nah
Daggerfall is also abandon-ware now
Can just get it free iirc
good
top 10 worst turret designs of all time
instead of a near miss with that 20mm explosive shell, its now guranteed
They know DL1 is infinitely more popular than DL2
Jfc every time I think of playing (and maybe finish) this damn game they pull shit
then PLAY IT
They're so committed to this game it doesn't make sense
10 fucking years
And they're still pumping updates
Wtf
same can be said for those that worked on NMS
I'll buy the damn DLCs as well at this point, they fucking deserve it
they havent even charged for dlc


+1 cancerogenic
