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Red cabbage lookin' ahh
what the hell is this
sample of a tongue
it's a very thin slice of a tongue
thats dyed
and then i put it under my microscope
and took photo
nice
sausage
forbidden sausage
you didn't believe it was a tongue
cool and beautiful
pretty solid
id hope so
chat is this sticker material
absolutely
absolutely
say "i love big black oily men" if you want your balls to be crushed
absolutely
"caught in bed with wrong person, need me to hold a prisoner until scandal blows over, easy enough"
prisoner is 13

the first voice line isn't suka (сука), but shukher
which is what criminals say when the police show up
something similar happened with a brazilian bank
10.000 were transfered to alot of accounts
about 2000 dollars
His life is theirs now
Neither of these 2 can match up with the average football fan in the balkans
Torches start flying across the field cause the opposing team scored and then suddenly the whole crowd from the north stand errupts onto the fucking field and then cus the scoring teams fans are mad they also storm the field
Imagine being security at that shit 
New best friend acquired
Man they're doing jack shit damage to that dragon
Almost makes me want to go in there and help them but they're edgelord Messmer's soldiers so fuck'em
it be cold as fuck
apparently still a heatwave for the brits
I forgot how absolutely disgusting Palm Blast is. Basically infinite poise while charging it up and it will poise break almost anything if it doesn't just kill outright
Bobr, kurwa
Partly, post Deluge.
Good for him
renegades
of course the dumbass with a camera isn't helping
how to cover yourself in mud tutorial
Renegades.
We heard you like the color blue so we made fucking everything blue
The sky is blue, the grass is blue, the water is blue, there are blue particles everywhere
blue is blue
The only thing left is for me to be blue. Dabadee.
@solar coral https://www.instagram.com/p/DLAVnCrsNvN/?igsh=YzNpODA3d3MzMmg3 I got an armored core meme for some reason
Oh this thing??
Follow for more Elden Ring Nightreign!
#eldenring #eldenringmemes #eldenringfromsoftware #eldenringcommunity #eldenringnightreign
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The good old Rubiconian Handshake
Is that the dlc
Yes
Is baked beans a good side for Barbeque
yea
a pair as old as time really
Maybe for real Barbeque
But it doesn’t work for tofu
This meal just didn’t come together
lmao tofu isn't barbecue
James Wesley Burger, who was caught by the FBI (mugshot below), has been charged for threats communicated in interstate commerce (18 U.S.C. § 875).
You can read the criminal complaint below 👇
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mashallah will he see God?
hes ginger no
he probably did this over the span of like 3 days when someone gae rejected him
also DAMN thats the most asymmetrical face ive ever seen
I cannot believe their still making Jurassic world movies
its remarkable isnt it
Didn’t the last 3 movies bomb
i havent had an interest since the first world movie and just heard about the latest one
idfk cause idc 
bro what the actual fuck
he kinda carried world ngl
That movie is passable
I would watch it again
recently found out scalies have a thing for blue, the main velociraptor though 😭
thanks reels
King shit
bro i use to troll on this game so much
its so fucking weird seeing news articles with it
you look like the type to play roblox
I'll never understand why anyone plays it unless they're too poor to afford other games
only time i go back to it anymore is with buddies
you play clash of clans you retard
the platform is an absolute shitshow rn riddled with corporations, AI slop, low effort garbage, pedophilia, and gooners
even if i wanted to try roblox i won't
making a new account as an adult feels weird
he looks like the type to play it
theres gold in them there hills
the sense of superiority in clash of clans is having a higher level base than others
meaning their sense of superiority is having more time wasted on it
Snatch people's phone and throw it against a brick wall for playing clash
nah he plays royale so its trophies

its easier to troll on than some other games
This is just becoming a Meme, I Love it.
Credits to the Youtuber: Crusher21
Disclaimer: I am not racist, neither is Crusher21. I only uploaded this Video for Entertainment purposes, this Clip has become a Meme.
if hes playing royale then thats even worse
So mobile bros can watch
Without having to open that retarded ass app
Why did he delete the og one
Ok
dude i wanna play the hidden too bad it a dead source mod and all the garrys mod ports have no players
this is a fucking reminder of simpler times
theres this one actually good roblox game that's pretty similar to the hidden. idk how many players it has left tho. Anomalous Activities
Can I air strafe bhop and prop throw?
if not then I do not want it
unfortunately i think the only thing available is bhopping amd you cant even gain speed from it
Mfs need to start playing the hidden again it's such a fun gamemode
go give anomalous activities a try still tbh, good game
quite possibly one of the largest temples ive ever made
with a deathrest chamber connected to it
The gmod iris edition remake was so much fun when it first launched and had a bunch of players. The guns and running around were really nice additions and the new specimen was fun
thee drums.... areeeee uneeveeenn
blocking campfires interaction spot
just turn it then
then it would block another drum
no it wouldn't

clean looking build
Im usually so shit at making aesthetic bases, its all functional stuff
i could go back and make all the slab tiles symetrical but i really really dont wanna
cause its random each fucking time 
When 1.6 officially drops and CE is updated, I'll be back on the rimworld grind
@pale ingotthere, fuck you for making me do this (i was gonna do it anyway)
yeah i just finished anomaly and im going back now to do something i never did then probably dropping it for a while
actually 2 things ive never done
sanguophages and ice sheet colony
Splendid.
+rep
also this base literally has zero defenses
yeah im cheating with dev mode to kill raids
no i dont really care
im making a nice looking base
just set the difficulty down at that point
it is
damn ok
i have it set 1 above the pacifist mode because i like vaporizing and gassing intruders
and yes the temp is so cold roofed geothermal vents are actually safe to have and benefit more than they do harm
nice, my next goal is to avoid having the megastructure base
Just build a cozy town with houses and shit
the trap of cave building or megastructures real easy to fall into its just too damn cold to not have a connected structure
the raiders will be pleased
wall it off and funnel them in
Oh i know, its a pain to not have a mega structure where every hallway is a fatal funnel
or just do what i did my first rimworld victory, massive wall (1 thick) with an ungodly amount of turrets EVERYWHERE
But i like the idea of having a town. Last time i did that kinda run it was a tribal viking era civ
We had a cozy outside garden with flowers for beekeeping and mead production
i try tribal +medieval only runs but it gets to a point where you literally cannot sustain enough wood to fuel everything
i had to spawn in about 5k wood logs each quadrum on my castle run it was ridiculous
castle was very pretty tho
Try doing a tribal run, but you start with no items or clothing, and no research
It’s a little boring
already have, got a ship victory when i was in highschool in class
Tech takes so fucking long
Early game is a mess, but the dopamine of progressing through ages is nice.
looking at a vintage story servers worldmap and saw this
maybe its pronounced reek-eh
Especially if you are playing with VFE tribals
i should try that next, ive loved the medieval one and the castle walls are so ungodly useful in every run especially anomaly
Just be warned, early game research in VFE tribal is RNG dicerolling research points during a fire ritual
amazing
It can be a bit of a slog and the only part i don't really enjoy
ah you know what i can use the cloth walls from medieval as tribal huts
buggy :D
However, it doesn't matter once you get culture. Early game its just a constant meat grinder of going through pawns until you can actually settle an area.
i need a run like that
im too attached and defensive for them
My buddy is the same way, gets super attached to his pawns. Meanwhile i'm just in it for the peak cinema and hope they have deaths worthy of their legacy
Like busy's pawn blocking a doorway while flop gets mauled by a tiger
The mining tool for it is awesome
Doesn't need to scan for efficiency either
i keep getting ads for eve and eve frontier like fuck off CCP im not buying back in
Every animal in this house is in the same bed with me
Hi fatracc
extra stinky
what game is this
And the kitten is being a little asshole
I just need a lil more paste for it, i was gunna get it on my way to shield where im setting up my next base
What server

new fortnite update vro
Tower Dominion
I want to say it's 40k but tower defence, but I'm not 100% sold on it
Ilm : Rajifiri
seems heavily inspired by it
but it's not actually 40k
free demo on steam
roguelike tower defence
legit only played fortnite once for the rhythm game mode and it was ass
went back to osu!mania in seconds
didnt even bother to try the battle royale or anything i was just there for the rhythm game
image of man digging into underneath of outhouse full of shit
Going to bed and my brain hits me with "remember how you got your selective service paper a few weeks back" 
just tell the draft guys you'll friendly fire
bruh I see you on the field I'm cappin yo ass fr fr
damn..
Everytime I get those recruiter papers in the mail I don't even open them
is Call to Arms: Gates of Hell Ostfront a FPS
Idfk look it up and find out
Go watch a gameplay video
my favourite part of multiplayer servers in VS
going AFK until its daytime
and its also winter so im gonna be waiting a bit longer
Fighting at night in Arma 3 is fun until you install ace and it becomes dogshit
when you can't even see your own dick and balls and not even eotechs work
if it's pitch black it usually sucks
I'm talking about even with night vision
in base arma it's like running fullbright
Unfortunately the more realistic you make night vision the more fucking lame it becomes
unless you've got some real primo shit, or IR illuminators, night fighting blows ass if there isn't much ambient light
I think an...IR spotlight would be a useful addition for base defenses and such
Unfortunately Arma tards don't realize those exist
vague movement outside? Cast a spotlight that the human eye can't see
So there only ir lasers
and even then every flashlights throw is retarded
It goes maybe 20 feet in all directions
I guess every faction was armed by the lowest bidder lol
maybe the engine just blows ass
It does
There's a mod that makes them like actual mounted flashlights
But ofc none of the big mod makers will make a patch or just fucking ask to use it
Of course it's thailand
Must be the capital
What this
Arma 3 mod adds tons of shit
And a bunch of maps
And ports some back
It is the highest rated mod on the entire fucking workshop
atleast for subscribed
below cba but alot of shit needs cba so it makes sense
cant even think of one
Ass
Well im not home So its gonna wait
i could drop my whole modlist but im gonna gatekeep
How much does your modlist have?
https://fixvx.com/RealestMemes_/status/1936952350452892139 brainfart when they try to go at the mods
yes
About same
currently 34
im still making it
im gonna try out rhs but im just reading of how many issues it has with ace
Lighter fluid is my favorite way to dispose of ant hills
keeping it short and concise
alot of big addons
arens blast effects and blastcore murr have been going crazy
i forgot how bullshit the wildlife is in vanilla vintage story
If it aint havin at last 200gb+ Its not even moded
concerining
And maybe we have 3 people that work in Bohemia interactive it self but that dosnt matter
Oh yes
why is there no config in my addon options.

alright uninstalling immediately and getting cup back
cuz im watching 556 tickle people
guess im not having usable flashlights ever
why would a flashlight modify weapon damage?
no its rhs
and ace
they dont fucking play well together
it works swimingly with cup
but cup has terrible fucking flashlights
and with ace making nvgs and shit realistic
it makes night actual dogshit
might be time to break out the text files
Just use light sticke bro
my gun has a mounted flashlight
im gonna use the mounted flashlight
hasnt been updated in 3 years
killing myself
the best thing about arma is that you need at least 1 guy in the group with arma as his full time job to make the game work
just turn off the ace nightvision on server settings, dummy
muh realism
muh immersion
but the NV isnt
bro hasnt even tried KAT medical
if he thinks normal ace medical is hard
i would rather kill myself
Always wanted to get into arma, but it seems like a mountain of tism to go through
second i started reading that shit i already knew i wasnt gonna install it
try to find a unit to larp with'
Squad scratches the itch enough, but whatever changes they've made since i played has FUCKED scope visibility
Its so damn bad
it adds airways and stuff
its really cag
blood types aswell
The overhaul for the overhaul 
shits fucked
At what point does it stop being fun and just a chore
thats KAT
so ace medical isnt even that hard when you grasp it
really fucking fast
which is why i never run that stupid ass teamspeak radio mod
Having someone bitch at the dumbass medic for giving the wrong blood type in a transfusion does sound funny af
if it worked for discord i would have no issue but teamspeaks ui makes me wanna put a shotgun to the roof of my mouth
wrong blood type will kill in KAT medical
normal ace medical it doesnt matter
its all just blood in ace
hi twink @tidal trellis
Remember what we used to have
user has disconnected from your channel
From what ive seen, its just "not discord" slop varients at this point
Teamspeak is so fucking ass
how to make a man concious in ace medical
is he bleeding? fix it
has he lost a lot of blood? give him blood
add plasma aswell
check heartrate, if he has one just monitor it
if he doesnt do CPR
if he doesnt get a heartrate after a round of it inject epinefren
we use the old version for arma larping
its just for one radio mod
True ass is curse voice
This was straight ass
If you wanna use teamspeak for free you have to join like a 10,000 person lobby first before finding or making a room
its so dogshit
Its literally those Indian trains that have people hanging on the side
Its legit like homeless shelter VoIP program
Its so bad
Store brand discord
skype was better
Its a shame it can't be ran locally, i swear you used to be able to
When discord went down and me and my brother used teamspeak
Before the mass update overhaul that just turned it to discord lite
It had a delay of about three seconds
the old version still can
what happens if all of these fail
then hes dead
kek
as long as he hasnt lost fatal blood and has been without a heartbeat for a while they can still be brought back
Short and simple KAT Medical (Rewrite) tutorial to get you up to speed.
KAT Medical:
https://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=2020940806
ACE (Vanilla) Medical Guide:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzZMoKntikM
The KAT Medical Discord is a wealth of information:
https://discord.gg/DyF6H7pU
0:00 Intro
0:47 Circulation
1:26 Airways...
KAT the overhaul medical lol
vs normal med
In this video Sheepdog walks you through the basics of ACE3 medical and how to use it on the battlefield. We hope you found this useful if you did please make sure to hit the subscribe button and drop the video a like!
Special shoutout to those that made this video possible:
Sheepdog
RogueWolf934
AngeltheBoss99
Geo
If you want to get involved ...
freeze his body and im sure well have a solution in 500 years or so
if he has no heartbeat, no blood, no reaction to epi, and still has all his limbs, he's still dead
kid named cinematic flares
kid named brigher flares
ir flare still very fucking visble
shit is just as bright in visible light as the others
yeah but at that point who even fucking needs the nvgs
cant see through your nvgs huh lets make it basically daytime
now you can see perfectly!
i would just use a regular flare
RRRAGGHHH FUCK NVGS
idk why this exists
GO MY FLARE
moon
i dont think ive ever seen the moon in arma
searching for it and i have not found it
gru already stole that shit
there is no real perfect option
aside from like, starting fires for the ambient light
night viusion is such a pain in the ass
I cant find hal
So my school host a csgo turnament And they told me that i have to manage it
I have no idea what should i do about it bcs i dont really care about them kids
Help me
special olympics cs tourney?
hi @eager igloo
Idk i dont care
idk host a tourney
Im going home i didnt even knkw about this
mr beast
Just do 1v1s on an aim map
Tournament
just have them make fucking teams and make a bracket
and just drag them into a custom match
5 on 5s
singles
depending on attendance, maybe a...whatever free for all is, in CS
yeah just make them do their own teams
if they can't make em, sucks
Fuck em
I have all of this
But i have to organise them
And they ask stupid questions like
"when does it start" And shit like that
make them organize themselves
1 is just nekomimi the rest is just decline of sanity
@jostaberre
@stone blade hi cocksucker

gocksucker*

Fucking nerds
ivan we all know you would
@narrow lotus @naive bison
a repost, but a pleasant one
Well fuck you both
Thank the heavens, imgur better write me my check
every time i see an image in imgur most of the other posts are furry shit
It’s even 9 am for him I think
AAIIIIIIII CAABRON
ChatGPT Sora probably
Either that or someone made sure she ain't seeing straight no more
It defo looks like AI
that's why she wears glasses
Back to sleep i guess
holy retard
wake up to play tarkov and go back to sleep
I have nothing else to do this summer
just kill yourself at this point
it's less miserable
"b b bbut my mom" brother i think your mother would be prouder if you roped
“but mom I’ve nearly finished kappa”

Total Gooner Death
post burly black men for cockrider
God bless
keep doing it
turbo virgin in the chat
You post plump breasted Japanese women when I'm on the tram
it's not even ai, she just has a fucked up eye
🖕🏿 
gooner senses win again
you're telling me they made women real? holy shit
even better
or well, "fucked up", it's contact lenses probably
what's the name
Kappa done, adik done, maybe i go for prestige 2 next
X [1]: sayaaaaa_owo
X [2]: sayaaaa_owo
I mean, come on, that shit ain't looking real
But she's japanese, so that tracks
You a real one 
i saw some ai shit yesterday that looked damn near hand drawn, it almost had soul in it
felt like i was eve about to eat the forbidden fruit
I just knew it wasn't AI because it can't replicate shadows with depth like that, at least not with consumer-grade models
seems a little biased
surely
I constantly get positive feedback on my l1 support, which has been entirely replaced with AI for more than a year now
@stone blade @river zealot
Who wins, ai or big magnet
your strongest rope , please
my wallet because i pay 150€ a month instead of salary for 5 people
Isnt 150 a lot
How many fucking users do you have
Isnt it like 4 cents a token
I am hosting the model myself
That way I can have immediate actions like a customer asking on how to activate something, I can have it automatically activate it for the customer without having to worry about a 3rd party having access to it
Is it cheaper or more expensive than normal
More expensive
Cheaper than employees,
More expensive than using ChatGPT
you join this and ivan and artem show up in the shared servers
you KNOW they are, you just cant prove it

is that before, after or during him lying about having cancer?
after probably
grab who ??
before going to a uni exam consultation
i drank coffee with mimlk
milk
and ate food with jalapeno peppers
bro is getting his prostate checked

crazy university
I hope you shit yourself on that exam
uni exam consultation
yes you are fit for active duty
gets drafted
its in 2 days
My point stands
Tell me ivan
drafting exams here in the balkans be like
go to the post or w/e
millitary dude tells you "listen man I don't wanna be here just as much as you , pretend to be slow or something so we can go home"
If i join that server will i see you there
not rly
this shit u mean?
you can try joining but u won't see me there
you are assuming artyom wasnt the 1st there
i know the kind of man he is
ofc
time to visit parents
2:55 train ride
BAGAMIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
this is why I need a bike
u going home or back to plovdiv
bro doesnt know how bikes work in the balkans
its fun until you die
thats how bikes generally are
the fk do we have to live for anyway
get real
visitting parents , maybe go out with a friend or visit some local rock cafe @narrow lotus
is that mold or fucking moss holy kek
stuff like that
mould*
nice i wish i still had friends that did that
I've got 2
Mould deez nuts in your mouth
one dude who we've known each other since 4th grade and one metalhead girl who I know since 9th grade
peak
there is no joy in romania
New nickname: Spirit
im a ghost now
i might go visit my sister to the seaside soon , maybe take a dip in the sea as well
i wanted to go this weekend but i had some stuff to do
good choice , a bus fucking rolled on the highway and it blocked it for 4 hours
classic
iedys gonna be in a horror movie and im gonna use some ghost wind to knock over his pyramid of monster cans
Does your sister live by the sea or are you going with your sister to the sea?
im recycling the cans into money sir
we are doing business here
she lives there for college yes, we have a condo there
i lived there for 5 years when i was in college too
Honest Romanian businessman
mildly inconvenient ghost
im gonna take a key out of your keyboard but its gonna be a key that is uncommonly used so whilst you try to ignore it when you need it you'll groan in discontent and then have to look for it
so which one is it? tilde? one of the numpad keys?
Right shift, right control?
Born to enjoy life, forced to farm killa
whichever is the most inconvenient for tarkov gameplay
idk tarkov has like a billion binds that half of them are rarely used
some of my classmates have kids or got married this summer
me? imma farm adik


Adik for me
Adik for you
Adik for everyone, free, and may no one leave unsatisfied
go out yesterday
tie my hair
look in mirror
want to kms
never again @river zealot @narrow lotus
Philippine women are the asian latinas
cmon man buns are not that bad
ye I know they aren't
but
it was so long since I had done it I forgot how I looked with one
so I'm like wtff
me and my mate went to TAFE a couple years ago and he did a man bun and he put his pencil in it asked him when the dumplings were done
lol
aight imma go hit the gym
tarkov is down so we get to improve our life today
Is this true
Iedy fantasizing about men's buns
Caught in 4k
Its like the shitty barbecue grill made in a garage shed from scrap metal is right in front of you
Microsoft Goon
dollar store captain price
Opera GX should be like Breakcore GX. Or whatever the opposite of opera is
see router from house to train station
47 minute walk
not bad not bad @narrow lotus
today we walk
Microsoft precipice
Edge is just chrome nowadays but with a lot more popups, useless features and telemetry being collected
I still dont get the hype over opera gx
Lotsa money paid to streamers/youtubers, that's all
Ahh, that tracks.
They magically make a ton of money from the browser alone for some reason
Would be interesting to know how they generate that much of a profit from the browser because they are going for high value individuals for the advertisements
Because you can't harvest enough data to generate that much money from a random user
și cum a fost
Aha, this makes a bit more sense https://www.opera.com/ads
Pay upfront cost to shill browser, slap a ton of ads and analytics gathering, print money
Wait, that is smart as hell, they even offer a built in ad-blocker, it probably blocks everything but their ads network
That way they can advertise their network as superior
Plus this
They are just gonna be swimming in analytics and partnership $$$
NordVPN
lmao
The most useless VPN on the planet if you're not just trying to bypass geo-restrictions
ghinion
dar am facut oricum
asta-i viața
am dat acolo 300 de cuvinte si sper sa trec de 8

:)))) coaie mai ai 4 ani pana la carnet
O sa ti zica sa iei bacul
🥖
Oricum doamne ajuta sa iei nota mare god bless
China owns them
Thats pretty much it
Can I post feet
No
Metric only
Good boy is more pinado than his cop
ok promise you won't get mad

People here feet
what the fuck are you on about
100/10 game
Omg how are you crazy fucking people?
wrath, a sin so powerful that even at a sinners calmest their sense of guidence and knowledge and teaching is still lead by mans innate instinct of violence
omg hiiii silly kitty
dusty ass cat
5 quintillion to israel
Can we do the politics now?
only fake politics

yeah, i just read someone describe Frogan as attractive and received psychic damage
i think this is fake politics enough

:3
That's homo
The fuck
🫡
this is brainfart
True
oil up
u first bbygirl
Ayo
in minecraft ofc
hows it goin archy
I thought in tarkov 😔
@modest arrow @modest arrow @modest arrow @modest arrow
Going good just work
🥀
Still didn't ping lmaooo
kys
Half way there 
Nuh uh
yuh uh
omg hiii
I cast nuh uh
haiii
I'd call you the Morrowind Slur but that's blocked too
oh no not this gif
when is this getting banned
god bless
whattup dog fella
Russian doctor writing
still wrong species
da 
Looks like fucking scribbles
whattup canid fella
doesnt look like scribbles, it just is scribbles
😌
And worst part is a fucking pharmacist looks at that shit and gets you something
Like motherfucker can read scribble
vulpes vulpes…
regardless
not much
gotta get in car soon to sign up for college thing
returned from gym
good luck with that stuff :D
@glad carbon 
dont procrastinate buddy
That's rude buddy
I'm calling the mods
im going to touch you
political
Fuck is a vulpe?
fallout ne wvegas
vulpes
Yeah we hate politics
furry femboy
I'm killing myself right now
hi
ok good luck
😿
Thanks
xal projecting hard
can you get iedy first
I'll make a backflip just for you
Sure
xal always gets a frozen pizza after ass work
Sending a pipebomb
my ass is massive tbf

not nice

source?
Vro wants a source
proof? evidence?
ok thats just a fake screenshot
Xal wtf buddy
hi twink @modest arrow
hi femcel @modest arrow
I'm not a twink
What is a femcel even?
female incel
female incel
I'd rather kill myself
go ahead
I forgot what an incel even is
close enough
Eating first
he is so strange looking
Involuntarily incelibate meaning they can't get laided because no one wants them
@naive bison post your ass
what did he do this time
involuntary celibate
(someone who is mad they can’t get a partner) (often completely delusional)
uuh people who get zero bitches and hate women because of it
the latter part is optional but the former is necessary
Time to do screenshots for xal's death video
literally instead of them ya know growing as a person they blame the other sex for being shallow and blah blah\








