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@ruby minnow
Good morning
Could have just said "good morning"
hi twink @naive bison
this shouldnt be offensive
should've given us the height at least 
i think this is the 4th time you did this
bird I'm gonna get you
come on then
damn
@high meteor @lyric horizon @narrow lotus @river zealot @weak jackal @pale ingot @opal hare
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wake up
Open discord
Ignore 20 pings from Ivan
Call onto iedy to do interchange
I pinged you once retard
kys
womp womp
shut up and watch the meme
or 0/1 yourself
started playing bannerlod for the first time
got contract with this nation and their emipre army got captured
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H999s0P1Er0
this is cooler
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Police investigated a man's apartment and found not only a bunch of cigarettes without encription but a Bronze Age shortsword

@river zealot
yooo
that's ivan reaching for his 5th monster
(it's only 11 am)

lol

That funny piss drink is gonna be his death
make sure to get the sword from that one mission artom
you get an achievement for getting all the field thingies
Also, hi funny cats such as Frota, Artem, Xalrider
@glad carbon

alo
the dust mite is content in its existance

Ok im about to call someone the word from Morrowind its over 🙏
Prepare
I have a real question to ask because yes
Do men and Women at work mix normally? Like when talking and discussing shit or do they normally divide into respective groups?
whar
i called a bitch skrunkly once and she cried
Like when people discuss shit, you know usually men talk with men and women with women, of course sometimes men and women talk about shit as collueges at work but more often men share shit with men and vice versa, yes?
idk man i dont talk to women

i work at a construction site
how many women do you think i talk to?

LMAOOO
downfall
?
My point is when for example you have Idk say one man working with a lot of women, he is kind of an outcast in that work or not an outcast but he is...alone in a sense
people divide by interests, it just so happens that most men dont have the same interests as most women and vice versa
Yeah that is true and well women are more huggy than men so when they greet its by hugging and men just usually shake hands and whatnot
When its one women between many men or one man between many woman that person its reasonable to argue he/she might talk with them but they won't connect as much and kind of be alone, right?
sheep cat
yeah pretty much, whats your point anyway
fluffy car
Just experiencing something in such regard and im getting told im not socializing enough
curious
don't try to placate women
there is no summit to that mountain
especially work hoes
wdym from law
i havent finished my bachelors yuet
theres no "from"
why the fuck are you working while doing a hard degree
are you that poorge
no the opposite, thats just side money 
i work 8 hours and then can buy rimworld dlc 
retarded
there is another way
how is working a job whenever i have an off-day "retarded"
i am not going to be a prostitute like you
nor am i signing a contract

get yer sea legs
look man, your mother makes good money, you should look into it
you dare use my own spells against me potter
forever wiunter refenrece
you did this
lowkey was expecting the ending to be "weapons were found at CIA offices and then distributed to homeless people"
You are responsible for this
no?
fuck you @modest arrow you a smelly
I HEART UNFINISHED GAMES WITH SCOPE CREEP
Wow im killing myself right now
😔
OMG HAIII
tbf forever winter is one of the few EA hype games that doesnt suffer from scope creep lol
maybe
its possible
I love you crazy animals 🔥 hope you have a great weekend
ill need to see it
they know exactly what they want to make and they aint makin anything else
what im afraid of is games like beta decay
THATS scope creep
we love u too, evil stinky creature
do they?
what are they making
Remember telling the homies to kys is just telling them to keep themselves safe
RTS but you're not controlling it
thats a really ambitious idea
not really
idk the AI right now is uhh
i can do it rn in defcon
not very good at targeting eachother tbh
and i havent noticed the feature someone promoted where you bring in low level gear and they ignore you to go after enemy factions
i mean i only rlly see that with the infantry
they still kill my ass either way with a pistol
well no one ever said they'll ignore you
it just reduces your threat
instead of running over and fucking up cyborgs or euros
if you wanna see how much threat actually effects things
not that much apparently
by ALOT
if you wanna see max threat
run scav girl, then run gunhead
gunhead automatically has max threat iirc
also also, theres alot of hidden stats for faction moods besides trader rep
you know insta-spawning HKs?
isnt max threat when they start sending the shitty *teleports behind you hks
no thats a different thingy
as far as we know theres 3 rep systems
those are aids and im glad they toned them down at least a tiny bit
1 threat
2 faction rep (BGS)
3 trader rep
fucking bullshit walking tanks can just spawn on your forehead
well you can also detect them significantly easier with the rig scanner now too
and you get a much clearer message on why they are there
btw the BGS and threat is fully there but its also the reason why the game feels really weird to play, i feel 99% of "AI too aggressive" complaints would go away if they just started displaying threat and BGS rep
they only show faction rep and its so vague
i shoot a euruskan and its some weird bar that means nothing
i had full rep in the beta after duping ammo and selling it and it did nothing
well trader* rep literally does nothing other than be rep for traders, which is an important metric ofc but not while in game
it should I think
typo
maybe they should teach their squads that this scav is a good trader and probably not worth shooting on sight
singlehandedly supplying em with half their booze and ammo and they're still shooting my ass
that wouldnt make too much sense to me, the traders dont gaf abt the infantry only the cost of their gear, which is why selling their gear back to them recovers rep
however the infantry themselves do concern their own lives
it is intentional
but its vague and not explained properly
idk i think the traders should have enough sway in the faction but like
not enough to get them to not shoot you outright
but atleast make them not run after ur ass just for existing in their fov
I mean i would think you could pay off a trader or general
however, the traders are not high ranking members, they're infantry that were assigned to wrangle scavs into doing work for them
id think that traders would like having a direct connection to a dude giving em back their own/enemies gear
maybe add a 4th trader rep rank where you can pay off a higher up
feel like that would be a TOW thing
nah just put the mech pilot in the bag man
toothy reference
@solar coral what do you think of this creature
what did he steal
that's so dogshit 
GRAAAAA
and what is the guy saying in this gif
he's saying "CHOOSE CHOOSE CHOOSE CHOOSE"
i used the gif to express my difficulty of the choice of rewards from the quest

rewards kinda ass tbh
I wouldnt do any of them unless you have the means to use the archite capsule kek
i dont even know what it does


yes
just go to former jugo country
youll find ton of illegal ones
you just will have to stay in jugo territory to keep it though
unless you feel like smuggling
depends if you think its worth it 😌
isn't it a DMR in 8mm
i remember playing some anomaly gun pack and the ammo for the m76 had a swastika on it

cause it uses the kar98 ammo
How it feels to hit the penjamin in the airport
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You cant eat lipos!
watch me
cute
New nickname: Lekker
damn
Being banished to the outerworld tomorrow
Unfortunate to hear
what in the fuck have i created
turned it into han solo
quite a large amount of recoil
Ah.. cursed gun builds
I LOVE YOU ACTIVISION!
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Me and my icecold monster energy DRINK @stone blade amirite hahaha
Hoolllly shit
this is so me



hey @river zealot wassup
trying the jubilee missions?
the boat one is great, if a little short
hi kitty
just suffering in conquest
conquest defence is cancer
its really bad
gotta love when they manage to just roll up anti tank guns to your defense lines and nuke everything
and you cant do shit because you only have mortars researched
meow :3
fucker have legit 10x the amount of shit i have
or thats how much i killed
probably even more
that shit is a win in my books idk
its based on how much you bring in im pretty sure
doesnt matter how much i bring if they have 10x does it now
just bring a bunch and spawntrap their stuff
usually the AI in games like that have to absolutely swamp you to have a chance
spawn protection doesnt matter if you get tanks just outta range of AT while artillery sits just in range to snipe any field guns
fuckin politics
spider-man villains be like
spider man
venom
green goblin
tom holland
tobey maguire
gelnox
gelnox memes
memes
funny memes
#gelnox #memes
Awww
so 
cars in america:
noo my car is 3 years old I have to think about replacing it
cars in europe: this car has been through 15 families and 5 generations and still is running on its original oil
@narrow lotus
Some Japanese cars are also so reliable that they last forever as long as you stay on top of maintenance
Only some of them though
that's
thats normal
the fk
I wish it was normal. I’ve heard horror stories about Subaru
this is actually true
its probably because americans are lazy and don't maintain their cars
also americans are lame because they don't have the same powerful wagons that europe has
I don’t know why car companies are so against hatchbacks/wagons nowadays
they are not
americans are
bmw and audi are still making wagons
and they're selling good
Volvo sure as shit isn’t and they’re Swedish
i just wish i could see the same cars with the same engine in Turkey
to turkey they come downgraded
otherwise they will just be too expensive
I would rather have a f150 than a chud back
Cars all look the same now
Like you have to know to know which brand it is without badging
the lack of self awareness here is crazy
Reject pointless curves and plastic, embrace steel boxes of death
every car maker makes the same thing in america because of regulations and laws
another point where americans are lame
they can't own a hilux
or its just too expensive
This AND newer cars are just breaking down at insanely fast rates
Gmc has had full on engine failures in the last 2 years
you know just import a 10 year old european car
im trying
oh wait you can't because it didn't pass the crash test that the cybetruck didn't need to go through
Cybertruck when 1 drop of rain hits it
I cant find a rusting gif so imagine i posted one
I’m driving a 15-year old Nissan that I got for a steal due to nepotism
Once ive saved up some money im gonna get some small AWD diesel van
America is still being retarded about kei trucks but hopefully they'll come around
PA allows the sale of Kei trucks
Does it allow you to register them tho
I see them on the road
Currently they're restricted but you can get them registered
Restricted as in "there's caveats"
I havent seen one yet and i live along the coast so i imagine i should of by now
gotta be gae to drive
Also good luck getting insurance to cover them for some fucking reason???
Also cause now car brands are just treating cars like disposable things
They make them fragile so you'll get the newest one that barely changes anything so they can charge you more
Insurance when it needs to cover massive overpriced boat truck: 👍
Enshittification
On the other side of the spectrum an 80s Corolla is currently being sold with 900k miles on the ped
why would they ever sell you something reliable when they can sell a POS that lasts 5 years
can't not drive a car in the US
so what else are you going to do
I haven't for most of my life but im a passenger princess
the answer is: killing them
Shitty drivers are just anywhere, it isnt a US problem only
Well at all really
Cus most people SHOULDNT be allowed to drive
But ppl need to drive to keep the world running so everyone shrugs and pretends that cars are a necessary evil
Why do that when Toyota does it for themselves
Create brand reputation by making reliable cars that last god knows how long with regular maintenance
Then follow the same path as every other manufacturer and create pieces of shit that need to be towed back to the factory after 200k miles
And also kill any of your famous cars by just outsourcing to BMW
the new supra
Or turning it into some shitty SUV crossover
Crossover SUVs that can't even fuckin go off-road lmao
I will purchase a BMP instead
Im getting a delica idgaf
SUV is just a fun way of describing fat high roof car
I would kill if VW brought this one back
When i was at a job fair I walked by a nissan dealership (no customers obviously)
And they wanted 30 fucking grand for a used car
You cannot make this shit up
companies charge out the ass now cause nobody has the cash to purchase anything (wonder why)
why get 2 sales for 15k when you can get 0.8 for 30k?
Dealerships need to be buried 40 feet underground so theres no chance at their shambling fucking corpses to rise back from this
Im sure all the auto manufacturers will just get another handout tho
That along with whoever came up with the crossover suv concept
Im so blind to suvs idek what that is
Yep, the unecessarily big ass cars that have shitty drivers
Such shitty drivers that most road accidents is usually caused by them
"BuT BiG CAr SAfE"
“Listen, I got a lifted F150. That means I’m king of the road and REQUIRED to drive like an asshole that treats road signs as a suggestion and tailgate anyone not going 20 over the speed limit.”
Idk what manufacturers are gonna do when they run out of road width
Probably bulldoze more shit
ONE MORE LANE
Forgot that they never turn off their highbeam lights thus blinding everyone else on the road
only I need to see
Theres been 1 lane under construction in my area for over 3 years, that shit never getting done man
Those super bright headlights should be illegal
It looks exactly the same as it did 3 years ago
No workers
Parked construction vehicles
Piles of gravel
You forgot the floodlight bar mounted above the cab despite most F150 owners never working at a job site a day in their lives
They are in some places
People just dont care and uuse it anyways
"your all that's left, finish the mission."
But nowadays car manufacters also just sell those headlights not properly regulated too, so they come out of the factory way too bright aswell
Yep
And dont forget since SUVs are higher up
Their headlights usually are in line with YOUR FUCKING EYES
And there are the people in Subaru shitboxes with incredibly bright yellow, blue, or purple headlights
I meant enforced with the death penalty but yeah
In older cars headlights were supposed to be slightly downpointed to avoid blinding oncomers
But they just dgaf now
They know that people nowadays eat up any shit car design
Credit cards baby
yellow is better actually
America runs on dunkin(debt)
I’m talking neon yellow. Like actual fucking eyesore yellow.
That happens a lot with me in my eclipse whenever there is a SUV behind me
Mfs just always with the highbeams that go directly to my mirrors
Despite being more expensive you're still getting a pos
Dont worry tho techbros will save the day by creating headlights that automatically shift the beams when theres oncomers (its a subscription and its just more moving parts to break in the future)
In third world places, you pay more for the basic ass models, and they want to charge a leg if you want anything slightly better
Cars too scary, public transport it'll be
They are scary!
Tired of pretending theyre not
Im lucky to live in a suburb that does have a train line in the city
Doesnt mean that train line gets good funding tho
Remember when inter-city travel by train was a thing
Then general motors ripped all the trams out of the cities
I wanna buy one of those civilian APCs ngl.
They look cool to drive around.
Just google GMC railcar conspiracy
cars are wonderful
Why have economically and industrially viable public transportation when you can force everyone to buy cars or pay exorbitant amounts for taxi service
They scare me
I can't drive, too much for ne
I don't want to be responsible for a wreck
Flop needs a big strong man to drive him around
Abs wuss
Then uber killed off taxis and made it EVEN MORE EXPENSIVE
You won't be "responsible" for a wreck if you drive conscientiously and responsibly
Heaven gets tired of Hell’s shit and sends Doom Slayer and V2 from Ultrakill
OH this from my favorite song, inside every demon is a rainbow
I memorized that shit
can still sing it on command
They're too scary, I don't trust myself with a vehicle that can go fast and cause bodily harm and unlastin trauma, I don't go near that
Public transport it is
I aint being held responsible for something I could've easily avoided cause I wasn't ready for it (or something like that)
Why risk it
Wait flop you cant use public transport youll be literally murdered according to the news theyre soo unsafe!!
Ehh, you get used to them 
that is literally the best part
not me
Public transport 100%
i love my car
I do not wanna drive anything
i can kill people with it
Anyway, cars are great but, as often happens, people's greed took things too far.
Isn’t that basically just the story of humanity? Things are going great but the rich want to be even more rich
Yeah my argument really lies in more with the reliance of cars not them as a concept
I wouldn't gaf if i had other options
Ppl can keep killing themselves on the road for the sake of convenience if i could just have transit with real funding
Learning to not let fear/anxiety control you is part of being a man
oh my-
I just don't trust them!!!!
Or well myself
Is wanting to use public transport that wrong!!
Big car is speaking through them, dont listen
It's a machine that you are responsible for it's no more scary than a tool
Except a power drill isnt 2 tons of steel at 90 mph
It's a machine I'm responsible for on a public street where theres other people!!!
Public transportation is good when it's convenient
If I were the only victim idc
but other people I don't want ruined
but it is a spinning tool that kills on contact
Clearly you do not derail trains
Problem being if you live anywhere where that's not the case you gotta get driving
Oh right, people walk on streets in Pak
You do???? 

Can't believe Flop is now 130 pounds and bald
thats a lot of money
I'm not a femboy and I'm not that either!! ew
(he's a minion)
well of course you're brit
no wonder you're suicidal
Gotta post it once more so a strong gust doesn't get him
HES FUCKING BRITISH??
WHAT THE FUCK IS A DENTIST :🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 🔪
There are BRI’ISH people in my fucking discord?
Imagine living in the uk and still sucking off cars
Thats actually fucking insane
alexa, what is sucking off cars
Can you fuck off im baiting
no you fuck off it was a genuine question
male pattern baldness is gonna hit flop like an asteroid
Wrap mouth around tailpipe and suc
It's when lightning McQueen and mater have a bit too much fun
oh, that literal
you're a freak you know that?
Hope not, I wanna keep my hair long forever
Ain't we all
I'll go extreme lengths to keep my hair 
Ain't letting my mom force me to cut it again
Barely won that battle
I've heard flop mentioning he's free today and instantly imagined him going "maybe I should go outside for once", opening the curtain and just screaming and turning into ash baby
Yes i knew that
Just like me fr
Take those damn headphones off then
They're already off!!! Silly gal!!!!
What am I going to do going outside? Be fried like a omelette?
It's hot outside
Exercise
It's cold in here
True
I'm good as is 
Shush busy, you eat babies!!!! 💢
This is true Ronald Reagan himself told me Russians eat babies
True!!!
no I was making another reference
nobody asked flop
Wait i like this one better
Dark checked by true American villains
FUCK THEY REMOVED THE DARK BRANDON ONE
The who
oki
Is Dark Brandon the leader of the Shadow Government that sponsors the Shadow Wizard Money Gang?
IDK
So DAMN HOT HERE I need a air cooler to keep my PC cold and not explode
An air*
He also absorbs peoples melanin
I went to another room that wasn't cold and nearly got incapacitated
You don’t need to wear your wool kneesocks
Also became dizzy 
The what now
The programmer socks
How it feels stepping outside on Florida's coldest days
Are you so out of shape that a change in temp makes you dizzy
Drink water fool
Make sure to eat to
Exactly
You get me
heavily
thank god
i doubt where you do live is better though
anyone visiting florida cant have a good home
My sis lives here she got a nice place
If you want something to do you should go check out some of the old star forts
We have before
This time we probably just gonna go beaching tho
On count of my sis being like 8 months gregnant
She cant move around much
IDK
Getting drunk and walking around the beach is fun to
becuse gators
you can just import the meat
I can't recommend Alaska enough
It's so beautiful
if i had to live somewhere in america i would go washington
state not dc
whats the situation with alcohol there
both washingtons blow
The way you misspelled gators I had to do a double take 
blow this cock
I been to Oregon and i liked it there
Close enough
oregon does blow though
oh so now oregon blows
It was aight
You drink it and go hiking and marvel at God's creations
peak
We had a grocery store in walking distance which was awesome
thats what like 100meters?
americans being glad to have a grocery store in walking distance is such a culture shock
Tell me about it man
Preaching to the choir
There's also a couple of very old Orthodox churches to visit if you like architecture and history
now we talking
old believer ones too
alaska is like one of the few places in america to have old believer churches
yeah becuse russians used to own it
ya
this is peak
I love Alaska and have thought of moving over there a lot over the years
and work there good?
Depends
what would you do
that probably is like main job force in alaska im assuming
peak
Work seasonal stuff in the summer and trades for winter
as a future welder that would be peak for me
That or trades year round
yea that is what i assume was main work force
how is it with gun laws there?
Not strict from what I know
okey im moving to alaska after school
A dollar general opened within walking distance of my house but I’m never actually going to walk there because I live in bumfuck nowhere and the only two ways of walking there would be on the side of the highway that has no sidewalks where people drive like absolute maniacs, or through the woods where I will accumulate many ticks and burrs
ha
They usually are the wildlife is a big focus there
sounds like normal walk with my friends
its really no wonder americans are fat
i wonder if there is microbio research there
man walking outside in forest 
with firends just talkin and shit
truly peak of life
It's not a huge deal just make sure to check your balls after for ticks
I’m fat because I live in northern Michigan and there’s fuck all to do in the winter besides eat and drink. And since I hate the taste of beer, eating it is
americans cant ever get the true peak experience of walking outside though
shame
on you
thats sad
it is
Hard liquor will be there for you
they dont have houses close enough to each other to walk around and talk to random old people sitting outside drinking
It's not all about beer
and most dont even walk anywhere to store and shit
People will tell you it’s all about beer here
Fuck em
May I introduce to you
Drinking and driving with summer wheels on your car
light beer is just like drinking water, dark beer is meh
Hard liquor 😊
Literally any time I eat with my extended family, they’re like “oh you should try this beer, you’ll like it, it’s different from the last time.” (it still tastes awful)
my son i had a lot of liqour but beer is beer
american beer doesnt taste awful because it doesnt taste like anything
try czech beer
dont
hop beer its peak
just skip and go straight to rakija
thats serbian and no
slivovica better
😋
no its polish
A slice of cheese on this ones head
dumb fuck
What even is the fucking point. If I want to drink something for the taste, I would rather drink literally anything else. If I wanted to get buzzed or even drunk, rum or whiskey will get me there a fuckload faster than beer and with less pissing.
I wouldn't know where to begin on picking a good imported one so I stick to anything above 10%
hmmm lemme think
Sljivovica is legit the same shit you stupid fuck
its all the same shit
yeah but it taste better becuse it czech
the difference is that femboys made it
meanwhile rakija is made by true balkan patriots
You use the exact same shit to make it with the exact same tools and method
No difference
mad becuse u dont have any of your own alcohol
They hid the femboy hooters in Prague
Its just different name cus someone in Slovakia was retarded
every time I drink beer I must not remember that cider exist that does all the same but is tastier
prague and bratislava
and a little group of femboys in ljubljana
uh huh
truly a femboy
Femboy attempt at cosplaying Romanians and all they stole was rakija and just changed its name 
Better than the Lubyanka
yup
you are thinking of slovaks
Same difference
I'm sorry to say my guy but a taste of bread water is not doing it for me. if you want me to drink MANLY MAN alcohol then give me some jin
every day shifty wakes up angry he cant have tufahije and rakija 😌
agreed wheat beer is gae
fermented bread water is good
He wakes up knowing he cant wake up and drink coffee from coffee dispenser and buy baklava for 2 euro 50 cent
yup
Splendid breakfast 
thats why i drink beer from hops way better
... isn't every beer made with hops
True it reminds me of this baller ale my buddy bought at Walmart of all places
nah
ya most modern is
there is weird beer that is made with herbs and spices and shit for some reason im pretty sure
is not common though
the devious druid beer
If you want strong alcohol drink the first few drops from the brewing process of rakija 
TRUTH
no one here knows
especially not this
this guy
I drank raki in turkey and almost died of cringe
also one guy there immediately puked in the corridor from a single shot
😋
it was funny
He had skill issue
that usually has licorice flavor though
Wood alcohol 
manly alcohol
licorice is made by the devil and anyone who likes it a servant of evil
My brother had his highschool prom and he never drank before and cus hes a retard he downed 9 rakija and barely stumbled into the house 
licorice is good
yes and I hate it
amazing actually
Stumble into house at 3 am drunk as shit
Lay in bed
Die
fucking cough syrup
yall be saying how much u drink this and that but you never have one shot of slivovica every morning like me 💪 ( if yes u chad )
dont worry you already have only like 10 more years to go
jin is superior
keep the drinking up
That's mean to cough syrup
shot of alcohol then coffee then alcohol, repeat
oh my bad
and cigarette
gin
cant forget the cigarette with coffee
would be like taking the minarette off a mosque to not have it
Fake human
I have my own ancient clay rakija making contraption
it's been almost exclusively gin and tonic lately for me
I am better 
blegh
once when i was camping my friend who smokes vapes ( gaey ) tried ciggies and coffe in the moring with me.. he shit him self so bad... funniest day of my life fr
peak
I almost exclusively drink rum, whiskey, or bourbon when I actually want to drink
what a pussy
yeah
though my most favorite shit however gauche it is, is long Island iced tea
how so
Too modern 
if it cant make u blind in one eye it aint it
truth.
that's precisely what we want
the first part of rakija for sure can
My grandmother teaching my how to make it by the gallon is a core memory of mine
but ONE think ill never get are people who dont smoke, drink or do anything bad to their body like what are they doing all day
probably beating off
Not coughing their lungs out or pissing constantly
thats what i think
Wow the internet is fucking horrible i search up what I want for a reference image and it pops up with all brand new metal ones for sale
also I've once had zombie in Croatia which was the most deviously innocent version of it I've ever tasted
sounds boring
one long drink, no alcohol taste at all, fruity and nice
I finish it and try to stand up and go "oh shit"
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dobr dan
ah close enough
marš u pićku materinu
I've done this making screwdrivers for myself while handing out candy for Halloween
is word for kids "otrok" in croatia?
or was that some place else?
maybe not all kids
maybe some kids of a certain background
you never know with croatians
staying in Croatia was funny, constant battle royale of croatians, serbians, russians and eus for absolutely no good reason
everyone had a great time
becuse "otrok" in czech is slave and i know there was some country who had "otrok" as kids or some shit like that
also the cleanest tap water ever
when you go back you should make sure to shout za dom spremni in the street
everyone will recognize you as a true croatian patriot
I'm not coming back dog it's now a fucking quest to fly anywhere in eu from russia
with fifty transfers
just walk
not too far
your ancestors went all the way from scandinavia to wherever you are now so
you probably could do it
right, definitely should go through Scandinavia as well so Bruno and his crew could give me their heartfelt regards
my guy I have middle eastern looks
ICE or however the fuck your nazi patrols are called are decking me day 1
It's ok they will send you to Portland 
concern
Portland is where God shitposts
Scandinavia vibes
ICE are looking for mexicans not arabs
brother they only care about skin color
if you're brown but not black theyre gonna stop you
if you can't tell a sand brown from a Modelo brown you aren't racist enough
Bruno promised me a trench romance but I feel like it's ending with me being left in the middle of a forest alone instead
bruno is busy trench romancing me, sorry
He's going to squad broken you
He's a friend why would you do that
seems kinda angry
killin and bunrin that man
That's just how he says hello
fuck that
He learned it from dirlewanger
i know that guy
he did some great stuff from what i heard
Wholesome little guy
well in that case
He's your average political science major
that horse guy is probably burning the little hat guys or cigan and which case i support it
His whole backstory is a wild ride to
German

this army about to get fucked
Hammerfucked into oblivion
jbt trazila sam ovu sliku sto godina
Not to fond of mars chocolate
If it's with coffee no on its own yes
it is good with coffee
bitter and bitter
bosansa kahva with chocolate
bosanska
yum yum yum
What type of brew is it
bosnian
Light or dark flavor profile etc
Cowboy coffee
Boil until the grounds don't float correct?
you boil it till the coffee rises up out of the dzezva







