#🎪bruh-fart

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naive bison
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that's the default one

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try selecting the drop region to be a year-round growth season

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a temperate forest

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closer to the equator

prisma venture
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but ill get raided no?

naive bison
naive bison
prisma venture
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aight becuse i want to rape some scallywags

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aright thats what i wanted

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hell yeah

pale ingot
prisma venture
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no

pale ingot
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scallywags gonna hit real hard

prisma venture
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the fuck is this shit

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why cant i play

naive bison
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@prisma venture youre playing through steam right

minor cypress
naive bison
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select reload any time

minor cypress
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You will lose. And it will be funny

weak jackal
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anyone here play fire emblem?

naive bison
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commitment is basically no saves

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well there are saves but cant reload

minor cypress
naive bison
pale ingot
deep topaz
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I just realized why my forever winter ran like shit

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it was on my NVMe

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it probably runs fine on my SSD

weak jackal
prisma venture
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but no i dont play trough steam

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yet

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ill see if i like the game

pale ingot
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also pro tip from yours truly @prisma venture
helmets are kind of important

prisma venture
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for what

deep topaz
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bonk

weak jackal
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I made this meme chat I hope you enjoy it

minor cypress
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Nah, we love the tragedy. Before it was in base game, i would let failed colonies run its course until wanderers came in and have them continue from the ashes.

pale ingot
eager igloo
proven crown
prisma venture
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so whats the best biom?

tidal trellis
prisma venture
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boreal or?

weak jackal
pale ingot
weak jackal
pale ingot
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that's the most basic you can get

prisma venture
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aight

deep topaz
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she looks like she was written with a bic pen

proven crown
prisma venture
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this seems funn

pale ingot
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i wonder if theres fishing mods for rim

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or if its in vanilla

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bet

weak jackal
prisma venture
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yessir

pale ingot
minor cypress
# prisma venture

Mountainous can be good, but lots of mining and potential surprises

prisma venture
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is this the goat?

proven crown
placid sail
pale ingot
prisma venture
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so what am i lookin at

pale ingot
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but it'll be inconvenient with the labour he can't do

pale ingot
placid sail
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can't do dumb labor is bad shit, intellectual is not that important at the start, old age is gonna start to backfire at some point

pale ingot
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but basically that colonist is a real good scientist, but he cant clean, talk to others (trade) or do general plant work such as foraging, farming or cutting

minor cypress
prisma venture
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aight

pale ingot
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for reference a skill without a passion on it levels up at around 35% the normal rate(?)

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iirc

weak jackal
prisma venture
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so what i like milfs

deep topaz
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boo womp

pale ingot
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oh yeah i forgot

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colonists dont like

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die from old age alone iirc

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what happens to them is their chance to get a heart attack goes up

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and then when it happens CluelessBlind

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well i was close enouh

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wait how does it work if you give them a bionic one

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I've never gotten around to seeing that

deep topaz
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nobody dies from old age, they die from organ failure from old age

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just like how nobody dies from speed, just rapid deceleration

pale ingot
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so what if you just turn a man fully bionic

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does he then live forever

deep topaz
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if you have a fully artificial human, I think the brain would still decay after a certain amount of time

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I don't know brain science though

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BUT

pale ingot
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mfw my skin rots off completely but my bionic organs are still running so i must persist

deep topaz
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if you had fully artificial organs, you would just replace them when they go bad

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which is kinda what we do now

minor cypress
deep topaz
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maybe one day we'll come up with a way to repair brains

pale ingot
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are there not brain replacements in vanilla

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swear there were

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damn ok

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i thought i remembered there being like

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brain related tech near the bionic tech

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is it just like improvements

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alr i see

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jarvis upload my consciousness to the mainframe

deep topaz
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that might be the only way around the brain conundrum

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if we can somehow figure out a neural imprint system

fallow trellis
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what country is this

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greece?

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like the flag

worldly gate
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There is a computer with components that do use brain tissue

deep topaz
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holy goth milk

abstract ruin
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it's Quebec

fallow trellis
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jesus christ

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never mind

pale ingot
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Eternal hell

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Send this man to the blackwall

pseudo robin
deep topaz
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I basically mean a brain SSD

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I sure hope we wouldn't have one on a spinning platter still lol

prisma venture
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how do i put stuff into storage?

pale ingot
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Whoops! not psychically immune

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Jarvis, hit this guy with the brain waves that make you kill yourself

placid sail
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you can also create shelves for more effective storage

pale ingot
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send this guy to the meditation chambers

placid sail
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if any shit is not in a room, but outside, it deteriorates

weak jackal
placid sail
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if raw organic such as herb meds and foods are not refrigerated, they spoil

fallow trellis
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Can I post feet

prisma venture
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but them lazy cunts dont want to transport it there

placid sail
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either they're too busy with something else or you fucked up with the filter

prisma venture
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the fuck is this

placid sail
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you should lick it

placid sail
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don't worry

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it's fun

prisma venture
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oh it works

placid sail
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🙂

prisma venture
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they are hauling it thhere

placid sail
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my money's on death by a thousand cuts by some rabid yorkshire terrier bunch attacking

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or maybe the classic cascading mental break

dreamy flaxBOT
pale ingot
prisma venture
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no worries i wont

pale ingot
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(i dont actually know what it does i havent played anomaly content yet)

prisma venture
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whats best to grow ?

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potatos ?

pale ingot
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you can see the stats of whatever plant available to you if you press the i

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generally rice is the best

prisma venture
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aha

pale ingot
placid sail
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rice is fast but not as nutritious, potatoes can grow almost in the concrete, corn grows forever, but nutritious and so good you can even eat it raw

minor cypress
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Also spend some time setting up work priorities in the work tab

pale ingot
placid sail
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please consult this 20 pages google doc on how to properly set your work priority tab

pale ingot
minor cypress
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Try to focus your dudes down to specialties, like a cook, crafter, etc. Also what ham said, theres an icon that gives it numbers instead of checkmarks.

placid sail
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bro who the fuck uses basic priorities instead of numbered ones

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why is it even an option

fallow trellis
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would accept 50 million us dollars but everytime you see a funny meme or someone makes a joke, big bang theory laugh track will start every single time

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even if you deafen yourself it will play in your head

minor cypress
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General rule, everyone can cut plants early game. If a pawn is "useless", its a hauler/cleaner maid. 1-2 cooks is good. Doctors get higher medical priority, but set everyone to 4, then click each dude, go to health tab, and check "allow self tend"

hazy finch
pale ingot
placid sail
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everyone can cut plants early game unless you have no other option, this is how you botch half the harvest of anything

minor cypress
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Turn off jobs they don't need, but make sure at least someone is doing something.

minor cypress
pale ingot
hazy finch
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hunting uses animal skill?

minor cypress
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Baby steps. Rimworld is a very easy game to drown in info

pale ingot
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i remember checking the tooltip

hazy finch
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its benefit must be very minimal then

pale ingot
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its probably retaliation chance is my guess

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for the animal

glad carbon
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rimworld is easy

hazy finch
placid sail
minor cypress
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hmmmm hmmmm hmm hmm the rimworld council eagerly waiting for his first colony to die

hazy finch
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5 animals max

placid sail
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given the fact you can just grab everyone you have with ranged weapons and roll around the map like a bunch of murderhobos and it would only matter whether they can hit at all or not

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I really don't get the importance of it

pale ingot
placid sail
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plus if your ranged weapon is very far hitting pretty sure that's the guarantee for no retaliation

hazy finch
minor cypress
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Its more like "wall of info thrown at you that isn't that complex but a large amount, 5 minutes of tedium setup for schedules/work/zoning, then playing the game.

placid sail
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cos pretty sure it's random like that

minor cypress
placid sail
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you can specify where to hit in CE?

hazy finch
minor cypress
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Once skill is high enough and on aimed mode

placid sail
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damn

pale ingot
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i need to start modding my totally legal jokerge rim version

placid sail
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fallout 1 type shit

minor cypress
placid sail
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The animals skill determines how well a character handles wild and domesticated animals, and increases the chance to go undetected while hunting wild animals.

Higher animals skill has the following benefits:

Chance to tame a wild animal increases. Some animals can not even be attempted to be tamed if the animals skill is too low.
Chance to successfully train a domesticated animal increases.
Animal handling, such as milking and shearing certain livestock, becomes more efficient, with a lower chance of wasting products.
Mastering an animal, as in having it follow you and obey your commands, becomes possible for more animal races. The more wild a race is, the higher the animals skill required to be assigned its master.
It becomes less likely for a colonist hunting an animal to be detected by the animal, and the animal retaliating. It still requires shooting skill for the colonist to be able to kill the animal.

minor cypress
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Because the only thing to be hit is head

placid sail
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animal skill only governs detection regarding hunting

minor cypress
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But getting closer without detection improves hit chance

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So half true

pseudo robin
placid sail
pseudo robin
wraith osprey
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SUICIDE ALERT

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KILL YOURSELF NOW

minor cypress
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Plus nades in a bunker is devastating

weak jackal
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gn chat

pale ingot
pseudo robin
deep topaz
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it would be so funny if black ops 2 became real!!!

high meteor
ancient barn
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Always bet on nothing

deep topaz
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we've almost got hunter killer drones

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the Cordis Die youtube video takes place on the 25th I think

pale ingot
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wasnt it 20th

wraith osprey
heady crow
minor cypress
coarse bear
coarse bear
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p!avatar 830032876622970930

foggy mantleBOT
dreamy flaxBOT
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kekpoint @ebon thorn (aaen4ik) has been banned for reason: Didn't change anything, Russian imperial movement flag. Funny. Rim flag.

stone blade
placid sail
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how is russian imperial flag rule-breaking in any way though

pseudo robin
runic sorrel
heady crow
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Simple as

runic sorrel
deep topaz
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uh oh

dreamy flaxBOT
stone blade
runic sorrel
stone blade
runic sorrel
heady crow
quaint ore
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Plus its clearly a photo of a modern day soldier

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So just put 2 and 2 together

placid sail
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quite far-fetched

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but not that I really care

quaint ore
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Its either Putin apoligists or Duginin schizos

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Never saw anyone talk about it in original context

placid sail
stone blade
pale ingot
runic sorrel
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every other country i run by little girl

heady crow
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@quaint ore first time trying s pec dec at a new gym after spamming dumbbell flies for my entire life

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The constant tension is cool ngl

heady crow
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This shit something different mane

placid sail
dreamy flaxBOT
pseudo robin
dreamy flaxBOT
runic sorrel
deep topaz
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what would you possibly need this much open storage for

naive bison
deep topaz
stone blade
eager igloo
deep topaz
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the funny part

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most of frever winter seems to be an arid hell

naive bison
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apparently one time a flat eather tried proving the earth is flat by bringing a spirit level on a plane?

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like one of these?

eager igloo
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They did every stupid thing you can think of

eager igloo
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Flat earthers cannot comprehend gravity

naive bison
eager igloo
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If ur in australia you would fall on yo dumb head if earth was round

runic sorrel
tidal trellis
runic sorrel
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the thing i found the most funny about those "people" is that when they try to make a "scientific experitment" but just prove that the earth is round

naive bison
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they can't comprehend that

runic sorrel
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yhea newton invented it

naive bison
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things arren't pulled "down"

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but to the center of the earth

runic sorrel
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i saw that in school

naive bison
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like

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rotate earth upside down

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and now everyone who isn't australian is upside down

tidal trellis
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Plus there is no up or down in space anyway kek1

deep topaz
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everything is relative forp

storm stream
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They jus be holding on to the dumbest shit just for the sake of holding on

eager igloo
deep topaz
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I think it's mostly anti establishment at the core

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big man bad, big man popularized idea of round earth

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therefore earth not round

eager igloo
placid sail
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the Earth is a flat rat

runic sorrel
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yhea like we are in the 21st century but those people still live in the 5th century even then

tidal trellis
storm stream
naive bison
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basically like

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if you know someone is flat earth

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you can bet money on that they believe in like

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jews control the world

runic sorrel
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yhea that why i said even then they where unlited

placid sail
naive bison
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vaccines cause autism

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that they believe god exists

pale ingot
deep topaz
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well yeah

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certain beliefs make sense in a group

runic sorrel
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but we all know who are the people still in this century thinking that

deep topaz
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if earth is flat yet stuff still disappears...maybe...big fog

runic sorrel
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up you render distance

deep topaz
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if you've ever been on a German team in Warthunder you'll know this is true

tepid pebble
runic sorrel
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to much bear and Schnitzel

storm stream
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I've heard that there were people in Middle Ages who knew that our planet is round but it was suppressed for religious/political purposes

runic sorrel
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beer

deep topaz
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a lot of things happen for weird political and religious reasons

naive bison
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explode his pager

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the rothschilds slowing down people who are ordering in the drivethrough ahead of me at 10:45 so i can't order my mcmuffin

runic sorrel
deep topaz
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idk why mcdonalds got rid of all day breakfast

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that shit was bomb

runic sorrel
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mig-

stoic girder
runic sorrel
stoic girder
deep topaz
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it's funny how some are like "the earth is definitely flat" but other planets are like "of course they're round, we can see them in space!"

stoic girder
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It's not as if people back then were any dumber than they are now.

deep topaz
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as if earth is the only thing in our universe that's flat

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but all the other planets are round

storm stream
runic sorrel
runic sorrel
stoic girder
storm stream
stoic girder
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Shit is as old as time.

tepid pebble
runic sorrel
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It is a historical myth that medieval Europeans generally thought the Earth was flat

runic sorrel
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"This myth was created in the 17th century by Protestants to argue against Catholic teachings." i never i knew it

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so people got brainwashed by Protestants propaganda KekSkew

tepid pebble
coarse bear
runic sorrel
tepid pebble
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its not that cath church killed people who said earth was flat, they had a geocentric view in astronomy, meaning they put earth in the center of everything

tepid pebble
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after that people discovered that its the earth which was rotating around the sun, not the other way around, so then came the heliocentric view

runic sorrel
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even when they knew the world was round it was a large portion who think it was geocentric (in europe)

placid sail
tepid pebble
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earth being round was known before christ

minor cypress
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Graduated from the school of hard nottingham

glad carbon
minor cypress
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Imagine being the first dude to discover radioactive materials and thinking its just cursed rocks

naive bison
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I just opened discord and got scared that we had people arguing if the earth was flat or not

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Turns out its people arguing just how early we knew it wasn't

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God bless thumbsUp2x

naive bison
tepid pebble
glad carbon
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i ❤️ pitchblende

naive bison
runic sorrel
# glad carbon egyptians had methods for that

yep not only for greece with Ptolomeus (who litteraly a large part of europe and islamic world until the 12th century for the islamic world used his model) or aristote, but also in persia and india

tepid pebble
minor cypress
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Or water being boiled and being freaked out that it magically changed to steam

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Oh, the ancient evil water lizard stole my water as tithe for cooking

runic sorrel
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the lead coffin

naive bison
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@tepid pebble duality of man

eager igloo
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Ive been doing physics long enough to know it would qualify as a magic system

naive bison
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If I knew magic I would be the Grand Wizard

eager igloo
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Electronics is basically very finicky enchanting

runic sorrel
eager igloo
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Thats what I kinda mean

runic sorrel
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runic

eager igloo
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I cast the Seal Of NOR Gate

minor cypress
eager igloo
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Golems but can count

runic sorrel
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yhea those symbole are just nordic symbol just the transistor symbol you can make an ancient language with that

frail scaffold
minor cypress
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Imagine going back in time and giving a medieval peasant an OG 4loko and a pack of zyns

runic sorrel
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imagine showing him pacific rim

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and that what the world is now and you been chosen to be a pilot

frail scaffold
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Glad to see medieval myths are finally being challenged

Next one we should do is knights didnt wear color, just bare plate

glad carbon
glad carbon
deep topaz
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they gotta have some sort of way to show who's on who's side

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I doubt it'd just be completely uncolored tin men

frail scaffold
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Yeah but more than just a standard, knights were described first hand as very colorful

runic sorrel
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i mean

pale ingot
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no more physics

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no more magic

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we are returning to the caves

runic sorrel
pale ingot
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and killing shit with clubs

runic sorrel
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oooh

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ahhh

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ooh

frail scaffold
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Wish we saw more painted armor tbh

runic sorrel
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ah

pale ingot
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oaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoa

runic sorrel
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AHHH

deep topaz
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maybe they wore like

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capes?

frail scaffold
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4 strength
4 stam
Leather belt

runic sorrel
deep topaz
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or those colored gambesons

frail scaffold
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AAA

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Ooo

runic sorrel
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on top of their armor

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or other decoration

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for showing of how much money you have

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OHOO

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AHAHHA

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OOOOH

runic sorrel
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ME RIDE WIFE

frail scaffold
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Plumage, fancy knights would have even more decorative armor like that first pic

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They did do that yes

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We have evidence of the paint left behind

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Exactly

runic sorrel
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a more recent one from the 15th century of a tournament

frail scaffold
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And ppl would be able to tell youre not a knight anyway

pale ingot
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ancient greek statues pepestare

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certified freak shyt

frail scaffold
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Just from how you looked and talked probably

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@runic sorrel do you know if those skirts knights would wear over their armor actually had a specific name

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I just call them battle skirts tbh

runic sorrel
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look like chain mail or just a fauld

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it's steel strip for more flexible mouvement

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but was hell of expensive and time consuming

frail scaffold
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meant more like this

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literal skirts

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on the left

runic sorrel
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oh i thought you where talking about this

eager igloo
split canyonBOT
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pseudo robin
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I cast summon twink

runic sorrel
arctic pawn
pseudo robin
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(It was successful)

tidal trellis
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What did I do?! Why was I called!!

arctic pawn
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wtf

runic sorrel
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bring back this

pseudo robin
arctic pawn
tidal trellis
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You can't just do that!

tepid pebble
tepid pebble
frail scaffold
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the only word i really found is waffenrock but im pretty sure that means more like the whole torso garment

pseudo robin
glad carbon
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I wish vintage story was good

tidal trellis
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No it isn't!

frail scaffold
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and have the skirt poke out the bottom

glad carbon
runic sorrel
pseudo robin
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I bet sex was crazy back in the day with all the hair and lack of hygiene

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i reckon that shit smelt crazy

tepid pebble
frail scaffold
runic sorrel
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something like that

tepid pebble
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if the verb is lying, why isnt the noun ly instead of lie ?

runic sorrel
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but the artist just got a lil over the top with the image you provide

frail scaffold
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i know of like 1 other good one but its so hard to find everytime i need it

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should just save it next time i see it

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unrelated but this knight has a funny hat

eager igloo
frail scaffold
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heres another

pseudo robin
frail scaffold
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yeah i love this style

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seems like an italian renaissance thing

glad carbon
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knights kinda stylish

pseudo robin
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imagine you’re some peasant and you get trampled by some dripped out knight on horseback

glad carbon
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they should sell waffenrocks

frail scaffold
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sew youre own

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or check etsy

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but its gonna cost

frail scaffold
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medieval ppl DID bathe btw

gusty willow
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@uncut yew

frail scaffold
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ai slop

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this is a real creature they literally could of just got a real image of it they look exactly like this

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but no

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ai slop

pseudo robin
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yummers ai slop

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my favourite

gusty willow
worldly gate
frail scaffold
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finally found it

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this is the one i always struggle finding

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pure peam

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damn theyre scottish

runic sorrel
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damn you made me want to boot up bannerlord 2

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@frail scaffold

frail scaffold
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Ill get my friend to play it and watch them

frail scaffold
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Minecraft has been spam m1 for over a decade and no one bitched

primal rapids
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To be a pedantic asshole, they did change Minecraft’s melee combat to require proper timing if you want to get the most out of it

frail scaffold
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Which a lot of people hated, so they prefer spamming tf out of m1

hazy finch
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give me dark souls combat in vintage story and give the mod a really cheesy name like vintage souls or dark story

frail scaffold
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If anything i think the games bows need more love than its melee

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Minecraft bows feel much better

placid sail
#

in the grim darkness of far future, there are only racial slurs

hazy finch
#

vanilla vintage story ranged attacks sucks so much

#

stupid fucking square

primal rapids
#

Remember when Minecraft added crossbows but made them inferior to regular bows especially when it came to enchanting

frail scaffold
#

The whole point of crossbows is to have like 8 of them on your hotbar and pretend you're guts' repeating crowssbow

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Not practical but it is funny

primal rapids
#

Reminds me of how the Elden Ring DLC added an automatic crossbow but nobody uses it because they made it dogshit

frail scaffold
#

Common thing they do

solar breach
#

I just saw this after trying to look up my pings and just letting you know alcoholism runs in the family clueless

frail scaffold
#

Gaels crossbow was only good when you glitched it to shoot great arrows

primal rapids
#

All the throwing weapons added in the DLC were also absolute dogshit

frail scaffold
#

(Hilarious btw)

solar breach
#

I tried using crossbows for so long in KCD2 then I used the bow that Capon gives you and it was so more usable

primal rapids
#

For some reason FromSoft is terrified of allowing people to do meaningful damage at range that doesn’t require full investment into int or faith and lengthy cast times

frail scaffold
#

Its er

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The only thing that really does damage is l2

solar breach
frail scaffold
#

Just saying dark souls 2 you can easily beat the entire game bow only

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And its fun too

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No fucking arrow carry limit

heady crow
solar breach
#

You can also beat bloodborne cannon only

primal rapids
#

Stealth is dogshit in Elden Ring even when you go fully into it with stuff like Black Knife armor, Crepus’ Vial, or Hidden Form

frail scaffold
#

The hidden body spell/ring/talisman whatever is actually pretty good for invasions

primal rapids
#

It also doesn’t help that any boss that has a fog gate will immediately know you’re there and aggro on you regardless if you’re invisible and silent

hazy finch
frail scaffold
#

It sucks cus i actually really like how weapons look n feel in elden ring but theres so much shit where im just like WHY did they do that

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Especially big weapons

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Big weapons feel rly good to use

heady crow
primal rapids
frail scaffold
#

Cus you stinky

#

Smelled you instantly

primal rapids
#

The Greater Will when the Tarnished get uppity:

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Even though the Greater Will called us back in the fucking first place

frail scaffold
#

That's why you burn down their stupid fucking tree

primal rapids
#

It's like inviting someone you absolutely hate to your house party just so you can beat the shit out of them

#

Godfrey to the Greater Will: I don't care if you did call them back, I'm not letting any of them marry my bitch of an ex-wife unless I'm sure they won't just fold like a lawn chair at the first glance of a little leg or sideboob

naive bison
#

i hate this chat

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all roads lead to elden ring lore discussion

#

🖕🏿 peepostarechamp2

primal rapids
#

Then go play Elden Ring loser

naive bison
#

fuck you i am warframing

primal rapids
#

Then go back to fapping at Wisp's ass

worldly gate
naive bison
#

what a cute car

stuck junco
broken sand
deep topaz
#

I had a think moment earlier

#

beef fat spoils, or at least starts going bad, far sooner than beef does

#

and if I go to the store and buy 80/20 beef

#

it starts smelling weird after only a day or so in the fridge

#

I should buy some 93/7 next time I'm at the store

#

and see if it smells as bad, or as quickly as 80/20

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cause I hate that sour sweet smell that beef gets

dreamy flaxBOT
runic sorrel
#

does anyone know the real name of those helmet ?

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like it say viking but i never saw any viking wearing that it look more like something from mongolia anatolia or even crimea

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oh yes thanks i forgor

#

i knew it was familiar

heady crow
#

but yeah kipchak/cuman helmet

runic sorrel
#

yes that what i said it look more something like the seljuk or cuman would wear than viking

#

i don't know why the person wrote viking

manic cave
deep topaz
#

the vikings, known for their big mustaches

naive bison
runic sorrel
#

nah it was the gaullois i saw it on asterix

naive bison
runic sorrel
manic cave
deep topaz
#

drug doggo

primal rapids
#

Get fucked, Bungie

deep topaz
#

posted that earlier

manic cave
#

Lmfao was fully expecting them to shut it down but this works.

deep topaz
#

what was even so bad about it

#

I never played it

manic cave
#

ALOT of stolen content.

primal rapids
#

They shamelessly stole assets from artists without any credit or compensation given

manic cave
#

^

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Then claimed they had no clue about it.

#

(they did.)

placid sail
#

someone finally bothered to drop an article instead of a picture

placid sail
#

that sure is Marathon (of shitty decisions)

primal rapids
#

And when we stay stolen, we don't mean they just copied existing artwork. I mean they actually fucking copied and pasted it into their game without changing it at all

manic cave
#

Mhm.
No attempt at covering it up what so ever.

placid sail
#

are they taking a delay to steal better this time?

primal rapids
#

There would have legitimately been less legal repercussions and bad publicity if they just took AI-generated slop

placid sail
#

aw shucks and here I thought they're gonna make something pve in that time

primal rapids
#

Indefinite means indefinite. Canceled, kaput

edgy abyss
#

@red crane

placid sail
manic cave
#

They'll most likely try again, fail horribly & then go bankrupt.

placid sail
#

imagine opening up marathon in autumn and it's just tarkov assets

edgy abyss
#

Freeze their CEO in cryostasis?

placid sail
#

wait what

#

for real?

manic cave
edgy abyss
manic cave
#

Would be INSTANT lawsuits.

glad carbon
placid sail
manic cave
#

Yeah lmfao.

worldly gate
#

And its not the first time they did something like that lol

edgy abyss
#

they tried, they keep failing

manic cave
#

They gotta learn eventually.

#

That or they'll just run outta money & disappear.

placid sail
manic cave
#

It's Nintendo.
They'll extremely well know & have basically the best lawyers money can buy.

#

Bungie doesn't compare to Nintendo financial wise in the slightest.

#

Nintendo only gets away with everything they do because they can afford to.

placid sail
#

I'm glad palworld got away without getting molested by nintendo

worldly gate
#

Nintendo can basically strong arm any anticonsumer pratice and it would barely damage their financials

#

Nintendo fans just eat up anything they pump out anyways

manic cave
primal rapids
#

Nintendo's legal team is absolutely rabid

sour carbon
hazy finch
#

ah staying up until 3am modding a game that youll be to tired to play and go to sleep to play tomorrow only to realize that in your sleep deprivation you somehow managed to completely fuck up the load order and somehow forced DLCs to load last without noticing the fuckup truly a peak experience in the 21st century

placid sail
#

I think there was some shit like "there is a mod for your game that adds literal pokemons, take that down" which is nothing compared to what everyone was expecting out of those greedy bitches

pseudo robin
manic cave
placid sail
#

holy shit

placid sail
#

literally commit collective suicide nintendo

manic cave
#

All because it's a "paterned" right.

primal rapids
#

I love Nintendo going out of their way to shut down every emulator website they can find because God fucking forbid people want to play old GBA games that were never remade or ported to newer handhelds

deep topaz
#

just make it a cube

manic cave
#

Which is basically just a way they can gatekeep a concept from ever being used.

#

Outside of their company.

deep topaz
#

wouldn't it be considered abandonware

#

if it's on a no-longer-supported console

placid sail
#

proudly spiteful to have a cracked switch without a single bought game

manic cave
#

Mhm.

primal rapids
#

They don't care, it's their property and they don't want people getting it for free even if there's no feasible way for them to actually profit off it anymore

manic cave
placid sail
#

I'd prefer steam dick but that was a gift anyway

deep topaz
#

would nintendo even profit off the old games anyway

primal rapids
#

I've been tempted to buy a used 3DS and crack it to have every DS game loaded on a micro SD card

deep topaz
#

I doubt they're selling fucking GBA cartridges of the old games still

primal rapids
manic cave
worldly gate
hazy finch
eager igloo
placid sail
#

they should really arm their consoles with explosives rigged to go off the moment you tamper with it in any way

primal rapids
#

It doesn't matter to them. Their property, fuck you, no emulation

worldly gate
#

But a modded 3ds, you might wanna go for the new 3ds xl

hazy finch
deep topaz
#

if it's physically impossible to buy new versions of the old games, wouldn't that be abandonware

manic cave
#

They can also brick anyone's switch at anytime lmfao.

primal rapids
runic sorrel
pseudo robin
placid sail
# eager igloo

myshinka in her beautiful polish home city of Skavenblight

manic cave
#

Buying it basically isn't even owning it.
It's just a license to them.
And they can take that away whenever they want.

deep topaz
#

if you thought government overreach was epic, wait until Nintendo detects a thoughtcrime and bricks your switch

primal rapids
#

I crave the day when Nintendo and Sony go under.

manic cave
#

Steam stays winning ngl.

runic sorrel
#

playing breath of the wild on switch in 45°C best moment

manic cave
#

Gaben does nothing.
Still wins.

runic sorrel
#

litteraly have to put it in the fridge (don't do that i was stupid)

pseudo robin
#

That will be good ngl

runic sorrel
primal rapids
#

GabeN figured out the winning formula. Don't even bother making your own games anymore. Just sell other people's games on a half-decent service platform and watch the money roll in.

manic cave
placid sail
manic cave
#

FR!

pseudo robin
frail scaffold
hazy finch
#

valve the best middleman to ever exist

manic cave
#

Plus majority if not ALL of the money goes back to the developers!!

primal rapids
#

And then EGS sprinted in, screaming and shitting all over the place because "STEAM HAS AN UNFAIR MONOPOLY, WE NEED TO MAKE GAMES EXCLUSIVE TO US INSTEAD."

worldly gate
placid sail
frail scaffold
manic cave
#

Like I said.
Gaben stays winning.

frail scaffold
#

Going public really is the recipe for shitty service

worldly gate
primal rapids
#

Hell, GOG is also doing pretty well just by being unobtrusive and decent, even if they're nowhere near as popular as Steam.

worldly gate
manic cave
#

GOG is like the little brother for steam.

placid sail
#

gog is goat and weren't it for the fact I already have a library and pals in steam I'd switch

runic sorrel
pseudo robin
#

All hail glorious overlord gabe

pseudo robin
placid sail
#

wait does gog have mod workshop like steam?

primal rapids
#

I fear for the day when GabeN dies and the vultures swoop in to try to "fix" Steam.

manic cave
#
  • steam doesn't want ads nor will they allow them.
    (Unlike a certain company that is trying to introduce them into their major games.. cough epic cough..
heady crow
manic cave
stoic girder
worldly gate
#

I saw once in a interview that the plan was have his son being the sucessor

manic cave
#

That'd be a funny plot twist.

worldly gate
#

But that was some years ago, dunno if the plan is still that

manic cave
#

Sadly he can't count past 2.

placid sail
primal rapids
#

Listen, it is vitally important for the success and future of the company that the major shareholders can each afford their second super yacht

stoic girder
#

Because if it ever stops they would default on their loans.

heady crow
manic cave
#

True!

deep topaz
#

you don't have to "swap" to GOG

#

you can play steam games in their launcher

primal rapids
#

Speaking of Valve actually making games, how was HL:Alyx received?

placid sail
deep topaz
#

considering the hype, it was still very good

stoic girder
#

1st full game in VR that's actually worth it.

manic cave
#

HL:A was considered good to amazing by majority of the player base.

worldly gate
#

I've played it myself

deep topaz
#

first ever VR game that was fully baked and ready to ship

stoic girder
#

Doesn't feel like a tech demo like other vr games.

manic cave
#

Unlike majority of the releases at it's time it was a HUGE hit & was worth buying.

primal rapids
#

I personally haven't played it because I don't have the money or the room for VR

worldly gate
#

Some of the controls take a while to get used but once you get used to the controls, its very fun

deep topaz
#

headcrabs in VR

#

too scary

#

scary enough regularly

worldly gate
#

There is also a mod that converts half life 2 to VR

manic cave
#

Plus like the other half life games HL:A had a huge chunk of unused beta content for the half life beta content enjoyers.

primal rapids
# deep topaz too scary

I found it hilarious that you could put a bucket or hard hat on Alyx's head and it would actually help against headcrabs

#

Also I would probably be absolutely terrified of poison headcrabs in VR

manic cave
#

Also if I'm remembering correctly it has modding tools for modders.

primal rapids
#

The ones that instantly put you at 1 health

stoic girder
manic cave
#

And it's where (i think) source engine 2 kicked off.

stoic girder
#

One nick and you are out.

manic cave
deep topaz
#

didn't Alyx have a fully modeled pussy in the game

stoic girder
manic cave
#

Mhm.

#

Though they usually aren't just jumping around at people though lmfao.

stoic girder
manic cave
#

^^^

#

Which honestly.
Why would you even think that was a good idea in the first place. 😭

stoic girder
#

The whole mod is a criticism on how it would look if hollywood would get their hands on half life ip.

manic cave
#

Yeah which honestly is accurate because it's something that Hollywood would 100% do.

stoic girder
manic cave
#

Hell community studios make Hella better stuff then Hollywood in this day & age.

stoic girder
#

Tf 2 animations are peak.

primal rapids
#

I thought Hunt Down the Freeman was what happened if you let Hollywood get their hands on Half Life

manic cave
#

YT channels with like 1K or so subs making better stuff then Hollywood & other major movie producers.

manic cave
deep topaz
#

they do it from a position of love and respect, not money

#

that's the sauce

placid sail
#

ketamine

manic cave
#

Released shit.
Slowly got better with updates.

deep topaz
placid sail
manic cave
#

Medicine wise it's quite literally impossible with out current tech anyway.
Scientists aren't fucking able to magically condur up some sorta fantasy shit these typa people want lmfao.

stoic girder
#

I read antidepressant actually make you want to kill yourself.

manic cave
#

Nah that's liquid lmfao.

#

Though it works those types of people won't ever touch any of that.

manic cave
stoic girder
#

The was a study about some antidepressants and their link to mass shootings.

manic cave
#
  • there's like the worry of does it conflict with anything else a person is taking.
stoic girder
#

Getting a lap pillow from a pretty lady would do wonders.

pseudo robin
#

real and true

manic cave
#

Driving a big ass APC is the cure to depression.

pseudo robin
#

the answer to depression is money and big tiddies

manic cave
#

True!

narrow lotus
#

also not tagging me its shameful

deep topaz
manic cave
#

Pan best be nonstick ngl.

deep topaz
#

Larded

#

They ain't gonna stick

manic cave
#

One thing I hate when cooking is having something stick & then I end up having to ruin whatever I'm cooking trying to get it out.

Thankfully it doesn't happen much.

deep topaz
#

Good thing you're an AI

fresh rose
solar breach
#

Open the tissue box lid, Hal.

manic cave
#

💔

grizzled meadow
solar breach
deep topaz
#

Falco what kind of olives do Italians eat

primal rapids
#

RIP bozo
Cool guys don't look at magically disintegrating bodies

deep topaz
#

falco hath scorned me. I shall enter my cave of solace

narrow lotus
#

@stone blade

primal rapids
naive bison
narrow lotus
naive bison
#

i can't even see anyone in global chats

#

or find teammates

narrow lotus
#

i wonder if clash of clans is banned in russia

naive bison
#

i go to big public lobby areas

narrow lotus
#

@dreamy flax is clash of clans banned in russia

naive bison
#

im the only one

dreamy flaxBOT
narrow lotus
#

I CANT

naive bison
#

theres usually like hundreds of people there

narrow lotus
naive bison
#

im alone

#

@narrow lotus did you ever play world of warcraft

stoic girder
stone blade
#

🇧🇬 🇧🇬 💪

wraith osprey
#

REAL

#

HIGHER MEANS BETTER

#

🗣️

stone blade
#

RAHHHHHHHHH

naive bison
#

you would bring down the average iq in bulgaria to like 92.34

heady crow
solar breach
# heady crow

They are some overly zealous chucklefucks for how easy you can grab and wring their necks

stone blade
#

Wtf

stone blade
#

okayyy

narrow lotus
#

@naive bison you will love this one

dreamy flaxBOT
naive bison
#

@narrow lotus you know what that post is?

#

"Entrapment is a practice in which a law enforcement agent or an agent of the state induces a person to commit a crime that the person would have otherwise been unlikely or unwilling to commit."

deep topaz
#

This does not mean that a fed asking if you want to buy meth is entrapment

#

This does mean if you're buying a baseball and he offers you meth, then yes, that is entrapment

naive bison
#

shut up retard

deep topaz
#

Sounds like someone got caught buying meth

solar breach
tidal trellis
#

Can't be entrapment if the person was always going to do it, no? Only if they seem to be coerced into it if they never were going to kek1

solar breach
solar breach
tidal trellis
# naive bison SHUT UP TWINK

It'd be hypocritical if he wanted to bait you!! It'd mean he'd be actively participating in what he would've punished you for!!!!! IQ: Xalrider!!!!

naive bison
#

🖕🏿 peepostarechamp2

narrow lotus
#

Flop calling Xal stupid is the highlight of my day @placid sail

solar breach
#

It's well established he's the lowest caste of slavic society.

solar breach
#

@naive bison

placid sail
tidal trellis
#

Why would you do that

solar breach
tidal trellis
#

no

naive bison
narrow lotus
#

busy called flop fake

#

true or not

fluid heron
#

new hunt showdown event

#

crytek better get this shit up fast

tidal trellis
deep topaz
#

Forp is grok alt

fluid heron
#

stfu fake ass twink

#

real twink but fake at the same time how do you do it

placid sail
fluid heron
#

if you put flop into a box and a mechanism to kill him he is both an alive and dead twink until you look into the box

idle veldt
#

I would not put flop in the box

placid sail
#

weird moaning box

past sparrow
#

shitbox

placid sail
#

what a lovely way to postpone the end of a work day than to listen to mandatory online lecture about the importance and premanence of social medias

#

YES LADY I KNOW. I WORK DAILY IN THEM. CAN I GO HAVE A WANK INSTEAD

eager igloo
solar breach
solar breach
placid sail
#

corporate party soon, too

#

at least I get to be piss drunk there and ignore the we are family babbling

#

man I want some chips so bad right now but I'm stuck listening to this bull

eager igloo
#

I had a tasty vietnamese chicken

#

In case ur hungry

arctic pawn
eager igloo
#

Also I had disciplinary meeting today KekSkew

placid sail
dreamy flaxBOT
stoic girder
placid sail
#

no shit, that's why they had to call a disciplinary meeting with you

eager igloo
#

No

placid sail
#

well what was it then?

arctic pawn
#

oh no that's china

eager igloo
#

I've just been a really bad girl~~

placid sail
#

damn, they removed the cringe emote

#

bad timing

arctic pawn
#

i heard a long time ago that people were illegally selling human fetus in a far as food, supposedly have proprieties for youth and health

#

in a jar*

#

i think its bullshit

placid sail
#

I've heard of baby fetus soup in china

arctic pawn
#

but who knows

#

its probably this too