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try selecting the drop region to be a year-round growth season
a temperate forest
closer to the equator
but ill get raided no?

yeah
aight becuse i want to rape some scallywags
aright thats what i wanted
hell yeah
how about we switch the roles and you go 2nd hardest diff
no
scallywags gonna hit real hard
@prisma venture youre playing through steam right
Whatever you do, remember you cannot 1v1 the tortise in melee.
at the bottom below difficulties
select reload any time
You will lose. And it will be funny
anyone here play fire emblem?
Weak
fuck you
commitment mode means permadeath, you have one save and cant go back on it if someone dies. the other one's just normal saves
I just realized why my forever winter ran like shit
it was on my NVMe
it probably runs fine on my SSD
also pro tip from yours truly @prisma venture
helmets are kind of important
for what
bonk
I made this meme chat I hope you enjoy it
Nah, we love the tragedy. Before it was in base game, i would let failed colonies run its course until wanderers came in and have them continue from the ashes.
You ever heard of express lobotomies
Are the meds .357 magnum
This is how you decide whether you play with Wild Wasteland, eh?
hi twink
so whats the best biom?
Go away ham!!
boreal or?
real ones know all wastelands are wild #truthnuke
just go default on like a temperate forest or something
anything with sand or terracota
that's the most basic you can get
*effective
aight
she looks like she was written with a bic pen
Nah, REAL ones know you can fix the Wasteland by knowing how Toasters work
Toasters toast bread into toast
many think they toast toast
yessir
i was thinking of this because i wanna try doing a seaside colony
Mountainous can be good, but lots of mining and potential surprises
is this the goat?
Dunno 
this user is not rock and stoning it
looks like a useable colonist
so what am i lookin at
but it'll be inconvenient with the labour he can't do
i mean you can figure most of it out by reading the tooltips
can't do dumb labor is bad shit, intellectual is not that important at the start, old age is gonna start to backfire at some point
but basically that colonist is a real good scientist, but he cant clean, talk to others (trade) or do general plant work such as foraging, farming or cutting
Tooltips are your friend. Pay attention to traits, incapable of, heath defects, and any skills with a fire next to it.
aight
the skills with fire next to them are passions, they level up substantially faster than others
for reference a skill without a passion on it levels up at around 35% the normal rate(?)
iirc
so what i like milfs
boo womp
oh yeah i forgot
colonists dont like
die from old age alone iirc
what happens to them is their chance to get a heart attack goes up
and then when it happens 
well i was close enouh
wait how does it work if you give them a bionic one
I've never gotten around to seeing that
nobody dies from old age, they die from organ failure from old age
just like how nobody dies from speed, just rapid deceleration
if you have a fully artificial human, I think the brain would still decay after a certain amount of time
I don't know brain science though
BUT
mfw my skin rots off completely but my bionic organs are still running so i must persist
if you had fully artificial organs, you would just replace them when they go bad
which is kinda what we do now
Oh yes, the dementia addled bionicman. So much better.
maybe one day we'll come up with a way to repair brains
are there not brain replacements in vanilla
swear there were
damn ok
i thought i remembered there being like
brain related tech near the bionic tech
is it just like improvements
alr i see
jarvis upload my consciousness to the mainframe
that might be the only way around the brain conundrum
if we can somehow figure out a neural imprint system
Cortical Labs have created a living computer that uses human neurons to process information, and it's already on the market. The CL1 is the world's first biological computer that allows you to deploy code, and could pave the way to better understanding how we develop knowledge as a species.
#biologicalcomputer #livingcomputer #neurons #breakthr...
There is a computer with components that do use brain tissue
it's Quebec
Whoops! Cyberpunk 2077 neural imprints
Eternal hell
Send this man to the blackwall

I basically mean a brain SSD
I sure hope we wouldn't have one on a spinning platter still lol
how do i put stuff into storage?
Whoops! not psychically immune
Jarvis, hit this guy with the brain waves that make you kill yourself
you create a storage zone, specify what could be in it, pawns will carry shit in it
you can also create shelves for more effective storage
send this guy to the meditation chambers
if any shit is not in a room, but outside, it deteriorates
if raw organic such as herb meds and foods are not refrigerated, they spoil
Can I post feet
yeah i did that
but them lazy cunts dont want to transport it there
either they're too busy with something else or you fucked up with the filter
the fuck is this
this is an eldritch monolith of the dark machine god that is going to molest you the entire game
you should lick it

oh it works
🙂
they are hauling it thhere
my money's on death by a thousand cuts by some rabid yorkshire terrier bunch attacking
or maybe the classic cascading mental break
dont touch that unless you want cthulhu to jump your ass
no worries i wont
(i dont actually know what it does i havent played anomaly content yet)
you can see the stats of whatever plant available to you if you press the i
generally rice is the best
aha
if you're in the fucking trenches then yeah grow potatoes
rice is fast but not as nutritious, potatoes can grow almost in the concrete, corn grows forever, but nutritious and so good you can even eat it raw
Also spend some time setting up work priorities in the work tab
preferably with advanced priorities enabled
please consult this 20 pages google doc on how to properly set your work priority tab
if you organize those properly it'll help you big time
Try to focus your dudes down to specialties, like a cook, crafter, etc. Also what ham said, theres an icon that gives it numbers instead of checkmarks.
bro who the fuck uses basic priorities instead of numbered ones
why is it even an option
would accept 50 million us dollars but everytime you see a funny meme or someone makes a joke, big bang theory laugh track will start every single time
even if you deafen yourself it will play in your head
General rule, everyone can cut plants early game. If a pawn is "useless", its a hauler/cleaner maid. 1-2 cooks is good. Doctors get higher medical priority, but set everyone to 4, then click each dude, go to health tab, and check "allow self tend"
noob trap
stockholm syndrome myself into finding it funny
everyone can cut plants early game unless you have no other option, this is how you botch half the harvest of anything
Turn off jobs they don't need, but make sure at least someone is doing something.
Ok true, but i bust my balls in naked no items tribal start. Every bit of labor is a must
also if you're unsure about which skills do what, you can hover over specific work priorities and it'll tell you what skills are used by what work (E.g. hunting using shooting and animal skills)
hunting uses animal skill?
Baby steps. Rimworld is a very easy game to drown in info
its benefit must be very minimal then
rimworld is easy
cause like i had a 13 shooting 5 animals park ranger pawn one time and he pretty much 1 shot every gazelle or deer there was in the area
for some bizarre fucking reason
the rimworld council eagerly waiting for his first colony to die
i mean i could see animal skill being used as like knowing the anatomy of the animal you're hunting so you can hit a kill shot but thats pretty simple shit
5 animals max
given the fact you can just grab everyone you have with ranged weapons and roll around the map like a bunch of murderhobos and it would only matter whether they can hit at all or not
I really don't get the importance of it
watch him get wiped by one tribesman with a club because he didn't know how to draft his troops
plus if your ranged weapon is very far hitting pretty sure that's the guarantee for no retaliation
dont torn off or missing limbs cause less overall meat extraction when butchering?
Its more like "wall of info thrown at you that isn't that complex but a large amount, 5 minutes of tedium setup for schedules/work/zoning, then playing the game.
you think the parts hit depend on animal skill and not just attack dice?
cos pretty sure it's random like that
Another reason why i refuse to play without CE
you can specify where to hit in CE?
this is rimworld a 0 animals pawn probably thinks the heart is located in the ass or something
Once skill is high enough and on aimed mode
damn
i need to start modding my totally legal
rim version
fallout 1 type shit
Pawns being more likely to be headshot when shooting through bunker embrasures is a real threat
nah dog it's bullshit, I've checked
The animals skill determines how well a character handles wild and domesticated animals, and increases the chance to go undetected while hunting wild animals.
Higher animals skill has the following benefits:
Chance to tame a wild animal increases. Some animals can not even be attempted to be tamed if the animals skill is too low.
Chance to successfully train a domesticated animal increases.
Animal handling, such as milking and shearing certain livestock, becomes more efficient, with a lower chance of wasting products.
Mastering an animal, as in having it follow you and obey your commands, becomes possible for more animal races. The more wild a race is, the higher the animals skill required to be assigned its master.
It becomes less likely for a colonist hunting an animal to be detected by the animal, and the animal retaliating. It still requires shooting skill for the colonist to be able to kill the animal.
Because the only thing to be hit is head
animal skill only governs detection regarding hunting
i was right
embrasures sound like such an op shit I always evaded them

They are kinda OP, but have their drawbacks. My cope is its much easier to be oneshot in CE so its fine
Plus nades in a bunker is devastating
gn chat

it would be so funny if black ops 2 became real!!!
dude you arent gonna believe what year it takes place in
Always bet on nothing
we've almost got hunter killer drones
the Cordis Die youtube video takes place on the 25th I think
wasnt it 20th

Holy fuck i haven't thought about these in ages
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@ebon thorn (aaen4ik) has been banned for reason: Didn't change anything, Russian imperial movement flag. Funny. Rim flag.
how is russian imperial flag rule-breaking in any way though
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Mods are russiaphobic
Simple as
can't whait for this video to drop
uh oh
god bless
least nationalistic person on this server
this is just fetish content

House of gord?
Nationalistic for the wrong country. I am nationalistic for the right one
Cause its directly associating with shit like Rusich and Russian Imperial movement or atomwaffen russland
Plus its clearly a photo of a modern day soldier
So just put 2 and 2 together
P much no one uses it in its original context anymore
Its either Putin apoligists or Duginin schizos
Never saw anyone talk about it in original context
good ground for banning every pepe emoji here since it's used by far right and shit
Not what I meant but ok

bz is retarded don't worry mane
glory to Arstotzka
every other country i run by little girl
@quaint ore first time trying s pec dec at a new gym after spamming dumbbell flies for my entire life
The constant tension is cool ngl
you were missing out ngl
This shit something different mane
consider the following
@frigid mesa where the image come from look fire
what would you possibly need this much open storage for
wwtf game is this
forever winter
apparently one time a flat eather tried proving the earth is flat by bringing a spirit level on a plane?
like one of these?
They did every stupid thing you can think of
what's that supposed to prove
Flat earthers cannot comprehend gravity
they say gravity not real
If ur in australia you would fall on yo dumb head if earth was round
lol
Did u forget gravity menace!!!!
the thing i found the most funny about those "people" is that when they try to make a "scientific experitment" but just prove that the earth is round
yeah that's why they say gravity not real
they can't comprehend that
yhea newton invented it
i saw that in school
like
rotate earth upside down
and now everyone who isn't australian is upside down

Plus there is no up or down in space anyway 
everything is relative forp
hello
They jus be holding on to the dumbest shit just for the sake of holding on
And it kills the point of their entire dumb model
I think it's mostly anti establishment at the core
big man bad, big man popularized idea of round earth
therefore earth not round
Flop trying reading comprehension attempt 642 (failed)
the Earth is a flat rat
yhea like we are in the 21st century but those people still live in the 5th century even then
The what now
failed again
yeah i've heard an interesting term called "constellation of beliefs"
basically like
if you know someone is flat earth
you can bet money on that they believe in like
jews control the world
yhea that why i said even then they where unlited
you read is guh wuh and not yippie
they do
if earth is flat yet stuff still disappears...maybe...big fog
up you render distance
if you've ever been on a German team in Warthunder you'll know this is true
they literally do you goy
to much bear and Schnitzel
I've heard that there were people in Middle Ages who knew that our planet is round but it was suppressed for religious/political purposes
beer
a lot of things happen for weird political and religious reasons
mods
explode his pager
the rothschilds slowing down people who are ordering in the drivethrough ahead of me at 10:45 so i can't order my mcmuffin
i mean not really maybe in some part of europe but in the rest of the known world nah
mig-
People had much more important things to worry about than what the earth was shaped.
nope even then people knew the world was not flat but round
I mean shit the moon is not flat.
thats cope
it's funny how some are like "the earth is definitely flat" but other planets are like "of course they're round, we can see them in space!"
It's not as if people back then were any dumber than they are now.
as if earth is the only thing in our universe that's flat
but all the other planets are round
this too. but there always have been the higher and ruling social classes who would be concerned about such subjects
that a myth, of the middle age being like poor dirty, but the middle age is like realy big, and they where numerous breakthroug in science
nah not realy some high ruler or noble where into this shit
They probably just wanted to be tyrants.
that's who I meant. People deciding how to formulate the world to the lower people to control them
smell like communism here
Tell that to California regulations on how much pressure you can have in a shower.
Shit is as old as time.
kekkus maximus
It is a historical myth that medieval Europeans generally thought the Earth was flat
Yeah, no shit.
"This myth was created in the 17th century by Protestants to argue against Catholic teachings." i never i knew it
so people got brainwashed by Protestants propaganda 
yeah catholic church literally never killed anyone lmao sure
Earth Update dropped lads https://youtube.com/shorts/vy3rncs8DsY
Of course the found a new one
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i mean the common scholar and intelect even high noble and rulers didn't think the earth was flat, some yes but not all
its not that cath church killed people who said earth was flat, they had a geocentric view in astronomy, meaning they put earth in the center of everything
yes
after that people discovered that its the earth which was rotating around the sun, not the other way around, so then came the heliocentric view
even when they knew the world was round it was a large portion who think it was geocentric (in europe)
earth being round was known before christ
Graduated from the school of hard nottingham
egyptians had methods for that
Imagine being the first dude to discover radioactive materials and thinking its just cursed rocks
I just opened discord and got scared that we had people arguing if the earth was flat or not
Turns out its people arguing just how early we knew it wasn't

God bless 
Someone post the evil rock meme
yeah ancient egypt, greece probably china too knew earth should be round
i ❤️ pitchblende
What is that
yep not only for greece with Ptolomeus (who litteraly a large part of europe and islamic world until the 12th century for the islamic world used his model) or aristote, but also in persia and india
so being the Curie family
i mean, brainfart seems a possible place for a discussion like that
Or water being boiled and being freaked out that it magically changed to steam
Oh, the ancient evil water lizard stole my water as tithe for cooking
the lead coffin
@tepid pebble duality of man
Ive been doing physics long enough to know it would qualify as a magic system
What level magic are you
If I knew magic I would be the Grand Wizard
Electronics is basically very finicky enchanting
wouldn't be like rhune ?
Thats what I kinda mean
runic
I cast the Seal Of NOR Gate
Enchant and enslave the rocks to perform labor
Golems but can count
yhea those symbole are just nordic symbol just the transistor symbol you can make an ancient language with that
Imagine going back in time and giving a medieval peasant an OG 4loko and a pack of zyns
imagine showing him pacific rim
and that what the world is now and you been chosen to be a pilot
Glad to see medieval myths are finally being challenged
Next one we should do is knights didnt wear color, just bare plate
depend on wich kingdom
they gotta have some sort of way to show who's on who's side
I doubt it'd just be completely uncolored tin men
Yeah but more than just a standard, knights were described first hand as very colorful
fuck you fucking wizard motherfucker im sending you to the pits
no more physics
no more magic
we are returning to the caves
and killing shit with clubs
Wish we saw more painted armor tbh
ah
oaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoa
4 strength
4 stam
Leather belt
yep tunic
or those colored gambesons
on top of their armor
or other decoration
for showing of how much money you have
OHOO
AHAHHA
OOOOH
ME RIDE WIFE
Plumage, fancy knights would have even more decorative armor like that first pic
They did do that yes
We have evidence of the paint left behind
Exactly
a more recent one from the 15th century of a tournament
And ppl would be able to tell youre not a knight anyway
Just from how you looked and talked probably
@runic sorrel do you know if those skirts knights would wear over their armor actually had a specific name
I just call them battle skirts tbh
look like chain mail or just a fauld
it's steel strip for more flexible mouvement
but was hell of expensive and time consuming
oh i thought you where talking about this
I cast manual breathing
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I cast summon twink
i cast manual blinky manual cardiac cycle
it worked
(It was successful)
What did I do?! Why was I called!!
wtf

You can't just do that!
you do that and tell us how it went
thats a man
the only word i really found is waffenrock but im pretty sure that means more like the whole torso garment
It’s @tidal trellis and his top
I wish vintage story was good
No it isn't!
although it probably is the whole garment but they just wear the plate mail over the top
and have the skirt poke out the bottom
Where rivers at, where good melee combat at
i think it's just a long tunic but one just put the armor on top of it and the other outside
I bet sex was crazy back in the day with all the hair and lack of hygiene
i reckon that shit smelt crazy
"i like your ass" "YOU ARE LYING MORGAN"
yeah its a lil more obvious now
something like that
if the verb is lying, why isnt the noun ly instead of lie ?
but the artist just got a lil over the top with the image you provide
i know of like 1 other good one but its so hard to find everytime i need it
should just save it next time i see it
unrelated but this knight has a funny hat
heres another
These mfs were dripped out
knights kinda stylish
imagine you’re some peasant and you get trampled by some dripped out knight on horseback
they should sell waffenrocks
medieval ppl DID bathe btw
@uncut yew
ai slop
this is a real creature they literally could of just got a real image of it they look exactly like this
but no
ai slop
You're ai slop
finally found it
this is the one i always struggle finding
pure peam
damn theyre scottish
Ill get my friend to play it and watch them
Rivers mod + idk its a fucking block game the combat is fine
Minecraft has been spam m1 for over a decade and no one bitched
To be a pedantic asshole, they did change Minecraft’s melee combat to require proper timing if you want to get the most out of it
Which a lot of people hated, so they prefer spamming tf out of m1
give me dark souls combat in vintage story and give the mod a really cheesy name like vintage souls or dark story
dogshit system imo

If anything i think the games bows need more love than its melee
Minecraft bows feel much better
in the grim darkness of far future, there are only racial slurs
Remember when Minecraft added crossbows but made them inferior to regular bows especially when it came to enchanting
The whole point of crossbows is to have like 8 of them on your hotbar and pretend you're guts' repeating crowssbow
Not practical but it is funny
Reminds me of how the Elden Ring DLC added an automatic crossbow but nobody uses it because they made it dogshit
Common thing they do
I just saw this after trying to look up my pings and just letting you know alcoholism runs in the family 
Gaels crossbow was only good when you glitched it to shoot great arrows
All the throwing weapons added in the DLC were also absolute dogshit
(Hilarious btw)
I tried using crossbows for so long in KCD2 then I used the bow that Capon gives you and it was so more usable
For some reason FromSoft is terrified of allowing people to do meaningful damage at range that doesn’t require full investment into int or faith and lengthy cast times
Might be scared of the stealth archer trap
Just saying dark souls 2 you can easily beat the entire game bow only
And its fun too
No fucking arrow carry limit
thats me on the left in my pretty dress
You can also beat bloodborne cannon only
Stealth is dogshit in Elden Ring even when you go fully into it with stuff like Black Knife armor, Crepus’ Vial, or Hidden Form
The hidden body spell/ring/talisman whatever is actually pretty good for invasions
It also doesn’t help that any boss that has a fog gate will immediately know you’re there and aggro on you regardless if you’re invisible and silent
"i hear the familiar sound of someones creased up Js walking around here reveal yourself foul tarnished!"
It sucks cus i actually really like how weapons look n feel in elden ring but theres so much shit where im just like WHY did they do that
Especially big weapons
Big weapons feel rly good to use
Tarnished: (sneaks through wearing Black Knife assassin armor that legitimately allowed them to assassinate a demigod in the capital)
Boss: "I SEE THEE, LITTLE TARNISHED"
The Greater Will when the Tarnished get uppity:
Even though the Greater Will called us back in the fucking first place
That's why you burn down their stupid fucking tree
It's like inviting someone you absolutely hate to your house party just so you can beat the shit out of them
Godfrey to the Greater Will: I don't care if you did call them back, I'm not letting any of them marry my bitch of an ex-wife unless I'm sure they won't just fold like a lawn chair at the first glance of a little leg or sideboob
Then go play Elden Ring loser
fuck you i am warframing
Then go back to fapping at Wisp's ass
what a cute car
I had a think moment earlier
beef fat spoils, or at least starts going bad, far sooner than beef does
and if I go to the store and buy 80/20 beef
it starts smelling weird after only a day or so in the fridge
I should buy some 93/7 next time I'm at the store
and see if it smells as bad, or as quickly as 80/20
cause I hate that sour sweet smell that beef gets
does anyone know the real name of those helmet ?
like it say viking but i never saw any viking wearing that it look more like something from mongolia anatolia or even crimea
oh yes thanks i forgor
i knew it was familiar
i dont even remember viking culture being associated with full faced helmets. In northern europe they were more of a saxon thing so idk where they go that from
but yeah kipchak/cuman helmet
yes that what i said it look more something like the seljuk or cuman would wear than viking
i don't know why the person wrote viking
the vikings, known for their big mustaches
why is he on D day
nah it was the gaullois i saw it on asterix
🫡 going to war against the cartel
He will go on to become a hero trust
drug doggo
Get fucked, Bungie
posted that earlier
Lmfao was fully expecting them to shut it down but this works.
ALOT of stolen content.
They shamelessly stole assets from artists without any credit or compensation given
someone finally bothered to drop an article instead of a picture

that sure is Marathon (of shitty decisions)
And when we stay stolen, we don't mean they just copied existing artwork. I mean they actually fucking copied and pasted it into their game without changing it at all
Mhm.
No attempt at covering it up what so ever.
are they taking a delay to steal better this time?
There would have legitimately been less legal repercussions and bad publicity if they just took AI-generated slop
aw shucks and here I thought they're gonna make something pve in that time
Indefinite means indefinite. Canceled, kaput
@red crane
pretty sure it means "fuck knows how long" in this context and not "we're done trying"
Studios immediate focus:
They'll most likely try again, fail horribly & then go bankrupt.
imagine opening up marathon in autumn and it's just tarkov assets
Freeze their CEO in cryostasis?
Tarkov wouldn't let that slide at all lmfao.

Would be INSTANT lawsuits.
I want sweeping weapon combat >:(
it's time to use that "they're russians so it doesn't count!" card
Yeah lmfao.
And its not the first time they did something like that lol
they tried, they keep failing
It's Nintendo.
They'll extremely well know & have basically the best lawyers money can buy.
Bungie doesn't compare to Nintendo financial wise in the slightest.
Nintendo only gets away with everything they do because they can afford to.
I'm glad palworld got away without getting molested by nintendo
Nintendo can basically strong arm any anticonsumer pratice and it would barely damage their financials
Nintendo fans just eat up anything they pump out anyways
One of the few cases.
Was mainly due to the HUGE community backlash which caused a PR nightmare.
Nintendo's legal team is absolutely rabid
ah staying up until 3am modding a game that youll be to tired to play and go to sleep to play tomorrow only to realize that in your sleep deprivation you somehow managed to completely fuck up the load order and somehow forced DLCs to load last without noticing the fuckup truly a peak experience in the 21st century
I think there was some shit like "there is a mod for your game that adds literal pokemons, take that down" which is nothing compared to what everyone was expecting out of those greedy bitches
No it was the designs of the characters.
Basically being similar to Pokemon.

literally commit collective suicide nintendo
All because it's a "paterned" right.
I love Nintendo going out of their way to shut down every emulator website they can find because God fucking forbid people want to play old GBA games that were never remade or ported to newer handhelds
just make it a cube
Which is basically just a way they can gatekeep a concept from ever being used.
Outside of their company.
proudly spiteful to have a cracked switch without a single bought game
Mhm.
They don't care, it's their property and they don't want people getting it for free even if there's no feasible way for them to actually profit off it anymore
Steam deck stays winning over switch ngl.
I'd prefer steam dick but that was a gift anyway
would nintendo even profit off the old games anyway
I've been tempted to buy a used 3DS and crack it to have every DS game loaded on a micro SD card
I doubt they're selling fucking GBA cartridges of the old games still
They aren't, and it's not like they'd see a dime off of people buying secondhand
Nope.
Yet they can still sue people who emulate their old games lmfao.
Its worth it, i have a modded 3ds
doing the load order and godamn this shit boring af
they should really arm their consoles with explosives rigged to go off the moment you tamper with it in any way
It doesn't matter to them. Their property, fuck you, no emulation
But a modded 3ds, you might wanna go for the new 3ds xl
i definitely skimmed over an instruction or two and gonna fuck it up again
if it's physically impossible to buy new versions of the old games, wouldn't that be abandonware
It’ll be right mate
They can also brick anyone's switch at anytime lmfao.
Again, it doesn't matter to them, they still will try to stop you from doing it out of spite.
poland
Switchs should explode like a claymore if tampered with
myshinka in her beautiful polish home city of Skavenblight
Buying it basically isn't even owning it.
It's just a license to them.
And they can take that away whenever they want.
if you thought government overreach was epic, wait until Nintendo detects a thoughtcrime and bricks your switch
I crave the day when Nintendo and Sony go under.
Steam stays winning ngl.
playing breath of the wild on switch in 45°C best moment
Gaben does nothing.
Still wins.
litteraly have to put it in the fridge (don't do that i was stupid)
Apparently next Xbox will have steam
That will be good ngl
gaben will transfer his mind into TF2
GabeN figured out the winning formula. Don't even bother making your own games anymore. Just sell other people's games on a half-decent service platform and watch the money roll in.
Yeah they teamed up.
who would have thought that "simply" providing decent quality service beats trying to milk every single fucking penny out of your customers?
FR!
The corporate lizard man cannot comprehend this
Doesnt combat overhaul have that
valve the best middleman to ever exist
Plus majority if not ALL of the money goes back to the developers!!
And then EGS sprinted in, screaming and shitting all over the place because "STEAM HAS AN UNFAIR MONOPOLY, WE NEED TO MAKE GAMES EXCLUSIVE TO US INSTEAD."
Also valve being privately owned and not a public company
they all probably think he's an idiot and losing an even bigger profit and lick their scaly lips in frustration and envy
That. Explains a lot actually
Like I said.
Gaben stays winning.
real and true
Going public really is the recipe for shitty service
Well yes
They dont need to bend the knee everytime to please shareholders at all when they're making much more money with just Steam and their games
Hell, GOG is also doing pretty well just by being unobtrusive and decent, even if they're nowhere near as popular as Steam.
Also gog patches out DRM and makes old games run on modern pcs
GOG is like the little brother for steam.
gog is goat and weren't it for the fact I already have a library and pals in steam I'd switch
yes gog good because gog make you like make you can refund your game when you want to refund not like steam when you have 2hour to play
All hail glorious overlord gabe
I didn’t know that, that is pretty good tbh
wait does gog have mod workshop like steam?
I fear for the day when GabeN dies and the vultures swoop in to try to "fix" Steam.
- steam doesn't want ads nor will they allow them.
(Unlike a certain company that is trying to introduce them into their major games.. cough epic cough..
public voice file library: https://patreon.com/GetGianni website: https://GetGianni.com
Gaben most likely already has a successor to his throne chosen by him.
Rich people need infinite growth because they have to leverage their assets to have capital without taxes.
I saw once in a interview that the plan was have his son being the sucessor
That'd be a funny plot twist.
But that was some years ago, dunno if the plan is still that
Sadly he can't count past 2.
there's nothing more idiotic than striving for an infinite growth
Listen, it is vitally important for the success and future of the company that the major shareholders can each afford their second super yacht
But knowing the reason behind it it's even more retarded.
Because if it ever stops they would default on their loans.
True!
Speaking of Valve actually making games, how was HL:Alyx received?
It was good.
considering the hype, it was still very good
1st full game in VR that's actually worth it.
HL:A was considered good to amazing by majority of the player base.
I've played it myself
first ever VR game that was fully baked and ready to ship
Doesn't feel like a tech demo like other vr games.
Unlike majority of the releases at it's time it was a HUGE hit & was worth buying.
I personally haven't played it because I don't have the money or the room for VR
Some of the controls take a while to get used but once you get used to the controls, its very fun
There is also a mod that converts half life 2 to VR
Plus like the other half life games HL:A had a huge chunk of unused beta content for the half life beta content enjoyers.
I found it hilarious that you could put a bucket or hard hat on Alyx's head and it would actually help against headcrabs
Also I would probably be absolutely terrified of poison headcrabs in VR
Also if I'm remembering correctly it has modding tools for modders.
The ones that instantly put you at 1 health
Average Australian experience.
And it's where (i think) source engine 2 kicked off.
One nick and you are out.
Pfft size isn't realistic.
didn't Alyx have a fully modeled pussy in the game
Yeah the ones that will instantly kill you are smaller than your palm.
You are thinking of the cinematic mod for HL 2
^^^
Which honestly.
Why would you even think that was a good idea in the first place. 😭
The whole mod is a criticism on how it would look if hollywood would get their hands on half life ip.
Yeah which honestly is accurate because it's something that Hollywood would 100% do.
Lens flares, sexy outfits etc.
Hell community studios make Hella better stuff then Hollywood in this day & age.
Tf 2 animations are peak.
🛸
I thought Hunt Down the Freeman was what happened if you let Hollywood get their hands on Half Life
YT channels with like 1K or so subs making better stuff then Hollywood & other major movie producers.
Nah it was a cyberpunk situation.
ketamine
Released shit.
Slowly got better with updates.
ketamine is a depressant
Medicine wise it's quite literally impossible with out current tech anyway.
Scientists aren't fucking able to magically condur up some sorta fantasy shit these typa people want lmfao.
I read antidepressant actually make you want to kill yourself.
Nah that's liquid lmfao.
Though it works those types of people won't ever touch any of that.
Also ig depends on how much dosage in total people on it are taking.
The was a study about some antidepressants and their link to mass shootings.
- there's like the worry of does it conflict with anything else a person is taking.
Getting a lap pillow from a pretty lady would do wonders.
real and true
Driving a big ass APC is the cure to depression.
the answer to depression is money and big tiddies
True!
Egg
Pan best be nonstick ngl.
One thing I hate when cooking is having something stick & then I end up having to ruin whatever I'm cooking trying to get it out.
Thankfully it doesn't happen much.
Good thing you're an AI
If Im already happy and take it will it make me double the happy

Open the tissue box lid, Hal.
💔
Such talented young men.
Falco what kind of olives do Italians eat
RIP bozo
Cool guys don't look at magically disintegrating bodies
falco hath scorned me. I shall enter my cave of solace
Clearly they need to just steal the IQ
naturally ignoring its existance like everyone nowadays
i literally can't play warframe in multiplayer
i can't even see anyone in global chats
or find teammates
i wonder if clash of clans is banned in russia
i go to big public lobby areas
@dreamy flax is clash of clans banned in russia
im the only one
Yes, Clash of Clans is banned in Russia along with other games and services from certain companies due to sanctions and government regulations.
I CANT
theres usually like hundreds of people there

How much of that is because the smart ones leave Romania?
bulgaria is HIGHER RAHHHH ANOTHER WIN SUCK IT ROMANIAAAAAAA
🇧🇬 🇧🇬 💪
they didnt take you into account
you would bring down the average iq in bulgaria to like 92.34

They are some overly zealous chucklefucks for how easy you can grab and wring their necks
fortunately , no
i played Metin 2

Wtf
okayyy
based
@narrow lotus you know what that post is?
"Entrapment is a practice in which a law enforcement agent or an agent of the state induces a person to commit a crime that the person would have otherwise been unlikely or unwilling to commit."
This does not mean that a fed asking if you want to buy meth is entrapment
This does mean if you're buying a baseball and he offers you meth, then yes, that is entrapment
shut up retard
Sounds like someone got caught buying meth
Can't be entrapment if the person was always going to do it, no? Only if they seem to be coerced into it if they never were going to 
Ngl Paulie a real one for that
SHUT UP TWINK
Sorry I can't concentrate on what you are saying bc my inner voice is screaming twink as loud as possible
It'd be hypocritical if he wanted to bait you!! It'd mean he'd be actively participating in what he would've punished you for!!!!! IQ: Xalrider!!!!
TWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK
🖕🏿 
Flop calling Xal stupid is the highlight of my day @placid sail
It's well established he's the lowest caste of slavic society.
would have been based had I even had a speck of belief that flop could have an independent opinion and not just parrotting everyone else
Can I skin her face
Why would you do that
Looks easy
no
I'm real!!!!! How else would I be here!!!
Forp is grok alt
Schrödinger's hoe
if you put flop into a box and a mechanism to kill him he is both an alive and dead twink until you look into the box
I would not put flop in the box
weird moaning box
shitbox
what a lovely way to postpone the end of a work day than to listen to mandatory online lecture about the importance and premanence of social medias
YES LADY I KNOW. I WORK DAILY IN THEM. CAN I GO HAVE A WANK INSTEAD
Too bad I'm gonna take her face and remove the eyelids individually
So glad I work with people I can make offhand racist remarks to
the copro wankery is unceasing and tiring
corporate party soon, too
at least I get to be piss drunk there and ignore the we are family babbling
man I want some chips so bad right now but I'm stuck listening to this bull
Also I had disciplinary meeting today 
did you fart loudly while some employee was trying to talk to you again
That's very rude busy
no shit, that's why they had to call a disciplinary meeting with you
No
well what was it then?
dont forget the baby fetus in a jar delicacy
oh no that's china
I've just been a really bad girl~~
i heard a long time ago that people were illegally selling human fetus in a far as food, supposedly have proprieties for youth and health
in a jar*
i think its bullshit
I've heard of baby fetus soup in china

