#🎪bruh-fart
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Oh i believe it being bullshit.
it means either be in school or be in work you little shit
But you are also top 10 gamma yapper, its easy work for you 
we HAVE to have the correct music playing when going outside otherwise it ruins the mood
Lord i could go for some barbecue rn
she has a nice pair of...beautiful...eyes
wait u made it a gif?
you fucking cocksucker

no someone else made it a while ago and I stole it
ah , tell brainfart 2 i wish them a 
gif ? it aint movin tho
Rotate screen
i am guessing, 34dd
tru
this is an official soundtrack of me and Falco fighting to the death
The name probably refers to Peppino's blood pressure when The Noise is on-screen. I suppose "Pumpin' " instead of "Pimpin' " is to distinguish it from the Strongcold Christmas version.
I do not own the music. Pizza tower composers are Mr. Sauceman, ClascyJitto(Frostix) and POST ELVIS.
Pizza tower belongs to Tour De Pizza.
Come on, just buy th...
so real but Macedonia one costs 150k Euro on sale from 210k and the Japan one is 3 euros and bubble gum
macedonia old as shit village home is 150k eur ?
at this point man we just gotta go to japan
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
idk but housing in east europe is done fucked
AYOOO
i was promised a big tiddy goth gf
Ok I really need to bump up my training and then work so hard my face gets blurred on photos
women doing face skincare
expensive products , facemasks lotions all that shit
meanwhile men
soap + hands that equal 300 grit sand paper
@narrow lotus
that man never worked a tough job in his life and his hands are smooth as fuck
maybe idfk
Soap that was used on nutsack
AND 
Just put it under running water for 10 seconds
mushroom
Just separate it into asshole and face zones
okay but I gotta say this
uuhhh why are you guys putting soap in those places
why do women's body wash gets to be "vanila aroma"
"seaside breeeze"
"strawberry whatever"
and we get to smell like burnt diesel
and oil refinery
you use the soap on your hands, and put your hands to cleaning
?
You don't wash your cock and balls and crack?
yooo
Skincare products are wild. We're talking $80 for ashwagandan charcoal stem cell facemasks
you use the soap on your hands, and use your hands on cok balls whatever
soap never touches your body
even without one it doesn't take that long to wash and it's nice and fresh afterwards
The strat is to soap your pubes directly with soap
That makes the soap bubble more
bleh
you meet @tepid pebble with dirty cock:
bro got technique
Soviets will have you think otherwise, they made soap from dog fat and it was considered "household soap"
he who cleans , expects visitors
After than the pube soap is used on balls cock and ass
aint called "cockrider" for nothing
I do agree with xal on this one though
if you got more than one soap you a munch
we might be musty sweaty men but you do need to wash yo balls and ass
i mean if you really put the soap in your asscrack, thats gae
there is still a persisting belief that this soap actually is good for your skin (it isnt, it causes severe rash)
The peely facemasks that burn are kinda cozy, just a pain to use with beard
Cock hygiene is important fellas
true
i got one i think that bar already had its birthday lol
not that you'd know
Not the actual bar
next time use alcohol on your balls and tell us how it went
could always remove the pubes
Why would i
cuz hygiene
???
are you braindead?
But then you cant bubble up the soap as well

do it with yo hands?
Wizard casts aftershave on asshole
The towel forgets everything the next day
Put pure ethanol directly into your eyeballs
a legend in brainfart that cant tell trolling ?
Doesnt bubble as well
get like a little dip bowl for it and crouch into it
drinking bleach directly cleans up your insides very nicely too
But why
Gotta squat like this
you forget that I don't sit that much in this chat
that sounds weirdly specific
morning routine
You know those posh fingerbowls
she looks like a child 
looks like anime woman to me
Tony Montana ate a lemon out of one
are you the guy who sat on the glass jar
Dip your balls into that
so like a child, he literally said it
Peak
Man my cock cant fit
he ate the lemon because he grew up in a poor household actually
fun fact
I know, retard
Friendly fire will not be tolerated
BAZINGA
this jif is okay
Windows xp gangster edition
feel free to not favorite
@narrow lotus ngl if I want to get an expensive vehicle
I'm not getting a new car or something luxurious
I'm buying a fucking mercedes truck
what did they do
all dlcs suck
@narrow lotus @pale ingot @fresh rose
@shell venture @frail scaffold
Least modified audi
ghengis kahn thats all ill say
New nickname: Wombat
yoooo
New nickname: Mmmmm
Seems like I can't change your nickname iedy
But your name is now Excalibu
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Does this mean prigposting is sanctioned??







God i hate having eyes
Kino becausw its a real woman
Already tuesday
I would prefer a grown woman to a small child
No genjutsu known to man can pull me out
Apparently it isnt around some of the "people" here
god i wish women were real
I wont name names but they know who they are
Just notice the pattern of the goob
Goon
Also because people want to argue
FOr arguments sake
This channel doesn't even make sense 99% of the time
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At least its easy to mod out, same thing with room size balance.
i think i will pre order borderlands 4 at 130$
also what does steam mean "approx 2 months away" its literally sept 12th
thats nearly 3
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100% agreed, not excusing its dogshit. I'd much rather they go the route of "encouraging buff" rather than mandatory debuff
Or in the same manner they penalize you for having a stove next to a butcher station
Kys

Last remotely enjoyable bl was TPS
Just for story reasons
Normal mode playthru
Oh no, it's about the preorder bit
Thank you for supporting the billion dollar anti consumer corpo
They couldn't do it without you frot

Something about her face is giving me heavy "alien in skinsuit" vibes and i can't unsee it
Maybe your preorder is just enough for Randy to get like a $40m bonus
im over here storking my peanurs i got lotien on my ding yuh man im jorny as huck man im a creak man
maybe 
idk
the godawful makeup
She looks like a character from cats the movie
Idk if its the way the eyes are shaped or what, but the monke part of my brain is screeching danger
pre ordering is lame but randy said he's gonna do some magic tricks if I buy the 130$ edition
snake person
I wanna see him make a letter of resignation magically appear
He will make a flash drive disappear

why was he carrying around a flash drive of piss kink porn anyways
Won't happen if he makes people buy 130$ dogfart borderlands game
He's literally better than Warren buffet
Rumor also was that it was cp
$300 slop edition of borderlands 4

rumor was, but actual people investigated it and found nothing illegal 
If Randy pitchford is a pedophile my opinion of him doesnt go down, it is already at zero

allegations from twitter users are pure speculation
who up being retarded
Meeeeeeee
Why he folded like a rotisserie chicken
Ahh, found it. I must not speak
Getting an Imperceptibly Better Gun Every 10 Steps: the game
that's what I didn't like about borderlands
the progression was so constant it felt like you were going nowhere
every fuckin quest you got a new arsenal
no attachment to anything
I didnt mind it that much, just treat it like fps diablo
You're there for the 0.001% increase in minmax and buildcrafting

its ARPG
if you dont like arpgs you wont like borderlands
i really dont get why they still put ammo in fps looter games
idk why people act like its anything else
just make it unlimited already
extra layer of uhhh
progression
jej
Pretty much. I sunk soooo much time into d3 RoS and only really played demon hunter
gotta upgrade ammo capacity or whatever so you cant just spam rockets or nades at everything
remove ammo and ~~build ~~ design around it
better than also putting ammo crates every 5 meters
1 also had eridian weapons and those were cool but like
all of them sucked more than just using ammo weapons you can reload at will
give it cd/heat/spray punish or whatever
They all sucked ass
:(
no, it doesnt add anything to the game
yes it does?
There was something cozy about grinding kanais cube every season, then farming your build, then minmaxing and seeing how hard you could push rifts.
just like durability never added shit to any game with it
except games like botw, where the game itself is designed for durability
it adds another resource to manage because you cant use mana/health pots
Put spotify playlist on, grind better gear, watch clearspeed and big number go up
then dont put ammo crates every 10 meters and another 15 ammo crates for every boss fight
its retarded
idk complain more
i will thank you
this is something ive never seen anyone complain about
at my age you question every design choice
this calypso is fucking minging. suck ya dads
When you finally got a good roll on yangs recurve and dead mans legacy and just oneshot screens
but why
for what purpose
its just cynicism with no tips on improvement
hating is pretty awesome
Tedior guns rely on limited ammo to be balanced, nerd
i already said design weapons for cooldown or heat mechanic or spray punish
You throw them on reload, more ammo in mag = more DMG when explode
Sounds dogshit and less fun than managing ammo
Cope

Truthnuke
they already had weapons that use that feature and they're just worse overall than ammo using ones
It never really felt like an issue ingame
ammo ones add more tradeoffs to new weapons
it is never an issue because free ammo boxes on every corner
then complain about that?
idk i think complaining guns use ammo is retarded
Gunfire reborn is pretty good
i wish it didnt look like what it looked like though
Arguing with frota 
gungeon FPS when
Same, i don't care for furry john xina, but the gameplay is good
Any self respecting man should know better
Bro that ain't hard
He blocked half the server
its not even the furry creatures, its just the low poly assets and kinda featureless maps
In the second game I sometimes ran our of ammo but the game is programmed to give the bullets you need more often when you are low
Eh i don't mind that part. Its a brain off roguelike
the voices in MY head are the correct one
But he's right though
i guess
Removing ammo sounds retarded
My friend has the same issue trying to convince anyone Atlyss is a good game
It's fixing an issue no one had
it is a good game i havent played yet
And balancing it out with dogshit punishments
Its absolutely needless in borderlands
In fact ammo is a balancing thing too
Rocket ammo is more rare because launchers are strong
And they don't follow the "more ammo drops for guns that are low on ammo" rule
Supposedly under the furry goonerbait and goofy artstyle, its a really indepth rpg
never look at the reddit to find guides for it though, its just people posting their pyrocynical-tier mod screenshots
Tedior relies on you running our of ammo to be balanced
Oh god

exactly vro
Wtf are u talking about?
However, its a TALL order to ignore
COV has the features ayylmao was talking about while still using ammo
cov ?
Yeah but that is due to them not having mag
In bl2 ir was called bandit
High mad capacity
Shitty everything else
Kys
i guess
Havent played, just a good example of supposedly a solid game held back by artstyle/cringe.
Dont gif search this game
Made me kill myself
Its just impossible to sell that to anyone 
webfishing
Undertale

One day, i will play undertale. Eventually. Maybe. After i finish the steam backlog. Never
I'm going 2 tha sto'
Who wants what
I'm gonna get a frozen pidser
And diet cokey coler

fuuuuck you
I need some beef jerky
diet pepsi 4 life
and a shitty gas station sandwich
diet coke or zero
Isnt that the same
gray one tastes better to me
I just drink coke
strangely no
ew
Pizzer
food is food
I swear the recipe for diet dr pepper was changed
who busted on half of it man wht the hell
And now it tastes like shit
He lost his medical license
Its mr pepper now
😭
looked that up in gifs, looks very pseudoregalia like
didnt play either though
That is mozarel cheese
Finished clair obscur

Is it a sesbian lex game
clearly not
No
seems so
i think so
Surprising
different ingredients too
10/10 game especially if you like when all endings are bad
I hear nothing but ghey shit about webfishing
Plead your case 
i am really curious about that game but sadly i cant do 4 people in a row turn based thing
Mmo rpg thing but furry.
erotic roleplay
fishing game
you can chat with your homies while fishing idk
No damn fish is being caught
he's right
"me cracking open the glass in the aquarium cause one of the fish is asking for it"
(pov is sam hyde using a car window wiper to crack open the front windscreen)
im sure you know this meme
mfw
i think theres alot of freaky lil erping fellas on that game but if you just do a private lobby its fine
But the homies are in discord VC so it makes no sense
Whar
I'm sure this guy has tolerant opinions about immigrants 
i should just skip the game part and watch a video explaining its world and lore
looks like schaltt back when he had a tan going back in 1999
Literally gotta lock yourself away from freaks to catch some frickin fish
I am sure he will live a normal life and will not get persecuted by the state for fanning the opposition
i like da progression and also i dont know many other coop fishing games
idk I played with randoms on launch and it was okay but like
ignore scarring on the neck
this sounds like when you go into a weird ass roblox server but the game costs 15 bucks
erotic fellas ?
Goonfishing
hey hey hey its ya boy freaky penis
sup fuckers
I wanted to ask how tf you ERP in webfishing but I remembered that mf's did that in Club penguin
sounds geh
Dave the diver but not coop
my penis was bitten off in a catfishing scheme back in '99
post lack of penis
anything with a chat window is possible
VrChat ERP makes sense, the game is very flexible in terms custom models and systems
but club penguiin and webfishing is just
why
what tf is going on
ya mother
doing your mom
hi med
hi
ebin
i lost my balls
1969 cam rong bay (it was a massacre)
access to the internet at a young age and it's consequences
I wasn't chronically online till I was 18
a friend gave me his oculus 2 , cant use it cuz big head and glasses
if i had kids id lock them in a hole like a responsibile parent
Not surprising due to the lack of restriction to the internet at young ages.
if my kid ended up on brainfart id behead them like a responsibile parent
quest 2 has an addon rim with it for that
so fucking true
well it had thingies for extra glass space and head strapper or something
yes
but my glasses always touched the screen or tried to pierce my eyes, no inbetween
it is basically a spacer

ASS
i tried without glasses but i cant see fucking shit
speaking of getting rid of bad vision
i literally got gene filtered
i got money for Lasik
but all i need is to finally arrange a meeting with an optometrist
dont worry im short i got gene filtered too
i can get a lasik too but dont trust it
to see if I can even do the thing
when the lasik doctor sneezes and now youre blind forever
woah
its true im fat and a whore
depends on the clinic tbh, LASIK is a very common procedure to do nowadays, people complaining about side effects ends up being confirmation bias
its not that drastic, but most people get side effects like not being able to drive at night because lights fuck your vision
nah sorry man wanting to get it fixed is mental illness, plus what if you regret it
i wouldnt know i have 19/20 vision 
and i already have eye floaters, some people complained they got eye floateres after lasik
Are you seriously trying to compare lasik to plastic surgery
astigmatism?
||astig these balls in your mouth lmaooooooooo||
i thought floaters were a constant for everyone
no the joke is some other long heated debate with retarded slavs
its lasik not your reassignment surgery stop projecting
lasik cures your astigmatism too, night sensitivity is another thing
i wonder how much it costs
more people regret getting lasik
i got my eyes checked for cornea thickness and all, i can get it if i want
but the fucking optometrist professor is wearing glasses
it costs 980 euros in Lithuania, accounting for rehab and addon medicine
and telling me to get lasik
regrets on either are mostly dependent on you cheaping out on the doctor choice and really really rare
can i get lasik to make my eyes even better
no
like i already have better than 20/20
can i borrow your eyes
i want it to match im 19/20 and i shoot with eye my right
21/20 means -1/20
well, you can, but that just means you are far sighted, not near sighted
it literally is a grading system and I'm better than you are by 1 eye
you got three eyes ? daym
19/20 means my left eye is goated but i shoot with my right
yeah i have two in my head and your mom licks the brown one
brown eyes ? can you be more pleb
Huh that's actually decently cheap compared to everything over here lmfao.
i have two blue and one brown
We are not using Litai since 2015
youre a few crayons short of a box arent u son
Or you could kill yourself

Is it euro's or what then.
ah
i could, but nah
I think they just trade bottle caps like fallout now
I think they just trade bottle caps like fallout now
I fucking wish we had 2015 prices bro
#comedy #hyde #funny #mde #podcast #wp2 #worldpeace #samhyde #shorts #short
australian dollar ? what about the australian painter
shiny pebbles then?
it cant be euros, thats people money, these are Lithuanians we're talking about
fuck does he paint
the map
which map
world map
daymolf cintler
the man knew "the joy of painting" before bob ross
they'll be fineeee
have u seen the video of those divers who are near a sonar pulse
Wasnt Bob Ross a drill sergeant at some point
its fuckin scary
no, but i know how fucking dangerous it is
AUF DER HEIDE
the guy who posted it thought it was an explosion or an Earthquake
post a link ffs
ill see if i can find it im not chat gpt mf
i hope u are not because i hate it already
the industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/orLNxM7yeiY
this isnt the same but its close
i dont understand whats wrong, so they are too close to a submarine ?
Wife is right handed but left eye dominant with astigmatism. The optic tax is real 
VOLUME WARNING!
Please note: There is a volume menu in-game that allows each player to customize the volume of the pings to their liking. (Requires client-side lua to access)
This is a demonstration of some of the "Very Close" sonar ping sound effects for the Real Sonar mod.
Download the mod here: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetai...
No, getting hit by sonar underwater will vibrate you so hard it will boil you alive
he beat the allegations 🎉
See posted barotrauma mod vid
holy fuck didnt know that
@shell venture little bit of a boo boo
Whoops! Brain melted
China balsted an Australian diving team with a sonar like that, it was enough for an international incident
so all sonar pings literally massacre every living thing around ?
yeah
whales get fucked by it
@heady crow

the urge for rim been rising lately
hold out strong busy
wait hold the fuck on
is there a diabetic america mod on???
the fuck you mean high fructose corn syrup?
wharraraholodeck
I am aware
❓
but I cannot fight the temptations of sylvester
you can view a hologram of me fucking your mom
plus I never played with sos for some reason, so it's gonna be a fresh experience for me
hologram of my penis scaled down because it would be too big otherwise
Its this, but people and the speaker is loud enough to handle ocean water.
New dlc dropping soon
ye I know
but the urge's here so I may just play unstable 1.6 while we all wait
it is time
!busy
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I can't wait. But also im going to have to wait because i play with combat extended 
oh boy
good fucking luck
because as far as I'm aware, either 1.6 or dlc is fiddling with weapons
Yep. At least 1.6 has multithreaded pathing and lighting, so lag death is way less intensive
a hologram of me siphoning your car
As in 100+ pawn colonies are a viable thing now
oh yeah the whole optimisation business is great
sylvester inventing multithreading in fucking 2025 at last
Im more impressed he actually bothered, its got to be a massive pain in the ass to do
I mean there's multiple mods for it already
I feel like implementing multithreading sounds deceptively simple
might as well, since his every dlc is one click from some mod that's been there for ages 
like, if core 1 = present, run AI.whatever on core 1
Kill yourself
Yeah but when the game is build from the ground up for single core, its a pain to do
I like this cat
He looks like a very humble genuine dude

I just imagine rimworld modding community sitting around while the new dlc is announced going "not mine, not mine, please not mine"
and now it's sos' turn to go GODDAMIT
Just hurting animals for the funny? 
Wtf is wrong with u brother
Who's that guy
also rest in peace the valiant creator of the mod that allows to construct shit over already constructed shit
1.6 finally caught up to that
Dan henschel or whatever?
Plus 1 core = one tick/clock to follow all your calculations for the game. Multicore you have way more logic to deal with. But thats as far as my knowledge goes
depends on how dense those things are
most fitting example of people experiencing sonar i could think to demonstrate
most small fish prolly okay, a dolphin that was right next to the sub? jelly.
If only programming was that fucking simple 😭
except he made all that shit up and sued anyone who tried to call him on it
A good example is old ass console games where fps was tied to physics. High fps breaks the physics becuase things are "off tempo". Single core just gives constant tempo to work with
dolphin
jelly

That one greentext...
the lsd one?
No
or the black carpet
At least, thats how i understand it. Im no dev, not my area of tech.
No?
The "dolphin pussy jelly is an insanely strong aphrodisiac that makes you cum yourself to death" one
Gentleman
I am dieing a happy man today
bruh
i have a sudden urge to play dayz again
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nah i dont do that shit especially if its a sudden urge like this one
either ill be a portable jukebox or i run around killing as many freshies on the coast as possible
though sometimes a hacker comes along and i gotta switch servers
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Ggs its over
weeb
sick of this shit this was literally a "no experience required" position i placed my availability as everyday 24 fucking 7
ive got 4 months experience in a retail enviroment what in the fuck did i do wrong exactly did i not include some fuckass "-result very good hire" in white text for their fuckass resume ai to read over?
My irl friend has the same issue, moved to New Zealand and basically can't get any job despite having a year experience, its ass
guess ill throw myself to the mercy of the australian jobseeker centerlink gods cant be fucking bothered applying for anymore shit
my brother in christ just lie
yooo who tryin the suckoff machine first
He decided to go into the uhh what was the name.... Something something but basically its work for free just to I don't know get a certificate hoping it'll help him, I really hope you the best but yeah work I heard over there is difficult to get, huge work crises
work for free?
damn brother i aint never
Salvation army that's the name
this is gonna sound like fedposting but any government that has done such a shit job as to allow for a "work crisis" to happen should be shot
I mean if you don't have a job you need something
I can only handle so many point blank misses before i lose my shit lol
I mean even with a degree I was struggling my ass off to get work
see im retarded so i get access to employment agencies specifically designed to help retarded people get jobs so ill probably be able to get a job using one of those agencies
are you guys like twink catboys or pedos something how the fuck do you not find jobs
libral arts degree?
Chat
I'm a teacher and because nepotism
what's the definition of confusion?
idk
20 lesbians at a fish market
If you're under 18, lots of places don't want to bother with minor labor laws and will reject you. Otherwise, uh....bad rng
a teacher of what
That's not how it work in school I'll be honest
I have worked in multiple different subjects
They just throw you where they see fit
I learned English
im sad for that animal but i laughed
I'm supposed to be an English teacher
or sit on your ass cuz you fixed everything already like i do
Thank god I'm not
im a professional youtube watcher today
I already have work, private school and I'm happy as fuck
still get paid overtime
I teach like 12 kids in a class
Beyond obvious bait this guy
Perfection
What subject? 
Social sciences
Social sciences here means geography/history
Who is baiting again
Heh. Im a gamer. 😎
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:glasse
Do you mind!
"learn a trade"
wow this guy must be joking to suggest that 
yea im not tho
goodmorning wifey
Nuh uh
you can be both
i just noticed
thats no way to talk to your husband
what the fuck is that gamma written with broken letters
Best and worst of both worlds, work in tech 
like a badge
Pakistani wife
I wanted to go into IT but yeah
its a server tag you can pretend to be like a caveman tribe and shit with it ig
guywife
telling u fucking losers to learn a useful skill is baiting okay
Like Rimworld
That ain't a thing!!
get baited into being useful then
My useful skill is sleeping
The struggle of endless upskilling and no chance in hell of unions(in murrica)
it is
it is now
learn a useful skill ? my brother in christ a man needs like 45 different skills in todays world
theres plenty of unions in amerca don't kid yourself
i kinda need money to be able to survive long enough to learn that skill too
#1 make memecoin
#2 be unapologetic
#3 shill it on twitter
#4 go band for band
it was boomers who coasted with just a single skill
I guess i want to get into wood working which is a form of trade
we can go spar on the mat, better get oiled up buddy I'm a hell of a grappler
Gg its over
even today they refuse to learn anything new, cant even use those phones they paid a fortune
no computer skills no nothing
soy thinking
then, they pay me to fix it, fuckin dumbass boomer run companies
60+ ppl driving me crazy at work
why dont they just stop being old?
Thats work for you
being in IT is suffering
covid didnt kill enough of them
What was i thinking when I chose education, im introverted good god
Everyone keeps yapping all day
we simply need to reduce the old people
Thats just wrong
And im just like get tf out my class
you just have to be the loudest
im sorry tomb but you gotta go
True oomfie
education like you are a teacher ? i can never stand children
old people taking too long to die is bad for the country's economy
the moment my last class is up i am out and home in like 10 minutes
we do not care
Yuh also same but I got into a private school and only teach like 12 kids in a class its actual heaven
cant stand old people, cant stand children
added benefit of looking like Brad Pitt
children should be put in the same gulag as boomersa
yeap, life truly is suffering
well thats a given
airgap the population
its better than your daily energy drink thats for sure
oh I already had my monster
dw

sounds nice, my middle school we were 50 people in a classroom
Hell yeah
Dear god I'd lose my mind
depending on the medication you take no its actually worse
Bro went to school in hogwarts
here its illegal to have more than 32 i think
poor country problems
Remain ignorant
Education imo is really becoming more and more shit
a class must have min 15 max 32
My class was like 20
You know how education would be cool as fuck and actually great again?
Apprenticeships
LMAOOOOO
high school was better, 25-30 peeps
Working all day in class isn't for everyone
well my class by the end of the year did have 41
I think between 20-30 is average in Europe
It just isn't
high school class
child apprenticeship at the local ammunition factory maybe
WE DONT CARE BEER EXISTS AND LOUD CARS
Oh i know, just not my employer and its exceedingly rare in IT
Nah i agree, good luck getting those back tho
we were 41 at the end of the year , mostly cause ppl transferred over from math classes cause they were failing
That sounds sick, sign me up
in IT yeah okay tru
Oh that'll never happen
Being apprenticed to be a blacksmith would be pretty cool
Everyone is too work your ass off in class learning shit that'll never be needed in your career one day
I wanna be a luthier
apprenticeship at the local ai slop content production farm just doesnt have the same zing ya know?
But apprenticeships for luthiers are also nonexistent
And theres no money in the business
Or like imagine wanting to be a doctor and you see/learn that shit from idk age 15+ and work alongside a professional
Learning by giving a kid paper and going now fuck off isn't imo good
You're better off being a carpenter if you want money, but then i don't get to make instruments so
imagine the trauma of a 15 year olds apprenticeship in the ER LMAO
Why bother
Lmaooo
Entry level jobs could be considered apprenticeships.
They aint
gotta start them early "you lost one dw you'll get over it" 
Wanna be a doctor susie, you see your uncle there dying???
it was what the world had, till like 100 years ago
a master and an apprentice
Just have them access the 00s internet.
"wipe that blood off and stop crying tyler, here have som whiskey we have 16 more hours to finish"
I wanna be a Discord mod!
there are still apprenticeships around but not for everything
medicine and stuff is a bit more complex now , thats why med school is like 6-7 years
I think it was mite effective ngl since you actually experience what'll happen, sure we learn a lot more but I think it could be integrated
they do learn and work in med school as well
yes officer this one right here
And 500k in debt.
just USA
Mhm true they have years after uni where they work for free
its not for free
here med school is expensive compared to other schools but u wont get 500k in debt
Crazy how many ppl just think everywhere like the US
tax is like 3000 euros a year for med school
Where I'm from they work a year for free
so if you do 7 years , thats 21k euros in 7 years
not even close to 500k kek
fuck US
- interest.
no, there is no interest
is there like programs to help poor students with costs?
its a fixed sum
Take some interest in these nuts
well in europe its subsidized by the states
Not for long 
Yep. Same expectation to maintain certs, upskill and specialize but way less backbone as trades. At least if your job is worth a damn, they'll pay for cert renewals(but legally own you for a year or you have to repay)
you already pay for it by %40 income tax
they also cant increase the tax for already existing contracts , so if u signed for 3k a year until the end , then it stays like that for you , even if they increased the tax to 3500 later
Yeah we subsidize bombs and fucking cars instead, fucking yay?
you willl pay what u signed in the contract
What is rule 10?
IDK
what are the income tax brackets in usa
Its definitely something
It says it right there
like half of eu
Ah yes
Bro would not survive. Plus nurses have to shadow for their schooling anyways
Lmaoooooo
Anime language hell yea
hiroshima means big island btw
That rule can mean anything
cum
they should've called the whole country that ngl
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instead of a city
but its an archipelago, many islands
Don't even get me started on the CNA vs RN vs NP vs doctor bs of nursing. Shit is a wild hierarchy
I'd rather trust a NP over a doc, unless the doc is incredibly niche in their practice.
It says something something moderators have final say
does anyone really care about Hokkaido or Kyushu though?
I want an island 🔥 idk why but i want one
Make one
I'm not a wizard, harry
I feel like private islands recently took kind of a hit to their reputation
why do you want one?
Because then I can brag
The fk is going on here
if you want to be a bragging asshole, any property works
fuck ive been hit
That's just the thing I don't even have that 😭
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Turbo Funky bassline
At this point i think buying land is gonna be more rewarding than buying a house
The new strat
the cool thing is sometimes it even comes with a house
The land you can booby trap better against fbi and glowies compared to a house
I cant look at these cuh
Fuck that have you seen the state homes nowadays are being built
Id build a better one myself
well i dont have even 1 m^2 of land, but i got a mortgage flat now at least
buy neither, they can take either away in a snap
you mean those cookie cutter homes being built by large developers in the US?
Yer
yeah they look a bit ... cheap
i got an upstairs neighbors who have a treadmill
I can build a better house with pallets tbh
I recently took a google maps stroll along the beach in L.A. and it struck me that a ton of really nice beach side properties have absolute shitboxes for houses
makes you wonder what the difference is in price of the land and value of the house
And those houses are millions btw
well the houses probably aren't but the land definitely is
Beachside property and not in the millions?
High doubt
I saw the beachside properties in Florida and yeah they're all up there
Cus housing is an investment now
America is silly
Shrimple as that
Housing is made for ppl who already own hundreds to buy and flip
Not made for ppl who need them
is there a country where people can get cheap housing at all
its the earth year 4.500.000.000 and humanity has yet to solve housing for its members
Another?
Cheapest apartment we found was still 1500 a month
optimistic of you to assume that humanity or even the earth for that matter still exists
In a town of under 2k ppl
the current earth year is that, not in future
Goodness ooofff that's a fuckton
ooohh
Humanity developed permanent settlements ~12k years ago
kekkaroo
and you cant build a house in vintage story
shame on you
We did find an anchored down trailer home for 900 a month but my ex didnt want it for some reason
Im tempted to play factorio
Basically lol
You can live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere and have 3 hour work commute
Or just start building apartment blocks
I live on a rural farm for like 2000 rand a month now of course that's without electricity but that comes out tooo.... About 150 ish dollars and its a house house like 6 rooms and a small apartment with it
Goofy ahh suburbs
Suburbs literally suck up more money than they make
clearly there is levels to this
amen
