#🎪bruh-fart

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narrow lotus
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11:36 AM , means its gooning time

minor cypress
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Oh i believe it being bullshit.

tepid pebble
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it means either be in school or be in work you little shit

stone blade
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@narrow lotus

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ngl true

minor cypress
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But you are also top 10 gamma yapper, its easy work for you kekl

stone blade
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we HAVE to have the correct music playing when going outside otherwise it ruins the mood

narrow lotus
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good cosplay too

narrow lotus
stone blade
narrow lotus
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you fucking cocksucker

placid sail
narrow lotus
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ah , tell brainfart 2 i wish them a friendlyrope

tepid pebble
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gif ? it aint movin tho

minor cypress
tepid pebble
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i am guessing, 34dd

stone blade
tepid pebble
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tru

placid sail
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this is an official soundtrack of me and Falco fighting to the death

narrow lotus
# stone blade

so real but Macedonia one costs 150k Euro on sale from 210k and the Japan one is 3 euros and bubble gum

tepid pebble
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macedonia old as shit village home is 150k eur ?

stone blade
dreamy flaxBOT
stone blade
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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

narrow lotus
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idk but housing in east europe is done fucked

stone blade
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AYOOO

stone blade
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ongod to all the homies in here i hope you find your freak bookworm girl

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peepopray amen

quaint ore
tepid pebble
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i was promised a big tiddy goth gf

quaint ore
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Ok I really need to bump up my training and then work so hard my face gets blurred on photos

stone blade
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women doing face skincare
expensive products , facemasks lotions all that shit
meanwhile men
soap + hands that equal 300 grit sand paper
@narrow lotus

tepid pebble
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that man never worked a tough job in his life and his hands are smooth as fuck

stone blade
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maybe idfk

naive bison
stone blade
naive bison
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Just put it under running water for 10 seconds

stone blade
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same soap you wash yo nuts and ass with

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god bless

naive bison
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All nutsack particles wash off

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Same towel for face and asscrack

proud cipher
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mushroom

stone blade
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so real

naive bison
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Just separate it into asshole and face zones

stone blade
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okay but I gotta say this

naive bison
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After 1 day the towel forgets

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Where the asshole was

tepid pebble
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uuhhh why are you guys putting soap in those places

stone blade
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why do women's body wash gets to be "vanila aroma"
"seaside breeeze"
"strawberry whatever"
and we get to smell like burnt diesel
and oil refinery

tepid pebble
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you use the soap on your hands, and put your hands to cleaning

stone blade
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?

naive bison
stone blade
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yooo

minor cypress
naive bison
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Mine are spotless

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I own a bidet

tepid pebble
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you use the soap on your hands, and use your hands on cok balls whatever

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soap never touches your body

stone blade
naive bison
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That makes the soap bubble more

tepid pebble
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bleh

proud cipher
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you meet @tepid pebble with dirty cock:

stone blade
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bro got technique

quaint ore
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Soviets will have you think otherwise, they made soap from dog fat and it was considered "household soap"

stone blade
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he who cleans , expects visitors

naive bison
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After than the pube soap is used on balls cock and ass

visual stirrup
stone blade
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I do agree with xal on this one though

deep topaz
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if you got more than one soap you a munch

stone blade
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we might be musty sweaty men but you do need to wash yo balls and ass

tepid pebble
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i mean if you really put the soap in your asscrack, thats gae

quaint ore
minor cypress
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The peely facemasks that burn are kinda cozy, just a pain to use with beard

naive bison
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Cock hygiene is important fellas

stone blade
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true

proud cipher
pale ingot
naive bison
tepid pebble
stone blade
tepid pebble
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cuz hygiene

stone blade
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are you braindead?

naive bison
stone blade
minor cypress
fluid epoch
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The towel forgets everything the next day

naive bison
tepid pebble
naive bison
pale ingot
stone blade
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drinking bleach directly cleans up your insides very nicely too

minor cypress
stone blade
tepid pebble
pale ingot
proud cipher
naive bison
quaint ore
pale ingot
naive bison
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Tony Montana ate a lemon out of one

tepid pebble
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are you the guy who sat on the glass jar

naive bison
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Dip your balls into that

proud cipher
minor cypress
naive bison
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Man my cock cant fit

drowsy solstice
stone blade
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fun fact

stone blade
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I'm just stating

naive bison
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He ate the lemon cause he was hungy

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:)

fresh rose
tepid pebble
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BAZINGA

naive bison
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This pic goes hard

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Feel free to screenshot

pale ingot
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this jif is okay

naive bison
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Windows xp gangster edition

pale ingot
stone blade
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@narrow lotus ngl if I want to get an expensive vehicle
I'm not getting a new car or something luxurious
I'm buying a fucking mercedes truck

pale ingot
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what did they do

tepid pebble
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all dlcs suck

pale ingot
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i mean no sane person is spending all that

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crazy

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noob!!!!!!!

dreamy flaxBOT
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New nickname: Wombat

hazy finch
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yoooo

dreamy flaxBOT
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New nickname: Mmmmm

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Seems like I can't change your nickname iedy
But your name is now Excalibu

pale ingot
dreamy flaxBOT
dreamy flaxBOT
pale ingot
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blabablnl lblllbllbllblbl l llblbll abbnlblblbbvllblblbl lvllblblblblbbbll

quartz ridge
sour carbon
dreamy flaxBOT
quartz ridge
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Kino becausw its a real woman

clear vapor
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Already tuesday

quartz ridge
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I would prefer a grown woman to a small child

stone blade
quartz ridge
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Apparently it isnt around some of the "people" here

pale ingot
quartz ridge
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I wont name names but they know who they are

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Just notice the pattern of the goob

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Goon

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Also because people want to argue

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FOr arguments sake

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This channel doesn't even make sense 99% of the time

stone blade
minor cypress
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At least its easy to mod out, same thing with room size balance.

dreamy flaxBOT
glad carbon
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i think i will pre order borderlands 4 at 130$

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also what does steam mean "approx 2 months away" its literally sept 12th

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thats nearly 3

stone blade
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@drifting mantle @minor cypress @pale ingot @narrow lotus @naive bison @river zealot @shell venture @frail scaffold @heady crow

glad carbon
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i have enjoyed every borderlands title

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even the "bad" one

minor cypress
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100% agreed, not excusing its dogshit. I'd much rather they go the route of "encouraging buff" rather than mandatory debuff

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Or in the same manner they penalize you for having a stove next to a butcher station

naive bison
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Last remotely enjoyable bl was TPS

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Just for story reasons

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Normal mode playthru

coarse bear
naive bison
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Thank you for supporting the billion dollar anti consumer corpo

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They couldn't do it without you frot

minor cypress
# stone blade

Something about her face is giving me heavy "alien in skinsuit" vibes and i can't unsee it

naive bison
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Maybe your preorder is just enough for Randy to get like a $40m bonus

pale ingot
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im over here storking my peanurs i got lotien on my ding yuh man im jorny as huck man im a creak man

naive bison
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She looks like a character from cats the movie

minor cypress
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Idk if its the way the eyes are shaped or what, but the monke part of my brain is screeching danger

glad carbon
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pre ordering is lame but randy said he's gonna do some magic tricks if I buy the 130$ edition

glad carbon
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I wanna see him make a letter of resignation magically appear

naive bison
glad carbon
naive bison
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He's literally better than Warren buffet

naive bison
deep topaz
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$300 slop edition of borderlands 4

naive bison
glad carbon
naive bison
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If Randy pitchford is a pedophile my opinion of him doesnt go down, it is already at zero

glad carbon
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allegations from twitter users are pure speculation

pale ingot
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who up being retarded

naive bison
glad carbon
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who up stroking they ferret

naive bison
minor cypress
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Ahh, found it. I must not speak

deep topaz
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that's what I didn't like about borderlands

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the progression was so constant it felt like you were going nowhere

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every fuckin quest you got a new arsenal

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no attachment to anything

minor cypress
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I didnt mind it that much, just treat it like fps diablo

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You're there for the 0.001% increase in minmax and buildcrafting

glad carbon
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its ARPG

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if you dont like arpgs you wont like borderlands

tepid pebble
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i really dont get why they still put ammo in fps looter games

glad carbon
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idk why people act like its anything else

tepid pebble
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just make it unlimited already

glad carbon
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progression

tepid pebble
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jej

minor cypress
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Pretty much. I sunk soooo much time into d3 RoS and only really played demon hunter

glad carbon
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gotta upgrade ammo capacity or whatever so you cant just spam rockets or nades at everything

tepid pebble
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remove ammo and ~~build ~~ design around it

glad carbon
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they kinda did that in 3

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the COV weapons

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they use a heat system

tepid pebble
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better than also putting ammo crates every 5 meters

glad carbon
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1 also had eridian weapons and those were cool but like

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all of them sucked more than just using ammo weapons you can reload at will

tepid pebble
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give it cd/heat/spray punish or whatever

naive bison
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:(

glad carbon
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you're a shit ideasguy imma be honest

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an FPS arpg should have ammo

tepid pebble
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no, it doesnt add anything to the game

glad carbon
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yes it does?

minor cypress
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There was something cozy about grinding kanais cube every season, then farming your build, then minmaxing and seeing how hard you could push rifts.

tepid pebble
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just like durability never added shit to any game with it

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except games like botw, where the game itself is designed for durability

glad carbon
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it adds another resource to manage because you cant use mana/health pots

minor cypress
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Put spotify playlist on, grind better gear, watch clearspeed and big number go up

tepid pebble
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then dont put ammo crates every 10 meters and another 15 ammo crates for every boss fight

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its retarded

glad carbon
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idk complain more

tepid pebble
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i will thank you

glad carbon
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this is something ive never seen anyone complain about

tepid pebble
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at my age you question every design choice

pale ingot
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this calypso is fucking minging. suck ya dads

minor cypress
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When you finally got a good roll on yangs recurve and dead mans legacy and just oneshot screens

glad carbon
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for what purpose

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its just cynicism with no tips on improvement

pale ingot
naive bison
tepid pebble
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i already said design weapons for cooldown or heat mechanic or spray punish

naive bison
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You throw them on reload, more ammo in mag = more DMG when explode

naive bison
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Cope

minor cypress
glad carbon
minor cypress
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It never really felt like an issue ingame

glad carbon
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ammo ones add more tradeoffs to new weapons

tepid pebble
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it is never an issue because free ammo boxes on every corner

glad carbon
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then complain about that?

tepid pebble
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i am, try reading you retard

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wait am i getting baited again

glad carbon
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idk i think complaining guns use ammo is retarded

tepid pebble
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uhhhh

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i never learn

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doh

minor cypress
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Gunfire reborn is pretty good

glad carbon
wraith osprey
glad carbon
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gungeon FPS when

minor cypress
wraith osprey
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Any self respecting man should know better

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Bro that ain't hard

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He blocked half the server

glad carbon
naive bison
minor cypress
deep topaz
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the voices in MY head are the correct one

naive bison
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But he's right though

naive bison
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Removing ammo sounds retarded

minor cypress
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My friend has the same issue trying to convince anyone Atlyss is a good game

naive bison
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It's fixing an issue no one had

glad carbon
naive bison
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And balancing it out with dogshit punishments

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Its absolutely needless in borderlands

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In fact ammo is a balancing thing too

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Rocket ammo is more rare because launchers are strong

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And they don't follow the "more ammo drops for guns that are low on ammo" rule

minor cypress
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Supposedly under the furry goonerbait and goofy artstyle, its a really indepth rpg

glad carbon
naive bison
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Tedior relies on you running our of ammo to be balanced

glad carbon
minor cypress
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However, its a TALL order to ignore

glad carbon
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COV has the features ayylmao was talking about while still using ammo

tepid pebble
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cov ?

naive bison
naive bison
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High mad capacity

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Shitty everything else

glad carbon
minor cypress
# naive bison Kys

Havent played, just a good example of supposedly a solid game held back by artstyle/cringe.

naive bison
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Made me kill myself

minor cypress
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Its just impossible to sell that to anyone KEKW

minor cypress
naive bison
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I'm going 2 tha sto'

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Who wants what

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I'm gonna get a frozen pidser

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And diet cokey coler

glad carbon
deep topaz
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I need some beef jerky

glad carbon
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diet pepsi 4 life

deep topaz
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and a shitty gas station sandwich

naive bison
tepid pebble
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diet coke or zero

minor cypress
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Zero

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And even then, pepsi better.

eager igloo
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Isnt that the same

tepid pebble
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gray one tastes better to me

quaint ore
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I just drink coke

naive bison
tepid pebble
naive bison
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Here's how the pidser looks

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Not great not terrible

glad carbon
naive bison
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But very chea

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P

eager igloo
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Pizzer

deep topaz
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food is food

eager igloo
naive bison
minor cypress
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I swear the recipe for diet dr pepper was changed

pale ingot
minor cypress
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And now it tastes like shit

naive bison
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Its mr pepper now

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😭

quaint ore
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didnt play either though

naive bison
eager igloo
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Finished clair obscur

naive bison
deep topaz
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atlyss is like

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furry mmo?

naive bison
pale ingot
eager igloo
quaint ore
pale ingot
naive bison
tepid pebble
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different ingredients too

eager igloo
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10/10 game especially if you like when all endings are bad

minor cypress
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Plead your case hmmmm

naive bison
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By the way there is a cocktail company called le coq thumbsUp2x

tepid pebble
minor cypress
pale ingot
glad carbon
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you can chat with your homies while fishing idk

naive bison
naive bison
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No damn fish is being caught

deep topaz
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he's right

hazy finch
quaint ore
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mfw

glad carbon
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i think theres alot of freaky lil erping fellas on that game but if you just do a private lobby its fine

minor cypress
naive bison
tepid pebble
# eager igloo Whar

i should just skip the game part and watch a video explaining its world and lore

hazy finch
naive bison
quaint ore
glad carbon
quaint ore
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totally died of natural causes in prison

glad carbon
quaint ore
hazy finch
glad carbon
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im sure only the erotic fellas still play it often

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vrchat style

tepid pebble
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erotic fellas ?

naive bison
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Goonfishing

pale ingot
rocky geode
quaint ore
tepid pebble
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sounds geh

minor cypress
hazy finch
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my penis was bitten off in a catfishing scheme back in '99

tepid pebble
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post lack of penis

glad carbon
quaint ore
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VrChat ERP makes sense, the game is very flexible in terms custom models and systems

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but club penguiin and webfishing is just

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why

manic cave
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what tf is going on

glad carbon
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ya mother

quaint ore
glad carbon
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hi med

manic cave
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hi

tepid pebble
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ebin

quaint ore
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i remember going in vrchat

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and seeing some 12 year old squeaker use a porn model

rocky geode
glad carbon
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access to the internet at a young age and it's consequences

feral kiln
tepid pebble
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a friend gave me his oculus 2 , cant use it cuz big head and glasses

rocky geode
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if i had kids id lock them in a hole like a responsibile parent

manic cave
rocky geode
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if my kid ended up on brainfart id behead them like a responsibile parent

quaint ore
tepid pebble
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well it had thingies for extra glass space and head strapper or something

tepid pebble
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but my glasses always touched the screen or tried to pierce my eyes, no inbetween

quaint ore
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it is basically a spacer

dreamy flaxBOT
narrow lotus
rocky geode
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ASS

tepid pebble
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i tried without glasses but i cant see fucking shit

rocky geode
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have you tried not having bad vision

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get filtered

quaint ore
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speaking of getting rid of bad vision

tepid pebble
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i literally got gene filtered

quaint ore
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i got money for Lasik

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but all i need is to finally arrange a meeting with an optometrist

rocky geode
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dont worry im short i got gene filtered too

tepid pebble
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i can get a lasik too but dont trust it

quaint ore
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to see if I can even do the thing

hazy finch
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what the fuck is this lmao

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i cast boob attack

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lmao

rocky geode
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when the lasik doctor sneezes and now youre blind forever

dreamy flaxBOT
deep topaz
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woah

rocky geode
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its true im fat and a whore

quaint ore
tepid pebble
glad carbon
rocky geode
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i wouldnt know i have 19/20 vision GrokChadGAMMA

tepid pebble
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and i already have eye floaters, some people complained they got eye floateres after lasik

quaint ore
hazy finch
deep topaz
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i thought floaters were a constant for everyone

glad carbon
rocky geode
tepid pebble
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lasik cures your astigmatism too, night sensitivity is another thing

deep topaz
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i wonder how much it costs

glad carbon
tepid pebble
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i got my eyes checked for cornea thickness and all, i can get it if i want

tepid pebble
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but the fucking optometrist professor is wearing glasses

quaint ore
tepid pebble
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and telling me to get lasik

rocky geode
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can i get lasik to make my eyes even better

rocky geode
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like i already have better than 20/20

quaint ore
tepid pebble
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its not a grading system lmao

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you cant get an a+

rocky geode
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i want it to match im 19/20 and i shoot with eye my right

deep topaz
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21/20

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extra credit

tepid pebble
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21/20 means -1/20

quaint ore
rocky geode
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it literally is a grading system and I'm better than you are by 1 eye

tepid pebble
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you got three eyes ? daym

rocky geode
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19/20 means my left eye is goated but i shoot with my right

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yeah i have two in my head and your mom licks the brown one

tepid pebble
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brown eyes ? can you be more pleb

manic cave
rocky geode
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i have two blue and one brown

quaint ore
rocky geode
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youre a few crayons short of a box arent u son

manic cave
quaint ore
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read the message

manic cave
tepid pebble
rocky geode
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I think they just trade bottle caps like fallout now

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I think they just trade bottle caps like fallout now

quaint ore
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I fucking wish we had 2015 prices bro

naive bison
tepid pebble
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australian dollar ? what about the australian painter

placid sail
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be nice

rocky geode
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shiny pebbles then?

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it cant be euros, thats people money, these are Lithuanians we're talking about

pale ingot
tepid pebble
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the map

pale ingot
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which map

tepid pebble
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world map

quaint ore
hazy finch
tepid pebble
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the man knew "the joy of painting" before bob ross

pale ingot
rocky geode
# quaint ore

have u seen the video of those divers who are near a sonar pulse

quaint ore
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Wasnt Bob Ross a drill sergeant at some point

rocky geode
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its fuckin scary

quaint ore
tepid pebble
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AUF DER HEIDE

rocky geode
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the guy who posted it thought it was an explosion or an Earthquake

tepid pebble
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post a link ffs

rocky geode
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ill see if i can find it im not chat gpt mf

tepid pebble
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i hope u are not because i hate it already

tepid pebble
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the industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

tepid pebble
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i dont understand whats wrong, so they are too close to a submarine ?

minor cypress
minor cypress
# quaint ore

VOLUME WARNING!
Please note: There is a volume menu in-game that allows each player to customize the volume of the pings to their liking. (Requires client-side lua to access)
This is a demonstration of some of the "Very Close" sonar ping sound effects for the Real Sonar mod.
Download the mod here: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetai...

▶ Play video
quaint ore
glad carbon
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he beat the allegations 🎉

minor cypress
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See posted barotrauma mod vid

tepid pebble
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holy fuck didnt know that

hazy finch
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@shell venture little bit of a boo boo

pale ingot
quaint ore
tepid pebble
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so all sonar pings literally massacre every living thing around ?

quaint ore
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whales get fucked by it

hazy finch
placid sail
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the urge for rim been rising lately

glad carbon
placid sail
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wait hold the fuck on

glad carbon
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new DLC is coming

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and its just SOS2

placid sail
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the fuck you mean high fructose corn syrup?

pale ingot
placid sail
pale ingot
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placid sail
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but I cannot fight the temptations of sylvester

hazy finch
placid sail
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plus I never played with sos for some reason, so it's gonna be a fresh experience for me

pale ingot
minor cypress
minor cypress
placid sail
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ye I know

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but the urge's here so I may just play unstable 1.6 while we all wait

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it is time

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!busy

split canyonBOT
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minor cypress
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I can't wait. But also im going to have to wait because i play with combat extended PepeKMS

placid sail
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oh boy

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good fucking luck

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because as far as I'm aware, either 1.6 or dlc is fiddling with weapons

minor cypress
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Yep. At least 1.6 has multithreaded pathing and lighting, so lag death is way less intensive

pseudo robin
minor cypress
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As in 100+ pawn colonies are a viable thing now

placid sail
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oh yeah the whole optimisation business is great

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sylvester inventing multithreading in fucking 2025 at last

minor cypress
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Im more impressed he actually bothered, its got to be a massive pain in the ass to do

placid sail
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I mean there's multiple mods for it already

deep topaz
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I feel like implementing multithreading sounds deceptively simple

placid sail
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might as well, since his every dlc is one click from some mod that's been there for ages KekSkew

deep topaz
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like, if core 1 = present, run AI.whatever on core 1

minor cypress
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Yeah but when the game is build from the ground up for single core, its a pain to do

naive bison
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He looks like a very humble genuine dude

placid sail
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I just imagine rimworld modding community sitting around while the new dlc is announced going "not mine, not mine, please not mine"

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and now it's sos' turn to go GODDAMIT

naive bison
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Wtf is wrong with u brother

naive bison
placid sail
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also rest in peace the valiant creator of the mod that allows to construct shit over already constructed shit

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1.6 finally caught up to that

naive bison
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Dan henschel or whatever?

minor cypress
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Plus 1 core = one tick/clock to follow all your calculations for the game. Multicore you have way more logic to deal with. But thats as far as my knowledge goes

rocky geode
minor cypress
rocky geode
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most small fish prolly okay, a dolphin that was right next to the sub? jelly.

wraith osprey
rocky geode
minor cypress
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A good example is old ass console games where fps was tied to physics. High fps breaks the physics becuase things are "off tempo". Single core just gives constant tempo to work with

naive bison
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That one greentext...

rocky geode
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the lsd one?

naive bison
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No

rocky geode
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or the black carpet

minor cypress
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At least, thats how i understand it. Im no dev, not my area of tech.

naive bison
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No?

rocky geode
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or the murderous dolphin?

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....i spend too much time on/x/

naive bison
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The "dolphin pussy jelly is an insanely strong aphrodisiac that makes you cum yourself to death" one

rocky geode
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NO

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I REMEMBER THAT

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I WISH I DIDNT

manic cave
wraith osprey
rocky geode
stone blade
hazy finch
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i have a sudden urge to play dayz again

naive bison
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hazy finch
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nah i dont do that shit especially if its a sudden urge like this one
either ill be a portable jukebox or i run around killing as many freshies on the coast as possible

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though sometimes a hacker comes along and i gotta switch servers

worldly gate
naive bison
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pale ingot
modest arrow
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Ggs its over

rocky geode
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weeb

hazy finch
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sick of this shit this was literally a "no experience required" position i placed my availability as everyday 24 fucking 7
ive got 4 months experience in a retail enviroment what in the fuck did i do wrong exactly did i not include some fuckass "-result very good hire" in white text for their fuckass resume ai to read over?

dreamy flaxBOT
modest arrow
heady crow
hazy finch
rocky geode
hazy finch
rocky geode
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yooo who tryin the suckoff machine first

modest arrow
rocky geode
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work for free?

damn brother i aint never

modest arrow
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Salvation army that's the name

hazy finch
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this is gonna sound like fedposting but any government that has done such a shit job as to allow for a "work crisis" to happen should be shot

modest arrow
minor cypress
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I can only handle so many point blank misses before i lose my shit lol

modest arrow
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I mean even with a degree I was struggling my ass off to get work

hazy finch
rocky geode
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are you guys like twink catboys or pedos something how the fuck do you not find jobs

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libral arts degree?

heady crow
stone blade
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Chat

modest arrow
stone blade
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what's the definition of confusion?

hazy finch
stone blade
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20 lesbians at a fish market

minor cypress
rocky geode
modest arrow
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That's not how it work in school I'll be honest

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I have worked in multiple different subjects

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They just throw you where they see fit

rocky geode
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learn a trade man

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work for a living

modest arrow
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I learned English

tepid pebble
modest arrow
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I'm supposed to be an English teacher

rocky geode
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or sit on your ass cuz you fixed everything already like i do

modest arrow
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Thank god I'm not

rocky geode
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im a professional youtube watcher today

modest arrow
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I already have work, private school and I'm happy as fuck

rocky geode
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still get paid overtime

modest arrow
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I teach like 12 kids in a class

frail scaffold
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Beyond obvious bait this guy

modest arrow
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Perfection

minor cypress
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What subject? hmmmm

modest arrow
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Social sciences here means geography/history

heady crow
stone blade
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Who is baiting again

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stone blade
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:glasse

rocky geode
tidal trellis
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I'm not a wife!!

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I'm a guy!!

modest arrow
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Nuh uh

rocky geode
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you can be both

tepid pebble
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i just noticed

rocky geode
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thats no way to talk to your husband

tepid pebble
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what the fuck is that gamma written with broken letters

minor cypress
tepid pebble
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like a badge

prime zenith
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Pakistani wife

modest arrow
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I wanted to go into IT but yeah

hazy finch
heady crow
rocky geode
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telling u fucking losers to learn a useful skill is baiting okay

tidal trellis
rocky geode
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get baited into being useful then

modest arrow
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My useful skill is sleeping

minor cypress
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The struggle of endless upskilling and no chance in hell of unions(in murrica)

heady crow
rocky geode
tepid pebble
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learn a useful skill ? my brother in christ a man needs like 45 different skills in todays world

rocky geode
hazy finch
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i kinda need money to be able to survive long enough to learn that skill too

digital quartz
tepid pebble
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it was boomers who coasted with just a single skill

frail scaffold
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I guess i want to get into wood working which is a form of trade

rocky geode
modest arrow
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Gg its over

tepid pebble
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even today they refuse to learn anything new, cant even use those phones they paid a fortune

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no computer skills no nothing

rocky geode
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then, they pay me to fix it, fuckin dumbass boomer run companies

tepid pebble
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60+ ppl driving me crazy at work

heady crow
digital quartz
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why dont they just stop being old?

modest arrow
tepid pebble
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being in IT is suffering

rocky geode
arctic pawn
modest arrow
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What was i thinking when I chose education, im introverted good god

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Everyone keeps yapping all day

heady crow
tidal trellis
modest arrow
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And im just like get tf out my class

digital quartz
heady crow
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im sorry tomb but you gotta go

modest arrow
tepid pebble
arctic pawn
digital quartz
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dw

narrow lotus
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we do not care

modest arrow
digital quartz
heady crow
rocky geode
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children should be put in the same gulag as boomersa

tepid pebble
digital quartz
rocky geode
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airgap the population

stone blade
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Chat today I shall get another grapefruit juice

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Because fuck yeah

modest arrow
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My view on children correlates with that of frostpunk

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They yearn FOR THE MINES

digital quartz
stone blade
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dw

tepid pebble
prime zenith
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Hell yeah

modest arrow
rocky geode
frail scaffold
stoic girder
narrow lotus
tepid pebble
prime zenith
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Remain ignorant

modest arrow
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Education imo is really becoming more and more shit

narrow lotus
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a class must have min 15 max 32

frail scaffold
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My class was like 20

modest arrow
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You know how education would be cool as fuck and actually great again?

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Apprenticeships

frail scaffold
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LMAOOOOO

tepid pebble
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high school was better, 25-30 peeps

modest arrow
narrow lotus
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well my class by the end of the year did have 41

digital quartz
modest arrow
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It just isn't

narrow lotus
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high school class

rocky geode
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child apprenticeship at the local ammunition factory maybe

stone blade
minor cypress
frail scaffold
narrow lotus
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we were 41 at the end of the year , mostly cause ppl transferred over from math classes cause they were failing

modest arrow
rocky geode
modest arrow
stoic girder
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Being apprenticed to be a blacksmith would be pretty cool

modest arrow
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Everyone is too work your ass off in class learning shit that'll never be needed in your career one day

frail scaffold
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I wanna be a luthier

minor cypress
rocky geode
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apprenticeship at the local ai slop content production farm just doesnt have the same zing ya know?

frail scaffold
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But apprenticeships for luthiers are also nonexistent

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And theres no money in the business

modest arrow
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Learning by giving a kid paper and going now fuck off isn't imo good

frail scaffold
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You're better off being a carpenter if you want money, but then i don't get to make instruments so

rocky geode
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imagine the trauma of a 15 year olds apprenticeship in the ER LMAO

frail scaffold
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Why bother

stoic girder
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Entry level jobs could be considered apprenticeships.

frail scaffold
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They aint

digital quartz
modest arrow
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Wanna be a doctor susie, you see your uncle there dying???

tepid pebble
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a master and an apprentice

stoic girder
rocky geode
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"wipe that blood off and stop crying tyler, here have som whiskey we have 16 more hours to finish"

prime zenith
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I wanna be a Discord mod!

narrow lotus
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there are still apprenticeships around but not for everything

medicine and stuff is a bit more complex now , thats why med school is like 6-7 years

modest arrow
narrow lotus
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they do learn and work in med school as well

rocky geode
narrow lotus
modest arrow
rocky geode
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its not for free

narrow lotus
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here med school is expensive compared to other schools but u wont get 500k in debt

frail scaffold
narrow lotus
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tax is like 3000 euros a year for med school

modest arrow
narrow lotus
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so if you do 7 years , thats 21k euros in 7 years

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not even close to 500k kek

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fuck US

stoic girder
narrow lotus
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no, there is no interest

digital quartz
narrow lotus
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its a fixed sum

frail scaffold
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Take some interest in these nuts

tepid pebble
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well in europe its subsidized by the states

stoic girder
minor cypress
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Yep. Same expectation to maintain certs, upskill and specialize but way less backbone as trades. At least if your job is worth a damn, they'll pay for cert renewals(but legally own you for a year or you have to repay)

tepid pebble
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you already pay for it by %40 income tax

narrow lotus
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they also cant increase the tax for already existing contracts , so if u signed for 3k a year until the end , then it stays like that for you , even if they increased the tax to 3500 later

frail scaffold
narrow lotus
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you willl pay what u signed in the contract

modest arrow
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What is rule 10?

frail scaffold
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IDK

tepid pebble
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what are the income tax brackets in usa

modest arrow
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Its definitely something

digital quartz
tepid pebble
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like half of eu

modest arrow
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Ah yes

minor cypress
modest arrow
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Lmaoooooo

prime zenith
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Anime language hell yea

tepid pebble
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hiroshima means big island btw

modest arrow
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That rule can mean anything

placid sail
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cum

digital quartz
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digital quartz
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instead of a city

tepid pebble
minor cypress
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Don't even get me started on the CNA vs RN vs NP vs doctor bs of nursing. Shit is a wild hierarchy

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I'd rather trust a NP over a doc, unless the doc is incredibly niche in their practice.

modest arrow
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It says something something moderators have final say

digital quartz
tepid pebble
modest arrow
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I want an island 🔥 idk why but i want one

frail scaffold
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Make one

modest arrow
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I'm not a wizard, harry

digital quartz
frail scaffold
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Whats stopping you?

stone blade
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The fk is going on here

tepid pebble
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if you want to be a bragging asshole, any property works

modest arrow
stone blade
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Turbo Funky bassline

frail scaffold
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At this point i think buying land is gonna be more rewarding than buying a house

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The new strat

digital quartz
stone blade
frail scaffold
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Id build a better one myself

stone blade
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❤️

tepid pebble
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well i dont have even 1 m^2 of land, but i got a mortgage flat now at least

rocky geode
digital quartz
frail scaffold
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Yer

digital quartz
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yeah they look a bit ... cheap

tepid pebble
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i got an upstairs neighbors who have a treadmill

frail scaffold
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I can build a better house with pallets tbh

digital quartz
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I recently took a google maps stroll along the beach in L.A. and it struck me that a ton of really nice beach side properties have absolute shitboxes for houses

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makes you wonder what the difference is in price of the land and value of the house

frail scaffold
digital quartz
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well the houses probably aren't but the land definitely is

frail scaffold
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Beachside property and not in the millions?

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High doubt

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I saw the beachside properties in Florida and yeah they're all up there

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Cus housing is an investment now

modest arrow
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America is silly

frail scaffold
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Shrimple as that

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Housing is made for ppl who already own hundreds to buy and flip

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Not made for ppl who need them

tepid pebble
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is there a country where people can get cheap housing at all

modest arrow
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No

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You can get cheap housing if you live rural yeah

naive bison
tepid pebble
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its the earth year 4.500.000.000 and humanity has yet to solve housing for its members

eager igloo
naive bison
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no

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just the one i bought

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never kill yourself guys

frail scaffold
digital quartz
frail scaffold
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In a town of under 2k ppl

tepid pebble
modest arrow
tepid pebble
digital quartz
eager igloo
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Humanity developed permanent settlements ~12k years ago

naive bison
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🤓

tepid pebble
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kekkaroo

narrow lotus
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shame on you

frail scaffold
frail scaffold
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Seemed great to me

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Didnt have to share walls with anyone

eager igloo
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Im tempted to play factorio

frail scaffold
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Basically lol

eager igloo
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Or just start building apartment blocks

modest arrow
eager igloo
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Goofy ahh suburbs

frail scaffold
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Suburbs literally suck up more money than they make

digital quartz
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clearly there is levels to this