🎪bruh-fart

[stone blade]

not even kratos himself can pull me out

[drifting mantle]

What is this Furry/Scally Bullshit in here?

[drifting mantle]

Brainfart has fallen

[stone blade]

its art

you dont understand

[shell venture]

@stone blade even better

[quartz ridge]

I want to buy a SVD clone

[stone blade]

throw me to the trex I'll come back a father

[quartz ridge]

The tigrs

[shell venture]

this is a gold dragon

[stone blade]

sure sure w/e

it has tits

would

[shell venture]

it kinda does

[stone blade]

next question

[rocky geode]

brass press

smokeless powder

rob copper mine

pay doctor for lead poisoning treatment

ez

[glad carbon]

ivan youre worse than iedy

[drifting mantle]

Is this art or can this go into the trash?

[stone blade]

I'm taking that as a compliment

thank you

[rocky geode]

u can buy a real one for about 30 grand cash in hand

[glad carbon]

@heady crow

[upper shore]

later

[heady crow]

marie type post honestly

@rose ferry

[naive bison]

ok youre actually a furry zoophile

[glad carbon]

brother its literally just a human with a different head

and hands too

[naive bison]

who asked you anything?

[naive bison]

why does it have to be an animal then?

just make it a woman then

fucking freak

[glad carbon]

your mother asked me to pull out

[minor cypress]

Rare xal

[shell venture]

that's a literal trex

[glad carbon]

didnt want another retarded xal-phenotype child

[quartz ridge]

I preferred it when they posted human women

[glad carbon]

im pretty sure t rexes didnt have tits or a torso

[stone blade]

post gooner bait
chat goes to complete chaos

I love it

[shell venture]

[glad carbon]

that is NOT the mf in the picture

[shell venture]

it is

[wraith osprey]

what porn addiction does to a mf

[edgy abyss]

[drifting mantle]

You know our weakness!!!

[naive bison]

Я КАМЕНЬЩИК УААААААААААА Я НЕ ОТДАМ ХЛЕБ

[rocky geode]

and this is especially funny since everyone decided payin $500 for nods from 1985 was suddenly a good deal and cool to do because YouTube told them it was

white phosphorus virgins vs chad $150 Chinese thermal scope enjoyers

[quartz ridge]

You should go to therapy

Loving animals isnt normal

[glad carbon]

or wait arent you gae

[naive bison]

ivan i liked you better when you just loved men

[rocky geode]

hell my smartphone as a good IR cam i could duct tape that on ffs

[quartz ridge]

[upper shore]

That's way too general. Should specify "getting romantical"

[rocky geode]

fucking men is still better than fucking animals

but not by much

most men are ugly

[quartz ridge]

Do i really want to say that

[rocky geode]

(not you flop)

[quartz ridge]

I think we understand

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/spearhyunho-gif-17972652055360680845

[quartz ridge]

The difference

[upper shore]

autism

[edgy abyss]

https://youtu.be/i0C3IhWcJH0?t=21

[shell venture]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/314787252389543937/1179497722252902400/attachment.gif

[quartz ridge]

If it was him lovingly caring for a dog it would be diff

But like

[glad carbon]

idk im just assuming since you like wh40k

[quartz ridge]

He posted a t rex with that

[edgy abyss]

[quartz ridge]

What does the original gif say

[upper shore]

"You should never grade evils, for if one is the worst, then you might be tempted to kinship with the least."

[quartz ridge]

Dm pls

[drifting mantle]

Only a weirdo enjoys hary asses

[quartz ridge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1193739810196697159/1350905344578293820/attachment.gif

[shell venture]

this is the original gif

[minor cypress]

The reaction bait is strong

[glad carbon]

your dad enjoyed your mother

[rocky geode]

you dont have to explain the difference we dont all have fetal alcohol syndrome just the furry

[upper shore]

only a weirdo enjoys a bucket of bolts

[minor cypress]

Ignoring it is even stronger

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-gif-919334760262788322

[quartz ridge]

Nobody talked a out men asses especially not hairy ones

[drifting mantle]

He did

[shell venture]

i support mass genocide of clankers
human supremacy

[quartz ridge]

The same way the osaka gif was the original

[shell venture]

surely

[rocky geode]

i mean shave but if hes cute and he didnt he might get a pass

[quartz ridge]

@tidal trellis you shave your arms chests legs and face right

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1083029477082267729/1325693011279089694/feawefawfff.gif

[quartz ridge]

Not to be gae

But we can assume

[glad carbon]

why is chat having an autism fit over a woman with the head of some lizard

[drifting mantle]

[glad carbon]

are we in egypt again

[naive bison]

massive self-report

still havent answered why does it need to be the head of an animal

just draw a woman then

[tidal trellis]

Yes

Correct

[pseudo robin]

hairless twink confirmed

[quartz ridge]

I hate how he made me look at it again but it has 3 fingers like how the trex does

Like the claws

[quartz ridge]

I almost said something really gar

Gar

Gae

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-meme-jar-gif-4658690738464352739

[glad carbon]

idk i didnt draw it

[naive bison]

youre the one defending it

you seem to know the intentions of the artist

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1383156143060418670/omori-hero_1.webp

[quartz ridge]

Frota its a furry drawing

[glad carbon]

im defending it because you're acting like the artist drew a trex with tits

[drifting mantle]

Like god inteded... Also, Twink moment

[quartz ridge]

It isnt a woman

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1383156166544068768/omori-omori-destroyer_1.gif

[quartz ridge]

IS THAT NOT WHAT IT IS?

[naive bison]

HE
LITERALLY
DID

[quartz ridge]

Its bait to look at it

[shell venture]

but that's literally what it is

[naive bison]

it's bait

im done

[shell venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/735670248715583528/1146915548567969932/caption.gif

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/fell-fell-for-it-fell-for-it-again-fell-for-it-again-award-award-gif-15411198764799214626

FELL FOR THE BAIT AGAIN

https://tenor.com/view/peepo-clap-gif-26415224

[broken pebble]

@tidal trellis

[quartz ridge]

frota unblock me you chud

[glad carbon]

?? that looks like a human woman with tits i literally dont understand what you mean

[naive bison]

surely nobody is actually that retarded or depraved, or both at the same time

[shell venture]

where is the faster version retard

[shell venture]

yea yea move on

[naive bison]

that looks like a t-rex with tits

[shell venture]

already proved it isn't

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1383156046574391397/mialoxiax-omori-mialoxiax.gif

[glad carbon]

idk the only thing similar is the head

[tidal trellis]

Alo

[shell venture]

it's anjanath from mh with tits

next question

[naive bison]

uuh i mistyped it as "peepoclap" in the gif search instead of "peepo clap" and clicked on the third gif so its the slow one

[naive bison]

head, claws, teeth, skin

tongue

[quartz ridge]

I think frota is being mysogonist by saying that women are are ugly as that t rex

For shame

[naive bison]

maybe in california

[minor cypress]

We heartily judging message contents

[naive bison]

[drifting mantle]

Drawing humans like animals, is like drawing chicks with dicks.... It doesn't belong

[glad carbon]

ugly?

[naive bison]

thats true thats a bad argument

frota would fuck a trex

[drifting mantle]

Human Supremacy all the way

[quartz ridge]

Do you find that t rex attractive

[glad carbon]

chicks can have dicks

[edgy abyss]

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/big-trouble-if-i-speak-if-i-speak-i-am-in-big-trouble-speak-big-gif-23519858

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/bewildered-off-da-percy-gif-1218510271913073567

Thats so bait

[glad carbon]

idk it looks pretty much like a human and has tits

thats not a crazy "would"

[naive bison]

average woman in california

[drifting mantle]

I'm not falling for you bait Mr. Master Baiter

[quartz ridge]

Whats human about a slimy tounge claws and scales

[naive bison]

consequences of vaping and avocado toast

[quartz ridge]

With a dozens of teeth

[minor cypress]

Wheres the ivan "woman without dicks is angel without wings meme" when i need it

[quartz ridge]

IT IS

[shell venture]

realise it's bait
keeps talking
you guys are worse

retards

[upper shore]

humans have 32 teeth

[naive bison]

he's right

[glad carbon]

xalrider is appaled by the idea of being attracted to the shape of an adult human woman

[quartz ridge]

Truthnuke dropped

[quartz ridge]

We dont have point teeth like that

[drifting mantle]

Brainfart checks out

[shell venture]

i mean it isn't a secret

[upper shore]

you should have about 4...

[glad carbon]

"omg it literally has the head of a lizard!!!"

okay just put a bag over it??

[naive bison]

when i see the shape of an adult woman i walk forward
when i see the animal features i turn around, but you start running faster

[quartz ridge]

Our teeth are dull kinda

[upper shore]

In comparison, yes

[rose ferry]

unironically yeah

[glad carbon]

your mom's got an ugly head too but your dad still hit it @naive bison

[quartz ridge]

The claws and scales wont be covered LOL

[naive bison]

words of a zoophile do not hurt me

[minor cypress]

Sees its that hour of brainfart. Time to close, simple as

[quartz ridge]

Xal just stop engaging atp

[upper shore]

boredom

[glad carbon]

tits aint scaled

idc

[shell venture]

better topics then
this is obvious and boring

[quartz ridge]

Calling in withdrawl frota is baiting

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/gumbus-gumbus-cat-gumbus-babby-old-baby-freaky-gif-4497378494140279825

[upper shore]

then discuss something interesting

[drifting mantle]

No no no, this is the best part!

[upper shore]

change starts with you my friend

[naive bison]

look at this old ass dehydrated ass cat

[quartz ridge]

The audacity to block me for rage baiting but to ragebait themselves

[shell venture]

no

[quartz ridge]

I use themselves because i dont assume genders

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/gumbus-gumbus-and-gracie-gumbusandgracie-eating-cat-gif-17740180438056553241

[shell venture]

i will moan until it's changed then do it again

[naive bison]

his name is gumbus

[upper shore]

i cannot help you. i dont feel like changing.

[upper shore]

you will... moan?

[naive bison]

he looks like he is 75 years old and drinks water once a year

[minor cypress]

Nah you see its 4d ragebait chess from beyond the grave

[quartz ridge]

@shell venture as a turk what do you think of Armenia

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/gumbus-gubus-gumbusandgracie-yawning-cat-gif-14168074115097722602

[shell venture]

fictional

[naive bison]

this is how vladimir putin controls him

[minor cypress]

We got SOAD out out it

[upper shore]

true, very true, i concur my dear friend

[quartz ridge]

Soad is like

Tbh

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/serj-tankian-kill-yourself-system-of-a-down-gif-27457216

[quartz ridge]

Kinda mid imo

[shell venture]

wrong

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-thats-bait-tom-hardy-mad-max-gif-5055384

[quartz ridge]

“TERRACOTTA PIE!!!”

[shell venture]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guklDEpSwhk

[quartz ridge]

The only song i liked was when the lead singer said in the n word

[naive bison]

bait overload in chat today

[quartz ridge]

In the wutang clan cover

[upper shore]

boss makes a nothing and i make a nothing, thats why i nothing on nothing time.

[quartz ridge]

Name me one good soad song

Thats good

And isnt shit

You cant because they are ALL shit

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-thats-bait-tom-hardy-mad-max-gif-5055384

why are you listening to music anyways

you're a muslim

[shell venture]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmmYAX8Phig

[drifting mantle]

People arguing about music, retard music

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-gif-919334760262788322

[drifting mantle]

Moment

[upper shore]

101010101001010101 shut the fuck up clanker ass

[placid sail]

but why

[drifting mantle]

[shell venture]

funny

[drifting mantle]

I wanted to write retard moment, but it auto corrected to music

[quartz ridge]

I mean the only ones i listen to are Arab ones

Or ones from the balkans

[frail scaffold]

Soad mentioned

[shell venture]

[upper shore]

talk to a technician and get that fixed

[glad carbon]

omg heyyy @frail scaffold

[quartz ridge]

Special case being Chechen

[glad carbon]

[naive bison]

1. why are you listening to SOAD then
2. they better be praising allah or that's haram

[drifting mantle]

I'm currently doing that

[quartz ridge]

I dont listen to soad???

And they do buddy

[naive bison]

how u know all they song bad

[upper shore]

hi sheine

[naive bison]

dumb ass

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/serj-serj-tankian-system-of-a-down-chop-suey-soad-gif-25165543

[quartz ridge]

Imamalimsultanov

[quartz ridge]

Because its bait?

[naive bison]

me when chine food

[shell venture]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kfv3jpXeDjU

[quartz ridge]

It would be if i judged a fishing spot if i never fished there

[frail scaffold]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1047020625119682571.gif?quality=lossless&name=Pupproji_WaveDoggo&size=48

[quartz ridge]

Or if i judged a race without finding the stereotypes of that race

[naive bison]

endless yap sesh

cut it out bud

https://tenor.com/view/nah-nope-head-shake-disagree-stop-it-gif-16425930

0 care

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/свиняджакузі-свиня-джакузі-вода-смачного-gif-26990311

[wraith osprey]

Xal
Why are you gae

[glad carbon]

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/dragonfishking-dragonfish-dragonfishy-gif-4824146656050502108

[wraith osprey]

Where did the mods touch you

[quartz ridge]

He got banned by a mod then unbanned

He got scarred for life

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/serj-serj-tankian-soad-kys-lowteirgod-gif-8509390596931757032

[upper shore]

uhhh yeah... thats the point

[wraith osprey]

What did you have to do to get unbanned

[quartz ridge]

Falco said he wouldn’t hesitate to ban him neither

[drifting mantle]

What banning does to a mf

[shell venture]

suck iedy off and carry him in tarkov

[wraith osprey]

[quartz ridge]

Its because s5 did it without asking anyone else

[naive bison]

he is a waterr boiler

[quartz ridge]

Or smth like that

[naive bison]

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/yap-yapping-yapping-alert-d1-yapper-gif-2966284959448040517

[quartz ridge]

Xal is a shell of his former self

[drifting mantle]

Become gae

[upper shore]

sometimes, dead is better

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/pet-sematary-dead-better-gif-20795835

[quartz ridge]

Because for like a few days he realized that without brainfart hes nothing

He needs this chat

[wraith osprey]

Real

[minor cypress]

Show me another song from the era that goes as hard as BYOB

[quartz ridge]

One with the n word in it

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-cat-rigby-pee-funny-cat-gif-436236211739437212

[shell venture]

[naive bison]

whats byob

[naive bison]

thats how eric cartman would say "bob"

[wraith osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1292077547030315011/1375376917946962011/7320831648431688416.gif

Stupid fucking cat

[shell venture]

bring your own bombs

[drifting mantle]

I need the full video of this

[naive bison]

that's the one where he was larping as a mongolian while saying europeans never did anything but conquest and barbarism

[naive bison]

:(

[naive bison]

i think it's a wow_mao video

[placid sail]

why can't you see that you aaaaare myyyyy chiiiild

[naive bison]

@drifting mantle i dont think i can post it

[drifting mantle]

[naive bison]

but its just called "I CAN BE WAY MORE RACIST THAN YOU"

[minor cypress]

https://youtu.be/6mB_v1X8T5s?si=azrElTVzzyZ_Sekm

[quartz ridge]

https://youtu.be/yjpGlSPSUPA?si=9ymdQZ_5Afqd5WSy

[naive bison]

"what civilizations did angloids have"

i cant

[quaint ore]

https://youtu.be/mYWIyG3hUlQ

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-pepejam-pepejamleft-gif-10402747787710507541

Kneeling roses disappearing
Into Moses' dry mouth
Breaking into Fort Knox
Stealing our intentions

[quaint ore]

"When the CEO of racism meets the PhD in racism"

[drifting mantle]

"I'm chimping out, because I'm a human being"
Golden Line

[quaint ore]

https://youtu.be/gjaekeVJ94M

[stone blade]

Call me twin towers the way her bush has me collapsin

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/fennec-fennec-fox-dnc-do-not-care-gif-23348952

[naive bison]

bro...

[fallow trellis]

Angloids

[glad carbon]

ivan at this point just go goon and come back when you're not a lobotomite

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/perfect-cell-balling-perfect-cell-dragon-ball-z-ballin-cell-ballin-gif-6400456760564649584

[drifting mantle]

Frota is right Ivan

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/perfect-cell-ballin-dragon-ball-z-nba-2k19-gif-20993953

[grizzled meadow]

🤝

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/perfect-cell-ballin-goat-orlando-magic-nba-gif-10680045366341728277

[grizzled meadow]

Been posted at least 100 times

[drifting mantle]

Xal is afraid of y'all

Feet Cheese Spagetti

[fallow trellis]

Xal is afraid of disc*rd users

[grizzled meadow]

He should be

Bruh

[heady crow]

kill him falco

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/firebook-kongo-nigeria-gif-6324230472092404887

[ruby minnow]

this new gen is pussies bro

back in my day

we called mods slurs

[minor cypress]

Alright that was a little too close, my bad

[ruby minnow]

this new discordia members don't got nothing on ogs

[drifting mantle]

sees moderator

[naive bison]

anyone want an industrial boiler?

@coarse bear @river zealot wtf 10,000 year warranty

[coarse bear]

Haggle it down tho

[narrow lotus]

this shit belongs in fallout universe

shit collapsed but god bless the fusion reactors go strong

[naive bison]

i mean, does

vaults are operational in a lot of fallout games

despite being flooded like 200 years ago

how long after dropped bombs does NV take?

204 fucking years

and vaults with ghouls have fully operational doors

[narrow lotus]

to be fair they were made to stay operational as much as possible

[drifting mantle]

You can say a lot about Vault-Tec, but they build shit to last

[narrow lotus]

• many vaults didnt collapse right at the start of the war

[naive bison]

204 years zero maintenance

[narrow lotus]

some vaults lasted for some time

[naive bison]

204 years power still on

[narrow lotus]

the fusion reactors work like that yes

[wraith osprey]

Sounds like my golf 4

[narrow lotus]

thats the whole idea , they basically discovered infinite energy in the fallout universe

nuclear energy

[drifting mantle]

We should do the same here in Germany

[wraith osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1278041913827528704.gif?size=48&quality=lossless&name=JokergeNo

[narrow lotus]

first solve the immigrant problems , then tell me that

[wraith osprey]

Nuh uh
Riberal say it's bad

[naive bison]

...yet the war was over energy?

[worldly gate]

The ones that didnt had some kind of shitty experiment, yeah

[drifting mantle]

I wish we could... Too many problems at once, we're fucked beyond repair

[narrow lotus]

the war was over resources , yes , as always

[placid sail]

imagine someone like musk making modern vault tec bunkers that turn out as unsustainable deathtrap that flops even before the opening

[naive bison]

war over oil (for energy) but you have infinite energy source?

nah its not infinite bruv

[narrow lotus]

thing is they discovered how to make infinite energy , but in order to manufacture the fusion cores they needed resources

[wraith osprey]

Imagine you making a funny joke

[ruby minnow]

they didn't give it to anything else

that's why china attacked Alaska

[worldly gate]

Exactly
Plus a lot of the tech we have today wasnt invented in fallout's timeline thus making machinery in that universe much more bulky and power consuminh

[ruby minnow]

to take the last oil reserve in the whole world

[narrow lotus]

tensions between China and US were already rising for years anyway

[summer flame]

Fusion cores are "infinite energy" until I put them in power armor and it burns out in 15 minutes

[narrow lotus]

yes, the transistor was never invented iirc in Fallout universe, which is why TV is still black and white , while they have nuclear fueled cars

[placid sail]

that wasn't a joke, more a statement that project like that in modern times would most likely be a money leech with nothing to show for at all

also fuck you and kill yourself you rude maggot

[ruby minnow]

nope transistors were invented

[naive bison]

vacuum tubes in fallout 1

[drifting mantle]

Actually retarded if you think about it... One would think "we gotta conquer the stars" in order to get as many ressources as possible, once you unlocked infinite energy

[wraith osprey]

I know retard
I'm trying to imagine you making a funny joke inside

[narrow lotus]

idk smth was not invented

[ruby minnow]

i know the argument of transistors were never invented but they were

[narrow lotus]

It is an alternate timeline where nuclear power became ubiquitous and research on microchips and transistors didn't advance much.

[placid sail]

imagine yourself having any purpose to live, that'll be even harder

[wraith osprey]

Fucking fat bitches

Those are my orders

[summer flame]

I hate fat people

[placid sail]

the chance is fat too

[narrow lotus]

also why the computers are literally fucking big blocks and why the Pip Boy is the size of a box

[wraith osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/i-love-fat-bitches-goku-goku-ultra-instinct-rawzy-leonard-gif-24209671

[narrow lotus]

iirc dosent the Pip Boy have like 64 RAM or smth

[summer flame]

64 rams

Insane

[placid sail]

rare expensive high-end prototype versus regular sturdy for mongoloid use commonplace thing

[worldly gate]

And the pipboy prototype was supposed to be even bigger

[summer flame]

How do they fit that many in a pipboy

[narrow lotus]

In the Fallout universe, the Pip-Boy 3000 Mark IV has 64k of RAM. This is a reference to the Commodore 64, which also had 64k of RAM. Despite the limited RAM, the Pip-Boy can still perform its functions within the game's lore.

[drifting mantle]

Pull out the Pimp-Boy 3000

[narrow lotus]

so people using mods to make the pip boy into a PDA are retards

[ruby minnow]

Hiding my pimp boy while travelling in free side

[narrow lotus]

because LCDs were not invented iirc

[ruby minnow]

WHAT?

[narrow lotus]

hell not even close

Yes

[ruby minnow]

in Fallout 1 and 2 the pipboy is handheld

are you retarded

[worldly gate]

Funny how the pipboy 2000 was just a metal tablet

[drifting mantle]

I'm turning it into the old Pip-Boy 2000

[tight rune]

I love handheld pipboy mods but hate how it permanently makes your hp -1 to your maximum hp and kept showing the fucking health bar

[drifting mantle]

Fallout Smartphone

[narrow lotus]

this isnt a fucking PDA

[frail scaffold]

AND IT WAS COOLER

[ruby minnow]

you're talking about mods like tactical tablet

[worldly gate]

You had to find the geiger counter and motion sensor to upgrade it

[ruby minnow]

tactical tablet wasn't really made to be lore friendly

[drifting mantle]

Pip-Boy 2000 > Pip-Boy 3000

[narrow lotus]

yes , one that is the size of your phone

which makes no sense

[ruby minnow]

they aren't made to be lore friendly

[narrow lotus]

sure i guess

i can call them stupid anyway

[drifting mantle]

Actually fun game mechanic to upgrade that little thing

[narrow lotus]

turning fallout into tarkov also makes it lose the whole idea

some liek

[frail scaffold]

What the fuck are you talking about

[worldly gate]

Yeah
Radiation in fallout 1 wasnt called "the silent killer" for nothing

[frail scaffold]

Yapnation

[drifting mantle]

People not playing lore friendly mods are retarded

[tight rune]

This is your average tarkov fallout 4 mod list

[narrow lotus]

syno told me the PDA mod for pip boy is not lore friendly

Agreed

Tarkov Mil Sim mods that add current firearms from irl are also not lore friendly

[frail scaffold]

Ohhhh modding

[ruby minnow]

i mean as far as firearms go

[frail scaffold]

Fallout tactics used real guns

[ruby minnow]

a m16 is lore friendly

[narrow lotus]

Fallout world ended in like the 60s

[ruby minnow]

every game until fallout 4 used real guns

[narrow lotus]

yeah isnt that one like not canon

[narrow lotus]

real guns from the 60s man

[ruby minnow]

fallout 4 changed the whole theme of the game

[drifting mantle]

Fallout Tactics is a weird one

[narrow lotus]

like the service rifle is literally the m16

[worldly gate]

Fallout 1 and 2 having P90s: am i a joke to you?

[narrow lotus]

from vietnam

[primal rapids]

Day 2 of returning to monkey, I just realized the big bonk is so big I can't wear it on my back without it looking like it's stuck in the ground

[frail scaffold]

Goated one ym

[narrow lotus]

there is even a special m4a1 i think

[tight rune]

The P90 was made in 1990

Fallout 2 had a P90 https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/H%26K_P90c

[narrow lotus]

in new vegas

[ruby minnow]

with a acog yes

[worldly gate]

They even had a fuckin pancor jackhammer lol

[tight rune]

Every gun made up until the 90s is lore friendly

[drifting mantle]

Great game tho, yes.
Still weird

[frail scaffold]

I love midwest brotherhood

[narrow lotus]

probably just a case of Bethesda or wheover retconning shit

this gun never returned later , there was an SMG that had the same idea i think

but not a p90

it was a blocky one in new vegas i think

[tight rune]

Beth will literally retcon anything they don't like

[ruby minnow]

dude none of the real guns are returning to fallout

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-fallout-tactics-midwest-brotherhood-of-steel-brotherhood-of-steel-my-beloved-gif-14822851652947444739

[drifting mantle]

I liked the whole concept of it and wished other games after that would use it

[primal rapids]

They made a shitty legally distinct P90 that wouldn't even function

[ruby minnow]

bethesda changed the whole theme in a single game

and it sucks

[frail scaffold]

COUGH oblivion COUGH

[drifting mantle]

Oblivion with Guns (literally)

[narrow lotus]

not officially, there are allusions to it but modified to the lore

There is an AK in fallout 4

The sniper rifle is m700

The radiation rifle whatever is called is similar to the STG 44

[frail scaffold]

They have a knack for that unfortunately

[tight rune]

Woah anti matter fuel

[narrow lotus]

Kellogs revolver is a Colt Python i think

[ruby minnow]

yeah i know but still

like a few here and there

but not like a G3

or a M16

[primal rapids]

It's one of the many reasons I don't like Fallout 3 or 4. The guns are fucking atrocious and I don't want to look at them so I'd mod them out for other guns and at that point why not just mod FNV

[narrow lotus]

ngl they shoul dhave made it here where half of HK prototypes became viable

like the Walther p2000 or G11

[frail scaffold]

Gun nerds really are something else

[worldly gate]

Least with fallout 3 they somewhat tried to stick to the artstyle of fallout 1

Somewhat

[drifting mantle]

G3 was the assault rifle from Fallout 3 I think

[ruby minnow]

yes

[tight rune]

I wish FNV had more extensive weapon modification system like in 4

I hate the 3 mods only on guns

[narrow lotus]

man they barely had time to make the game

[primal rapids]

American assault rifle was a G3 and the Chinese assault rifle was an AK clone

[narrow lotus]

they had 14 months i think

[ruby minnow]

they sacrificed more guns for more mods

[narrow lotus]

fallout nv was supposed to have a lot of shit

[worldly gate]

And the chinese pistol was a clone of a german c96

[ruby minnow]

a single gun has 4 mods that slightly change the gameplay of it in fallout 4

in fnv there is atleast 350 different weapons

[drifting mantle]

Agreed, but without the retarded weapons from Fallout 4

[primal rapids]

Which is actually pretty fitting for the Chinese assault rifle because God knows they're creatively bankrupt and have cloned the AK.

[narrow lotus]

yeah u can turn any gun into a variety of things

like u can turn a rifle to a DMR or smg type

[worldly gate]

The combat rifle literally uses the same model as the combat shotgun lmao

[narrow lotus]

into a LMG etc

[primal rapids]

Then again, basically everyone in Europe, Asia, and Africa has cloned the AK so that doesn't make China the exception

[ruby minnow]

yeah and it sucks

you can pickup a pipe rifle

turn it into a revolver

a sniper rifle

or a pistol

[worldly gate]

Pipe weapons were absolutely worthless

Only good use for them was using them when you didnt had ammo for anything better

[drifting mantle]

Raider weapon... And not in a good way

[primal rapids]

All the guns in Fallout 4 are also monstrously oversized and left-handed because that's apparently the only way Bethesda could think of to make them work with power armor hands

[frail scaffold]

Fallout 4 combat rifle/shotgun makes my nuts retract back into my body i hate it so fucking much

I hate it more than the Lewis gun ripoff

[drifting mantle]

That power armor fucked with a lot of design choices

[worldly gate]

It shares the same model

They could literally use any other model for the fuckin shotgun, like idk a 870 or something

[primal rapids]

Also every single bolt-action rifle being left-handed makes me want to hurt someone

[narrow lotus]

they are stupid as well but i guess yeah , funny how on legendary difficulty the pipe guns still wreck ur shit

[worldly gate]

Funniest shit was the revolvers in the game ejecting spent casings in the earlier versions of the game like if it was a normal handgun

[primal rapids]

THEN, there's the travesty of the lever action rifle where any time you reload it, it reloads five bullets, even when you only need one, because Bethesda apparently can't comprehend the concept of a partial reload for a fucking feeding tube

[narrow lotus]

that was easily fixed with a mod

classic

[frail scaffold]

I hate literally everything about it

It looks stupid, shoots fucking 45 as its starting caliber (pretty sure i remember the sound of it never changes even with caliber upgrades)

[primal rapids]

Kellogg's revolver in the tutorial vault STILL ejects a casing

[hazy finch]

dude everything is able to be fixed with a 200KB mod thats the problem

[narrow lotus]

yes, bethesda sucks cock

[frail scaffold]

And its the endgame rifle so better get used to looking at it past level 20

Holy fuck i hate it

[narrow lotus]

creatively bankruipt and after their recent games, definetely lazy as shit

[drifting mantle]

For real??

[hazy finch]

pretty sure its only audio of a shell hitting the ground but yea

[frail scaffold]

That's fucking hilarious tho

Id leave it in

[primal rapids]

https://youtu.be/Z8zaSUvpe9A?t=49

[worldly gate]

They still use the same POS engine that they have, only just making it look fancier while also making it run like complete ass

[placid sail]

the only thing I mildly enjoyed about entire fallout 4 is the weapon customization and necessity to touch every local hobo in search for glue and radioactive materials to make some funky barrel or a scope

[drifting mantle]

Bethesda is so fucking lame... I can't even comprehend it anymore

[hazy finch]

the babys crying because he has to deal with bethesdas bullshit for the rest of his life

[naive bison]

that dog has the morrowind shield effect on it

[frail scaffold]

Dogshit fit

0 swag

[fallow trellis]

what

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/dumb-stupid-brainlet-wojak-meme-gif-17170021

[frail scaffold]

Whats lame bout it

[primal rapids]

I also absolutely HATE how Fallout 4 gives you a full suit of power armor and a minigun literally ten minutes into the game. In basically every other Fallout game, power armor is really fucking rare and basically endgame equipment, but here you go, as a treat

[drifting mantle]

Turning everything they touch into a retarded mess

Literally

[frail scaffold]

Fair

[primal rapids]

Like, if it was just an empty power armor frame or the shitty scrap metal raider power armor, I wouldn't hate it as much, but still

[hazy finch]

almost every game in the last 5-10 years has been designed to pander to "game critics" as much as possible

[frail scaffold]

F4 ruined power armor anyways, might as well give you it immediately

[fallow trellis]

dont dox urself

[hazy finch]

bethesda especially

[minor cypress]

I remember weapon customization being a huge selling point when the game dropped, then we just got abysmal dogshit

[primal rapids]

Don't forget the power armor jetpacks that utterly broke level design

[frail scaffold]

Just don't use it, its not a multiplayer game

[primal rapids]

Or the fact that you can't take fall damage in power armor despite a person in the BoS literally losing her legs over it

[placid sail]

I ignored power armor entirely at the few playthroughs I had

well except for the fucking mandatory section at the start that reeks of marketing

[narrow lotus]

same i did a lot of legendary survival and all i did was take the power armor to the sanctuary and keep it there

i couldnt use it anyway

[drifting mantle]

If you put a guy in charge of Storywriting, who's whole principle/philosophy is "keep it simple stupid"... You know you're already cooked when making RPGs

[frail scaffold]

They turned PA into a vehicle and its just SOOO boring

I hate it

[minor cypress]

Tries to add more survival aspects in FO4, only to pull this shit move

[shell venture]

played fo4 for like 4 hours and stopped

next day the update came

[narrow lotus]

and a deathclaw

[primal rapids]

On most playthroughs, fusion cores were just ammo for the gatling laser to me. Of course, then I ran into the issue of Bethesda being absolute hacks and it resulting in me having an inventory full of half-depleted fusion cores

[shell venture]

todd saw me playing and fucked the game

[narrow lotus]

ZERO REASON FOR A DEATHCLAW TO BE THERE

[drifting mantle]

Good Choice, the best even

[hazy finch]

holy fuck i completely forgot they actually fucked over their own game by updating it

[narrow lotus]

Zero reason for a Deathclaw to be in an inhabited place

[worldly gate]

He is just recyling fallout 3's plot into 4 and making less interesting

The current writer for fallout sucks ass

[quaint ore]

but buhthesda wanted to show off their new power armor system

[primal rapids]

I legit cracked up when they tried to scare you with a Deathclaw in the Salem museum after already having you beat the shit out of one in the fucking tutorial

[shell venture]

le mandatory update after tv show adaptation

[minor cypress]

All they had to do was have one of the faction dudes go "fuck off this is my suit, thanks for saving us, heres a musket"

[narrow lotus]

real + some of your companions like Deacon actually say oh shit this sounds like a Deatchlaw

[quaint ore]

Or just have the frame break

[narrow lotus]

mate can u not

[placid sail]

oh please supermutants are supposed to be rare as fuck at this point too, we're well past that kind of consistency

[quaint ore]

and render the armor unusable

[drifting mantle]

And I think that's still too nice for them... They're the worst of the worst

[minor cypress]

Exactly, but noooo, instant gratification strikes again

[frail scaffold]

Idk who greenlighted getting power armor instantly

[narrow lotus]

in fallout 4 apparently they were tested and released by the Institutte thats why u see them in Boston

[primal rapids]

There's no reason for Fallout 4 to even have super mutants besides Bethesda being like "BUT THERE NEEDS TO BE SUPER MUTANTS"

[frail scaffold]

Fucking todd

[quaint ore]

more like just bad game design

[worldly gate]

And the vertibird still having a functional minigum with ammo in it after more than 200 years

[frail scaffold]

NEED BIG GREEN ORCS TO SHOOT AT

[hazy finch]

i like modding fallout 4 to actually be a wasteland survival game (frost being a major mod i like to use for that shit) but thats about all you can do with the game after this many years just rely on 3rd party coders to add shit

[placid sail]

THAT MANY?

[minor cypress]

We could have had way more in depth survival aspects, tied in with basebuilding and a harder progression. But nope.

[primal rapids]

Honestly I'm surprised they didn't bring back the Enclave in Fallout 4, they've already dug through the bottom of the barrel

[quaint ore]

ngl I kinda liked the "Pre-war veteran put into wasteland" type shit, it seemed interesting

but by god

they botched it so hard

[drifting mantle]

That shit almost killed the whole game, right from the start.
Just another prove that they literally have no idea what they're doing

[placid sail]

"somehow, Master has survived"

[quaint ore]

BoS took the mantle of fanatics

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/somehow-palpatine-returned-template-blank-no-text-star-wars-rise-of-skywalker-gif-381304416067850242

[narrow lotus]

apparently yeah , they basically took bandits and shit , you can see them in test tubes as well in the Institute , they didnt give a fuck

• iirc , those Super Mutants actually kidnapped and injected other humans to become like them

[worldly gate]

Cant have that, gotta rip-off blade runner androids to try make some new faction be "interesting"

[hazy finch]

they kinda missed a pretty good opportunity to add a hardcore disease thats basically the FEV when attacked by super mutants or however they feel like making it spread

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/todd-howard-howard-nodding-gif-13246550

[shell venture]

"making fallout 4 better with mods"
look inside
modern warfare 2019

[frail scaffold]

Synths existed before 4 tho

[drifting mantle]

Yeah, I bet that would be his reaction

[quaint ore]

God I hate these modpacks so fucking much

[narrow lotus]

Yeah it was an inspired Choice i guess

[frail scaffold]

Bethesda still made em but still

[worldly gate]

Yeah but that was like
1 sidequest in fallout 3, not a whole ass game about them lmao

[hazy finch]

despise that shit literally every video is the godamn same kinda like mw 2019 ey?

[narrow lotus]

there is that Richter guy , Children of Atom guy in the DLC that was ex enclave

[shell venture]

"i only make the strongest aspect of fallout better"

[quaint ore]

there is no fucking way you'd have IR lasers and GPNVGs in a world where 1970s tech is considered magnum opus

[placid sail]

what, they got a complimentary fruit basket with FEV vials each after they were released???

[narrow lotus]

with tarkov UI and sounds

[shell venture]

tbh mw2019 had some fantastic models and animations

[frail scaffold]

Actually crying

[drifting mantle]

It's either that or they turn it into older Fallouts

[frail scaffold]

This fried me

[shell venture]

that's not bad

[narrow lotus]

that one idk if its explained

[worldly gate]

Goon mods or Tactical MW/Tarkov mods or fallout 4

Both going at 80 km/h, which is more fucking dogshit

[frail scaffold]

Making anomaly better with mods

tarkov tactical slop

[hazy finch]

gun animations suck and they've ruined almost every FPS shooters gun anims since
fucking wobbly hands like a kid with parkinsons aiming a water gun

[shell venture]

same thing with skyrim

at that point just play a dedicated game

[narrow lotus]

it makes Zero sense for Diamond City to be that "safe" in the middle of Boston where you have so many enemies around

[shell venture]

i do like them in the context of that game

[quaint ore]

trhe funniest part is that modern warfare doesnt even get how actual SF equipment looks in combat

[primal rapids]

I remember one modpack that tried to turn Fallout 4 into Metro in that you couldn't be outside without a gas mask or you'd start dying

[shell venture]

but otherwise yeah

[drifting mantle]

It isn't, but you could just play the older Fallouts

No one likes Fallout 4 for what it is, is all I'm saying

[placid sail]

some fanfic writers make more effort to create a more plausible world than this piece of shit

[shell venture]

i mean it's very different

[worldly gate]

Cyberpunk modding scene

Look inside

Just goon clothing mods or graphic mods

[hazy finch]

fuck now i wanna mod fallout 4 again

[frail scaffold]

Ofc not they come from airsoft ppl

[drifting mantle]

Retards are also very different

[narrow lotus]

Skyrim is literally fantasy female mods with Final Fantasy combat animations

thats it

[shell venture]

dude i tried finding a mod for male v
it was so fucking rare

[primal rapids]

Don't forget all the IRL car mods. Like holy shit there are so many BMW car mods for Cyberpunk

[minor cypress]

Which way western man, thicc assaultron or tarkov asset flips?

[hazy finch]

and one combat overhaul mod that kinda makes it like dark souls

thats about it

[frail scaffold]

UGHHHHH

Roll slop

[hazy finch]

im gonna blue screen that bitch

[quaint ore]

Reject airsoft slop, embrace tactical hobo

[shell venture]

imo before gamma and anomaly most stalker mods stayed "somewhat" in theme

[worldly gate]

4k fisto fully modeled

[narrow lotus]

Chaplain how much to buy a DSKh

[hazy finch]

4 billion dollar

[primal rapids]

Sorry, those are very rare and expensive, but here's four fucking M2's instead

[hazy finch]

half of that is in tax stamps

[worldly gate]

Bmws, porches or whatever tacky ass car they can shove in it

[minor cypress]

Modpack will either be muh realism suffering simulator or death by shitposts, no inbetween

[narrow lotus]

Mods car into Mustang

Immediately go kill people on the sidewalk

[frail scaffold]

Real stalker modding peaked at op2.2

Its true

[minor cypress]

Bring back the days of thomas the dank engine skyrim mods

[shell venture]

op2.2 is too much

[narrow lotus]

i think it peaked with GAMMA but that is just my opinion and i am not paid to sponsor the leader of this server by any means

[shell venture]

i like story mods more

[frail scaffold]

Take your sensitive ass back to lost alpha

[shell venture]

it's literal slop

[frail scaffold]

Ik

[naive bison]

A DODGE CHALLENGER?
AT AN AFFORDABLE PRICE?
SATISFACTORY

[hazy finch]

all of this aside there is some pretty cool fallout 4 mods that are worthwhile to install and fuck around with
one quest storyline that i can think off the top of my head is one that adds the enclave to fallout 4 and the questline starts with you unfreezing enclave members out of the cryopods in a vault

[frail scaffold]

But its a more fun slop than fartkov slop

[naive bison]

114.25 usd btw

[narrow lotus]

sir thats a Burago car

[shell venture]

new challenger

[naive bison]

is that a slur

burger car

[primal rapids]

Honestly, I kinda wish Cyberpunk had more to do with the Nomad scene. Fuck the neon lights and kitsch clothing, let me be a Mad Max biker-mongol raiding corpo transports for armor plating to deck my muscle car in

[naive bison]

from spunch bob

[narrow lotus]

u dont know burago cars

[naive bison]

i dont know cars

[narrow lotus]

jesus man what kind of sad childhood u had

[dreamy flax]

💱 9,000 RUB (Russian Ruble) :flag_ru: is equal to 175.77 AUD (Australian Dollar) :flag_au:

[narrow lotus]

go fuck urself

[hazy finch]

thats an rc car

[narrow lotus]

ye its miniature cars

but like metal ones with details and shit

[naive bison]

oh miniatures

[narrow lotus]

Yes

[naive bison]

no i didnt have specifically this fucking brand

retar

[narrow lotus]

dogshit country

[naive bison]

your fucking mother

[frail scaffold]

Guys it literally says rent in the url

Cmon now

[naive bison]

no

[narrow lotus]

why did bro post xvideos

[frail scaffold]

Whats that

[naive bison]

collective sauna championship

this gotta be a gei porn casting

[primal rapids]

Speaking of Cyberpunk, got the new ending from the PL DLC the other day. ||Why is my V so sad about losing his cyberware when most of it was passive shit that just made him harder to kill when going full monkey? It's not like they took out all my titanium bones and artificial muscle fiber and put regular meat back in there. I was like 95% robot by mass at that point. I'm either still chromed the fuck out, or I'm dead because they bricked my cyberdong. Which is it?||

[quaint ore]

$60,000 to $90,000

depending on the region

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-gif-19686992

[primal rapids]

Not that I usually go for that ending because the other ending is so much better. Instead of enduring a ||mandatory stealth section against a glorified janitor robot, you get to singlehandedly fight off an entire battalion of NUSA spec ops while hard music plays.||

[primal rapids]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-Gq3dbutcM

[coarse bear]

Just a couple copper runs

[paper schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/kasane-teto-teto-utau-vocaloid-dog-gif-15273741061326579394

[fallow trellis]

teto fans truly are deranged schizoids

[tight rune]

What an incredibly talented creature

[naive bison]

thats crazy

[coarse bear]

Gaslit into not having a pregnancy anymore

[glad carbon]

hiiiii dry

[coarse bear]

Hello

[drifting mantle]

Rimworld never ceases to amaze

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/717498714259980378/1379888434981900318/v15044gf0000d0dqac7og65ob9cfqgh0.mov?ex=685109ff&is=684fb87f&hm=c2a8e2aa8ad050eebdf313268aacbd6f0c1ae2fa1ac391e5491cfc0ccbe8ef7b&

[naive bison]

no as in he literally used magic abilities to abort the baby

[glad carbon]

hows it been

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/277500347516321792/1371480590284750948/1x.webp

[coarse bear]

Aight

[primal rapids]

I've been shamelessly sequence breaking and am now level 62 without having set foot in Stormveil. Do you guys think I'm ready for Margit?

[naive bison]

what game

[quaint ore]

elden bling

[drifting mantle]

"your brain is all fixed up now!"
"Thanks, wait... What the fuck?? Where is my Baby!?! What did you do??"
"There never was one... It was all inside your head"

[glad carbon]

nope

[primal rapids]

The game about collecting pieces of a ring so you can marry a thot except everyone ignores that thot in favor of the tiny blueberry princess

[glad carbon]

farm some more frogmen

[naive bison]

no the brain is still scarred

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-funny-wtf-wth-jesse-gif-17336046

[primal rapids]

The brain is wrinkled and bumpy, you gotta smooth it out

[drifting mantle]

[naive bison]

spread it out with a revolver

[primal rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/ranni-ranni-elden-ring-ranni-the-witch-shall-we-gif-25332678

[naive bison]

is that the back of a pickup?

based

[drifting mantle]

Did I miss something?

Elden Ring is about a guy named John Elden Ring

[primal rapids]

Marry the tiny blueberry princess. She murdered her brother and set off a thousand year war that ruined the continent, wife material.

(not even joking you can legit marry her in the game and the simps are real)

[quaint ore]

isnt that blueberry princess Marika

in a sense she was transfered to the body

[drifting mantle]

It is

[quaint ore]

so in practice you just married Queen Marika the Eternal

[primal rapids]

No, Marika is the golden milf that kicked out her husband Godfrey the First Elden Chad so she could literally fuck her genderbent self.

Ranni killed Godwyn's soul and her own body to escape being controlled by creepy fingers and then spent the next thousand years hiding in her mansion

[drifting mantle]

You're basically doing what Marika and Godfrey did, all over again... Just under the moon and everything is now blue instead of gold

[quaint ore]

George R.R Martin was on some shit

when he wrote the lore

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-funny-wtf-wth-jesse-gif-17336046

[drifting mantle]

Real Chads just burn it all away and choose Chaos

[primal rapids]

And that's not even going into the DLC where a tiny eternal twink used the corpse of one of his brothers to resurrect a DIFFERENT brother so they could get married. That's the actual lore.

But the corpse of the brother used to resurrect the different brother was also super into the twink because the twink is a master of the mind whammy and turned him into a yandere

[coarse bear]

Miyazaki confirming that you should fight for fertile twinks

[drifting mantle]

But you fight against him in the game?

[paper schooner]

bros

[coarse bear]

FatRaccoon has already laid claim for Flop so keep searching

[naive bison]

ANYONE WANNA SPEND 1.3 BILLION ROUBLES?

[coarse bear]

The courting rituals of the Lands Between may be peculiar, however do not be discouraged

[primal rapids]

Still beats the courting rituals of Dark Souls 3 where you literally stab your spouse in the face with a sword.

[quaint ore]

Yeah

Fuck that ending though

The only good ending for DS3 is just putting end to it all and snuffing out the flame

[drifting mantle]

Based, getting married and immedeatly divorced

Without paying anything

[glad carbon]

@breezy

[coarse bear]

[drifting mantle]

Breezy is no more

[primal rapids]

Your other options for Elden Ring are trusting the words of a man wearing a funny mask who communicates entirely through T-posing, or cursing everyone for no reason because the LOATHESOME DUNG EATER thought it would be funny.

[glad carbon]

I got a couple other users in mind too I wont call out

[primal rapids]

Oh, or the actual factual corpse fuckers.

[drifting mantle]

Or you just get intimate with 3 fingers

[frail scaffold]

its what miyazaki wanted us to do after ds1

😭

[primal rapids]

Yes, or you get fondled by the firey fingers and your other wife leaves you because she wanted to be the one to burn herself alive, not you

[frail scaffold]

firey fingers goated tho

[drifting mantle]

That's why you kill her first and visit the 3 fingers AFTERWARDS

[frail scaffold]

the whole world deserves chaos

[primal rapids]

There's so many options and all of them are shit

[glad carbon]

the world deserve eternal darkness

[primal rapids]

Just like every FromSoft game

[frail scaffold]

rollslop

[glad carbon]

ranni path for sure

[placid sail]

incomprehensible nippon lore, have a good day

[frail scaffold]

nippon lore im using that

[primal rapids]

It'd be hilarious if Nightreign was confirmed the result of the Ranni ending and the Tarnished and Ranni actually made everything worse after they fucked off

[drifting mantle]

May Chaos take the world!!!!

[glad carbon]

hi busy

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/madness-elden-ring-gif-27664820

[stoic girder]

Even taking Rannis path ends up with you rewarding a villain.

[primal rapids]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/e-7y3Xfgc0g

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/ferret-spin-spinning-right-round-gif-26206302

[frail scaffold]

i REALLY fucking hate how madness is the only status effect thats useless in pve

like what were they thinking

[primal rapids]

No, Deathblight is also almost entirely worthless

[frail scaffold]

oh yeah

but thats par for the course for "curse" in souls games

[drifting mantle]

Same, but there are still ways to make it work

[frail scaffold]

its always been like that

[eager igloo]

That's how I see you

[primal rapids]

Sleep is also almost entirely worthless except on a few enemies

[frail scaffold]

but it does MORE than nothing

and thats enough for me to be mad about

[frail scaffold]

its piss pyromancy

thats all it is in pve

[stoic girder]

I thought that was how it went.

[drifting mantle]

But still pyromancy! 👆

[primal rapids]

Really your only good options for status proccing are bleed, frostbite, and scarlet rot

[frail scaffold]

but they are more unique pyromancies

[frail scaffold]

but still

annoying

[primal rapids]

Deadly poison is sometimes useful but only if you're going for Kindred of Rot talisman or the Poison Flower Blooms Twice

[drifting mantle]

I'm just using the Blasphemous blade and larp as a vampire

[primal rapids]

Blasphemous Blade is disgustingly good

I stopped using it because it just felt boring and cheap to L2 spam

[frail scaffold]

thats

thats just elden ring man

this whole game is l2

[drifting mantle]

True

[primal rapids]

I'm currently doing a charged R2 build with the guts greatsword and Cragblade

[frail scaffold]

you can do that

doesnt stop L2 still winning

[heady crow]

good evening brainfart gang

[drifting mantle]

That's why I can't bring myself to play it anymore.
It's just boring now...

[primal rapids]

It's 8 in the fucking morning

[drifting mantle]

Even tho it was a great game

[heady crow]

kid called time zones

and mine is the objectively correct one

[primal rapids]

There is only American time zones, every other time zone is factually incorrect

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/extremely-loud-incorrect-buzzer-buzzer-sound-buzzer-jarvis-play-the-extremely-loud-incorrect-buzzer-sound-jarvis-gif-4937353270264763123

[primal rapids]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WaYCdQ8FOQ

[frail scaffold]

elden ring pvp nerds investing 0 points into mind and spamming cheated starlight shards acting like their build isnt cheating

[glad carbon]

hey cutie

[frail scaffold]

my brother in christ you got like 15 free points

[glad carbon]

house md?

[heady crow]

no, sorry. You got time tomorrow?

i dont have any work then

[primal rapids]

I don't understand the minmax mindset in a game where there is no level cap and it's incredibly easy to level up

[frail scaffold]

the same people from the last 4 games who thought 120 was a good pvp level for ds2

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1184597240791171092.gif?quality=lossless&name=gooning&size=48

[glad carbon]

no im busy sleeping

[frail scaffold]

average weapon requirment in ds2:

40 str
40 dex
40 faith
60 int

[drifting mantle]

PVP is shit in all Fromsoftware games, that's why I don't bother

[frail scaffold]

whats that a dryer vent or something

[glad carbon]

idk just looks like insulated pipes

probably water or something

[primal rapids]

It's even less sensible in Elden Ring where the game is open world and the enemies in the late and endgame are so overtuned and drop so many runes that there's no reason not to go to 150+

[frail scaffold]

elden ring went backwards on ALOT of shit

oh yeah and if you dont have 60 vigor? 2 shotted by most attacks

[primal rapids]

Go to the Consecrated Snowfields and Haligtree with 27 vigor, see how that works for you

[frail scaffold]

none of the fucking games NEEDED you to reach a softcap to be viable for anything till now

[drifting mantle]

Easy, just don't get hit

[frail scaffold]

Also why the FUCK did they let you drop items to players again

[primal rapids]

It also doesn’t help that the vigor HP growth curve is fucking whacked and doesn’t start really paying out until like 30+

[frail scaffold]

Omfg right

And ppl bitch about adaptability when you only really need like 5 points in it then you can ignore it for the rest of the fucking game

Muh adaptability

[primal rapids]

At least every stat is useful and we don’t have level sinks like ADP or vitality

I fucking HATE vitality

[frail scaffold]

Please can ppl start talking about the actual issues about ds2 rather than adp again

[primal rapids]

Exist for no reason other than to punish people who want to use heavier weapons and equipment

[frail scaffold]

Soul memory is obvious don't try it

No one liked soul memory

[primal rapids]

One of the best changes in Elden Ring is combining stamina and equipment load into one stat with Endurance

[drifting mantle]

Never played ds2

[frail scaffold]

L

[drifting mantle]

Because it's shit

[frail scaffold]

Cope n seethe

Probably likes ds3

Fan service 3

[drifting mantle]

I really just liked DS1

[upbeat steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/895347360572514364/1381602117407604846/brosneversellout_20250222_reel_3573349987956180753_1_3573349987956180753.mp4?ex=6851573d&is=685005bd&hm=c0426cf4143fc70d2fd94555186a9578eb1f70afb3128618b0bde8130c47afca&

[frail scaffold]

I can compromise with this

[primal rapids]

Glacially cold take about other FromSoft games, I hate the fucking stability system in AC6 and that they made long ranged builds practically extinct

[upbeat steeple]

dark souls 1 is the only good souls game its the only one that stayed true to the original cause it was the og

[primal rapids]

Demon’s Souls: Am I a fucking joke to you

[frail scaffold]

You can literally replace "dark souls 1" with any game series and post this anywhere as bait

[primal rapids]

Or even further back

[naive bison]

all DS games are same

[primal rapids]

King’s Field: Am I a joke to you

[drifting mantle]

Go back to sleep Grandpa

[upbeat steeple]

demons was loved because it was janky

[drifting mantle]

even older, holy shit

[frail scaffold]

Demons souls was their first real attempt at this style of game

Dark souls 1 is the game miyazaki wanted to make

[upbeat steeple]

elden ring is just dark souls 1 but breath of the wild

[frail scaffold]

The other 2 only exist cus of bandai

[upbeat steeple]

and demons was a scrapped project miyizaki was hired to fix no one knew the genre was going to become what it is now

and miyizaki made the 3rd game to fix the mistakes of 2

[frail scaffold]

What mistakes

[upbeat steeple]

sekirio is more of a rythym game so i cant really count it as a soulslike

[primal rapids]

Stupid take, Demon’s Souls is the Morrowind of Souls games and King’s Field is Daggerfall

[upbeat steeple]

and why do people play morrowind for the jank and to chug a million potions and rain down nukes upon cities its fun the broken kind of fun

[drifting mantle]

Real OGs Remember Lost Kingdoms from Fromsoftware

[upbeat steeple]

dark souls 2 did alot wrong from what miyizaki said in a press interview years ago

[drifting mantle]

Goated game

[frail scaffold]

Yet its more fun than 3

Curious

[primal rapids]

Real OG’s play the original AC games

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/ben-shapiro-walking-gif-21499133

[upbeat steeple]

well dark souls 3 borrowed heavily off bloodbornes pacing

[primal rapids]

Real OG’s fear any time the number 9 appears in FromSoft games

[upbeat steeple]

so thats why it feels bad to play but dark souls 2 tried to have the heaviness of the 1st game but did not pull it off at all

[frail scaffold]

Which sucks for a dark souls imo

Making it more bloodborne is why these games are rollslop now

It wasnt a good idea

It fucking sucks

[primal rapids]

https://youtu.be/_nCg1yCUOTc?si=EPw4_OREwlGEDB4N

[upbeat steeple]

the other end of that is bosses with really fast windup then a really slow down swing that speeds up at the last second

they did that alot in elden ring

either that or filling the screen with so many effects you cant even see whats hitting you

[primal rapids]

Yo dawg I heard you like input reading and delayed attacks