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if i lit my fucking free chromebook on fire and my mom beat my fuckin ass
i would deserve that
100%
I think you deserve it too xalrider
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any expelled
i was a good boy
better than nothing
i hope
that explains a lot
explains what
bz thinks you were beaten as a child
you probably were
but like
you know
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i wasn't

nah sorry they cant do that anymore
You wake up and your wallet is gone
FUCK YOU MEAN
ever since the no child left behind policy
the f students enter the workforce 
blame bush
what does this mean
l mme check this
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don't tell me it's to make kids pass

what is it then
Damn this gif is getting a lotta usage
it's pretty good
wish it was smaller like a sticker
It should be a sticker
isnt that the guy that made kanye "stop" being a nazi for like a week
crazy.
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who?
jonah hill?
Mr hill
Mods fucked with emotes a few hours ago, time to update the stickers!!!
oh kanye said he watched 21 jump street and said he doesnt hate jewish people anymore
thank u kanye very cool
My stickers 🧒

we should make our own tag
risky emoji
3 kys reacts
they love me
We need at least 3 more different versions of the kys emote, to really hammer it home to people
is too lame
need this as an emote
That’s a bit much
wrong
that's the point
you just saying that cause you a bitch
we need the bait ping from league
for small shit
the rope for political retards
riot changed the bait ping because people used it as a noose
not my cock!!!
Mods, new emote update please!
tyler the creator tweet
give me the perms to use it
No, a dude hanging in it is a bit cruel. The rope itself is a friendly suggestion
Ok man
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issue with rope is brainlet newbie retards would spam it and get it removed
all of knoxville
I mean, the question mark is an upside down hook 
knoxville when spiffo's starts roasting up bat wings
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friendly rope
for it to be friendly
it needs a nice big thumbs up

kill everyone
fatass
you smell
fuck you
whens the last time you showered
i can smell you from across the globe
yesterday
pathological liar
i agree
@coarse bear
so cute
WOAAAAAAAAAAH
CALM DOWN
@narrow lotus @river zealot @stone blade
Fuckin Lousiana cotton farm owner looking headass
Xal afraid of jiggling 
the humble yorick
...which ex?

Kim Kardashian is clearly a gnome wtf Kanye
Kanye's inside head must look like a never ending fever dream
I hope Kanye never goes back on his medication

every rapper as soon as they get signed
time to engage in watching vtuber drama that i already know about
while playing 7d2d and killing myself
why post this
Tards gonna tard? Its pretty stupid to do, i'd hate to be on that support team
How can anyone watch Vtubers? I wanna kill myself, every time I have to hear one of them... Let alone WATCH them

why do they use an avatar then
just show your fat titties

Clips from streams were fun sometimes

What does Shishiro Botan say when she throws a grenade? Poi!
Timestamps:
0:00 Poi
0:08 Poi
0:17 Poi
0:22 Poi
0:24 Poi
0:26 Poi
0:28 Poi
0:31 Poi
Sources:
Shishiro Botan's Channel:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUKD-uaobj9jiqB-VXt71mA
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umm like uhh
unsure what happened to my twitter account think ive been banned unsure
to be fair the account looked 1to1 with a random bot account
Hot Take - Vtubers that have their avatar as a sexualised child are mega weirdos and should be banned
Just use big titted 300% jiggle physics vtuber avatar like most people
Dont be a werido
fr
some of those child avatar vtubers lowkey have a cult like fanbase
not even joking
Idk, I like the Welsh guy cycling for his gremlin friend
its fuckin wild
ironmouse is chill like that though
tru
Pipkin Pippa fans are like
I genuinely find it hard to like Vtubers as much as vtuber fans
ironic talking about modern society problems when he is part of it
taking advantage of weirdo fetishes , i guess it is a hustle but i dont have to like it
Goes hard
thats the stream where she showed her feet pic on stream 
No longer goes hard
where is that clip of that vtuber crushing pumpking with her tits
Farm? 
bro think he steve jobs
mfer made some unfunny gta 5 videos and he thinks he's the shit
lemme actually check the kwebblekop channel
It's just sad tbh
the video thumbnails are as clickbaity as the day we lost him
but lemme just check the newest video
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

its so ass
I am willing to bet her boobs look big cause she is overweight
hold on who here was really into fat girls
Brainfart got dem chubby chasers fr
wasnt it like finland
No it's @wraith osprey
let a man dream
we all know this
ay @wraith osprey come get your gordita
@wraith osprey
Most tolerable vtuber
a vtuber model accurate to the IRL person never thought i would see it
bro I wish people in real life could attain anime proportions
Imagine a fucking dude built like Goku
there genuinely are like a few of them
but 
pause
don't type fucking next to it
very poor choice of words
how tf does this sound gae to y'all
Also MatPat from game theory got into politics now
hes gonna kill himself by the end of the week
crazy
Can anyone screenshot this for me
"Today on game theory we are going to find out what REALLY happened on 9/11"
pulling up to the function with the smith and methson
oh yea @narrow lotus we have a country exclusive flavor (i think) of monster called aussie lemonade when i try some ill let you know what it tastes like
thats just monster
show pic
Not exclusive, its shit.
Do not redeem saar
Just smoke cigarettes at this point
ok enemies weaking plates are cancer
aussie lemonade isnt exclusive lol
DO redeem
ok well nevermind then
What the fuck is austrailian lemonade
fuck knows
I have even more questions
i dunno.. piss?
I feel like no one calls it lemon squash, its just one of those bs things
Like tourists calling NOLA the big easy
theres like one drink that has a "lemon squash" flavor other than that never heard of it
its not exclusive
Based?
Real and true
Listening to m8 as we speak
It’s alright
@heady crow heyyy
hi hi
whats up
I'm so hungery
nm, just woke up a bit ago. Not sure what im gonna do before work and gym
I knowww something :3
crack
Yes fuck those minimum wage workers 
I dont see a universe where you have to fucking throw a whole cup of lemonade at a mcd worker
They are always nice
And whenever I had issues with them they would fix them quickly
You assume people need a reason to be absolute shitstains
Like sometimes they would forget something
Like instead of a double cheeseburger they would make a regular
And when I would tell them they would give a double for free

Mcdongle has good customer service in my experience
Stinker
Oh yeahm what if the ice cream machine is broken
But I meant that mcdouglas overcorrects issues
Like make you a new burger and let you keep the old one
I've seen men and women show their true selves against the ice cream machine
Some even that don't let me sleep
Never ask a man what he did for a Popeyes chicken sandwich

Chaos
Based Mods 
Oh I praised the mods
JANNIE ALERT 🔔
JANNIE ALERT 🔔
JANNIE ALERT 🔔
The Regime knows best 
First one would've gotten a lot more views.
Proof that Apple's Marketing team section for YouTube us retarded
i spy with my little eye
Proof that apple is retarded*
an airdrop
i was gonna
but then 7d2d

What do you call it, if something is especially retarded... If the whole thing in itself is retarded already?
the dragon has 3 heads
one to suck my dick
and the other 2 to suck my nuts
The lion does not concern himself with a cover letter
@quaint ore its time to bulk up reccy guy
Apple
It sucks too cus apple does genuinely make some cool hardware
Just tilt the plate slightly 
Then they shove it into a laptop with a fucking RIVETED KEYBOARD
the best part is that this is a russian propaganda post trying to make it seem like Polish NATO Troops/Mercenaries are doing bulk of the fighting
Wow really?
😭
Get a big enough gut that it ricochets into your chin
The text is in Polish
So like people with severe Autism... They create awesome stuff, but then fuck it up due to something like not being able to communicate 
Yeah fair, i can see it
Can't blame them really, retards are buying retarded products 
I need to bulk up because of it though, more fat means more survival vs shrapnell and pressure
I can actually blame them
Watch
Death before dismount and all so its not like ill be marching anyways
Pretty sure shrapnel has a harder time going through muscle rather than fat
Apple creates technology with planned obsolescence knowing full well that e-waste is the most damaging waste on the planet
While at the same time pretending to be a green company by not giving you a charger with your phone you paid 1k+ for
So kyriakos grizzly is the optimal male physique for war
Kyriakos is a god among men
Yet, "people" buy their stuff
It's a retarded economy...
Retarded customers, require retarded Marketing in order to make bank
Bulk up so much i wont fit through the hatch
Reminder that the EU forced apple to start using USB-C on their devices instead of that crappy exclusive charger port they had before 
Wont need to weld the hatches
Rare case of the EU being useful for once
The FCC aint gonna do shit cus all they do is gargle these corporations balls
I only expect the EU to make meaningful change
People like to bitch about EU all the time forgetting it's the only economic union which does something
I hadn't seen BRICS do anything big which impacted our lives
Ive often thought that it wont matter if i become a cripple. They can bust strap me to the seat and have a piss bottle there. 40k dreadnought type shit i become a part of the machine
We tried giving them a right to repair bill and they LAUGHED at it
Nothing ever happens
Dreadnought but we didnt develop hi-tech walkers and life support yet
Im waiting for russians to actually weld conscript in some busted t72s
Could be viable with leos since before the 2a4 they had a hatch on the loaders side for ammunition
Russians made claims about Ukrainians welding soldiers shut inside their tanks and blocking reverse gears
and then they made up stories how these tanks drove up to positions and were doing SOS signals via by banging inside the hull
you cant make this shit up
Lemme pullup with a radar just to figure out the morse code conscripts are banging inside the hull
@river zealot the odds aren't in your favor
Game
I love the smell of propaganda in the morning
Like anyone would let a tank get that close, or be able to hear shit enough to discern an SOS 
Russians make this propaganda for general populations which dont know shit about tank tactics
In todays warfare, you have little drones fly next to your head and blow up.
The last thing you hear is an angry hornet... The last thing the drone sees, is a human that can't even graps what's about to happen... Until it's too late
The future is now
Better learn to relish in this shit then
Hello
bakck
my discord block bypasser stopped working for like 5 minutes
was afraid i wouldnt be able to type half the messages in this chat
Dafuq is a block bypasser?
discord is blocked in russia
and i use a program to bypass the block
Damn, can't have shit in mother russia
yt also blocked
50% of my battery drrain on my phone consistently is a VPN being turned on

Can't we all just be racist and get a long?
Smh...
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very true

Why would you do something so stupid
@eager igloo
Shoutout to those recruitment ads hard selling people using gamepads at work
Gamers rise up
Would eat that
I recall trying an actual FPV drone controller
we do not appreciate things before they are gone
shit is VERY sensitive
i did
That would be unhealthy and unhygienic 
you dont grip it like a gamepad but grip the sticks with two fingers
washing machine ramen
7 days to die
hair cake
for more careful input

issa marissimo ayyy 🤌
No need to threaten a man like that
To think we'll have an entire generation traumatized by drone whirs and dementia parients ranting about skibidi toilet or some shit
The trauma activates, every time you hear a hornet
Surf the Kali Yuga
stop posting anime children
2 days to die

@glad carbon
LGBTR
would
House would 100% bully Hakase
i've got a desk safe to break
add the rope as an emote @grizzled meadow
otso do I use t-64bv or t-64a
BV
take the BV
for the love of god dont use t-64a
bv
Aww hell nah
why do they have child-bearing hips
T-64A is hilariously outdated
soon ™️
you playing hotmod?
west 81
ah
Amazon sued for emotional damage with every delivery
Just over 400.000 more years bois!
this is quite useful
Well thats a fuckin prediction
im hoarding too much shit
Not big enough, switch to the Ruins Greatsword
Why does he look like the Lieutenant from the Unknown Soldier
well, he is an officer too
wearing the old camo winter jacket
we had those in the armoured brigade and they were hella gucci
always in some hole, always angry 
this is @eager igloo btw
Literally obsessed with me
what game is this
Nothing out of the ordinary here
Rent free
Gates of Hell: Ostfront with the west 81 mod
I can't add an emote from there
I need it as a message
the btr 80 is pretty silly
@drifting mantle do /emoji enlarge
can the bmp3 use atgms
p sure ye
do the command
why is it not a png
This scene was lowkey unnerving when I saw it the first time
most of the vietnam part of the movie was lowkey unnerving
can u find one that is cropped and not a cum wall behind it
this is unnaceptable and under the standards for our server
me when 
our noose emote shall be perfect

only here and offtopic newbies are safe
finally a good mod decision

as well as adding 

The more kys emotes, the better
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My ass already got conscripted
Also USA might shut down the Libanon peacekeeping operation in the next reevaluation. It might be over for my future plans @quaint ore
bruuuno
Frotter
No tank warfare in middle east?
Anyways have a cool photo from 1990s
Apparently not for me
Im gonna put in my papers in for the next rotation anyways but well see
Also we got our soldiers wearing old style clothing for Lithuanian Wrestling tournaments
Zased
Lietuviškų ristynių federacija
slavic wizards
Gg
If the Emperor had a Text to Speech Device Episode 21
Original:
https://youtu.be/eG82ruvH0jc
garbblblblblblbl
Baltic in this case
Ofc the russian saying that 🙄
artem why are you making the mother of all sandwiches
I am a little hungry
i mean since we cant find killa in Subway might as well get sandwich
yeeehaw
half a loaf of bread
meanwhile my ass has an appetite so bad that i feel full from 2 sandwiches
Do gomad
of course it's your ass always obsessed with ethnicities
gon do that rn
Your ass obsessed with trying to claim other countries are slavic to get a reason
4 liters of milk
you're gonna wake up suddenly at 4AM shitting your brains out
Thats the spirit
it's the first word that came to my mind
I am eastern european, 75% of my fucking diet is diary
but it if it makes you feel cosier, sure
See? Its in your subconscious
a complete fucking indifference to any ethnicity or race is in my subconsciousness, bruno
No, bzeek
sigh
I will study your geniology and skull shape
Meat and potatoes type country
this reminds me of something
Bruno tessarology arc
That's a 10/10 sandwich
I'm a mutt with dirty blood and no clear genealogy
so best of luck with your gestapo endeavor, it may take a minute
so am I lol, I am part slavic, part baltic
first guy is the og voice actor 
Whats up my slavic brothers
the notion of having "clear" ethnicity in the year 2025 is comical and bizarre
what up slizza
How about that banya huh?
Who is the user on the left
let alone pointless to discern at all
i dont know much context but i think it was some conversation between josta and aldo and they were arguing if the person in the picture was a man or a woman
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thats me irl
do you have aids?
@placid sail is banya even a big thing over there?
of course it is
just lately while I was one some gathering, seen some guys discussing a certain banya with its features and actively salivating
Dont ask where I get my protein from
Only one banana?
not a big fan of public banyas myself, I prefer the cozy small company ones
More aint gomma fit in my blender
it haunts you
Id rather drink that protein than the caffeine protein powder i got rn
nah that definitely says "rape protein"
No it doesent
is that joker? 
bro did jason bourne enhance
Cockrider projecting again
he looks like karen down the road getting with the council on speed dial next time a hooner passes by her house
what does it say then
what's the cause of death? broken hip?
Grape powder, cause its grape flavoured :)
in all seriousness if real it's tragic 
where is the G
We smoking that IBM quantum computer
Up your ass
WHERE IS THE G BRUNO
@grizzled meadow what does taht say
Go looking for it there
osaka protein
can i post feet
At the bank about to withdraw all of it
Ban
I actually know that girl, or rather, knew her, since she's very... temperamental and at some point left the hood entirely
post fat tits instead
don't do it Falco
big crazy
I keep my Glock at the Vatican
oh god he found the dracula flow again
Only in the mods feet channel
the zaza is disrupting his circadian rhythm
I balled so hard they thought I was a nutsack
🔥
you are a nutsack
The rape protein mix is ready
🎪 Fartcula-flow
Bout to show the opps a smith & blessing 
snitch
bro we get it
Cockrider is obsessed
Wtf
ping more mods
is there a womens version for this protein shake
KILL THE SNITCH
no 
THROW HIM TO THE FURRIES
ping dry next to show him the funny joke
fuck you
IMPREGNATE HIM
chances are he will like it
Reminds me of a drink called ARD where you mix frozen dr pepper, gatorade, rum and a few bananas
Its nice on a hot summer day
I hope them aliens are real so that I have more things to fuck
it has the consistency of condensed milk
Its truly what I call
the Boar milk
also yes, it is called like this @naive bison
I got it on my birthday
is it a custom bottle that you use
or an actual product
that you can buy

custom, my friend bought a tub of gorilla labs banana protein and made his own label
kojombo the honorary member of tarantino club

ive seen some label similar
it had like
Rich Piana doing his hardest face muscle flex
looking fucking unhinged
and it was called something similar
Lune in clair obscur is barefoot the entire game 
i remember they had to photoshop her bush because she refused to shave
in my honest opinion
that was a waste of resources

we are reaching levels of freak that shouldn't be possible
what is that
Helios one
helios bombing the helios center?
Remove yourself rookie
Id ask how you know that but I know perfectly well
Cuddy is my favorite character in house md
Yes
especially the scene where she was in houses mind and she strip teased infront of house
They had Photoshop in the 80s?
Glad they did
Hair is disgusting
so dont even bother
I do not communicate with Wookies
hey man to each their own
flag of oregon
shit talks homos
does he know?
I have a boyfriend
What I always say when women take every right just because they are women
if you took it as that guy, as you said, "shit talking homos"
then idk what to tell you

oh thats professor paradox!!! I recognize that frame (minus the dumb face added to him)
nerd

every time i post something sam hyde related i scan the screenshot like 3 times to make sure there's no n words or dogwhistles in the picture
ass hair so thick you put diesel through it ,it comes out drinkable water

and I'm asking, how!! silly xal
nerd
that doesn't even make sense!
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Don't worry about it kitten
Why?
well you are saying i am "self-reporting"
cause i used the term
that didnt embed

smelly
Rip embed fail
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Muh cdns
i love the internet
you seriously need to put that grenade in your mouth and pull the pin
how do you keep misspelling "grenade"?
this is like the third time man

I'm sorry man 
all good 
@noble cape do you think there's a problem with the word "dogwhistle" or something?

You're just going to have to accept the fact that I'm going to mock you for something and you will have no idea why.
then i'll just ignore you

true and very based
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Man I love owning a subwoofer
"dog whistle" is the use of coded or suggestive language in political messaging to garner support from a particular group without provoking opposition.
But the term is also used by people, who can't disprove an argument and still wanting to shut it down. Claiming that it is a dog whistle.
I personally think the whole thing around that term is retarded and people who use it can't otherwise help themselfs.
dogshit argument
dogwhistles are a pretty real thing, i think people just pull the trigger too soon on them
iirc sam hyde had a skit
it was like
people dancing around with jews
what the fuck is globo homo
It's basically a big announcement to the world saying "I'm twitter brained please laugh at me"
and the skit would just repeat "jews rule"
it was later renamed to "jews rock"
that's 100% a dogwhistle

undeniably
Bro they're using language that is often used by people who may or may not agree with each other....
This is fucked up!
That would be a dog whistle in it's original sense, yeah.
But people often use the term in a wrong context... Which is why the term itself became fraunt upon
I don't wanna give exampels, because it goes too far into politics
ooooo you wanna love men.. oooooooo... twinks.. oooooooo ... @tidal trellis
like frota using it on everything
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Yeah that's kinda why I just left it where it was at and told him I wasnt gunna explain it to him
does it
Politics are fuckin cringe yo
thats disturbing
No it teaches them a valueable lesson
Flop is a known sleeper in class
reminds me of that one time i was on that one island
would goty if he says that in gex 2
@river zealot @stone blade
bro is melting
bro tired like he paying the bills
Little pula
alsi I know that radiator
triangulating your location as we speak
Saul GooodMan
If you're into Warhammer and don't use a 3D printer for your figurines...
You're either too rich or there is something wrong with you... Like... IQ wise
implying 3d printers arent expensive
fuck you
no one gets the funny gif if twitter wont embed it
stop posting directly from twitter
it makes the thing less funny
and it's too big
Compared to buying all those little figurines?
No, it's cheaper
if you buy a 3d printer just for warhammer maybe just rope and end it all
more useful for humanity that way
idgaf
you are posting twitter posts
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A cat still meowing is not cooked well enough
always called racist but never....a liar
he literally explains it in the video
yes
he knows
Plastic and cardboard crack
walk up to a girl with an amputated leg and ask her did your mother give birth to you on a minefield
wake up
@vale sand @fallow trellis @runic sorrel @wraith osprey @frail scaffold @shell venture @river zealot @narrow lotus
congratulations

Reminded me of this:
https://youtube.com/shorts/J3Tzps3yLkw?si=33ZIUS-fbUKC2K4e
Also damn that girl is cute 
she ain't got let you hit bro
but I agree , she is

bro
IVAN
MUST I POST EVERY GIF OF A DOG BARKING
THAT YOU HAVE POSTED IN RELATION TO A WOMAN
well well well
i get a pass
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