#🎪bruh-fart

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tight rune
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Call of Freaky

prisma venture
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why are they buying it

tight rune
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They are rotten

fallow trellis
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prolly cuz they can throw it back upon death

glad carbon
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Pay 2 goon skins

prisma venture
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why people play new games from EA and such

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the game just sucks

fallow trellis
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kid doesnt know any better

prisma venture
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onla AAA games i liked was stalker and kdc2 thats all

fallow trellis
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neglient parents

prisma venture
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i cant think on any other games that are good for something

naive bison
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by definition

prisma venture
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and doom yeah

fallow trellis
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its ZZZ

prisma venture
tight rune
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Probably meant Stalker 2

stone blade
tight rune
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Og games are clearly not 3A lol

naive bison
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unfortunate wording

fallow trellis
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wht wrong with it

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russian shit?

naive bison
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i dont think it is

fallow trellis
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man those bitches dont even have the letter Z in their alphabet

prisma venture
naive bison
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GSC is by no definition not a "major publisher"

fallow trellis
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probably looks liek this or sm shit $

naive bison
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it's that + big publisher

prisma venture
naive bison
pseudo robin
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Game studio funded by Microsoft isn’t AAA, what a profoundly retarded take

prisma venture
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it cost 60€

naive bison
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so?

prisma venture
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i would say it could be AAA

pseudo robin
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I’m saying you’re a fucking retard

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like usual

glad carbon
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It's AAA

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It's Microsoft published

prisma venture
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oh yeah it is

naive bison
prisma venture
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yeah

primal rapids
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Keep calm and look at this perfectly intelligent and functional dog

glad carbon
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Its literally day one on game pass, that's one for microsoft funded games

naive bison
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no it's just gsc

prisma venture
naive bison
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oh maybe

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idk i guess it is aaa

prisma venture
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well

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still

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one of few good AAA games

river zealot
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wait what

naive bison
river zealot
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he agreed he was wrong?

naive bison
river zealot
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impossible

visual stirrup
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according to the steam page SEGA is among the publishers

river zealot
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in japan land yeah

naive bison
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shoo

glad carbon
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Xalrider can never concede, he can only move goalposts

naive bison
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cant say that

river zealot
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its a slur now?

naive bison
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been since like ww2

glad carbon
visual stirrup
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mods

glad carbon
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It still is now

visual stirrup
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🅱️an his 🅱️alls

pseudo robin
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jap land

river zealot
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cant win gg

naive bison
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can you finish them?

prisma venture
prisma venture
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GG

prisma venture
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kinda shit what happend at end tho

visual stirrup
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the forbidden literallyme

pseudo robin
visual stirrup
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nice idea
but nobody becomes less racist in prison

river zealot
naive bison
prisma venture
visual stirrup
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unless bro actually went his whole life without interacting with a polite minority

pseudo robin
glad carbon
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Xalrider's literally me

prisma venture
river zealot
visual stirrup
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and you can't take him from me

dreamy flaxBOT
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📚 Jap, Japs

Word used by [Americans] during [WW2] as [an abbreviation] of Japanese. Often used as a way of insult to refer to the Japanese.

You F**[king] [Japs]!!

naive bison
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if i was you, i'd kill myself

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bought 1 coke with sugar and 2 without

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the sugar wasn't worth it

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it tastes exactly the same

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i love aspartame

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replace my bones with it

pseudo robin
prime zenith
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once you get used to aspartame its over with sugar

pseudo robin
prisma venture
naive bison
stone blade
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@narrow lotus why can only mods use the urban dictionary command

stone blade
glad carbon
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Stevia soda makes you feel like a bee

naive bison
glad carbon
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Sippin on flower nectar

prime zenith
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idk what stevia is

naive bison
naive bison
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iirc

glad carbon
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It's a plant pollen? based sweetener

prime zenith
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interesting

naive bison
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google says 50-300 times sweeter than sugar

glad carbon
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It's not glucose sugar

prime zenith
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wtf

prisma venture
pseudo robin
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It’s like sugar but kinda shit

naive bison
prisma venture
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heroin?

naive bison
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but yeah aspartame good thumbsUp2x

glad carbon
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It's way more potent that sugar so it's cheaper long term for manufacturers

prisma venture
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never heard of this

naive bison
glad carbon
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And doesn't give you bone rot like aspartame

naive bison
prime zenith
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just eat calcium

naive bison
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made up by Big Sugar

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(probably unironically) kekl

glad carbon
pseudo robin
naive bison
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nah the amount of aspartame that is safe is kinda high

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per day

prime zenith
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i love drinking 5 soda cans per day

naive bison
prime zenith
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wtf

naive bison
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i think you unironically die of caffeine before that

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before you reach unsafe amounts of aspratame for that day

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FOR THAT DAY

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NOT EVEN THAT YOU KEEL OVER AND DIE

prime zenith
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what about cancer will we get cancer

narrow lotus
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@naive bison i hope u fall into a Gravi anomaly

naive bison
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you will get cancer from everything

stone blade
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pov: flop

prisma venture
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i just do heroin way faster and claner

naive bison
prime zenith
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sure but some stuff give it faster

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ykno

naive bison
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the kpop epidemic has reached the girls in my school then

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it was over for russian boys

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we couldnt compete...

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it hit them like north korean poop balloons hit south korea

naive bison
pseudo robin
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Typical Russian L

prisma venture
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?
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glad carbon
prime zenith
glad carbon
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One diet sweetener actively raises hunger cravings in people who consume it

prime zenith
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anything else

naive bison
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i'm not clicking this snowbunny mindcontrol video

river zealot
naive bison
prisma venture
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just fucking drink water

prime zenith
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i dontsee that as bad

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cus i love eating

prisma venture
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and coffe with out suger geez

glad carbon
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No it means you're just gonna get soda munchies now

prime zenith
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i dont know these terms

naive bison
# river zealot

"say that one more time"
says it like 7 more times
"say that one more time"

prime zenith
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.urban soda munchies

glad carbon
prisma venture
glad carbon
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I want a treat every now and then that isn't 400 calories

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And diet soda works

stone blade
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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

naive bison
naive bison
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🖐️ peepostarechamp2

prime zenith
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just workout and you wont become fat

glad carbon
prime zenith
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very simple

glad carbon
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Straight up it just makes you hungrier

naive bison
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sweet stuff makes you hungry

river zealot
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protect big booty latinas

naive bison
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been like this forever

stone blade
prime zenith
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sweet make you expand

naive bison
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oh shit forgot about this

glad carbon
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Sucralose does it

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Stevia drinkers stay winning

naive bison
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also forgot how insanely pleasing vice city weapon icons are

visual stirrup
naive bison
visual stirrup
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it's just porn

glad carbon
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Aspartame homies on top

prime zenith
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i see cravings as a positive fr

glad carbon
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I crave shefy

prime zenith
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pause

glad carbon
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Not in like a carnal way I'm just gonna turn you into filet minion

naive bison
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what's your take fellas

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imo fc4 on top

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far cry 3 before it

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then 2

prime zenith
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so you are going to chop me up

naive bison
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never played 1

primal rapids
naive bison
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fc5 on bottom

glad carbon
naive bison
prime zenith
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fc2 on top

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everyone cry about it

prisma venture
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czechs at top again

austere shadow
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Enemies spawn everywhere gun jams all the time trash controls

prime zenith
visual stirrup
# naive bison who said it's a meme

the way shit like this is distributed and posted in places that are marked as "meme channels" or "meme subreddits" or whatever

and the fact that it seems to be labeled "Discord Memes" in the screen cap

naive bison
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"gun jams" just buy new guns from traders dumbass

glad carbon
austere shadow
naive bison
# prisma venture

finland ranks as the most happy, most racist, most educated, and most suicidal iirc

naive bison
austere shadow
prime zenith
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finlanders are so depressed they are happy

glad carbon
prime zenith
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its like 1 -1

glad carbon
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@heady crow real?

heady crow
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Yeah

glad carbon
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Also hi sweetie

heady crow
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Hii hi hey

glad carbon
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Would you wear that outfit I tagged you with

narrow lotus
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AH GGS MAN AH GGS

naive bison
primal rapids
prime zenith
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frota greeting like a grandma

heady crow
naive bison
glad carbon
wooden surge
prime zenith
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what if frota is a 65 year old groomer

glad carbon
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Hi lovely

visual stirrup
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femboy granny

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that's a new one

glad carbon
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Hi snookums

visual stirrup
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grannyboy

glad carbon
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Snookums sounds like a slur

naive bison
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laotians

prime zenith
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lotion

naive bison
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i didnt even know Laos existed until king of the hill

glad carbon
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Dumb whore

prime zenith
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wtf is a laotian

naive bison
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"so are you chinese or japanese
im laotian
from what ocean?"

prime zenith
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thought you misspelled

glad carbon
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Dude didn't see anything about the war in Vietnam

naive bison
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"laos
it's a landlocked country in asia
so are you chinese or japanese"

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love king of the hill

glad carbon
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Wasn't that like half ur cold war history class

prisma venture
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@naive bison that country in cercle is slovakia but next to it its CZECHS 🇨🇿 🇨🇿 🇨🇿 🇨🇿

glad carbon
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"WTF was our enemy doing"

naive bison
glad carbon
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The US

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They're still copig

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Coping

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"We won guys it wasn't a draw we won"

naive bison
prime zenith
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does he know chat

stone blade
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do the regular artyom and iedy ping

prime zenith
naive bison
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JUST A JOKE caught

glad carbon
naive bison
glad carbon
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I guess other north Vietnamese troops

prisma venture
naive bison
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IVAN NO

stone blade
stone blade
glad carbon
naive bison
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i'm 100% putting an air conditioner in my room when the house is finished

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im gonna die

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cant open window cause fuckass mosquito

visual stirrup
prime zenith
glad carbon
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Fuck allat

stone blade
naive bison
stone blade
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SAID THE POT TO THE KETTLE

glad carbon
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Just brush your teeth and shower

stone blade
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YEAH RIGHT BUDDY

glad carbon
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Sleep is for pansies

unborn geode
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guys, is it rotting

naive bison
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sometimes i wonder what people felt making postal 1

visual stirrup
naive bison
unborn geode
naive bison
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wait a second

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why are all the uh

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warnings in russian

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by the way the last 4 minutes of the video are a very sped up scrolling through all the patrons

prisma venture
naive bison
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he is an esteemed member of the merchants guild

prisma venture
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gib

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i sell at school

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make profiut

naive bison
prisma venture
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buy more cigs

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make more profit

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buy school

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burn school

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ez

unborn geode
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I recently harvested my salad, I can only recommend it to everyone. It grows fast and its free

visual stirrup
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we call that plant "lettuce" in english

unborn geode
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I call it salad

visual stirrup
heady crow
prisma venture
naive bison
heady crow
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??

prisma venture
unborn geode
visual stirrup
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the usage is highly atypical and isn't immediately understood

visual stirrup
visual stirrup
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chard ftw

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who knew beats could get even better?

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turns out their leaves are edible as well

unborn geode
prime zenith
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god dam

arctic pawn
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guess what he signed in the censored part

naive bison
naive bison
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I THOUGHT HE LOVES JEWISH PEOPLE NOW

arctic pawn
naive bison
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since he facetimed his daughter or whatever

unborn geode
prime zenith
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same here

visual stirrup
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it's those "false friend" cognates that get ya

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busy once called a radiator a "battery" because that's what it's called in russian

naive bison
unborn geode
visual stirrup
heady crow
placid sail
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it was accidental

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bad UHB

visual stirrup
# heady crow Alr, thank you

yeah, that's right

you english speaking europeans with your education need to learn how to talk gooder like us americans

visual stirrup
undone wave
placid sail
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yet I'm still ashamed and bitter

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it's weird how selectively we borrowed some of the english words

unborn geode
placid sail
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child me was very puzzled with english naming the little brochure as magazine

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because that's the word used in russian for a shop

unborn geode
visual stirrup
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fuckin french speakers must be on easy mode when they study european languages

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we all copied their vocabulary and structures

placid sail
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and journal instead is called "dnevnik"

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a fucking mess

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wait no

visual stirrup
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"journal" means "daily thing" in french, iirc

so that makes sense

placid sail
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a journal is a journal, but also a dnevnik, which is a diary

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oh no

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I confused myself

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what is anything anymore

naive bison
visual stirrup
unborn geode
visual stirrup
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girls have diaries
boys have journals

placid sail
visual stirrup
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and the "dia" part of diary means day
just like the "jour" (day) part of the french word journal

placid sail
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for you see, any pupil in post-soviet country has a dnevnik for school where they write in their hometasks and where they get their marks and reprimands put by teachers

visual stirrup
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yeah
we call that "agenda" in english now

unborn geode
placid sail
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ARE YOU YOINKING MY SPLOINKING

visual stirrup
# placid sail ANOTHER WORD

listen
it's not my fucking fault that our slavic ancestors decided to use the same word for arm/hand, ladder/stairs, etc.

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the english dub of metro 2033 still has a voiceline that says "stairs" when there is only a ladder

placid sail
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oh my god

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we don't have a word for a ladder

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I'm dissociating again fuck you

unborn geode
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ladder/stairs is pretty fucking nutsKekSkew KekSkew KekSkew

placid sail
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but there is a word for a stepladder!

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but not a ladder!

unborn geode
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for arm/hand I have understanding

eager igloo
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Skill issue

naive bison
placid sail
unborn geode
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Poland are likeable

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Many truck drivers come to us from Poland

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nice folks

upper gulch
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poland not likeable

upper gulch
visual stirrup
upper gulch
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we also dont have this problem because we have multiple words for ladder

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and stairs

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stepnica, stuba

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ljestve, merdevine

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russian just sucks

visual stirrup
heady crow
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Yeah we dont have that problem either

heady crow
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Did

upper gulch
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i use to live in america\

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i wouldnt learn english if not for that

heady crow
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Did those all send all at once

upper gulch
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english fucking sucks

stoic girder
upper gulch
unborn geode
upper gulch
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the only part of america i like was washingtoin

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washington

unborn geode
primal rapids
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I used to live near LA. Great weather, horrible people, horrible traffic

austere shadow
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Watafak

austere shadow
primal rapids
upper gulch
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idk what is enjoyable about sunny weather

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you have to wear less clothes and you cant make outfits as good that layer, if youre white you have to wear sunscreen sometime, it usually is just humid as shit and feels like youre bathing in slime

primal rapids
upper gulch
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no it isnt

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everything is worse than snow

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0c and below is the best temperatures

visual stirrup
upper gulch
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living in the south was fucking hell

primal rapids
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Do you have to shovel and plow a long-ass gravel driveway constantly?

visual stirrup
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also important for your health

upper gulch
upper gulch
primal rapids
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That’s probably why you don’t hate snow.

visual stirrup
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you asked

upper gulch
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just means you should be like us and stop using driveways

primal rapids
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Sure, let me just move my house closer to the road

upper gulch
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thank you

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gosh

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it was such a eyesore back there

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now it looks beautiful and perfect

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regardless though only time we use the car is if we are lazy or traveling to a different city

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most places are walkable at least from some parts of rural area

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so it wouldnt be that much of issue anyway

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america sucks at walkable places though

primal rapids
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I live in bumfuck nowhere, there are no sidewalks, only road, dirt, trees, and more trees.

upper gulch
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yea that does suck with america

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i really hate americas suburbs

primal rapids
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And also wendigos but I have formed an uneasy alliance with them against the feds

upper gulch
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thats true

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ton of cryptids there

prime zenith
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you guys dont like walking

upper gulch
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americans hate walking

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why do you think they all are fat

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and their cities are not walkable

prime zenith
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hestrue

visual stirrup
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vicious cycle

primal rapids
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I like walking, I just don’t like walking enough to walk for hours to the nearest store and back

stoic girder
upper gulch
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meanwhile all of our cities are relatively connected even in the outskirts of the city because our rural area is connected onto the city and not 4 hours away from it CluelessBlind

prime zenith
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🧀

austere shadow
prime zenith
visual stirrup
# visual stirrup vicious cycle

americans make cities even worse
city grows, people drive more
need more parking lots and roads to deal with the traffic
breaking aprt the city further and making everything more distant

rinse, repeat

upper gulch
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nah is bosnia

visual stirrup
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one more lane bro

prime zenith
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looked like prizren

visual stirrup
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we just need one more lane, bro

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and traffic will be solved

upper gulch
visual stirrup
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just one more lane, bro, I swear

upper gulch
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but all of that region have the same architecture really

prime zenith
upper gulch
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idk if albania proper does though

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ive never been

prime zenith
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idk about albania but kosovo does

upper gulch
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usually

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idk let me look up a town in albania

upper gulch
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yea albania has same architecture it looks like

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just a shared balkan miracle

prime zenith
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never go to durres beach

upper gulch
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why

prime zenith
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disgusting water

high wing
upper gulch
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like how bad

prime zenith
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burns yo eye

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was black

upper gulch
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wild

prime zenith
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only durres tho

upper gulch
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i recommend people to go to the only coastal city we have

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its pretty

prime zenith
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looks nice

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hopefully i dont step on a landmine in the forest

upper gulch
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neum doesnt have any

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mostly just inside bosnia that has them

prime zenith
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CatWisdom alright

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is it normal to hear that sm1 died from mine

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or do you have warning signs everywhere

upper gulch
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neither

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its not that common anymore

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in early 2000s it was bad

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it was like 70-40 people being injured from mines a year

prime zenith
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for sure

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disaster

upper gulch
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now the highest in last like 10 years was a high of 12

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and low of 1

prime zenith
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so i wont enter any forest to be safe

upper gulch
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my city is one of the most dangerous for landmines and we rarely have anything happen from them

prime zenith
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do bosnians like albanians

upper gulch
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the city is like literally surrounded by mines

upper gulch
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they usually do if its for hiking

prime zenith
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ah

upper gulch
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depends if youre meaning bosniaks or bosnians

prime zenith
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sounds like one is serb one is not

heady crow
upper gulch
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bosniak is the non serbian non croatian ethnic group of bosnia

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bosnian can mean bosniaks, bosnian serbs, bosnian croats

prime zenith
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i see

upper gulch
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if you mean bosniaks then we usually either like albanians or dont care

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some people maybe like them for being "muslim brothers" but i dont think most would care

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i dont care about albanians

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theyre not bosnians

prime zenith
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im asking cus i always fit in with bosnians in sweden

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albs and bosnians fit well

upper gulch
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i dont consider those bosniaks

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most bosniaks outside of bosnia i dont consider bosniaks

prime zenith
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why

upper gulch
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most have completely left their culture behind

prime zenith
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nahh i think a lot follow cultures

visual stirrup
# heady crow

infantry school is gonna have to have classes given by vtubers with subway surfers gameplay in the background

upper gulch
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they dont

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the one thing that theyll follow is just giving themself the title of being a muslim

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and that is basically it

prime zenith
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hahah

visual stirrup
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imagine arriving to basic training and one of your drill sergeants is a vtuber on a laptop or something

prime zenith
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ok that might be true

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cus i know they eat pork and call themselves muslim

upper gulch
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they dont care about the rituals or about the history or anything

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they just want to wave a flag with a yellow lilly on it and say theyre muslim and a bosniak

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but they dont even know what they are proud of

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i doubt any of them know the actual history of bosnian kingdom or of tvrtko or hussein kapetan or any of the like bosnian "legends"

prime zenith
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we have lecture for our home language in school

upper gulch
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they wouldnt even know our traditional dress, they would think our actual traditional dress is dimije

prime zenith
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and you learn history etc

upper gulch
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the bosnian kingdom is not really known outside of bosnia so i doubt they would teach it to them

prime zenith
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I think you are right tho cus i had two bosnian friends from 2 different schools that werent really bosniaks as you say

upper gulch
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yea it is true for most outside of bosnia

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even inside bosnia tbh

deep topaz
upper gulch
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people literally just know the turkish parts of us and dont know about us as bosniaks

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like this is our actual traditional clothing in bosnia

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but most bosnians will associate it with

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dimije

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which came from turkish period

prime zenith
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ah we have that aswell

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dimije

upper gulch
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ya it is from ottomans

prime zenith
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makes sense

upper gulch
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which isnt a bad thing

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like im not anti ottoman

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but its a big issue in bosnia of neo ottomanism

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and its really angering

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because the ottomans were not awesome people they literally took our people as janissaries

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like they literally invaded us and took over our king who was a bosniak and then replace our government with being part of the ottoman system

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they were not some liberating freedom spreading army for bosnia

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we were free for hundreds of years prior to ottomans

prime zenith
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unfortunately war is war

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but I get it

heady crow
upper gulch
heady crow
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The crowdfunding campaigns for more gear would go crazy though

prime zenith
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yes

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balkan people are known for wanting to shed blood for no reason

upper gulch
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a lil

prime zenith
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I think its getting better doe

upper gulch
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not for here

prime zenith
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with new gens

upper gulch
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its getting worse

prime zenith
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damn

upper gulch
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yk how bosnia is split in a two system right

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two entity system

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one entity controls BiH and other controls RS

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bosnia and hercegovina and republika srpska

prime zenith
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I have heard a lil

upper gulch
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this is how bosnia looks on political level

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the government that controls republika srpska is pretty much just authoritarian

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they keep pushing more and more control for the government and pro serbian retoric into RS

prime zenith
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yeah that looks shitty

upper gulch
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to the point of where their leader has literally talk before about splitting from BiH

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obviously he wont because serbia the country already say they wont back him

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and if he doesnt have daddy to run to for military he wont do it

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but the fact he suggests it in public is showing that it isnt getting better

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and how his government is becoming more authoritarian is making it worse

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they are even worse than the actual country of serbia

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serbia at least say srebrenica as a "crime" (even though they dont accept as a genocide which is not good)

arctic pawn
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@worldly gate

upper gulch
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but RS just say it doesnt even happen

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and they put up a sign in our town and i think in all of the big towns in RS that says "we are not genocide people"

prime zenith
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lol

upper gulch
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its wild

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i hate it

visual stirrup
upper gulch
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i wish the entity didnt even exist

prime zenith
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mfs who want to ethnic cleanse say we dont genocide

upper gulch
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ya

prime zenith
upper gulch
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pretty much

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RS even got the israel palestinian conflict involved into bosnias politics

prime zenith
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ah hell naw

upper gulch
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because RS supports israeli side and bosniaks as a people generally favor palestine (the bosnian government is kind of split on it though)

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so they have been starting to say things with israel and talks with israel

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the leader of RS said that serbians could learn everything from the jews because of their resistance against enemies

prime zenith
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???

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"resistance"

upper gulch
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its crazy how far they take everything out of context

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RS has literally framed it to where they are the jews as serbians and bosniaks and croatians are yk who

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i mean croatians maybe because of yk.. but

prime zenith
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balkans will never find peace

upper gulch
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bosnian politics are a carnival because of RS

upper gulch
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live life as it comes

prime zenith
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foreign forces causing havoc in our regions

upper gulch
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isnt a suprise

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you are albanian right or kosovo

prime zenith
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kosovo

worldly gate
upper gulch
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yea you of all people would understand

prime zenith
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full blood but born in sweden

upper gulch
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ahhhh

visual stirrup
# visual stirrup

I feel like older media being used as meme fodder is a sign that current media is getting worse and worse

prime zenith
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grandpa was in war doe

upper gulch
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what about your dad

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your grandpa was fighting in 1999 damn respect for him

prime zenith
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nah after grandpa was done they settled in sweden

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and everyone else came

upper gulch
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i see

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hopefully they are fine now

prime zenith
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he lived til 80 i think thats pretty good

upper gulch
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that is

prime zenith
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but died like 13 years ago

upper gulch
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i think most of ours usually go at like 60-70

upper gulch
prime zenith
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thank u

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he was chill

upper gulch
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yea most old balkan men are chill till you get them talking about politcs or give them bottle of rakija

prime zenith
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you can probably find him in some newspaper that hes a hero if you dig good enough

prime zenith
upper gulch
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ehhhhh

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good that you like eggs i guess

primal rapids
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But what style of eggs

prime zenith
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we only make 2 style of eggs

upper gulch
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good question

prime zenith
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boiled and yellow

primal rapids
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Because I’m an impatient hack that only bothers with scrambled eggs

upper gulch
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thats nasty

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scrambled eggs are disgusting

prime zenith
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scrambled eggs but not scrambled

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das how i do it

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we*

upper gulch
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the only way i can eat eggs is shakshuka

prime zenith
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interesting

prisma quartz
upper gulch
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im mixed with them both so i have both

prisma quartz
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your way

upper gulch
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it depends how i feel

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but

prisma quartz
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the right way tbh is scrambled with onions and tomatoes

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the weird moroccan way sucks

prime zenith
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the right way is , put egg in plate mix with salt put in pan and let it cook

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done

upper gulch
# prisma quartz how do you make it?

just take can of tomatos or you can cut up fresh tomatos, get onion and red pappers, fry them together then throw into it the tomatos and garlic and let it cook down for bit. for more syrian style i add in olives and and 7 spice and crack into it eggs. for bosnian style i add in ajvar and then add the eggs in

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idk if you know what ajvar is or not

prisma quartz
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do you leave the eggs intact?

upper gulch
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yea

prisma quartz
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smh my head

upper gulch
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i dont like texture of scrambled eggs

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is a nasty texture

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then just eat it with somun or leinja

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lepinja

prime zenith
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no vro

upper gulch
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yes vro

prime zenith
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you eat tomato ajvar cheese olives to the side

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not inside the egg

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what da hell

upper gulch
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no you have that to the side WITH the shakhshuka

prime zenith
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pickles

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pepper

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mmm

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turshi

upper gulch
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yummy

idle veldt
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Turshi

upper gulch
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im assuming thats tursija

visual stirrup
upper gulch
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tursija

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pickled vegtables

prime zenith
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ya

prisma quartz
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fermented or with vinegar?

prime zenith
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mamas turshi

upper gulch
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i like pickled beets the most tbh

prisma quartz
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we just call any pickle turshi

upper gulch
prime zenith
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my favorite is the pickled uhh

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peppers idk name

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wide ones

upper gulch
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what is colour

prime zenith
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green yellow

upper gulch
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i think ik what you mean

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idk the name either though

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we dont name stuff by the pepper

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its all just paprike

idle veldt
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Just saw a huge ass rat run across the road and pass me

upper gulch
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rats are cute

prime zenith
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yellow ones

upper gulch
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i like them

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beets though have more of a soil taste

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and i think the vinegar is good with that

prime zenith
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idk if ive had beets

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pickled

upper gulch
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theyre good

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you should try

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i like eggplant as well

prime zenith
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maybe i have in restaurants

upper gulch
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carrots

prime zenith
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im an all eater so ill probably enjoy all of them

upper gulch
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same

prime zenith
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(most eater)

upper gulch
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only thing i dont really like is eggs tbh

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i eat pretty much everything else

prime zenith
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damn

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balkan mfs not liking eggs will be a mystery for me

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i grew up with my chickens

upper gulch
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i like eel

prime zenith
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daily fresh eggs in the morning

upper gulch
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dalmatia has a good eel dish

prime zenith
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eel wtf

upper gulch
prime zenith
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who eats eel

upper gulch
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they dont have a good texture

upper gulch
prime zenith
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sounds like medieval name

upper gulch
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its made with eel

prime zenith
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cus of the sea then

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i see

upper gulch
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yes

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theyre right on the sea

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so they have jegulja

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european eel

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its kind of like some fish

prime zenith
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interseting

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we eat salmon and tuna in swede

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yummers

upper gulch
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yum

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i dont like to cook salmon though

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i can never get it to actually take up flavor

prime zenith
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we oven them

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with the dill sauce

upper gulch
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that sounds pretty good

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i would eat that

prime zenith
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much easier

upper gulch
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just cover it in vegeta

prime zenith
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hahahah

visual stirrup
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eel is supposed to be a good source of healthy fat

prime zenith
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you know it

upper gulch
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yup

upper gulch
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its like a chewy fish

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if you ever have eaten a firmer chewy fish it is like that texture

prime zenith
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i have had squid

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(yuck)

upper gulch
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i like squid

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it is really really chewy though

prime zenith
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maybe if you cover it in vegeta

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otherwiseno

upper gulch
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TRUE

prime zenith
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hahah

upper gulch
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what cant be made better by vegeta doesnt exist

prime zenith
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my mom never uses salt for anything

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only vegeta

upper gulch
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yup

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good

prime zenith
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(i know its mostly salt)

upper gulch
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MSG

prime zenith
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whats smg

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msg

upper gulch
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i dont think it has much salt im pretty sure its msg

upper gulch
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did that help

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😌

prime zenith
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sodium maybe but not rest

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is it salt or not

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a form of salt

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better salt?

upper gulch
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it is a salt but its not table salt

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its like

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its different composition of table salt

visual stirrup
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table salt is sodium chloride

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but there are lots of chlorides

upper gulch
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yes

visual stirrup
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there is even a "low sodium" salt that is half potassium chloride

upper gulch
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monosodium glutamate is just the bonding of a sodium atom to a amino acid

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and theyre positive and negative

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so it bonds as a salt

prime zenith
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hmm

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interesting

upper gulch
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making monosodium glutamate

prime zenith
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alright my question is

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is it more healthy or not

upper gulch
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eh

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it is safe

prime zenith
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maybe thats why we have all kinds of sickness in balkans

upper gulch
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nah it doesnt give sickness

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the amino acid glutamate that the sodium is with doesnt cause any issues when you eat it as monosodium glutamate

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if you eat MSG it doesnt increase the amount of glutamate you have in your brain or do any shit to your brain which is what people use to accuse MSG of messing with

prime zenith
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i see

upper gulch
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i think all of what i just said was non sense to you no

prime zenith
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well i partly understand

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they accused our beloved special salt of doing something it not did

upper gulch
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yes

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like they always do

prime zenith
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they are afraid of the power it gives us

upper gulch
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anyway you can imagine it like salt it has sodium in it and it has similar solid as salt

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the difference is that

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table salt is a bond between a sodium and a chloride

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and msg is sodium bonded to a glutamate

prime zenith
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aha

upper gulch
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which is a amino acid

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this guy

prime zenith
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yeah

upper gulch
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yup makes lot of sense yes

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anyway its better salt

prime zenith
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thats all i wanted to know

upper gulch
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its in vegeta

prime zenith
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if its better

upper gulch
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no no

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better tasting

prime zenith
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oh

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we know that

upper gulch
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idk if it is better for you to not

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i dont think it is worse

prime zenith
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who care

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me man me eat

upper gulch
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exactly

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dont care about what you eat

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care about how you feel after you eat

tight rune
proven crown
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Hope might be fundamental, but you can't eat hope.

prime zenith
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just drink some potassium

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and ur fine

tight rune
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It is human to be hopeful and have hope

ruby minnow
prime zenith
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its human to feel everything

tight rune
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I am feeling it I am feeling It aauuuughhhhhh

visual stirrup
# prime zenith just drink some potassium

potassium supplements are fucking deadly
you can buy potassium citrate as a dietary supplement, but the serving sizes are absolutely tiny

a guy put a scoop of it into his shake (he mixed it up, he thought it was creatine) and had like a dozen heart attacks in an hour

prime zenith
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i meant as in

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put lemon in water

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rf

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fr

visual stirrup
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most "potassium supplements" in pill form only provide 2% dv due to regulation

prime zenith
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lol

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fuck am i gonna do with 2%

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just eat a potato

worldly gate
proven crown
visual stirrup
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I was sure that chubby emu had a video about it

stoic girder
primal rapids
stoic girder
visual stirrup
quartz ridge
visual stirrup
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iedy's downfall

drifting mantle
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Aww man, I didn't see it!

trim pulsar
drifting mantle
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Was it cringe?

trim pulsar
visual stirrup
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the detail?

trim pulsar
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detail kekfacepalm

visual stirrup
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it isn't a fucking offense to write it out

visual stirrup
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was there something other than the obvious shitty joke?

trim pulsar
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i already got 3 warnings from 3 different servers KekSkew