#🎪bruh-fart
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why are they buying it
They are rotten
prolly cuz they can throw it back upon death
Pay 2 goon skins
kid doesnt know any better
onla AAA games i liked was stalker and kdc2 thats all
neglient parents
i cant think on any other games that are good for something
is stalker even AAA?
by definition
and doom yeah
its ZZZ

Probably meant Stalker 2
@narrow lotus @river zealot
Og games are clearly not 3A lol
unfortunate wording
man those bitches dont even have the letter Z in their alphabet
GSC is by no definition not a "major publisher"
probably looks liek this or sm shit $
thats what google gave me
Game studio funded by Microsoft isn’t AAA, what a profoundly retarded take
what
i would say it could be AAA
You just said that
It's AAA
It's Microsoft published
oh yeah it is
it is?
yeah
Keep calm and look at this perfectly intelligent and functional dog
Its literally day one on game pass, that's one for microsoft funded games
no it's just gsc
yup thats how i played it
wait what
and i still know fuckall about it
he agreed he was wrong?

impossible
according to the steam page SEGA is among the publishers
in japan land yeah
shoo
Xalrider can never concede, he can only move goalposts
its a slur now?
It was in the 40s
mods
It still is now
🅱️an his 🅱️alls
jap land
cant win gg
there's a lot of blanks in that gif with dumbledore
can you finish them?

GG
great movie
kinda shit what happend at end tho
the forbidden literallyme
the fat dude from my name is earl singing in the car is unironically hilarious
nice idea
but nobody becomes less racist in prison
yes
yeah thats true you literally either become racist or everyone hates you

nice idea but yeah when you get raped by your home boys its kidna get stupid
unless bro actually went his whole life without interacting with a polite minority
I have a clip of it saved somewhere but it’s too based for this chat
Xalrider's literally me
u know my DMs are allweys open
look man, doing adik might have fucked my mental a bit
📚 Jap, Japs
Word used by [Americans] during [WW2] as [an abbreviation] of Japanese. Often used as a way of insult to refer to the Japanese.
You F**[king] [Japs]!!
?
if i was you, i'd kill myself
bought 1 coke with sugar and 2 without
the sugar wasn't worth it
it tastes exactly the same
i love aspartame
replace my bones with it

It says it exceeds file size limit
once you get used to aspartame its over with sugar

ahh its okey.. you know what people are runing this 🧃
Stevia
@narrow lotus why can only mods use the urban dictionary command

Stevia soda makes you feel like a bee
what is stevia
Sippin on flower nectar
idk what stevia is
what does that even mean
It's a plant pollen? based sweetener
interesting
It's not glucose sugar
wtf
tf is this
It’s like sugar but kinda shit
heroin?
but yeah aspartame good 
It's way more potent that sugar so it's cheaper long term for manufacturers
never heard of this
btw rest in piss OJ
And doesn't give you bone rot like aspartame
lies
just eat calcium
It's kinda floral in flavor
You aren’t missing out
wtf
i think you unironically die of caffeine before that
before you reach unsafe amounts of aspratame for that day

FOR THAT DAY
NOT EVEN THAT YOU KEEL OVER AND DIE
what about cancer will we get cancer
@naive bison i hope u fall into a Gravi anomaly
you will get cancer from everything
pov: flop
wtf???????
i just do heroin way faster and claner

this is unironically what was going on in school when i was like 16
the kpop epidemic has reached the girls in my school then
it was over for russian boys
we couldnt compete...
it hit them like north korean poop balloons hit south korea
yeah i think the plastic spoon amount of microplastics in your brain right now will do the trick brother

Typical Russian L
K - korea
P - propaganda
O - operation
P - potato
?
(
Shefy did you see the study
nope
One diet sweetener actively raises hunger cravings in people who consume it
anything else
i'm not clicking this snowbunny mindcontrol video

just fucking drink water
and coffe with out suger geez
No it means you're just gonna get soda munchies now
i dont know these terms
"say that one more time"
says it like 7 more times
"say that one more time"
.urban soda munchies
Bitch I do
good keep at it
yeah who fucking knew? 
eat a rock
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

just workout and you wont become fat
No it's not even correlation with fat people drinking diet soda to cut on sugar intake
very simple
Straight up it just makes you hungrier
yeah i said we know
sweet stuff makes you hungry
protect big booty latinas
been like this forever
said the ukranian
oh shit forgot about this
also forgot how insanely pleasing vice city weapon icons are
if it doesn't work after you censor cleavage, legs, etc.
It probably aint a meme

it's just porn
Aspartame homies on top
I crave shefy
pause
who said it's a meme

Not in like a carnal way I'm just gonna turn you into filet minion
so you are going to chop me up
never played 1
I enjoyed it but it was definitely very grindy getting all the car upgrades
fc5 on bottom
Not like butcher Pete
why
Enemies spawn everywhere gun jams all the time trash controls
then how
skill issue?
the way shit like this is distributed and posted in places that are marked as "meme channels" or "meme subreddits" or whatever
and the fact that it seems to be labeled "Discord Memes" in the screen cap
"gun jams" just buy new guns from traders dumbass
He was "chopping" that meat nawmean
It wasn't hard, just horrible
finland ranks as the most happy, most racist, most educated, and most suicidal iirc

yeah but it has euphoria ragdoll physics

Dem mongols are special breed
is that so?
ohahahaoh
finlanders are so depressed they are happy
Idk shefy I gotta find a cookbook
its like 1 -1
@heady crow real?
Yeah
Also hi sweetie
Hii hi hey
Would you wear that outfit I tagged you with
AH GGS MAN AH GGS
CANT WIN
GG S
Play it like Hotline Miami. Kill a guy, take his gun, fire until empty, pick up a different gun, repeat
Prolly yeah, for the right person
:3
what if frota is a 65 year old groomer
I can answer like a British granny
Hi lovely
Hi snookums
grannyboy
Snookums sounds like a slur
lotion
i didnt even know Laos existed until king of the hill
Dumb whore
wtf is a laotian
"so are you chinese or japanese
im laotian
from what ocean?"
thought you misspelled
Dude didn't see anything about the war in Vietnam
"laos
it's a landlocked country in asia
so are you chinese or japanese"

love king of the hill
Wasn't that like half ur cold war history class
@naive bison that country in cercle is slovakia but next to it its CZECHS 🇨🇿 🇨🇿 🇨🇿 🇨🇿
"WTF was our enemy doing"
bro who gives a single fuck about vietnam

i highly doubt anyone is still in support of the vietnam war
does he know chat
the jew question having more favorable results is evidence of mossad meddling

JUST A JOKE 
Kissinger bombed the shit outta laos because NVA rebels were trafficking supplies through it and back into Vietnam to arm uhh
she fucking stinks probably
I guess other north Vietnamese troops
dont care about jews do all the jokes u can
he's dead, who cares
IVAN NO
@narrow lotus @river zealot
joking chill
So the US ecided to just bomb a neighboring country to the one they were supposed to liberate because they couldn't be assed to hunt down supply lines
i'm 100% putting an air conditioner in my room when the house is finished
im gonna die
cant open window cause fuckass mosquito
fetishize behavior that isn't self destructive
like getting proper sleep, diet, and hygiene
but it doesnt grip as hard

Fuck allat
WELL WELL WELL
SAID THE POT TO THE KETTLE
Just brush your teeth and shower
YEAH RIGHT BUDDY
Sleep is for pansies
guys, is it rotting

Apathy
se7en reference
wait a second

why are all the uh
warnings in russian
by the way the last 4 minutes of the video are a very sped up scrolling through all the patrons
ciggies
he is an esteemed member of the merchants guild
I recently harvested my salad, I can only recommend it to everyone. It grows fast and its free
we call that plant "lettuce" in english
I call it salad

Whos we
u mean salad?
we do too
??
its actually Oak Leaf Lettuce☝️ 🤓
does that invalidate my statement?
the usage is highly atypical and isn't immediately understood
native anglophones
how fast
cus i love lettuce
chard ftw
who knew beats could get even better?
turns out their leaves are edible as well
I mean its my third harvest in 1 month
god dam
BROOOOOOO

since he facetimed his daughter or whatever
In my language we say 90% at the time salad or green stuff
same here
yeah
we call lettuce "salat" as well in russian
it's those "false friend" cognates that get ya
busy once called a radiator a "battery" because that's what it's called in russian
so you understand russian
alleged native speaker
yeah I know
Alr, thank you
fuck off
it was accidental
bad UHB
yeah, that's right
you english speaking europeans with your education need to learn how to talk gooder like us americans
your english is better than my russian
my jabs aren't mean
yet I'm still ashamed and bitter
it's weird how selectively we borrowed some of the english words
I feel you
child me was very puzzled with english naming the little brochure as magazine
because that's the word used in russian for a shop
passport, airport, binoculars
the word originally meant "place for storing things"
just like how things are stored at a store, they are stored in magazines
(magazine of a ship, magazine of a rifle, etc.)
the sense of "brochure" comes from the sense that many things are collected in them
fuckin french speakers must be on easy mode when they study european languages
we all copied their vocabulary and structures
but magazine instead is called "journal"
and journal instead is called "dnevnik"
a fucking mess
wait no
"journal" means "daily thing" in french, iirc
so that makes sense
a journal is a journal, but also a dnevnik, which is a diary
oh no
I confused myself
what is anything anymore
These videos are exclusively advertisements for plummcorp clothing - Randall Thymes
https://plummcorp.com
jurnal - magazine
dnevnik - journal
it's rotting bratan
the english word "journal" also has the meaning of "diary" (not just scientific journals)
but the word diary is more often associated with teenage girls
girls have diaries
boys have journals
dnevnik/diary has a special primary meaning in russia
and the "dia" part of diary means day
just like the "jour" (day) part of the french word journal
for you see, any pupil in post-soviet country has a dnevnik for school where they write in their hometasks and where they get their marks and reprimands put by teachers
yeah
we call that "agenda" in english now
Just buy salad with roots in the shop and plant it
ANOTHER WORD
ARE YOU YOINKING MY SPLOINKING
listen
it's not my fucking fault that our slavic ancestors decided to use the same word for arm/hand, ladder/stairs, etc.
the english dub of metro 2033 still has a voiceline that says "stairs" when there is only a ladder
ladder/stairs is pretty fucking nuts

for arm/hand I have understanding
Skill issue
You are smelly
says mister pshchstzskvetischzts
poland not likeable
Speak proper
i speak english with southern vocabulary but with eastern european accent is that good enough
at least ukrainian doesn't have that problem
ladder - драбина
stairs - сходи
we also dont have this problem because we have multiple words for ladder
and stairs
stepnica, stuba
ljestve, merdevine
russian just sucks
I try not to judge people studying english
unless they insist on butchering my beautiful language after being corrected
Yeah we dont have that problem either
im not learning english
Did those all send all at once
english fucking sucks
Pretty bad joke considering the current situation
I used to live near LA. Great weather, horrible people, horrible traffic
Watafak
idk about great weather
I prefer sunny dry weather. Whenever it’s hot here, it’s also humid as fuck.
idk what is enjoyable about sunny weather
you have to wear less clothes and you cant make outfits as good that layer, if youre white you have to wear sunscreen sometime, it usually is just humid as shit and feels like youre bathing in slime
I live in Michigan. Anything’s better than snow
normal people enjoy the sensation of sun on their skin, supposedly
living in the south was fucking hell
Do you have to shovel and plow a long-ass gravel driveway constantly?
also important for your health
that is fine for people to be wrong
no we dont have driveways
That’s probably why you don’t hate snow.
Sure, let me just move my house closer to the road
thank you
gosh
it was such a eyesore back there
now it looks beautiful and perfect
regardless though only time we use the car is if we are lazy or traveling to a different city
most places are walkable at least from some parts of rural area
so it wouldnt be that much of issue anyway
america sucks at walkable places though
I live in bumfuck nowhere, there are no sidewalks, only road, dirt, trees, and more trees.
And also wendigos but I have formed an uneasy alliance with them against the feds
you guys dont like walking
americans hate walking
why do you think they all are fat
and their cities are not walkable
hestrue
vicious cycle
I like walking, I just don’t like walking enough to walk for hours to the nearest store and back
meanwhile all of our cities are relatively connected even in the outskirts of the city because our rural area is connected onto the city and not 4 hours away from it 
its a sunday (silence) but i wanted to give it a go
QRT: JhonHearerer
Yet another Friday... alone...Atleast your favorite 🐴 got you 🙏 https://t.co/wBnDETcDf7
thought this was albania fora sec
americans make cities even worse
city grows, people drive more
need more parking lots and roads to deal with the traffic
breaking aprt the city further and making everything more distant
rinse, repeat
nah is bosnia
one more lane bro
looked like prizren
it does
just one more lane, bro, I swear
but all of that region have the same architecture really

idk about albania but kosovo does
yea kosovo ik has same architecture as bosnia and serbia
usually
idk let me look up a town in albania
never go to durres beach
why
disgusting water
like how bad
wild
only durres tho
alright
is it normal to hear that sm1 died from mine
or do you have warning signs everywhere
neither
its not that common anymore
in early 2000s it was bad
it was like 70-40 people being injured from mines a year
so i wont enter any forest to be safe
my city is one of the most dangerous for landmines and we rarely have anything happen from them
do bosnians like albanians
the city is like literally surrounded by mines
you can just enter one that has a trail marked
they usually do if its for hiking
ah
depends
depends if youre meaning bosniaks or bosnians
sounds like one is serb one is not
bosniak is the non serbian non croatian ethnic group of bosnia
bosnian can mean bosniaks, bosnian serbs, bosnian croats
i see
if you mean bosniaks then we usually either like albanians or dont care
some people maybe like them for being "muslim brothers" but i dont think most would care
i dont care about albanians
theyre not bosnians
i dont consider those bosniaks
most bosniaks outside of bosnia i dont consider bosniaks
why
most have completely left their culture behind
nahh i think a lot follow cultures
infantry school is gonna have to have classes given by vtubers with subway surfers gameplay in the background
they dont
the one thing that theyll follow is just giving themself the title of being a muslim
and that is basically it
hahah
imagine arriving to basic training and one of your drill sergeants is a vtuber on a laptop or something
nightmare
they dont care about the rituals or about the history or anything
they just want to wave a flag with a yellow lilly on it and say theyre muslim and a bosniak
but they dont even know what they are proud of
i doubt any of them know the actual history of bosnian kingdom or of tvrtko or hussein kapetan or any of the like bosnian "legends"
we have lecture for our home language in school
they wouldnt even know our traditional dress, they would think our actual traditional dress is dimije
and you learn history etc
the bosnian kingdom is not really known outside of bosnia so i doubt they would teach it to them
I think you are right tho cus i had two bosnian friends from 2 different schools that werent really bosniaks as you say
people literally just know the turkish parts of us and dont know about us as bosniaks
like this is our actual traditional clothing in bosnia
but most bosnians will associate it with
dimije
which came from turkish period
ya it is from ottomans
makes sense
which isnt a bad thing
like im not anti ottoman
but its a big issue in bosnia of neo ottomanism
and its really angering
because the ottomans were not awesome people they literally took our people as janissaries
like they literally invaded us and took over our king who was a bosniak and then replace our government with being part of the ottoman system
they were not some liberating freedom spreading army for bosnia
we were free for hundreds of years prior to ottomans
Im waiting to get deployed to my wartime position and for my companys mascot being a vtuber
and people want it again today here 
The crowdfunding campaigns for more gear would go crazy though
a lil
I think its getting better doe
not for here
with new gens
its getting worse
damn
yk how bosnia is split in a two system right
two entity system
one entity controls BiH and other controls RS
bosnia and hercegovina and republika srpska
I have heard a lil
this is how bosnia looks on political level
the government that controls republika srpska is pretty much just authoritarian
they keep pushing more and more control for the government and pro serbian retoric into RS
yeah that looks shitty
to the point of where their leader has literally talk before about splitting from BiH
obviously he wont because serbia the country already say they wont back him
and if he doesnt have daddy to run to for military he wont do it
but the fact he suggests it in public is showing that it isnt getting better
and how his government is becoming more authoritarian is making it worse
they are even worse than the actual country of serbia
serbia at least say srebrenica as a "crime" (even though they dont accept as a genocide which is not good)
@worldly gate
but RS just say it doesnt even happen
and they put up a sign in our town and i think in all of the big towns in RS that says "we are not genocide people"
lol
still don't know why this is being posted everywhere today
five man and four man versions
i wish the entity didnt even exist
mfs who want to ethnic cleanse say we dont genocide
ya

pretty much
RS even got the israel palestinian conflict involved into bosnias politics
ah hell naw
because RS supports israeli side and bosniaks as a people generally favor palestine (the bosnian government is kind of split on it though)
so they have been starting to say things with israel and talks with israel
the leader of RS said that serbians could learn everything from the jews because of their resistance against enemies

its crazy how far they take everything out of context
RS has literally framed it to where they are the jews as serbians and bosniaks and croatians are yk who
i mean croatians maybe because of yk.. but
balkans will never find peace
bosnian politics are a carnival because of RS
which is why its really irrelevant to care atp
live life as it comes
kosovo
What is that logo though
yea you of all people would understand
full blood but born in sweden
ahhhh
I feel like older media being used as meme fodder is a sign that current media is getting worse and worse
grandpa was in war doe
he lived til 80 i think thats pretty good
that is
but died like 13 years ago
i think most of ours usually go at like 60-70
wishes for him in afterlife
yea most old balkan men are chill till you get them talking about politcs or give them bottle of rakija
that would be cool
he made me eggs every morning das all i needed
But what style of eggs
we only make 2 style of eggs
good question
boiled and yellow
Because I’m an impatient hack that only bothers with scrambled eggs
the only way i can eat eggs is shakshuka
interesting
how do you make it?
do you want syrian way or bosnian way of making
im mixed with them both so i have both
your way
the right way tbh is scrambled with onions and tomatoes
the weird moroccan way sucks
just take can of tomatos or you can cut up fresh tomatos, get onion and red pappers, fry them together then throw into it the tomatos and garlic and let it cook down for bit. for more syrian style i add in olives and and 7 spice and crack into it eggs. for bosnian style i add in ajvar and then add the eggs in
idk if you know what ajvar is or not
do you leave the eggs intact?
yea
smh my head
i dont like texture of scrambled eggs
is a nasty texture
then just eat it with somun or leinja
lepinja
no vro
yes vro
no you have that to the side WITH the shakhshuka
yummy
Turshi
im assuming thats tursija
ya
fermented or with vinegar?
mamas turshi
i like pickled beets the most tbh
we just call any pickle turshi
vinegar usually i think
what is colour
green yellow
i think ik what you mean
idk the name either though
we dont name stuff by the pepper
its all just paprike
Just saw a huge ass rat run across the road and pass me
rats are cute
i like them
beets though have more of a soil taste
and i think the vinegar is good with that
maybe i have in restaurants
carrots
im an all eater so ill probably enjoy all of them
same
(most eater)
damn
balkan mfs not liking eggs will be a mystery for me
i grew up with my chickens
i like eel
daily fresh eggs in the morning
dalmatia has a good eel dish
eel wtf
it is the texture
who eats eel
they dont have a good texture
people in dalmatia
sounds like medieval name
its made with eel
yes
theyre right on the sea
so they have jegulja
european eel
its kind of like some fish
yum
i dont like to cook salmon though
i can never get it to actually take up flavor
much easier
just cover it in vegeta
hahahah
eel is supposed to be a good source of healthy fat
you know it
yup
it is kind of fatty
its like a chewy fish
if you ever have eaten a firmer chewy fish it is like that texture
TRUE
hahah
what cant be made better by vegeta doesnt exist
(i know its mostly salt)
MSG
i dont think it has much salt im pretty sure its msg
it is a salt but its not table salt
its like
its different composition of table salt
yes
there is even a "low sodium" salt that is half potassium chloride
monosodium glutamate is just the bonding of a sodium atom to a amino acid
and theyre positive and negative
so it bonds as a salt
making monosodium glutamate
nah it doesnt give sickness
the amino acid glutamate that the sodium is with doesnt cause any issues when you eat it as monosodium glutamate
if you eat MSG it doesnt increase the amount of glutamate you have in your brain or do any shit to your brain which is what people use to accuse MSG of messing with
i see
i think all of what i just said was non sense to you no
well i partly understand
they accused our beloved special salt of doing something it not did
they are afraid of the power it gives us
anyway you can imagine it like salt it has sodium in it and it has similar solid as salt
the difference is that
table salt is a bond between a sodium and a chloride
and msg is sodium bonded to a glutamate
aha
yeah
thats all i wanted to know
its in vegeta
if its better
Hope might be fundamental, but you can't eat hope.
veins filled with hopium
its human to feel everything
I am feeling it I am feeling It aauuuughhhhhh
potassium supplements are fucking deadly
you can buy potassium citrate as a dietary supplement, but the serving sizes are absolutely tiny
a guy put a scoop of it into his shake (he mixed it up, he thought it was creatine) and had like a dozen heart attacks in an hour
most "potassium supplements" in pill form only provide 2% dv due to regulation
Poor Chuck
I can't find the incident I'm talking about
I was sure that chubby emu had a video about it
least obvious mass grave in former yugoslavia
https://tenor.com/view/m4-colmpio-gif-22715691 can brainfart stop with these types of posts
The next purge will be against the weebs and gooners
iedy's downfall
Aww man, I didn't see it!
yeah, my bad, boss
i didnt notice the DETAIL till now
Was it cringe?
ill dm it to ya
the detail?
detail 
it isn't a fucking offense to write it out
was there something other than the obvious shitty joke?
the mouse cursor was a buttplug 
i already got 3 warnings from 3 different servers 









