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yea the actor is in the dlc
like yeah he can go around murdering people but you can also just walk around doing ur daily routine
Sadly I'm ugly so it's sorta cancels out for me
It's been over for any mf who uses these apps
the game is as violent as you want it to be
nuh uh cuz I'm a revolutionist
blood red hardsuit thugs are on their way to brutalize you
And I have a pneumatic cannon filled with water and potassium
Don't say that king, I'm sure if you take care of your face and treat it good, you'll be good looking 
Go find an ugly wife
There is a Song for that
You really about to let chrischan outpeak you?
Doomerposting is just accepting failure. Everybodys got something that somebody somewhere is gonna like. Go find it
is this many options really necessary
I'm gonna emag you
nuh uh
yuh uh
nuh uh

ohhhhh nooooo
become a criminal
I forgot that this game exists 
Is the new one also financed by the EU?
reddits already done a mortician level of analysis and the top results are
expanding the anomaly systems
adding some space stuff (space stations most likely)
and a possible extension to caravan systems/more QOL of multiple colonies at once
And I also believe we will be getting transanimals (because they were mentioned in one of the character backgrounds), judging by the bird on the shoulder
A furries wet dream
If that comes, they know their audience 
The Bird is way too big, for it just being a detail that doesn't mean anything
got no clue i think dustborn dev crash died and brurned
they were dissolved i think
300+ modlist in shambles now
I never go over 200 mods and I mostly use Vanilla Expanded stuff anyways. So I won't have to wait for long.
BUT I don't think I will be really interested in this DLC to begin with. I'm curious... But it won't add the things that I want.
And that is a decent diplomacy overhaul.
And that Diplomacy Expanded idea is sadly on hold...
(by Oskar and his team)
I'm screwed, i only play with CE 
men will see this and go "hell yeah"
I havent even got around to messing with anomaly yet
idk isnt dustborn just an indie game
idk why culture war retards are so entranced by a small studio making their own game
i thought thats what they wanted these fellas to do
?
yea let me go make an small indie game about nazis
surely i don't deserve backlash
youyou missing the point every time
chuds tell them "reee stop putting woke shit in our games!! make your own!!"
it was a bad malicious game
and they do
and then chuds still freak out
goalposts always move with right wing retards
ah yes the milquetoast game about civil rights is equal to nazism
and then they fail 
really good allegory youyou, im sure you're not retarded
no one will care about that re-loot game or whatever
it was a malicious game
its not
stop rage baiting
ouuhhh he has a different take than me, he must be rage baiting
dustborn?
yes
Dustborn seems profoundly american
i think it being made was actually a benefit for the world
cause the only people who made money form dustborn were youtubers laughing at it
Unsuitable for audiences from outside us
yeah i guess so
its why youyou is so upset
cause it was so bad everyone laughed at it
now frota making it seem like only "right wingers" hated it
because he literally cannot understand the themes
im not upset
i dont think dustborn even panders to people who WOULD play video games
im puzzled by your profound retardation
i feel like it's another case of pandering to people who don't buy your product
even they hated it
not even gonna talk with you
there were like literally 100 people playing on launch day
I heard about dustborn once, and only on the fact almost no one played it
1 kebab pls
i think it was also just a really bad game in generral
iirc it's not even a game by definition
when you die in a fight
you respawn at that moment in the fight
without being set back in progress
it's basically an interactive movie ro sth
that is true

Original: /r/stalker/comments/1hij7mp/while_i_was_sleeping_the_monolith_appeared_to_me/
like imagine you play elden ring
get a boss down to 50%
die
and respawn with boss being at 50%
74% positive reviews on steam
i meant in a technical sense
youyou cannot read i think
dumb whore
also 74% reviews
it was funny cause you literally weaponized words against your friends in order to manipulate them
that's like the 10 people who bought the game
Boar

this is gold
dustborn is just generic uhhh
thank you for sharing this
so mean
tumblr leftist uhh
your character was a bonafide asshole to your friends
politics
Still a game ig
the colonists yearn for the mines
Life is strange was similar
and the mc had a profound hatred for robots cause she couldn't manipulate them
the music mechanics were so underbaked they were frozen
the plot is just "words hurt pls be nice to ppl" while the main character also hurts people with their words
god awful lyrics
Didn't they take money from Norway to make it?
mean
yes
omg hiii :3
you saw it, I cant let people catch me tagging xalrider, you know how it is
No idea, frankly don't care 
hey
you literally play as the villain in the game iirc
i never finished watching a playthrough of the game since it just seems too mid to even watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKufalo5oIM
just listen to this dogshit
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We're The Dust Born Β· The Dust Born
We're The Dust Born
β Red Thread Games, Quantic Dream, under exclusive license to Kid Katana Records
Released on: 2024-08-20
Guitar: Charlotte Hatherley
Lead Vocals: Dominique Tipper
Mastering Engineer: Bonetrips
Mixing Engineer: Bonetrips
Producer: Simon Poole
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Dustborn was the prime exampel of how you can detected a "woke game"
Almost every aspect of it, you can lay your finger on.
It's basically a blueprint on HOW NOT to do it.
The biggest issue with this game is, that it was funded by gouvernements...
It's literally extremist antifa Propaganda funded by the EU

nothing about that game was good
the game about black people stealing back from british museums is gonna be the same thing

right wingertard detected
that game is going to be hilarious
throwing antifa into your critique of a game
Deprove my Argument Libtard
i became disinterested before i realised what i was looking at
the entire point of the game is to travel to LA or something to deliver some codes to the anti government extremists
because Lee Harvey Oswald shot Jackie Kennedy instead of the president so he went full fascist
Why does the song contain lyrics like "newborn" 
it rhymes with new porn
the idea of it being propaganda is silly because what ideology is it supposed to be teaching?
Newspeak ass song
fuck do i know
rhymes with grug
where the chud is forlorn

Actually funny
Consuming slop for protein and carb intake
only 308 reviews
whats the mixture
who busted in your oats
πββοΈ
instantly tell its woke
probably didn't even play it
Milk, 2 scoops of protein, some honey and oats
lmao
no fruits??
doesnt help that its 30 fucking dollars
1 players
Yeah, rawdogging that shit
Only 83
that is like
huh
holy fucking scam 
abysmal for singleplayer numbers
add like a slice of banana man
fuck ass games nowadays
kcd 2 looks really good
you gotta play it to leave a review
Yea I was about to paste that too
even if its 0.1 hours
Protein is already banana taste, but i get what you mean
KCD 1 looks unironically the most photorealistic
I forced myself to eat it all
that ive ever seen
0.1 hour review my favorite
its just for texture mhm
Yall bickering over a game no one played
theres very few geeralds nowadays its mostly coal and slop
that's true
you reckon people left reviews on it just to bait people into buying it?
the classic 0.1 hours review of "i didnt play this game, i just left a negative review because youtuber told me to"
like reverse review bombing
this is the most discussion dustborn has received in a whole year
"mostly positive"
With 200 reviews?
Next recipe: Chaplain's Boar milk
2 scoops of protein, 500ml of milk, 2 bananas and a table spoon of peanut butter
thats 1 discord server, probably the dustborn discord
for this game that's like 20000
that's like 50g
of protein

Yes I actually drink that
maybe even 60
Scoop is 30 probably
mine is 20 per scoop
retard I mean in general for 0.1 hours reviews

My ass gon drop dead from protein OD
more people are playing RUSE brug
your balls will shrink
what is this
you're gonna shit yourself at most
I aint taking steroids
RUSE was the only RTS I was ever good at
wtf is ruse
they still will shrink, for one reason or another
Xenonauts 2 is very underrated
can't even find it in steam
imagine RTS, but you get Magic The Gathering spells you can use
ooooo yuo wanna play starcraft 2
oooooooo
I CAST A-10 THUNDERBOLT
it doesn't exist on Steam
Small scoop haver 
Vintag
would you host vitag?
i only play games that are so excruciatingly painful, sorry
im fine with that
If someone will play this time
here's your Kenshi torso playthrough, sire
i might play some times maybe
i think shine would
torso playthrough kinda eh because i hate stealing in kenshi, its rly easy
well not easy
but skips so many mechanics
surrae lets do more ror2 :3
i never was into ror2 idk why
never understood the hype
plus today is burn day
no games till 3am
okayyy
I'm not gonna write a whole Paragraph, explaining the ideology of an extremist left winger.
Play the game, that speaks for itself.
This game literally checks every box, that right wingers criticise about "woke games"
Broken Arrow comes out soon
I am waiting for broken arrow to release so I could scream at the devs for not accounting that the war in game doesnt make sense cause Ignalina NPP was shut down since 2009 meaning the initial incursion was for nothing
Russian Combat engineer realising they broke into a defunct nuclear reactor and there is a mechanised brigade of Lithuanians coming for them
KF3 in a month
that song and fucking Anxiety made me HATE my local radio station
that shit was ALWAYS on
I want broken arrow
why are you retards still listening to radio
70$ games, yummy :D
Heh...okay millennial cranks up anxiety even further
what is it's promised price btw
60$
yeah
ill just buy it anyways
$60 for Vanguard edition
idc its only 60$
is this in anyway inspired by arma
name seems awfully close to broken arrowhead
Someone post examples, i need to slop eval this

but less map gamey more like unit focus rts
@minor cypress
Don't do that
enjoy
Trying to sleep!!
Here's some less annoying shit to listen to
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If he wanted to use the kanye salute he'd use the caucasian emoji
hey if it's built into discord it's fair game
Holy fucking slop
π« what did they mean by this
What if it had the Hindu swastika

that's a little different
The spicy sunwheel
No its the exact same
Jarvis write me minimalistic indie band lyrics meant to be shittily antagonistic with loose messaging
listen I know it is, but bees don't waste time convincing flies that honey is better than shit
Here's some nice techno
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Blood Is Pumpin' Β· Voodoo & Serano
Blood Is Pumpin'
β 2000 Voodoo Music GmbH
Released on: 2000-01-01
Composer: Reinhard Raith, Andreas Litterscheid, Josh Winkelman
Lyricist: Reinhard Raith, Andreas Litterscheid, Josh Winkelman
Music Publisher: Edition Noiseless / Warner Chappell, EMI Publishing UK...

the only techno guys i really listened to is U96
"Das Boot" - U 96 (1991)
Techno
Emergency
Maximum velocity
Und tanzen
One-two-three-techno
Das boot
Das boot
Das boot
Das boot
Attention waterpumps!
Und tanzen
Get on board join the troop
Get on board join the troop
β¦
Briefly browsing it, it just looks like slop that tries to be "metacommentary" wrapped up in shit
FUCK kenshi torso playthroughs. full human playthroughs on top
never get prosthetics
it's just shit
praise okran
I can't describe it any other way
fuck kenshi playthroughs. better games on top
The main character is racist against robots in the game.
it's so corporate
How progressive.
hates robots cause her word abilities don't work on them
Jarvis pull up the lyrics of Kanye's new song
it pisses me off that he has non 100s mixed with his 100s
you have that much and you cant even bother to organize it
Time to spend the money in 3 days and eat rusty nails with oatmilk for the last 27 days
What
just you
dont project it onto me
It just reeks of "uhh guys we made slop on purpose for some artistic point, aren't we clever?"
You know what game is well done satire? Helldivers 2.
So cubte
Its peak
I mean its kinda just copy pasted starship troopers
You fight bugs and it has lots of nationalistic propaganda
This just smells like "the board of advisors tells us that XYZ is trending among focus groups, make a game all about that."

You get paid monthly?
Gonna do this to you
What
Why are you asking
Iβve never heard of it
π
doesnt everyone
Isn't that what a salary is
My wife and I get paid biweekly
i do too i just felt like fucking with you
Guys
Well thatβs nice
'we're the aliens
we are the refugees' bro what LMFAO
My professor was 40 minutes late to the consultation yesterdat
What do you think happens if I'm late for 10 for the exam

Yeah, but it does the whole point of "can i use language to stir up the playerbase" really well
i thought thats the norm, thats the norm for us
dock your grade like a mf
were you guys yapping about that government funded game that flopped on day -1
Iβve never heard of it
it's the norm here too
Day -1 
Yeah someone mentioned it and i needed to rate the slop
im not wrong 
Yeah thats what's funny
i still think its crazy how these games get literal government funding
for what purpose though
why do they exist
I mean wasn't it like Norway?
was there a good gov funded game
skull and bones s the other one
doesnt matter its still funded by a country's fuckin government
just for it to get like
No I mean its expected
Literally had this situation on the phone right now, and I was the guy who said "bro visited his friend".
Not the exact same context, but similar situation... 
no fucking way the enemy faction in this is named the puritans
if your into modern day RTS
im pretty sure BROKEN ARROW was funded by the Russian gov
since they straight up banned their main competitor WARNO (a game made in france) in their country
Idk what that is
a real shame a lot of RU players there are good and funny
bro replicated the meme
Wtf John dustborn commites mytosis

rts game based off of NATO VS Russia in modern day
WARNO is NATO VS PACT if the cold war went hot in 1989
Soon everyone will gain access
holy shit a second player hit the charts
so like peak USSR and nearly peak NATO
both have biases
in warno some of the French divs are the best
but warsaw pact is just fucking op in that game
Another -50k
The more i look the worse it gets
What the fuck am I readinf
Did they use abortion to defeat the enemies?
Plot to the slop game
"It was just a mid game"
Isn't that in life is strange
This is how you do muh meta commentary
Also garbage game 
gooning is now legal
its everywhereeeeee
im ready to fight and die for SUPER EARTH
their new warbond is gonna literally be judge dredd
i love judge dredd
Life is strange 1 is universally loved
By retards
i dont care much for life is strange but it didnt seem like all that
lowkey forgot it existed before yall mentioned it
I find it strange how people acted surprised about it, third wave social experiments easily show how you can easily turn people into fanatics in a matter of fucking weeks
It got a remaster
it was imo overrated
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While Jones taught his students about Nazi Germany during his senior level Contemporary Worl...
sorry, 5 days
the future of the industry 
That blue haired bitch (i think Zoey?) should have put that gun she found into her mouth and pull the trigger.
In Life is Strange of course
The fact that there are people that think super earth is the good guys (outside of larp) just proves the games point
Satire is often lost on retards
i mean there's no clear good side to the whole conflict is there
The best part is that HD2 proves its point without rubbing your nose in it at the cost of fun
???
The only way to argue that super earth is good is in a sense that they are the only ones who dont want humans dead or turned into a lower form of slave.
its the lesser evil, but if you consider chaosdivers canon
???
then yeah no reason to help super earth
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lowkey robots seem the most chill like that. atleast in my opinion
You want the highschool girl to kill herself?
unless their whole thing is just murder and conquering planets and shit
What was their marketing team smoking
the marketing team blasted all the money on hippie lofts and weed with lsd
this feels like a lower budget concord stuck in 2016
the games artstyle screams of "I do acid and its my whole personality"
lowkey feels like that corporate art that's meant to be inclusive to everyone
you know the fucked up body proportion ones
Apparently the dev is losing his shit over the game being criticized
fuck off frota we're gonna send you to the sulphuric acid tub
bring back good corporate art fr
Dont, all his opinions are more toxic
He will thrive

unrelated
im going to touch you
shit u right
that was genuinely a goated game bro
that shit was so fun when you could use a bicycle to go to a point and beat enemies to death with a shovel
i found out it was gone when i reinstalled it and found out that shit was DEAD
in the GRAVE
its toxic now to not whine about a game for 2 hours I guess
steal their guns and hold that point
Cope 
Don't pretend you dont know what I am talking about
What is heroes and generals

@pale ingot THEY FUCKING REVIVED IT
LETS GOOO
RRAAAHHHHHHHHHH

I wish idubbbz didnt die
this might be peak vro
He would make so many funny videos
idk if this is real
but the main character is a fucking asshole lmao
Ok Hal 9000
In Life is Strange of course
unless you pull an all nighter watching the download it will never finish
@pale ingot the name is peak
i did it yesterday took like 19h
lowkey havent played the 2017 version of h&g
im more familiar with later ones
i think some mfs are working on a 2023 revival
for now though i check out the steam next fest slop
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time to see if this pioner shit is worth it or not
Tried it, not a fan.
There were no in-game mix on YouTube so I took the matter into my hands.
I do not receive any monetary gain from this track, nor do I claim ownership of it.
For some reason the FoV made me feel nauseous.
Bro..
they fucked me up fr
ok leme see character customization
(they're all ugly as shit)
What game
but is this better or nah
Or the guy from minions
yeah this is better
The villain
Yeah
.
What's his name
He had like a synthesizer guitar or whatever
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average checkpoint guard in every cod game in the last 10 years
My professor is 15 minutes late to the exam
None of the dialogue options matter.
test the gun in your mouth
took everything
Baby's on Fire 

no matter what i have to stay strapped.
No teeth

They game plays like it's designed for console.
oh what the fuck
run is on toggle by default and they have slide on lctrl
crazy keybinds
not toggle
mb
hold
Did Sam Hyde predict the tunnels in new York a while back?
fixed it..
wait was it liturgical or modern hebrew? 
There was some New Yorker that made posts about hearing yiddish while on the ground floor.
inb4 yiddisb
Sam Hyde also predicts pleasure domes and he will be right about that
inb4 yeshivish 
My bad I meant Hebrew.
In NYC both would be reasonable
No he said Yiddish I think
although yiddish would be more likely yeah
what does any of this mean
diddy
Yiddish is a Hebrew dialect

That's very generous of you 
ehhhhhh what is a dialect anyways 
(iirc it's closer to german lmao)
Yiddish deez nuts, am I right fellas?
Yiddish is a Germanic language that emerged from the dialects of Middle High German spoken by Ashkenazi Jews in Central and Eastern Europe.
Hardest game yet for Fromsoftware fans... Finding friends to play with
The final boss Social Interaction
cry about it ig idk
diddys jewish cousin yiddy
I'm sure sitting on your ass will fix that 
weird looking fox might have autism
hey man. you need to access your corporate mail that you haven't used once in three years to get the link for the five minute meeting
no we won't just give you the damn link! go use your corporate mail!
p!1984
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oh how I love arbitrary useless shit
it's a chinese in a fursuit
hunted it himself?
Itβs meowing glory to the ccp
@river zealot @naive bison @coarse bear @narrow lotus
russian VA of Postal 2 had his style completely mismatched with the original VA but tbh it's the one from my childhood

Your Soul won't see Heaven

Also that's such a voice for Postal 2 dude
sounds like a russian you'd meet in postal 2
im so fucking cooked man
guess it's joining the roos syndicate for you now
bro can't even get a job as a street cleaner
a casual position for a cleaner job
would of been at the bunnings store near me and the discount i would of gotten there would be nice
as a janitor, i say the clients have very unrealistic expectations compared to the time you get given
it would still be better than my current working hours of 0 a month
guess so, my money dont pay the bills
nice, you need a college degree for that nowadays
lfmao
what a fucking joke
i gotta get a side hustle and i'm in fucking germany
For a cleaner job?
it was a no experience required job
You know the job market is cooked if that doesn't even feel like a joke.
@narrow lotus killa purgatory in half an hour?
holy shit i got a bag put on my head then my drivers crashed
took me a minute to realise lmao
in school everyone told me if i won't study i will end up cleaning toilets. right now i'm happy to clean toilets at all because i am not getting hired for a cozy office job
sure
imma go take a nap
Never gonna see him again
ironically, cleaning job is quite competitive
not in Romania , nobody cleans here
despite how it's not something many people dream of, there's usually 40 cute tiny philippine women contesting the post that are ready to do it very cheaply
well because yours is only nominally a civil country 
"philippine women"
yea sure buddy
two-story sofa stadium is devious
Then you get the office job, slowly go crazy and pine for simpler times, but can't let the money go. Endless cycle
hey man no spoilers
The grass is always greener
You get a good job for good pay > your cost of living goes up > you need a better job > repeat
Until you die or burn out.
Yep, i try to keep cost of living low but reasonable. Lifestyle creep is a bitch
Slowly? This shit has been a speedrun for me
Good jobs with good pay are in an area where cost of living is high.
It never stops, it's like it's designed to drain you just enough.
Same. I take it day by day and pine for the weekend. Every week.
Almost as if it was by design
The mornings after an extended weekend are the worst: "which illiterate sales person fucked up this time?"
I did once "that looks right" and nailed light tank on a point with HE from 2 kms
Only cheatcode is remote work, but thats getting rarer sadly
Covid lockdowns felt like a breath of fresh air.
Ironic I know.
Me after vacation praying nothing is on fire.
The idiots with oil and matches in their hands: 
I hoped we would hold on to the efficiency gains of remote workforce, but thats wishful thinking.
They need have office spaces to give middle managers feel important.
Its still doable, but any bargaining power we had when out the window when the economy shit the bed
I wish you were wrong, but its really just that fucking simple 
No big boogeyman, just egos and tax breaks
People legit could get more work done without having 3+ meetings a day.

Couple of people struggled to balance work and life but eh.
Replace all meetings with an email format, a tracking task list, and convince people to fucking use sharepoint please god
Shit would be so much easier if people just learned to use the tools we have for them
Sharepoint ew
share these nuts between your chins
i stay strapped bitch
i tempted to enroll into a local electrician school
training school
paid to learn in class 
@narrow lotus wake up bbg
$22 per hour first year $24 2nd, $26 3rd $30 4th year
then i get hired into their company or smth like that
and i get more money per promotion
full health and retirement benefits aswell
Electrician is a pretty good job.
my family's all on my ass about "being able to make money without working" but i don't really want that stressful lifestyle LOL
i don't think i'm meant to be rich
the entirety of my department's workflow is a single telegram chat with occasional group call to quickly cooperate and distribute, but then comes the rest of the company with stupid ass meetings, stupid ass 4 000 000 different useless chats, stupid ass bitrix, and none of it works well and it boils down to us communicating in dms to figure out what the fuck they want

@narrow lotus go to sleep
i wanna be a farmer lowkey
or enroll into a local Hafiz program (memorizing the whole Quran)
memorize deez, bro
Painfully
and 
my dearest ham
i wanna go back to farming so bad
its so ironic though
my parents and grandparents came here for us to not farm
but thats all i wanna do
Not a bad gig, go for it.
"we will send him to Pakistan for a few months on the farm so he will get his act together"
actually enjoys my time over there
farming is profitable and u get satisfaction out of it if u lke it
Biggest lie ever
sexiest ham on the whole continents
sorry man if u live in Siberia where the only thing u farm are Ls
Farming gives you the satisfaction of actually feeling like you are doing something meaningful.
we will send him to Pakistan
A fate worse than death
Being enough > being rich. Sure, being rich makes life way easier, but the reality for most people is adjusting expectations to be content with enough.
You are Romanian you farm foreign cars crossing the border

and it is profitable as i said
i was considered weird growing up because i wanted to be in a isolated area
everyone else wants to be in hollywood or rich
i wanna be left alone like Ted K in the woods
may i interest you in this e60 BMW with 1 owner and 360- i mean 150.000 km
Iedys chair is 4 catalytic converters stacked together
You still are

Just appreciate what you have, strive to improve, but don't get caught in the rat race of imperfection
We all end up in the ground some day
If you can keep your QoL the same year on year, you are actually winning.
Diet coke, ew.
I'm the one who's winning
game of thrones chair
fat fuck
it sucks until u get used to it then its peak
Thats how we went from apartment to house. Just maintained QoL and kept growing and saving, eventually looked at what we saved up and made the next step
People describing any dogshit thing ever

maybe
but i would rather be a woodland weirdo than a person who lives in hollywood
Giving yourself Stockholm syndrome.
i hate consumerism so much
A classic
Im still hunting for a worthy diet cream soda and root beer. Most are dogshit
I love how its srimp
just stop eating that type of stuff maine
the only good soda is mexican coke because unlike american coke its made with real sugar
so im not drinking corn syrup or whatever they have in it
Soda in general is a treat, so im not sweating it
Soda is a gaming drink not a substitute for water.
Oh true, I didn't even notice that... That makes it even better 
We live on water, tea, coffee, milk, drink mix and caffiene mixes
the only non water is Chai
Water is the reason most people these days look younger than the previous generations.
I am 2 of these
she always told me not to drink it if i havent eaten anything because i'll be super hyper and i do it because of that
Wait till people realise that all loyal space marine are psychologically neutered
GW was retarded since the dawn of time my boy
They worship slaneesh and must be cleansed
"Guys look its dnd for cool dudes"
If you ever saw John Grammaticus Novels or god Forbid Inquisitor novels you'd realise just how blind the art direction is
The only reason I liked 40k is cause it felt more unique
than another space opera fantasy #23452135
Fuck, they found out
SHUT IT DOWN
What was first, 40k or StarCraft
They look the exact same to me
40k came out in 1970s
Which is hilarious when they stole appropriated do homages to everything ever
And I dont care to learn the diff
Starcraft was intially meant to be a warhammer game but GW and blizzard kinda had a fall out
yeah yeah, dune and whatnot
Good, can you imagine the kind of fuck up blizzard would have made the franchise?
GW already doing a good job
Why is it always
"Oh, you're secretly Fascist?"
and
"Oh, you're secretly gae?"
When it comes to Warhammer 40K?
God forbid people have hobbies nowadays
You can't have fun.
It would have saved us from Daemonculaba
I wont deny there are some sketchy people who are deep in 40k community.
Someone always has to come shit all over your stuff.
But thats a fucking given considering that every fandom has these
I wont go into examples we all know them
Like literally any community
Hoi4 is like:
Trans or Nazi? Call it
You have to call it
You keep ze nazi furries under the floorboards, yes?
Just enjoy the fucking setting/game/hobby ffs, if you dont like it, dont be afraid to point it out, freedom of speech exists for a reason and having no opposing force leads to no progress.
people who dont understand that the imperium was a criticism of fascism and not a celebration of it LMAO
Minecraft is like:
Child or pedophile
Nooooo, you can't just enjoy art/content in a vacuum!
Helldivers 2 be like
YES big time
Doesnt mean you shouldnt enjoy it
didint say i dont
Not everything needs to be about current politics.
"That thing is supposed to make FUN OF YOU"
The thing: literally coolest thing ever
Who wouldn't enjoy genetically modified super soldiers with chainsaw swords
fr
The left cant meme or some shit idk
Starship troopers 
I love having 9ft tall demi gods killing horrible monsters beyond human comprehension
im only represented in one game
yes but thats not current, fascism was around when 40k was made and thats what the imperium highlights @stoic girder
if this bothers you its a you problem not a problem with me pointing it out
Most Vietnam/wartime music bangers
Femboy porno game?
I like 40k for what it is, it just makes sense in the setting.
@coarse bear @river zealot
I don't like that they want to tone police the imperium.
ΠΎΠΏΡΡΡ ΡΠΎΠ»ΡΠΌΠΈ ΡΠ²ΠΎΠΈΠΌΠΈ ΠΎΠ±Π½ΡΡ Π°Π»ΠΈΡΡ
It do be funny because it did specifically start out as a satire about fascism
i was gonna say it but realised it's not that funny
Not counting the part where bugs were bred by humans but escaped?
that has nothing to do with what i just said but ok bro
Yes
No counting that too
Undemocratic bug propaganda
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Tbh Imperium is more of a confederation rather than a full on unitary state, all it gives a shit about is whether you pay your taxes and if you worship the Emperor. There is planets out there with good living conditions and a democratic government as much as possible, bright example being the so called 'Pleasure Worlds' or 'Paradise Worlds'
Curbstomp a bug baby into the concrete
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Yea don't do that
Not like that
Dangerous and unhygienic
Yeah I re-read the thread and probably misunderstood.
Bugrider
The core ideology of Imperium also contradicts it's most popular ideology, which is another more interesting aspect
death to the corpse emporer














