🎪bruh-fart

[fresh rose]

[shell venture]

anyone with voice data should just end it tbh

there is no hope

[fresh rose]

@stone blade hes calling you out

[minor cypress]

S?me

[narrow lotus]

s?me

[river zealot]

Alzheimers

[shell venture]

iedy cheating wtf

[narrow lotus]

[placid sail]

this is in fact taking long

[narrow lotus]

s?busy

[fringe oriole]

Command not found

busy is not a valid command.

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[placid sail]

get fucked

[river zealot]

S?channel

[shell venture]

top 100

[narrow lotus]

busy is a nobody

[river zealot]

Cockrider

[river zealot]

Not even in top 3

Smh

[stone blade]

what

[river zealot]

Half of those msgs arent even about tarkov

[stone blade]

who pings me

you fucking animals

[placid sail]

it doesn't account for the leave but it's for the best honestly

[shell venture]

do newbies chat

[placid sail]

no accociation with you animals

[river zealot]

@stone blade do s?me

[coarse bear]

p!who

[foggy mantle]

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[minor cypress]

So there are helpers under ze floorboards

[shell venture]

yappers dethroned oflin

holy

[fresh rose]

Me bitch

Are you incapable of checking notifications

Or did they not invent that yet in bulgaria

[placid sail]

retarded bottom be like

[rocky geode]

ddayummmmm gottem

[river zealot]

AHAHAHHAHAHA

[fresh rose]

You be bald bald man busy

[fresh rose]

Get this shit off my screen

Whats wrong with you

[visual stirrup]

https://youtu.be/Dquk-VYeKL0?si=EBy_kxHZ118x7EN7

finally

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/drive-nightcall-film-ryan-gosling-gif-23819304

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/finger-masturbate-masturbation-gif-4994332

[stone blade]

do s?me

woops

[rocky geode]

so much omg its crazy

[stone blade]

s?me

[visual stirrup]

a game made by a woman who really understands us guys

[stone blade]

Lord

[placid sail]

sorry but the opportunity presented itself

[shell venture]

what

[somber sandal]

huh ?

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus

[fresh rose]

https://tenor.com/view/bald-comb-no-hair-hair-hairstyle-gif-698594237738928206

[shell venture]

top 5

holy yap

[minor cypress]

What did they mean by this

[rocky geode]

yas queennnnn

[river zealot]

Holy

Yapper

[fresh rose]

You have to if you have voice chat hrs according to youyou

Your time has come comrade ivan

[rocky geode]

s?me

[shell venture]

bro lives in this server

nobody

[river zealot]

S?stats

[minor cypress]

500 msg a day average

Bro

Di

You

Type like

[stone blade]

couldn't care less

[minor cypress]

This

[river zealot]

@lyric horizon yapper

[minor cypress]

?

[rocky geode]

look at that voice activity boys

too busy fuckin yo mama

[shell venture]

surely 999 is the cap

[fresh rose]

Who hacked your account wtf

[rocky geode]

yeah

[placid sail]

О БОЖЕ МОЙ АРТЕМКА

[rocky geode]

i

do

[placid sail]

КОРОТКАЯ РАБОЧАЯ НЕДЕЛЯ

[naive bison]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCRP6DxeBUc

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-brule-orgasm-funny-chills-gif-8291454

[river zealot]

Whats the reason?

[narrow lotus]

Stand ready for my arrivel Cockrider

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/party-time-gif-24196107

[placid sail]

some fucking state holiday or something

[naive bison]

i dont like the weird stopmotion animation

looks like dogshit

[somber sandal]

i lost my 1st place because im not on pc

[placid sail]

like I fucking care, but short work week!

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/lukaskosik-salt-bae-legs-spread-gif-22509770

[river zealot]

Lucky you

[fresh rose]

So it looks like tarkov

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/judgemental-aristocrat-volturi-gif-23598881

[fresh rose]

Good enough

[shell venture]

why did it say world fucking premiere lmao

[placid sail]

(inb4 haha you still need to work on holidays fuck you)

[shell venture]

2007 called

[rocky geode]

me pretending to he jewish to collect all 246 holidays they have every year

[minor cypress]

When even the slavs get more holidays than me

[fresh rose]

imagine not having holiday every month

[rocky geode]

its okay at least twink day is coming up pookie

[shell venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/939529587002589205/1192205265261580358/ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[minor cypress]

Ever since nights, holidays are just magical days i don't happen to work and its slow

[fresh rose]

We still work 80% of them

[rocky geode]

i work all of them LOL

[placid sail]

my guy you americans have one of the shittiest work conditions possible, it's not "even you slavs", you guys are really milked dry

[rocky geode]

state wants its gambling money

[rocky geode]

speak for yourself i just took a fat nap on this shift

[minor cypress]

Trust me, i know lol. At least on holidays, no sane person is bugging us

[rocky geode]

no healthcare but i can go home and clean my gun

based american life in 2025

[river zealot]

A boob a day keeps the shotgun away

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/john-evans-leonard-pyle-private-pyle-full-metal-jacket-gif-20619495

[minor cypress]

And on a normal day, its quiet and i can chill or game. But when its busy, it sucks.

[placid sail]

no holidays but I get to clean my gun...

[rocky geode]

there's 4 of those at the house too

[fresh rose]

Iedy has influenced you I see

[rocky geode]

boobs not shottys

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-halo2-halo-oorah-gif-15782884

[naive bison]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7hO5h9LcsY

how gta 4 runs natively

[minor cypress]

At least i always get a 3 or 4 day weekend every week

[naive bison]

DO NOT INSTALL THAT BTW PROBABLY SCAM THANK YOU

[rocky geode]

too late

game is fire, and ive already mined the dude 3 bitcoin

win win

[placid sail]

ironically, there's a valid concern our department is getting molested on the holidays still

[rocky geode]

nice

[placid sail]

I'm pondering the idea of running away in the forest so the messages can't reach me for sure

[rocky geode]

bro wheres THAT socialism

i wana get diddled for christmas

why arent my taxes going into yoinking me hoff

[minor cypress]

[naive bison]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/721898296771215414/1364987912784969833/jimmy-butler-what-am-i-reading.gif

[rocky geode]

i said what i said whos first

[visual stirrup]

pet fox seems cool
but their piss is absolutely foul
if you have a pet fox, the people walking past your house on the sidewalk will smell it

[minor cypress]

The pidgeons will find you

[rocky geode]

same with women

[naive bison]

fox piss smeller spotted

[frail scaffold]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/shittyskylines/s/iHfBuNmwcM

How it feels using the nj turnpike

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-gif-21418885

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/regular-show-rigby-birds-bird-raccoon-gif-19557286

[fresh rose]

The next best Serbian highway

Hell yea

[visual stirrup]

"minor spelling mistake" would have been funnier

[rocky geode]

i watch a fox rescue on youtube and the little goblins like to steal the camera and drag it into their den

pov: youre going to fox brazil

[visual stirrup]

"absolutely fowl"

[minor cypress]

Is cs2 still shit

[rocky geode]

no its suddenly a good game

took em 25 years

[placid sail]

time to release cs3

y'all got too comfortable

[minor cypress]

Don't they giggle?

[frail scaffold]

They're not pets its from a save a fox

[minor cypress]

Or cackle

[visual stirrup]

new display name just dropped
this is some "autogenerated username for xbox 360" type shit

[rocky geode]

they do be KEKEKEKEKEKEKEing

[river zealot]

@narrow lotus

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus @river zealot

WAITER WAITER

MORE HEAT

PLEASE

[placid sail]

they laugh like your female coworker with irritatingly high-pitched voice

[river zealot]

someone said heat?

[frail scaffold]

Idk but i do find it funny that city skylines wanted to have accurate parking lots for cars but couldn't because of how much land they wasted

[eager igloo]

Someone fell for the durian chocolate

[rocky geode]

you look like youre british and you have some cuck call of duty youtube channel in 2014

wwwwWHATSUPGUYSSSSSS HEY GUYS THAKS FOR SSSSMSSHIN THAT LOIKE BU'ON

[minor cypress]

Every day after his first nap, he sits here and chitterrs and yowls at me

[eager igloo]

Noticed the smell while still in the corridor

[minor cypress]

With the xalrider gaze

[heady crow]

i cant believe a band actually went to brazil

[fresh rose]

Wait what the fuck

[rocky geode]

the creatureeee

[heady crow]

he looks like he has 6 braincells

[fresh rose]

WAIT HOLY SHIT

[visual stirrup]

:dracula:

[fresh rose]

I CAN LIVE

I CAN FUCKING LIVE

[minor cypress]

Hes the smart one surprisingly

[frail scaffold]

Im gonna buy fear and hunger, surely nothing goes wrong in that game

[visual stirrup]

what happened to the fucking dracula flow emoji?

[fresh rose]

Wait nvm

[coarse bear]

Bit warm today

[fresh rose]

Humidity 50%

[visual stirrup]

@grizzled meadow

[rocky geode]

this mf built like a skin tag

[wraith osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/moonless-dog-fear-and-hunger-el-jugadorsito133-thegamersito133-soup-gif-13196021355775651833

dog

[rocky geode]

bird

[frail scaffold]

Me The actual nanosecond it hits 80 degrees

[placid sail]

you really should raid russian border for some ACs

[minor cypress]

His brother, not so much

[frail scaffold]

Fat

[river zealot]

big googly eye

[coarse bear]

Nah

[placid sail]

fat

[coarse bear]

Not until 40

[rocky geode]

he me fe fr

[heady crow]

did the dark one steal his braincells

[river zealot]

@narrow lotus

[placid sail]

it's an orang there was a single cell to begin with

[narrow lotus]

yoo is this a maine coon

[minor cypress]

No, he keeps them safe. This orange cat is extra retarded

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/maine-coon-main-coon-fox1y-gif-26457326

[minor cypress]

Yeah, some mix of it

[frail scaffold]

Idk what my cat is

Too small for a maine coon

[eager igloo]

Sinker...

[placid sail]

I like the first car more

[frail scaffold]

She is an asshole tho

[minor cypress]

Spoiled goblins

[fresh rose]

I too would boil and die if it hit 80 degrees celsius

[frail scaffold]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/927761489073418311.gif?quality=lossless&name=reveal_troll&size=48

[placid sail]

nominally calico

half-assedly calico

"I needed it for the benefits" calico

[rocky geode]

and this lil fat muffin

[minor cypress]

I wish i could stare at the wall with half his effort

[rocky geode]

she schleep on the sound dampening foam

[placid sail]

he is experiencing a thought

it's a difficult process for him

[rocky geode]

hes trying to eat with his mind

[minor cypress]

This is what he started as.

[rocky geode]

they tend to do that yeah

[placid sail]

orang seed

[minor cypress]

Turn bathroom light on, get jumpscared by orange loaf of the boreal foodbowl

[wraith osprey]

new rug

padding for feet

he is like a step ladder

[rocky geode]

he is existing

[minor cypress]

He has 2 couches, 2 beds, 2 rugs, and a dog sized heating pad

[rocky geode]

and 1 rug apparently

[minor cypress]

And he chooses the most obstructive route between me and shitting

[placid sail]

he's such a chonker holy

[split canyon]

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[pseudo robin]

I cast summon twink

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1379080141178933311/omori-not-now.webp

[prisma venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1353695185661329441/1362067289070895295/togif-1.gif

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1379080165883117768/omori-pink-hair.webp

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/thesopranos-death-dying-takemenow-sopranos-gif-13205360

[rocky geode]

i cast put on the cat ears!

[narrow lotus]

[placid sail]

wuh guh I'm shitting I'm pissing!!! etc

[narrow lotus]

yoo

[tidal trellis]

Do not disturb the pink hair and proverbs session

[tidal trellis]

I do not take my phone into the bathroom! That's gross!

[minor cypress]

He knows

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/what-what-the-what-the-hell-wtf-gif-8562994133044611418

[visual stirrup]

He's single, ladies

[rocky geode]

i got a proverb for ya

[narrow lotus]

what did flop sayt

[rocky geode]

confuscious say:

bottom twink give succ

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1336322298709278811/1336322640809426975/omori-mari-omori.gif

[rocky geode]

i do

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-turkiye-kaan-ozdil-man-gif-19334490

[pseudo robin]

Strongest American vs weakest Turk

[rocky geode]

holds u at gunpoint for a romantic candle lit dinner*

[prisma venture]

yes

[rocky geode]

NO

[minor cypress]

All those places to loaf, he chooses the worst place

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1373220194549501962/omori-god-omori.webp

[prisma venture]

eat

[tidal trellis]

Omg he's so cute my heart (though he needs little exercise)

[prisma venture]

it

[prisma venture]

GIVE ME TUTORAIL ON THI

SF UFCLK

I NEED THAT

[river zealot]

moving to scandinavia sounds very good right now

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-and-take-my-money-gif-13250127

[rocky geode]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEhSrNHYizI

[worldly gate]

Here you go chief

https://youtu.be/QEPN5_rM6b0?si=Lz8qbyhzs2sOKcRB

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1379080105887797349/aubrey-omori_6.webp

[visual stirrup]

the last based thing turkey did was shooting down that russian fighter for violating turkish airspace

[prisma venture]

THANK U GOOD SIR THANK YOU

[placid sail]

the shitter rug is where you would eventually be, the table is probably where you hang out, the obese lord seeks your attention

[tidal trellis]

What does that mean!

[prisma venture]

now my alcoholism be done

[rocky geode]

not for long hes not

gonna make that man my wife

[placid sail]

be advised the twink is already married to depressed american

consult the pinned messages

[rocky geode]

dont care didnt ask L + ratio + i cast 9mm

[visual stirrup]

Said as if to advertise that a man is single
appropriate to say after he says something that makes him appealing

but what you said was the least manly thing posted here in months
so my remark is just sarcasm

[placid sail]

if that is how american laws work so be it I guess

[rocky geode]

this makes him more appealing i dont understand

[placid sail]

by the right of the second amendment, your husband has been replaced flop

[rocky geode]

the right to fuck flop SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

the pounding fathers felt very strongly about that

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1379080060723658892/wags-finger-wag.webp

What is going on!!!

[placid sail]

very dramatic for server's sloppy seconds twink but okay

[tidal trellis]

Why is flop being flirted with, and WHY IS THERE SUCH INTENSE HEAT, THE WEATHER WAS PERFECT NOT LONG AGO

[minor cypress]

We exercise him and monitor his intake. Hes just biggly

[tidal trellis]

Oh good

I had a orange cat like that, one point

[minor cypress]

Supposedly, orange cats have shit camo, so they developed the extra fat flop armor to compensate

[coarse bear]

Why are you speaking in third person

[minor cypress]

Its some special stomach pouch

[coarse bear]

Fuck you, have a butterfly

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1379080107347415050/omori-scarab.webp

[rocky geode]

I knew you liked it u little twink

[minor cypress]

Primordial pouch maxxing

[placid sail]

gonna call mine such as well

[tidal trellis]

no busy I think that's just fat

[coarse bear]

Nah you got a fupa

[placid sail]

nuh uh it's a stomach pouch for deflecting the hits

[rocky geode]

no thats literally where the baby cats are supposed to vibe

[tidal trellis]

Who are you fighting????

[rocky geode]

the baby cats are like lil shields

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/gato-barrigudo-matildo-gif-6008073825844751401

[fresh rose]

We need to kill you for typing this sentence

[rocky geode]

i volunteer to kill him with cock

[minor cypress]

Its true. Usually they hang out in whatever room we have. Nero, the brown one, has a nightly ritual of tucking us in and snuggling. Then bubby the orange lad lays on my chest or legs to sleep

[fresh rose]

https://tenor.com/view/get-out-door-calebcity-go-outside-bad-gif-16563865

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1373220710234984588/omorimari-sitalone.webp

[rocky geode]

so yes?

so yes

[placid sail]

a cat laying on the chest is both suffocating and extremely adorable and pleasant

[tidal trellis]

curse this weather, I hate summers,I hate summers, I hate summers

[rocky geode]

especially the chonk ones

[tidal trellis]

Can winter pls return

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/ice-gif-26004936

"OH CRUMBS"

[rocky geode]

mating season

[minor cypress]

I've had to train him to acually loaf and lay down properly, usually i just grab his front paws and adjust him

Otherwise he will stand on you

[tidal trellis]

I am not an species or animal!

[rocky geode]

yea the OOF is real

[rocky geode]

we'll see about that

[placid sail]

moderators to aisle brainfart, moderators to aisle brainfart, the helper is being touched again

[river zealot]

@visual stirrup whats the lore

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/and-i-got-news-for-you-ice-t-i-have-relationships-with-women-delivering-news-funny-gif-3661437945540638067

[wraith osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/javier-bardem-anton-got-it-think-about-it-ok-gif-17428218

[minor cypress]

And ~20lb of cat on your sternum focused into 4 small pawpoints hurts

[rocky geode]

bro they lean on one paw too

[placid sail]

pawpoints

[narrow lotus]

who made u modder

[rocky geode]

on purpose

[upper shore]

FACE THE RIGHTEOUS FURY OF THE whatever i forgot

[narrow lotus]

what mod did u do

[primal rapids]

Flop confirmed not a member of Homo Sapiens

[upper shore]

[rocky geode]

and then are like hmm 20lbs biscuits time? yes its time

[placid sail]

whoever implied otherwise?

[rocky geode]

but definitely a member of homo

[wraith osprey]

buddy

pal

you are a homosexual

that is all

[coarse bear]

Have a sneaky frog too (he's actively escaping)

[primal rapids]

Eat him

[placid sail]

since when there are forests in kazakhstan

[shell venture]

you are scared of whiteboy summer

[rocky geode]

no im straight if flop is my wife (im not)

[coarse bear]

Have a spider too, busy

[placid sail]

now this looks more like I imagine your plate realm

[coarse bear]

2 steps away it's all grass and trees too

[rocky geode]

flop pov

on the way to my place

[placid sail]

lies

impossible

[coarse bear]

Possible

[visual stirrup]

#🎪bruh-fart message
minor spelling mistake

[narrow lotus]

ewwww

p!ew

[foggy mantle]

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[rocky geode]

wtf u told me Kazakhstan was just full of dog poop

liar

[minor cypress]

Its cute until he wakes you up by baking bread on your sternum because he saw unspeakable horrors (bottom of foodbowl)

[visual stirrup]

before i corrected it

[coarse bear]

It's all fun and games till your leg disappears in the muddy bottom

[rocky geode]

hmmm

still kinda worrh

[placid sail]

where have you stolen the forests for yourself

[minor cypress]

Daily snuggles

[coarse bear]

Soviet union

[rocky geode]

our forests comrade

[placid sail]

looting the forests warehouse smh

[minor cypress]

This is why we don't buy him anything besides heating pads

[placid sail]

people who buy specialized cat gear are fools

[minor cypress]

Always looking guilty as shit

[placid sail]

the principle is old as the sun

if it fits, I sits

[placid sail]

the pose and the look make it looks like he's shitting

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/water-cooling-gif-24008042

[minor cypress]

Sometimes they watch birds together

I swear he has a neck

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-cat-gif-27161395

[river zealot]

@narrow lotus

[placid sail]

my Arrakis. my Dune.

[minor cypress]

I wish they'd stop trying to trip me or argue over who is defending the bathroom. Can't shit in peace without the mewstapo escort

I go to shower, they stay parked outside the door.

[placid sail]

you are vulnerable when you shit or shower

the tribe must protect

[narrow lotus]

peak

[fresh rose]

He wants to be a giraffe so bad

[quaint ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/860115243556012082/1381583346680729701/ssstwitter.com_1749419295644.mp4?ex=68480b42&is=6846b9c2&hm=7ed5b0bf144386d717583603519b5af4d22d78008d999d9ca5908667e22a251b&

[minor cypress]

We should have named him calus

[coarse bear]

Fuck this guy

[lusty sonnet]

"Grow fat with power"

[rocky geode]

instead i nam "darling"

[solar coral]

have daughter
give her cool ass pet
kill cool ass pet
"why does my daughter want me dead?!"

Caital is so girlboss

[coarse bear]

Not sorry, nerd, I forgot Destiny lore

[solar coral]

anyway now that zavala VA died we can never have caivala/zaital romance arc

:C

[minor cypress]

Hold on let me check the archives

[minor cypress]

Not mine but a friend made some shitposts right after he passed

[solar coral]

OMG boondocks <3

[naive bison]

drop some quotes from boondocks

rn

[solar coral]

I likes ya and I wants ya

[naive bison]

otherwise fake fan

[solar coral]

now we can do this the easy way

or tha hawd way

I also like
his name aint catchER freeman, its catchA freeman

[naive bison]

i ALMOST

got the wrong colonist addicted to luciferium

[solar coral]

dwarf fortress

[naive bison]

meant to use it on ian to fix "frail"

[solar coral]

oh dwarf fortress without the thing that makes dwarf fortress goated

[naive bison]

which is?

[solar coral]

the lack of graphics

[naive bison]

that's not a good thing

[solar coral]

fym

clearly this is peak

[naive bison]

blud playing on a fallout hacking minigame

"this gameplay is fire"

[pale ingot]

the evil dwarf

[solar coral]

evil dwarf fortress

[solar coral]

this hacking minigame was bullshit ngl

literally encourages savescumming ong

[naive bison]

yeah it's stupid and time consuming

[solar coral]

the best hacking minigame is that one in uhhh whats it called

the one with "oh my god JC a bomb" guy

deus ex

[pale ingot]

i cant do these clear missions

[frail scaffold]

TRUE

https://tenor.com/view/getting-hit-dwarf-fortress-whiplash-pixel-art-gif-3084994362753341008

My dwarf ate my book on stoicism

Hasnt been the same since

[solar coral]

fucking ROLLING at this

[pale ingot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/904058827534635038/1034127756612620388/caption-1-6.gif

[frail scaffold]

Made it up rn ty ty

[pale ingot]

bit thirsty

[rocky geode]

monkee

[hazy finch]

joe biden?!???!??

[dreamy flax]

New nickname: Nicola

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/tesla-and-einstein-luma-ai-gif-14475294631445060178

[prisma venture]

Living the dream

[hazy finch]

fat fuck

[minor cypress]

[frosty depot]

chad

[hazy finch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/853726500371955742/915012711232970752/unknown.gif

‎

‎

@pseudo robin

[coarse bear]

Chainsaw man?

[pseudo robin]

First Nations operators

[minor cypress]

If thats what the toilet demon looks like

[coarse bear]

Looks weak and retarded
Probably

[hazy finch]

going behind frontlines to sabotage enemy fuel reserves

[narrow lotus]

@stone blade @river zealot

[river zealot]

looking at birbs

[stone blade]

sneak 100

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/long-tears-gif-11087877242190144149

[quaint ore]

@placid sail @coarse bear @river zealot @naive bison

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1353824769769738283/1381608598873837681/25eaa9ae11a8d351d97c4d16c9cb323e.mp4?ex=684822c7&is=6846d147&hm=ab069de00715e0bacfcf2b4776db8cca78b0b70bb413faa2325578080106d36c&

We all heard these voices

[river zealot]

this guy sounds familiar

[quaint ore]

He's a voice actor

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/гладвалакас-смішна-gif-26734447

[lyric horizon]

Nah

Its just

Yknow

Funny shit

No?

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/finger-masturbate-masturbation-gif-4994332

[lyric horizon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1225903594675372124/1379202481221013574/ezgif-6e7d00055939be.gif

[tidal trellis]

thats just wrong, eugh

[pale ingot]

hi twink

[placid sail]

who asked you

[shell venture]

?

it's a hand

[placid sail]

shoo, go away, until you're summoned by the twink sign

[split canyon]

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[dreamy flax]

💞 Love calculator

busy + Flop = 51%

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1344220902597853194/aubrey-aubrey-omori.webp

[tidal trellis]

as if

[placid sail]

I take it the 51% is from flop side

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/goblin-green-monster-typing-working-computer-gif-21182775

[placid sail]

it's been so long since I've used a disc

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/guiding-bolt-magic-spell-skyrim-gif-20615177

[placid sail]

none of my last pcs even had a drive

[visual stirrup]

SD card slots need to make a comeback

physical spinning drives fucking suck

[minor cypress]

1st pc build foolishly had a cd drive. It was only used for ripping movie rentals a few times

[placid sail]

ah the good ol times of nero and alcohol 120

[minor cypress]

[glad carbon]

CD drives are kinda goated but never get like a frontplate one

just get an external CD thingy

[coarse bear]

You didn't have to age me 10 years just now

[frail scaffold]

is industry moving to SSDs?

[placid sail]

think of all the tiny mongoloids here who never used a CD, dry

[fading mountain]

I love playing games, but my arms get tired after having to crank the spinner for 30mins

[visual stirrup]

plebe

get a foot pedal

like a normal person

[minor cypress]

In personal computers and laptops? Sure. In backups? Tape is king still

[dreamy flax]

📚 mongoloid

Term for a [mentally retarded] person. This used to be used to denote people with [Down's Syndrome], and now is just generally [derogatory].

That [Matt] Cancian is a [real] mongoloid. What [an idiot]!

[minor cypress]

7200 rpm drives are still cheap, readily available, and good for things that don't need to go super fast

[frail scaffold]

i was thinking more server storage kinda

[narrow lotus]

p!ew

[foggy mantle]

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[minor cypress]

Never read a game manual on the drive home

[narrow lotus]

i remember the Halo CE manual

holyyy

it had lore and everything

[minor cypress]

[placid sail]

С&C generals manual is the one that stayed in my memory

nothing fancy about it, but the unit pictures and description was still fun to read

[minor cypress]

Why does japan get the good shit

Where was this in my childhood, holy peak

[glad carbon]

this song goes hard

[prisma venture]

so fucking true 🙏

[pale ingot]

YES I AM A MONGOLOID
YES WE ARE THAT

Yo, FUCK olive haters

i fw olives heavy

[grizzled meadow]

No one was using it, I knew someone would use it five seconds after removing it, bastards

[pale ingot]

murphy's law

[placid sail]

AI is definitely replacing Falco

he may be already replaced

[lusty sonnet]

i used that one

[river zealot]

we have so many useless emotes in this

but they deleted dracula

[weary pivot]

[frail scaffold]

ai would be really good at replacing management roles but we dont see it taking those roles

curious..

[river zealot]

who uses any of the faction emoets man

[placid sail]

AI would be exceptionally shitty at replacing management what are you talking about

[river zealot]

ai has like no fucking logic

[placid sail]

no AI definitely has logic

[frail scaffold]

youre implying these roles require logic

[pale ingot]

[frail scaffold]

they just look at numbers now

[placid sail]

but it has no sense whatsoever to wonky and minute interactions of humans

[frail scaffold]

thats what ai does perfectly

the only exception being an on site manager

[placid sail]

AI could only manage an environment that is as sterile and narrow as it is, say, some fully automated factory perhaps

the moment it has to manage people, it's fucking doomed

[narrow sorrel]

no, people are doomed

see: feeding chatGPT resumes

[frail scaffold]

with HR i feel like it already manages me cus these ppl aint ppl

[hazy finch]

someone sent a spray of their dick comparing it to a coca cola diet can

[pseudo robin]

[placid sail]

aside from niche and foremost IT specs, still cheaper and easier to employ human slaves

plus there's definitely going to be some regulation to leave some of the jobs for the poor meat bags from the governments whenever the fully replaced part of the market becomes big enough

except for america of course

y'all motherfuckers are getting thrown under the train faster than you could say MAGA

[narrow sorrel]

Is IT spec still OP in mordor?

[placid sail]

it mirrors the global market in the sense that the demand for starting positions is minimal because of the oversaturation, and demand for qualified ones is bigger than ever

[frail scaffold]

literally everywhere

[pale ingot]

@tidal trellis Hey

[frail scaffold]

that shit would hurt to get hit by

[pale ingot]

augmented pimp hand

[narrow sorrel]

aren't russian firms obligated to pay beeg monies due to the risk of talent simply working remotely for a foreign company?

[frail scaffold]

this is doomfist

[narrow sorrel]

inb4 it's still pittance

[frail scaffold]

everywhere here* i should add

[placid sail]

no clue, but why would they employ one when there's 50 Artyoms anxiously waiting for any opening from which 3 are even somewhat experienced

[narrow sorrel]

inb4 russian companies are paying foreigners to do it

[tidal trellis]

Shoo! I'm GAMMA'ing, do you mind!

[split canyon]

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[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1379079975751122974/school-omori-tenor.webp

[frail scaffold]

whats worse gamma or school

[tidal trellis]

Idk find out

[frail scaffold]

gamma

i did find out

[placid sail]

it's usually the other way around, russian skillful ITs skittering like roaches to any foreign company good enough, because money is better and there's no chance to get elected to fight for Dombabve

[frail scaffold]

at least school gives you skills

[narrow sorrel]

Dombabwe

[tidal trellis]

This fog is really killing my spring, sunny green atmosphere, smh

[placid sail]

I hang out in a chat of russian IT guys with good specs and almost none of them lives in Russia anymore

[narrow sorrel]

(formerly Rhodensk)

[frail scaffold]

im tryna think of where ill go if i cant live here anymore

[placid sail]

oh, two chats, actually, the other fully relocated too

[narrow sorrel]

oh shid

I actually know an IT guy in donetsk

[frail scaffold]

but we also have a house here so its like, a root thats hard to pull out

[placid sail]

it's five billion rockets

boom

[narrow sorrel]

but I think he is actually indirectly an employee of your state security apparatus

[placid sail]

it would be real fucking difficult to live in Donetsk and work for Ukraine

[narrow sorrel]

in this economy? can't go anywhere anyways
Commute somewhere else for work I guess lmao

[river zealot]

good thing about IT, is that you can earn a western pay and live in a shithole

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-the-plan-matthew-the-raven-patton-oswalt-the-sandman-thats-what-we-will-do-gif-26662855

[narrow sorrel]

Well, rather, he doesn't work for another 3rd party anyways lol

[frail scaffold]

it wont be for a couple years at least so i got time to see how things change

teehee

[placid sail]

there's entire enclaves of russians now in Vietnam, Thailand, Georgia, India etc because those ITs people can get their check remotely from anywhere else

[frail scaffold]

can they even get local work or is it just the allure of remote higher wages

[placid sail]

which is a fucking shame because the last thing you want to see while being a tourist abroad is another russian

[narrow sorrel]

I suffer in hardware (acutally unemployed rn)

[placid sail]

that's the deal, it could be local, it could be remote

[frail scaffold]

is that.....

[placid sail]

praise be the new IT cosmopolitan strata

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/maynard-pazzo-gif-21359078

[frail scaffold]

i love how i recognized him

[slender rock]

yes it is

[narrow sorrel]

isn't the joke that they both introduce themselves as being from some other former-soviet country despite both being former Muscovites?

[frail scaffold]

god bless

i wanna get into IT but thats for future thinking

[visual stirrup]

[frail scaffold]

current job might let me work in tech repair tho

we shall see

[narrow sorrel]

the inverse of balkaner/turkish/greek people arguing from neighboring apartment blocks in berlin

[slender rock]

he's torturing his offsprings it seems

[frail scaffold]

computers is what im good at but being good at it dont mean shit no more

[visual stirrup]

and the rest of the emoji pool is used?

I haven't seen anybody use half of these

[placid sail]

oh there's plenty of people who are not only failing to assimilate there but have no idea how to or plan to

but I would assume the smarter ones would indeed keep it hush hush

[narrow sorrel]

assimilating in thailand?!

IS MADI THERE?!

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/welcome-to-bangkok-tinger-hseih-dash-of-ting-please-enjoy-yourself-in-bangkok-make-yourself-at-home-in-bangkok-gif-26601729

[hazy finch]

it is absolutely vital we keep the 18 different variants of the same kek emoji

[frail scaffold]

i like this one

[slender rock]

yes

[narrow sorrel]

Krung Thep Thawarawadi Si Ayutthaya

[frail scaffold]

pls dont remove this one

[placid sail]

it's extra funny with those southern asian countries because they immediately caught wind of that and there's now russian bars and restaurants there

[river zealot]

yeah bangcock alright

[placid sail]

so the plague is extra strong there

at least I've been told of such establishments in Vietnam

[narrow sorrel]

is China too oppressive

[slender rock]

bangkok where your hole is someones goal!

[frail scaffold]

i read that some other country is implementing high speed rail
Then theres america with more highways that are stagnate on being built

i really thought the roadwork to get back into my town would be done after i moved back home

it actually looked less done when i came back

[narrow sorrel]

I live in outer metro ATL so

[placid sail]

you should implement giant ass cars that travel from city to city, in which you can ride a smaller car inside

like a cart track

[frail scaffold]

that would probably get more traction here

[placid sail]

so there's maximum car action

[narrow sorrel]

They exist already but I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to be inside your vehicle while it's carrying cars kek

[frail scaffold]

ppl hear trains and assume shit will have to be bulldozed, ignore all the bulldozing done for highways and parking lots tho

[frail scaffold]

lmfaoooo

[placid sail]

that's not effective enough, smaller cars are not driving

[narrow sorrel]

what

[placid sail]

so much more gas could have been burned

[frail scaffold]

EXACTLY

thats what i was about to say

[narrow sorrel]

Just run the engine I guess kek

[frail scaffold]

fossil fuel companies need to eat too cmon

[visual stirrup]

and trains are so expensive, ya know?

not like freeways

that are free

and pay for themselves

[placid sail]

I'm telling you. we're making a giant ass car, enough to house a cart track inside. that car goes from city to city. and while inside that giant car, you get into a tiny car and drive around the track

[minor cypress]

https://medium.com/@stevensaus/vending-bench-was-milgrams-obedience-experiment-in-reverse-and-we-failed-66b2e778ec40

[frail scaffold]

trying to tell the average american how much the government subsidizes gas and other car related things and they just plug their ears and go lalalala

[narrow sorrel]

oh, I understand now

[minor cypress]

Nah thats cope

[narrow sorrel]

can we start importing BYD/Geely now

preferably without the tariff

[frail scaffold]

i want the kei trucks

[narrow sorrel]

What could go wrong

[placid sail]

an american arrives to Singapore, realizes the personal license for a car is expensive as all fuck, which is why there's an armada of taxis and other public transports, and that having his own car is very expensive and needless

[frail scaffold]

without state governments constantly sticking their dick in the way

[placid sail]

his head proceeds to explode

[thick wadi]

[frail scaffold]

cars always should of stayed a luxury

[narrow sorrel]

"should of" shine noooooooo

[minor cypress]

Its got logic, and some semblance of pattern recognition, but loses the plot in long terms. Its best off as an assistant, pattern recognition and for creative usage, but loses the plot long term

[placid sail]

I have never driven a car nor I intend to

[placid sail]

and America's obsession with them is puzzling and amusing to me

[narrow sorrel]

doesnt your conscription card get another tag if you know how to drive a car kek

[placid sail]

russians do love cars too, but not to THAT point

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/hitman-agent-47-gif-14272709568167148934

[naive bison]

love this emote

does something to my low iq brain

[thick wadi]

you have to differentiate between how much of america is just, rural areas

[slender rock]

this is a doubleedged sword

[frail scaffold]

explain?

[slender rock]

while yes and no

[placid sail]

my guy the entirety of Russia safe for a bunch of cities is a rural area

[narrow sorrel]

Denali in the middle of a city

[slender rock]

well if they did spend more on public transit, which I use all the time anyways its also expected people don't be fucking nasty that makes it cost more to run

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/hmm-suspect-gif-22611582

[naive bison]

HEEEEEEEEEEEEELPA

[slender rock]

E.I people puking, smoking meth, degenercy on the busses and trains

[placid sail]

we have buses, trams, trains, planes, helicopters, ships

[minor cypress]

Lots of space, gotta get places somehow

[narrow sorrel]

It's more that you get cucked out of participating in the economy if you don't have a personal car in most places

[placid sail]

going "but it's difficult to get there" is just cope

[slender rock]

but the american mindset is all about individualism so, public transit will be treated like shit

people are terrible

now behind a wheel they're worse...

just make places fucking walkable goddamn it

[frail scaffold]

now behind the wheel they can kill other people by just being stupid

[visual stirrup]

normalize beheading people for being rude

[placid sail]

we even have private tiny buses that travel a set route

[manic cave]

Make everyone crash into each other problem solved

[thick wadi]

is there public transport tho?

[slender rock]

rude is not it

[thick wadi]

cuz there isnt here

[slender rock]

being a gross motherfucker now

[visual stirrup]

pussy
I bet you've never beheaded anybody in your life

[narrow sorrel]

Passenger trains aren't totally fucked iirc

[thick wadi]

public transport is very very rare here

[slender rock]

YET 🙂

[slender rock]

here is?

[thick wadi]

the states

[narrow sorrel]

Do you need a car if you live east of the urals?

[placid sail]

usually it's trains and buses, if we're talking some frozen planet type shit balls deep in the wilds, you're on your own or on the mercy of some helicopte/all terrain diesel fuckface monster

[frail scaffold]

i do agree with all of this, better funded and cared for public transit will help and the terrible people on public transit is more of a consequence of public transit serving more people in poverty

[slender rock]

for midwest and smaller cities/rural areas yeah

[slender rock]

it also would help it didn't take 2 fucking hours to go 18.3 miles

💀

[placid sail]

fuck, even my middle of nowhere childhood village with nature reclaimining forsaken houses had rare buses going

[frail scaffold]

ofc

[narrow sorrel]

DENSITY? IN MY UNPLANNED URBAN SPRAWL?!

[frail scaffold]

i find the irony of america is putting a bike shop along a highway

[narrow sorrel]

[frail scaffold]

like in my area

[thick wadi]

yeah like, we just dont have that stuff here in most places

[frail scaffold]

its fucking hilarious

[slender rock]

you mean sacramento

[frail scaffold]

and the bike shop sells no bikes other than mountain bikes and those homo racing ones that are made of paper

no real utility bikes

IT SUCKS

[narrow sorrel]

Outer ATL

[slender rock]

are you copying us or we copying you

[placid sail]

because, as we established before, car-centered reality

[slender rock]

🤔

hmm

hmmmmm

[narrow sorrel]

idk, can we resurrect William T. Sherman and burn the city to the ground again kek

[thick wadi]

we dont even have sidewalks in most of the places near me lol

[frail scaffold]

Id literally kill someone to have the ability to get a nice hybrid bike without having to order one

[placid sail]

I could imagine some fucking american politician initially saying "public transport sounds kinda gae and COMMUNISTIC" and everyone going YEAH YEAH FUCK THAT

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/doja-cat-star-wars-gif-25078126

[placid sail]

though if my movie knowledge is correct, your schools have buses that attend to children, right?

[thick wadi]

this is unironically the argument in some too-far-gone areas

[frail scaffold]

dont forget nimbys

[slender rock]

you mean nosey karen sqaud

[frail scaffold]

"we cant build that here, more people will have access to public facilities and not fall into the cycle of poverty!"

[thick wadi]

yeah somehow we have schoolbuses for all of these places but not actual public transport

[primal rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/720401774669725707/1381519152006697052/just-thinking-about-admiral-nagumos-decision-to-not-launch-v0-jnxcrt55xc4e1.png?ex=6847cf79&is=68467df9&hm=c6a1ade2aca113de259c7c9752bf54000b325f3a3f10b68839e16e190db4a2ff&

[placid sail]

curious how schools having public transport is not gae and communistic

[frail scaffold]

or veterans having government funded healthcare

[placid sail]

(to get rid of stupid children and proceed to grind that bread with minimum distraction I guess)

[slender rock]

strange isn't it

[thick wadi]

because the people arguing that dont want to have to take care of their children

schoolbuses help that

[pale ingot]

mr piss right before commiting his cardinal sin

[slender rock]

scumbag parents

[frail scaffold]

i love going on a walk and when 8am hits the streets immediately get 90% more cars cus parents dropping their kids off to a school less than a mile away

america is COOKED bro

[thick wadi]

holy shit yeah

[narrow lotus]

literally me

[placid sail]

truly, any scheme could be pulled while screaming COMMUNISTIC and YOUR FREEDOM loud enough

[thick wadi]

all the sudden my small shit town turns into inner city slums traffic

[minor cypress]

Imagine this for 100s of miles

[narrow lotus]

fuckin cs source in my channel

pog

[primal rapids]

School funding is also absolutely stupid. Back in ye olden days when I went to high school, the school itself was a shithole, the textbooks were 40 years out of date and falling apart, and almost all of the funding was diverted towards making sure the sports fields were in peak condition because that’s clearly the only thing that matters

[frail scaffold]

me: 🚶‍♂️

[hazy finch]

@narrow lotus

[thick wadi]

im not purchasing the video codec i need to watch that cs vid

fuck you win 11

[frail scaffold]

real asf

[slender rock]

flashbang facial

[slender rock]

wat?

[thick wadi]

man i love source

[slender rock]

you serious?

[placid sail]

ohhh another one of my movie knowledge

[slender rock]

hold on

[placid sail]

the cheerleaders and funny bulky people in armor

[narrow sorrel]

yes but it's basically just one 2way trip a day

[slender rock]

w11 needs a codec to play fucking webm?

what

[thick wadi]

embeded MP4s on discord dont play

lmfao

[slender rock]

WHAT

THE

FUCK

[thick wadi]

i fucking hate ms

[hazy finch]

thats an mp4 file

[frail scaffold]

our local highschool is getting an entirely new wing built rn but still cant pay teachers a living wage

[narrow sorrel]

Although sometimes the buses have to make multiple 2way trips for different institutions

[frail scaffold]

[hazy finch]

i have win 11 no the fuck you dont need a codec for this shit

[thick wadi]

i used to live in texas

[slender rock]

I figured its already in there

[thick wadi]

those schools were built like football stadiums

[slender rock]

so either your shit is fucked up then

because..

like

[frail scaffold]

our school was built like a prison

[fading mountain]

WHOA THEY MADE GARYS MOD REAL

[minor cypress]

The dark area, endless cornscape

[slender rock]

what if it was

👀

[placid sail]

I suspect that teachers would be one of the first on the line to be attempted to be replaced by AI, actually, despite however ill-advised it is

[thick wadi]

all signs pointed to me needing to purchase a video codec when i had tried to figure this shit out ages ago

[narrow sorrel]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FLATLANDERS GET OUT

[thick wadi]

cope

lol

[slender rock]

you done messed it aa-kron

[thick wadi]

we pulling up to cope county

[hazy finch]

did you lobotomise your OS or something?

[thick wadi]

i have done nothing retarded

swear

[narrow sorrel]

Isn't Akron an actually decent-sized city?

[hazy finch]

are you playing the video from discord or what

[minor cypress]

i was wondering if someone would see it

[lusty sonnet]

man's living in the netherlands with how flat it is

[thick wadi]

discord embed yes

sound plays not video

still image of first frame

[placid sail]

living in a rural town in the middle of nowhere be like

[slender rock]

ohio right?

[hazy finch]

your shits fucked then idfk

[narrow sorrel]

wait uh

oh shit really?

it's not even 200k?

[thick wadi]

i can play it on mobile prob, but yeah everywhere i looked said "purchase this video codec from micropenis"

[slender rock]

[minor cypress]

Nah bro, its small grid area in bumfuck with an airport

[hazy finch]

living anywhere in australia that isent a capital city

[thick wadi]

i dont care that its 99c i shouldnt have to purchase a video codec

[hazy finch]

theres a sex store in a nearby town that has that name

[slender rock]

not to mention western aus

👀

[placid sail]

at least in australia you get to larp as a monster hunter character and survive against venomous spider roos, scorching UV and raving bands of separatist emus during your boring days

[frail scaffold]

the brief time i lived rurally was nice

[narrow sorrel]

meanwhile

[frail scaffold]

still had to drive everywhere but it was much emptier than your average city

[narrow sorrel]

normally there's no snow

[slender rock]

what the

fuck is that

[frail scaffold]

and only took 15 minutes to get to a town that had everything we needed

[narrow sorrel]

ATL spaghetti junction

somebody ping feldmarshall balcone

[frail scaffold]

walking anywhere was a pipe dream tho

lmfao

[minor cypress]

Endless road

[thick wadi]

did more looking up theres some shitass setting in discord that was turned off ive been dealing with this for months and assumed shit was full retard

[slender rock]

they cooked too much

[thick wadi]

[slender rock]

now they're just fucked

they said "Fuck cloverleafs"

[frail scaffold]

i wanna see big box stores parking lots be turned into something useful

all that pavement does nothing but heat the area up

[thick wadi]

simplest atlanta intersection

[slender rock]

google thinks i am in SF

-.- bitch

[frail scaffold]

we have an intersection here thats so dangerous we get cops that sit and watch it for ppl who dont let peds cross

lmfao

[placid sail]

I've tried to look for the photos of my childhood village in google maps to instill true depression in y'all and of course there are none

[frail scaffold]

bro lived in narnia

[placid sail]

no robot or corpo slave has stepped in those forgotten lands

[slender rock]

@narrow sorrel interstate vagine

[frail scaffold]

youre telling me we got google maps of african deserts but not of busy's home town

[thick wadi]

my house is on city limits and people fly in from the highway at like twice the speed limit so theres a little parking pad just down from the driveway of my house that cops sit on

[frail scaffold]

actually narnia

[narrow sorrel]

cant find the clitoris

[slender rock]

it's the costco

that's the clit

[frail scaffold]

yep, best part is i still see accidents all the time

[thick wadi]

unironically i cant find the little shitass town i used to live in texas no matter what i do

[frail scaffold]

my time working at the local store there i saw 4 in 2 and a half years

[slender rock]

you gottta have a memebership

[placid sail]

yo wait no!

[naive bison]

lower you sens bud

[placid sail]

there is a photo! we've got a photo!

[naive bison]

[slender rock]

fuck yeah

[placid sail]

welcome to resident evil village, americans

[frail scaffold]

"instill depression" shows beautiful structure

[thick wadi]

i had a friend in SC that had a road that people died on so often they regularly had to call emergency services for the people that flew off the road

[placid sail]

what a fancy looking fence, must be new, don't remember it

[slender rock]

fences in two different colors

[thick wadi]

like just right by their house

[eager igloo]

So it is true men can't find it

[frail scaffold]

we had a police pursuit crash land in our parking lot

[placid sail]

someone's living large in there yeah

[frail scaffold]

hit a guy too

he was fine thankfully

[slender rock]

@narrow sorrel

drunk cloverleaf?

[placid sail]

beautiful in a very

wishful sense?

[frail scaffold]

i think its pretty

[narrow sorrel]

jack in the box

[frail scaffold]

[narrow sorrel]

(we dont have one)

[hazy finch]

only in australia do you get a sex store thats 2 buildings away from a fish and chip shop

[frail scaffold]

missBehavin

[placid sail]

AND LOOK AT THAT AMERICANS

[frail scaffold]

oh god

[narrow sorrel]

there's also no 7/11

[slender rock]

they're kinda overrated

although

[placid sail]

GUESS WHAT MY VILLAGE IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE HAS

YOU GUESSED IT

[slender rock]

they're temp wise hotter than mcdeeds

so

[placid sail]

IT'S CALLED PUBLIC TRANSPORT

[frail scaffold]

americans seeing public transport and they start melting like the witch

[hazy finch]

the building in the middle is a podiatrist clinic

[thick wadi]

unbelievable

[slender rock]

@narrow sorrel

[frail scaffold]

i fucking hate these clovers

i cant wait till theyre gone

[slender rock]

it's just STYLIZED