#🎪bruh-fart

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naive bison
river zealot
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what am i even looking at

pale ingot
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you could argue that premium existed for like atleast the not getting ads (despite adblocker always being there)

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but now like

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whats the point

solar coral
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I love how all youtube premium features can be solved by a perfectly legal 3rd party software

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the only real usecase for premium is if you want to support a youtube more but you're already a member and you're a shill

worldly gate
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I have yet to meet someone that pays for movies on youtube

narrow lotus
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Jork

worldly gate
solar coral
fallow trellis
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no cheese stores closed peepostarechamp2

pale ingot
solar coral
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spoiler alert : he fucking dies

pale ingot
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fat albert my goat

high wing
pale ingot
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why is my boy hitting the fucking whip in pause menu

solar coral
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bro wtf

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wont let me screenshot a FREE movie

pale ingot
solar coral
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fuck you youtube

pale ingot
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HE TURNED INTO A BLAKC SCREEN

solar coral
naive bison
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ITS LITERALLY THE GUY FROM THE BOYS

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LOOOOOK

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HE EVEN HAS THE MOHAWK

pale ingot
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so i set these settings up on my 7d2d and it turns out

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one zombie was enough to kill me.

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one zombie.

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it wasnt even like, a special one

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it was just a regular zombie

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im in for some pain ig

ruby minnow
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yeah that's what difficulty in that game dies

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there is no smart difficulty

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all the enemies will oneshot you

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and also stronger enemies will spawn way earlier aswell

slender rock
pale ingot
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only thing i have granted myself is no bloodmoons because i wanna have time to do whatever i want later without having to worry about the incoming swarm of death

naive bison
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i redownloaded payday 2 cause of you fuckers peepostarechamp2 @solar coral

solar breach
pale ingot
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2 zombies fought

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sprained arm and an infection

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and now im supposed to dig up some fuckin buried supplies

fast wasp
pale ingot
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it wasnt even 2 zombies at onc

naive bison
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wait

pale ingot
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it was 1 zombie that did that to me in reality

naive bison
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payday 2 has capped fps?

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at 60?

fluid heron
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i am a modding machine

pale ingot
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despite me going into fortitude right now i think a pipe rifle is my best choice

tight rune
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Nawh not the fallout 4 weapons

naive bison
pale ingot
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rifle go shoot hard

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and bullet no waste

stoic girder
pale ingot
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now 1 jar of honey wont cut it pepew

fast wasp
solar breach
pale ingot
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bought some honey

pale ingot
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we'll live for a little while longer

fluid heron
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games finally playable

solar breach
solar breach
fluid heron
pale ingot
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tries to loot trash can

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hears panting

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instant death

naive bison
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"YEAH MAN GTA 4 DRIVING PHYSICS ARE PEAK"
gta 4 driving physics in question:

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(timestamp)

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fuck gta 4 driving

lyric horizon
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GTA 4 had the best driving

solar coral
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imma turn all these hungarians into chairs

bold kettle
naive bison
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out of all the gta games that have ever come out

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it by far has the worst driving

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every single car handles like liberty city is covered in vaseline

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and also the entire map is just a dogshit place to drive in

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narrow roads with loads of obstacles and traffick

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perfect place for slippery dogshit car physics

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only thing GTA 4 did right was the ragdoll physics and atmosphere and combat

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rest is bad

tight rune
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GTA IV has realistic driving. Maybe it's cuz you don't own a car clueless

naive bison
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no planes, the movement is bad

naive bison
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it's a video game

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not life simulation

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🖕 peepostarechamp2

slender rock
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shut up xal

naive bison
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fuck you

tight rune
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Carless Xal

slender rock
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i'm already taken bitch

naive bison
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in gta 4 your entire car just explodes if you press handbrake once

primal rapids
naive bison
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is that in 762

primal rapids
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7.62x39, yes.

naive bison
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gross

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and not even a rock-in mag

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like an ak

primal rapids
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It's an AR-style receiver why would it have a rock-in mag

naive bison
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for the longest time i didnt know why the mutant has no bolt-release animation in tarkov on empty

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you always rack the charging handle

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then i watched a brandon herera video

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and he said it's cause it uses original AK mags

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and that actually became really cool cause an oversight i thought that was in tarkov was actually a cool detail

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i got the ssseth video recommended peepostarechamp2

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bro...

deep topaz
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I hope they eventually make spears good

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Their armor pierce mechanic is only for players I think

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Unless zombies have hidden armor values

deep topaz
naive bison
deep topaz
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Dick

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And love and care

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Lord have mercy on my ass. Double cheese pizza

pale ingot
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unless its just raw extra health

paper schooner
naive bison
dreamy flaxBOT
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📚 Miscegenation / ,mɪsɪdʒə'neɪʃən

-# aka. interbreeding, crossbreeding

  1. Reproduction by parents of different races (especially by white and non-white persons)
visual stirrup
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wrong meaning

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the word also includes sex without intent to reproduce

lyric horizon
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than arcade movement

naive bison
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Go play beamng drive then

lyric horizon
solar breach
naive bison
solar breach
naive bison
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Good night

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Who gonna tell him?

narrow lotus
narrow lotus
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what if BSG adds the Dissent receiver the same they did with x 17

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gotta love american gun laws

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take stock off its a pistol now all legal

pale ingot
river zealot
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the stock is theoreticcly still there

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the buffer spring is there

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it should mitigate recoil

quaint ore
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Its only a pistol by the fucked up legal definition

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US has stupid gunlaws in a sense that they define shit willy nilly

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Leading to abominations like these

solar breach
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We will do everything in our goddamn power to circumvent federal law.

pale ingot
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BIG progress bros

pale ingot
# pale ingot

im still not level 6 so i will be fixing this via death, effective immediately.

deep topaz
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How are you starving and thirsty

pale ingot
deep topaz
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I can go like 14 days without either of those happening

pale ingot
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every zombie takes atleast like 15 hits to kill and they 4 shot me

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with like a 25% chance to fucking injure me or something swear to god

deep topaz
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Wood club heavy attack to head, knockdown, heavy while on ground

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Easy kill

narrow lotus
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this is the Dissent

narrow lotus
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it looks like Ak 5C / alpha

deep topaz
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Invest in club man skill

pale ingot
deep topaz
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Clubs are just straight up the best until you get a sledge or machete

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You have to invest in weapon skills

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Non negotiable

pale ingot
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i know

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im doing that

slender rock
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invest in hijinxs and fuckery

deep topaz
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If you really can't keep your stamina, invest in brawling

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At least then you can get a skill to knock zombies teeth out so they can't infect you

slender rock
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🪱

pale ingot
ruby minnow
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spears

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batons late game

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spear until you get baton

slender rock
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handful of earthworms

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to the face

pale ingot
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so there's no point

ruby minnow
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invest into spears bro

pale ingot
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no bro

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ive read a few spear skillbooks alreadya ctually

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i got the +10% damage and -20% degradation

stoic girder
deep topaz
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If you want cloth break some curtains

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Or I think there's a plant fiber and glue recipe for it

solar breach
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If you have the gameboy printer which worked like an old bulky calculator printer

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With those receipt like papers

pale ingot
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ive just been doing buried supplies quests

solar breach
pale ingot
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i just have to run away from every single fucking zombie

deep topaz
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Just kite

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The only zombie you can't kite are sprinters

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Backpedal and swing

deep topaz
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And first priority is hitting up a city and looting a few buildings at least

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Well you did that to yourself

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You're going to suffer

solar breach
pale ingot
undone wave
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typical American grocery getter

deep topaz
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Better find some hole to crawl in while you're waiting for your crops to come in, farmer brown

pale ingot
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now i need cloth

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argghh

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by the way here's why i'm constantly starving @deep topaz

deep topaz
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Find some log cabin and pray it has curtains

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Bros on albanian difficulty

pale ingot
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i could make all of them nightmare speed, turn the loot to 25% and turn blood moons back on

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holy shit

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a zombie dropped me loot

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it was 33 7.62 bullets

deep topaz
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and you could put a toothpick under your toenail and ram it into the wall

pale ingot
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thats so fucking good

deep topaz
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doesn't mean you should

deep topaz
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at least you can rest your penis

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hard to rest your feet

river zealot
pale ingot
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hijo de puta they spawned 3 zombies at once and they caught up

river zealot
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They are the whole gimmick but the only way to survive them is to build abuse

pale ingot
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i was planning to just run back and use doors to slow them down while i pop a cap in them

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but noope

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one of them caught up and i was on 11 hp

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here comes the exp penalty

deep topaz
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Blood moons would be cool if it didn't just give the zombies walls

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if they just cranked the roving hordes way up and made them sensitive, I think it would be better

stoic girder
deep topaz
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but them just knowing where you are 24/7, constantly spawning, it's just unfair

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I get that it's supposed to be

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but it's bullshit

river zealot
deep topaz
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i was gonna say that

pale ingot
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i now have a use for 9 mil

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fnaf at frederic (im not too keen on leaving this room)

hexed pasture
stoic girder
deep topaz
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bros got jiggle physics on his desktop

stoic girder
hexed pasture
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🤣

deep topaz
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only 1 HP??

pale ingot
deep topaz
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better than nothing I guess

pale ingot
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it adds up

deep topaz
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considering your difficulty, you'll need it

pale ingot
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tier 4 primitive armor

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less goo

narrow lotus
stoic girder
narrow lotus
# stoic girder

Playing CoD multiplayer on speakers because ur headphones broke and u had no money to buy another pair

deep topaz
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I was a squeaker back then, but I avoided all the flak using one simple trick: not talking

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it was way more fun to just observe

stoic girder
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I just spammed slurs until i was one of the cool kids.

deep topaz
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that also works

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and you were allowed to be weird as long as someone on a lower social rung was in the lobby

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never speak up if you're the lowest rung in the lobby

primal rapids
stoic girder
civic panther
deep topaz
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who has the sticking a stick into the bike's wheel meme

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male loner shortly after the controller's influence wears off

ancient barn
tight rune
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Is that Sam El Ahdi

stoic girder
idle veldt
tight rune
prime zenith
spark hemlock
deep topaz
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what are you running on, a calculator?

spark hemlock
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ti 84

deep topaz
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classic

solar breach
spark hemlock
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I get 2 fps on anomaly

spark hemlock
deep topaz
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strap a heatsink on it and you'll get a smooth 4

solar breach
spark hemlock
deep topaz
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putting a huge cpu cooler on my PC helped quite a bit

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I need to figure out how to do the same thing but on my GPU

spark hemlock
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you don't

hexed pasture
deep topaz
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kitty in the ring

spark hemlock
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or else nobody would buy lmao

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as long as you don't overclock or use your PC for 12 hours straight, your GPU shouldn't have issues with overheating

pale ingot
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damn ok @deep topaz

idle veldt
ruby minnow
south crown
primal rapids
pale ingot
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thats default

narrow sorrel
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then I saw "Worlds"

deep topaz
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get ready for painfully mid 2

narrow sorrel
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It's joever

primal rapids
idle veldt
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That game WAS mid

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Crazy it made enough for a sequel

narrow sorrel
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people keep buying

broken pebble
gleaming grove
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FN P90 letsgooo

pale ingot
gleaming grove
pale ingot
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literally the only reward ive ever taken from the 1st quest tier reward

idle veldt
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It’s called 7 days to die

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But the goal of the game is to NOT die

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They should have called it “do not die”

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“Zombie survival game”

pale ingot
placid sail
idle veldt
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I know the premise of the game I’ve played it

pale ingot
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i mean to be fair it hasnt even taken me 7 days

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i average out at over 5 per day thumbsUp2x

deep topaz
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if I die like twice in a world I consider it a loss

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I give myself 1 in case of bullshit

pale ingot
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im not doing any of that for this rn

deep topaz
trim pulsar
stoic girder
pale ingot
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keksweat i dont think thats particularily good for the car

solar breach
solar breach
solar breach
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One fart and it was gone

primal rapids
undone wave
# solar breach

Wow I can't wait to floor it on the on-ramp!
The Kia Soul attempting to merge at 25 under the speed limit:

deep topaz
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jackpot

fluid epoch
deep topaz
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I'm honestly not sure if renegades would actually exist in the zone

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I don't know much about them, but I think a leaderless group would just fall into the bandits

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they can't become loners, cause they share different ideals

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but I'm not too familiar with the original trilogy

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so maybe I'm missing something

shell venture
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they did exist in clear sky

deep topaz
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oh dear god he's turkish now

shell venture
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basically tutorial
and they were there so they can let you join bandits

narrow sorrel
deep topaz
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so they're diet bandits

solar breach
solar breach
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Basically

pale ingot
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kurwa turk @shell venture

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killa you with a rock

solar breach
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They are just swamp bandits that were bullying clear sky

shell venture
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solar breach
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Oh he's a roach now

shell venture
solar breach
shell venture
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any furries wanna rp this

pale ingot
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worst part is you KNOW that some turk has erpd the legend of asena

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its happened before no way it aint

solar breach
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Role played with his furry gf and suckled on her bosom

narrow sorrel
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hold on

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Those pouches are clearly too small for the p90 mags

feral kiln
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so called free stalkers when an emission is approaching

solar breach
narrow sorrel
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tbh I believe it in the swamps

narrow sorrel
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I DONT believe it in the darkscape

shell venture
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imo darkscape should be split into 2 zones

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one for the forest and one where the bridge is at

narrow sorrel
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It was meant to be an hl2 driving section

shell venture
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not 100%

narrow sorrel
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so just 1 zone but "lmao anomalo"

shell venture
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it was meant for a chase scene after the dark valley lab

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you get chased by a helicopter

narrow sorrel
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like in hl2? clueless

shell venture
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erm in hl2 it was a boat

narrow sorrel
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fair nuff

shell venture
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and it was hit and run
not a full chase

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doesn't look like there were many places to stop at in darkscape

narrow sorrel
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When did you convert to the culture of your... 3rd(?) colonial occupier clueless

ruby minnow
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how did you know

narrow sorrel
deep topaz
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Sam Hyde gets taken over by Adam Levine

quartz ridge
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I didnt know hell divers 2 is gonna take 3 hours for me to download

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So im back to playing devil may cry on my pa3

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Ps

shell venture
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im replaying it too

ruby minnow
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i'm dirty rallying it

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2.0

quartz ridge
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I forgot dmc 1 was made in a era where consoles soley used saving

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Sk theres no way to load a save unless you close the game

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For the ps3

shell venture
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dmc 1 is on ps3 ?

ruby minnow
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also the save files had unique icons according to the game i think

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oh wait

quartz ridge
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First 3 games

ruby minnow
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we're talking about the wrong console

quartz ridge
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All in one disk

shell venture
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hd collection was in ps3 ??

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damn

narrow sorrel
glad carbon
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oil up

shell venture
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i thought it was ps4 and pc

narrow sorrel
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fuck wrong reply

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meant to ping youyou

quartz ridge
ruby minnow
shell venture
quartz ridge
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Its so peak if the saving system wasnt so shit for 1

narrow sorrel
quartz ridge
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Like a month or 2 ago

shell venture
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2012

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holy

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it was on pc and ps4 in 2019

quartz ridge
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Theres a secret mission in dmc 1 where you can farm points

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In the castle section

shell venture
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there's like 20

quartz ridge
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Just dont complete the secret mission and fail it and you can grind it LOL

quartz ridge
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Start

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Where you get the uhhh

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Shotgun

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And alastor

shell venture
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man the crimson mod didn't work for me

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fuck

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i can't play dmc3 with style switcher

narrow sorrel
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I've actually only played classic SMT games with 6 character parties pepew

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so no dante from the dmc series for me

quartz ridge
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I forgot how SHIT the camera system for 1 was

shell venture
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it's ass until the reboot and dmc5

quartz ridge
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True

shell venture
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even dmc4 had fixed camera

quartz ridge
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Reboot was such a shit dmc game tho

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Decent game if it wasnt smc

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Dmc

shell venture
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it was a good game
but trying to replace the series was awful

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now that we got dmc5 i can say it was alright

glad carbon
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Yooo

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new black ops game announced

shell venture
glad carbon
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set after black ops 2

shell venture
glad carbon
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futuristic stuff is back thank fuck

deep topaz
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knuckles what are you doing here

quartz ridge
shell venture
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futuristic stuff sucks balls

glad carbon
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but i will play it

shell venture
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can't even do that

glad carbon
quartz ridge
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Dude dante was the og king von

shell venture
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only cold war avialable

shell venture
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im talking about black ops you retard

quartz ridge
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Iw was shit

narrow sorrel
shell venture
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i liked iw

quartz ridge
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2 seperate studis aswell

glad carbon
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IW had the best campaign

quartz ridge
shell venture
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iw is the space one ?

quartz ridge
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Literally beats out Iw

quartz ridge
glad carbon
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multiplayer was so-so because it had even more bullshit rng in opening boxes than advanced warfare

shell venture
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not the best
but pretty good

glad carbon
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since it wasnt just stat changes on weapon versions, they had whole new mechanics sometimes locked behind rng

shell venture
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i didn't like the ending that much

quartz ridge
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Cod waw was the last like true cod game imo

narrow sorrel
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actually carthage gets the numidian cavalry unit in 4 pepew

shell venture
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imo waw and bo1 are peak

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bo2 overrated

quartz ridge
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Bo2 was good

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Campaign was mid

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But multiplayer and zombies was PEAK

glad carbon
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i like bo2 the most for like a combo of pvp and campaign

shell venture
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yeah but for a muh choice based campaign
it was predictable af

glad carbon
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yeah no shit

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its cod

narrow sorrel
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I only played beeg red 1 and cod3 Wahh

shell venture
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im talking purely campaign

glad carbon
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its linear as fuck

shell venture
glad carbon
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even cold war was linear and that had bigger differences in endings

shell venture
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also bo3 was fucking crazy

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i didn't like bo3 gameplay wise
I think it was ass
but the story is very interesting

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they barely used the movement in the campaign

glad carbon
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bo3 was the last actual cod

shell venture
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most things were "guard this npc"

narrow sorrel
quartz ridge
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It was so convoluted it became shit

narrow sorrel
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no jonny you cant rewrite history omegakekw

shell venture
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also i think bo3 looked like shit idk why it gets praised for visuals

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the bloom was so ass

glad carbon
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it was good for its time

shell venture
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advanced warfare looks way better

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it was before it

narrow sorrel
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is advanced warfare the one where the guy puts you in a hole?

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inb4 spoilers

shell venture
idle veldt
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What kinda hole 🥹

narrow sorrel
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the kind Team Rocket kept trying to use to capture pikacbu

shell venture
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i finished most campaigns i didn't play before last year

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only one i skipped accidentally was ghosts

narrow sorrel
# shell venture only one i skipped accidentally was ghosts

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narrow sorrel
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they needed pikachu intact lmao

glad carbon
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since they didnt fucking wrap up the story

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literally cliffhangered

narrow sorrel
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is ghosts actually the one where you get put in a hole?

glad carbon
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ghosts is the one where it ends with you getting dragged away by the villain at the end and it fades to black

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with the other main character still alive

copper stag
narrow sorrel
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why did the villain even want to do all that

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is it even explained who put him in the hole?

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wait...

glad carbon
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wasnt the bo6 campaign good

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albeit kinda cheesy since it was trying to play like an action movie

idle veldt
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They should reboot the series

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And call it black ops: one

glad carbon
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no no

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black ops: I

idle veldt
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Much better

hot solstice
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they should just let black ops finally die, it deserves a restful slumber

glad carbon
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they really should

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just build off advanced warfare universe

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I thought people looooove movement shooters

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they love slide canceling in cod and shit

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give em back exosuits and wallrunning rotations

hot solstice
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wasnt black ops 4 like that

glad carbon
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bo4 was like that but without campaign and even more bloat from cosmetics

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just 3 again

hot solstice
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right, it had fucking "operators" or whatever too if i remember right

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more mechanics must equal more fun

glad carbon
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bo3 had operators too

upper gulch
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they should remaster bo1 and bo2 in ue5 and then upcharge the games to 90 dollar and charge 20 for dlcs and 10 for each weapon skin pack

idle veldt
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True actually

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Just don’t make games anymore

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There are too many, remake the old ones

upper gulch
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making games is so 2024

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remastering is the future

hot solstice
idle veldt
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And make it all AI

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Don’t hire artists to remaster

upper gulch
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ai is the future

idle veldt
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Also reuse all the code

upper gulch
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yes just use ue5 for graphics

hot solstice
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bo1 is 100 for all dlc and bo2 is 125 pretty much

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fucking nuts

deep topaz
#

seep

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seepy

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found a FNP-45 on a renegade when I spawned with a 1911 so I already had a lot of ammo

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god bless

uncut yew
deep topaz
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he should put some anthrax on a note and send it back

solar breach
heady crow
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@hoary elk

shell venture
deep topaz
gusty star
idle veldt
glad carbon
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hi stinky rat

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hi robert

idle veldt
naive bison
#

Good morning

deep topaz
#

goog morg

naive bison
#

The clock resets

idle veldt
#

I was in the calamity discord

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But then they stopped making updates

hazy flower
#

The Terraria mod?

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Damn it was the only big crafting survival game without allegations.

idle veldt
#

Need to see the actual drama

deep topaz
#

where people go, good and bad follow

naive bison
shell venture
#

iirc some dude was showing minors mlp futa porn

idle veldt
shell venture
#

idk

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i don't play terraria

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i read it in offtopic

naive bison
pseudo robin
naive bison
shell venture
visual stirrup
# pseudo robin iedys alt

only if the account talked shit about gypsies
it is known that iedy can't control himself in that regard

pseudo robin
visual stirrup
#

I miss the old stickers

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especially the duty gigachad sticker

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all we have left is

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we gave them up for memes that became outdated after a month

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we gave up our identity

pseudo robin
visual stirrup
#

this meme lasted like two months

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-2 for being ai garbage

shell venture
#

remove this one

visual stirrup
#

can't pick favorites

shell venture
#

half the emotes are keks and pepes and they keep adding more

visual stirrup
shell venture
#

this one is good

idle veldt
#

Can we get a plus 2 minus 2 emote

pseudo robin
#

I heard @shell venture supports the Turkish occupation of Cyprus

idle veldt
#

The Kek is for things that make us laugh

shell venture
#

cyprus hill ?

idle veldt
#

Plus 2 is for good jokes

shell venture
#

love that group

shell venture
visual stirrup
# visual stirrup

the funniest thing about gamma will always be people justifying the fact that swarms of cats are so annoying and fucking deadly
meanwhile, the "scariest mutant of the zone" can be beaten by a 4 year old

naive bison
#

Fellas

visual stirrup
#

easily, unless the chimera gets the first hit

naive bison
#

Newgen check

idle veldt
shell venture
#

i don't watch jerma

naive bison
#

Do you know how kek came about

shell venture
#

yes

visual stirrup
#

WoW

naive bison
#

If you can't explain ur a newgen

shell venture
#

la chancla

naive bison
shell venture
#

if you can't explain you are 5

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it's not that deep bro

visual stirrup
shell venture
naive bison
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Ok

rocky geode
#

he founded kekistan, hes the king of there

visual stirrup
#

in kekistan, the entire army is special forces

rocky geode
#

smh them kids dont know history

visual stirrup
#

kekistan, the main geopolitical rival of twinkistan

rocky geode
#

in sha lah

visual stirrup
#

president flop has been talking about about starting his own little special military operation

rocky geode
#

i want to start a military operation in flop

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a very special one

idle veldt
#

You mean twinkistan

visual stirrup
rocky geode
#

those bastards

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thats MY wife

deep topaz
#

he's gonna start a beachhead landing operation with his little soldiers, destination, twink rim

rocky geode
#

by the way

hey boys

dont look at the big 9mil holes those were quick draw drills

look at the smol holes

naive bison
rocky geode
#

thats at 25 yarderinos

naive bison
visual stirrup
visual stirrup
#

xal "I never bait people" rider

rocky geode
#

LMAO did he say that

naive bison
rocky geode
#

this one was p obvious to be fair

naive bison
#

So obtuse

visual stirrup
naive bison
#

When you have to reach for an obvious troll you know you are stretching

rocky geode
#

maybe those claims were bait

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and youre geting btfo'ed

visual stirrup
#

if it's too subtle, he denies it
if it's too obvious, he claims bait is never obvious

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no winning with this mf

idle veldt
#

It’s like breezy once said

naive bison
#

Nobody provided any ever

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Cause you lie and cope

visual stirrup
naive bison
idle veldt
#

Schrödinger’s douchebag

naive bison
shell venture
rocky geode
#

xal they ganging up on you tonight

visual stirrup
rocky geode
#

u a goo boy u dinndo nuffin

visual stirrup
#

not yesterday

naive bison
#

Bait = trying to make someone continue the conversation

idle veldt
#

@naive bison why did the broccoli steal all the flavor from my sausage and polenta meal

naive bison
#

That is the definition of a conversation ender

shell venture
#

because you're a vegan

naive bison
#

What the fuck is polenta

idle veldt
visual stirrup
# naive bison That wasn't bait

you told a raging retard "cope" multiple times
in hope of getting them to shut the fuck up

much better ways of going about it

naive bison
idle veldt
#

I think it was just the broth

shell venture
#

i looked it up and it got 50 different foods

rocky geode
naive bison
idle veldt
rocky geode
#

hes suggesting you might want to cope

visual stirrup
naive bison
#

Saying cope will do

rocky geode
#

maybe even seethe

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hes just being helpful

idle veldt
naive bison
idle veldt
#

Lie detected

rocky geode
#

does he have to say "hey buddy you might want to consider some copium!" every time?

minor cypress
rocky geode
#

is your mouth broken

deep topaz
#

grits are so good

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stick to your ribs

idle veldt
minor cypress
#

Shrimp & grits are peak

rocky geode
#

ill out somethin sticky on your ribs

idle veldt
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But the broccoli just overpowers it

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Needed way more broth

minor cypress
naive bison
idle veldt
#

Idk sitting in the fridge for a day has kind of given it new life

fluid heron
idle veldt
#

Grits???

fluid heron
#

grits are fucking ass

naive bison
#

Gruel headass

idle veldt
#

Says the Siberian

minor cypress
naive bison
minor cypress
fluid heron
#

I live in Georgia and grits are fucking ass

naive bison
fluid heron
#

actual worst southern food

minor cypress
#

P E A K

idle veldt
naive bison
minor cypress
idle veldt
naive bison
minor cypress
idle veldt
minor cypress
#

Salt, pepper, butter, etc. Ez fix

fluid heron
#

Everytime Ive has grits it's just flavorless dogshit

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And Everytime they go oh add this

minor cypress
idle veldt
#

You need to put butter and cheese in there

fluid heron
#

AND ITS EVEN WORSE

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IT LEGITIMATELY GETS FUCKING WORSE

naive bison
#

Holy shit I think I would fall asleep

fluid heron
minor cypress
idle veldt
naive bison
idle veldt
#

Ok but if the matrix paste tasted good

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You would slurp it down

fluid heron
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I think if you flavor things with butter in the big 2025 you should be nailed to a cross

fluid heron
#

only thing I use butter for is the pan

idle veldt
#

You flavor it

fluid heron
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Even then I usually use olive oil

idle veldt
#

By putting it in the pan

naive bison
fluid heron
#

Any mf who willingly eats that is less than human in my eyes

idle veldt
#

I mean it’s good

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And healthy

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Filling

minor cypress
fluid heron
#

Shit is modern southern hardtack

minor cypress
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Because they know its plain pasta

idle veldt
#

I made some and gave it out at work

fluid heron
#

Go eat your hardtack and dogs body pirate mf

idle veldt
#

Ok what’s ur favorite meal

naive bison
fluid heron
#

I don't think I could name one

shell venture
fluid heron
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Im not a picky eater and I like a lot of food

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But fuck grits

idle veldt
shell venture
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idk why everytime someone talks about it they say it's a breakfast item

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who tf is eating that in the morning

idle veldt
naive bison
fluid heron
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Shit looks like dinner or lunch

idle veldt
#

Even though it’s clearly heavy

shell venture
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it's mainly a lunch item

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not hard to make

idle veldt
#

I wonder if it would work with fake egg

fluid heron
#

What

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actually criminal

deep topaz
#

wordle updated

naive bison
ionic raft
idle veldt
idle veldt
naive bison
idle veldt
fluid heron
#

Cringe

naive bison
#

@idle veldt this you?

naive bison
idle veldt
#

I’ve said this dozens of times

shell venture
#

schizophrenic vegan

fluid heron
#

makes much more sense now

minor cypress
fluid heron
#

Biscuits and gravy is good

naive bison
idle veldt
fluid heron
#

Quiet vegan can't even have sausage in the gravy

idle veldt
#

I had some from this food truck last spring

shell venture
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i want creamy mushroom soup

idle veldt
#

We have sausage

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We have really good sausage too

fluid heron
#

"sausage"

idle veldt
#

Its sausage

shell venture
idle veldt
shell venture
#

wordle fucking sucks

#

why 1 word perday

idle veldt
#

To keep you coming back

naive bison
idle veldt
# naive bison Its rolled nut and soy mush

Water, Wheat Gluten, Yukon Gold Potatoes, Soybean Oil, Enriched Wheat Flour (Wheat Flour, Thiamine Mononitrate, Niacin, Iron Reduced, Ascorbic Acid [Dough Conditioner], Riboflavin, Folic Acid), Dried Apples, Apple Juice Concentrate, Yeast Extract, Contains Less than 2% of: Onion Powder, Barley Malt Extract, Garlic, Spices, Cultured Cane Sugar, Salt. Inactive Yeast, Rubbed Sage, Vinegar, Natural Smoke Flavor.

naive bison
# shell venture

My insanely broke ass eating "hotdogs" (hotdog in white bread with ketchup)

minor cypress
#

I can appreciate vegan/vegetarian meals on their own. I just don't get why they bother trying to recreate things that imitate nonvegan stuff.

naive bison
#

Embed fail

minor cypress
#

Brother, you are smoking crack if you think watermelon on a grill is the same as steak

idle veldt
idle veldt
#

so we just use those

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and sub with vegan stuff

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it works every time

fluid heron
#

Perpetually too hot under the covers and too cold out of them

#

Fuck sleeping shits a scam

naive bison
#

Unless the freaky monster is coming

lapis zinc
minor cypress
fluid heron
#

Drinking a beer Instead of sleeping

naive bison
#

@idle veldt just do Indian cuisine, isn't it mostly vegan

shell venture
minor cypress
#

Glutenless roux and pasta is a fucking griiiift

idle veldt
minor cypress
naive bison
hazy flower
#

Ran out of soy

idle veldt
minor cypress
fluid heron
idle veldt
#

They go out of business

naive bison
minor cypress
#

Unless you are getting sick

naive bison
idle veldt
fluid heron
naive bison
minor cypress
#

sadge_pray good fucking luck then

naive bison
#

Its not a fucking egg is it

idle veldt
minor cypress
#

May insurance smile upon you

fluid heron
#

Boutta be hot ass shit sweaty and stinky

idle veldt
#

Proving you don’t much about vegan substitutes

fluid heron
#

And broke

minor cypress
#

At least there are cold showers? Or somewhat lukewarm depending in outside temp

naive bison
#

Blew himself up
And his two kids

shell venture
#

what happened to this dude

naive bison
fluid heron
#

I have to be in the shower too long to take them cold

shell venture
#

i used to follow him on instagram

minor cypress
fluid heron
#

he went to prison I think

naive bison
idle veldt
naive bison
idle veldt