🎪bruh-fart

[arctic pawn]

or band name

like muhammed p-......

[frail scaffold]

they removed the one goatpenis album i liked

its over

[stone blade]

everyone is like this is shit

yes thats the point

[arctic pawn]

lmfao

[lost tartan]

bit more on yt

1k

[stone blade]

its meant to be over the top

[arctic pawn]

not every song is shit

but yeah

[stone blade]

and sound like people bring grinded into minced meat alive

[lost tartan]

mhmhmhmhm

slamm

[stone blade]

https://open.spotify.com/track/08W1JlXk0HafHU5S5BGkXD?si=9f6c2bf042334abf

Crazy title

[pale ingot]

lowkey dont like slam metal and i dont get why you nerds like it but its pretty funny as a genre

[frail scaffold]

https://youtu.be/XPquv4G3VFI?si=jggxrGbq0G9XgD9A

found my fav song on it at least

[stone blade]

because its over the top

[arctic pawn]

i like good music, sometimes black metal cook, but its 50/50

complete fucking garbage

[pale ingot]

you doin too much man get that slam metal off of there man come on

[stone blade]

its not meant to be a symphonic masterpiece

[arctic pawn]

or masterpiece

[frail scaffold]

brasil numero um

!!!

[arctic pawn]

fr

[frail scaffold]

they had some awesome metal

[lost tartan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNC5ibPwykU

[frail scaffold]

have

[arctic pawn]

brazil is also an important part of the metal history

sarcofago

[lost tartan]

here are some of my less known picks

[arctic pawn]

ratos de porão

[naive bison]

we're posting metal music?

[stone blade]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3EIo4IGzrn7DIOCztVJsh3?si=95b18d6b26234478 @arctic pawn @lost tartan @frail scaffold

[lost tartan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jqs3kPHKzWI

[stone blade]

I wonder if they play at birthday parties

[frail scaffold]

better than what yall losers normally talk about in here

[pale ingot]

i like a bit of music in my metal me personally so i wouldnt get it

[lost tartan]

I love acid mammoth so much

[naive bison]

https://youtu.be/B-Eiu5mnXbA?si=C1T9gLJbw4dm-jiO&t=134

timestamp

[stone blade]

YOU TELL EM GIRL

[arctic pawn]

i like them too

[frail scaffold]

inb4 erm music chat

no one talks in there

cope

[naive bison]

the drums are me hitting ivan on the head with a brick

[lost tartan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYRdJo3cG2Q

also

new igorrr song

[stone blade]

LMAO

bro

https://open.spotify.com/track/1uOiyuJBoig94NB5mFqF8X?si=015f689a4a4f4973

[arctic pawn]

now there is one metal band that i love

Korpiklaani

[stone blade]

this one is legit a picture of a toilet

[arctic pawn]

holy moly

[stone blade]

PEAK

[arctic pawn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bf9C5Ve-9hE&list=RDGMEM_v2KDBP3d4f8uT-ilrs8fQ&start_radio=1&rv=qSUwEiltXc0

[frail scaffold]

how i need to go

[lost tartan]

seen worse

[arctic pawn]

that is fire

[stone blade]

if my slam metal song doesn't sound like diarhea dying animals and guitars that sound like chainsaws

I dont want it

[naive bison]

yoooo

he looks coolgers

[lost tartan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SK40JDjV6jc

[naive bison]

[lost tartan]

this song also good

[stone blade]

theres a logo for you

[lost tartan]

although definetly IGORRR

[lost tartan]

my blood incantation longsleeve also isnt readable

[frail scaffold]

oh this one is interesting

i like

[stone blade]

WHAT IS MR HOUSE DOING

😭

[frail scaffold]

LMFAO WHAT

[lost tartan]

LMAIO

[frail scaffold]

he would totally do this btw

[lost tartan]

HAHAHAHAH

[arctic pawn]

[naive bison]

THE COOLEST LOOKING MF

IS DOING NOTHING??????

[stone blade]

I told you some of these are fire

[naive bison]

HELLO>?!?!?

WHAT DO OYUM EAN ACTIVITY : WANDERING

[lost tartan]

ofc slam worldwide

[pale ingot]

he retarded just a lil

[naive bison]

IM WANDERING WHY YOU ARENT FIGHTING WITH YOUR BIG HAMMER

[frail scaffold]

id post nunslaughter but the album cover has boobies

😔

i think theres a live one hold on

[lost tartan]

IGORRR is best described as interesting yes, good but interesting is more fitting

[fallow trellis]

can i post feet

[lost tartan]

also why does EVERY slam band have the same fucking album artist?

[arctic pawn]

🦶

[lost tartan]

then again, so does funereal doom

[frail scaffold]

yeah there is a live one

https://youtu.be/6YEBD3Y4gUw?si=0YdmyI1BzfdYkiIq

[lost tartan]

and atmospheric black

[frail scaffold]

very short but i like this one

[naive bison]

i googled it

a nun with a monster head is also fingerring herself

[frail scaffold]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1195241495222034442/1252669881804001330/pokes_you.gif

[arctic pawn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPoCX2_BkGU

you'd like ANTI

[lost tartan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVkDHoMG7GU

i love the cavaleras

[frail scaffold]

sepultra mentioned

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/936087908631343105/1379976928185942146/GemJak.gif

[arctic pawn]

brazilian mfs

[lost tartan]

theyre great

[frail scaffold]

i love them

[lost tartan]

refuse resist is the first song i can remember hearing

and god willing it will be the last

[stone blade]

I did manage to buy myself 2 merch t-shirts of these guys @lost tartan @frail scaffold @arctic pawn https://open.spotify.com/track/5H4SrQm7KyR3SXKV33G1Zd?si=d38f30da78244374

[lost tartan]

nice

i wanna get a bathory shirt

[frail scaffold]

i wanted a nunslaughter top but its sold out everywhere

[stone blade]

of exactly that album

[lost tartan]

but my closet kinda full

[naive bison]

ooooooooh...

[stone blade]

shit arrived from portugal

[naive bison]

he's the guy that needs rescue

[arctic pawn]

Analepsy

lol

[stone blade]

I love analepsy

[arctic pawn]

song is cool af tho

[stone blade]

great band

unironically

[lost tartan]

https://evilgreed.net/collections/blood-incantation/products/blood-incantation-interdimensional-pocket-tour-2022-longsleeve

i got this one on sale

[frail scaffold]

anyone got 30 dollars

[lost tartan]

thankies

[stone blade]

one thing I like about some of these slam metal

the gore is w/e

I like it when they include some space horror themes

like analepsy or rings of saturn

[lost tartan]

real

blood incantation also

[stone blade]

mm yes cosmic horror beyond my comprehension

[lost tartan]

https://evilgreed.net/collections/blood-incantation/products/blood-incantation-eternal-rest-longsleeve

this one so dope

[stone blade]

https://open.spotify.com/album/1xv7HyEBVUS9pXAKFfyk6l?si=7DWjfVrtTt6pbg7CgTEbKQ

or these guys

[lost tartan]

abominable pudtridity has some LSD ass covers

but me like

[lost tartan]

need more pentagrams tho

[stone blade]

https://open.spotify.com/album/14iwyKoIbSvwPxRXJko6Ms?si=KKVD-9gLQa-oTEq-nQlREQ

[lost tartan]

since i see jehovas guys on my commute almost daily

[frail scaffold]

i had jehovas guys walk up to me once and turn around

lmfao

[arctic pawn]

almost

[lost tartan]

one of my fav shirts tho

chicken

[frail scaffold]

HARD

[heady crow]

i just need to buy more patches, bought two from turkey and the shipping and customs was 20 euros in total. Its absolutely over

[arctic pawn]

there is some mormon gringos around my hood trying to convert people

they probably avoid me cuz im brown

[stuck junco]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2825atJptQRjO5nppkgDvg?si=6a56bd46bbf847bd

[lost tartan]

also new sodom soon

the arsonist

[stone blade]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7sSgaAIGwIhj3LhBHylv2V?si=a64f006cbb044488

[frail scaffold]

i forgot about sodom damn

[arctic pawn]

[stone blade]

Sodom go hard

[lost tartan]

have this one

[lost tartan]

I saw thwem LIVEEEE

YEAHHHH

[stone blade]

waiter waiter more cold war and war crime themed music

[arctic pawn]

🥺

[lost tartan]

with hellripper

first show too

for me

[frail scaffold]

i had a chance to see some cool bands live but it was during unemployed arc

no moneys

tool, mastadon, nunslaughter somehow

[stone blade]

https://open.spotify.com/album/0mdgJNwMZZhkcMI0CcKzZJ?si=nMb00zNrSPeZxZxfyiNphA

[lost tartan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hayYskx1vpY

Hellripper goes HARD

adrenaline releases instantly

[lost tartan]

lmao

[frail scaffold]

krill issue on ivans part

[arctic pawn]

i gotta check for dislexy, my mind keeps reading HELIKOPTER and not hellripper

[heady crow]

granted you can go support your local scene for pretty cheap

[lost tartan]

lmao

helikopta helikopta

parakopta parakoptas

[frail scaffold]

the lack of means of getting around is what affects me the most

[lost tartan]

this

and work

[frail scaffold]

cus i could probably convince my dad to go to some of these shows

he used to go to pantera concerts and beat tf out of crackheads

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/open-bar-one-million-beers-gif-5819923271138533602

[frail scaffold]

nothing new for him

[heady crow]

really? Is public transport that bad? But yeah ive missed several gigs bcs i work evenings and nights

especially Sigh

they prolly wont come to finland ever again

[lost tartan]

i went to the evil obsession tour with my dad and my best matey.
Sodom was top
Hellripper was top
Bonded was good, but the discog is ass bc old singer
Thyranthrope were whining wanna be limp bizkits

[frail scaffold]

also anxiety, never been to a concert till recently but i can handle em better now

not the best in huge groups

[lost tartan]

i was in a mosh

like 3-4 songs

after that youre exhausted

[pale ingot]

imagine having anxiety, couldnt be me

[heady crow]

usually bm and doom gigs are pretty chill

[lost tartan]

but getting bodychecked by a shirtless dwarf was fun

[frail scaffold]

i wanna take my buddy to some concerts

[heady crow]

and you can always just be on the outside of the crowd

[frail scaffold]

but hes canadian (derogatory)

[lost tartan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GW5AJfP7Qg0

greek band

and pretty small

[heady crow]

yeah i know them

[frail scaffold]

the mighy poop mobile:

[stone blade]

Man I love tractor pulling

[lost tartan]

sadly no marketable mammoth plusghie

YET

i aksed them yes

i love small bands bc they reply

[frail scaffold]

skipped randomly into this already a bop

[lost tartan]

i bought all their albums from bandcamp

[arctic pawn]

[frail scaffold]

im gonna start buying cds

[solar breach]

damn this is peak

[lost tartan]

check out their bandcamp

[frail scaffold]

sick of spotify

[solar breach]

my favorite obscure little band is called xenomorph

[heady crow]

im gonna bird your angry till you

[frail scaffold]

i bought blood mountain last week

[lost tartan]

you gon want to start wearing a black robe and do occult rituals

[lost tartan]

i usually pirate and if i like the band i will buy em via bandcamp

[arctic pawn]

[lost tartan]

got some casettes tho

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/dennis-prager-i-want-mommy-i-want-milk-i-want-to-be-held-i-want-to-be-comforted-gif-23575839

[frail scaffold]

it was at a local music shop at least

trying to support them before they inevitably disappear

thanks walmart

[lost tartan]

btw

[lost tartan]

acid mammoth is made up with a dad and son due and his friends

peak dad

[arctic pawn]

nice

sometimes good music is made out vibing with people you like

[lost tartan]

but yeah spotify is ass, they dont pay shit, and constantly remove artists/songs

[pale ingot]

respect the buzz cut

[lost tartan]

real

[heady crow]

i miss having one

[digital quartz]

bro is rocking the cornrows now

[stone blade]

[heady crow]

out here looking like whiteboy carl

[stone blade]

I would never

[frail scaffold]

i shall

[stone blade]

I love having long hair

makes women jealous

[pale ingot]

Grauuguhrgrhrgh 7d2d taking too long to drop updates

[stone blade]

💪

[lost tartan]

real

my goal unironically

[heady crow]

ill prolly rock hair till i start my studies so people wont remember me as a skinhead for the rest of the year and so on

[lost tartan]

will make pulling cougars easier

[frail scaffold]

not the same genre as these bands really but i really wanted this CD set from this band i love

[lost tartan]

dope

[solar breach]

i massively fw Alien so this was a good find for me

[lost tartan]

love the designs

[stone blade]

oh you spend hours on your hair so it can have volume and be lucious and shiny and smooth
too bad bitch
I use cheap shampoo and even cheaper conditioner and my hair is better

https://tenor.com/view/shh-jose-mourinho-man-utd-manchester-united-gif-5177883364747657255

[frail scaffold]

and the patches...

gonna put them on my jacket once i redo it

[lost tartan]

im a sucker for those occult inspired designs, they have a nice flair

[frail scaffold]

the artist for them is on multiple projects

including morrow

they seem more popular

[lost tartan]

i wouldnt use the cheapest, ingridients are often ass

[arctic pawn]

BALD

[lost tartan]

dont wanna get the hairline of a 60yr old at 30

[frail scaffold]

want this shirt mann

[arctic pawn]

morrow

[frail scaffold]

cant wait to have income again

[arctic pawn]

wind

[stone blade]

part of the joke

chill

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/ashlander-morrowind-ashlands-resdayn-vvardenfell-gif-16944418882589501001

[lost tartan]

ah ok

Bellwitch has some banger designs

[stone blade]

the fk is balatro even about bro

[arctic pawn]

never played it too

[stone blade]

BELLWITCHHHH

MIRROR REAPER

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[lost tartan]

https://evilgreed.net/collections/bellwitch/products/bell-witch-reaper-longsleeve

[digital quartz]

number go up

[lost tartan]

i own this one

[arctic pawn]

now that is sick

[lost tartan]

i also have their flagf

[stone blade]

bellwhich is so fucking peak

the fuckign art

need a game set in that universe

[lost tartan]

https://evilgreed.net/collections/bellwitch/products/bell-witch-mirror-reaper-flag

i waited half a year for it

when I saw it i didnt hesitate a sec

[digital quartz]

tainted grail

maybe

kinda

its like arthurian skyrim

[heady crow]

banger, a vest with that albums backpatch inspired my own jacket

i rarely have time or will to go through the album in one go though

[lost tartan]

monies

ngl

i sometimes just check my merch store

see what designs are cool

and find bands that way

its how i found some of my fav bands

[stone blade]

Need to hit up the local t-shirt maker guys to make me a t-shirt that says leg rests and 2 arrows pointing to the shoulders

would go hard

[lost tartan]

cougar crousader tee

[stone blade]

you're never immune to 30+ year old cougars

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-laughing-hehe-evil-laugh-hehehe-gif-14522258

[lost tartan]

ngl i need to get tinder and set the ange range to 40

[stone blade]

would

[stone blade]

nah nah nah

tinder no

[lost tartan]

would, without hesitation

[stone blade]

youre doing it wrong

go fo facebook marketplace , look up for wedding dresses

and set the custom size

[lost tartan]

i know, but i cant speak with people, im a social brick

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/shh-jose-mourinho-man-utd-manchester-united-gif-5177883364747657255

[lost tartan]

DAMN

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/misato-mommy-misato-evangelion-gif-24409829

[lost tartan]

bars are another option

[lost tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/i-want-to-watch-blue-but-my-bitch-wife-wants-to-watch-orange-gif-23322239

[heady crow]

impress them with your long sleeves and amazing music taste

[stone blade]

call me an anti-personel mine the way I explode the moment she steps on me

[lost tartan]

and my french T4S1 combat pants in CCE

[naive bison]

30+
cougars

"i love older women"
"28 years old"

kys

[stone blade]

mf I'm 22

[lost tartan]

20

[heady crow]

thats what im saying

[lost tartan]

theyre pretty good for the 60€ i got em for

[heady crow]

ive been thinking bout getting the same ones from varusteleka here. Theyve upped their prices as of recent though so eh

[lost tartan]

i have pocket pockets

aka pockets²

[lost tartan]

where i got em

[heady crow]

theres pockets in the pockets?

[lost tartan]

i got the last ones in my size

[heady crow]

banger

[lost tartan]

one sec

[heady crow]

now you need even smaller pockets inside those pockets

[lost tartan]

smert

pocket³

and kneepads are nice

since i can kneel down in aldi etc

and no hurt

[heady crow]

i gotta buy some patches from varusteleka anyways so might aswell get the pants at some point

[heady crow]

banger

yeah, ive heard that theyre pretty good as typical work pants in the forest and whatever

[lost tartan]

check size tho, the T4S1 in CCE are onky available in small anymore

the T4S2 in that desert camo are still pretty available tho

[heady crow]

apparently they got a restock at some point then

[stone blade]

chat

[arctic pawn]

this shit worths nothing to me, all my games are free and offline

[lost tartan]

thats small lmao

check their description

[stone blade]

I've not eaten anything today apart from some left overchips , one monster and one small energy drink

[stone blade]

insta meme spotted

[lost tartan]

https://www.printables.com/model/925888-foldable-can-holder-for-backpack-strap

[stone blade]

Lord...give me strenght

[lost tartan]

printing this

[arctic pawn]

mango loco

[lost tartan]

so i can be a better caffeine dependant boyboss

[arctic pawn]

[stone blade]

I avoid mango loco

that shit has hella sugar

[lost tartan]

the S2 are available in better sizes still

[stone blade]

@lost tartan @arctic pawn @deep topaz @heady crow @stoic girder

@frail scaffold

[lost tartan]

then again i have massive hips/legs

so almost no pants fit

[arctic pawn]

[lost tartan]

my legs are giant

[stoic girder]

This woman vs a magnet, who wins?

[lost tartan]

real

[stone blade]

legit same

[lost tartan]

i have bigger legs than most women i know

[stone blade]

same

[lost tartan]

almost pure muscle though

[stone blade]

and ass

[lost tartan]

yes

[stone blade]

[lost tartan]

my

ass

is

heavy

[stone blade]

damn girl you shit with that ass?

[arctic pawn]

barakbigbutt is that you????

[lost tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/wwe-handshake-gif-10358416

but ngl buying surplus is a life hack

especially the non camo stuff

its cheaper and better quality than most civillian equivalents

[frail scaffold]

same, not really a builder tho i just bike and walk a lot

and excercise sometimes

[lost tartan]

same

[frail scaffold]

just like body weight stuff tho, sometimes with a 20 pound weight

[lost tartan]

im a electrician

me legs dont get used that much

outside of the 10km or so i walk daily

[frail scaffold]

my new job is gonna be like

idk what 2 miles is in km

but id like to get my bike working for that at least so i dont get there all exhausted

[naive bison]

[frail scaffold]

"not affiliated with any faction"

fresh meat

with no consequences

[lost tartan]

mx1,70=km

so about 3,4

[pale ingot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/768840784447275020/1043573357477646426/ezgif-4-9e7d237ea9.gif

those who know

[naive bison]

wuh

[pale ingot]

you wouldnt handle the magic handshake

[naive bison]

ok

[pale ingot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/861019621985091594/863662675829719130/aaaaaaaaazzzz.gif

[fluid heron]

damn

[pale ingot]

do you just like scream and get angry and then your health goes back up

[fluid heron]

your toughness

[pale ingot]

whats the difference

[fluid heron]

yknow armor in payday 2

its basically that

[pale ingot]

i get it now

so its health^2

[fluid heron]

basically im running anarchist

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-5seconds-joke-thanks-dot-gif-15892340

[upper gulch]

gurt sybau

[pale ingot]

the evil has landed

im playing 7d2d again

[river zealot]

did the update came out yet

[arctic pawn]

i have to be careful cuz i have both versions

[pale ingot]

16th june experimental 2.0. drops, 30th june stable drops

[pale ingot]

what build should i go this time around

[fluid heron]

rock only

[pale ingot]

unga bunga

[pale ingot]

i think its time for the hood classic skillset of punching

[fluid heron]

what the fuck

[arctic pawn]

cringe

[solar coral]

NO WOMEN ALLOWED IN BRAINFART!!! STONE THIS USER!!!!

[solar coral]

fool, i cant load this video

fool, i cant load this video

[arctic pawn]

resisting the urge

[pale ingot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1038971392550514768/1053505704482320494/image0.gif

how about men

[fallow trellis]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIEYKNET8MQ&ab_channel=Xbox

[solar coral]

hell yeah

[fallow trellis]

cant make this shit up

romanian simulator

[solar coral]

concord 2

[pale ingot]

ROMÂNIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[arctic pawn]

LITHUANIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[fluid heron]

yeah maybe they should stop focusing on payday 3

[fallow trellis]

idk if its made by african developers but the main characters are africans stealing shit from the museum to take back their cultural shit

[solar coral]

people actually like payday 3, they should be shown what a good game looks like

[fallow trellis]

like ratio is hard

[coarse bear]

From the British museum? Based

[fallow trellis]

i think so yeah

[solar coral]

Im still waiting on den of wolves ngl

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-rage-silly-cat-bald-head-bald-cat-gif-14874789195890697183

[solar coral]

its prob gunna be mid, but mid is more peak than payday 3

[fallow trellis]

knowley is hyping it up the same as pd3

and pd3 turned into shit

[solar coral]

if its even like 2% better than pd3 then its a W

[fallow trellis]

shit

thats true tho

[solar coral]

all we want is payday 2 that doesnt look like it was invented in a cave 🔥

[arctic pawn]

I farted 1

I farted 2

[fallow trellis]

it shouldnt be that hard to make pd2 in a modern engine

[fluid heron]

payday 2 is just too iconic

[fallow trellis]

fuck it just make pd2 in another engine and start from scratch like its 2013

[fluid heron]

its really only downhill from pd2

[solar coral]

the only thing iconic is dallas ngl

[fallow trellis]

payday 2 2

[arctic pawn]

never played none

[solar coral]

it is genuinely a horrendous game

[arctic pawn]

looks cool

[solar coral]

but its funny

so its automatically bumped from D tier to S tier for that

[fallow trellis]

payday 1 had this early 2000 video game grime

pd2 just went arcade shooter

[arctic pawn]

i am addicted to parry and dash mechanics

can i parry a shot?

if yes its peak game

[solar coral]

ultrakill

[fallow trellis]

yes iirc theres a perk deck that makes u parry shots but not all the time its on cooldown

i think its called sociopath

[arctic pawn]

nice

[solar coral]

im sorry but you werent there for the gacha-day 2 arc </3

[arctic pawn]

cool name too

lmao

[fallow trellis]

i still remember hype train event

hey went 300% over the expected goal

[fluid heron]

nah sociopath is melee and panic

thats jackets perkdeck

[fallow trellis]

i forgot

[fallow trellis]

maybe there is no parry perkdeck

[fluid heron]

i dont think there is a parry

that doesnt exist

[fallow trellis]

was there in early 2015 when dodge was op

everyone was running akimbo pistol fugitive dodge 3% concealment

[fluid heron]

ive been there since 2016

[solar coral]

there actually is

with a perk you can parry cloakers

skill*

[fallow trellis]

counterstrike from fugitive iirc

[solar coral]

not perk deck

[fallow trellis]

its a good thing dodge was nerfed

and everything else buffed

[solar coral]

acting like everyone isnt running that

[fallow trellis]

but i hate the new addition of difficulties and one down

[fluid heron]

fugitive is shit so

other than for swan song

and akimbo

[solar coral]

but instead of akimbo pistolos its akimbo grimm shotguns

[naive bison]

videos like these make me hate women

[fallow trellis]

dodge isnt that viable compared to before on the highest difficulty

[fluid heron]

nah everyone runs one grim with incen and max spread

[arctic pawn]

you

[fallow trellis]

enforcer dodge

[fluid heron]

that shit is busted

[solar coral]

its not as viable, but still pretty fucken meta

[fluid heron]

i was always a kingpin player

[solar coral]

double grimm is besterer

[solar coral]

dodge with extra steps 🔥

[fallow trellis]

i use sydneys perkdeck

[naive bison]

bro isn't that a mass murdererr

[fluid heron]

its straight up just not

[naive bison]

chill

🖐️

[fallow trellis]

the one with alot of shield

[fluid heron]

unless you are using them for raw damage

but then the goliaths exist for raw damage

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-no-goofy-ah-schwarzenegger-gif-3232264195128170765

[solar coral]

i exclusively used yakuza for stealth and... oh what was the healing one on kill?

not ex president

[fallow trellis]

was there when thanatos was the highest dps gun

[arctic pawn]

onimusha 3 is peak parry gaming

[solar coral]

goated

[fluid heron]

thanatos is mad shit now

[fallow trellis]

its because harder means more enemiess

[solar coral]

thanatos is goated and peak

no diff

[arctic pawn]

thanatos is a goated card indeed

wait

oh

[fallow trellis]

my first kitted guns were all the base snipers

[arctic pawn]

were not talking abot ragnarok

[fallow trellis]

rattlesnake r93 and thanatos

[solar coral]

I think the biggest problem with higher diffs is enemies get more health and damage

[fluid heron]

most people use the contractor sniper and graze

cuz that shit is busted

[solar coral]

like isnt DS cop like 2500 HP

[solar coral]

omg is that back in meta?

[fallow trellis]

with the +2 difficulties yeah i think thanatos cant one shot no more

[solar coral]

i might reinstall

[fluid heron]

it never left

[solar coral]

it absolutely did

[fallow trellis]

it was two shot with dozer but because face plate

[fluid heron]

its always been strong as shit

[solar coral]

it got replaced hard by the rattlesnake

[fallow trellis]

graze is the shit ur no longer playing pd ur playing bowling

[fluid heron]

click once and watch everything die

[solar coral]

graze is ironically better on smaller maps

[fallow trellis]

graze sniper in a fucking hallway

[solar coral]

mfw sniper perk tree is best used for CQB

[fluid heron]

snipers are never used to snipe

[solar coral]

graze sniper in hallway, incin grimm, same thing but one is cooler

[solar coral]

yeah thats for HE judge

or AP judge

[naive bison]

why are we discussing payday meta that isn't anarchist with the increased body shot damage skill?

[fluid heron]

he judge is only good for busting faceplates on loud

[solar coral]

I always ran an AP shotgun on DS so i could frag minigundozers thru the wall

[fallow trellis]

I always swap to my secondaries to kil snipers and never use snipers to kill snipers

[naive bison]

anarchist with highest armor

[fallow trellis]

anarchist

yeah sydneys perkdeck

love that shit

[fluid heron]

her perkdeck is great

[solar coral]

AP just hard counters dozers tbh tbh

[fluid heron]

but syndey is insanely fucking annoying

[solar coral]

ANARCHIST OMG

[fallow trellis]

bought the deck because woman sounded insane

[solar coral]

thats what i run

[naive bison]

gives you armor upon hitting an enemy and massively increases armor, but armor regenerates in chunks

[fallow trellis]

also australian woman

anarchist with sniper

[fluid heron]

zerk anarchist is fucking busted

[solar coral]

remember when leach wasnt nerfed

[fluid heron]

and it was just stoic but twice as good

[fallow trellis]

is that the one with the ampule as a throwable?

[fluid heron]

its still better stoic

[solar coral]

i also never got the uh

[solar breach]

Oh yeah I'm eating like a medieval peasant this morning

[solar coral]

combo perk deck

[solar breach]

Some tea and stale bread

[fluid heron]

copycat?

[solar coral]

it looks good but me no no care

[fallow trellis]

everytime they release a new perkdeck it becomes meta for a week

[fluid heron]

yeah copycat is the new meta ive never touched it personally

[solar coral]

i heard when it was first launched it was genuinely the most busted deck in the entire game

but then it got nerfed ajnd now its slightly meta

[fallow trellis]

happened with stoic, sicaro, and anther one i forgot

[fluid heron]

sicario still fun asf

[solar coral]

I need to learn to use kingpin ngl it looks fun

[fluid heron]

hacker is still broken in loud

[solar coral]

whats sicario again?

[fluid heron]

just get all your health back instantly

[fluid heron]

smoke dodge

[fallow trellis]

early pd the meta was gorilla, and everyone just health tanked everything

[solar coral]

hacker is broken in both stealth and loud

[solar coral]

oh yeaaah i have a build with that

[fallow trellis]

i forgot the perkdeck muscle?

not gorilla

[solar coral]

before the actually hard difficulties were added

[naive bison]

this is how you know payday 2 is a good game with varied gameplay

[fluid heron]

gorilla is one of the cards in that i think

[naive bison]

everyone's favorite deck isn't the exact same one

[fluid heron]

kingpin is my favorite

[fallow trellis]

500 pound gorilla more hp and u regen

[solar coral]

theres literally only 2 ways to play the game, all the perk decks are just minor variations

[fallow trellis]

i still dont like the difficulty changes its bloat imo

[solar coral]

bar tank, and pussy dodge bitch little fuckshit bitch

[fallow trellis]

4 difficulties with deathwish being one down

[naive bison]

shut up

ur wrong

🖕

[fluid heron]

every game i feel like such a fucking hipster as everyone is running dodge copycat and im over here with a fucking armorer build

[solar breach]

What about fast moving tank

[solar coral]

bar tank is bar tank, doesnt matter if ur going sonic or not

[fallow trellis]

i still remember the fastest way before to level up is hoxton breakout

before the exp changes

[solar coral]

it still kinda is isnt it?

[fallow trellis]

every server was hoxton breakout for a good 6 months

[solar coral]

at least you're not cookout grinding

[fallow trellis]

fuck

hate those people

[solar coral]

fuck that level all my homies hate cookout grinding

[solar coral]

and they use tht annoying ass mod that tells you the correct ingredient so theres literally no gameplay

[naive bison]

wtf is bar tank

[fallow trellis]

those people on rats day one and they want everything to be perfect

[naive bison]

https://borderlands.fandom.com/wiki/BAR-TNK

[fallow trellis]

jessie we gotta cook jessie

is there a breaking bad dlc

they should do that

tf

[arctic pawn]

we gotta cock jesse

[solar coral]

tanking with either armor or health, they both operate in a similar way with their corresponding perk decks

you tank 1 or 2 shots, and then regen it as fast as possible

[fallow trellis]

they should have made one of the breaking bad characters a contract broker

instead of adding h3h3

[fallow trellis]

holy shit that was so bad

[solar coral]

I wish hitman was slightly better

it would be dodge but not cringe

[naive bison]

yeah but you saying that theres only 2 ways to play the game

is like ohnepixel saying the odds of getting a knife from a case in cs2

are 50/50

you either get it or you dont

[solar coral]

yeah, you either tank damage with your bars, or you run a dodge build

[fallow trellis]

back then leveling to the max was either hoxton or stealth

[naive bison]

yeah but "tank damage" has so many forms

[solar coral]

boiled down thats basically the 2 loud strats

[fallow trellis]

and public stealth games were horrible hahaha

[solar coral]

if ur running Death Sentence ur not actually tanking it, ur just forcing regen mechanics

[solar breach]

The worst mission I've ever had the displeasure of playing is big oil

[naive bison]

there's that 1 perk that has you vacuuming nearby small health kits instead of going down

there's the leech build

[solar coral]

so its more like regen abuse rather than actually tank

[fluid heron]

theres health regen armor gating

armor gating with dodge

[solar breach]

Fuck that mission

[naive bison]

there's many different builds that require you to do different actions to succeed

[solar coral]

hitman so goated </3

[fluid heron]

fuck no anarchist does that shit way better

[fallow trellis]

I renamed myself Loudener on steam and joined stealth bank heist
one of the lobbies i joined the host said "Loudener? ah hell no"
you have been kicked from the lobby

[solar coral]

theres also armor regen health gating, medkit anarchist rise up

[solar coral]

yes, but hitman is so based

[fallow trellis]

I didnt even do anything yet i was just loading in

[fluid heron]

its also a really shit perkdeck so if thats based then ig its based

[wraith osprey]

king pin 😎

[fluid heron]

see he gets it

[solar coral]

its cool in concept

kingpin is goated

hitman is based

[wraith osprey]

2 shotting bulldozers

[solar coral]

these are 2 different concepts

[solar coral]

why not 1 shot

[fallow trellis]

faceplate

[wraith osprey]

body

[fluid heron]

we arent gonna talk about gambler

[solar coral]

me with my 14th century crossbow

[fluid heron]

that perkdeck fuckin blows

[fallow trellis]

gambler sucks

[solar coral]

gambler
not a dodge build

[fallow trellis]

idk why they added that character

or the deck

[fluid heron]

its really bad

[solar coral]

at its best, its a worse ex president

[fallow trellis]

you just get more ammo thats all it does

[fluid heron]

remember when maniac was good

and it was just a carry build

[solar coral]

you can heal with ammo kits

[fallow trellis]

wow

that changes everything

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-crowd-cheer-crazy-gif-23007018

[solar coral]

i mean kinda

it elevates gambler from a dogshit build to ex president but worse

[fluid heron]

wow when you can shove 14 faks up your ass

[fallow trellis]

i remember now

yeah it did heal

but it was so bad

[solar coral]

if it was the only health regen build

[fallow trellis]

3 per ammo before or soething similar it was very small

[solar coral]

maybe it would be good

[fallow trellis]

muscle better

[solar coral]

but stoic, kingpin, muscle, ex pres, leach, exist

[wraith osprey]

stoic

[fallow trellis]

it should have been a random effect perkdeck

[fluid heron]

even armorer is better

[solar coral]

stoic is kingpin if it wasnt cool

[wraith osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/greek-statue-locked-in-straight-face-meme-gif-17400131934244097072

[solar coral]

people with this pfp use stoic builds

[fluid heron]

armorer gains 2 shot armor in dsod and its alot better than it sou8nds

[fallow trellis]

imaigne using a perkdeck named after a guy that got cucked

[solar coral]

idk current meta so im hesitant to redownload PD2

also cuz itslike 200 gigabytes

[fluid heron]

im redownloading rn

[fallow trellis]

this is actually good since you get to learn new stuff

[fluid heron]

need to install beardlib and blt again

[fallow trellis]

ah hell no

[fluid heron]

get a hud and some kingpin effects

[wraith osprey]

there is no perk deck named atam 😔

[solar coral]

i never tried to mod PD2

[fallow trellis]

yeah theres no acoustic perkdeck thats why

[fluid heron]

its a shitshow

[fallow trellis]

depends if u mod it for shitshow

[fluid heron]

never try to use a texture mod

[fallow trellis]

just get utility mods

[fluid heron]

its a 32 bit game it can use like 4 gigs of ram

[solar coral]

they should rename stoic to cuckchair deck

[fluid heron]

stoic is press 3 to win

[solar coral]

cuz thats what you stoic mains do

[fluid heron]

so is leech kingpin and hacker

[solar coral]

you sit in the corner and drink your alcohol watching your friends have fun

[solar coral]

kingpin is goated cuz you have to use a braincell when pressing 3

[fluid heron]

that is true

[solar coral]

hhurrr dur am i rushing objectiveor am i just playing dogshit

[fallow trellis]

I got to see anarchist gameplay on release on OD and they just keep armor gating

[fluid heron]

yep

thats the entirety of anarchist

armor gate

[solar coral]

ok you guys need to hear me out about hitman

in concept

[fallow trellis]

reminded me of BL2 UVHM gameplay

[fluid heron]

you setup zerk at game start

[solar coral]

its insanely funny

[fluid heron]

and armor gate

[solar coral]

but its so bad

it needs like ONE buff

and it'll be good

trust

[fallow trellis]

armor gate is tied to ur ability to headshot

so its skill dependent

[fluid heron]

with graze that becomes a non factor

you click a head once or twice

[fallow trellis]

fuck right

[slender rock]

god damn it

[solar coral]

you click once, fire at a wall, the bullet does a 180., you get 12 headshots and regain all your armor instantly

[fluid heron]

its zerk anarchist with a contractor graze

that is the biggest crutch build

[solar coral]

copycat :

[fluid heron]

yeah but i dont know shit about copycat

[fallow trellis]

u pro zerker right to get more armor

but less health

[fluid heron]

no it just gives you 80 percent more damge

[fallow trellis]

that shit was meta with melee perkdecks

[fluid heron]

so you one tap with graze

[solar coral]

its insert perk deck here but better

thats literally all it is lol

[fallow trellis]

i remember there was an exploit build with zerker

the minus health perma triggered something

and it was op then it got patched

or nerfed

everyone was wailing when it did

[fluid heron]

every percent under 50 you gain 2% more ranged damage

so if you can chunk yourself to 5 percent

you are doing 90 percent more ranged damage

on top of crits

[slender rock]

convert time

[fallow trellis]

back when dodge gave u 95 dodge chance or something everyone would run zerker

[slender rock]

ugh

[fallow trellis]

because health was irreleveant

[fluid heron]

yeah and the solution to that when it got nerfed was just armor gating

[fallow trellis]

they would just put aid kits on places they would hold out

[fallow trellis]

i remmeber some dude suit anarchist and just kept perma shield gating

i wasnt playing but that seemed stressful no graze

[fluid heron]

remember when mfs would run dodge and crossbow

[fallow trellis]

shotgun build tho

[fluid heron]

and when they both got nerfed shit players were still running them

[fallow trellis]

when the medieval pack got released

[fluid heron]

like dodge now just like the perkdeck is so shit

[fallow trellis]

yeah dodge bow

i would see people speed run stealth with a bow

[fluid heron]

fucking rogue

thats what it is

[solar coral]

sicario dodge mfers trying to make dodge work, i respect the grind

[fluid heron]

its so dogshit now i forgot what it is

[fallow trellis]

the dodge perkdeck?

it was hitman wasnt it

[fluid heron]

yeah

no its rogue

[solar coral]

no

hitman is armor gating

[fallow trellis]

rogue was for stealth but i remember running it with dodge

[solar coral]

it lets you regen armor after gating in combat,

[fluid heron]

no thats burglar

[solar coral]

if it was a bit better you could instantly gate after breaking armor

[fluid heron]

or crook

they both kinda do the same thing

in loud atleast

[fallow trellis]

yeah when burglar came out rogue was the discount stealth perkdeck

[fluid heron]

rogue is the fucking biggest noob trap

[solar coral]

hacker is the crutch stealth deck

real mfers use yakuza and set themselves on fire at the start of the round

[fluid heron]

thats what i did

[fallow trellis]

nah before when there was no other dodge perkdeck rogue was the only perkdeck for dodge players

now theres alternatives so rouge is irelevant

[solar coral]

[fallow trellis]

but i still remember

[fluid heron]

yeah and now theres so many better options

but people still run it cuz mfs like b33croft say its insane

[solar coral]

crouch jumping halfway across dockyard

[fluid heron]

dont listen to b33croft for any build

[fallow trellis]

i run it because its all i know

[fluid heron]

fucking all terrible

[solar coral]

who's the really annoying payday 2 build youtuber again?

not b33

the other guy

[fallow trellis]

honestly pd2 builds are the same was warframe builds if its a video or its being shared its probably shit

[fluid heron]

i know who you are talking about

those 2 have the shittest builds

ever

https://www.youtube.com/@CarrotIsBad

[solar coral]

like its not necessarily a bad build per say

hes just

[fluid heron]

this is the only person you should be listening to for builds

[solar coral]

annoying

[fallow trellis]

was there when generalmcbadass got cyberbullied to playing pd2 when he didnt want to anymore

[solar coral]

my inner schizo voice :

[fluid heron]

carrot sounds like a discord mod but he knows what hes talkinga bout

[solar coral]

EZONI, BERSERKER GRAZE ANARCHIST, THEN BRING MOSIN NAGANT AND BECOME WHITE DEATH

what perks do you think simo hayha would take in payday 2

[fluid heron]

probably fuckin anarchist graze

fucking normie

[solar coral]

kingpin graze

[fallow trellis]

back when dodge was still op and everyone ran it. all my buddies would fight for the right to magdump the dozers face

[fluid heron]

kingpin graze makes me cringe a little

i only run ars and lmgs with kingpin

i feel gross using graze

[solar coral]

ARs are boring

[fallow trellis]

i only run snipers and shotguns

[naive bison]

man

[fallow trellis]

i like it when i press a button something dies immediately

[solar coral]

I run revolvers, snipers, shotguns, SMGs, and 16th century crossbow

[fluid heron]

i remember using dual goliath and a grim incen with hacker and turning on godmode

[naive bison]

adulthood is when you finish a juicebox in about 5 seconds

[fluid heron]

just unable to die

[naive bison]

[fluid heron]

get a juice jug

[naive bison]

juice my testicles

[fallow trellis]

buy more juice

ur an adult

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/henry-phillips-henlips1-henrys-kitchen-henlips-twitch-gif-27654421

[fallow trellis]

I love being a grilled cheese fan

[fluid heron]

love grilled cheese

https://tenor.com/view/pug-gif-25088910

[solar coral]

what kind of cheese tho

[fluid heron]

american singles maybe havardi sharp cheddar

any cheese really

[solar coral]

colby jack

or mozzarella

[fluid heron]

mozzarella grilled cheese sounds crazy

[solar coral]

it is and its good

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/amory-silly-dog-silly-dog-swinging-silly-dog-for-hana-gif-7865052345282985073

[solar coral]

mozz is objectively the best cheese

[fallow trellis]

sourdough and random cheeses in my fridge

2 am

[pale ingot]

perhaps.

[fallow trellis]

i like goouda

[solar coral]

sourdough is goated for grilled cheeses cuz its hard to burn so you can melt the cheese easier

[solar coral]

you are a white single mother

[fallow trellis]

am i a pretty mother

[solar coral]

yes

[ancient barn]

sourdough is ass tho cause once its crunchy it'll fucking stab you in the mouth and gums

[solar coral]

👸

[pale ingot]

i like cheese, its cool

[fallow trellis]

i sometimes put garlic on it like the one that u can spread into a paste

[solar coral]

brush your teeth?

[fallow trellis]

whitebread lover

[ancient barn]

retarded answer ngl

[fallow trellis]

fuck now i wanna grilled cheese

[solar coral]

if you're scratching your mouth.. with sourdough, you're not brushing yo teeth enough

[fallow trellis]

discord user not brushing

what else is new

[pale ingot]

telemea is banger 🇷🇴

[solar coral]

he prob thinks brushing means petting his beautiful pet cat that he tried to make obese to post on chonkers

[fluid heron]

make a grilled cheese

[solar coral]

youtube is making premium have ads

youtube 0 ad blocker 1

[pale ingot]

so then whats the point

whats the point of having premium

[naive bison]

is that ice

what am i looking at

[solar coral]

what was the point in the first place?

[solar coral]

i think its like dough balls