#🎪bruh-fart
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its worth it
Hey, look. A good looking compact sedan EV
Too bad its exclusive to China
@nimble thorn can u mail this to me
is it really worth it ?
Sure
who up lathering they ferret rn?
i'm rubbing soap on my ferret I got soap on my ferret
I'm clean as fuuuuck
📚 placenta
[The lumpy], blood-soaked [terror] that comes out after the baby and will visit you in your [nightmares] for years to come.
[And the] placenta [hit the floor]
both at once
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deltarune is out?
98% positive?
gotta ping the twinks
someone get the twink signal!
so sad about eggman's ketamine addiction
how is he gonna piss on the moon now?
White boy summer.
ryan gosling as black panther when?
Wakanda soon to turn into Agartha
KETAMINE MAN
His two sons Ketamime and Fentanela.
T'Challa's real name is George
allo
Hello blur
Its so over for me
I just woke up like 20 mins ago man
I havent woken up this late since high school
bruh @high wing the health regen perk from parry works with magic

i will assfuck every single living creature from this game with my spells
@tight rune
ya know the anema goes in first before any backdoor fun happens
unless you want a uti
because that's how a UTI happens
si
diarrea happens
too much effort and too long to do
lol
hey and I mean when she says so who am I not to do what she says right
hacer dinero indeed

Should've reversed and went back to eating
Clap and cheer even
Have some grackles
Type of shit I would do tbh after like a decade
@heady crow 
He seems guilty.
Imagine using streaming services in this day and age...
Game yes. Song no.
cant you just play living legend?
(and be an elemental)
I'm so glad mechwarrior online existed so I could discover the universe
big fan of both Battletech and MW5
It's funny a friend of mine forever ago tried to get me into Battletech and it just didn't resonate with me at the time. It wasn't until I found a YT channel for a guy called Baradul that I really got into it. MWO was my jam for a little while.
Average Brainfart user when politics are mentioned 
i think most people's YT intro to the mechwarrior universe is Baradul
looks about the same idk
Holy shit, is that how the actress actually looks like in the series??

they had the chance to use the girl who looked like an identical copy
but no
lets put in the girl who's probably some higher-up's daughter who looks nothing like her
I'm at a lost for words
I kinda expected this, but seeing this is actually shockingly bad 
Yet another W, for not being a the last of us fan 
Someone made a mod for the game to replace ellie's face with bella 
big ass head
that's a normal looking person
wtf are you all on about
hairline enters the room a minute after she does
big ass forehead
It really is a large forehead
There's way worse angles in the show
That's what happens when you drop the "face position" slider in the character editor, all the way down to zero
my honest reaction
havent seen ts in so long
When katko unban
I got an eye mask for sleep
I can finally wake up without dry eyes cause of my wind tunnel fan
me owm to flop
add timing
fellas
hear me out
Get yoself a girl that has scars on her thighs from cutting herself cuz that shit has better grip yo
i rest my case
True
Mechwarrior 4 OST
The Hunter
That lil excavator is cute id steal it
thx
Grippier the socks, the grippier the box.
bruuuuno
Frooot
go away charon!! I'm doing things!!!!
I know...
:3

You know what really fucks me up, modern vegetables have less nutrition than they used to.
cause when they attempt to speed up growth with genetic alteration and modified fertilizers. it doesn't have the ability to get as many nutrients from the time it takes to form, is my theory
Wait a second... Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated? ... Those first letters.. no it can't be...

@slender rock
incomprehensible
can someone tell me if my animated banner is working
Hard drugs
it is
thanks white boy
no problem
not even king arthur
not even...
woke up at 4:55 and needed to take a huge shit
mashalah @shell venture
i woke up at 2
i always wake up to take a shit
isn't that just an executioners hood
Gray cowl I think
it kinda looks like something you would see in starwars as like a clone trooper helmet
retard that game came out before skyrim
as far as i know there isn't one in oblivion
in real life
those were more pointy
can't have a klansman hood in a video game
oh yeah ?
Uhh, can we post swastikas like that
oof
iedy is gonna ban you for that
despite posting the same scene like two days ago
Yeah but it still may be bannable
so fuck em
i forgot which one i posted
the og wolfenstein one
yeah
it was elon instead of mustache man
take this neologism and shove it up your ass
sounds gross
it wasnt just a random image of a nazi and kkkrackers
📚 Neologism / ni'ɑlə,dʒɪzəm
-# aka. coinage, neology
- A newly invented word or phrase
- The act of inventing a word or phrase
this one also isn't random
Is this your pet issue Mic
The new Wolfestein lore is insane, jews were stockpiling schizotech/supertech to conquer the world but nazis did it first.
do anyone else's pcs hiss and leak steam when they play games
no
nazis discovered that and used some of it
i thought the jewish superweapons werent conquering tier stuff
like it was post conquering they just had em around
Power armors and bombs.
the hollow earth super judaism battle suit you wear because some nazi lady shot ur knees out
My favorite Jewish superweapon is challah bread
they also had that one tiny ass cube that destroyed a whole bridge
Yeah tell me they weren't up to sketchy shit.
idk tbh
i don't remember much of wolf 2
last surviving jew is a member of an illuminati space alien cult with weapons of mass destruction hidden beneath the sea floor
I don't know why they didn't go the super nazi scientist route.
the only character I care about is Max Hass
and that game is basically a refrence to return to castle wolfenstein
based
i really hate how the characters look in wolf 2
all of them are uglier
no exception
they all look like shit cause they've been running from super evil nazi war machine for a decade
nah
cant wait for famous follow up video "two teens brutally beaten for NO REASON!!!"
you can't tell me with a straight face that bombate looks better in the new colossus
i don't remember what they look like
bombate is the african dude
science fiction and fantasy, again failing to portray social issues
"What if in our "nazis won ww2" setting, everything they said about the jews was true?"
you find in the camp
ingame he looks worse
he looks like a uhhh
character from that one wh40k game
dark tide
idk
he looks like.....black..man
the sequel looks better i think
kys
krill yourself
@fallow trellis oil up
theres a casual position open at a lumber mill at the next town over that pays 35-40$ an hour
might be what i need every other job ive applied to aint said shit back
lumber jockey
bro's gonna be compressed into a pallet
ball crushing factory
oak tuah
it wasnt out fully yet
What the fuck did I wake up to
Many such cases
I hope everyone has a good day except @naive bison
That's what happens if you stop bully people. They need that shit, because they can't control themselfs
You're adorable for thinking bullying stops this
But also
im going to gnaw your face off
movie good guys be like "there's no way this guy who defeated legions of armies will ever break out. We'll put him in a wood cage with a rusty lock"
or "we're keeping this guy in fucking mega guantanimo. if he breathes without a written approval form we nuke the fucking earth"
no inbetween
@coarse bear do I play 1960's USSR or USA
Literally what happens in Morrowind
USA
Way more cocaine
in what
okay ill continue with my USA conquest
What
In USA
young rock
pebble
stone
doesnt he look like he's tweaking
yes
He's definitely tweaking
i see people coping that it's just him being autistic or something but ive literally never seen anyone but a tweaker do motions like that
real mf is off his head
he sounds stoned
dude is literally fried on ketamine
apparently he took so much he cant pee right anymore
That black eye he had was defs from ketting out hectic and falling over
He does adderall too
idk i think it was either him fighting that 70 year old republican because they argued about his shitty job of "finding fraud"
or fighting with the republican official's wife he paid to get artificially insemnated with his kids
elon doesnt seem like a very well liked guy even in his own party
For people who don't like Elon, you clearly know a lot about him 
I don't care enough to be bothered with the guy. I don't use Twitter, I don't own a Tesla and my life isn't affected by him in any way.
Why bother with a dude like that?
Elons greatest fans are his haters it seems 
Elon is a shitty person, what a news flash... Like that blue eye or his hypocrisy is anything new
there alot of ways a ket fiend can get a black eye and his own kid seems like the most likely
do you live in the US
No
I have to live with the decision of a retarded Friedrich Merz and I don't know nearly as much about him, as you guys do about Elon Musk
It's like watching a YouTuber you don't like to down vote every single video
hal im not gonna call you an idiot but like
if you're one of those "i dont concern myself with poltics" folk, you are one
I concern myself with Politics, but slandering someone like Elon... What does that achieve?
Connor McGregor
Imagine me saying "Hitler is bad"
Yeah, no shit... Thank you very much Sherlock
head trauma and tweakers have similar brain chemistry from neuron damage
Frota, MD.
no im house
Heroin addict
robert oil up
I was about to
Explode
You an Elon hater frota
Crucify game journalists
be nice
What the heck he’s just trying to save the government money
also hi menace
And send us to MARS
without us?
I hope your death is painful
Never
Haaaaaai :3
No, make them work in cobalt mines
Well y’all didn’t warn me first
whattup sweetie
and then left his position with DOGE
@naive bison I'm not sure why but I keep getting like 10 lootboxes on a corpse. I can't seem to find any fixes. Do you have the anomaly lootboxes compat tick turned on?
hes African so we don't like him
Fair
anyone rich is an enemy
thats so based schleppa
in a non commie way i hate the rich because they make the american dream impossible
Fuckass dog
Skill issue
throw it back
inside of gamma, in MCM, ingame, do you have the anomaly lootboxes integration (ZCP or ZLM) enabled

That's the delta p animator isn't it
the only semi decent rich person is someone who won the lottery, cause they did it through random chance. Anyone who """earned""" their money did it from the labor of others
holy fuck
I'll try turning this off and seeing if it fixes my issue
wtf i got contraband out of a box
holy shit
louis
You do know that you can't get rid of rich people?
You eat one, another one will take the place.
Like a golden Hydra
infinite food glitch
New nickname: Bumble
you can't get rid of rich people cause they're the ones who lobby the government to pass favorable laws
@pseudo robin
As if anyone who comes after them wouldn't 
it's just an unbreakable cycle of human nature
people always want more, they will amass more in any way they can
Is there a fallacy for appealing to human nature yet
power positions attract those who will abuse them
anyone with a conscience knows they would either be corrupted or fill the position poorly
We also provide a used Toyota Camry
(does not come with wheels)
it's not a fallacy
it's just true

appeal to emotion?
I think it’s just a variant of appeal to nature
saar I need wheels to drive uber saar
because people will say stuff like "any normal person would think A"
it's not an uncommon thing to know power positions attract abusers
some people get off on being able to control someone
like the military
(HOA presidents)
special forces are like fucking ruthless killing machines who a majority of immediately do crime after they get out
Yeah but thats not the same as saying “it’s human nature to want more, and amass more anyway they can”
?
are we just making shit up

majority?
they make all their money writing books (with ghost writers) and working as advisors for foreign governments
Sir the jalapeño boudin has hit my digestive tract
special forces shit opens some opportunities
it isn't for special snowflake lone wolves who don't know how to play with others
bodyguard, martial arts fighter or liar in books
pick one
All in one man
but this fucker wasn't even in
He can do everything
the final evolution of man
He is peak performance
There is a fallacy called appeal to normality
Looks out the Window
I don't know bro... Seems like it is human nature to amass more in anyway they can
Brainfart moment 
at least in the US a lot of their former special forces are evil people, because yk who commits the same crimes but does it under PMCS or others
That’s tuff man
No you dont understand, if we try communism one more time they will fall in like ants

Doesnt mean they murder the civilian population once they are back home
Glory to the Chinese communist party
no but they commit crimes
I dont even know what you are basing this on
uhhh his source is trust me bro
RECEIPTS:
Colonel Owen Ray
https://www.armytimes.com/news/your-army/2022/09/28/former-1st-special-forces-group-commander-found-guilty-of-assault/
Rape and Murder Navy SEAL Turner and Brown
https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna24860043
Logan Melguard Green Beret Killed by SEALs
https://youtu.be/R3cryAphAWE?si=12Mn0wuk87jqBlS6
Pippin and Jordan
ht...
A couple of anecdotes? Ok
A YouTube video
plenty of sf commit crimes and stuff after getting out it gets swept under the rug by media

Irrefutable evidence
both were in when a lot of said crimes were commited
Can you explain what a primary source is
a first hand account
also memoirs from people of the time
can be included
nah bro I will only ever believe media that's been approved by at least 3 other mainstream media sources
modern day videos can be included as that same source
Ok I’ll watch the video
I hope it’s really compelling
Ok so it really is anecdotes
holds the geneseed
vro watched literally 1 minute of it
Is that what it is Alex
How many people have been in the Military and in wars? Millions...
If what you claim would be true, we would live in a fucking hell hole... With trained Killers causing Mayhem.
dude you watched literally a minute
Is that what it is Alex
not all military members... SPECIAL FORCES
no it isnt
its reccountings slime
its literally
is alex's prick saying all special forces are violent schizos
them going on about examples of how a lot of the people in sf are evil
alex pricks
violent yeah
penis dicks
That’s kind of the claim ya
not schizo
I don't even know what to say... This is advanced Level of retardation
cool, post a statistic indicating the rate of crime among enlisted, officer, and special forces veterans vs civillians vs the national average
theres literally a case inthere where a SF member sold around 90 full auto aks to white supremacist groups after coming back from tour
stats
LOL
most of the stuff in the military is swept under the rug
you know that rigjt
"guys i don't have stats for 10's of thousands of people, so here's 5 anecdotal stories bro"
"trust me bro"
"bro look a SF dude did something bad, all SF bad"
im saying they are pychos slime it isnt hard to guess that when their whole shtick is going overseas and killing people
you...you realize SF have jobs besides shoot man
like, that could apply to every frontline US soldier
if you want to be generous
Hey so in your video alex, at 7:43, the dude on the left says “I don’t want people to think the navy seals or green berets are all psychopathic murderers that’s gonna kill some people, that’s NOT what we’re saying”
not all of them
most are though
or violent individuals
Based on what? What percentege is most?
This one is mental illness for sure
where is your statistics?
He doesn’t believe in evidence
but saying "yeah they're probably all violent killers"
Like it’s not possible to change his mind
next source will be “it was revealed to me in a dream”
where have i said that slime
i need to know
Remember the Leo frank discussion Alex
indian narrator?
You didn’t say it, you exemplified it
i'm making fun of you alex
Tonight we goon
ngl i'd fuck with that fishing spot heavy
Ong
this and 300 beers
its because there were multiple variables stacked against him and he lied in court LOL
That's it boat comes only once per day
Yah man, you are antisemitic.
its literally only because he was jewish
thats not wrong
The evidence proved otherwise alex
its the only reason the ADL league defends him
if it was anyone else they wouldnt have cared
His sentence was changed from execution to life imprisonment
Bro, what are these takes 💀
i'm out of the loop
With the hopes that he would be found not guilty later
so the leo frank case was when a girl was raped and murdered and the only 2 suspects were a jewish guy and a black guy
what jew is getting life in prison
in the 1920s if i remember right
Because the ag reviewed the case and found him to be not guilty
Do not let him lie about the case
Look it up yourselves
why the fuck are we talking about a 1920s case
Leo frank was WRONGLY convicted
which one was he
That’s the modern consensus
i think the jew
revisionist history, he was known to have been talking to the girl and making unwanted advances on her
he was jewish
And the post lynching consensus
its literally the ONLY REASON why its even debated about
hey alex on a scale of 1-10 how hard do you glaze hamas and the houthis
Anyways, here is a piece of cheese
if it was a catholic it would have disappeared
This is a lie, she recanted those statements
hate the houthis, understand where Hamas is coming from
YEARS later
look man if the KKK doesn't even believe you when you blame it on a black guy, you probably did it
thats what im saying LOL
aight cool, what's your views on hassan
That’s the conspiracy bro
What does this have to do with being jewish?? 😭
Regardless of if it's true or not
You are falling for the conspiracy
It’s NOT true
its a very popular name, so which one in particular?
She recanted!
the streamer
the twitch streamer
This is getting out of hand, if you guys dont behave i will shit myself
Yeah, but this isn't my point.
My point is the antisemetic part
because the whole reason as to why its still talked about is because the "anti defamation leauge" is all about "combating antisemitism"
i dont watch streamers, sorry
im not that terminally online
Alex you believe a Nazi conspiracy theory, AGAINST the evidence
the ADL will do anything possible to make them not guilty for x thing, even if they're proven guilty
the only one i watch is Hippie
alright, but saying you understand hamas reveals your retardation
so that's all i need to know
when your people are being bombed and invaded any reasonable person would fight back
if I was held in prison for a generation I'd kill the guards too
me when i put 12 and 13 year olds in military training and propaganda camps
certified hamas special
Ok it’s become political
becasue their neighbors have been bombing them for decades
nah, sorry dog.
giving kids AKs and brainwashing means you're the bad guy here
anyway, i'mma pass out
I agree that people are retarded, if they pull the anti semetic card on an issue that has nothing to do with that.
But you're constantly referring to what happend, with him being jewish... Which is just as retarded as defending him, because he is jewish
as if the other side isn't brainwashing
support palestine, glass hamas
it doesnt immediately LOL
openly talking about the jews in the channel where a couple of people have been banned for talking about the jews
unsure if this is a hill to die on but ok
i guess its just my view on the world
Ts gonna locked down again
Ya
@coarse bear goy reactor at critical levels shut it down shut it down!
Alex is such a master baiter ngl
how?
walk, swim, quack like a duck
anti zionism isnt anti semetic
NOOOOOO!!! 
....
It’s NOT baiting man
I am a master goon

i hate kids and innocents being bombed is that too much to ask for
i don't like israel big dog, but i also don't like hamas
I want to believe this is bait
I still. Believe in the human race
i dont like them neither, but i said i UNDERSTAND
THEY KNOW SHUT IT ALL DOWN
we getting too pol
Fuck going on
Dry it’s bad
jews shut it down goyim!

hi dry

SHUT IT ALL DOWN
The GOY KNOW!

✅ Locked down 🎪gachifart
@dreamy flax Remind me in one week to unlock the channel brainfart
Please set your timezone using the command /timezone first, and then I can help you with the reminder! 😊⏰
I appreciate that the highest IQ score is 15, very realistic for this server
Very creative, Alex
We're putting this on the Brainfart fridge door

Man
Why couldn't you keep to SF dudes being weirdo grifters
Anyway
Warned gekas2941 for: Neither I nor the rules believe that Hamas and war as a convo topic belongs in this server. Yes, it'll come up again and again, we literally have users in the middle of it, but you don't have to fuel those 
Warning: 1
Warned jfjdevinc for: Same goes for you, no discussion of [current war events], we know it can't be helped, but you see where this has one has gone.
Warning: 2
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✅ Unlocked 🎪gachifart.

@coarse bear help me I can't solve this
If only i could roll this high ;-;
The hint is "It's related to science"
Like a "point"
DATUM?
Or you could solve it :)
oops caps
never could've gotten that in a million years
enjoy the dopamine hit
Hi drei
Hi rat bastard
Frota how do you feel about olives on pizza
I see, we are getting into the more important topics now
something for sure
i didnt start that though
THIS
he started that
what the fuck happened here
Didn't mention starting it
That’s in your warn bro
Said "Don't fuel it"
IQ went down hard
This describes the situation fairly well
he was literally baiting me into it
look through the convo and its literally ragebait
Alex, wanna put this aside now?
random greyname ragebaiting tale as old as time
Biting the hand that feeds
xal 2.0 situation
i baited and then got baited
everybody got a warning, its over now
no thats my first ever warn
He did also send this so 
RIP
@silent pawn you are a real one, its okay though
it was bound to come
Now you're one of them cool kids with a warn
ooo ooo @coarse bear can i get a warning too!!!!!!
Don't you have 4
idk
⚠️ Warnings: australiancunt.
@grizzled meadow @ <t:1742160664:f>
Said he wouldn't say or post anything in brainfart last year, fearing that anything he'd do will get him smacked, aged like milk
@weary kindle @ <t:1728665078:f>
Discord API issue warn: muted for 1 day. reason: posted roblox cock gif.
@heavy peak @ <t:1728215586:f>
Just like with everybody else, 9/11 memes are not allowed here. muted for 1d.
@grizzled meadow @ <t:1714479006:f>
Watch out for the warn you're about to get since you're threatening someone for bullshit, especially after saying that your mother did that stuff
You do lmao
all my warns magically disappeared 
I bullshitted the number too
ROBBLOX GIF

Holy fuck bumble
looking at someone's old warns without context is always magical
a roblox cock gif?
and the one who gave them to me also disappeared
barely it was the 3d equivalent of drawing 2 lines in ms paint to make a crude penis
is that how it works
from now on refer to me as kevin spacey
if an admin leaves it deletes the warn?
literally just a grey rectangle with flop physics
or smth
pls send in dms
Kys
i won't elaborate

Jarvis, pull up, now Youyou's, Kevin Spacey Child Groomer allegations
no i will go take roles in shitty low budget movies
erm im gei now
so it's ok
Lmao
hey it worked for him
Is that what he actually said
yes
the witness magically disappeared and one died
it's only 9 am how are y'all so retarded this early
7am
even worse
mfs wake up villainous already
it's 3 am
Not this again
I don't like olives in general
it's the norm here
11:30 pm for me
black olives are on even if you asked for other stuff
people who eat olives should eat cheese instead
eat olives with cheese
@coarse bear
olives arent that bad
matchmaking with sleepy early europeans to have any chance smh smh

I love a good kalamata or green
I CHOOSE NOW

what's so bad about cheese and olives
add a cracker and you've got a midday snack
What do you mean instead
Olives are aight
fuck olives
i dont like olives but i dont hate them either
im 50/50 on olives
its perfectly fine to eat
i dont think ive ever eaten an olive before
pineapple or onion is a crime
new cockrider emoji dropped
The one thing that i hate more than olives are eggplants
Eggplant just looks wrong
I'm not gonna pick em off of pizza
Or outta any food for that matter
But some weirdos don't remove the pits and that can go horribly
You don’t like onion on pizza?
fuck you onions are goated
Thanks pookster
best vegetable
Actually TRUE
y'all pussies don't even eat raw onions
okay so the reason i dont like them is when biting into a pizza if you bite into a onion itll squeeze and it makes me cringe
Caramelized onions on burgers are amazing
I eat them raw!
like the crunch makes me cringe
@frail scaffold scug
raw with salad
I don't like them raw raw but a little sweating in a pan to soften them up is nice
why does a nuke go off at the end
thats a little strange but whatever works for you man
pickled anything is peak
i dont like pickled stuff because the way my mom kept / keeps them makes them look disgusting and stuff you would find in resident evil
alright back to sleeping five minutes before the shift in the mines fuck my goofy ahh life
how disgusting
He means in jars
i mean how else do you pickle stuff
Look man I agree
@naive bison don't worry, I like you 
It looks evil ill ask my brother to send a picture
Holy fuck i need a jar of those
only got them like a couple of times
I want them on my shelf as decoration
Wtf going on
Pickled onions
onions
I would get a disease from those but I bet they're delicious
No earlier
why would you get a disease
ok i get it now
Why did I read the words "goy reactor"
wtf is that
Asimov fucking lied, AI can lie
I WASN'T EVEN HERE
Looks like, idk, diarrhea?
You will do well to step away from the topic, youngin
Yeahyeah
Sybau 🥀

I really want to post a meme image but I would rather not get banned
Its always the way stuff has been pickled in my house
I'm gonna go 2 tha sto'
Dude that is NOT pickled
Buy some ramen
thats like
Fucking evil
Issat like pumpkin at the top
it will probably eat you if you open it
I dont know

RC Cola is the shit imho



