🎪bruh-fart

[noble cape]

Just wait for it

[rancid iris]

that is a scrotum

[noble cape]

Actually no

[placid sail]

20 Gb folder called "zootopia" on your hard drive, and you're telling us about brainfart one, trying to evade the attention?

[idle veldt]

Oh my goodness it’s a bird

[arctic pawn]

nice

[arctic pawn]

need to re-download the remake

LEGALLY

ok mods?

legally

[arctic pawn]

i have this one

[frail kettle]

Close enough, welcome back von

[frail scaffold]

deadspace remake also has a mod to remove the character lighting which is nice

[high wing]

i wish deadspace had more cool mods

[arctic pawn]

so i can shit my pants more?

no thanks

ill have lights

[frail scaffold]

me too

[arctic pawn]

i am very sensible to jumpscares and i have a love and hate relation with dead space

[high wing]

but doesnt have dead space already have a zealot like mode

[high wing]

where you can only save so many times

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/alex-jones-infowars-chew-jew-jewish-gif-12295419607760287413

[frail scaffold]

not the remake

it has impossible mode but its very easy compared to og and 2

[wraith osprey]

oh look
Satan's island

[fluid heron]

ive been there a few times

[noble cape]

You know what's fucked up? Ruined a perfectly fine island

[arctic pawn]

i hate those ones that explodes, their screams are fucking terrifying

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-17729711691959966457

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-cinema-space-engineers-space-engineer-gif-246876700142585768

[idle veldt]

I wish red dead had mods

That actually did things

[arctic pawn]

what you mean

[fluid heron]

what

[idle veldt]

And didn’t like, recolor horses

[frail scaffold]

https://www.nexusmods.com/reddeadredemption2/mods/2827

[fluid heron]

is that not things?

[noble cape]

Could hear it in my head

[frail kettle]

If read dead is so good, where is red dead 2 then?

[idle veldt]

I feel like there should be map mods

[frail scaffold]

@idle veldt idk man those horse mods gave me the ability to have a mule as my main horse

[high wing]

i am dissapointed that when beating impossible mode you get a lame suit

[naive bison]

is that the

[frail scaffold]

badass in my eyes

[high wing]

shoulda given us the advanced suit

[frail scaffold]

mules cooler than horse

[high wing]

the foam finger is always nice tho

[arctic pawn]

i downloaded a rdr2 mod where the locational damage get way more brutal

[idle veldt]

Ponies better

[frail scaffold]

sure theres a mod for it too cx

[arctic pawn]

like bro running for his life with blood spilling from his neck

[frail kettle]

just recently finished creating my midlist for NV, time to promise myself I'll play it and never open it

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/leonardo-dicaprio-disgusted-bored-tired-sick-gif-15176708

[river zealot]

@stone blade @narrow lotus

[frail scaffold]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/950013695331803146/1089136610353889330/image.png?.gif

[wraith osprey]

me

[noble cape]

Everything reminds me of her....

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/worried-scared-oh-no-stop-it-fearful-gif-12534009

[rancid iris]

https://tenor.com/view/hunger-games-sacrifice-salute-tribute-katniss-everdeen-gif-16687787

[frail scaffold]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1045701696287948880/1049241584580956170/zortnite_1.gif

[placid sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1277627788337348608/RDT_20240825_0021096031767116576690399.gif

[frail kettle]

this will be FORTNITE in 2009.......

[rancid iris]

time to see the hat man

[frail scaffold]

thank you now i have both of these

https://tenor.com/view/oh-lawd-he-comin-cat-running-chonky-gif-15748157

[solar breach]

ping?

[placid sail]

oh lawd he coming

[noble cape]

Me browsing brain fart at work

[placid sail]

the chonker

[frail kettle]

Arrival

[rancid iris]

the earth shakes with his coming

[high wing]

why that gorilla so zesty

[rancid iris]

why are you seeing that gorilla as zesty in the first place

[noble cape]

[high wing]

bruh

https://x.com/ToonHive/status/1929560833270382718

ToonHive (@ToonHive)

Jonathan Joss, the voice of John Redcorn in ‘King of The Hill’ has sadly passed away at the age of 59 after being fatally shot by his neighbor, TMZ reports.

X · Jun 2, 2025, 3:28 PM

[rancid iris]

[naive bison]

damn

[rancid iris]

what a way to go out

[frail kettle]

🕊️

[rancid iris]

wonder what the full context is

[high wing]

wonder if it was a white man that shot him

[naive bison]

Massaging people's wives

[noble cape]

Jon whiteman

[naive bison]

(this is reference to his character in King of the Hill)

[rancid iris]

https://tenor.com/view/pulp-gif-3531174

[naive bison]

[rancid iris]

my hairline is actively staging an invasion on my eyebrows

couldnt be me

[high wing]

damn

[high wing]

thats the whitest name ive ever seen

[rancid iris]

the horse knows best

[high wing]

and in texas no less

[placid sail]

myshinka's horse

[rancid iris]

why am i not surprised it's san antonio either

[frail scaffold]

https://images7.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED306/667af5d1e4d9c.jpeg

[rancid iris]

that city is a shithole

im from texas i can say it

[noble cape]

(me when I got to darkscape)

[rancid iris]

switches to dj blyatman on pda playlist

[high wing]

he was thoisty

AND HE GOT SUCKER PUNCHED

[naive bison]

why car keys if he has a fucking iron man suit

[noble cape]

Buh?

[naive bison]

is that a fortnite skin

[placid sail]

I just want it to be set for the record though that Falco has in no way denied the zootopia folder accusations whatsoever

[rancid iris]

bzk is not suicidal everyone remember

[lapis zinc]

Gork is this true

[high wing]

but

how do you know about it busy

[placid sail]

I have special eyes

[high wing]

look

[rancid iris]

https://tenor.com/view/misa-amane-misa-death-note-shinigami-eyes-anime-gif-16711123

[high wing]

look with your special eyes

[noble cape]

I forget what this meme is so I hope its not a bad one

[placid sail]

MY BRAND!

[lapis zinc]

The gnomes in falcos walls told him

[high wing]

oh ok

carry on then

[naive bison]

bro did plague relief checks hit?

every bandit has glass, ebony or daedric

[noble cape]

Phew. It wasn't a racist one

[rancid iris]

what level are you

[noble cape]

Very risky move

[high wing]

hes prolly like in late 30s

[naive bison]

@gock

[high wing]

or is it 20

[naive bison]

30 exact

[rancid iris]

past 30 the leveled lists are limited to either bandits or goblin shamans

it's the only thing you're going to run into in dungeons

non quest dungeons at least

[naive bison]

bro i started doing main quest at level 29

[rancid iris]

[naive bison]

i can see why kvatch fell quickly

[high wing]

yeah oblivion remake is cool and all

[naive bison]

i killed like 30 xivilais

[high wing]

but can you be a hot shaman lady?

[noble cape]

What do you guys think about this helpful medical image

[frail scaffold]

this looks like the destiny character screen

[high wing]

oh

[naive bison]

and more spider deadra and storm atronachs

[high wing]

thats gore of my comfort character

[high wing]

eh kinda but not really

[rancid iris]

im so sorry for your choices

[naive bison]

why

[placid sail]

yeah your shaman lady is cool and all but she's in Britain

[noble cape]

Shrapnel is fucking insane

[high wing]

nuh uh!!

[rancid iris]

that kvatch siege sounds like misery lmao

[lapis zinc]

WW1 type statement

[noble cape]

Someone who took shrapnel injuries once told me he heard freebird solo as soon as he got hit with it

[high wing]

why cant this happen when im shooting bugs in helldivers

[frail scaffold]

bro cmon

[noble cape]

Right before passing. Out

[high wing]

but bungie didnt even come up with that original design

[frail scaffold]

im not saying they did

i said they look the same

[lusty sonnet]

D1 alpha damn

[frail scaffold]

thats a whole different sentence

[high wing]

look at assassins creed

the design is more similiar to that

than destiny

[noble cape]

I play a really shitty game that has simulated shrapnel. One time a gun blew up in my hand and it launched a piece of wire at someone that proceeded to bisect someone next to me

[frail scaffold]

the good days

[naive bison]

@rancid iris

[high wing]

i wish sniper elite was like that

i hate how cool the xray mode is

but none of it happens out of their bodies

getting absolutely destroyed to shreds but everything outside is still intact

[rancid iris]

that is so fucking cursed LMAO

[naive bison]

6 storm atronachs and 4 xivilais

[rancid iris]

i love it

[naive bison]

in 1 image

just 1 frame

[rancid iris]

reminds me of a fallout screenshot from fucking ages ago i want to find that shit

[noble cape]

Were you being serious about your gore comment btw cuz if so I will not talk to you about this subject 💀

[sour carbon]

[high wing]

lmao no

[lusty sonnet]

When only the cosmodrome existed

[noble cape]

Phew

[naive bison]

bro it's like a where's waldo game

[noble cape]

Yeah that would be badass

[naive bison]

i found one more xivilai

to the right of the sword

between two storm atronachs

[high wing]

i LITERALLY SAID GORE OF MY COMFORT CHARACTER

HOW IS SOMEONES LEG A COMFORT CHARACTER

[frail scaffold]

chillrend based

[high wing]

chillrend is dope

[noble cape]

Internet

[lapis zinc]

Medical diagram my beloved

[high wing]

u are right retard

[naive bison]

got it at max level

how and where can i get a good bow?

i wanna transition

into stealth archer

my final form

[high wing]

daedric bows are usually good

[naive bison]

like a crab

[high wing]

just heavy

[rancid iris]

the pov of a prismatic slime about to be converted into usefulness

[naive bison]

550 carry weight on me rn

[high wing]

well there you go

go get one

the arrows are stupid heavy

[noble cape]

Me

[rancid iris]

i lowkey can’t wait till some enchanting mods come out cuz i forgot how restrictive it is by default

[noble cape]

Yeah it's pretty stringent

[noble cape]

Fire atronach when

[fallow trellis]

this was my favorite episode because i get to see doctor cuddy strip dance

[noble cape]

Mmmm...

[rancid iris]

house was the real autistic doctor

[noble cape]

I dunno how to feel about cuddy

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/ogli-gif-17468683305861986751

[noble cape]

On one hand, would, but on another. Idk

She pretty strung out

[fallow trellis]

around her breasts

[heady crow]

gods i miss the art direction of destiny 1

[rancid iris]

i miss the passion of 2014 bungie in general

[noble cape]

Shes the kinda girl that would start crying in the middle of it

That shits rough

[fallow trellis]

I am sexually attracted to that woman

[rancid iris]

really?

[fallow trellis]

youll understand when u reach puberty

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/alex-jones-infowars-chew-jew-jewish-gif-12295419607760287413

[idle veldt]

What does this do to non virgins

[fallow trellis]

burns them from the inside

[lapis zinc]

Gives it back

[cosmic cave]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-giant-twerk-gif-4464741213175332330

[idle veldt]

Gives it back to who

[lapis zinc]

Gives back their virginity

[noble cape]

Alright boys. Rate my lunch

[lapis zinc]

100

[rancid iris]

if you're about to meet up with a tinder date, 10/10

[lapis zinc]

I think you mean pull in to Applebee's

[rancid iris]

same difference

[lapis zinc]

True

[cosmic cave]

https://tenor.com/view/this-doing-numbers-russianbadger-gif-3541954510544000297

[rancid iris]

shit a girl should be happy if i took her to applebees on a first date

in texas that's foreplay

[lapis zinc]

Based

[naive bison]

poorplay

[river zealot]

https://vxtwitter.com/ShitpostGate/status/1929202529025552567 @stone blade @narrow lotus

ShitpostGateway (@ShitpostGate)

https://t.co/H3D5UsTMEU

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[rancid iris]

ah yes, because i choose to spend my wealth on things that fulfill my soul and not my greed, i am poor

[noble cape]

Uh oh

Someone getting serious in the brainfart

Mods kill and friend him

[naive bison]

romanian folk music is original nightcore

[naive bison]

YOOOO

[river zealot]

xal you earn like 5 dollars(300000 roubles) a year

[naive bison]

no you are poor because you can't afford not applebees

[lapis zinc]

@ osaka

[naive bison]

i'm not poor

you don't earn anything

pipe down child

[stone blade]

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[rancid iris]

[stone blade]

[river zealot]

still have more money than you

poorge

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/marvel-fan4stic-fantastic-four-the-thing-say-that-again-gif-9345984830195785978

ok

[narrow lotus]

true artyom eats monster with pizza everyday while xal has cock and balls diet

[naive bison]

BUDDY YOU'RE A MOD

[narrow lotus]

Xal is doubling on them proteins

[rancid iris]

double fisted up

[naive bison]

many homosexual fantasies have activated during pride month

that's all i'm saying

[noble cape]

I'm doubling on chromosomes

Massive brain

[hazy flower]

That's called leading by example.

[rancid iris]

https://tenor.com/view/upgrades-robots-gif-21291099

[naive bison]

[rancid iris]

the meal i have after explaining to my family my lactose intolerance really isn't that bad

[naive bison]

the sharty-party pack

[noble cape]

Alright now I'm gunna post the extremely unhinged shit

[noble cape]

This guy unironically had his asshole stolen from him.

A real trip

This is what happens to a man when you take everything from him

[stone blade]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3fF7GIvxkj5OJho20nAfr4?si=fceec45bfd204cd2

this is the song btw

enjoy

[wooden surge]

https://tenor.com/view/ip-grabbermegamind2-gif-23461251

[noble cape]

(hes actively going to prison for these vids )

[severe sequoia]

Anyone who drinks Tito's (myself included) are actively torturing themselves

[rancid iris]

you're basically drinking embalming fluid

[severe sequoia]

hand sanitizer

[noble cape]

Me and liquor do not get along like we used to

[rancid iris]

tito's and fireball are both that way lmao

[noble cape]

But beer? It's always been a friend to me

[wraith osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-brick-fast-brick-throw-dead-af-gif-18208531324542038920

[severe sequoia]

the worst part is when i drink titos it's usually from a bottle that's been sitting in my fridge for at least half a year

[severe sequoia]

I got gifted it randomly and I mean hey free vodka is free vodka

[rancid iris]

that's the only sane way to drink it, after it's sat in a deep freezer for 2 years because you forgot about it

[severe sequoia]

The only sane way to drink it is to immediately do a chaser of something that overpowers it

I found that Baja Blast actually works really well

[wooden surge]

What's Titos proof anyway?

[rancid iris]

i think it's like 45 percent usually

so 95 proof

or 90 rather

[severe sequoia]

da goog for today says 80

[wooden surge]

That's way less than I expected

[sinful rune]

A meme and a thank you for anyone who can tell me the name of the song

[rancid iris]

so 40% yeah that makes sense

[lyric horizon]

Amour Platique

[noble cape]

dog being able to walk or run
Annoying shit

💀

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-nails-nail-computer-keyboard-gif-7886259

[lapis zinc]

Me when I'm money laundering

[sinful rune]

O ty jeden

[naive bison]

that's a living statue

a taxidermy with pulse

honestly some dog breeds should be illegal to make

[noble cape]

SMASHED

SLAMMED

[naive bison]

you just create a weird homunculus creature that exists in pain

[noble cape]

So wanna know the crazy part?

They somehow live 8-12 years

[noble cape]

Which is fairly average for most dogs

Thank you kennel clubs

[high wing]

i should call her

[hazy flower]

For a second thought it was this page

[sinful rune]

[noble cape]

Lmao holy FUCK

[noble cape]

Saved

I fucking love microbully shit dude

[civic panther]

orkz naming their squigz

[naive bison]

curbstomp an ecologist baby

[rancid iris]

Surname Lord no less

[hazy flower]

THIS showing Sin tattoo MEANS "NOT WELCOME"

[edgy abyss]

@red crane

[placid sail]

what it has to do with spacemarines though

[ancient barn]

me

[edgy abyss]

magic

[ancient barn]

check this match i played last night

[bold kettle]

i like to drink jack daniels with blue pepsi sometimes, its good

[noble cape]

ADHD trying to not be a useless fucking piece of shit 3rd day in a row challenge

[edgy abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/no-pixels-cant-see-ben-chang-community-ken-jeong-gif-17361588

can't see shit

[noble cape]

Couldn't be me

[ancient barn]

this how i started my game

[noble cape]

Liquor makes my stomach roll nowadays

Getting too fucking old.

[solar breach]

mild workplace incident

[radiant charm]

next time more forward facing thrusters

[ancient barn]

[solar breach]

(i got frustrated and did it on purpose)

[radiant charm]

[radiant charm]

I had some earlygame ore scouting going on and I smashed my landing gears dozens of times flying close above the terrain

gotta go fast

[naive bison]

[noble cape]

Oh my God he POSTED THE FULL VER AAAAAAAAAA.MY EYES

[naive bison]

why did you post the video you retard?

[cosmic cave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/493156996644864001/1375014245632311296/garr.gif

[fresh rose]

I fucking hate brainfart

[cosmic cave]

fine ill get rid of it

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/ziarastar-gif-13773355496627869824

[noble cape]

I'm bleaching my eyes when I get back home

[cosmic cave]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-what-you-deleted-cat-gif-25407007

[high wing]

when a regular breaking the rules and the mods were watching this whole time

[noble cape]

The lion...

[cosmic cave]

https://tenor.com/view/discordian-discordia-discord-drama-yakuza-gif-8840380755664295327

[lapis zinc]

What video was it

[naive bison]

i dont even wanna retell it

[lapis zinc]

Damn

[noble cape]

Last one of the day 😌

[cosmic cave]

https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx_V43Wzk8BZjB-6h6Ym4_PK61Hg-x_WjA?si=uKqkcnarBfcw7BLy

[narrow lotus]

@stone blade

[stone blade]

oof

[river zealot]

[high wing]

@arctic pawn dont get to excited

[arctic pawn]

[lapis zinc]

You a freak

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/neuron-activation-gif-26479397

Lord

[arctic pawn]

TAKE MEEEEEEEEEEEE

https://tenor.com/view/body-be-ready-gif-26814220

[high wing]

not the orange juiceeeee

[narrow sorrel]

wait why is she holding that bone like that?

[arctic pawn]

eugh

the artist doesnt know how to draw hands

[stone blade]

https://youtu.be/NRnEINBfM2Q?si=dRAlpXzxxN8SGCFN @river zealot

[high wing]

for real

[arctic pawn]

disgusting dislexy

[high wing]

weird ass hand

[fresh rose]

I was abt to ping you for this and then I saw you are the one who posted it

[noble cape]

Doesn't know how to draw a lot of things

Drawings fucked up

[arctic pawn]

for real

[naive bison]

Schum Pulp had a tragic end in the show

[arctic pawn]

i could draw a better giant girl, definetly

[arctic pawn]

man, i think i didnt even touched my tablet pen this year to make a serious drawing

im decaying artistically

[high wing]

he shoved his pen into his urethra

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/garn47-garn-cat-stare-i've-hired-this-cat-gif-11305426952468589373

[cosmic cave]

https://tenor.com/view/linux-sudo-rm-rf-gif-24248977

[lapis zinc]

Get to it and make some bands brother

[naive bison]

bro this reminded me of that twitter post like "this pen spent longer in my urethra than being used to draw by me"

[arctic pawn]

someone pinged me in the other server another thing to stare at me

and it was a benis

[glad carbon]

hi steph

[arctic pawn]

i thought dandy made that shit up

is this a real thing

[arctic pawn]

sup

[slender rock]

Uhh

[glad carbon]

i think it was a vtuber making a retarded joke

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1243709499177697333/1373081484390305924/togif_1.gif

can i gnaw ur face off oomfie

[naive bison]

i can't get the most useless daedric artifact to give to Martin to destroy for main quest

because i am too pretty

[arctic pawn]

ugly

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/zoolander-gif-27277118

[glad carbon]

they killed john redcorn from uhhh

king of the hill

[naive bison]

yeah we heard

sad news

[lapis zinc]

Might be able to make a spell to lower personality as a workaround

I don't remember if it works though

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1301563991662923866/1337076935661977685/converted.gif

[slender rock]

Xal

[arctic pawn]

some of my proudest art are sweaty nasty libidinous acts

[slender rock]

@naive bison bitch ass get back here

[arctic pawn]

maybe i should try something more normal from now on

[naive bison]

wtf?

[slender rock]

Hi

[glad carbon]

[naive bison]

what

[pastel quartz]

Man, I can't believe these shitty companies will just keep getting away wit- wait a minute, I only play games I like!

[slender rock]

Just Hi 👋

[broken pebble]

https://vxtwitter.com/AlecAckerman4/status/1929049286152519946?t=lTRzCuyN4p188DvVCIllBA&s=19

Clair Obscur:Alec🩸 (@AlecAckerman4)

https://t.co/cgLIdz3fO2

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[naive bison]

ur not saying hi after calling me a bitchass

🖕

[slender rock]

Well

[fluid heron]

finally my fucking internets back

[slender rock]

They're just installing backdoor CIA software shit

[fluid heron]

fuckers are working on the power grid

[sour carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/omg-oh-my-god-ambatukam-gif-25484769

[glad carbon]

hi brunor

[broken pebble]

https://stupidpenisx.com/ShitpostRock/status/1929457961618878804?t=1UMhjxVWXhk9ZZ1AgQ98Ig&s=19

Rock solid (@ShitpostRock)

https://t.co/EWZ0nEVPqJ

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[glad carbon]

Rock solid is actually retarded

dude rags on game journos sucking at games but hes just as bad lmfao

[broken pebble]

but he is not wrong

[fluid heron]

dont watch him fighting the marauder in eternal

[naive bison]

so?

does he get paid to critique them? no

[broken pebble]

game journos are dogshit

[red glade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/950399917304729651/1379144889635176549/SPOILER_FoodWhiteMicrowave.mp4?ex=683f2c44&is=683ddac4&hm=99063661e14dda9c0f743c054738f4bfbb83403db641c3fdb9f5d2cdca6134d8&

[broken pebble]

all retards who dont sink actual hours and learn the games properly

[glad carbon]

so? its pot calling the kettle black

[naive bison]

"lol he says people on top gear shouldn't be bad at car mechanics yet he doesn't know what a carburator is"

[naive bison]

no it's not?

you can correctly critique people's competence without actually being in their job

what's his face

Mazagatti

the UFC ref

he's a dogshit ref

i don't have to be a qualified referee

to see that he stops the fights insanely late

[glad carbon]

xal i think you're lost in the sauce

[naive bison]

why do you not have a single argument

[broken pebble]

he is proving his point

[broken pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-writing-fire-his-writing-is-fire-is-this-fire-hold-up-gif-15400153686296022809

[river zealot]

@narrow lotus

[naive bison]

if you can't criticize people because you aren't in their shoes

you can't criticize anyone ever

[glad carbon]

because you argue random bullshit instead of the actual point

[broken pebble]

can i criticize how someone does their livery for a specific car

[naive bison]

i made an example to elaborate my point

[glad carbon]

if you're bad at games you're retarded if you go "haha this guy sucks at games"

[naive bison]

no you aren't

[narrow lotus]

God's strongest Killa hunter ( cannot stay proned )

[noble cape]

Id vote for phil

[broken pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/centurion-cat-gif-15758099683439223679

[naive bison]

because you can say "this guy sucks at games, his opinion on if a game is bad or good doesn't matter"
whether you are good or bad at a game DOES NOT CHANGE the fact that the take is correct

[broken pebble]

Ok Xal, we get it

you have proved your point

it is monday, go drink beer and zone out for the night

[naive bison]

i was gonna say "but frota doesn't" but he does he's just being purposefully ignorant

aka baiting

[glad carbon]

dude what the fuck are you talking about

[naive bison]

drinking on a workday?

[broken pebble]

and you are falling for his bait

[broken pebble]

yes

[idle veldt]

It’s not baiting to disagree with you xalrider

[broken pebble]

only 2 beers so is fine

[noble cape]

Phil is a fellow fucking retard. I enjoy his snorts when he games

[pseudo robin]

Xal argues about pointless shit like he’s paid 10000 rubles per ramble

[glad carbon]

xal when he completely misunderstands the point and keeps arguing:

[naive bison]

is this not a retarded point?

just checking

[noble cape]

What it feels like to argue about stupid pointless shit online:

[idle veldt]

I do not think it’s retarded no

[river zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1306067712019009566/1379023526979305534/ylU-QofoI1b_bObA.mp4?ex=683ebb3d&is=683d69bd&hm=6986e8bd722cb03335c5f2361f0248988b5692351252118468e895b878f174c8& @stone blade

[naive bison]

"dude rags on bad surgeons and he can't even perform an appendectomy himself"

[naive bison]

why

do you think there's different standards for competence

[idle veldt]

That’s different right?

[naive bison]

well why, they both get paid to be competent at something

game journos and surgeons

you want them to be good at the thing they do

[idle veldt]

A game journalist is not paid to be competent in playing games

They don’t have a license

[noble cape]

I get paid to sit down and only rarely actually fix something

[idle veldt]

They don’t go to school

[naive bison]

he needs to be competent to correctly assess a video game though

so yes he is

[idle veldt]

The answer is no

He does not

[naive bison]

the answer is yes

[idle veldt]

Ok be wrong then

[naive bison]

why would i take an opinion on how hard cuphead is from the guy that couldn't get past the tutorial for 20 minutes?

genuine question

[noble cape]

Imagine having an opinion about a twitter user lmao

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/bad-at-game-gif-21316651

why would this guy's opinion on the gameplay of cuphead matter?

[idle veldt]

Because they can critique other parts of the game and be correct about it

[river zealot]

its hard to critique the game if you arent skillfull enough to play it start to end

[naive bison]

how would i know if he's correct if he's fundamentally dogshit at the game? how do i not know he didn't miss some fundamental mechanic?

[noble cape]

Uhhh I actually think dogdiahrhea69 is not a good person he tweeted the other day that killing people is based

[naive bison]

like doesn't cuphead have like ultimate abilities for each gun?

how would i know he actually used those

or even knows they exist

[idle veldt]

Idk what you are even arguing now

[pastel quartz]

I like rubbing peanut butter on myself and running into a field of flowers during rainfall

[idle veldt]

You’ve gone off topic again

[glad carbon]

SEE

[pseudo robin]

Um but it is based

[pastel quartz]

Thats what I think of this argument

[glad carbon]

xal just gets lost in the sauce and then argues about random topics he came up with himself

[cosmic cave]

this is a fucking classic

[pastel quartz]

The two of you need to sit down and jack off to get this excess retardation out so it won't leak into the chat

[naive bison]

you can be bad at a video game and your criticism against someone also bad at video games BUT THEY GET PAID TO PLAY THEM matters

[idle veldt]

You asked about the surgeon example and that was completely stupid

[pastel quartz]

Perhaps with eachother as a group bonding exercise

[idle veldt]

And then when I showed why you abandoned it

[naive bison]

how so?

[noble cape]

Rate my fit

[naive bison]

i didn't abandon it, it applies

[stone blade]

environmentalist fit

[naive bison]

you just don't understand it

i can walk you through it

[glad carbon]

wait wait so you can be bad at games and critique someone else being bad at games

[idle veldt]

Just scroll up man, I’m not typing it again

[glad carbon]

but you cant be bad at games and critique the game?

[naive bison]

yes if that other person is paid to play video games

[pastel quartz]

You look like you are about to shoot me in the back for my recently aquired artifacts

[naive bison]

because they have a HIGHER STANDARD OF COMPETENCE

[cosmic cave]

i think there was like a month ago some clown who reviewed the lara croft annyversary edition collection negatively cuz he was trapped in the tutorial for over 2hrs cuz he wouldnt fucking read the instruction on how to do the jump

[naive bison]

A VIDEO GAME JOURNALIST HAS A HIGHER STANDARD OF COMPETENCE THEY NEED TO ADHERE TO THAN A NORMIE

i can't simplify it more

[glad carbon]

when i see this shit i realize this just happens

its not even game journos issues

[idle veldt]

That’s not what you said

That’s moving the goalposts

[noble cape]

A video game journalist needs to have a real job

[glad carbon]

this happens to 1/x players

[pseudo robin]

Alright this argument is a
slop tier good night chat

[naive bison]

what was my original point

[pastel quartz]

Ngl I'm not even reading a word you say but I think you are homosexual and retarded and need to promptly kill yourself

[cosmic cave]

most game journos dont even play games nor know what gamers are

[naive bison]

or actively hate gamers

[cosmic cave]

they just want to throw random virtue signaling articles cuz they cant get a job at a real news site

[glad carbon]

I can see why

[noble cape]

Saving this before JANNIES delete for being TOO BASED AND REAL

[naive bison]

i'm sorry i want people to be at least competent at things they make funny talking about

[glad carbon]

gtfo cluwne

[naive bison]

i would want a person that talks about cars to know how they work

i want a tech journalist reporting on new hardware to know how to launch a benchmark

[cosmic cave]

https://tenor.com/view/metroid-morph-ball-cat-gif-23644515

[glad carbon]

xal do you realize you can review a car without being a mechanic

[noble cape]

Henk

[arctic pawn]

rate my drawing

🥀

[glad carbon]

the reviews arent FOR mechanics theyre for the common consumer

[naive bison]

can you review a video game without knowing how to play it

[ancient barn]

[naive bison]

then it's not a review - it's a reading of the manufacturer's specs out loud

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/aaron-rodgers-aaron-rodgers-memes-jets-meme-jets-new-york-jets-gif-17355840670367725514

@glad carbon heyyyy

[noble cape]

Holy FUCK my SHITBOX is smoking HOT

[glad carbon]

I think osaka was right about xalrider

[heady crow]

only now?

[naive bison]

if you can't go even slightly in depth then you serve no purpose talking about a thing

[cosmic cave]

nah dude, the reviews are for the shitty devs to cope about their shitty games most of the time

[glad carbon]

i think bad game reviewers serve a purpose

[noble cape]

t. Brainfart intellectual

[cosmic cave]

why do you think ubisoft games review so high even tho they are just trash?

[naive bison]

what does t. mean

[naive bison]

because it's quid pro quo

[heady crow]

terveisin obviosly

[noble cape]

Penned by. Signed by. Etc

[naive bison]

you get access by doing glaze reviews of popular games

people click on article about popular upcoming big franchise game

[pastel quartz]

Why do you care about this

[naive bison]

and you give it a glaze-up

[glad carbon]

they exist as the reviewer form of all the shitty players and dad gamers who only play games for like 2 hours a week

[cosmic cave]

is that a marathon avatar decoration?

[pastel quartz]

Journalists will always be a waste of air

[naive bison]

to get an article about the next big game

it's about access

they don't care the game sucks ass

[glad carbon]

yeah

[naive bison]

they want to be able to review the next one early

[cosmic cave]

does that mean you are currently using stolen assets as a decoration?

[drifting mantle]

Hey fellas, what's the current issue?

[noble cape]

I dunno what you guys are arguing about but I agree with whoever disaparges people more

[glad carbon]

yeah its awesome

[naive bison]

why do they serve a purpose?

[cosmic cave]

speaking of that

you guys think its cancelled or just delayed for like a year or so?

[pastel quartz]

If you are so much of a free-thinker xalrider go freely think of something better to do than whine about obese washed out losers with a writing degree they want to use

[glad carbon]

do you serve a purpose beyond just arguing in here?

[naive bison]

i would feel the opposite of safe if someone pissed on me bro

[glad carbon]

i think...

[noble cape]

Anyways journos don't give a shit about being good at games they exist to make the company money and nothing more. Everything else is a secondary goal

[naive bison]

never engaging

[cosmic cave]

given that sony cancelled the entirety of their ad campaign

[glad carbon]

they're probably gonna delay it longer than a year

[naive bison]

as shallow as a game journalist

[pastel quartz]

Gypsies consider it a sign of affection

[naive bison]

yeah that's the issue

[noble cape]

It's the reality sir

[naive bison]

youtubers are better game journos than game journos

cause they actually play the game

[noble cape]

Go independent if you want something different

[naive bison]

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-limbs-restricted-kneeling-on-the-floor-screaming-sped-up-gif-14767206172411155766

[pseudo robin]

Lots of opinions about game reviews for a person in a country that doesn’t have access to many of them

[naive bison]

i trust Ssseth's game reviews with my life

he only reviews heat

[glad carbon]

theyre either cancelling it ouright or gutting it and hoping if they release it as a f2p title it wont totally burn all their investments

[naive bison]

AND actually plays the games well

he does autism maxx strats

[glad carbon]

sseth is a retarded larper

[noble cape]

Eh hes ok

[naive bison]

of what

[noble cape]

Funnier than most

[ancient barn]

you maybe want to reconsider how broad that is

[naive bison]

true there is the "breeders of nephelim" and that furry inflation game incidents

[ancient barn]

dubious to say the least

[naive bison]

most games he reviews are heat

[ancient barn]

there you go

[naive bison]

he reviewed Rimworld, Heroes of might and magic series

[drifting mantle]

I wonder who even bothers about the opinion of gaming "journalists" (every middle schooler is better at their job) in this day and age... Only a matter of time, until they vanish out of existence.

[naive bison]

so many autismmaxxing games

[noble cape]

He plays it for the plot and story

[naive bison]

frota does i guess?

[naive bison]

guys would you trust a Kotaku game journalist to review GAMMA

wait is kotaku a thing

did they all get laid off

https://tenor.com/view/rip-bozo-gif-22294771

this shit loud asf

[cosmic cave]

skill issue tbh

[naive bison]

if a game journo reviewed gamma he would say the game is broken because when he reached red forest he just kept dying to nothing

[ancient barn]

ha

[cosmic cave]

oh yeah, didnt ea shutdown a black phanter game and its studio?

[naive bison]

or never heal his limbs ever and run around taking damage with broken legs

[drifting mantle]

These "Journalists" claimed that Dragon Age: The Veilguard was a success and is a great game...
I think there is nothing that needs to be said about them. This alone speaks volumes

[fluid heron]

aint nobody buying this shit

actual dogshit game

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-hell-is-even-gif-20535402

[glad carbon]

yeah EA decided they'd rather just spend money on more microtransaction filled slop

[noble cape]

I love slop

[naive bison]

veilguard was a great success

[naive bison]

80k people after 2 fucking years on a singleplayer game is INSANE btw

[naive bison]

never played it or was interested

[glad carbon]

singleplayer

vro its literally dnd

[naive bison]

is bg3 not a single player game?

[pastel quartz]

Single player enough

Let us have this

[drifting mantle]

The fact that there are still people, who play Dragon Age... Or something like Starfield...
Proofs that you don't need a brain in order to survive.

[glad carbon]

you can have oblibion

[pastel quartz]

Its a really good game OK?

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/rayleigh-one-piece-crying-gif-7583256620608062087

[naive bison]

is bg3 not a single player game?

[pastel quartz]

There is optional co-op

[glad carbon]

dragon age died a while ago

[naive bison]

LOOOOOOOK

[glad carbon]

veilguard was just makeup on the corpse

[naive bison]

oh co-op barely counts

[noble cape]

Origins was better

Just sayin

[river zealot]

almost as many players are playing bg3 right now, that veilguard played at most

[river zealot]

only 100k

weirdge

[noble cape]

Origins is the only dragon age game worth playing in fact

[pastel quartz]

Yeah, even if they removed it there would still be tens of thousands

[naive bison]

I CANT THINK OF A GAME THAT HAD AS MUCH PUBLICITY AS VEILGUARD THAT HAS EVEN CLOSE TO ITS LOW ASS WEAKSAUCE PLAYERCOUNT

[narrow lotus]

@glad carbon bombard urself

[naive bison]

brotha

[drifting mantle]

Never enjoyed it anyway, but Veilguard was something else... Ignoring the Dragon Age IP
That game was just total fucking Dog Shit... If AI was able to generate Video games... I imagine that is the kind of game that you would get

[river zealot]

i havent heard a single person want inclusivity in games

its all companies that preach for inclusivitiy

[river zealot]

most are fine with it, but no one wants it

[fluid heron]

avowed was so fucking shit

[narrow sorrel]

I NEED MORE ASHOTS IN STALKER

[naive bison]

NEW VEGAS MOGGS VEILGUARD

[glad carbon]

they polled 700 people btw

[pastel quartz]

Kcd2 was good, kinda sad it didn't have much staying power though in the realm of mainstream discussion

[river zealot]

ashot was the coolest character in cop

[glad carbon]

on neogaf, a right-leaning game forum

[drifting mantle]

We all should thank Valve for allowing us to see the actual player count

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-jjk-fight-jujutsu-kaisen-fight-jjk-blueray-gif-6504871374094424722

[cosmic cave]

if the zone had internet, how long would it take for an e-girl to appear, and which faction would she be from?

[river zealot]

freedom

[narrow sorrel]

I NEED MORE FUNNY RUSSIAN (geographic) MINORITIES IN MY UKRAINIAN ILLEGAL SQUATTER GAME

[cosmic cave]

reminder ubisoft tried to make valve hide that

[fluid heron]

on what game

[drifting mantle]

[narrow sorrel]

Actually I don't think he appears in CoP

[narrow lotus]

osaka

[fluid heron]

me in the dms

[cosmic cave]

just before ac shadows came out, and after they dropped that shitty star wars game on steam

[river zealot]

rent free

should be unbanned

[fluid heron]

makes sense

[narrow sorrel]

only uncle Yar appears in CoP

[heady crow]

free osaka 🙏

[river zealot]

he only appears in cop

wdym

[glad carbon]

can we ban xal again

hes back to his old ways

[naive bison]

cope

[naive bison]

?

cope?

[river zealot]

bring back osaka

[heady crow]

osaka got banned for speaking the truth ✊ 😔

[drifting mantle]

What are Xal's "old ways"?

[naive bison]

bro

[river zealot]

and put her and xalrider into an arena

make them fight

[naive bison]

i would kill her

[noble cape]

Sorry but asking for someone you've been arguing with to be banned is basically beta male behavior

Fight on the internet like a man

[pastel quartz]

Osaka genuinely redeemed all yapping in my eyes with that one message

[naive bison]

guys i think this may be edited

[narrow sorrel]

He appears in CS

[fluid heron]

no its real and verified

[glad carbon]

no i just realized he got banned for doing the same shit hes doing now

[naive bison]

ok my apologies carry on video game journalist

[narrow sorrel]

CoP has different merchants in yanov (from Anomalo)

[noble cape]

If you ask for someone to get banned you lost the argument

[glad carbon]

then unbanned because blood wanted him to argue with breezy or whatever

[naive bison]

just lying brazenly

[glad carbon]

and now breezy is banned

so xal is just free? for no reason?

[fluid heron]

breezy was a million times more annoying than xal

[naive bison]

he got himself banned from a mute

[glad carbon]

breezy argued just as much about just as stupid of topics

[naive bison]

i never was supposed to be banned

[pastel quartz]

Wait breezy left?

[fluid heron]

yeah thats why this place is a utopia

[pastel quartz]

He was a crazy yapper

[narrow sorrel]

breezy ban 😦

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/mundo-feliz-onetreehsll-world-if-gif-14071235670792471304

[pastel quartz]

What for though

[river zealot]

uhhh

annoying

[naive bison]

i was muted (banned) for politics
the game journo discussion isn't politics

[river zealot]

blood killed him

[naive bison]

you brought politics into it actually

[river zealot]

i think it was that other guy

[pastel quartz]

Blood continues to be based

[narrow sorrel]

fought on too many hills

[glad carbon]

this place isnt the same without breezy arguing with retarded homophobic slavs

[drifting mantle]

The world when I get out of gray role (never gonna happen)

[river zealot]

yeah blood is very cool

[glad carbon]

im straight up gregging it

and by it? i mean my house

[naive bison]

he got muted for being weird about women? (don't quote me on it i forgot the exact thing i don't wanna slander him)

and then he started dming mods insult i think

[naive bison]

and got banned for that

[fluid heron]

breezy was such a fucking white knight

it was actually kinda insane

[heady crow]

You could be the house to my wilson

[fluid heron]

to women that do not exist in this channel

[naive bison]

he got shot 38 times by police when reaching for his drivers license

[narrow sorrel]

breezy got banned for mod dms 4realsies tho

but he got mooted for dying on too many hills

[river zealot]

oh yeah he got mtued by skom for like 6 hours

then dmed him

i think he said asshole

[naive bison]

he was like a chatgpt bot, but every input actually had "elaborate further" at the end for him

[upper shore]

we must bring him back... for trolling...

[river zealot]

and skom banned him for that

[naive bison]

just endless text

without a single original thought

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/925855860557746267/1361937203080597615/RDT_20250312_231022.mp4?ex=683f319c&is=683de01c&hm=6d3cd5092788334ef5e4ee70cbf5923cf455dd36128358f5ea4d51c1ea6decb4&

[noble cape]

I only dm one mod and it's because he pays for the feet pics

[fluid heron]

he would white knight for women that dont exist in the server

and then lie about getting pussy

[drifting mantle]

A common theme, but you ban one and you'll get another... It never ends

[naive bison]

yeah someone said a girl was cute or whatever

[fluid heron]

and he would go on a rant

[naive bison]

and he was like UMM DONT DISRESPECT WOMEN

THIS IS SO GROSS

or something like that i think

[glad carbon]

I dm iedy because he pays better than falco

[naive bison]

and got muted for it

[drifting mantle]

respect wamen

[upper shore]

Not if everyone gets banned

[lapis zinc]

It would have been really funny to just say some outrageous shit just so he could go on a 4 hour bitchathon then feed his responses to ai

[high wing]

https://youtube.com/shorts/fSdkjBDDmeQ

[pastel quartz]

It would be exhausting being breezy

[naive bison]

true

[drifting mantle]

Based

[naive bison]

i have an edgy joke

[fluid heron]

do tell

[naive bison]

no

[lapis zinc]

Like start with "I think women only hold value as objects" or some shit

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/jose-mourinho-sweet-trouble-gif-26762341

[naive bison]

it would by hypocritical about my previously stated position

[noble cape]

Wew

[fluid heron]

but its a joke

[drifting mantle]

Humor not allowed in western world

[fluid heron]

and you prefaced it as a joke

[naive bison]

but it would be hypocritical

[upper shore]

People without souls only have the value of an object

[fluid heron]

yeah but none of us will call you one we dont gaf

[pastel quartz]

To be honest, I don't even agree with 90% Of the shit I say, but I still say it anyways because its funny. Having to yap to a crowd of deaf ears for every little button of yours that gets pressed would drive me madder than I already am

[naive bison]

i said a topic wasn't funny and i thought people joking about it is gross

it would be hypocritical to joke about it now

[fluid heron]

that would make it more funny

[naive bison]

no

[fluid heron]

missed opportunity ban xalrider again

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/salami-lizard-salamander-lemurian-gif-25840009

[noble cape]

Who here loves women

[naive bison]

meat rock

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-gm-hi-wave-appledog-gif-8061118863945269576

[glad carbon]

dont ask schleppa his opinion on women

[naive bison]

bro 😭

[noble cape]

@deep topaz yes I'll take one opinion on women please

[drifting mantle]

Reddit moment

[upper shore]

grindset

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/mental-health-gif-1500646088134771148

[naive bison]

my brain still hasn' caught up to the colors past the regular rainbow on the gei pride flag

and i'm still not convinced they needed to be added

i think a rainbow was pretty all-encompassing

[upper shore]

Saying someone is mentally ill anymore is kind of irrelevant because everyone is

[noble cape]

Not me

[fluid heron]

idk who this everyone is

[naive bison]

plastic spoon of microplastics in brain

[ancient barn]

he really said "legalize nuclear bombs"

[naive bison]

we are so fucked

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/zomboid-project-zomboid-helicopter-helicopter-event-gif-24366586

[glad carbon]

wtf is this song

[fluid heron]

ass

[drifting mantle]

I'm not
Being normal is the new "snowflake"

[upper shore]

RAM - Toxin

[drifting mantle]

I don't suffer from depression or any of that bullshit

[noble cape]

Today I saw a man post his pony plushies and I asked him oh haha what's this and he just straight up told me

I was amazed by it

[naive bison]

some russian rap song

[noble cape]

This world is so beautiful

[drifting mantle]

I make fun of people who have it

[fluid heron]

russian and rap does not go together

[cosmic cave]

btw i havent seen any company change their logo to a rainbow yet

[fluid heron]

thats like oil and water

[cosmic cave]

so

[glad carbon]

i think you have a mental illness still

[cosmic cave]

might not happen this year

[naive bison]

yeah i dont listen to any music in my language

it feels weird

[upper shore]

oil and warm water port

[naive bison]

bro

[drifting mantle]

What kinda mentall illness do I have?

[glad carbon]

annoying bitchitis

[naive bison]

this is how i ended up in gamma

[fluid heron]

retardation

[naive bison]

and