#πͺbruh-fart
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Frota make me a breakfast
Eggs and toast
stroking rn
Both uncooked, I despise you, wretched woman
Probs a difficult game as you're playing with 1 hand right?
When you're used to mediocrity anything looks like a masterpiece
lmao
retard sees one decent game and calls it slop
too bad it doesn't have men in it so you can't masturbate whilst playing
also i never called it a masterpiece
first thing i did was criticize it
Osu players got it down pat
not yet
There is milk in the fridge, but you have no cows, you are hiding Abigail Shapiro under the floorboards, are you not
under the floorboards?
how did she get out of the handcuffs
Fingertip grip gang
cock grip
@river zealot do you speak in the new metro game ?
I fucking hate risers please level your optic to the default height of the picatinny rail on top of your receiver 
1 day since job application havent heard anything back going to kms now
but what if i want an ir illuminator and flashlight
happy pint month fellas
Thank you, Barry, 63
@pseudo robin
no worries
what is pride month ?
Iβd like to thank all elders, past present and emerging
@tidal trellis favourite month of the year
old news
Ok
All my opps biting the curb
Ivan is my opp in the context of being a tarkov teammates
Why this ?

ivan you Russian ?
Expedition 33 is a good game, I'm told
@naive bison will like it
https://fixupx.com/adamtotscomix/status/1926039116308721791?t=jYnGasfN0Ye2i9yaizmAxA&s=19

What in the goddamn
Can you do a kick flip?
He is the most left one
what's a kick flip
yes you are on the left
second one from the left , lord have mercy not even god can pull me out
is everyone fucking retarded holyshit
that and green
hands off my ladies
@placid sail
no lamb sauce
:c
Not suprised they got you tbh
dont even know how it happened
I love jinx
Wait ur already back
yes hello
we're so black
you can call me old fart all you want
i mean you are
but my saving grace is, I hate shanson with passion
can i a have 50$ steam gift card too? @stone blade π₯
no
the hacker was so slow funnily enough
up in da discord radimn ma shi rn
I was able to change my password and get access to my acount before he can send the message to everyone
what about me i just need 48 more $ to be able to purchase the last of the arma 3 DLCs
romanian hackers (armed with axes and zero knowledge of programming)
real
So what bs scam did you fall for?
I got my fair share of adrenaline for 1 day
hackers on their way to break into the database of Government and leaving empty handed because your average romanian doesnt trust technology and does not register himeslf on the internet
probably some gooner bait
click on this website to get a free key to porn game on steam #39590135910591305915
it wasn't
unless we cout skyrim sky ui and unofficial patch
unless it was from those mods
average romanian : what are they gonna do with my data? take a loan in my name
ajhahahahah you think the bank would give me a 200k euro loan on my minimum wage
ahahahhahahahahah

RAM (no virus free download!)
Damn that sounds good I can't lie
that's how you do it, abstract idiot hacker
50/50 chance he still didn't turn 2FA on
oh yea i forgot i have CK2 in my steam library
nah
busy would never talk bad about his boyfriend or his bull
holy fuck so much paid dlc that i dont have yea now i can see why i had 2 minutes of playtime listed on my steam profile
sounds like a problem a few dlls can fix
βββββββββββββββββββββ ΰ³α¦βα¦ΰ³ ββββββββββββββββββββββββ
If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
βββββββββββββββββββββ ΰ³α¦βα¦ΰ³ ββββββββββββββββββββββββ
it is however i dont actually give a shit about CK so back to the forgotten section of my library it goes
busy is a beautiful strong bottom
not in the conventional way 
hes a twong
high pain tolerance
Iβd like to pay my respects to all twongs past, present and emerging
yknow that gym guy that has that 30KG mop? think of that but for someone with a twink body

Twunk
oh yea i have metro 2033 in my library too
i also have a game that "closed" 4 years ago
Busy being gangstalked by brainfart - circa 2025
no idea what it is
There are brainfarters in his walls
Wasn't that some ghetto spinoff of ARMA
i have no idea
yea i played redux
but the og 2033 has that allure to it
yea theres a section that when i go through it it always crashes idk what causes that but its like halfway or 2/3rds of the way through
they gave it away for free a couple of times
it took me like a week to get it to run
that reminds me i should check epic game store again and see what free stuff i can get
tiny tina wonderland
and uhh limbo
ill stick with my russian fishing 4
Breezy
yeah those 40 bombers were crzy
Do you think about dicks often?
What am I saying, of course you do
cracka ass bitch boy thinks he nazim
ah, yes
Thank god for the letter M
a variation of the classic "I know you are, but what am I?"
Also why are you calling me slurs
the absolute peak of xalrider's wit
Eat shit and kill yourself
retard
nah man they've been doing it for a good while now
I misread it as project afro
Would have been a cool ass game
xal i think you should calm down
before you end up like osaka
What does RN mean
Registered nurse right?
the mods will never ban their favorite boytoy
unless he literally starts posting all possible prohibited content nonstop
Tarkov can have people stop .338 lapua magnum AP with their arms
like what
more people have posted near porn
the silver lining of falco's downfall will be xalrider's long overdue ban
in this channel and faced 0 consequences
Yeah
Saying I'm the mods' favorite is peak mental illness
IM a RN, not a nurse though
That would get you sanctioned in a just society
Green fn
I think iedy is enjoying that abortion escapee's antics too
green white man
I disavow
Thats kind of crazy
People treat me way worse than I've treated anyone ever
All my enemies are ontologically evil and every act against them is permissible
@visual stirrup
You just keep calling me gae out of nowhere so I stand by it
i'm not the one who dubbed you cockrider
βeat shit and kill yourselfβ
βwah people treat me way worseβ
peak

breezy like a ghost starting to possess xal
oh it's not bad memory, he's just full of shit
speaking of actual bad memory
I forgor how breezy died
That's what I gathered.
They do and I stand by it
breezy is gone? thank god
That statement was a rare retaliation
Victimisation is a way of life.
substitute breezy, how did breezy die?
I just think he has near flop level retardation when it comes to self reflection
which doesn't bode well, considering his career as a "professional bribe accepter"
Dunno who this 'breezy' is supposed to be.
hes gone but his ideas still linger around here and idk im starting to think at least one of breezys opinions was right
he was muted for an hour
he dmd skom something and got zapped

can you send me the ban message please
Wait, he's a Russian civil servant or soldier?
20$
the classis mod dm OI CUNT
Who's career are you talking about?
best i can do is feet pic after you send it
he's pursuing some sort of anti corruption career
that's code in russian for "SUPER corrupted"
In Russia? Yeah, sounds like someone actively looking for bribes.
Massive cope and projection in chat
#ββgeneral-offtopic message
keep scrolling
No, the projection is done by Russian bombers, projecting debris all over their base.
Lmao
Is your xenophobic ass gonna do every stereotype against me?
Really gross
Damn, I love being called xenophobic by a Russian.
i wish i could see the chat messages
Bringing up russian military actions as a dunk
Keep making me smile.
hes french and blocked me after i said paris stinks
yeah it took a while to load
Xalrider when someone mentions russias constant Ls
It was an Uke military action that blew up a third of your strategic aviation.
no like the messages breezy sent
why can't you
Must be unhealthy to be like yhis 24/7.
communism really fucked em up huh well slightly more than what was already fucked up way back when
grok is this true
Puh-lease. They sucked before as well.
Tsuhima, right? A short and victorious war.
i want to see what he sent skom
me too
Weβll simply send the Baltic fleet what could go wrong
its clearly bait to get xal banned LOL
I don't think they ever won a war without their hands held by UK or US.
Mine?
i dont know anything about russian history other than that queen, rasputin USSR and current day russia
Real and true
dont bring up about france has sucked utter balls since Napoleon
Look for the Russian-Japanese war of 1905.
Russia absolutely btfo
Drachinifel made a glorious historical video about the voyage of the damned.
I can understand other companies, but BMW tho?
This is betrayal
What game
@young tinsel why do you keep bringing up the Russian military whenever you talk to me
Theyβve only defeated the French and then the Germans(with lots of help) but have been btfo by everyone else is that correct or no
Then in WW1 they got wrecked. In WW2 they got wrecked but had enough hands-me-down from the US to send more men to the front than the Krauts had ammo. Then they got wrecked by Afghanistan.
Or argue with me
Half sword
Yeah, thus why I referenced US/UK heavy support.
that pesky desert always foiling the superpowers plans in the region
Also got btfo in Crimean war iirc
iedy making his triumphant return with the store chick
its clearly bait LOL
breezy taking him over like green goblin
hes just an annoying frenchie
NAAAH
who probably stinks because hes parisian
the baiter became the bait
Murrica when 9/11 mentioned: 
the amateur baiter vs the master baiter
TAKE ANOTHER LITTLE PIECE OF MY HEART NOW, BABY
9/11 happens
proceeds to not invade the country where the guy who did it is from and where the majority of the highjackers were from
mfw
Artyom I have a trade offer
if you're chickening out again, only one way remains for you
america got mad at somebody completely unrelated while ignoring the obvious problem
is our country a woman?
Normalize equally dunking on everything. Total dogshit equality
They all look the same to W Bush
Um actually iraq has wmds
Source; trust me bro
Actually kinda scary
its the same as "IRAN IS THIS CLOSE TO MAKING A NUKE!!!" which has been said for like 40 years LOL
@narrow lotus please lord just KILLA me
as if half the globe doesnt have wmds or nukes
President Bush can paint all the soldiers he wants
his cauldron is waiting next to saddam's in hell
@narrow lotus i cant INTERCHANGE it anymore
they let that kim goofball have nukes
impossible, historical shit happening on some piece of land with a flag = my personal ego
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
my honest reaction to going interchange late wipe with 100% killa

gooners when they see women
I hate that i've been psyop'd into expecting her to spit at the camera
@river zealot a trade offer is as follows:
Ukraine gets podkarpackie, lubelskie and podlaskie
Poland can maybe stop being medieval backwater
Hell, a guy 2 counties over got arrested "posession of a weapon of mass destruction"
America invades and bombs a shitton of countries
"why is everyone flocking to china?"
damn do you really hate them that much
@narrow lotus GET ON
except the french
i hate people, contrues and their goverments
normalise hate
the whole psyopp of HATE INSERT COUNTRY / ETHNICITY is so retarded when the decisions arent theirs
the only hate i have is for france and REDACTED
Just assume everything is a psyop
I remember when I came out to my parents as a hater
they said there were signs
Actuallyz time to deepdive on current ongoing modern psyops
like the fact that my favorite soda was fanta
"insert tragedy"
psyopp
Repeat
I hate that the mexican plants for my job get nicer machines
"Nothing ever happens"?
Psyop
american employment has a unique sort of hatred for workers that isn't as prevalent elsewhere
that's the only possible reason for cashier's never having chairs that I can think of
wait what
American tipping culture is kinda crazy ngl
they don't buy basic fucking equipment that would save so many man hours of labor
americans are psychotic sometimes I swear
one of the psyopps i unironically believe is the las vegas one because his brother said he wouldnt do it and they found child yk what on his pc that was decades outdated
on like windows 95 or smth then his house burned down
employers
hate
employees
What the hell are those videos lmao?
anything that would make life easier for them is written off
they do mental fucking gymnastics
do you fucker have worker unions or some shit
I don't know but if you make me watch some linkedin bullshit I'm throwing myself in a turbine
For the most part: no
Nevermind, i must not speak on modern psyops 
to make nonsensical decisions
and fucking over employees (even when there is no return) is in the "pro" column of their calculus
Damn
Nope, no chairs. Last i checked, they got squishy mats to stand on. Maybe.
one of the psyopps is religious propoganda because in the Ukr its only christianity but in the Russian one its all sorts of religons because of how diverse the country is
russian nationalism is the funniest shit ever to me
like brother
your nation is 20 differnt ethinicities
a fucking lowly destitute Π΄ΠΈΠΊΡΠΈ near my house has chairs at every cash register and they even have a coffee machine for themselves
This is for America too
the fucking class D employees of mordor who are not taken care of at all still live better than american drones
insane
Or any country at this point
Yeah that tracks. If we can send MLK "bro totally kill yourself haha" letters back then, they can totally plant illegal shit on a PC and blackmail to coerce.
america is a bit differnt since their whole nation is built on immigration
labor unions aren't very strong here
while I won't use a broad brush to describe how consistent law enforcement and regulations are enforced against employers and their industries
the law is always in effect against unions
American industry runs on stimulants, alcohol and hate
their nationalism is mostly from their culture rather than ethinicity
American nationalism is fine because its never like WHITE PEOPLE ONLY its the point that America is founded around the inclusion of thousands of different cultures ethnicities and stuff
I was in a union and still had to stand still all day
a lot of the same here but come the fuck on what's the price of a single shoddy chair
wait what how?
Regionalism was a pretty big thing here cause of how fuck-huge the country is
2 dollar out of my paycheck and for what...
if you want i can dm you it
In ww2 all nationalities fought under the american flag against Nazis and could be proud of that
Thats based
What did tony soprano say
D class employees of Mordor

Italians were the biggest immigrant group in ww2
5$ too much if they could they'd stroggify your ass
sure 
Good example: i work remote. Been remote for years. They want people back in office. Told them no. Get bullshit med accomodation by doctor telling them no.
Their response? "Uhh we don't have private offices, but what about a canopy over your desk for privacy?" Instead of just staying remote. For no cost.
In America
i wanna say the reason why it got recommended is because i listen to too many yugoslavian and songs about different wars and stuff
They need to justify the useless office they bought
It's about powerβ’οΈ
we mostly just have orthodoxy here, some jews
although at my last job I had to go in because "lol engineering lab space"
russia has 20 differnt religions
All nationalities fought under the US flag 
Oh its 100% that. But i am not accepting the fucking tard tent to have peace.
No I meant as far as "lmao how can we use this for propaganda" lol
which ones havent though
its becauce russia uses it for propaganda
a lot
nice
you know what's more and more popular in the states?
an automatic coffee machine where you have to pay for a cup of coffee
it's becoming more common here
no more simple fucking coffee machine provided for employees
even Japanese - Americans fought for America LOL
saying shit like "ukraine closes churches"
the goofy ahh obsession of employers to drive everyone back into the pens with all the increasing evidence that remote is not only good for employees but the company as well
didnt they put them into camps or some shit
yeah they did
as papa stalin intended
but a lot felt like they had something to prove so they joined basically penal battalions
Its all bullshit focused on keeping tax exemptions
they got normal gear yeah but were segregated from every other unit
?
Ill never understand the push for returning to the office
Do companies prefer when workers have to waste gas, miles on their car and also run the risk of being late
Do companies not like people being able to work while sick??
Idk what this implies
its because most companies abuse you at work
iirc mostly deployed to european theatres too
Cant manage personnel as easily
Truthnuke: realizing the other floors had better coffee machines for free. Which happened to include HRs floor.
Yeah ik
scheming unuch enjoying some time in a spa after a long hard day of manipulating the king for his own nefarious goals
I like him
Breaking HR's things so ours gets fixed sooner
dunno about america, but it's very possible and actually the case in my company where all the remotees are not even in the company and either count on some subsidiary or self-employed contract, tax evasion goes brrrrrr real good with them
I had a coworker bring a whole air fryer 
Myehehehe
Tax cuts + paying for useless building + shit managers wanting their fiefdom to micromanage and "look" efficient.
We used to have a girl in highschool bring a gallon of iced tea everyday
Useless middlemen justifying their 6 figures go brrrr
it's the only reason I sometimes regret A LIIIIIIIIIITTLE BIT that I'm not in the office, they get food and booze handed out on some silly occasion all the time
I wouldn't be surprised, its a little different for my company because regulation bs.
then I realize I can have any food or drink I want in the comfort of my abode, and the feeling disappears
You guys get booze? Shit, i wish. The most i've ever seen is semi motivational cold pizza(tm)
zoro what field do you work in again? 
Cyber sec iirc
Holy fuck aren't they insanely sugary
Mean
Cybersecurity
π
She earned it with the gallon of iced tea everyday
man. americans really are slaves to their jobs. I'd expect such shitty treatment from some really cheap and cutthroat place, but you're supposedly in IT and in a nice one too
how fat
ah, 
hardware so have to go in 
Prolly about 1/2 to 3/4 of a kg of sugar depending on brand
I'll be a bit nicer to my psychotic hysterical boss director next time
Found a full waterbottle next to me
Peter principle
dude a gallon is like 3.5 Liters thats fucking insane
Nah, its universally that way for most corpo things, until you reach "fuck off, pay me" levels
Holy fuck its probably a 1000 calories
diabetus
type too diabetus
checked actually 3.78
1400 cal if 40 cal per 100 ml
Nah, they just lumped security in with everyone else on the floor. Until we all either BS'd our way around it or told them its dumb
Die of beetles type 2
Closer to 1500 for some brands
Its not like i'm dealing with the SCIF daily, thank fuck
still havent gotten a shift in like what is it almost a month now since that training shift
Filled out the employment papers 4 days ago and no email
Xd
i got fired as soon as the college kids come back to the city so no jobs
This pic makes me laugh everytime
training shift was 3 hours from 6-9PM comprised of sitting for an hour and a half and looking at training videos about shit and the other hour and a half about how to pick up objects properly and going on about how we gotta do corporate mandated stretches and if we dont we could get fired they had 4 boxes of pizza and like 24 juice boxes of various flavors wasent bad they got a cheeseburger pizza and i liked that
We really do just need grass
this image probably goes so fucking hard if your fingernails fucking stink
damn they got the exotic pizzas
yea we got other flavors other than cheese or supreme over here
we got a aussie pizza ill check the ingredients hold on
10 Zimbabwe dollars the mandated stretches will be forgotten about and not enforced after a month on the job
Thats fucked
Chat is this a deal
0 days since last orthopedic injury 
Is that trump
@placid sail
First ingredient is probably bleached Maneater spider grounds (dough)
Yes those cost 20 usd usually
Yes good deal
I wanna see those autonomous delivery bots in philly
Yes?
is this why those guys disappeared from the delivery?
Aussie pizza is usually a pineapple one iirc
paradise pizzas
Slight deal...
were they all turned into unwilling mounts for local hobos
Does it come with the pizza
all the time we devoted to making anti-homeless designs actually have a use
instead of being complete wastes of taxpayer dollars (still a fucking waste)
Dumb switches are pretty cheap, they don't need to do much. Love em
how big is it 
idk
https://www.twitch.tv/badskillz @narrow lotus
never had it
Those are called-
what?
got killed by him
okay
in tarkov?
i thought the scammers got you
these schnitzels are fucking huge they're about as big as your head
Ina video game
how do you know it wont happen to you next 
if you think some inconvenience would stop a russian hobo or any hobo in general with enough dedication then you must be a government clerk
Chat we gotta put this guy in the GΜ΅ΝΜ€rΜΈΝΜiΜΈΜΜnΜ΄ΝΝdΜ΄ΝΝeΜΈΜΜrΜ΅ΝΜ
precisely
it's also amusing how all those undoubtfully not cheap and useless measures could have been used to, I dunno, fucking feed people or give them some primitive shelters or care
but we've already established that americans would rather fucking die than help a homie
just found best playlist on spotify
For 24 dollars i hope so
π± 24 AUD (Australian Dollar) :flag_au: is equal to 15.55 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:
Hostile architecture is dumb as hell. But i've also seen cases of people trying to help homeless out and it turning to shit because "fuck your curfew, i wanna do drugs" or get abused
i got one given to me for free a couple weeks ago since my mum is friends with an employee there so fucking good
I had a 40 dollar red snapper and that shit was so yummy
Idk if it was 40 dollars yummy tho
A good schnitzel is peak
homeless are not just normies without a home and a job, they usually have mental issues and/or addictions, so throwing money at them and expecting them not to abuse it is a fool's errand
been one day and no response from expression of interest to a new big grocery store opening in town gonna kms
Milenesa torta is peak
That does look very nice
Exactly. Laziness is probably a small percentage, the rest is just issues stacked on issues
arent there a number of hobo simulators?
What does that mean
he's holding a (quadcopter) drone
Who said they love fat bitches? Eat up
Not what I meant
What did you mean 
If I speak- trouble
back when r6 didnt have fuckass gadgets and they were realistic
back in my day r6s just had fat asses and good old acogs like our vets in the desert did!
now they have people who have fuckass gadgets like lazers on doorways and stuff
but muh sledgehammer (it's literally on the fucking art)
gotta add crazy stuff to keep people sucked in and powercrept
dude something just blew up outside my caravan hold on im gonna go check
the abaorignials or whoeever you spell it are attacking
as soon as i sent that message a big fucking flash of light just appeared out of the window next to my bed
idk what it was but its gone now
Holy shit how many operators do they need? I stopped playing after sam fisher dropped
The ghost of outback flew over your caravan
That was me letting the sting rays know that Steve Irwin still has shooters out there
i just checked that spelling 
the outback became the outfront
Rate the funny vehicle i made
fallout 4 apc
It looks nothing like it,,,
inb4 no gun depression
New nickname: Benny1
Wtf they power crept Mira into a deployable shield
why did bro make a rotary skink
You're absolutely right but shushhh
Did the vets have fat asses too
gotta have a baby boom somehow
the roos are coming. the day of retribution is now
Just wanted a mobile AA gun for the base
Bye bye
And it does do anti air really well
what are you even playing?
train simulator 2021
they made a new op that just does what kapkan does, but its throwable anywhere they want
What the fuck is this powercreep
40 dabloons?
It's clearly eurotruck sim
Thats like half a call of duty
you're playing league and you're still somehow surprised
Space engineers
not-space engineering
hm. day going quiet so far. time to autistically drown in rogue trader
Cant tell if really hungry or just need to shit
Yes
Not surprising for ubi, i just didn't think it'd be this lazy.
you can actually drown in Rogue Trader?
If your butthole hurts then its a shit
Hunger doesn't have pressure on your lower stomach
Idiot
Its probably just hungy
hasnt ubi undergone some financial difficulties?
it's not lazyness, it's the inevitable trap of any competitive game with rpg elements
is r6 all they have rn?
They barely have that
you make more of the same, players will say "boring"
just add a character that drives a demolition crane
Geeking at 3:30 am man fuck my life
so you either have to make some oversaturated mf that will make some people madge and the rest would go "wowie", or you make something entirely different, and that's balancing, creativity etc
I didn't know this exists
isent league the game that has thousands of different heros or whatever the fuck
Karktide board game
or dota2
True
Like 190
same hole they all end up in
only like 1/4th of the heros actually get played and the other 3/4ths are just forgotten because they have nothing unique about them
Yeah, but some of the operators are just "it does what sledge does, but we put it on a drone"
I've actually only played Bloodbowl irl
that shit was one of the reasons I dropped league
secondary one admittedly but still
League doesn't have that many unviable champs actually
even if it does ive never played league so idc
I miss 6 sunfire cape twitch/evelynn
Yeah, but for the most part, they all have their niche. R6 just has "old champ but released in 2025"
Garen in current patch
I miss ap tristana and ap yi
I dropped r6 before it got popular again I think around tachanka rework?
I fucking love mav because of how retardly simple his util is
I miss having champs that played wildly different if they built AP vs AD
Game so mid now
When see a barricaded wall? Just burn through it
Main menu reminds me of a mobile game
Tristana can suck yi's dick
League is cringe af and everyone who plays it should feel bad about themselfs
Same goes for Dota
I tried to make ap garen work but it never worked
even in the good ol times
I dont think hes ever had an AP scaling anywhere
Maybe ye olden league, ive only been playing since season 4
The only champs that fit the "fuck you builds esoteric garbage and it works" is teemo and yorick, and even then its kinda halfassed
doesn't play league
immediately mentions tristana

You know why 
See message above
no
it makes it less funny
This one
Can it be substituted for crude diesel
Kompromat acquired
@naive bison
my favorite scene in the game
when casual racists meet a ranked racist
fuck
I fucked up my joke
my life is so joever
(i typed "competitive" when I meant "casual")
As punishment, you have to commit sodoku
you know he was giggling the whole time drawing this
Or yknow. Grunting through clenched teeth and exhaling sharply
I think I tried doing something with a lichbane and that long-dead item that gave you an active AP cast
it was a frankenstein alright
also
iedy, again doing something worse than what he'd banned @delight for
he should just not touch the nazi topic outside of #staff-furry-rp

it's ironic
What's the family version of that track called?
HALLELUJAH
that's a chief keef song 
they donβt understand the things I say on twitter
he loves it
Khajit eating ash yam for the first time
nord tries sujamma for first time
damn
This but with old deathfire grasp
The forbidden AP yasuo strat
oh, that's the name!
deathfire grasp
goofy ahh skull
that one rick and morty episode
Never watched it, too low iq
also wait ive already gotten this name from the bot stupid bitch
Nightmare item, so glad its removed.
Ahhhh DG π₯Ή
rick made a whole world just so he could shit outside and someone else shitted in it so he spends a whole episode looking for the guy that shit in his toilet
Fucking Goldilock and the bears but it's shitting their toilet
he has a whole fucking database logging his logs
Minimum iq to enjoy Rick and Morty - 150
and one of them is an alien shit and hes able to deduce that it was created by a sandwich
100 less gold than IE for AP/CDR and a point-click fuck 10% of your HP and take 15% more from my combo item
Pure demonspawn item
It was "Try and survive my combo" item
140 too much 
Nvm, im behind on the economy. IE is still 3600g
Even inflation has reached runeterra, can't have shit
200 iq genuis!!!
Ah its 3450, wiki i was on is shit
Yeah, it was current patch or one before
Changed price and scaling
NEVER REALLY WATCHED RICK AND MORTY EXCEPT WHEN IT APPEARS ON MEMES OR VIDEO ESSAYS
@minor cypress account manager has been getting random MFA prompts for a while now. Imma vote for a slapping stick for our team
sorry caps
Dont talk too loud or we will get this dogshit again
it looks like a fun show
Time for rotate password, do not pass go.
Rotated her chair, next stop jail
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAaAAAAAAAAA,AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Smelly
cald coaie
in 2 saptamani murim
cald coaie
35c
@stone blade
basically the start of any proper combo
Lemme fix that
@bitter sequoia (dallman3247) has been banned for reason: Compromised account
hey atleast you're not rocking a rusty sickle anymore 
Ivan got lured by the 50 euro steam gift card with a free goth egirl?
Ye
@stone blade @fresh rose
Cyclist : exists
East european blood : boils
@quaint ore
real
Twas only a matter of time
cyclists here have dedicated bike lanes on the side walk and still choose to cycle on the road and cause problems
fuck their whole family tree
I hope god smites them
Cyclist ride like they imperial japanese fighter pilots
the j jos
Bed lizards
You just know the burger is gonna have extra sauce everywhere
That looks like a damn pleasant place to relax
the lobster to human pay gap is abysmal
this guy is a fucking billionaire
theres only 1 good thing to come from ai and its this video
Oh thats a video?
A
found it
Meant to have this out before the new year, but I made a little short based off the wizard meme where someone used AI to put wizards in Arby's.
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/UnscaryGhosts
Yummy cheap gas

In big city
Some guy driving golf runs into cyclist when turning right
"NOSI SE U PICKU MATERINU BRE I TI I TVOJ BICIKL"

My least favorite thing about onion rings is how you always end up taking one bite and pull out the whole onion
Then it's just a fried ring

reddit deleting the best posts once again
Mod was mad he canβt see his worm anymore when he looks down
Oh to be an amorphous blob
Humor and Reddit doesn't mix so well, because you need to stop taking things serious... Which is Impossible for a Redditor
????
How
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Reddit is cringe 100% of the time
I don't visit that dump yard
Nooooo my updoots

Only bad AI uses Reddit as a learning source 
Real. All you need to do to lure a grown man anywhere is tell him thereβs a weird bug or sword-shaped stick

you can fascinate any goth woman with a palm sized bat
Real
forsaking your children in front of a TV or a computer is old news now
Hai bussy
bussy
real hustlers leave them at the mercy of a soulless and witless language model
you would address me as sir busy or I will notify your new and very loyal president of your impudence
and yes hello
My honest reaction
respect your new leader and our faithful servant
even if he's doing some weird shit
Won't even hide it
it's the control nanites, he is by protocol must ingest them at regular intervals or he'll go haywire
I meant that you won't hide it
bussy
won't hide what? π
flop needs to get in here and adress the bussy allegations
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I'm GAMMA'ING what's going on, guh?
Snuuy
Flop slurpin from that skin straw
Γlbum lanΓ§ado pela Odeon. IncluΓdas as 4 faixas (13-16) do compacto "Passeio No Rio", lanΓ§ado no mesmo ano pela mesma gravadora - no entanto esse nΓ£o tem a participaΓ§Γ£o vocal de Norma Suely. Um dos trabalhos mais singulares do inΓcio da Bossa Nova.
00:00 01 - A Voz do ViolΓ£o
02:01 02 - Luar de Agosto
03:50 03 - Vagotonia
06:08 04 - Sam...
Hey no!
this sounds like a slang of some very fruity thug from a ghetto
well wrong
I'm playing GAMMA 
twink activity
silly flop, you can't be playing gamma, you don't even have a pc!
this is why flops a bottom
My status literally says I am playing GAMMA!!
Two pfp changes in 2 days?
thats twink activity right there
keeps changing his pfp so i can keep calling him a twink
hey guys, im new here. Can yall educate me about this channel please? Thank you π
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the gaest album cover
but the song is so damn good
but they are homies so its not
if you havent explored your homies butt fuck are you doin
no I'm not!
yes you are
nah, to crude
one day flop actually comes out of the closet and brainfart will have to accept the responsibility of superimposing the idea on his spineless persona
What
I've read the gif you posted very wrong and hilariously on point
don't worry about it
go prance around somewhere telling you're busy or something
do not answer to you 
i wish i had replied to that with the video above
i appreciate that you let me know that you dont get what you want (very important for my day)
You like weeners
Wish he dropped better shit
Is the exp gain even good
another match of my retarded teamates deciding its a good idea to agro 3 bosses at once






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