#πͺbruh-fart
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Flop month yippee
Yes flop your top is going to check your homework and if you havenβt done it heβll be very angry

Homework for the prostate exam?
ok this is edited
he studies a lot he should be fine
@fluid heron
What about him, guh?
@fluid heron tuck flops hair to the side of his ears
like in those movies
flop is supposed to tell me when his hair gets in his eyes
Your supposed to shave so your hair doesn't get in his eyes
aint gon happen
Inconsiderate top smh
You let the jungle grow?
i shape it into a nice pillow for flop
landing strip
Stop having relations with Flop
True
i did not have sexual relations with that twink
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it is invasion time
so many victims
dual antspur rapier time
they always do
sir no sir
you talking about flop?
Yes and a literal car
@heady crow I had this meme ready if larkin would respond, I found it just now :(
She is on my stomach as we speak
I wanted to play elden ring but I gotta take a nap with her
Do so
you can play elden ring always
but cat on your stomach is a once-in-a-lifetime experience
No it happens every day
This is what she does
And she's already asleep
I also cannot sleep on my back so I just have to be still until she wakes up
Is that what she is?
yes
I don't know shit about cats
3 colors, white, orange and black
I've only had dogs up until now
sexism
if you see a cat with 3 colors its probably a girl
both her parents were just black cats
only like 1% of males can have 3 colors
eat it
other cat must have put his seed on the black kitty
no way she would be born this color with 2 black cat parents
or maybe not
yeah but he never came back
There's only 1 black kitten
1 in chat if you would work for lockheed martin
I would design bombs to be dropped on third world countries
barrel bombs have been invented alrdy
can i post feet
What
no
cute cat!!!!
Shut the fuck up twink
i didnt know racoon was an absive partner
in some states thats grounds for a divorce
I keep him Stockholm syndromed
Omari gifs such a twink, femboi kinda thing bro
at least admit it
No they aren't!
Also this isn't from omari, it's from omori, omari isn't out yet
I worn actual make up on my face and still don't use omori gifs
Mods still in development
twink
wow that was a sudden surge of autism i was not ready for
its like standing up suddenly
quinn you gotta be prepared better
caught lackin in tha hood dawg
shiiiiiiiiiiiet
same fucking difference. Point is you're not admitting you're some percentage of twink and we'll stop if it you just admit to it
the smart play is to say it, because sometimes words have little meaning until it is put into action
but no
you act even more twinkified by going
"OMGG I AM NOOOT UWU"
EVEN WITH NO FLOWERS
I mean eventually you'll hit the stage of twink death
but you have like... what 12 more years of that
π€
idk start smoking cigs
at least you'll look like a cooler twink
SYBAU (stay young beautiful and unique)
armored core reference
no just drink coffee, hate life, have a shitty job that works you to the fucking bone and smoke a whole fucking pack over a course of 36 hours
ah
i wasnt asking bitchass
weak
smoke more bitch, snap fingers
Then I have this one watching over my shoulder at the kitten sleeping
doggo
I have 4 dogs
Butter bitch
Butter bitch
lol
And 5 cats but that will be reduced to 2 soon
weak ass
watafak
anyway happy pride month <3 π³οΈβπ π¨π¦ : π³οΈββ§οΈ
xal ur my favorite minority
hmm
thank you so much
what kind of minority though
let me prefire
mentally disabled
or sth
why did you cross out your youtube name
my youtube name is markiplier
Yes, mam
russians so poor they cant even make a normal bomb
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bro they get a whole page
americans so poor they cant even make a normal bomb
you are so poor that you can't even afford-
go eat kfc siberian man
Wet Cong gorillas?
i did today


fucker cant cook
cant cook 
i can afford not to
you will starve

this is why you are fat btw]
this is why you are skinny
cant afford food
skeleton idiot
π 
preferrably a gym
i can lose weight
you dont have money to gain weight

why lose the weight for whom?
"I can lose it whenever I want"
oh god finland is back
Unfortunately
for the opportunity to not die at 40 from a heart attack?
isn't that the challenge?
Fatty fatty fat ahaha
When brainfart finally executes you we will cook your pig corpse like a nice winter roast
yet you got 86'd
are you having a bad day finland?
Always
Every day I share a planet with france is a bad day
or not sometimes
I left on my own volition not banned
only true ones know
you leaving again?
Like, now? No not anymore
undertaker is gonna be undertakened soon hmm
remember France exists: day ruined
yes
good morning brainfart crew
fake
What they do to Arthur, oh no
damn
Kitten was dreaming woke up screamed and immediately flipped back asleep
add a LED and a base
what does "cant bind" mean
Canβt wear a binder
whats that
elaborate
Itβs a type of compression top that women wear to flatten their chest
oh that
Brunoposting
Brunoposting
im back shitposting dw
Officially brainfart crew
π€
holy slopmod
You should not play hoi4
germany
you know what to do π΅πΏ
fuck u
tis?
or something more kay?
or make 4rd i mean EU
great EU and def not "not see "
Play Japan because I just went on vacation there
hmmm
im gonna try that germany tthing
peakhammer
wtf i missed it
can i be part of the crew..
Yall still recruiting?
why
It takes too long to get into a game
no?
It does for me
thtas okey
Too much micro
Falco's favourites change every few days, next one is for us
Mine resets everytime I make a meme
So I dont have to complain

Make more memes 
I made one today
Or doxx falco, that also seems to work
im always his favourite
donowalled
Even tho he ditched us on movie night
When is brainfart movie night?
We will watch American History X in a voice channel

sir thats a pupy
not a car
bad ending?
bad ending
Real, nuff said
Oi when next movie night?
Bublya will host the next movie night
Imma start posting spoilers for CP2077
why did that woman marry farm equipment?
because this
real and true #makebrainfartgreatagain
time to remove all boykisser posters
reduce cat gif density
add more drama
more bans, more mutes, more 1984
unban all banned people for hunger games
unban delight

hedindunuffin
Immediate castration for all cat gif posting
No exceptions

At least 10x more !flop commands a day
For the crime of boykisser posting I sentence you to 25 years hard labour
we are not ashamed of our past
bring back old name
for the sake of new postulates
Something something "gore of my comfort character"
my bad bro
Do it again
Again?
Again. Fucking hate that furry character
castlevania in bosnia?
make your own drama

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Brunoposting AND busyposting, are we possibly back
Dude thinks he cool n shii
And there is a third cat in sight
jason luv my GOAT
bro knows the name π
of course i do
you expect me to not know my GOAT
greatest thug of our generation
@heady crow oil up
id send a jason luv video here but it would get me banned
no balls
dracula is historically romanian
which 100% explains why his castle is a gypsy megastructure of random rooms
eugh
AUGH
Either speak up or get the fuck out of here
So be it
bailiff, cut off his balls
Makes no sense whatsoever
Omg hiii oomfie
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES GUILLOTINE YUH!
Hi bruno
hii hi hey
OH NO
ARTYOM STOP IT π
netflix wizard
First of da month
Hi wizard
@heady crow who was in paris
Finally
Facebook brainrot in brainfart
Kitties :3
MOTHERFUCKER
i forgot i had this save
Wort
@grizzled meadow oil up
oil up vro
Cori where?
I've been pretty unlucky with my lootbox drops so far. Only little shitter boxes
banned 
compromised account
Falco said he dm'd cori and chatted about unbanning
but there's a possibility that whatever he was talking to was the guy who took the account
or an AI

I just want an update
Cor AI
Imagine training an AI to pretend to be the compromised person.
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AI, read all previous conversations, pretend to be this retard
why the fuck are the french rioting now
PSG won champions league
and they burn paris

when aren't they rioting
french way of celebrating
Why aren't they rioting the cigarette law?
cigarette law?
banned is a good state for him 
cowboys in teh showers at ram ranch
2nd most popular way of french celebration
Can't smoke anymore, look it up.
they're about to turn the nuclear reactors critical
i do not remember how to make an er build ngl
what else is in store, banning onions?
good ol' french
Cori literally has her account back rn
woman? internet? impossible
if there are not at least 3 cars burning, that is not considered worthy of attention - Paris Citizen

bro trying to revive your ai teammates in far cry 2 is literally nam flashbacks
Seems our good ol' buddies in Far Cry 2 have quite a flair for the dramatic.
Take note that the field is completely empty, save for us two.
holy fucking FRENCH
THEY WON
AND THEY STILL RIOTED
THEY WONT WITH 5-0
THEY FUCKING SMACKED
and they still rioted
holy shit i cant
i thought they lost
i dont remember too much about fc1
i played fc2 alot
it had alot of unique mechanics that made it stand out to alot of other games during the time
Hi dandruff
weapons breaking ,wearing down, wildfires
tulio
new PC same old Tulio
i really want to fly over tamriel, open a beer with a sword, put the sword on fire with the friction and light up my cig
me in fall of avalon
did you see the armor i found?
i dont think so
was worth it to make a female character
good post
good movie
@arctic pawn
Excalibur 1981
i think ive found that too
ibut my character is male
i tried it...
what game
yeah its at the corrupted church or whatever
fall of avalon
π
look up the trailer
the song alone
banger
Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1466060/Tainted_Grail_The_Fall_of_Avalon/?utm_source=YT_Promo_Cinematic
Watch the official cinematic trailer for Tainted Grail: The Fall of Avalon! Immerse yourself in this dark fantasy reimagination of Arthurian legends. Prepare for a true open-world, first-person, dark fantasy RPG experience!
1.0 relea...
thank you
oh damn
for some reason i kinda get hellblade vibes from this trailer
the game is kinda clunky
but if you like dark souls and elder scrolls
youll like this game
100%
is it like an open world game or more linear?
thanks
Build calculator
yeah i just dont remember how i used to do it
i was goated with it before
im just gonna run a combo mage
Equipment first then stats
40 dex for max cast speed
You don't need 40 dex for max speed....
hahaha i knew you would respond i was tempted to @ you with it
same
i dont fucking remember
i used to do incantation combos
when in doubt watch a gigathiccas video
Apparently the real cap is 70 but who tf is running 70 dex on a mage build?????
im just gonna fucking rl 150 do dlc and call it a day
and then cheat in smithing stones
Real
and maybe a ps ss
Not my fault fromsoft only wanted enough smithing stones in the game to upgrade like 3 things
Stop goonposting this late
never late to empty ur balls xal
ask ur mother
thats why this exists
Open wide then
also for farming shit like bolluses
Did you help her empty her balls or sumn?
and pots
Much material in the name of that game
Also honestly just play dark souls 3 if you want pvp
Er is so ass
Pvp wise
hmm i see
As I said last time, I asked for confirmation of 2FA, still have to get it
Titus, eunuch his ass
Its like comcast asking for certified mail to stop them from charging you
It is
youre russian
maybe ill go faith strength again even though that was an absolute pain in the ass when i was still playing rl 138

Builds that use magic and staying at rl 125 trying to find room for 60 vigour
Better fuckin put some respect on our name
shit does not happen
2 shot from great epee upon ye
every faith strength build is just hitting faith requirements for strength faith weapons
Thats not how you spell vigor
Also if you really wanna succeed
great epee my beloved
Just cheat starlight shards and spam weapon arts
Starlight shards means you get to not use useless stats on mind
this shit is ass im just pushing for softcaps and dumping extra into mind
rl 150 and its still ass
Him being a murderer, disloyal scumbag
Treating his defacto mother terribly after finding out she's not his biological mother
All that is secondary
To repeating moderately funny jokes
Right after telling them
we get it cockrider
seems the strat is to just fucking ignore mind
get on with it
and just one shot combo
Yes
oh and 25 endurance is softcap
atleast the first breakpoint
wow ignoring mind does fucking wonders
Europe trying to push Electric Vehicles by putting taxes on every single shit versus USA Monster Truck contests
Guys remember as motivation
For every decade you spend without plastic straws
bosnia stew
Holy fuck 11 endurance
Do it for them
remember guys it's our job to use the garbage responsibly instead of making the factories produce less garbage
That 1 less point in vigor π₯
Have some God damn faith
I'm doing my part by driving electric because 100 politicians told me to at a summit they all flew on a jet to
simple as just getting rid of fucking intelligence lmao
isnt it crazy that the peak of intelligence in elden ring is slinging fucking rocks
while faith is slinging fireballs and cool shit
Social commentary
Using electric cars in a country with fossile electricity production is silly anyway.
Gain faith by decreasing intelligence
Religion has never gotten such a well marketing campaign
Although I heard that plane usage sharply decreased today in Russia (though, let's be honest, neither train nor truck was safe either). ^^
what did miyazaki mean by this
what did miyazaki mean by making the peak of intelligence throwing rocks
and faith letting you turn into a dragon
I love how faith is tied to the erdtree but also what you need to use pyromancies which are heretical in the eyes of the erdtree
He is an anarcho primitivist

Thats arcane no?
boffum
Catholics are scalies
Its the meme
Edm fans when genuinely worst song comes on
this is fucking awful
the music i mean i didnt give a shit about the video
Are lizard men
actual ear molestation
then dont watch it then?
i stopped
now the dickriding going both ways
good job driving electric that's powered by coal plants
why is Arnie not HD but everyone else is
cuz hes arnie
what
fuckin what
pff
Factory sealed
Aka
Bought it but never used it once
yeah but why would you buy it
Does it justify that price? Hell no
I think some people put up listings for things like these hoping for some freak event where like 99% of all of (blank) have disappeared
ig
so then some idiot buys it
or some doofus is like "but man I really want that fac sealed cobalt"
or it's a collector to collector thing
someone is getting court martialed
just looked it up radagon and azur staff gives fuckin 70 vdex
romanposting again? 
stellaposting?
@lusty sonnet any classical piano sonatas to recommend me?
my tanks loader needs another one to learn and he asked me for recommendations
chopin
as he's a tanks loader
perfect for the depression moods
why not boxes
why dozen boxes
Gambling addiction π
my dads been putting fucking hours in on farming sim
i forgot he used to play this shit all the time
holy grind
yeah he fucking loved that game
keyword loved he says they made the game complete shit
he would get really excited and show me clips of him in youtube videos
damn..
most fucking boomer set of games
lowkey ultra based though
Le Shrug. If that's what he likes, what's the issue?
its just an observation
i love my dad
you're an old geezer too
ive played farming sim with him
My granddad used to watch DBZ at 90. I don't like that anime, but heh.
my dad also bought rimworld but played for like 2 hours
meanwhile at dinner me and my brother are talking about the fucking yayo addicted colonies we made
Then was permabanned from the community for going too far.
"Amateurs, he said, before showing his sons the organ farm for quadruple-amputee raiders."
my dad did not realize all the shit you can do in that game
I've been playing it a bit this WE, with SoS2, so the USS A Most Profitable Enterprise tends to land its shuttle down, shoot down some tribals and turn them in human resources afterwards.
yeah so my psychopathic luceferiem addicted warcasket super soldier
Then I saw on Reddit what these madlads do with Pawnmorpher, and I realise I'm a newb in war crimes.
my psy caster who can nuke the entire map
might need to sail the seas again for rimworld
Why use a psy caster when you can actually nuke the entire map with Rimatomics?
157 bucks is fucking highway robbery
Get your recon to dig as deep as possible in a mountain, then enjoy the show as your strategic-yield nuke falls on the other side of the map.
Also, Rimatomics plus Save Our Ship? Start doing actual orbital strikes with your artillery and have a nuke cover your escape.
ive probably put in 500 hours into rimworld and i still aint paying for it
Sad.
Yes
You should pay for it
aint gon happen
They deserve that money
Never got the appeal of Halo.
Then at least pay for base game
nah
i dont think i will
if the base game and dlc were 60 on sale i would buy it in a heartbeat
but that shit never happens so
Let's hope for good devs that you'll mature some day.
Base game is 35 dollars
rimworld has made over 100 million i dont think they need my fucking 150 bucks
yeah but they're grubby little money grabbers
Ah the voting argument
See previous post.
and over 60% of that was from the DLC sales
Don't bother. These people will build any kind of justification to pretend they're in the right.
You know
I was like him, then I grew up.
that is true but workshop downloaders do exist and i havent played rimworld since 2020 so it doesnt even really fucking matter
idk im just saying they're overcharging for the dlcs
they definitely are
they're not worth the cost of base game
True
if literally any other game did that everyone would flip their shit
the game is amazing, but a bit too much
if they made the dlc cheaper i would buy it
"wow 60$ for dlc???"
- anomaly doesnt add bat shit I believe
people just defend rimworld because they got an autistic fascination with it
No.
its also like rimworld has been in development for a long time and the dlc has been drip fed
Same cuh
to buy it all it once is fucking ridiculous
No!
its also like the fact that they NEVER GO ON SALE
real
i dont think ive ever seen the game on sale
dlc goes on sale from like 30$ down to 27$
10% smiles runs away
As I said, these people always are super vocal to justify their behaviour.
If you like Rim world
i think sailing the seas is a great thing
Just buy base game
rufus im vocal because its moronic to justify devs charging the cost of base game for EVERY DLC no matter how little it adds
DLCs you know what you know where
or if it just straight up messes with your normal gameplay
anomaly actively fucks up the colony sim part of the game and makes you turn it into a shitty scp knockoff
yeah that shits ass
25 bucks to fuck up your game is crazy work
ill complain about any game that charges base game prices for dlc
gates of hell ostfront does the same shit
its fucking ludicrious
anomaly is cool, but it easily could have been a damn mod
it doesnt expand the current gameplay
but atleast they have the dignity to do sales for like 50% off relatively often
its basically just a scenario mod
yes
exactly
Tbf, prices may be a bit shit
but the game is worth it imo
I didnt pay for the dlcs, but it has been really well
Since I did not get into kenshi at all
i think there is a way to sail for the dlcs
what did you not like about it
cuz i love kenshi
I gave it a few tries, and every single time it felt similar
Consider dwarf fortress as an alternative
dwarf fortress flies over my fucking head
And inb4 ascii graphics just get the steam version
Steam version even has mouse controls
Steam Is better
very nice
steam version is just a billion times nicer on the eyes
I prefer ascii
there is something wrong in your brain
Og game is still free if u just want to try it
I'm not broke
i played the og and even the sprite packs still had me confused as shit
I can afford the steam one if I will get myself to actually try it
since I dont want to spend a 50 on a game to gather dust in the library
I think it will gather dust
Get classic for free, go on official wiki and get tileset
mfw the ww2 rts game makes me pay 30$ more to play the US
(the game costs 30$)
Stellar is is bigly good
If you like the premise, then go buy Steam
Alrighty
I wonder how much sleep will I get
considering how the fucking election is going 
Plinky looks a little fat
For Poland?
Just go to sleep and wake up in New Poolandβ’οΈ 
I do that
I either wake up in piwo hooliganism or femboy gathering






