🎪bruh-fart

[drifting mantle]

And McDonald's is way over priced

[deep topaz]

any time I've had to deliver food from BK they're always either overstaffed and slow as hell or somehow understaffed but regular speed except it stinks of weed

[lusty sonnet]

Everything is overpriced nowadays

[deep topaz]

you have to use the McD's app or you're getting fleeced

[weak jackal]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GsDq8olaMAAY22K?format=jpg&name=medium

[deep topaz]

only purchase what you got coupons for

[weak jackal]

costco hotdog + arizona iced tea

[quartz pier]

Just like video games...

[lusty sonnet]

Nutritional value of the average obese american delinquent but ok

[deep topaz]

My go-to is 2 McChickens (~$2.40 + $1) large fry (free on app, otherwise 5.49) and a large sweet tea ($2.34). It rounds out to ~$6 intead of ~$12

[drifting mantle]

But at least when I go to some other place... I get a fat jucy burger or some shit.
McDonald's just gives me a dry ass, small mini burger

[quartz pier]

Because they pound the shit out of them so there's 0 juice

[deep topaz]

their burgers suck unless you're getting the quarter pounder

regular mcd burgers are like fuckin beef flavored soy paste

[quartz pier]

Beef flavored foam mats

[drifting mantle]

I haven't been to a McDonald's in ages, because the alternatives are much better

[visual stirrup]

https://youtu.be/cCOjJsSLYPs?si=wN7XY3V0yafd7SfD

[lusty sonnet]

Snackbar?

[drifting mantle]

No, like other Burger shops, or general fast food chains that are not as big

Or literally every other Restaurant

Everything beats shit like McDonald's, Burger King or heck... Even KFC

[deep topaz]

KFC is so overpriced it's insane

[lusty sonnet]

Fair been a while since i had fastfood

[deep topaz]

like 2 pieces of chicken is $10

you can get two whole rotisserie chickens at a store for that price

[drifting mantle]

It's the AAA industry of fast food

[lusty sonnet]

Last time was 2 or 3 months ago for a small 7 euro buffet

[drifting mantle]

Damn, my last time was over a year ago... And I just went for a milkshake and a big mac

[deep topaz]

Deus Ex 1 was peak

but that control scheme

[arctic pawn]

people here mixes wodka with energy drink

its a common drink

[deep topaz]

moonshine gives you 4 wheel drive

[narrow lotus]

thought u were a cow tho

moo moo type

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB52IwGUPy8

[weak jackal]

I am

the right side is the person sending texts pov

[deep topaz]

that eagle / griffin thing in full plate looks awesome

[glad carbon]

hiii @weak jackal

[deep topaz]

Gae???

[stone blade]

some of these are so borderline fake but others are legit

also energy drinks aint cutting it anymore we need to start eating batteries and drinking diesel @narrow lotus

[narrow lotus]

Ye this guy did it legit but obviously not in a single day

[narrow lotus]

We need Master Chief cryo pod soon

[stone blade]

real and true

[arctic pawn]

is this baby reborn trend a thing outside of brazil?

[stone blade]

gn chat

[narrow lotus]

I go sleep too

[arctic pawn]

mfs are bringing plastic babies to the hospital

[narrow lotus]

Gypsy drifting outside

[deep topaz]

what?

plastic babies?

[arctic pawn]

yes

never heard of baby reborn?

[narrow lotus]

May his road be bumpy and full of trees

[arctic pawn]

they are actually made of silicon

[deep topaz]

no

[narrow lotus]

Gn chat

[arctic pawn]

gn

[deep topaz]

sleep tight don't let the romanians bite

[arctic pawn]

ultra realistic baby

adult people are taking care of this like its a real baby

theres cases where they are bringing those babies to the hospital

[deep topaz]

sickness

[arctic pawn]

there is actual cases in brazil

"Receptionist takes legal action after company denies maternity leave for reborn baby"

[placid sail]

stupid ass clanker

[weak jackal]

heylo

[slender rock]

Uh

Those colors are uh

Uhhh

Hmmm

It's supposed to be blue

[solar breach]

only 1200?

[arctic pawn]

idkhow many calories there is in fries and burger

[slender rock]

Hold on I'll get it

266 - about 1,570 cal

Depends on totality of bread, mayo, cheese, ketchup, other toppings

@arctic pawn

[arctic pawn]

so 1500 calories

[slender rock]

With everything yes

[arctic pawn]

close enough

[fluid epoch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/843905370840891462/1290179665939402772/caption-20-1.gif

[austere shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/nice-ni-terry-davis-monkey-gif-10840650239746487488

[arctic pawn]

lol they really put evanescence music in the elden ring trailler

thats crazy

[lusty sonnet]

embracing the memes

[fluid heron]

yeah sure amazon let me buy a fucking 5090

[quartz pier]

Ain't no way

[arctic pawn]

more than 15000 reais on one 5090

thats nuts

[glad carbon]

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-more-gif-21856591

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/fogo-more-star-wars-gif-13624709056817377234

[arctic pawn]

ultra HD

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/theboys-perfect-gif-23821319

[visual stirrup]

holy fuck

this isn't a joke

one of the commenters on youtube said it best

"Someone on the marketing team 100% used to make AMVs and is using their position and budget to make the most self-fulfilling and based choices."

the kids who made those shitty AMV's 20 years ago are adults now

another commenter

"This needs fading windows movie maker intro"

[arctic pawn]

lmfao

[placid sail]

the meme factor of the song is enough for it as the choice for the trailer to be a joking/discussion matter

[arctic pawn]

this shit is so fucking big it does start to get creepy

[placid sail]

attracting more attention to the trailer

therefore being a great choice

[arctic pawn]

they sure know their audience

[visual stirrup]

memability is now a marketing gimmick
they know that funny shit is going to get distributed on social media and discord

[placid sail]

"now"?

[arctic pawn]

fr

best marketing ever

[placid sail]

for a good good while

[visual stirrup]

well

more than before

more aware

[placid sail]

I'd argue we were memeing from day one of existence, just without the word itself yet

ancient people be drawing penises everywhere

[visual stirrup]

whenever a dovahkin needs to level alchemy, he turns into the bane of giants' balance

[placid sail]

he's just down for those giant dogs

[visual stirrup]

big toes are vital for balance, apparently

[placid sail]

surely giant's toes are as magic part of its body as everything else

[civic panther]

"hullo?"

[visual stirrup]

this must be the setting phone guy from fnaf was on

[placid sail]

therefore, dovakhin and the entirety of skyrim intentionally use toes and not just skin or ears or something else

[visual stirrup]

I don't remember phone quality being that shit 20 years ago

[placid sail]

the hour is long

until we meet again

[visual stirrup]

don't know where

don't know when

[visual stirrup]

🎵 but I knoooow 🎵

🎵 we'll meet again some sunny day 🎵

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/nct-wish-sakuya-saku-queen-never-cry-bread-never-cry-gif-11236209666276166074

[visual stirrup]

queen never cry

[civic panther]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/409004139419402241/1377767846658052106/m2-res_480p_12.mp4?ex=683a29cc&is=6838d84c&hm=da6613b72f9a9282f8eb32a6f8c52592fad462fa40929777c9de8e656ca0e473&

[prime zenith]

then I become the Doom slayer

[primal rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1080349974073724989/1377706790405275859/20250523_092433.webp?ex=6839f0ef&is=68389f6f&hm=1cd8827082c92c0b1719c26728350660308747eeb0fcc6900f3f8d8eec0c0066&

[narrow sorrel]

ah yes pan-arab california

actually wait no we're missing green

it's egyptian california

or Kingdom of Germany California

[slender rock]

Yeah

Pre middle mustache man

👀

Well

Pre and during

[slender rock]

Just get the single milf

[upper gulch]

why do they have a bunch of yemen flags

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/pizza-buddy-sable-marten-gif-22070421

[slender rock]

It's supposed to be blue

But it's so dark

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/what-is-wrong-with-you-why-are-you-blue-what-is-wrong-with-you-why-are-you-blue-brba-breaking-bad-gif-26777019

[glad carbon]

@heady crow hey pookie

[heady crow]

Heyy, hiii

How are youuu

[glad carbon]

idk

[glad carbon]

hi dry

[high wing]

https://x.com/messedupfoods/status/1928142292537462911?t=rE2haoM6D1XO5_poUYiMqQ&s=19

i like food (@messedupfoods)

X · May 29, 2025, 5:32 PM

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/uncle-bao-uncle-bao-cat-baobao-gif-10039325697820292352

[high wing]

leave him alone

[deep topaz]

Goon o clock

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/wondoo-bunny-rabbit-cute-animal-gif-18423343289831918724

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/consider-the-following-rabbit-bunny-pet-gif-26758967

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/lisalefteyelopes-left-eye-wide-eyes-tlc-gif-23089559

[arctic pawn]

she looks like my supervisor

but with huge bazoongas

[river zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1306067712019009566/1377808579980951635/GsJUV3-W0AA-aRP.png?ex=683a4fbb&is=6838fe3b&hm=7ec678221fbe875a0aff8311bf238771a1c0ac6be8e97fdf951502e64b83660e&

[river zealot]

Bnny

[deep topaz]

Erm you can only buy them in minimum amounts of 5

[narrow sorrel]

is a slug better for personal use?

[glad carbon]

i was thinking about that

do you think slugs would leave a bigger mess

[prime zenith]

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[glad carbon]

hi

[prime zenith]

good night

[prime zenith]

[shell venture]

let me be black and white

[glad carbon]

good night shef

[high wing]

no fuk u

[shell venture]

see

[fluid epoch]

Fent enjoyer

[pseudo robin]

[primal rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/691331745450033182/1377277750989033573/RDT_20250527_214118.mov?ex=683a5b9c&is=68390a1c&hm=5c078de70018d61ed6f056df44513b9ad488278668b814a6accced1ecbed33ec&

[pastel quartz]

cant wait to switch someone down with the astroglock

[pseudo robin]

goty?

[visual stirrup]

all cucking is PvP

some guys just don't know it

[pseudo robin]

it’s almost as insane as furries

[ancient barn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1254039371955437570/1280437674766766091/attachment-3.gif

[high wing]

no selfies plz

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/marten-pine-marten-pinemarten-mustelid-wakes-gif-15814022441436956878

[naive bison]

Good morning

[pastel quartz]

turkey bulldoze ur garbage country maen

[visual stirrup]

he's russian

but he wants the goyim to know their place

[pastel quartz]

my statement stands

[pastel quartz]

wait xalrider is?... this explains much

[visual stirrup]

my assumption

from what I've picked up

[civic panther]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/209843216227368962/1377823513746079844/video_2025-05-29_12-56-21.mp4?ex=683a5da4&is=68390c24&hm=3c2eaeeb2e770076c7bbf3911156a7682d40b2fb9c6f40a780822108fc457742&

[naive bison]

I'm having weirdly high heart rhythms and blood pressure so I'm afraid if thats what it is

[naive bison]

Wtf are you talking about

[pastel quartz]

currently using the french courses I took years ago in highschool to see if I can understand what is happening in french chat

I cannot

https://tenor.com/view/drink-medicine-shot-drink-take-in-gif-17089095

never paid any attention in those classes and still did well

well enough, not that great though

frankly french isn't too hard just has more solid rules than english you have to remember

[visual stirrup]

I assume that the french spoken in discord is debased

far from french as it is taught in school or even any spoken french

[fallow trellis]

oh its soap

i tot it was bathwater

[visual stirrup]

I'm sad that I can't tell if this image is a joke or an ad

what has the world come to?

*cum

or came, rather

[pastel quartz]

who knows anymore, I feel like their language is just an inside bit to confuse foreigners while they communicate in gargles when no one is looking

I see videos of people speaking it and they pronounce a solid 15% of the word and people manage to decipher the meaning

it's kind of impressive how 'flowy' the language is, it's like one continuous message, feels like there are very few breaks when I hear it spoken

[visual stirrup]

these are the kind of edits gen alpha are gonna be posting on social media to brag about their wheels
posting from their homeless tent under the bridge

[solar breach]

HELL YEAH

love margaritaville

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/lit-fire-guy-fieri-fire-emoji-gif-5305277

is it located near flavortown, by any chance?

[solar breach]

also 2c mentioned

RAH ONLY SUPER HEAVY TANK TO EVER SEE COMBAT

[pseudo robin]

Oy vey

[solar breach]

Wastin' away again in Margaritaville
Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame
But I know it's nobody's fault

[pseudo robin]

baguette

[solar breach]

we love Jimmy Buffet and Alan Jackson in this house

[pale ingot]

oui oui penis

[pastel quartz]

je suis est un.. uhh.. uhh.. le retarde

[pseudo robin]

Whenever I think of the French I think of the marionettes at the start of team America

[pale ingot]

oui pp

[idle veldt]

Whenever I think of the French I think of that main dude from Les mis

[pale ingot]

whenever I think of the french I think about like, Napoleon and that one assassins creed game

[idle veldt]

The notre dame on fire

[fallow trellis]

what

[pseudo robin]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DIlG9aSMCpg

[pastel quartz]

je m'appelle finland... j'aime... uhh... le "thug hunters"... uhh... et je amour le plus taille blance les chiennes

[pseudo robin]

derka derka Mohammed jihad

I need to rewatch this

[pastel quartz]

oui oui

[pale ingot]

no idea what the fuck those last hieroglyphs were but i fw those known as the "thug hunters" as well

[idle veldt]

Something about dogs

[pastel quartz]

I was saying I like fat white bitches

[pale ingot]

checks out

[pastel quartz]

I became obsessed with snowbunny fatties the moment I found out I was 2% Jamaican

[pastel quartz]

mii tiink ima gwaan an get meesef a fat biches, maen

[pale ingot]

The fucking suit was left standing baki is so fucked

[pastel quartz]

[visual stirrup]

ya know how cars are a status symbol?
well, gen alpha is gonna be so poor that fancy shopping carts are gonna their status symbol
because they'll be homeless

[pseudo robin]

reeeel badmon

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-the-joke-ranier-wolfcastle-mc-bain-the-simpsons-stand-up-comedy-gif-4372917

[pale ingot]

shitty joke tbh -rep

[visual stirrup]

wait, hold on

let me get something more appropriate for this audience...

[idle veldt]

-2

[pseudo robin]

I used to have a roommate who would bring home just the ugliest fat bitchs

[pale ingot]

where's my subway surfers you bum

[pseudo robin]

Shit was crazy

[visual stirrup]

fuck off to JADS

or Jerma

[idle veldt]

-3

[visual stirrup]

I only know the -2 thing from Joseph Anderson

[visual stirrup]

I got it!

[split canyon]

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[pastel quartz]

Be baki writer

introduce one of the few black characters in the series
loves white women
loves FAT white women
???
ends up being peak as always

[idle veldt]

Gup

[pseudo robin]

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/смирт-gif-3568711380578436687

[pseudo robin]

Tbh I’ve never really watched anime

[visual stirrup]

keep it that way

[pastel quartz]

good most is abysmal dogshit

[pseudo robin]

I did see castlevania I thought that was good

[visual stirrup]

the overwhelming majority of it is dogshit

[pseudo robin]

That’s about it

[pastel quartz]

I have it as my profile picture and even I know it sucks dick

[visual stirrup]

the only ones I like are Death Note and Attack on Titan

and both of those are acquired tastes

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/kakyoin-noriaki-noriaki-kakyoin-death-kakyoin-death-gif-17648047

[pastel quartz]

"my little sister has a secret crush so she transported us to a world where rpg mechanics exist but we're toilet cleaners"
proceeds to get 3 seasons

fuck off

[visual stirrup]

Cuckyoin!?

[pastel quartz]

dorohedoro cant even get a season 2

[pale ingot]

oliva is fuckin wild

[pastel quartz]

second most heartbreaking death behind

https://tenor.com/view/iggy-dies-gif-24367513

[pseudo robin]

Actually I have see a few of those studio ghibli movies

[pale ingot]

i was about to say the dorohedoro anime is finished but i remembered it aint
dorohedoro is so peak bro i read the manga

[pseudo robin]

they were pretty good ngl

[pastel quartz]

all of baki is, its amazing

[visual stirrup]

an infinite animation budget goes into the same masturbatory isekai bullshit
but berserk had to be 3d

[pastel quartz]

I have intentionally waited because I already committed myself to atleast waiting for season 2 first

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/berserk-walk-walking-gif-18159410

[pale ingot]

there's that anime where the main character is a fucking vending machine

[pseudo robin]

kino

[pastel quartz]

atleast vinland got a good adaptation

[pale ingot]

manga always there for u

[pastel quartz]

very good in fact

[visual stirrup]

even the 3d animation is shit
it looks like they just dragged him around with gravity gun in Gmod

[pastel quartz]

high key anime sucks ass but manga is peak ikywim

[pale ingot]

it got like 2 seasons last i checked btw

[pastel quartz]

somehow it looks worse than the cgi in the movies too

man the movies were actually pretty good

[pale ingot]

i stopped watching anime 4 years ago, replaced it with reading manga and it has affected my life positively

[pastel quartz]

skipped over some stuff ofc but they were so pretty

[visual stirrup]

and there was shitty 3d in Attack on Titan as well

[pastel quartz]

have you read BLAME! ?

[visual stirrup]

I would KILL for a series that kept the animation quality and style from season 1

[idle veldt]

So jarring and bad

[pale ingot]

no actually, i read the first few chapters for it but havent gotten around to properly checking it out

[pseudo robin]

What’s a good anime tho everytime I try to find a good one they all look shit

[pale ingot]

i have a weeb friend group that gets me on the shittiest animes on god

[pastel quartz]

it's definitely something you set time aside for to really delve deep into it like with dorohedoro, super wierd and fucked up that is best with long sessions so you can really get sucked in

[uncut yew]

Fucking hilarious, game forced straight people to watch gay anime porn after playing PvP

[pastel quartz]

almost everyone I know that watches anime only watches slop

[pseudo robin]

truly the goty

[pastel quartz]

apart from one dude I met in highschool

[visual stirrup]

MF's will point at the colossal titan in seasons 2 and 3 and say "see! Pony Canyon also had 3d! y'all are complaining about nothing!"
But that was because the muscle fibers make the colossal titan hard to animate in 2d
Same for the horses

There was no reason to use 3d during the battle of liberio

[pale ingot]

they get me on like 80% chinese animes that i never give a fuck about but i join their watchparties for them anyway

[pastel quartz]

I remember we spoke because he had a jojos shirt on and got into anime because back in honduras where he is from dragon ball is super popular.

we had an entire school year of watching different new really good shows

good times, too bad I probably will never see him again

[idle veldt]

I would rather criticize the story and characters

[pastel quartz]

or stuff like solo leveling

[idle veldt]

Anime just has jank in it

I’ve come to expect it

[pastel quartz]

frieren might have not been my exact favorite but better than "we have hype and aura!"

[idle veldt]

REALTALK

What has china done for the world

[pale ingot]

they made me check out some "all devouring whale of homecoming" one (its chinese pokemon) and a "to be hero x"

[pastel quartz]

probably the device you are using currently

[idle veldt]

That may be true, they produce a lot of shit

What about like, cultural innovations

Because I hate all their games

[pastel quartz]

I saw my friend watching to be hero x and could tell instantly it was either from a korean or chinese web comic

[idle veldt]

And anime

[pale ingot]

they also got on some "super cube" shit thats about this like ai powered alien technology cube that does weird time manipulation and powerscalinf shit

[pastel quartz]

I hate powerscaling

most retarded people on earth flock to it

with the most braindead logic

[pale ingot]

one of my friends in that friend group is into it

[pastel quartz]

especially because they just use it to glaze their favorite, so much bled into the elden ring community and dickrides radahn and maliketh the hardest

[pale ingot]

he told me about this like power level that is past our dimension or some shit

hyperversal or something

[pastel quartz]

saw someone say jjk had ftl characters since yuta happened to not get hit by a light beam attack

like if they were ftl earth would get obliterated instantly

it is now midnight I should sleep

good night chat

https://tenor.com/view/a-mimir-cat-reversed-gif-16747359482824525043

[fallow trellis]

damn everyone insufferable and banned is making a comeback

[pale ingot]

and then i asked for an example of a hyperversal fight and he sent me a light novel about like... nazi soldiers becoming literal gods and duking it out on a higher plane until one dies? and their fight actually affected earth in real time?

[visual stirrup]

let's hope not

[pale ingot]

like one guy started turning the dead into nazi soldiers and sunmoning fucking gunships and shit and one was freezing half the earth

[visual stirrup]

what would you do if you log in and the way you're alerted to ryry's unban is watching him ban someone?

resurrected

modded

and back for blood

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/avgn-jeus-gif-18044679582903093725

i kneel to my king

[fallow trellis]

enough dickeating bro

[pastel quartz]

Fuck you

[idle veldt]

Why does Quinn have beef with Finland

[pastel quartz]

Your mean words will be taken out on my 3 year old

[fallow trellis]

i have beef with everyone

[idle veldt]

That’s a you thing man

[pale ingot]

you stinky like a doo doo

[fallow trellis]

yes

[pastel quartz]

Discord mobile is so bad why must they break everything

[fallow trellis]

the life of a discord user and being outside is not without hardships, you cannot have both things easily

[pastel quartz]

I wanted to send an image of a scantily clad black man but discord refuses to open my images

[idle veldt]

Don’t be a hater

Have love in your heart or some shit

[fallow trellis]

Your mother

[pale ingot]

anyway this powerscaling shit is wild

the guy that told me about this also gave me a powerscaling wiki or some shit

called vs fights

and I check the most popular pages and the top one is of a supposed god from what i think was a mobile game, maybe gacha slop, with like only female characters. the god was classed as being like one of the strongest beings according to their powerscaling system. all of this for a gacha slop game

some people have to get they ass beat more i think

[glad carbon]

@fallow trellis hi quinn

Whattup

@pale ingot do you read books

[drifting mantle]

Reading books is for nerds

[pale ingot]

what are those

[visual stirrup]

the thing you rip pages out of for rolling paper

[glad carbon]

I need a new series to read

[visual stirrup]

Strugatskiy or Nightwatch

[pale ingot]

does manga count

or are those like not book enough

[glad carbon]

Those are comics

[pale ingot]

urrggggh

there's some that span on for a while though you can get a good read out of some

[glad carbon]

I want my detailed action sci fi

[visual stirrup]

Blindsight and Echopraxia

[glad carbon]

By a an undiagnosed writer

[pale ingot]

the undiagnosed ones always write the best stories

[glad carbon]

The best action sci Fi is uhhh

Ex military undiagnosed autism

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-mcride-gif-20992854

[pale ingot]

damn this guy has a mental illness preference

[glad carbon]

Strange company is kinda like that

They released a third bwoah

Strange company is a goated read and I like the smiley face nade on the cover

Someone post it pls

[pale ingot]

im gonna go read my awesome ass comics (manga)

[visual stirrup]

you misspelled "cringe"

retard

[glad carbon]

Hi fa- ntastic individual

[visual stirrup]

sup my ni- ce friend

[pale ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1331824238428160040/1331868406944763956/bubbled.gif

[glad carbon]

Can an oomfie borrow a French fry

[visual stirrup]

oomfies may
dirty little femboy collaborators?

NO

[glad carbon]

:3

[shell venture]

#🎪bruh-fart message

[glad carbon]

Youyou throw it back

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/twerking-twerk-soldier-ass-shaking-ass-gif-26719638

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/spray-bottle-cat-spray-bottle-spray-bottle-meme-loop-gif-25594440

[glad carbon]

Stop squirting

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/40k-warhammer40k-tts-alfabusa-curtailment-gif-27259094

[idle veldt]

Byeah

https://jerma-lore.fandom.com/wiki/Byeah_(species)

[drifting mantle]

I used to say "gooning is loosing", but apparently it's the opposite

[shell venture]

bring back games with no women 🗣️

[pale ingot]

gooner games are always good

[pale ingot]

you want gae games? gooner games for the female and male homosexual audience?

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/aneurysm-migraine-gif-26658300

[shell venture]

projection

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/trees-halluzination-effect-gif-15063421244485995576

[glad carbon]

Ham stop gooning

[pale ingot]

never

[shell venture]

i want good games
i don't give fuck about women

[glad carbon]

I want you you to be kind

[slender rock]

I got mine into black desert

[pale ingot]

always goon

[slender rock]

from IMvU to black desert

[shell venture]

not all who wonder are lost

[drifting mantle]

At least you have goon material if it's bad

[pale ingot]

but a pair of boobs makes the game better

[glad carbon]

Ok twink

[shell venture]

i don't really care

i like my games without playable gooner characters

[drifting mantle]

Fake and gae answer

[shell venture]

i don't mind them as side npcs

[pale ingot]

jorkmaxxing

[shell venture]

i don't get how people play games like stellar blades without staring 24/7

[drifting mantle]

They don't

[shell venture]

then that's not fun

gameplay and gooning should be sperate

[drifting mantle]

They play AND stare

[glad carbon]

Stellar blade isn't even a good game

[shell venture]

there's a time for everything

play first
goon later

[pale ingot]

goon while playing

[shell venture]

do you own a ps5

[glad carbon]

People only say it's good so they have an excuse to stare at ass

[pale ingot]

you don't even own an air fryer

[glad carbon]

No I like having games

[shell venture]

then how the fuck you know it's bad

[slender rock]

because he is bad

therefore when he touches it, it turns bad

idk

[glad carbon]

I have eyes and hands and YouTube full game playthroughs

[slender rock]

I can't see shit besides pretty fucking sheets of colors rn

[shell venture]

oh it's coming to pc in 2 weeks

time to not pay sony once again

[slender rock]

fucking ocular migraines

this bitch is gonna hurt later

fuck my life

[drifting mantle]

Why did you watch that? Because you wanted to goon
You're a fake and a gae

[glad carbon]

Youyou are the allegations true

[shell venture]

what allegations

[slender rock]

why the fuck did nature/god create migraines

[glad carbon]

You're freaky and you goon

[slender rock]

WHY

[shell venture]

im gooning

[glad carbon]

He's doing it right now

[shell venture]

playing tug war

[glad carbon]

One hand typing the other hand doing nefarious deeds

[drifting mantle]

God gives his toughest battles to his strongest gooners

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-think-meme-jgmm-cat-think-meme-ragebait-gif-14788872422707786751

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/i-hit-the-juckport-jackpot-trillion-twitter-money-gif-8610186837839685081

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/cool-brain-blood-vessel-pop-death-gif-21746282

[slender rock]

does plapping actual nookie count as gooning?

this is important

[drifting mantle]

Ehhh...

Sure why Not?

[slender rock]

[pale ingot]

this has been in the back of my subconscious for years dude holy shit

[shell venture]

thank that who shan't be named

[pale ingot]

thx voldemort 🙏

[lyric horizon]

Thunderbolts got boring

Now migraines is the God's way of saying "fuck you in particular"

[drifting mantle]

"Dear god... I've got your message"

[pseudo robin]

I can’t believe Voldemort didn’t just throw baby harry at the wall

what a retard

[naive bison]

Courier 6 with 10 luck

[pseudo robin]

Legit all he had to do was shake a baby

worst villain ever

[pale ingot]

curb stomp that little shit

[idle veldt]

Don’t you think his mothers love wouldnt allow that either

[coarse bear]

Wizard Hitler is too fucking stupid to use his own hands to kill a baby? More likely than you think

[pseudo robin]

Harry Potter truly is the most retarded universe

[idle veldt]

In philosophers stone quirrel couldn’t touch Harry

[river zealot]

consider the following

https://tenor.com/view/no-more-room-in-hell-gif-16789581979796698102

[idle veldt]

So why would Voldemort be able to touch baby Harry

[pseudo robin]

Although Rowling is very based

[idle veldt]

😬

[river zealot]

she aint wrong

also

am i retarded

or does wabbajack icon look like a long face soyjack

[tepid pebble]

i am a god, how can you kill a god, what a grand and intoxicating innocence

[idle veldt]

It looks like the wabbajack

[pseudo robin]

How can you out goon a god

[drifting mantle]

He wasn't even able to take over a school...
Weakest and dumbest villain in all of fiction

[river zealot]

should have hit a tree with him

just like the pol pot guys

[pseudo robin]

wizard hitler
can’t even take over a high school

[idle veldt]

He did take it over???

[tepid pebble]

gacha discord incoming

[tepid pebble]

he attacked and damaged the school, killed people, but didnt take it over even for 1 second

[idle veldt]

No he literally did

They couldn’t back to hogwarts in deathly hallows because Voldemort took control

[tepid pebble]

did he command school golems ? maybe i forgor

[coarse bear]

Counterpoint:
Beat him with a chair

[idle veldt]

They roamed the country looking for the horcruxes

[pseudo robin]

wizard hitler
defeated by teenagers
F tier villain

[idle veldt]

Yeah he could have sent people to kill Harry instead, but his pride was his downfall

[tepid pebble]

scooby doo tier

[idle veldt]

Harry was the chosen one!

[glad carbon]

Just shoot him with a rifle from really far away

[river zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1306067712019009566/1377870371742814229/yWWHto6GwYpBiPfJ.mp4?ex=683a8948&is=683937c8&hm=ee128a2f33d373038c4403ed8e24851dc1c6a0e3e9194f5a496459b196959a2d&

[idle veldt]

Yes that would have been fine, but also magic sooooo

[river zealot]

if wizards were real they would have like epstein islands type shit

[coarse bear]

Harry proceeded to become a cop to maintain the status quo that made Voldemort possible

[pseudo robin]

If it wasn’t you meddling kids and your pet muggle I would of gotten away with it

[river zealot]

there would 100% be a guide on the internet on how to like conjure an elemental to fuck it, but instead its a spell that implodes you

[glad carbon]

You: small, stupid, slavic, slavic, slavic ,slavic

[drifting mantle]

Even if he did, he couldn't hold it... Weak as villain no matter what.
Even made his worst enemy to one of his horcruxes... Instead of smashing the baby against the wall.
What an idiot... Total Goblin brain

[river zealot]

kinda of like the mustard gas crystals shit

[idle veldt]

He didn’t know it would do that!

[pseudo robin]

ballius explodium

[idle veldt]

He didn’t do it on purpose man

[glad carbon]

Isn't he a great teacher before that too

[coarse bear]

You forget that wizards stay away from muggle things
Unless it's a train
Or clothes

[drifting mantle]

As expected from an Idiot

[tepid pebble]

wizards couldnt invent shit, they relied on magic too much

[river zealot]

youre twink enough to fit in a hand and be thrown against a wall

[idle veldt]

No one else was making horcruxes

He was like the first one to make so many

[glad carbon]

Like he could've been a dark arts professor and instead became a wizard pig

[tepid pebble]

they even borrowed their trains from muggles

[glad carbon]

@heady crow can you fit me in your hands

[river zealot]

oh here we go again

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1142931819776442548/1186733876475867256/caption-4.gif

[tepid pebble]

so if %100 of population were wizards, would still be in ancient ages

[pseudo robin]

wizards when their skull is destroyed by a 7.62x39

What if Voldemort made one of his horcruxes a fur suit

[drifting mantle]

He fucked around and found out
It's like injecting yourself with random stuff, in order to make you immune to it...

And that mf used magic, he didn't fully understand, in order to make himself Immortal

[idle veldt]

And it kinda worked right

Until he went to kill Harry

And then love saved him from being killed

The strongest magic of all

Even then he was able to live on

[pseudo robin]

You would think racism would be the strongest magic

[idle veldt]

No

[drifting mantle]

Miss me with that shit...

[idle veldt]

That’s the damn story man

[shell venture]

wtf is this wizard hitler shit

[drifting mantle]

Harry Potters Story is ass

[idle veldt]

I disagree

[shell venture]

harry potter was good when i was 7-15

never watched it since

[idle veldt]

Hot take

It’s still good

And y’all are haters

[shell venture]

i don't want to watch it again

[drifting mantle]

The first 3 movies were good, the rest is total dog shit

[idle veldt]

Because whimsy is for gae people

[tepid pebble]

its a tale for children written by a broke brit lady

[shell venture]

only like the first 3 are fine

[idle veldt]

That’s completely wrong

[shell venture]

rest of them nothing happens

[tepid pebble]

not meant to be taken as a literary achievement

[idle veldt]

Goblet of fire is widely regarded to be the best

[drifting mantle]

That's why the First 3 movies are good. They're nice children movies

[shell venture]

they have that whimsical magical shiet

[coarse bear]

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Can't get around Cop Harry, 0 changes and resolutions, etc
"But it's a children's book series" is not an excuse

[idle veldt]

Cop Harry isnt in the movies or books

It’s like the epilogue

Of 8 books

[shell venture]

i don't really give a fuck about the books

[idle veldt]

Ok it’s not even in the movie at all

[drifting mantle]

Lotr beats Harry Potter every day of the week in terms of Story and Villains

[coarse bear]

Good, because the books excuse slavery

[idle veldt]

A little bit yeah

[shell venture]

i mean that goes without saying

[idle veldt]

But so does the Bible and people love that shit

[shell venture]

lowkey unfair to compare

[tepid pebble]

thats why you are unfit to help

[coarse bear]

And make fun of people that try to get rid of slavery (Hermione)

[shell venture]

ok mr i read books written by other people to seem smarter

[coarse bear]

Which is hilarious because later Rowling implied Hermione is canonically black.

[tepid pebble]

to seem smarter ? what the fuck

i am getting baited in the fart again

[shell venture]

why are you reading books

[idle veldt]

Can you prove that for me

I didn’t know

[tepid pebble]

[shell venture]

answer my question

[tepid pebble]

suck my weewee

[pseudo robin]

rused again by the master baiter

[river zealot]

So they could canonically add a black to the cast but instead they choose a character thats canonically pale skinned

[coarse bear]

HOWEVER

[shell venture]

she was just saying shit

[pseudo robin]

Chuds seething rn

[idle veldt]

Boy she really needs to pass away

[drifting mantle]

I wanna punch her in the face

[shell venture]

"dumbledore sucked cock calmly"

[tepid pebble]

what money does to people smh

[pseudo robin]

Harry do you want to play with my wand

[idle veldt]

Fake woke

[undone wave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1327684252782952580.gif

[coarse bear]

Rowling attempting to be woke so she can sell more books

[undone wave]

The black mold in her mansion castle

[idle veldt]

So true

[tepid pebble]

first she tried to defend what she wrote, then when the left threatened she went full goy

[idle veldt]

And then fucking up on trans ppl

[tepid pebble]

never go full goy

[coarse bear]

So can you imagine if black Hermione was called stupid for trying to stop house elf slavery and ALSO called mudblood.

[shell venture]

[undone wave]

p!shutup

[foggy mantle]

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[river zealot]

Black snape is cursed tho

[shell venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/939529587002589205/1192205265261580358/ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[pale ingot]

Expelliarmus on his dick

[river zealot]

Bro went full on black magic i guess

[pseudo robin]

Oh yeah they have literal elf slaves

Lmao based

Elves deserve even worse

[idle veldt]

But they like being slaves

[shell venture]

in harry potter ?

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/elves-chad-dwarf-gif-25266189

[tepid pebble]

oy vey shut it down

[pseudo robin]

Yeah isn’t that was dobby is

[idle veldt]

Except kreacher who did not like it

[coarse bear]

Introduces slavery
Introduces Harry freeing a slave
Harry is no longer interested in freeing slaves after the second movie

OOPS

[shell venture]

i mean i would not free elves from slavery

[pseudo robin]

I never realised the wizarding world was so based

[shell venture]

i get his point

[tepid pebble]

was gobbos slaves or servants

what about the school gobbos

[river zealot]

When you buy a property in windhelm, this is what the dark elves do

[pale ingot]

he got kinda chill wit it later

[shell venture]

the last harry potter i watched was in 2016
i was back from the beach falling alseep
i felt like i was drifting in the ocean again
until the movie made sound and woke me up

[coarse bear]

Goblins had full "human rights" because they owned the currency

[pseudo robin]

‘Nooo don’t worry elves love being slaves!!!’
there is a elf who explicitly hates being a slave
Lmao

10/10

[river zealot]

Last time i watched harry potter is when i was a wee bit lad

They were running it on TV

[idle veldt]

I think he was just mad it wasn’t bellatrix owning him

[river zealot]

Back then my family had an old ass tv that only had like 10 channels

Good times

[idle veldt]

Like he was a cringe elf

[pseudo robin]

[coarse bear]

Kreacher actually didn't hate being a slave
He liked being a slave to wizard supremacists
He didn't like being a slave to Sirius because he wasn't fascist enough

[tepid pebble]

i wanted to see the one where snape killed dumbledore in the theaters but missed it

[pseudo robin]

Bellatrix can wingardium leviosa deez nuts

[tepid pebble]

levioSAAAHHH

[pseudo robin]

Sirius wasn’t based enough for him

[tepid pebble]

be brit writer
name a creature "kreacher"
ez money billion pounds

[pale ingot]

go big or go home huh

[coarse bear]

Rowling really made Wizard Fascism but stumbled all over it because getting rid of it would be against her views

[idle veldt]

Soooo true dry

Clappa

[coarse bear]

Silly brit woman

[pseudo robin]

what was voldemorts end plan

[coarse bear]

Pretty sure it was "destroy muggles"

[pale ingot]

probably like grow his hair back or something idk

[coarse bear]

Which uh

Good bye 99% of the world

Infrastructure? Fucked

Going by statistics Rowling came up for wizard pop vs entire humanity, percentage-wise
There are more trans people on the planet than there are wizards
They're the super minority

[river zealot]

Blow a wizard head clean off with an apfsds from 2 kilometres awag

[pseudo robin]

Wizards when their precious hogwarts is hit by a A-10 gunship

[coarse bear]

Nuh-uh, wizards have so much magic around them that you can't see them
Which is why Hogwarts is never found by muggles
There's too much magic

Muggle tech stops working

Which is a hilarious concept if a plane flies over
OOPS A CRASH

[tepid pebble]

was it like that or there were multiple protection and hide spells cast on it

[river zealot]

But can your magic defeat a davy crocket

[coarse bear]

Both I think

[pale ingot]

Bermuda triangle?

[tepid pebble]

i remember muggles brain affected when they go near the school and turn back

[pseudo robin]

I wonder if there’s a magical version of crack

[coarse bear]

But lame wizard shit

[pale ingot]

Fent

[pseudo robin]

[coarse bear]

Remember that one time Rowling claimed that Hogwarts wizards shat on the floor before toilets were invented?
So anyway, Hogwarts was designed with a secret chamber that opens inside a bathroom/toilet room.

[tepid pebble]

bermuda triangle is when harry and ron double teamed on her mione

[quartz ridge]

Be british writer

Make characters that are 100% based off of stereotypes

Chuds eat it up anyway

[pseudo robin]

It’s 2025, Harry potters son goes into diagon alley, everywhere there are mfs full slumped on fent

[pseudo robin]

Isn’t the one Asian character literally named ching Chong or some shit

[tepid pebble]

chamber of secrets ? LMAO

so wizards were of indian descent

[quartz ridge]

I dunno i never watched / read it

I did hear that one of the characters thats a banker is based off of one of thr Jewish stereotypes

[idle veldt]

Wtf man cool it

[coarse bear]

For reference, Pottermore is her personal blog for adding Harry Potter lore

[idle veldt]

Not canon

[pseudo robin]

Taking a huge dump in the hallway then waving your wand at it is peak

[idle veldt]

Everything after the final book not canon

[tepid pebble]

so theres an astral realm where every wizard transported their shit to

[idle veldt]

Death of the author

[quartz ridge]

Only chuds care abouy Harry potter canon its a fucking shit series made by an awful person

[tepid pebble]

the shitrealm

[pseudo robin]

the main villain is scooby doo tier

[tepid pebble]

awful person ?

[quartz ridge]

I always hated harry potter and JK rowling gave me an excuse to do it because before everyone hated her literally everyone would defend it with their lives

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-cute-crying-cry-gif-17481165

[quartz ridge]

Actively promotes hate on social media

[tepid pebble]

are you serious

[quartz ridge]

Like not even just I HATE insert its ALL INSERTS SHOULD DIE

[silent pawn]

"those muggles are so barbaric" violently shits self

[pseudo robin]

[quartz ridge]

Donates to anti lgbt and other anti insert organizations

[idle veldt]

They will defend that

[coarse bear]

[quartz ridge]

Did the troubles affect wizards?

[silent pawn]

i thought her bit was anti trans

[pseudo robin]

The IRA car bombed diagon alley

[quartz ridge]

Anti lgbt and anti other stuff aswell

[idle veldt]

Not just

[silent pawn]

well, seamus whiskey carbomb had to be expelled after inventing "ignitionus explodicus" on the weasely's first cars

[tepid pebble]

"HARRY POTTER DID YOU TELEPORT YOUR SHIT TO THE GIRLS DORMITORY ?" dumbledore asked calmly

[naive bison]

Fucking kill me

https://youtube.com/shorts/e7gMQLIG-Iw?si=l_JQGzMbmYGP-aIp

[coarse bear]

That seems like a great prank

[silent pawn]

do this but with someone's potion pot

[quartz ridge]

We only have to be lucky once, dumbeldore has to be lucky everytimr

[coarse bear]

Oh yeah, also
Wizards can cure any disease that is muggle-exclusive

They just won't

[pseudo robin]

https://tenor.com/view/kek-kekw-gif-19460731

[silent pawn]

hogwarts receives 2 million galleons per year from big pharma

[pseudo robin]

they receive it from big goblin

[slender rock]

me rn

[tepid pebble]

oy vey

[silent pawn]

short, bald, large nosed, gremlin like creatures

run the banks

[pseudo robin]

https://tenor.com/view/alex-jones-infowars-chew-jew-jewish-gif-12295419607760287413

[coarse bear]

[silent pawn]

what did jk mean by this

[slender rock]

the J word

[coarse bear]

Chat is suspiciously grabbing onto the goblin bit

[idle veldt]

We keep going back to it

[tepid pebble]

shut it goy

[idle veldt]

Suspicious

[slender rock]

Jackit

JACK IT NOW

[pseudo robin]

They’re noticing shut it down

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/boosting-service-boosting-car-bmw1series-jack-gif-17858705

[silent pawn]

"look harry, i know it sounds bad, but did we really kill that many in the goblin wars"
"ron are you listening to the history ghost again? last week he said they were putting ingredients in the potions that make the centaurs lgbt"

[quartz ridge]

Harry it didnt happen but they deserved it anyway

[coarse bear]

Oh yeah, in the magical beasts movie, the main villain wanted to stop Nazi Germany

[quartz ridge]

I wonder if there are different nationalities of wizards

[silent pawn]

harry i'm just saying that witchfire can't melt magic steel

[quartz ridge]

ROMANIAN WIZARDS STEALING EVERYTHING

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/yugioh-punch-ground-punching-ground-it-shouldve-been-me-it-shouldve-been-me-not-him-gif-27446150

[coarse bear]

Oh you have no idea.

[slender rock]

@quartz ridge alo

[quartz ridge]

hi!!

Just went to a cousin's graduation

[silent pawn]

walletus grabbicus

[idle veldt]

Dry knows the exact video to post

Yep

[coarse bear]

EVERYONE IN AFRICA GOES TO ONE SCHOOL
EVERYONE IN ASIA GOES TO THREE SCHOOLS

[pseudo robin]

Harry why did the ministry of magic building 5 collapse as well?

[coarse bear]

EVERYONE IN SOUTH AMERICA GOES TO FUCKING BRAZIL

[quartz ridge]

School number 9 and 10 kill each other on the way to the school

[silent pawn]

Harry why did gringotts take out a new dragon insurance program the night prior?

[quartz ridge]

Like the students go full scale war on the way there

[quartz ridge]

A 2ND DRAGON HAS HIT THE SPIRE!!!

[coarse bear]

I'm sure these two go to the same school.

[quartz ridge]

TURN ON THE ORB!! ANY ORB

[river zealot]

im suprised she even made one for africa

[idle veldt]

She didn’t though

[river zealot]

but afghanistan italy and greece is cucked aparantly

kek

[silent pawn]

how about these

[idle veldt]

She just said it one time

[tepid pebble]

BRAZIL NUMERO UNO CAMPEAO DE MUNDO

[coarse bear]

Imagine you have to go to school but current events

[river zealot]

do you think the jews and muslims duel each other a lot

[quartz ridge]

They fire rocket spells at each other constantly

[silent pawn]

the muslims potions keep exploding and the jews use invisibility spells

[pseudo robin]

No the land was promised to the magical goblins 3000 years ago

[idle veldt]

Epic stuff

[coarse bear]

Spain and Portugal having to go to the same school as France

[silent pawn]

"so....gaza amiright?"
BOMBARDA

[quartz ridge]

Why isnt the EU just all one school

[coarse bear]

Alright chat, cool it

[quartz ridge]

Kazachstan ubargazation bombarzarizgi

[coarse bear]

I don't think the wizards recognise the EU

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus @river zealot @stone blade
Holy shit this would break Joe Rogan
https://youtube.com/shorts/KSLskJrUP5Q?si=b9C9qzVjJMOrWNJ4

[silent pawn]

sorry, the anti goblin propaganda is getting strong

[shell venture]

for reasons i won't declare im okay with this

[quartz ridge]

Boko wizardo regularly attacks the african school

[silent pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/reidsonm-gif-21586450

[tepid pebble]

kill all goblins

[coarse bear]

Oh yeah, for reasons, the head master of this school is confirmed wizard fascist

I like that it's just the USSR but magic

[silent pawn]

"headmaster vladimir ivanikov vodkanov putinkov is a bit...old fashioned" - dumbledore

[idle veldt]

Well I mean it sounds evil

[coarse bear]

It's just misspelled "Wizard/Magic Castle"

[tepid pebble]

make wizard world great again

i am implementing %200 tax on elf imports

[silent pawn]

why does JK rowling just sound like a fanfic writer who spends 45 seconds google translating words into different languages

and calls it good enough

[coarse bear]

Much like the Japan/South Korea/North Korea school is just Magic Place

[tepid pebble]

it worked for her, it worked for normies, ez money billion pounds

[coarse bear]

But said wrong

[coarse bear]

Oh she's constantly ridiculed for it

[silent pawn]

true, 12 year olds are not googling proper grammar in former languages

ok

who's worst

potter adults or disney adults

[coarse bear]

It's just that her other bit of removing women's rights is more critiqued

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/how-to-introduce-your-cat-to-a-bunny-cat-bunny-rabbit-cute-gif-17838439

[tepid pebble]

i mean give me 800 million pounds and ridicule me for eternity

[silent pawn]

fucking internationally acclaimed writer

[eager igloo]

Harry Potter yapping

[coarse bear]

That's the fun part, it actually upsets her

[silent pawn]

true, she does have "fuck you" money

[coarse bear]

[pastel sparrow]

[silent pawn]

like, i cannot understand these multi million/billionaires getting upset at social media people

[idle veldt]

What’s in your bio bro

[upper gulch]

the harry potter subreddit has a post coping about this

[silent pawn]

"hey, saw a lot of people don't like my views. If it was legal i could buy like half of you"

[pastel sparrow]

Don't worry about it

[idle veldt]

Can you type that in this chat

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/uncanny-emoji-angry-hakayaki-hakayaki-angry-emoji-gif-13101565263917230073

[coarse bear]

Oh yeah
Wizards don't learn any math

Ever

Or how to read or write

[idle veldt]

Alex would love that

[silent pawn]

wait how do they

how do they write spells

and read them

[tepid pebble]

sell multiple billion books
people that bought them make fun of you
be the second richest woman after the queen herself
i see no problem

[coarse bear]

Rowling did not include muggle subjects in the school curriculum

[silent pawn]

oh right

[shell venture]

who cares

[silent pawn]

feather quills

[shell venture]

you can do magic

[silent pawn]

cursive

[naive bison]

Also what the fuck was this chat

I didnt even start the

[shell venture]

bro too horny to crop

[naive bison]

Goblin discussion

[silent pawn]

clearly full of anti-goblin dog whistles

[tepid pebble]

this doesnt make sense because pubes glide

[silent pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-burning-hell-pain-gif-17379863

[pastel sparrow]

Im resisting the urge to just send my whole meme folder in here

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/leaving-cat-door-gif-25602765

[tepid pebble]

resist it longer cuz they are shit

[silent pawn]

didn't jk rowling try to argue something like wizards are physically much stronger/tougher

[tepid pebble]

this one good tho

[silent pawn]

and that's how they don't constantly die in quidditch

[naive bison]

The what

[silent pawn]

or did she walk that back

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/trump-dancing-lip-bite-gif-14743805

[silent pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/pocket-sand-pocket-true-morgan-freeman-freeman-gif-8060449042279677595

[silent pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/burnt-peanut-gif-18080057254479570335

[tepid pebble]

papyrus font aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[upper gulch]

maybe one day 🙏

[silent pawn]

papyrus...?

https://tenor.com/view/undertale-papyrus-goku-prowler-meme-uncanny-raised-eyebrows-gif-17919567901574007542

[upper gulch]

looks like the re1 zombie

[silent pawn]

you look like the re1 zombie

[upper gulch]

thats true

a real yn cant argue with facts and logic

[silent pawn]

need some big booty bandits in my life

[slender rock]

weee

[naive bison]

He looks Ron pearlman

[silent pawn]

spec ops the line

i love hating myself

[proud cipher]

man this fking comment, i laughed so hard

[silent pawn]

that pfp

don't we have someone in here with that one

[shell venture]

it's masterpheer

[silent pawn]

@stoic girder

defend yourself

[shell venture]

against what

he is right

[ancient barn]

[silent pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-boy-mewing-mewing-god-jawline-best-jawline-gif-3582189448456478631

makfar you didn't see me here

[proud cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/clipped-discord-clipped-discord-caught-caught-lacking-saul-goodman-clipped-gif-6991081120043484179

[ancient barn]

You really need to stop tempting me with good screenshot bait

[silent pawn]

go ahead

post it in TTS

you'll be banished to Tdome

(you won't)

[ancient barn]

I got crux to participate in

[silent pawn]

fuck i need to upload my roster

[ancient barn]

[silent pawn]

i've been rock kicking that

[ancient barn]

As what

[silent pawn]

imperium, prolly blood angels

[ancient barn]

Nice

I'm bombardment guard

[silent pawn]

based

[ancient barn]

https://tenor.com/view/imperial-guard-cat-warhammer40k-gif-23254825

[silent pawn]

bring 12 basilisks

[ancient barn]

I got two of the legends carriages 3 artillery team siege cannons and a field ordinance battery bombast field guns

[ancient barn]

Rest is all infantry