🎪bruh-fart

[slender rock]

dawg*

[glad carbon]

im gonna touch you

[upper gulch]

oil up

[glad carbon]

[upper gulch]

[upper gulch]

he is cat

see

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-gif-25474198

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/sticker-yung-joc-crying-meme-man-crying-meme-thebeyonderrrr-gif-828328460466032722

[eager igloo]

Shut up

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/fuck-fuck-you-middle-finger-middle-finger-gif-15294280

sit on it and spin

[pseudo robin]

damn off topic is just a less entertaining version of brainfart fr fr

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/twd-twd-meme-stop-acting-like-you-know-the-way-ahead-there-are-no-rules-man-were-lost-twd-were-lost-gif-27684848

[pseudo robin]

https://tenor.com/view/shane-the-walking-dead-dance-shane-dance-gif-1155007954732763508

[ruby owl]

https://x.com/TerribleMaps/status/1927814093236248776

Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps)

U.S. states, but with some letters missing for your amusement

X · May 28, 2025, 7:47 PM

[pseudo robin]

I can’t believe I reinstalled Tarkov to play one raid then immediately uninstall

“Surely it’ll be fun this time”

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/car-garn47-garn47-gif-8617966044766468391

[upper gulch]

tarkov is fun for one raid then it is like fuck me this is boring

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/fell-fell-for-it-fell-for-it-again-fell-for-it-again-award-award-gif-15411198764799214626

[fallow trellis]

this is porn

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/bnuuy-bunny-shitpost-rabbit-mm-yees-bnuuy-gif-7970488282837678817

[visual stirrup]

download SPTarkov

install mods

still shit

[upper gulch]

yup

[visual stirrup]

because you can't mod tarkov out of being shit

it would probably be fun with friends

[pseudo robin]

Me when head/eyes

[upper gulch]

there isnt anything even special about tarkov anymore either because every other game start to copy its gun shit

[minor cypress]

Time to install SPT

[minor cypress]

Project fika

[pseudo robin]

I spent more time downloading and modding spt then playing it before uninstalled

[upper gulch]

the skyrim curse

[pale ingot]

yo/mama

[pseudo robin]

[visual stirrup]

yes
now I just need to get friends who have a similar taste in mods
are available when I want to play
and know how to communicate

or I could, ya know

learn how to compromise

https://tenor.com/view/the-shah-of-iran-phil-gif-23048091

[minor cypress]

I just lost the patience to standardize modlists and install settings for the group every update. When it works, its fun

[pale ingot]

kill everyone

[minor cypress]

But dobby can only stomach being the patch maid for so long

We're talking cooking up the jankiest updater for our modpack with google drive api and smashing together random tools into Frankenstein hell

By the time the spt mod community came up with a way better version of my homebrew dogshit, we all abandoned spt for a bit

Absolute schizo hodgepodge

[pseudo robin]

Make a spreadsheet

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-ight-imma-head-out-bye-gif-14924635

[minor cypress]

Yeah it was the most hodgepodge shit thrown together at a whim

[pseudo robin]

Using excel to organise mods is crazy work ngl

[minor cypress]

Even had a whole "READ THIS SHIT" onboarding guide and basic FAQ/troubleshooting for shit breaking. Lost in the sauce

[minor cypress]

It was more for "whats in this pack + where to get it" if we needed to refer to things.

[pseudo robin]

Least unhinged spt enjoyer

[pseudo robin]

Aliens fear the power of china

Glory to the ccp

[upper gulch]

are you saying that the ccp isnt aliens itself

[visual stirrup]

on the list of things the soviet union ruined

nuclear power

oh, sure

commies are too stupid to boil water

[pseudo robin]

A nuclear accident cannot happen in the ussr

[visual stirrup]

so now my power come from coal

[pseudo robin]

https://tenor.com/view/viktor-bryukhanov-cheering-gif-16931572

[upper gulch]

didnt happen

[pseudo robin]

It is western propaganda

[upper gulch]

yup

western propaganda

RBMK reactors dont explode

[pseudo robin]

It’s just that shrimple

[minor cypress]

One of the reasons i can appreciate the work gamma's team does. Homebrew shit aint easy, and all things considered, gammas process is pretty damn smooth

[upper gulch]

ngl the whole public perception of radiation is fucked

most people dont even know what radiation is

[pseudo robin]

Yeah props to the team who makes gamma it is very easy to install and runs well for a Frankenstein abomination of 500+ mods

[minor cypress]

I'd have nuked this place if i had to deal with "guis why i have to disable defender, muh AV warnings, launcher brokee, gamma shit" daily

[pseudo robin]

Um you have to disable defender so groks bitcoin miner™️ can work

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/read-gif-25879491

Got so much mileage out of this gif back when i lurked newbie chat

[pseudo robin]

Yeah I’d rather blow my head off the answer questions 24/7 in newbies chat

[slender rock]

forgot there was a roast in the slow cooker

[lyric horizon]

Sulfur dioxide fart?

[minor cypress]

It was a good way to pass downtime @ work + feed the modpack obsession

[pseudo robin]

I wanted goonfart back, I compromised

[lyric horizon]

I jacked off in sulfur-dioxide-fart

20 years in the fart

I wanted to !flop

but I compromised

I jacked off with !slap instead

[pseudo robin]

[pseudo robin]

Give me 1000 farts

[visual stirrup]

20 YEARS IN THE FART MADE YOU A FUCKING PUSSY!

[lyric horizon]

You know, alexthedegenerate predicted all of that

[lyric horizon]

p!alex

[foggy mantle]

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[minor cypress]

Why are CS players like this

[fallow trellis]

yeah just increase ur dpi loser

[deep topaz]

i don't understand how anyone can use high DPI

if any sort of stimuli happens that precision goes out the window

they must have non functional nerves

what is the use case for this stock image

[visual stirrup]

me

that's the use case

[fallow trellis]

you only need to move few cms to get ur shot

if u want ur mouse to not move then just stay still

[pseudo robin]

[shell venture]

turning me on

[coarse bear]

Oh good reminder
Gotta play Balatro during work hours

[fallow trellis]

[drifting mantle]

There is a Linux OS that doesn't require an install.
You can simply put it on a USB Flashdrive, pop it in every PC and boot it from there.

Once you pull it out, it erases all evidence that it was ever plugged in...
You COULD put Balatro on there as well.
Never tried it out myself, that's why I'm sending you

[tepid pebble]

half open stove is what bugs me

[fallow trellis]

the wind blew the other half when the picture was taken

[deep topaz]

sous chef

[tepid pebble]

rip

[deep topaz]

im about to get lasered

[eager igloo]

Don't look up US literacy rate

[tepid pebble]

just to spite

[pseudo robin]

Damn

[eager igloo]

don't look it up
looks it up

[broken pebble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473062374400589828/1377513855839899698/a52e43d46a6444a78ffd43b1dba36720.mov?ex=68393d40&is=6837ebc0&hm=6286f4204884f002ce6d528e5b98a94e7457f4e5501a06e834805a3fcef56d3c&

[high wing]

god dammit daniel

[eager igloo]

I kinda like this doodle

Its animated too

[high wing]

menace spanking it to the weather girl

[eager igloo]

[fossil swan]

its a normal thing

[fallow trellis]

no its suppose to be a square hole

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/qa-developer-software-development-test-gif-27432169

[tepid pebble]

"square hoole"

[high wing]

twink flop with his husband

[shell venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1331824238428160040/1331868406944763956/bubbled.gif

[visual stirrup]

stupid whore

unblock me so I can add a

[high wing]

who @visual stirrup

[shell venture]

get fucked

[visual stirrup]

the most offensive thing is that she blocked me but not cockrider

[tepid pebble]

she ?

[visual stirrup]

the idea that there is somebody who could hate me more than cockrider is vexing

aint menace a polish woman or something?

[high wing]

she?

[tepid pebble]

[high wing]

women arent allowed here

[shell venture]

ts lowkey pmo ong 💔 💔 🥀 🙏

[high wing]

stfu kys

[shell venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1250941579645161476/1376297415879168030/ezgif-8d475822ffd635.gif

newbies chat drama crazy

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/thinking-head-scratch-hm-hmm-gif-9190273016569542229

[high wing]

the last time we allowed a women in here

she got banned

i forgor her name

[tepid pebble]

believing there are women on the interwebz

[visual stirrup]

so

you can't even say her name?

[shell venture]

they should allow me to newbies again

infinite content farm

[high wing]

youyou prolly remembers her name

[shell venture]

what

[visual stirrup]

https://youtu.be/FKwVFWwA_x8?si=xW47U-lAzr-IiZ8K

[high wing]

the autistic one that liked military camos

what was her name

[visual stirrup]

osaka

[high wing]

the one that xal got banned

yeee

osaka

[shell venture]

yea

[high wing]

okanawa

[visual stirrup]

sosaka

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/cod-waw-call-of-duty-world-at-war-cod-world-at-war-call-of-duty-waw-gif-12924659322008428516

[minor cypress]

Endpoint and DLP flagging that shit immediately:

[eager igloo]

Kinda rude to be compared to sosaka but you do you

[visual stirrup]

I still don't know what the Kino Enjoyer role even is

[shell venture]

i won't do myself thanks

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-cat-gif-5858640239144030160

[broken pebble]

pmo = pisses me off, vro how u know

https://tenor.com/view/black-nerd-black-nerd-gif-26919340

how do he know the slang

[deep topaz]

unc status

[shell venture]

erm it's put me on vroo

[pseudo robin]

makes me laugh everytime

[dreamy flax]

Lovely shipping~
Ship name: caspisanon

[high wing]

casp is anon

[pseudo robin]

I’ve been exposed

[high wing]

@sage rover i know your secret

[dreamy flax]

Lovely shipping~
Ship name: cockmcbr312

[sage rover]

Clearly

[shell venture]

je m'appelle

[pale ingot]

powerful

[fallow trellis]

if that is french istg you son of a bitch

[sage rover]

it got that rgb lighting

[shell venture]

@coarse bear mute them both pussy ass bitch

[deep topaz]

bro got the legendary outlet

[drifting mantle]

There gotta be a workaround!

[shell venture]

following this retarded back & forth for wall of text is lame

i demand blood

[coarse bear]

That's only for Patreon

[pseudo robin]

I can’t believe I wasted a whole minute reading newbies chat

Never again

[coarse bear]

It's really just "Errrrm you wrote too much in ur profile" Weseli type talk

[high wing]

wait imma go take a look

[deep topaz]

what's the issue

[high wing]

man that was gae

literal weseli moment

[quartz ridge]

A weseli moment would be posting porn in brainfart then never speaking here again after being embarrassed by it

Imagine looking for bot/hacked accounts then seeing their pfp using the bot and acting like its not big deal

[minor cypress]

Mimimi
No, you're mimimi
You're both retarded moment

[coarse bear]

Weseli just posted mostly rule compliant profiles and went because it wasn't straight while male fully clothed Christian

[quartz ridge]

Forgot to emphasize its was hacked accounts whose pfp was changed to cropped porn

[coarse bear]

Oh no
A trans person
How dare they

[quartz ridge]

He posted one where it was a woman in a bikini

Looking at their cheeks bro

You could see literally everything

[minor cypress]

Based

[quartz ridge]

Outlined and everything

If you do it in your free time

We all got out demons yk

But not ina public space

[quartz ridge]

(Pretend that this was said by Paulie in the sporanos using his accent)

I need to get the clip of him going WOAH

[minor cypress]

Newbie chat really is the servers zoo

[quartz ridge]

I stopped going anywhere but war thunder, tarkov and brainfart and its been bliss

No more arguing with random ass people

[fluid heron]

Newbie chat is like those fallout vaults

Cram 200 retards in a chat and see what happens

[coarse bear]

You're clueless but #☢чат-сталкеров-ru-ua is the same

[minor cypress]

Occassionally i'll lurk it when it gets really slow. Its still the same "why guns do no dmg, how to get tools, where psyhelm" bs

[quaint ore]

Id imagine

[coarse bear]

Except sometimes it can get political

[idle veldt]

Yes man

Yessss

[coarse bear]

"How do you prone in Stalcraft"

[fluid heron]

Yeah it's a Russian chat

[quaint ore]

Lets put russians and ukrainians in the same chat

[fluid heron]

Mfs are literally in war

[coarse bear]

Except ukr chat is dead

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/what-did-he-mean-by-this-dove-gif-21002811

[quaint ore]

Probably cause majority are in english channels

[quartz ridge]

I saw a video of the crying furry wolf on the ground the one where its the 2 parents fighting but jn the background it was clearly the super buff tf2 heavy railing someone

[fluid heron]

The top is 79

Now do brainfart

[quaint ore]

I know what you reference the TF2 gif was actually worse

[quaint ore]

It was 4 mercs railing each other train style

[coarse bear]

Naturally Xalrider

[fluid heron]

I feel like I have more

[minor cypress]

Xalrider yap accusation privileges revoked

[fluid heron]

Eh close

[coarse bear]

Xalrider is THE yapper

[idle veldt]

6k!?

[fluid heron]

What is that spike in the messages

[coarse bear]

Actually

[minor cypress]

[coarse bear]

Oh hey flop is third biggest yapper

[deep topaz]

this isn't Dry's most used channel?

[minor cypress]

FLOP

[fluid heron]

All of that is guhs

[minor cypress]

Hold on

[fluid heron]

12.7k guhs

[quartz ridge]

1 day = 300 hours of vc

???

[quaint ore]

It puts together all of the individual hours

People spent in VC

[quartz ridge]

Damn

[minor cypress]

Seems low

[quartz ridge]

It doubled in a few months from 200 to 400

Wow

[quaint ore]

Look at "im not a twink"

[coarse bear]

357 hours lmao

[minor cypress]

Way too low, something seems off

[coarse bear]

Ivan top 7

[eager igloo]

Yapper list

[tepid pebble]

why the fuck am i seeing previous next buttons if i cant click them

peak software

[coarse bear]

Peon

[high wing]

where the fuck am i

rigged

[coarse bear]

All your messages are in brainfart

Congrats

[tepid pebble]

well fuck you too then stupid bot

[high wing]

nuh uh

just a majority

[coarse bear]

An overwhelming majority

[high wing]

since i finished gamma didnt have a reason to play it again

so i hang out with these retards

i blame youyou

[idle veldt]

King shit

[deep topaz]

idk how to do my own stats

[coarse bear]

?stats @deep topaz

Nupe

[coarse bear]

Big yapper

[deep topaz]

#87 holy shit

[high wing]

wait do @shell venture next

[eager igloo]

Kinda curious too

[high wing]

i wanna see how much of a yapper he is

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1092642796780933142/1377548704084398090/attachment.mp4?ex=68395db4&is=68380c34&hm=e8fecbf50bc03811a424826e48df1d9ddde49294505f26def9280210da627a34&

[high wing]

holy top tier loser

[high wing]

@shell venture

[coarse bear]

Offtopic yapper

[high wing]

the dip is when he was muted

[austere shadow]

Can I get mine

[high wing]

no

who r u

[austere shadow]

Big boy david

[idle veldt]

Who

[coarse bear]

Small yapper

[deep topaz]

miniscule

[eager igloo]

Me now

[coarse bear]

Brainfart citizen

[slender rock]

dick measuring contest?

[coarse bear]

Kinda

[eager igloo]

Now do blur

[coarse bear]

We're seeing who is terminally online

[eager igloo]

Nerd

[high wing]

i work from home so i have it bad

[coarse bear]

Square ass

[minor cypress]

Same, brainfart keeps me awake and sane

[pale ingot]

im over here stroking my g

[deep topaz]

smokin my grok

[fallow trellis]

how to see my stats

[idle veldt]

Gumpin it

[coarse bear]

?me

I think

?me

Lies

[quartz ridge]

Im unemployed now so i have nothing better to do but play games and lurk this channel

[coarse bear]

Slash instead

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-think-meme-jgmm-cat-think-meme-ragebait-gif-14788872422707786751

people like this should be good examples to the youth of brainfart

[quartz ridge]

Youth

Keke

[upper gulch]

if the whole channel wasnt all unemployed 30 year olds

yea

[eager igloo]

Thats just californians

[quartz ridge]

Okay but it wasnt my fault

The owner of the store’s son took over and he ran it to the ground slime

[upper gulch]

youre literally pashtun wdym being unemployed wasnt your fault

you guys get jobs literally in the middle of fucking no where

like i could drive 8 hours into the middle of no where georgia and still find a store owned by a western/southern asian

[quartz ridge]

I might go to college but i dunno

[upper gulch]

what would you major

[quartz ridge]

Hardest workers behind Mexican

[upper gulch]

im pretty cooked because i still have not gone college and im in my mid 20s

[quartz ridge]

Probably architecture or some sort of engineering

[upper gulch]

yup

[upper gulch]

tbh yea

[quartz ridge]

Im not really looking for brownie points from my family because my cousin whose older graduated from college immediately after becoming a Hafiz

So i dunno

I could major in some bum field

But i want money

[quartz ridge]

Just try something you like to do

I think aerodynamics and planes are cool so theres a chance i go there but like im unc status so i dont think ill learn too well

[minor cypress]

I hope you like tons of drawing for architecture

[upper gulch]

good job for him

immediately after becoming a hafiz

[minor cypress]

The unholy architect major purse

[upper gulch]

if you enjoy it go for it

you can switch majors if you dont like it

[quartz ridge]

Im probably going to go community then transfer

[upper gulch]

everyone says that is good idea but i cant tell you so

[quartz ridge]

Californias neat where you can transfer into any school if your GPA is good enough except for Uc berkley

So it would be pretty easy to do

[upper gulch]

what is your GPA

[minor cypress]

It is, way cheaper. Community college > gen credits > transfer to larger school for specialty

[quartz ridge]

Dude i havent been to highschool in a while

[upper gulch]

yo

you kind of need that to submit any application for a uni

[quartz ridge]

I dunno how to check

[upper gulch]

idk what california use

in georgia we use eclass

did you use that

[quartz ridge]

So basically California community colleges are required to accept you into their school if you graduated from a high school or have your GED

[minor cypress]

Just remember at the end of it all, its a piece of paper HR checks. They don't care where 99% of the time

[upper gulch]

if i move back to america i could get into college for almost free

but idk if i should do it

[quartz ridge]

Then you enter a program where you select the school you want to transfer to

[slender rock]

or have CHAPTER 35 Edu benefits

[quartz ridge]

As long as your gpa in the 2 years of community meets the requirements you get accepted into that university your junior year

[upper gulch]

that is nice

[slender rock]

https://www.va.gov/family-and-caregiver-benefits/education-and-careers/dependents-education-assistance/rates/

[upper gulch]

i mean honestly just pick what you think youre going to want to do and if you dont like it you can switch majors

[deep topaz]

going to CC first is almost always a better choice

get your generals done cheap

no point paying out your ass for the same credits

[upper gulch]

yea only way i could think it wouldnt be as useful is if you have ton of grants/scholarships and military benefits

[minor cypress]

Yep, first year is basics, 2nd year is figuring out what you actually like, 3rd is locking it down, 4th is crying for escape

[upper gulch]

ecause at that point financials are pretty much already paid for

because

[upper gulch]

and then post 4 year is wondering if youre going to kill yourself for a doctorate

[quartz ridge]

Nobody in my family directly related to me is a vet unfortunately (at least an American military vet) they either died or arent immediate family

[deep topaz]

if you get a lot of grants and scholarships, going to a CC can sometimes result in you getting paid to go to school

[upper gulch]

yea

[slender rock]

interesting it says caretaker

🤔

[upper gulch]

that would have been my situation in america

[deep topaz]

my grants pay me more than enough so I get a refund

[upper gulch]

but my family decide to move back to bosnia so i kind of got screwed

[minor cypress]

While also realizing college gets you "work ready" not "ready for work", its ground zero for fields.

[upper gulch]

i could move back though and take benefits

[slender rock]

right now it's a fucking shitshow Yamp

[minor cypress]

Seen plenty of fresh out the box grads that don't know shit. Its what you make of it

[upper gulch]

i think it depends on how much you actually care about the field too

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/yuor-goobas-sire-your-goobas-sire-yuor-gooba-goobas-gif-25663887

[upper gulch]

like if you take a major that you dont study in and ONLY remember what your teachers lecture about and dont do independent study and research to actually understand WHAT they are teaching you wont know shit

most people just go to college i think to do the work, get the degree and go home for aj ob

a job

[quartz ridge]

I saw a post where a girl used to ace all her tests and got a 4.0 in college because she has some sort of temporary photographic memory so she would just read the entire section before doing the test and would pass but literally knew jackshit after maybe a week or so passed

[upper gulch]

me

i did that in high school

[minor cypress]

Just be giga autistically passionate about your field before going in and be sure to manage burnout, ez

[idle veldt]

Yeah that common

[upper gulch]

my gpa could have been 4.0 but i fucked up my 10th grade year from laziness and then it ended up 3.2

[minor cypress]

Damn, i wish. That'd be so handy

[quartz ridge]

The only times i did good in school was immediately after drinking tea thats loaded tf up with sugar and caffeine

[quartz ridge]

If i remember right i had a 3.4 or 5

[upper gulch]

i did good in school because most of my school was idiots and annoying fucks

so i would just be the sole good kid in a class

and teacher would give me extra points

[quartz ridge]

I didnt not know it i just didnt wanna do it

[upper gulch]

if you did extra shit outside of school you could get a 5

[quartz ridge]

Half ass work yk

[upper gulch]

if you just did school highest is a 4

[quartz ridge]

3.5 gpa

[upper gulch]

oh

[quartz ridge]

Lol

[upper gulch]

mb english no good

me no english

that is good though

[quartz ridge]

Its okay

[upper gulch]

it isnt like the best

[quartz ridge]

True

[upper gulch]

a 4.0 is ideal

but also you need a good SAT with your gpa

like you could have a 2.8 gpa and get into a really good college if you have a really high GPA and good experience already in the field

[quartz ridge]

A 4.0 for me was impossible because my counselor was an asshole so i didnt do half my classes or half assed them because i didnt wanna be there

[upper gulch]

yea that was my issue 10th grade

do you know your SAT or ACT

[quartz ridge]

Dont remember them

Ill just go community see if its for me if not no harm done

[upper gulch]

do you know if it was over like a 1100

[quartz ridge]

Around there

[upper gulch]

then you would be about average student i think

[deep topaz]

I got a 1200 on my SAT and felt like I bombed it

[upper gulch]

if not like literally right in middle of graph

[upper gulch]

same

[quartz ridge]

I suffered from “gifted student” syndrome

[upper gulch]

i took my SAT 11th grade and got like 1220 and i was like shit i didnt study for this at all and i made 1220 wtf so i studied for a bit before taking it 12th grade year and got like a 1400 something

[quartz ridge]

You understand literally everything until 11th or 12th grade and it goes alll down hill

[upper gulch]

im hoping that make up for my shitty gpa

[slender rock]

Le TISM

[upper gulch]

i didnt understand anything my whole high school

except for biology

[deep topaz]

I understood everything except Alg and Calc. I was a trig guy

[upper gulch]

i was weirdly good at biology

[quartz ridge]

I was shit at trig

[fluid heron]

I was called a gifted student and I got expelled so I don't think that means shit

[quartz ridge]

Do NOT ask me pythagores tbeorem

[minor cypress]

We don't have SAT here, but the conversion chart said i'd have gotten 1420-1440ish

[slender rock]

Mathtarded here

[upper gulch]

i hate math

[idle veldt]

Cmon that’s like the easiest one

[minor cypress]

For admissions, gpa helps, SAT score prob matters more, but once you're in, thats all that matters.

[upper gulch]

yea it does

[quartz ridge]

Math is so gae when you realize you never fucking use most of it

[slender rock]

not all of us like to fuck with number dood

[upper gulch]

SAT is more important im pretty sure

[deep topaz]

my trig teacher told me almost everyone is either Alg + calc OR trig, never both

[upper gulch]

i would recommend reataking your SAT score if its low @quartz ridge

low is like

[quartz ridge]

A squared + b squared = c squared but its so gae

[upper gulch]

below a 1200

[quartz ridge]

I dunno man

[slender rock]

0.69?

[idle veldt]

So you did remember it

[quartz ridge]

I will go to a local community and check that program

[quartz ridge]

Yeah but i was shit at trig

[minor cypress]

Or just check where you wanna go, and they should tell you the score ranges they accept

[upper gulch]

yea that too

you can check online also people who got rejected

i forgot the website

but it shows the SAT and GPA of rejected and accepted students for your school

[deep topaz]

my whole thing with math was that I needed a reference point. Trig and Geo were so easy cause everything has to make sense, in terms of a shape

algebra could be fucking anything

so I never knew if I was off base

[upper gulch]

i didnt understand any math because i didnt pay attention to algebra I

so i didnt know any algebra going into algebra II

[quartz ridge]

My biggest gripe about math is how 99% of it is useless

[upper gulch]

teacher would be talking about simple shit and i would have 0 idea about any of it

[quartz ridge]

Smart math people in history are only smart because everybody was dumb back then

[slender rock]

math makes my head hurt... it takes me too long to figure out what the fuck I am doing

[idle veldt]

It’s not 99% useless!

[upper gulch]

but anyway my career doesnt really need math because computers can do it all, chemistry is the only thing i might need a little math for

[quartz ridge]

Literally anyone probably knew pybtagots theorem but never named it that because it was common sense

[upper gulch]

really just depends on field

[minor cypress]

Its useful, just needs proper application

[upper gulch]

and type of math

[quartz ridge]

Like no DUH if you’re moving a direction its easier to go a straight line there

[slender rock]

😭

[pale ingot]

whennthe big number . you ablblblblbblblblbl

[upper gulch]

yea that

[quartz ridge]

In really nieche spaces

[slender rock]

everything else I am fine

[quartz ridge]

Most of it you dont know

[slender rock]

I think at least

[upper gulch]

like if youre doing engineering or anything conceptual with building shit and you dont know geometry youre pretty much fucked

[slender rock]

idk

[idle veldt]

Don’t you think it’s useful for building things

[upper gulch]

and if you dont know at least basic algebra and youre doing anything with chemistry youre pretty much fucked

[slender rock]

angry pixies different math

[deep topaz]

when I was in school, most of the push behind math was "you'll never have a calculator on you at all times"

then smartphones happened

[upper gulch]

yea that is why i never learned math

because i realize i would never be doing this shit in my head on the job

[quartz ridge]

Pythagors theorem is literally just draw a straight line between it man

Yes it does work but for the average man you dont do it at all

[deep topaz]

even if you could, you never SHOULD do math in your head when it comes to your job

[minor cypress]

I do wish more classes focused on practical application vs memorization

[deep topaz]

if you fuck something up it's on your ass

[idle veldt]

That’s LITERALLY not what it is

[upper gulch]

i agree there is more point for error

[quartz ridge]

Whens the last time you did pythagores theorm and on what?

[pale ingot]

but you could

[minor cypress]

If you're doing a job, you are going to use reference materials, tools, calculators, etc.

[upper gulch]

same my senior year economics was a graduation class and it was actually useful

but every other class was literally just memorization

[pale ingot]

u draw a straight line and u do a little ^2 bullshit

[slender rock]

Construction math, measure thrice then cut

[pale ingot]

abd boom

[slender rock]

and it'll still be fucked

[upper gulch]

issue i have with public education (i got at least) was that every single class was just memorization, i never would learn how to actually do something i would only learn how to do it for the assignment

[minor cypress]

Imo knowing concepts and where to use them is way more useful than "tell me this answer from a formula."

[upper gulch]

yes

for sure

[pale ingot]

that's just the flawed educational system at work (you dont learn shit)

[upper gulch]

that is my biggest issue with how we got taught

[upper gulch]

ya

they should let kids have more freedom with picking classes instead of just electives imo

in high school

[quartz ridge]

Yeah but when would counselors exist to ruin your high school experience for literally 0 reason?

[minor cypress]

Eh, gotta have a standard somewhere. Its just hard to teach practical application of materials

[upper gulch]

it is yea unless its something very specialized

[idle veldt]

You want to be able to not take a math class after middle school?

[upper gulch]

the counselors at our school were extremely shit

[quartz ridge]

If its up to you yeah

[upper gulch]

i had to make a appointment literally 6 fucking times before she was actually at her office

[idle veldt]

No I think that’s stupid

[upper gulch]

no i think math should be a graduation class but im meaning more science, social studies

stuff like that

[minor cypress]

Higher ed makes it easier to find situations where practical teaching is doable, like "Design this program to do these things"

[quartz ridge]

Same here
I told them my nose would get so irritated by Clay from ceramics or whatever the fuck its called and he ignored me

[idle veldt]

We don’t let kids decide their whole life trajectory in high school

[quartz ridge]

He put me in fucking choir LOL

[quartz ridge]

Immediately after we do though

[idle veldt]

Yes not during

For a good reason

And I’m defending that either

[minor cypress]

If i had my way, i'd be studying napology the whole time

[upper gulch]

same

[shell venture]

privacy breach

[idle veldt]

100 year old man

[minor cypress]

I still did, but i'd have done it more.

[upper gulch]

idk what i was celebrating when i was graduating because all i did was sleep the whole time

[pale ingot]

call me an expert on that shit

[upper gulch]

90% of my high school career was on sleeping

[quartz ridge]

When was the last time you really did work based off of what you learned in high school mathmatically

[pale ingot]

i slept through like 98% of all my highschool classes

[upper gulch]

few days ago

😎

[quartz ridge]

Bum squad unite

[upper gulch]

i had to figure out how much of a solution i needed to make

[quartz ridge]

I mean theorms

And stuff like that

[idle veldt]

I have to manage payslips and our parking area at work

[upper gulch]

pretty much none of it

[idle veldt]

I use math all the time

[upper gulch]

only math i do is just basic algebra

[quartz ridge]

Just tell me you work as a security guard at an underground parking lot

[pale ingot]

sounds dumb. you're dumb. and smelly

[idle veldt]

I do not, I’ve said before I’m a manager

[quartz ridge]

Literally basic ass math

[minor cypress]

You know what would be a baller elective i wish i took more time to learn? Matlab and autocad

[pale ingot]

surely

[upper gulch]

this is true

[quartz ridge]

Wtf your school had that?

[minor cypress]

Cool stuff but fuck i don't miss the assignments.

[idle veldt]

It’s true!

[upper gulch]

our school had academy pathways that we had to pick and we couldnt change after 10th grade and i fucked up with mine tbh

[pale ingot]

go back to yo underground parking garage vro

[upper gulch]

i should have gone medical or tech pathway

[pale ingot]

you need to fine the single moms

[upper gulch]

but i didnt know what i wanted to do so i did entreprenuership

[quartz ridge]

My hs barley affored our technical pathway like “engineering” and its just manual labor from students

[upper gulch]

it pissed me off that we couldnt change it

[quartz ridge]

It probably takes multiple years of classes

Or stuff learned

[upper gulch]

yea it was 3 year long course thing

[minor cypress]

College, not HS. I did get to do alot of floorplan stuff with some google tool ages ago

[deep topaz]

entrepreneurs of yesterday are onlyfans pimps of today

[quartz ridge]

My chem teacher was a fucking G and a 4chan user

[minor cypress]

My lil bro has python classes hes taking as an elective in highschool, shits cool af

[upper gulch]

i just wish i had done the tech pathway or even medical would benefit me more than entreprenuer

[quartz ridge]

Trained with local swat aswell

[upper gulch]

i wish our school had that, our school legit only had scratch programing and shit

have no idea why

[minor cypress]

Im a lil jealous, but glad he has the option

[quartz ridge]

He said his goal was to be forgotten by students but here I am remembering him because he was an anon and a warhammer fan

[upper gulch]

really

[minor cypress]

Holy shit i forgot all about scratch

[quartz ridge]

Yes unironically

[upper gulch]

that is wild

my chemistry teacher was some jamacian guy that was really weird

[quartz ridge]

His wife would go to cooking boards and talk shit about other people’s cooking

[upper gulch]

i can never forget scratch

❤️

i had a engineering class and we would build robots but for some reason instead of using actual programming languages we would do it with scratch

or not scratch

but another block based language

drag and drop

[quartz ridge]

Mine is in a hippie dippy “green energy engineering academy” pretty cool stuff they make

They just got resin printers or something like that

So he can teach me stuff like that

https://tenor.com/view/rogan-alien-reversed-joe-rogan-alien-meme-gif-26851178

[upper gulch]

resin printers are cool

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/angy-angry-angy-cat-angy-kitten-angy-kitty-gif-9568856844255409141

[minor cypress]

Doing security lessons and a little homelab for HS would be pretty cool, i just have zero background in teaching outside practical/on the job stuff.

[quartz ridge]

Whats surprising is they got rid of welding but have academies where you use lazer wood cutters and giant CAD machinery

[minor cypress]

Train the minions to do hackthebox or tryhackme and not piss off their IT dept too much

[quartz ridge]

And they havr welding

Inside the academies

[upper gulch]

my ideal career (outside of something science) would have been teaching comparative religion and philosophy but i fucking hate teaching so i never pursued it

but like the only useful job for comparative religion and philosophy is teaching

and i guess lesser so psych jobs

[upper gulch]

thats cool

[minor cypress]

Helping my bro out with his intro python homework great but totally a "fuck im finally getting old" moment

[quartz ridge]

What could he mean by this

[minor cypress]

Dumb joke, indexes start at 0 in an array, so it goes 0,1,2,3

[high wing]

ooo

that makes more sense

[minor cypress]

So apple[0], apple[1], apple[2], etc

[upper gulch]

thats such a stupid tweet

reading that i wouldnt even think of arrays

[eager igloo]

Smartest twitter interaction

[minor cypress]

That'd be cool. Im just at the point in life where seeing younger peeps really into their field makes me happy. Gotta steer people in good directions and share knowledge.

[deep topaz]

a fair amount of counting starts at 0 instead of 1

[wraith osprey]

Yo wtf
This website is the coolest shit ever

[upper gulch]

it is cool websites

and educational

[minor cypress]

Ya, go learn shit. Its a good resource

[upper gulch]

i mean that tweet is so stupid you could change it to be two apples and then make binary joke

[minor cypress]

Love me ctf

[upper gulch]

i hate idiots

idiot things

[wraith osprey]

[quartz ridge]

Imma sleep now gn fellas

There will be more time for unemployment shenanigans tommrow

[upper gulch]

yes it is cool i like it but its also like you have to try to not push so much shit that they burn out

[upper gulch]

all of the milsims have that one fucking admin that cant stop giving opfor every fucking gun and vehicle possible

opfor does not have f14s im sorry to tell you

[upper gulch]

i think lot of practical science is really good for this because theres pretty much endless shit you can do as experiments for kids

[deep topaz]

sorry guys the afghan insurrection force does not have T14 Armatas and AN94s

[minor cypress]

Yeah its a balancing act. I was giga obsessed with security stuff growing up, used to read my dads old cert books and watch lectures

[upper gulch]

the new guerilla force that just started a day before the milsim is meant to take place does not have access to a tau cannon sorry guys

[minor cypress]

Eventually just started bringing comptia books to class. That turned into doing ctf, making my own home lab, bugging dad for old server rack equipment to mess around with

[upper gulch]

my only issue that makes me not want to do cybersecurity is the pacing of it

idk if im just retarded but my brain is very hard to get shit to multi task and work fast

[minor cypress]

These days, i'm full "do my hours, leave me be, go home". I really need to get the spark back, shits just exhausting

[upper gulch]

i like the computers and i like the learning of how computers interact and how to protect against shit but i dont think in a real situation i would be good for it

[upper gulch]

it sucks

there isnt much to get spark back either though

[minor cypress]

Which parts are too fast? Sure, incident response and stuff can be fast paced.

[upper gulch]

that is it mostly

that i can think of

[minor cypress]

Don't stress that. IR is fast paced and usually silo'd into teams. You should never be john security 1v1000ing an entire orgs security response.

[upper gulch]

yea for sure

[deep topaz]

if your shit is hacked unplug the server, that's all

[minor cypress]

Its a team effort

[upper gulch]

i dont do well on teams either though

i kind of suck dick at organizing between people

im really good if you just set me up by myself and tell me to do something

[minor cypress]

My secret is way too many notepads and documentation out the ass.

[upper gulch]

but if you ask me to start giving off things to other people and using what they have and shit like that i get too confused

im probably just retarded and undiagnosed

[minor cypress]

Thats just a normal part of learning. No one is 100% right out the gate

[upper gulch]

yea but it isnt like a specific situation thing

its every team situation i suck at

not every

if we are all working on completely different things and we are as a team im fine like

okay if im in a lab and my job is literally just to check out a few strings of a genome to give the info to someone else and i never touch it again to get to a bigger goal of sequencing shit that im fine with

but when i start having to go back and forth between information with people and i have to add more people into it and shit like that i get overwhelmed and confused

[minor cypress]

I follow the rule of "keep it simple, keep it useful, tell people what they need, communicate what you want shared with you if you were in their shoes"

[fluid heron]

bohemia keeps trying to get me to relapse and i wont do it

[upper gulch]

that is good but i would probably end up oversharing tbh

giving useless information

[upper gulch]

is it on sale rn?

i might buy

[fluid heron]

yeah

[upper gulch]

ive been wanting to buy it but im like fuck no im not spending 50 euro on dayz

[minor cypress]

Yeah tard wrangling sucks. Thats why we have shared spreadsheets, checklist tracking for duties and labeling.

[deep topaz]

look for key resellers

I guarantee you it's cheaper

[fluid heron]

its on gamepass

if you got that you can try it out

[upper gulch]

nah last time i did key selling i never got the key so i never did it again

[minor cypress]

Better to give too much than too little. Just focus on not resharing redundant info.

[deep topaz]

I use allkeyshop. it's a good content aggregator

[upper gulch]

i dont have that

[upper gulch]

the thing for me is that i dont like being independent

i like being told exactly what to do

like to finest detail

i want to be told that they need x, not they need xy or y + x or shit like that

[fluid heron]

use a vpn and temporarily immagrate to argentina

[upper gulch]

i fucking can not stand when employers just tell me to do a very broad task it pisses me off

i want them to tell me exactly what needs done

[shell venture]

same

[minor cypress]

I always tell peeps im training "you're new, this is alot of info, you'll git gud. Heres documentation and a list of anything you need, come to me if you have questions."

[upper gulch]

i can pay 25 euros

im not that poor yet

i have to buy more lab equipment to get that poor

[pale ingot]

you're missing oouutt

you gotta play

[upper gulch]

the tism ❤️

[fluid heron]

i used to do nothing but play dayz for weeks on xbox

[deep topaz]

trust me bro you gotta play this 2010 game with servers from Mars

[fluid heron]

when i was waiting for parts for this pc

[minor cypress]

Same, i just quit giving a fuck about pestering for details. They want X, i give X after asking clarification. If its not what they meant, its on them

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/not-today-satan-nope-stay-away-preacher-pastor-gif-14450356

[idle veldt]

I show them the bare essentials of what they need to get through the day, and then I give them my personal number in case they have more questions

[fluid heron]

i would work 10 hours in the ballcrushing factory come home and do nothing but play dayz

[pale ingot]

[upper gulch]

for me its because i feel like if they dont tell me exactly what they need ill fuck it up

and then my brain just tells me that id be better doing nothing than fucking it up

so i end up not doing what they ask

[minor cypress]

Same, i've made plenty of survival guides before.

[fluid heron]

shit coming from ebay took so long i filled a 8 car garage with opressors on gta online

[minor cypress]

Analysis paralysis. Better to do, fail and learn then to do nothing

[idle veldt]

Oh we don’t do that, I walk them through it the whole day at my job

[upper gulch]

i have 3 packages coming to do 1 project and theyre all fucking coming on different days

im like really

[minor cypress]

Obligatory go get checked for muh adhd/tism

[fluid heron]

shit took 2 months for my graphics card to ship here

[upper gulch]

that is wild

[upper gulch]

ik it is but i just flip out in the moment and dont do it

[fluid heron]

shit came from cali but ive seen shit go from cali to here in like a week

[upper gulch]

like i said i probably am just retarded

[fluid heron]

i do live on the other side of the fucking country

[upper gulch]

2 months for shit from california bro

[deep topaz]

you're in a niche mod overhaul discord of course you're retarded

[upper gulch]

thats true

[minor cypress]

Yeah, i'll do the same. I just pile on the documentation because i know i forget things all the time and need concrete stuff to refer to

[fluid heron]

all that for 11 gigs of vram on a 3080

shit was worth

[upper gulch]

i live in fucking bosnia and im getting shit shipped to me with the cheapest shipping from new jersey in like 4 days

what fucking postal carrier are they using

[fluid heron]

ups

[idle veldt]

We have like, a checklist of required things to teach

[fluid heron]

they arent even that bad

idk what the fuck happened

[upper gulch]

UPS is awesome i loved UPS in america

USPS sucks dick though

USPS would ALWAYS fuck up my packages and shipping

[fluid heron]

my friends used to send me weed through usps

[upper gulch]

i do yea

[minor cypress]

Same. For security, teaching analysis is rough because its not rigid and super defined after a certain point.

[upper gulch]

they just tell me broad strokes to do at work and im like okay what the fuck else do you want me to do, like i use to be stocker and they would literally just tell me "oh yea stock anything thats open" like that doesnt give me any fucking structure for how i am suppose to like checklist stocking specific items or how any info on how i should structure my work day to get shit done

[fluid heron]

just cleaned my monitor we are so back

[upper gulch]

i am not suprise

they fucking suck

even bosnia has better postage

[idle veldt]

Yeah I tell them not to worry about the shit they get taught in training before, because it’s not useful when you actually have to drive on the road

[upper gulch]

yea i use to work in retail

now i work as barista so i get exact orders and its pretty good

[fluid heron]

I worked as a server and I wanted to murder half my customers

[upper gulch]

no no im like retarded

not autistic retarded

[pale ingot]

who up killing they braincells

[minor cypress]

Brb gonna go do dishes for 8 eons and not restock anything on the bars

[upper gulch]

thank you

you make my day so easy

[fluid heron]

thank you spacezoro

[idle veldt]

Ham are you drinking again

[upper gulch]

my only issue i have is when people ask me to change a order mid way through making it

very annoying

[fluid heron]

its time for these blue fucks

[upper gulch]

i usually just tell them no im not remaking it and hand them what i already made

[pale ingot]

99.99% pure methanol

[minor cypress]

Yeah that pissed me off to no end. Trust me, it gets better once you exit retail. Kinda.

Corpo/office bullshit is just a whole other flavor

[upper gulch]

i prefer retail over doing the barista shit tbh

[fluid heron]

i remember having to send in a ticket to get 2 factor taken off my rockstar account and i was wondering if they were gonna ask me to change my user cuz that shit is deadass Fat Cock

[upper gulch]

retail i can literally just not do my job

i use to just sit around on my phone doing nothing

yea i love when they do that

i only had one job that do that though and that was publix

two actually

publix and target

[idle veldt]

Overnight stocking

Best shit

[upper gulch]

everywhere else literally would just tell me to go fill anything that was unstocked

[upper gulch]

nah i kind of like doing it in noon so i can get in peoples way

[minor cypress]

Good take: "I manage my expectations of peoples performance and guide them to success"

Real take: "99% people are retarded and my expectations are below the floor until proven otherwise, here are my explicit guardrails."

[upper gulch]

get the big ass pallet carrier right in the middle of the isle so no one can get by and they have to wait

i like being barista though because i can hear peoples conversations

that is one pro of it

and i get to smell cigarettes all day (this is a positive not a negative)

[idle veldt]

So you like being a nuisance

And not working

And smoking

[fluid heron]

they made me go to an orientation an hour away for 3 days and i didnt learn shit

and everyone was mad that i didnt know anything

[upper gulch]

im bosnian what do you think

[minor cypress]

Absolutely. Its just finding the good ones you can delegate to and not spoonfeed.

[upper gulch]

i literally never learn anything in retail orientation

most of is just common sense

like they have to be training fucking idiots for this to be required to learn some of the shit

[minor cypress]

Unfortunate truthnuke: Everyone has to grease the retarded wheel or the buggy gets nowhere.

[fluid heron]

and then they would just fine ill just fucking do it

and then were suprised when i didnt know how to do it the next time either

[upper gulch]

like telling you not to lay a fucking box down on the shelf or put it with the back facing toward the isle

like really?

[minor cypress]

Yes

Its retail

[upper gulch]

bro its common fucking sense

ya

its very boring

having to sit through a 2 hour fucking orientation for it to just be

[idle veldt]

I liked the part where I learned about workers rights

[upper gulch]

"dont place raw meat with cooked meat" "put boxes upright and line them up" "dont hit people with the pallet carrier"

[minor cypress]

It will be. Its CYA for upper management and setting a standard for people.

But trust me, once life gets more complex and stressful, a part of you will miss the days of "brain off, sling coffee."

[upper gulch]

maybe

[pale ingot]

kill people with the pallet carrier, actually

[upper gulch]

most of my career (if it goes to plan) would be wet lab work majority with mix of dry lab work

[minor cypress]

Every rule and standard was made because someone fucked something up and it had to be written down.

[upper gulch]

so it would be just kind of repetitive tasks and analyzing shit

so youre saying if i squish someone into the ground with the pallet carrier its my fault

https://tenor.com/view/cat-think-meme-jgmm-cat-think-meme-ragebait-gif-14788872422707786751

idk man

i think thats abuse of power

i should be able to kill people with it

it isnt my fault they are in my way in the isle

[minor cypress]

And now they have a legal list of "things you didn't do" to point at.

[idle veldt]

And they can terminate you because you didn’t follow what you were trained for

[minor cypress]

Yup

[upper gulch]

so youre saying they can fire me unfairly and randomly by saying that i didnt follow proper procedure

https://tenor.com/view/cat-think-meme-jgmm-cat-think-meme-ragebait-gif-14788872422707786751

[minor cypress]

Just don't sweat the barista shit. Work towards what you wanna actually do. When it happens, it'll feel great

[upper gulch]

yea in georgia they could

idk if its just georgia law or if its nation wide law for america but they can fire without reason

[idle veldt]

You should sweat being a barista, it’s stressful and it’s people facing

[minor cypress]

There is a reason the only thing more scary than HR is legal team

The worst combo? Legal + security

[upper gulch]

i dont sweat it all i do is make drinks, yell at people and eves drop

[eager igloo]

My coworker just sent an email with title "CAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[upper gulch]

CAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[eager igloo]

Oi

[upper gulch]

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no i work at random coffee shop in my city

we dont have starbucks

i dont live in america anymore

it is better than starbucks though

[minor cypress]

I don't miss the Starbucks days

[upper gulch]

the place is decorated like those pink and white pastel pinterest boards

i would show photos but its the only nice looking place in my city and is very unique and identifiable

they all look good

[minor cypress]

Only plus was free food + drinks, and bringing home syrups and stuff

[upper gulch]

most of the coffee orders i do are literally just black coffee though

just espressos or sometimes bosnian coffee

is not shocking

mine is run by like 40 year old white women

my city has the most cafes in all of bosnia

because we have the highest unemployment rate

so all of our cafes look very upscale for 0 reason

just for context of why this is silly

this is what my city looks like

theyre weird

the place i work is much cuter

much more fancy looking imo

those pretty much dont exist here

there is maybe like one place i can think of that doesnt look like a club or a NYC architects design project

yea most of places here are cafe + restaurant

i dont even think just a cafe exists here

[upper gulch]

look at this shit

why does this cafe exist in this city

cafe and bar

i like it

it is a more traditional cafe

cafe + bakery

[eager igloo]

Thats not very difficult

Just use like

Coffee

[upper gulch]

outside of the cafe

the outsides always look like shit and then you walk in and it is like

completely different

thats kind of overdoing it

probably yea

oh

i thought it was like a whole thing

[upper gulch]

this is probably my favorite cafe in town

because they have like

history of the city on the wall

nothing to do with the product it is good coffee and good product

but i just like that they actually care about the city

this is the shit they sell

it looks nice

i like the look it looks rustic

all of mine were i dont take photos of places really

mostly because my phone is dead always

im shocked you go to cafes

most americans dont

it was genuinely hard to find a proper cafe in georgia

a european cafe not the shitty ones that most of america has

that is why

i literally cant even read that

52 dollar

give me that bro instead of a fucking bagel

[dreamy flax]

💱 52 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us: is equal to 90.19 BAM (Bosnia-Herzegovina Convertible Mark) :flag_ba:

[upper gulch]

you got scammed

the best jew in all of new york could not have me pay 52 dollar for 3 bagels

i can buy salmon to put on my own bagel for like 40 dollar cheaper

and have salmon left to eat

some chad in my city wearing this shirt

outside vs inside

dessert bagels

this is what is wrong with america

this is why you guys put chocolate in your hummus

it is more of a night club tbh than cafe

at night it is very full

[minor cypress]

Holy fuck did the rabbi bake it himself

[upper gulch]

what a dick

no he had to get back to making bagels that he wasnt making

[minor cypress]

People are petty as fuck

[upper gulch]

i rarely ever tip

is too much money to tip

its good in america to tip

here the bosses will take most of tips anyway

[minor cypress]

Yep. Tip for existing? Nah. Tip for doing well? Sure.

[upper gulch]

that isnt that bad

is only 100 a person

[minor cypress]

Thats a fucking steal tbh

[upper gulch]

you need to come "tour" my city and specifically the cafe i work at

[minor cypress]

[upper gulch]

why is that coming off like a slave master talking about the performance of his slaves

[minor cypress]

Only other thing i'd want is to be able to tip the kitchen, especially for a party that big

[minor cypress]

Nah, more like "i appreciate you doing shit well."

Handling a 30+ party is a major pain in the ass in a kitchen

[upper gulch]

handling any party is a pain in the ass in the kitchen

that is why i never do kitchen work

i made the mistake once of working at a fast food place for like one of first jobs

never again have i ever stepped into kitchen of a place

idk why you cant tip kitchens in america

i think they deserve it more than servers do usually

[minor cypress]

I still have the habit of organizing/collecting dishes at the end of the table after meals

If you know, you know

[upper gulch]

my mom told me she hated when people would stack the plates for her at the table

[minor cypress]

Depends on how its done. If you're stacking plates+silverware on top without condensing, it sucks.

[upper gulch]

idk why she didnt like it

she hated when customers would do that

[minor cypress]

Theres a special place in hell for people who put napkins in glasses with drink in it

[upper gulch]

when they stack the plates at the end before she does