🎪bruh-fart

[rocky geode]

truee

hittin the presidential prostate

[fallow trellis]

Presidential Prostate

[naive bison]

Yeah they made a guy look like a woman but left his GIGANTIC wine bottle sized hog in place?

Makes no sense

But a funny conspiracy nonetheless

[quartz ridge]

HA HOMO

[rocky geode]

yes because thats peak

[pale ingot]

1 visit to thailand

[deep topaz]

all I'm saying is that it would be incredible

but the evidence is there

why is this fucking guy in Army Warehouses

I just started this run

[minor cypress]

Holy goated editing

[pale ingot]

he stays strapped

[quartz ridge]

I want to learn how to do this

[minor cypress]

Im waiting for the carpenter brut edit

[quartz ridge]

I also find it funny how he unhid my message to read it LOL

Whats the point in blocking someone if your gonna read the message anyway

[rocky geode]

its end stage copium

[quartz ridge]

If i block someone i want them dead

[minor cypress]

Dugong

https://tenor.com/view/красноносое-побоище-barartauma-баратравма-klown-honk-gif-14577261961163869792

https://tenor.com/view/barotrauma-petraptor-barotrauma-pet-baro-barotrauma-meme-gif-14046735868174634699

[minor cypress]

The ghost of roswell just flew over my house

[naive bison]

Evidence = 1 video

Classic

[glad carbon]

Hi kreo

[wooden surge]

Crazy what happens daily

[rocky geode]

evidence = dmt hallucinations

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/chiyo-chiyo-mihama-chiyo-chan-fly-flying-gif-17644089755520395688

[deep topaz]

there's more than one video but you get what I mean

[minor cypress]

Peak

[glad carbon]

Someone should fill a fallout 4 syringer with HGH and bath salts and shoot brainfarters with it I think, that would be funny

[rocky geode]

already did

no effect

[quartz ridge]

Ive adapted to the geek after hitting a yart for the past 2 years thats been empty

[rocky geode]

whatever you just said

[naive bison]

Why

[glad carbon]

the game that inspired this one is pretty good

[wooden surge]

Waste of hgh and bath salts tbh

[rocky geode]

kimbo slice what a failure

[wooden surge]

ts not about him cuh

[rocky geode]

its a picture of him

[glad carbon]

Can an oomfie borrow a French Fry

[wooden surge]

Even two if you want

[upper gulch]

@glad carbon oil up

[wooden surge]

Yeah ain't about him

[glad carbon]

What does the teacher even say in that episode

[wooden surge]

He says: "Oil up Frota"

[quartz ridge]

Ninja*

[wooden surge]

YN*

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/sogga-binguscord-bongus-floppa-gif-20268084

[glad carbon]

Kreo it's time for you to watch boondocks

[wooden surge]

With you and french fry?

[fallow trellis]

minors

[quartz ridge]

Boonddocks is mid and only decent because of sheere amount of n words used

[quartz ridge]

80% of the memes all have the n word for a reason..

[drifting mantle]

Nuclear

[fallow trellis]

its funny because of it

[wooden surge]

Namaste

[glad carbon]

Oomfie this Oomfie that, oomfie please

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boondocks-gran-ass-slap-ass-cavifax-gif-14040235417098982268

[glad carbon]

Idk aren't you dieting or something

[fallow trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1361214931210600578/speed.gif

[glad carbon]

Maybe just some popcorn

[wooden surge]

One fry won't make me fat

Pocporn is good

[glad carbon]

But you normally don't only get one

[civic panther]

thats the most wrong, blatantly incorrect, wildly obvious rage-baiting statement i've heard in my entire life

[wooden surge]

[pseudo robin]

What a crazy take

[deep topaz]

I could really go for a coffee cake

[civic panther]

i can't tell whats worse, if its rage-bait, or just a geniune, unfiltered, dogshit opinion

[minor cypress]

I know, i play it lol

[quartz ridge]

Crazy but not wrong

[quartz ridge]

Your ignorance blinds you

[pseudo robin]

Crazily wrong

[naive bison]

You deserve to be exploded

[pale ingot]

its pretty funny i think

[naive bison]

For this loud WRONG buzzer ass take

Fuck you

[naive bison]

Never talk to me or about me again

[civic panther]

there are 4 separate people of differing rank telling you otherwise little guy

[naive bison]

The best joke in the boondocks is that the most negative black stereotype characters are two white guys

Forgot their names

Wuncler was one of em

[glad carbon]

What server?

[pseudo robin]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boondocks-uncle-ruckus-interview-gif-3524043

[naive bison]

Dwarf on a stool choking an elf

[fallow trellis]

both are common as dirt in here

[naive bison]

Sus flag watch yourself in these streets

mods be watchin

[pseudo robin]

[civic panther]

and one of them was just a whitewashed version of samuel l jackson from pulp fiction

[naive bison]

Wasn't he voiced by SLJ

[civic panther]

he was

[minor cypress]

Nahhh boondocks is peak

[naive bison]

And other was like Eddie Murphy's

[civic panther]

at least i think he was

[pseudo robin]

Elves deserve every bad thing possible to happen to them

[quartz ridge]

Could NOT for the life of me enjoy boondocks

[pseudo robin]

In all settings

[naive bison]

They be saying boondocks isn't peak but they didn't watch the fight scenes in the Bushido Brown episode

[quartz ridge]

Its only funny if you watch clips of it like how 99% of Azumanga and Girls last tour fans do

[civic panther]

you have your debuffs listed in bio

[minor cypress]

Private server with the chromies

[naive bison]

[pseudo robin]

[naive bison]

Naaawwwwwwwww chill bro

[quartz ridge]

Silence roomie

Rookie

[civic panther]

californian? sure little man, your opinions matter

[minor cypress]

Uncle ruckus is 10/10

[quartz ridge]

ONE OF THE BIGGEST GDPS IN THE WORLD

WE MAY BE RETARDED AND SHIT BUT WE MAKE MORE MANY THAN ENTIRE COUNTRIES

[pseudo robin]

https://tenor.com/view/cope-dont-care-crying-cry-chips-gif-21606846

[naive bison]

Uncle rukus hates black people but test results show he is 102% African with 2% margin of error making him the blackest man on the planet

[civic panther]

cool, go sue a dmv into forcing them to hire you because your 5% ethnic or something

[quartz ridge]

DO YOU LIKE NWA? ITS FROM CALI. ENJOY WHITE GIRL MUSIC AND SUFER DUDE MUSIC? CALI

[civic panther]

aint no way hes full caps rn

[quartz ridge]

I wouldnt work at the dmv because i hate the government

[glad carbon]

Oh you be talking about the game in the meme

[civic panther]

ok fed

[pseudo robin]

Californians when they also get swarmed by the living dead(homeless) in all their cities

[glad carbon]

I be talking about the one that inspired that game

[quartz ridge]

I have a reallly really racist meme i made a few years ago about this

[fallow trellis]

is that the only thing Cali is proud of making?

[quartz ridge]

I will get banned if i send it here unfortunately

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/oooh-im-so-edgyyy-im-so-edgy-so-edgy-edgy-charlie-edgy-gif-25029196

[naive bison]

All from tech

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/sogga-serval-yum-food-hungry-gif-27247117

[quartz ridge]

Xal our state pisses away more money than your country has ever possessed in it’s entire existence

[civic panther]

sounds like a waste of money

[fallow trellis]

mexico should be the real hero, they export so much meat to US, without it yall would have a meat recession

[upper gulch]

yea that isnt a flex

[pale ingot]

no the show itself is pretty funny i think

[quartz ridge]

It is a flex

[civic panther]

incidentally, they also piss and shit on the streets there

[naive bison]

And I've never seen a homeless person in a tent living outside

Cope, calitard

[fallow trellis]

it is, the argument is based on reganomics

[naive bison]

[upper gulch]

"my state wastes money" "no mine wastes more" like holy pallas cat

what are we doing

[glad carbon]

Nah we proud of making fat stacks of cash

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/my-chud-son-after-i-force-him-to-drink-still-water-silly-dog-dog-chud-chud-son-still-water-gif-13818962661228557438

[glad carbon]

Gtfo Germany we matching that gdp

[quartz ridge]

We make so much we can afford to piss away most of it

[naive bison]

Also pissing away money?

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-if-you-love-california-california-ca-united-states-usa-gif-11990716865228129274

[minor cypress]

Holy fucking clapback

[naive bison]

Tell me about US and Afghanistan?

[fallow trellis]

if cali makes so much money it should be its own country

[civic panther]

imagine being singlehandedly responsible for a quarter of the countries homeless population

[upper gulch]

only good thing about california is that its flag is basically same as NCR

[deep topaz]

Faygo cola is surprisingly good

[upper gulch]

literally only good thing

[deep topaz]

I need more

[naive bison]

I'm listening

Actually this is bait

[quartz ridge]

Thats because they cant afford it because they arent business

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-gif-1360455632945049216

[fallow trellis]

california is based, they supply the homeless people in the war of Microwaved Sugar Bun vs Homless People

[quartz ridge]

I will gather all of my homeless servants and take over your country

[civic panther]

yeah nice housing prices too btw
"COME SEE LOVELY ONE BEDROOM HOME, ONLY 3.5K A MONTH"

[quartz ridge]

The hordes of california tweakers will annihilate any state

[fallow trellis]

Kensington Pennselvaniya would like to disagree

[quartz ridge]

As if the rest of the world/ country isnt facing the same thing

[civic panther]

it is significantly worse in cali and you know that

[quartz ridge]

Not it isnt

[civic panther]

"Not it isnt"

nice california education there too bud

[fallow trellis]

i think Cali Homeless People vs The entire population of Kensingon,Kensington would win

[pseudo robin]

It’s also like that in Australia

[minor cypress]

Cali tweakers vs weakest floridaman crackhead

[quartz ridge]

Because it literally isnt unless you are in a luxury area / in a luxury home

[civic panther]

real

[minor cypress]

Call it

[quartz ridge]

Cali tweakers

I saw one doing ninja moves before he attacked me

[civic panther]

cali tweakers are the guys who are hunched over sleeping standing up on the sidewalk

[fallow trellis]

The Homless Californian Fears the Everyday Floridian Man

[civic panther]

florida crackheads yearn for the copper mines

[quartz ridge]

The homeless california fears nobody

He has nothing to lose

The florida crackheads still have crack

[minor cypress]

Bring back bumfights 2025

[civic panther]

brother is doing everything he can to gas up the fucking homeless people in his state, this is so sad

[quartz ridge]

When im all out of fent thats when it gets serious

[pale ingot]

that's why they're civilized and you aren't

[fallow trellis]

https://youtube.com/shorts/71OR8UGSOow

[quartz ridge]

LOL

[fallow trellis]

its philly not penselvaniya mb

[quartz ridge]

This is as bad if not worse than cali

[fallow trellis]

Kensington is stronger

[quartz ridge]

Skid row is miles cleaner

[fallow trellis]

I dont even live in america

[quartz ridge]

You guys know about the save europa accounts i think ill make a save California accouny

[naive bison]

Glorious state of California

[quartz ridge]

Yes because you are in Lahore pakistan

We know this

[fallow trellis]

but I can tier list homeless crack heads per state properly than most us citizens

[fallow trellis]

enough doxing please

[naive bison]

Bro no one going to Pakistan to fuck with you

You cant force someone to go to Pakistan

Let alone anyone doing voluntarily

[minor cypress]

Where do the arizona homeless rank on the power scale

Cured by the sun

[quartz ridge]

I think they are the most dangerous

Not cured but they can withstand the sun

Thats extreme tweaker danger levels

[fallow trellis]

drone strike

hiring a pakistani shitcoin assassin

[minor cypress]

Cured as in meat, not healed

[quartz ridge]

In cali a lot freeze to death

[fallow trellis]

that sounds amazing

[naive bison]

Isn't Cali warm as fuck

Thats why it has that many homeless

[minor cypress]

????

[quartz ridge]

Okay so it goes from hot as balls to cold as shit

[glad carbon]

come to anywhere in Cali north of SF that isn't Sacramento

[quartz ridge]

Sacramento is also cold

Sacramento is your capital

Treat it with respect

Non sacramentonian

@slender rock

[glad carbon]

I think Sacramento isn't awful but like Alex lives there so I'd avoid it

[fallow trellis]

i used to make fun of americans complaning about heat but some places in the US have humid air thats sting on each breeze hit

but i still make fun of them because they look like tomatoes in regular pakistani or asian heat

[glad carbon]

Hi quinn

[quartz ridge]

Yeah you better avoid it or else ill kiss you on the mouth or something

[glad carbon]

Is the East Coast still a humid miserable hellhole during summer? @minor cypress

[fallow trellis]

damn kina wanna be a us citizen all of a sudden

[glad carbon]

Good night fellas

Not xal

Bad night for you

[naive bison]

Fuck you

[glad carbon]

I paid 4k$ in dogecoin to some Belarusian guy to pour sugar in your salt jars and vice versa

[minor cypress]

Id imagine

[quartz ridge]

I think zoro is in arizona because ari
Zona
Zoro

And he brought up arizona tweakers too

[minor cypress]

No, louisiana but visited AZ before

[fallow trellis]

i love filipina women, basically asian latinas

some exchange student before tricked me in saying motherfucker in filipino

he said it meant i love you

[pseudo robin]

I’ve been to the Phillipines before it was awesome

Very cheap too

[pale ingot]

you can almost see the government issued camera in his eye

[fallow trellis]

philippines has a mix of everything, theyre asian, latin, american

[pseudo robin]

Really good food too

[glad carbon]

Hi menace

[green schooner]

@tidal trellis twink

[fallow trellis]

idk shit abt their food just had their fast food

Jollibee i think

[pale ingot]

Hi twink @tidal trellis

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1368508668990980188/omori-mari_8.webp

[pseudo robin]

Jollibee is goated

[green schooner]

la twink

el twinka

El senior twinkà

[fallow trellis]

spaghetti with chicken, shit works

[pseudo robin]

they do this chicken wrapped in bacon cooked on a spit and it’s

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/jinx-cat-grab-pet-petting-gif-23800535

[pale ingot]

how about chicken with spaghetti

[glad carbon]

Hi ham

[rocky geode]

italians be like

[narrow sorrel]

It was over when he said that.

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1373220727515516980/omori-mari_19.webp

[tidal trellis]

no it's mari

You goober

[green schooner]

twink mari

[eager igloo]

What did u do with her face

Thats not very nice of you

[tidal trellis]

Mari is a girl you simpleton!!

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1373220711031771157/omori-mari_16.webp

[green schooner]

you

twink

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1373592351141793882/snya6ir4hcra1.gif

[deep topaz]

I'm so glad I found this again

This is PEAK

[green schooner]

no baked tater?

[deep topaz]

You'll get the all you can eat rattlesnake peckers and like it

[minor cypress]

Its only missing "hun"

And sweet tea

Pretty accurate tho

[naive bison]

[coarse bear]

Hired? That bitch free

[naive bison]

Your mother

[coarse bear]

I know she's free, dummy

Gonna invite her over to have a nice lunch :)

She needs time off

My mom's turning 50 this year, gahdamn

[idle veldt]

Are you cooking for her

[eager igloo]

My mom's 50 too

[idle veldt]

50 feet long

[naive bison]

50 rats stapled together

[eager igloo]

That wasn't very nice

Apologize to her

[quartz ridge]

Le twink la is feminine

[minor cypress]

Twonk

[pseudo robin]

His mum is skaven?

[green schooner]

yeah but he is feminine

So shouldn’t it be la

[naive bison]

I'm sorry

[pseudo robin]

What if the t virus from resident evil turned people into twinks

[narrow lotus]

@tidal trellis s body is a machine that turns men into pleased men

[tidal trellis]

No it isn't!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1373592352714788874/ca4hei9rfcra1.gif

[tidal trellis]

what

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1373220710729908284/omori-mari_15.webp

[green schooner]

something about day never changing

it’s like

you always being twink

you never change

[idle veldt]

I wish flop would please me

[eager igloo]

Satisfying brainfart's bullying quota

[idle veldt]

:(((

[fluid heron]

What

[green schooner]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1135454075551481926/1295124702712430714/togif.gif

@tidal trellis

[idle veldt]

Ouppy

[green schooner]

go get it done

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/cyberpunk-stick-some-iron-up-your-mouth-and-pull-the-trigger-johnny-silverhand-gif-26931703

[tidal trellis]

Cute cat!!!

[green schooner]

are you still Pakistani flop

[tidal trellis]

mhm

[fluid heron]

Still a pakastani twink

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1373220566395519016/omori-omori-mari_5.webp

[fluid heron]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1127641860014350467/1296462606416220211/aya.gif

[green schooner]

can I bring up about kashmair since it’s over now

or to soon

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1373220565187563550/omori-pvz.webp

[green schooner]

There is a twink named flop…

how are you still helper role

[narrow lotus]

flop did u wash today

[narrow lotus]

or u have rationed water as well

[tidal trellis]

I do things, duhh?!

[green schooner]

nah

[tidal trellis]

What do you think I do all day?!

[stone blade]

https://youtu.be/oXOQk69lGq4?si=FiWtzuaqA-_jVtsU

[green schooner]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1368644218595311692/1372970087723565076/Cirno.webp

[green schooner]

Be unhelpful

[tidal trellis]

no that gives unfit to help

[idle veldt]

Flop DID you wash today?

[tidal trellis]

idot

[green schooner]

no me going into support and saying alt f4 fixes someone’s issue is

[narrow lotus]

flop stop eating glue man

[fluid heron]

Dogs missed me too fucking much laying on my legs hard as shit

[tidal trellis]

Oh brother Charon is a dummy

[fluid heron]

and flops a twink

What's new

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1373220617888858152/knockout-city-mari-omori.webp

[green schooner]

True

I was about to say that

Beat me to the punch line

[tidal trellis]

I am not!

[fluid heron]

Everytime you post a gif similar to that I'm posting this

[green schooner]

I think you are

[stone blade]

wake up
get up
piss
get cold ass monster from fridge
we won

[narrow lotus]

yooo

[narrow lotus]

been raining forever now

[green schooner]

Would make great sticker

Ngl

[stone blade]

we had couple days ago iedy

maybe it came to you now

(we can predict each others weather reports)

[narrow lotus]

real

[narrow lotus]

wind shifts

hmm ivan is getting rain

[fluid heron]

Just noticed the 5 million tiktok usernames

Makes it better ngl

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1373220386639974480/mari-omori-sunny-omori_1.webp

[stone blade]

brother what the fuck is this shit

[fluid heron]

Typa shit I'm on

[tidal trellis]

Its Mari, duh??

[minor cypress]

Flop how are you from pakistan but type like a socal valley girl?

[tidal trellis]

I do not!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1373220140958879774/omori-aubrey_6.webp

[stone blade]

you literally do.

also wtf are these fruity ass gifs of anime women

are you genuinely okay?

[minor cypress]

Rjw funny af

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/lad-pa112---discosuffeso-i-was-like-totally-bugging.-teacher-person-human-gif-5385549915259893702

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1373220139935334471/omori-kel_4.webp

[stone blade]

no

the answer is no

[green schooner]

yes twink

[stone blade]

bro is straight up doing this for attention

[narrow lotus]

all underage

so not even women technically

[fluid heron]

Found the key to flops house

[minor cypress]

One day, we are gonna get a voice clip of flop going guh, and its going to be the deepest finnish metal band "guh", mark my words.

[narrow lotus]

omori is about high school kids taking drugs

[green schooner]

[tidal trellis]

no it's about finding your friend Basil who goes missing

[narrow lotus]

@river zealot

[narrow lotus]

so where is he

[green schooner]

I’m pretty sure it’s about murder

[minor cypress]

I thought omori was just "dramatic highschoolers make highschool dramatic meets eldritch bs"

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1368508874675454073/omori-basil_2.webp

[narrow lotus]

thats what i said

[fluid heron]

Pretty sure the game is for twinks so only flop knows about it

[green schooner]

It’s just story about the 2 main characters killing his sister and covering it up

[tidal trellis]

I'm not spoiling the game go play it urself

no it isn't

[green schooner]

and blaming on accident

[fluid heron]

I'm not a twink I don't have access

[minor cypress]

Low tier plot

[green schooner]

I paid like 40 bucks for that twink ass game no one else gonna play it

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1373592351141793882/snya6ir4hcra1.gif

[minor cypress]

Would rather just play ddlc

[stone blade]

Me and iedy can defeat medusa ez

[stone blade]

[green schooner]

Just play fear and hunger

[tidal trellis]

Guy hasn't even played it can calls it low tier

[river zealot]

[tidal trellis]

Oh brother this guy stinks

[green schooner]

I mean Omari is

Kinda mid

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1373220243295572078/omori-boss-omori.webp

[minor cypress]

Go play Katawa Shoujo

[tidal trellis]

no

[green schooner]

play ghost of Tsushima

[minor cypress]

You gotta inspect every toilet before you know it smells like shit?

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1373220140652560424/basil-omori_5.webp

[green schooner]

Fuck you

[minor cypress]

Why not

[pseudo robin]

I heard that’s pretty good

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1336322298709278811/1350026522911838209/omori-mari_3.gif

[green schooner]

It’s good

[green schooner]

You are not beloved twink man

[green schooner]

I’ve tbh just been playing the shit out of arma though

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1336322298709278811/1336322640809426975/omori-mari-omori.gif

[green schooner]

Larpastan

[naive bison]

#relatable

[hazy finch]

i quite like the higher tier polearms

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus @river zealot

[dreamy flax]

💞 Love calculator

Mother + Father = 71%

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-thats-bait-tom-hardy-mad-max-gif-5055384

[dreamy flax]

💞 Love calculator

Brother + Father = 42%

[stone blade]

Probably a man under the skirt

[dreamy flax]

💞 Love calculator

Son + Mother = 96%

[fallow trellis]

wow

[stone blade]

well well well

[fallow trellis]

mamas boy

[minor cypress]

Run run run run run run run

[carmine isle]

ofc this videos from you

[stone blade]

[carmine isle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-yuri-gif-17427509376770519401

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1373370228993556552/1376707492289187930/brandbird.gif

[carmine isle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1171433449282871309/1211769161311592448/attachment-12-1.gif

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1373220194251702282/omori-basil_4.webp

Terrible

[carmine isle]

omorbi

[green schooner]

Twunk

[carmine isle]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-smoking-jadeyanh-gif-13814794647460690890

[tidal trellis]

Exactly!

[green schooner]

he still falls for it

or is he the bait

[eager igloo]

Lucerne?

[hazy finch]

idk

[stone blade]

womannnn....

nvm probably a guy

[dreamy flax]

💞 Love calculator

Flop + Quinn = 96%

[pseudo robin]

[placid sail]

https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExbG14d2h1eTdiY3AzbnJuaWJjYjJpdGF0NHR4cmNqNGs5eDRkdzN3ciZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/rl83xsC6FeO7mY7a5Q/giphy.gif

[pseudo robin]

[idle veldt]

Big news

[high wing]

big mews

[stone blade]

as to be expected

[eager igloo]

🤤

Wish I could embed it in Racoons skull

[fluid heron]

what

[hazy finch]

hes drooling at the idea of a big long metal shaft penetrating you

[fluid heron]

strange

[eager igloo]

Lobotomy

[idle veldt]

With the shaft

[hazy finch]

i was babysitting my brother earlier today and when i looked out of the loungeroom window one of those dinky japanese ute car drove by. first time ive ever seen one in person and it looked funny

[minor cypress]

Any Australians got tips on eating marmite? Got a jar to try, and its not too bad. I just dont know what the fuck to eat it on/with

[tidal trellis]

not australian but heard can use it on toast

[minor cypress]

It kinda reminds me of just licking straight bouillon cube and might be solid in soups or wherever soy sauce/Worcestershire sauce would go.

[summer flame]

Isn't it basically just weird Molasses?

Use it for Molasses things

[fallow trellis]

damn didnt know flop was out here being the brainfart bicycle

[minor cypress]

Toast, marmite and either butter or jam seems ok on paper

[fallow trellis]

why would you do this to your husband

[placid sail]

@hazy finch this is your time to pop off

[minor cypress]

Nah, its like the consistency of molasses, but super yeasty/salty. Like if you dipped your tongue in straight ramen seasoning packet

Thats the best way i can describe it. I haven't tried it a ton, need to do more testing.

[tidal trellis]

what does that mean?!

[pale ingot]

twink up @tidal trellis

[tidal trellis]

oh come on!

GO AWAY HAM!!!

[hazy finch]

you put it up your nose

[pale ingot]

no

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1373220386639974480/mari-omori-sunny-omori_1.webp

[summer flame]

Tf? Sounds interesting

[minor cypress]

Ok but for real, what the fuck do i do with it

[pale ingot]

twinkle

[placid sail]

you had one bloody job you cunt

[naive bison]

Get this terrorist supporter off my mf YouTube already

[hazy finch]

its good if you wanna add some savoury taste to something but the gold standard is put it on some toast with butter and maybe some cheese

i put it in noodles

[minor cypress]

Yeah, it just tastes like straight umami/savory. Might try adding a bit to ramen or noodles

[summer flame]

What if Hasan got into a car accident at 90 mph into incoming traffic

[minor cypress]

Ok so im not crazy

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/vegemite-sandwich-vegemite-men-at-work-australia-sandwich-gif-24773745

[naive bison]

I think prison is fine

[hazy finch]

its basically at the far end on the savoury spectrum

[hazy finch]

its kinda like soy sauce if you turned it into a paste

[minor cypress]

Finally, something to match me liking black salty liquorice

[eager igloo]

That actually makes a lot of sense

[hazy finch]

ive got a bottle of sweet soy sauce and it almost tastes exactly like vegimite

[pseudo robin]

God I love Vegemite

[placid sail]

soy sauce is soy beans fermenting, vegemite is just a shitton of bacteria fermenting, so sounds like it

no wait it was yeast wasn't it

[minor cypress]

So its a paste form of austrailian dashi

[pseudo robin]

Yes it’s yeast

[eager igloo]

Australian dashi

[naive bison]

What

[eager igloo]

Oil up

[minor cypress]

[placid sail]

do you come from a land down unda

where woman glow and men plunda

[hazy finch]

yeast extract yea

[pseudo robin]

https://tenor.com/view/kisses-kangaroo-outback-australia-viralhog-gif-13819603

[minor cypress]

Oooh what about spicy siracha noodles, then you add some marmite

Austrailian asian fusion food

[pseudo robin]

Real Australian cuisine is a sausage in white bread and a vb

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/twentytoeight-getthatupya-vblongneck-selfie-gif-13269382

[hazy finch]

gotta love those honey dipped beef sausages

[pseudo robin]

Vb longneck at 8 o clock in the farken mornin

Gifs I can hear

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/this-group-chat-be-like-gif-14120114259691084516

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/kangaroo-gif-20730662

[pseudo robin]

I’m personally a Melbourne bitters enjoyer

Great northern is good too

[minor cypress]

Son of a bitch

Siracha + marmite is just a roundabout way of getting the same flavor as gochujang

[pseudo robin]

I get these mfs in my backyard all the time

Down by the dam

[placid sail]

pet

[minor cypress]

Because its spiced peppers + miso

[placid sail]

pet pet pet pet pet pet

[minor cypress]

There are no original ideas, time is a circle, etc.

[eager igloo]

Is kangaroo just a very large rat

[pseudo robin]

Greys aren’t as dangerous as reds but they’ll still fuck you up

[placid sail]

every nice fermented food/sauce like that is some fucker going "oh shit the food got moldy. eh fuck it I'll try it anyway. oh shit! it's tasty!"

so yes everything moldy that does not end up killing you has already being tried

[pseudo robin]

https://tenor.com/view/chud-buddha-chuddha-chud-nothing-ever-happens-gif-5905117637949226818

[eager igloo]

Not moldy busy

Dont eat mold

[pseudo robin]

I want to try garum

[placid sail]

literal mold

asians lived it dangerously

[drifting mantle]

[pseudo robin]

That fermented fish sauce Roman’s used to put on everything

[eager igloo]

Huh

[placid sail]

so next time your food is moldy rat

give it a spin

[hazy finch]

would love to try some garum sometime

[placid sail]

you only live once anyway

[eager igloo]

I do not recommend moldy bread

[placid sail]

free penicilin

or death, one or the other

[hazy finch]

you just dont got the right mold on it

[eager igloo]

Ig

[placid sail]

natto is vile shit

[minor cypress]

Human culinary stuff really is crazy

[placid sail]

supposedly very tasty but my lizard brain says nuh fucking uh

[minor cypress]

"No we need the right kind of mold and it makes booze"

[placid sail]

"ah yes I should eat that"

[hazy finch]

looks like peanut butter

[minor cypress]

Flop brunch

[placid sail]

the very same soy beans fermented by bacteria instead of yeast this time

[naive bison]

She wants it all to herself

Dont fall for it

[minor cypress]

Peppers developing a defense mechanism to not be eaten.

Humans: neat, i will make it stronger because it makes me feel funny and eat them.

[hazy finch]

i like slightly aged cracklings those are so good just leave em out overnight and they just slightly softer but alot tastier

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/handshake-gif-20334450

I fucking love cracklins

[hazy finch]

havent had em in a while but there was a fuckton for dinner one night and i took em all to school and it was a very good lunch snack

[minor cypress]

Peak

[placid sail]

now I'm hungy

[minor cypress]

It is that time of the night/morning

Real hungy hours

[pale ingot]

THIS guy is thinking about GENITALIA

[tepid pebble]

what is that

[eager igloo]

Eating a sandwich rn

[pale ingot]

El pene

[placid sail]

what sandwich

[minor cypress]

Ever had slutty cracklins? Its pretty much cracklins, but they reduce it in red wine/brown sugar sauce and candy them

[hazy finch]

nope never had em

[tepid pebble]

people who like spicy food actually like the endorphin that the body releases to soothe the pain

and yes, its addictive, like morphine

[eager igloo]

Roast chicken, mayo, lettuce, cucumber etc

Bought but I should start making those

[placid sail]

oh you slut

okay I'm going cooking

[hazy finch]

sounded good right up until cucumber

[minor cypress]

Me when i order a 10 spicy from a thai place, but tell them i have a sinus infection and need help breathing

[eager igloo]

[quartz ridge]

Its because ive adapted to be able to eat spicy food thats why

It tastes good

[eager igloo]

Thats not very nice busy

[quartz ridge]

The on my annoyance is if i get it into my eyes

Or smt

[minor cypress]

But did you salt and pepper the cucumber

[tepid pebble]

it tastes pain

[quartz ridge]

Pain tastes good then

Should be on more food

[tepid pebble]

calm down satan

[hazy finch]

my ingestion of zinger kfc burgers has built up my immunity to spicy food i can inhale at least 19 ghost peppers before i start foaming from the mouth which is my best score since 5 years ago when i did 17 at a time

[minor cypress]

My only gripe is spicy food oils staining your hands

[eager igloo]

I didn't make it

[quartz ridge]

Wipe hands with napkin then wash hands

[minor cypress]

Theres no way kfc from the land down under slaps that hard

[hazy finch]

it really does man

[minor cypress]

Unless Australia got the japanese kfc treatment somehow

[hazy finch]

and its cheaper too

lunch kfc meals in america is like 20 bucks correct?

[tepid pebble]

how did your asshole feel the next day

[quartz ridge]

I just go to local paki shops or afghan ones

[quartz ridge]

Someone bubble gif this PLEASE

[hazy finch]

i had that surgically removed 10 years ago

[quartz ridge]

Its fucking gold

[minor cypress]

No clue, its trash here. Havent been to one in years

[hazy finch]

lunch kfc meals here (either a burger or a wrap) plus a can of drink and a medium chips is 10 bucks and 95 cents which is like 6 USD

cheap as fuck and the food is actually filling

[quartz ridge]

Dude i havent seen those prices in a while

If ever tbh

[pseudo robin]

KFC in Singapore was the best I’ve ever had

[placid sail]

buying yourself a sandwich and not one for me is not nice either

[quartz ridge]

Foreign countries dont inject food into their shit because they cant afford it lol

Or inject shit into their food

[minor cypress]

Thats crazy cheap, fast food is expensive af

Still love me raising canes

[hazy finch]

it is basically all other fast food stores except kfc is expensive here

[pseudo robin]

Hjs isn’t too bad

[tepid pebble]

how much a big mac

[pseudo robin]

Maccas is super expensive these days

[hazy finch]

12 bucks i think

or 15

[tepid pebble]

what the fuck

is that fake dollars

[hazy finch]

yea havent bought maccas in a while cause of that

[minor cypress]

Uhhh

[hazy finch]

ive eaten maccas just last week since my brother paid for all of it and got my whole family some maccas for dinner

their food tastes fine for the most part

their chicken nuggets taste weirder than i remember

[eager igloo]

Im not sponsoring you

Stinky

[pseudo robin]

It cost me like $25 the other day for like 2 bacon and egg mcmuffins hash browns and oj

Used to be way cheaper

[hazy finch]

switzerland tweaking

[tepid pebble]

big maxxing

[placid sail]

swiss person can afford however stupidly expensive mcdonalds could be

[tepid pebble]

cant even tell if satire

[frosty depot]

least stupid us resident

[hazy finch]

its a blue checkmark they are basically self aware chatgpts with the way they act on twitter to get pocket change

[minor cypress]

Imo the only worthy mcdonalds items these days are the qp burger and nuggets

[pseudo robin]

https://tenor.com/view/sfm-soldier-tf2-meme-american-gif-24728385

[tepid pebble]

pretending to be retarded to make money ? where do i sign up

[minor cypress]

Maybe if im fucked up, the spicy mcchicken has its place

[placid sail]

one day I'll get to try mcrib

[hazy finch]

QP burger any of the mcflurrys the sausage mcmuffins and mccrispys/mcchickens

[minor cypress]

Dont believe the hype

[hazy finch]

oh and their caramel lattes too i like those

[placid sail]

I don't care if it's good or not, I want to try it

[minor cypress]

Ooh if we're counting breakfast, the mcgriddle goes hard. Beetus as fuck, but goes hard

[placid sail]

mcdonalds breakfast is so sexy

[minor cypress]

The real king of their menu is the hash browns

[placid sail]

but why it has to be in that uninhabited time of the day

[minor cypress]

So slept on, so processed and beetus

[tepid pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/shaq-hot-wings-funny-hot-ones-amazed-gif-13764382

[minor cypress]

In another timeline, you could try the glorious whataburger

[placid sail]

the fuck's whataburger

[minor cypress]

Seriously, ever wanna find a californian or texan, tell them whatsburger or in-n-out is mid

[placid sail]

oh I've heard of in-n-out

man how do you have so many fast food joints

it's amazing

[minor cypress]

Its peak

[tepid pebble]

looks smol

[minor cypress]

Its a big fucking country

[frosty depot]

MEAT

[placid sail]

Russia is even bigger, and the whole fast food market is monopolized by a handful of brands, it's not it

[minor cypress]

Its deceptive, thats a 5 inch bun

[tepid pebble]

the fuck is an inch

[frosty depot]

1.7ish cm

[placid sail]

I wish there was any competition to kfc rostic's here

[tepid pebble]

oh ok, its a very big burger

[placid sail]

driest ass chicken in the universe

and they used to be fine dammit

[tepid pebble]

very big, enormous

12 cm is more than enough

[minor cypress]

Maybe population density? Not sure.

The US in general is highly regional too

[placid sail]

well I guess

anything that is not the few core cities here is basically badlands that is only approaching elictricity and modern age

[minor cypress]

As in whataburger is only in this region

[frosty depot]

welcome back csa

[placid sail]

I'm still thinking of that nashville hot chicken

[minor cypress]

Thats how ive imagined it. Tons of land. But not alot of density

[fallow trellis]

whats the difference between baccarat and blackjack

[placid sail]

why do you keep it to yourself nasty americans

share your chicken secrets immediately

[minor cypress]

Its on my todo list. Every place i've tried it, its way too salty and not spicy enough

[minor cypress]

Pickle juice brine

[placid sail]

what

you marinate the chicken in it or what?

[minor cypress]

Yes. Pickle juice brine. 1 batter pass, but double fry after resting for max crispy

[eager igloo]

Huh

[placid sail]

it'd be funny for you probably

but it's surprisingly difficult to get buttermilk here

[minor cypress]

Really?

[placid sail]

it's been a lot of times when I browsed western recipies and gone

"... the fuck's buttermilk?"

[minor cypress]

You can get away with using whole milk

[placid sail]

apparently there's one branded one selling in shops now, but it'll be some searching

Is peanut oil cheap for you?

also isn't pickle juice salty as fuck as it is, why would you add salt?

[minor cypress]

Yeah its fairly cheap. Canola is fine too. Looks like there's are some diy recipes for buttermilk.

Or something similar using greek yogurt, kefir, or milk+vinegar/lemon juice. Not sure how viable those are

[placid sail]

oh, kefir for days

[minor cypress]

As for adding salt, not sure. Just how it be. Prob tenderizes or something.

[placid sail]

americans be eating whole year worth of sodium in one take and going yum das good

grumble grumble

[minor cypress]

Ahh so buttermilk really is just a murrica/canada thing. Most other places just substitute kefir or similar

[placid sail]

oh god they suggest mixing milk with lemon juice to imitate buttermilk

https://tenor.com/view/diarrhea-has-the-runs-gif-2775232270222157206

[minor cypress]

You make fried chicken in batches for multiple people, not just yourself

Yeah fuck the substitute nonsense, just use kefir

[hazy finch]

❌

[placid sail]

oh of course of course, I'm not just making it all for myself to pig on, naturally

[hazy finch]

exactly

[minor cypress]

In my head, i like to imagine busy making fried chicken while babushka nods disapprovingly and timidly accepts while being pissed about her dirty kitchen

Wondering what murrican abominations hes putting together with kefir

[placid sail]

my babushka wouldn't fry the onion and just dump them raw in the soup so we're way past her paygrade already

[hazy finch]

babushka got a makarov to his head "не слишком много кефирного ублюдка"

[placid sail]

and well we do actually use kefir in some pastry and other dishes, so not that outlandish

it has that sour taste to it which I assume buttermilk has

and naturally thicker than just milk

[minor cypress]

In soup it makes sense at least

[placid sail]

nah dog

fucking no

I will fight you for it

[minor cypress]

Wait, you mean just "i tossed this in and didnt let it simmer"

[placid sail]

I am a victim of unfried onions in the soup and I will die on that hill

one must always give the onions and carrots a quick fry before adding them to soup

[minor cypress]

Yeah thats pretty much buttermilk

[hazy finch]

2 slavs from different commie blocks yelling over to each other to argue whos babushka uses the rawest onions in their soup

[placid sail]

well no, naturally they cook while they're in soup

but the texture is whack, the taste is whack

frying them until they're translucent before adding them in makes it all better

[hazy finch]

i use raw onion in my noodles gives it that slight crunch that i like

[placid sail]

plus while you fry carrots with it as well, the oil extracts more of that color from them

and adds the color to the broth

[placid sail]

[minor cypress]

Agreed, straight raw is meh but not unbearable

[placid sail]

I also finely chop them

[narrow lotus]

chat moving so fast nobody knows i am GAMMAing it

[placid sail]

because she made the chops very rough, and since it was not pre-fried

it's just a long weird ass slimy strand of onion

yuck

[minor cypress]

Oh fuuuuck

[narrow lotus]

busy yapping about food

[minor cypress]

At least chop them semi uniform

[placid sail]

needless to mention the boomer russians still fucking instist on washing the meat in the sink before cooking it

like the fucking animals they are

[hazy finch]

meat grow from meaty plants must wash

[minor cypress]

Jarvis, find me the photo of monster next to pizza with ketchup on top

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-paulie-gualtieri-walnuts-ok-hands-up-gif-16730865

[minor cypress]

Oh black peeps do that here too apparently

Food mistrust is a bitch. People be washing chicken

[hazy finch]

if a company were to ever do this shit to me i would bomb the shit out of them tbh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvX3tGBccTc

[placid sail]

that could be a fun new way to befuddle some boomer slav

"oh you wash meats too? black people do that"

[placid sail]

visible confusion and casual slavic racism surfacing

[narrow lotus]

@river zealot

See this is why the internet was a mistake

[placid sail]

could I perchance bother you with giving me the link to the full recipe if there's one?

[hazy finch]

secret mafia 3 ending

[drifting mantle]

A worthy sacrifice

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/mad-max-fury-road-mad-max-fury-road-gif-mad-max-road-rage-powerful-gif-23410772

[hazy finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1318880221751021609/squidwardwhen-ezgif.com-speed.gif

[minor cypress]

https://www.foodandwine.com/recipes/pickle-brined-fried-chicken

Only thing id personally tweak is add cayenne to the dredge

[minor cypress]

This stunlocks the slav

[minor cypress]

Weebs and its consequences for humanity. Im so sorry japan, we'll unsend the nukes just contain this shit

[hazy finch]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_bomb
we'll send them a different bomb this time

[minor cypress]

God i miss the era of warfare just being goofy as fuck ideas thrown at the wall

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bat_bomb#:~:text=Bat bombs were an experimental,small%2C timed incendiary bomb attached.

[hazy finch]

the consequences on not having meth chocolate to snack on while at work or snorting cocaine off a hookers ass has been a disaster for the human race

[placid sail]

this is fucked up

free my boys

[eager igloo]

I think I need to break into your house

[minor cypress]

That looks so good

[placid sail]

we must consume Ted

he grew fat enough from all those lavish meals

BRING ME A NICE CRISPY PIECE OF MEAT!

[rocky geode]

that looks so good

[minor cypress]

We just grilled burgers for memorial day last night

Hell yeah

That tracks, more reason to get beer and spectate the grill

[rocky geode]

well theyre where they belong

theyre women theyre always planning something

[placid sail]

do you people have that thing too when there's one guy operating the grill and twenty fucking bozos crowding it and going "you should turn it more, you should turn it less, needs more heat, needs less heat" until said operator is chasing them away with a hot metal rod

[minor cypress]

We did burgers, grilled corn, baked beans, potato salad, and actual salad

[minor cypress]

I think thats universal. Usually some older dude that acts like that.

[placid sail]

amazing

[pale ingot]

True

[minor cypress]

cultural grill unity

[arctic pawn]

smash or pass

[rocky geode]

hey, reapect te apron

[arctic pawn]

[minor cypress]

6 drinks in, smash until i sober up and realize the mistake

[arctic pawn]

well, she kinda looks like a necromancer

like someone that would give you a very sus quest

[rocky geode]

she down for some FREAKY shit

lich queen will go hard in the sheets

[minor cypress]

Idk if that passes the bbq vibe check

[wraith osprey]

behead and display on my stagecoach

[rocky geode]

im still in

[wraith osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/darkest-dungeon-2-plague-doctor-gif-17039049723035418488

[minor cypress]

Do you guys also have the random vegan apologist that tries to convince everyone grilled watermelon is basically steak or nah

[rocky geode]

no we kill him

the eat him

[arctic pawn]

if she asked you to return her dead husband's body and the reward of this quest is having sex with her would you:

1. Report to the police
2. Bring back the corpse

[rocky geode]

2 100%

[minor cypress]

Same goes for celiacs, but thankfully ours know to not be pushy and bring their own stuff

[placid sail]

vegans are rare and usually are fully aware they're the white crow and nobody's catering for their bizarre for the normies' tastes, but thankfully for them, it's usually normal to have plenty of vegetables cooked along with the mountain of meat

[arctic pawn]

thats racist, dont talk like that about white people smh

[placid sail]

grilled watermellon remark would give you an amused but mostly disinterested reaction while the gang is devouring a cow's worth of meat

[minor cypress]

I give him the pass

https://tenor.com/view/biden-blast-joe-biden-biden-blast-gif-6547929686164862695

[minor cypress]

Watermelon with a bit of salt on it goes hard

[arctic pawn]

watermellon and salt??

well... ive seen people eating worse things...

like unmatured green mango with salt

or a whole tomato

[placid sail]

I'll be honest while it sounds interesting, by the time I'm around a watermelon, there's probably won't be either enough of it left or enough space in me left to get creative like that

[arctic pawn]

with salt

[placid sail]

my fellows sometimes call me black

not just because I look middle eastern and that's exotic enough for slavs but because my love for fried chicken and watermelon apparently matches the stereotype

[arctic pawn]

this is probably the most hilarious slur in english ive heard in my life

[placid sail]

fucking true and real

[minor cypress]

If you get a chance, its delicious. Same idea as adding a bit of salt to tomato slices, makes it jucier tasting

[arctic pawn]

facts my brotha

[placid sail]

I'll give it a try

[arctic pawn]

i love watermellon and fried chicken

i love specially crusty fried chicken

[minor cypress]

Theres also mayo monkey and 1000 others if you're creative enough

[arctic pawn]

mayo monkey what the fuck

[placid sail]

the only issue with watermelon is that it turns you into a piss machine afterwards

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-invincible-look-what-they-need-to-mimic-a-fraction-of-our-power-gif-25672186

[placid sail]

otherwise god tier snack

[minor cypress]

I'll leave it at that.

[placid sail]

[arctic pawn]

[minor cypress]

Watermelon lemonade is great too

[arctic pawn]

so goomba is a slur and not a super mario characher?

that's crazy

[minor cypress]

That new to me, gonna have to ask falco to verify that

[fallow trellis]

goombing

[arctic pawn]

its on wikipedia

[minor cypress]

Gooma

[fallow trellis]

stop goombing

[arctic pawn]

along with the c word

[fallow trellis]

castle

[minor cypress]

The austrailians have the pass

Maybe the brits

[arctic pawn]

for real

[minor cypress]

For the longest time, i thought mangos were supposed to have a juicy black pepper flavor to it

We're talking years here

[arctic pawn]

that's crazy

[minor cypress]

Turns out i've been allergic the whole time and still like them

[arctic pawn]

oh shit

[placid sail]

- damn this one mango is spicier than usual
- ????????????????

[minor cypress]

100%

[arctic pawn]

nice, the more he eats

the spicier it gets

[naive bison]

Just heard someone describe being fat as an immutable characteristic

[arctic pawn]

until something concerning happens

lmao

[placid sail]

"I like the mango for that funky swollen face feel it gives me"

[minor cypress]

I still taste the mango flavor, it just always has a hint of black pepper. I don't break out or anything

[arctic pawn]

fat in spirit

[minor cypress]

Kinda like how cilantro tastes like soap to some people

[arctic pawn]

you can be thin and work out but sometimes you will still be fat in personality

fat personality

how did i said something so foul like this

[minor cypress]

Itd called "being big"

Hear bag of chips open? "WHOS BEING BIG?"

etc

[arctic pawn]

lmao

[drifting mantle]

Pass into the hell hole it came from

[eager igloo]

It does to my wife

Kms

[arctic pawn]

bro is greedy

he wants more necromantic goth mommies than just one

[naive bison]

You're married?

[drifting mantle]

*Picky

[arctic pawn]

[minor cypress]

Its ok, i've had to work hard to convince mine that cheeses don't just taste like "cheese" and have different flavors.

[minor cypress]

So much wasted chances for baked ziti

[minor cypress]

Pretty much me, but no swelling or anything

[deep topaz]

Once a fat guy always a fat guy in spirit

[pale ingot]

definitely would

god knows

[naive bison]

A four hour podcast with Sam Hyde dropped

[arctic pawn]

[pseudo robin]

I’d rather shit in my hands and clap

[arctic pawn]

foul hours

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-think-meme-jgmm-cat-think-meme-ragebait-gif-14788872422707786751

[hazy finch]

another youtube porn ad on phone it was for a chatgpt sex talk app and it had a picture of scp1471 on it

[naive bison]

Why

[arctic pawn]

foul hours of sam hyde

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/rabbit-ok-and-meme-gif-22667529

[naive bison]

I've seen so many

[frail scaffold]

did it at least have big boobs

[naive bison]

They evolved from anime girls with fat tits to furries that look like kids

[pale ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1285956046380335187.gif

[naive bison]

I am being radicalised against technology and giving smartphones to your kids

[pale ingot]

just watch porn bro whats the point of using ai chatbots for it

[naive bison]

Neolithic tech tree until you are 21

[frail scaffold]

real

[naive bison]

[frail scaffold]

i always said the same shit about sex mods

so much more effort for a goon

[pseudo robin]

[pale ingot]

also whats up with people having porn pfps unironically

[frail scaffold]

idk

[minor cypress]

Illness

[naive bison]

My VPN gave me those wild ass ads for a bit

[hazy finch]

no it was just the skull and it looked like it was AI generated too

[frail scaffold]

ofc it was

it was a gpt sex bot ad

[pale ingot]

is that your one identifying factor bro is that like all you give a fuck to the point that anytime you post something on that account you get to see some tits