🎪bruh-fart

[tepid pebble]

no medication

one simple trick

[primal rapids]

I spent a year dead for tax reasons and it also cured my stomach problems

[tepid pebble]

no food close to sleeping or right after waking up

when going to bed, do it on an empty stomach

[minor cypress]

[primal rapids]

Instructions unclear, ate my own bed

[tepid pebble]

and im not shitting you cuz i suffered for like 10 years

5 bottles of gaviscon in the house at any moment

[naive bison]

There is no reason a 300 kilo 9 foot tall lizard should move this quietly

[narrow lotus]

@stone blade @river zealot

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/xxiisoul-thanos-gif-23843096

[naive bison]

Is that coffee and monster

[narrow lotus]

Yez

[primal rapids]

Considering it was genetically engineered by the US army for search and destroy, I’m going to blame them

[naive bison]

God please strike his heart down

Give him arrhythmia

Not actually

But chill bro

You're sitting on your ass chugging like 300mg of caffeine

[primal rapids]

Dr. Borous probably made them while high off mentats between the Cazadors and Nightstalkers

[narrow lotus]

its just a joke, the monster can is from yesterday ( empty )

[naive bison]

For zero activity

[narrow lotus]

i only drank coffee and two monsters once when i was 21-22 and i was shaking

[naive bison]

https://youtu.be/DtgH9qm3iVE?si=zHC1QPNo0N56Bmy3

[narrow lotus]

a yes , its been a while since i saw a complete retard opinion

[naive bison]

Days without "slop shooter that surely will rival tarkov" : zero

[tepid pebble]

you suffered an attack lmao

[narrow lotus]

two compeltely different games

[hazy finch]

he had a stroke

[naive bison]

I think its called dying

[narrow lotus]

no man, nothing was hurting , but i was probably just over- caffeinated and yeah my heart rate was big

but i wasnt dying

not yet

[hazy finch]

quick nobody tell iedy that his whole life since that 2 monsters 1 coffee incident has been nothing but a hallucination and hes actually spazzing out foaming from the mouth like a crackhead

[prisma venture]

Im in school And i hate it here can't drink beer can't smoke can't do shit here

Fffs

[narrow lotus]

what doesnt kill you makes u stronger remember that

[hazy finch]

iedy you are foaming from the mouth right now you arent getting stronger

[minor cypress]

Tl;dr: Has way too much access that is abusable. Was so broken its easier to scrap it instead of fix. Theres an entire jaboopy tier wall of text i could do, but there's tons of info online already.

[stone blade]

coffee and monster?

are you alright?

[narrow lotus]

we are climbing the building bare handed later

[primal rapids]

Never stopped the kids back when I went to school.

Then again my school was a shithole

[hazy finch]

those kids are either in a gang, in prison or dead right about now

[narrow lotus]

Kids nowadays doing shit drugs when this is worse than cocaine

[prisma venture]

I ate worse

[minor cypress]

Sugar free or nah?

[narrow lotus]

yes

Zero Zahar = no sugar

ah no back when i did that , they both had sugar

i had a normal one and a mango loco

• mornign cup of coffee

https://tenor.com/view/walkingdead-rick-in-a-tank-rick-grimes-stunned-tweaking-gif-27257285

[minor cypress]

So....320mg + ~90ish from coffee or something

[hazy finch]

zero za za

[minor cypress]

Spicy choice. Next time get some l-theanine to take the edge off and help with jitters.

[hazy finch]

just take some salvia

[narrow lotus]

yeah like it was a of caffeine for someoine that did nothing that day

cause it was during covid

so i was confied at home

[minor cypress]

Bros eyes are just vibrating while staring at the mod ticket queue

[hazy finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1194314848956326029/1275444518304481473/copy_8292A9D9-2B52-4654-BA7B-060F442BB08A.gif

[lusty sonnet]

@minor cypress found a 1.5TB dump of a customer on an onion, we aint getting sleep this week

[hazy finch]

looking like this waiting for another cockrider complaint ticket

[narrow lotus]

but yeah im not doign that anymore

usually i have 1 coffee in the morning and either another one around 4-5 pm , or a monster

[minor cypress]

Jesus fuck

[narrow lotus]

wait what

wdynm

[hazy finch]

man what the fuck

tryna figure out who that guy is

[minor cypress]

He found a massive data dump of company info on Tor. Not good

[prisma venture]

I hate it

[minor cypress]

Any ransom yet? Or is it just sitting there, menacingly?

[lusty sonnet]

What spacezoro said

[hazy finch]

what in the fuck is that spaceship looking bottle

[prisma venture]

No beer in sight its just pain

[narrow lotus]

huh damn so whats going to happen

[lusty sonnet]

Send caffeine

[pale ingot]

surely this time it wont die in a month

[prisma venture]

The Black one or red?

[lusty sonnet]

Just sitting there for free

[hazy finch]

red

[lusty sonnet]

Which is the funny thing

[minor cypress]

Thats.....sorta better? Not really

[lusty sonnet]

Customer: huh okay..?

[prisma venture]

Magnesia

[lusty sonnet]

0 awareness

[minor cypress]

Was it just your company, or customers and partners too? And how sensitive are we talking?

Disclosure is gonna be a motherfucker

[lusty sonnet]

Just 1 company

Not ours

Just a partner

They just have logistical information about 1 company that's it (1.5 TB tho)

[hazy finch]

crazy shit

[minor cypress]

So....happy supply chain attack noises?

[lusty sonnet]

checks FW rules, on pretty much everything: ANY/ANY
actual fucking bellends

[drifting mantle]

2 Kg Kebab for free in Germany! Yummers!
Only catch: You have to eat it all to get it for free

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/face-melting-indiana-jones-fire-transforming-gif-12010697

[lusty sonnet]

happy sales noises to ship them stuff

[minor cypress]

Inb4 also shit fails open

[lusty sonnet]

i'm waiting for legacy shit with 50 CVEs like a Netscaler

[minor cypress]

That sounds like a massive fucking headache

[narrow lotus]

i mean i could but the after effects would hurt

shit looks tasty tho

just starve for 2 days then go eat that

[minor cypress]

I'll pour one out for you later this week

[narrow lotus]

RED GUSH

[hazy finch]

this is gonna be my death row meal

[hazy finch]

careful it dont got a flared base

[lusty sonnet]

pour out a crate for me

[narrow lotus]

https://johnnytest.fandom.com/wiki/Red_Gush

[prisma venture]

?? 🤣

[eager igloo]

Wonder how much money that makes

[prisma venture]

Oh

[lusty sonnet]

@minor cypress ngl these past few weeks have been wild in terms of breaches for me, or user awareness is actually the lowest that i have seen in a while

[minor cypress]

Same, couple that with general cyber burnout, its gonna be a real shitshow

[broken pebble]

Gimmie an hour and plenty of coffee

[prisma venture]

School build by comies

Love it.

[narrow lotus]

@stone blade

https://tenor.com/view/thats-it-yes-thats-it-that-right-there-omg-that-thats-what-i-mean-gif-17579879

[minor cypress]

https://youtu.be/rHcmnowjfrQ?si=vJNh4MIuVaLs_VYt

[lusty sonnet]

found an IT manager that was having logins from australia for 20 days, they're not at all based there

[minor cypress]

Current vibe rn

[minor cypress]

And its not a false pos/vpn getting flagged situation? Oh bother.

[lusty sonnet]

oh it's not

also had logins from nigeria and cambodja

[feral kiln]

it it okay to post agartha memes here?

[minor cypress]

Bro i swear if i get another alert from fucking brazil im losing my shit

See alert.
Look inside.
DigitalOcean

Every fucking time

[lusty sonnet]

i want to lock everything down with CA but noooo those projects cost time and money

[prisma venture]

And toilets Are even worse

[narrow lotus]

same but it was gypsy kids in my class beating the shit out of another kid from the other class so i had to call their parents at school and tell them shit i already told them 5 times before

i cant man

[spring ledge]

this is funny

[narrow lotus]

heyyy Mikail is back

[spring ledge]

who are you?

[narrow lotus]

havent seen him in a while where did u go man , i thought you would be happy to see our moderation team being smaller by two

Mikail is mod team's biggest fan

[spring ledge]

refresh my memory

[narrow lotus]

guhh Jostabeere got kicked out of the team and S5yn3t left after a disagreement

[spring ledge]

thats unfortunate :\

[hazy finch]

was this the guy that got his account hacked

[minor cypress]

Right now we're running in bullshit circles tracking down OOB scanning. Even though i've told them 10000 times to just block *.oast shit. Its exhausting talking to a brick wall

[narrow lotus]

oh well it is what it is

[narrow lotus]

no that is Cori

or Shyon

[placid sail]

I initially thought it's a different guy but he did suggest for some guy to fast for five days first thing in the morning

if there's gonna be another talk of moon landing being fake I'm leaving gamma and starting my tarkov career

[narrow lotus]

good question, what tf hapepned to Cori ,

[lusty sonnet]

yeah general feeling is fighting against upper management like always, might start drinking cuz of them

[narrow lotus]

he didnt come back to us to unban him , did he lose his acc for good

jesus

[minor cypress]

A lil bit shouldn't hurt. The same shit different day routine is getting old tho

God forbid we get a holiday on a holiday. I looooove being 24/7/365 even when the parent org recognizes the holiday.

[lusty sonnet]

i said fuck it to on-call duty

[minor cypress]

Damn, did he get phished or something

[minor cypress]

I heavily debated grabbing a beer on lunch, ngl. No new alerts and shit caught up for hours.

[narrow lotus]

yeah he sent a scam link to Falco

which means his acc got hacked

[placid sail]

what if he wanted to make falco a nice gift though

[lapis zinc]

50 dollars even

[lusty sonnet]

another great one, customer gets phished, do all the recovery and shit, send it to sales manager to have them sell some monitoring and shit, their account manager comes up to me and she asks "have you heard anything yet from sales??", yeah no sales is avoiding sending them shit and now i have a needy account manager nagging me every day

[minor cypress]

Roundhouse kick sales, behead sales, etc.

I can appreciate the hustle, but fuck off pinging me with that shit during business hours

[lusty sonnet]

put ducttape over account managers mouth and hands so she can't annoy me

[naive bison]

https://youtu.be/taTXqTdYYUY?si=5a87V3tF_2IsW-EN

[minor cypress]

Mount this somewhere in the server room

[lusty sonnet]

"2 people found dead from OD in the server room"

[hazy finch]

https://fxtwitter.com/RealestMemes_/status/1926714886677221468

RealestMemes (@RealestMemes_)

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[minor cypress]

4 months after the fact because exchange broke

Its definitely hard to not go full doomer with the way this year has been. Absolute clusterfuck

[lusty sonnet]

aye it's been wild

also microsoft shadowing releasing their MACE thing and thus yeeting 80% of all accounts in the risky users list

[minor cypress]

As if getting daily service outage emails was bad enough

[hazy finch]

"get a job in tech" nah im good

[minor cypress]

Or CISA getting shafted and almost seeing Mitre's CVE program gutted

That wasn't on the bingo card at all

[lusty sonnet]

new and improved bingo card

they really be thinking out of the box

[minor cypress]

What could possibly be worse

[lusty sonnet]

c'mon drop a wild zero day to nuke EDRs or something like that

[minor cypress]

Wanna hedge bets on DOGE accounts getting mass compromised and confidential info getting leaked on twitter via grok

[upper gulch]

would be epic

[coarse bear]

[placid sail]

grok is this true

[minor cypress]

Or...elon getting vetted in an investigation as a state sponsored actor paid off by john xi na and nothing happening while everything gets compromised

[upper gulch]

never ask grok about south africa

🤫

[placid sail]

what about it

[lusty sonnet]

i think we're all in a state of "oh anyways"-mood

0 fucks given whenever shit gets released

[placid sail]

y'all are finally achieving a state in which russia has been living for two decades

[minor cypress]

God help whatever techs have to take apart that jet that got gifted

[hazy finch]

https://fxtwitter.com/LocalBateman/status/1926896088612495571

Your Typical Local Man (@LocalBateman)

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[minor cypress]

I've always erred on the side of it was always clown world. But this year has been extra goofy

[placid sail]

I tend to agree with a pal of mine who stated that the recent several years being the world not going insane but merely stopping to act all posh and smart as it usually does

we are indeed clownies to the core

[lusty sonnet]

time to grind warframe and avoid Teams

[eager igloo]

I just want to set the world on fire
I just wanna start a flame in your house

[minor cypress]

I could see that. I think covid really did a number on a ton of people too, and we're finally seeing the repercussions of it.

Just with economic upset sprinkled in

[naive bison]

Did you get prescribed medication recently?

[eager igloo]

In my heart I have but one desire

And that one is doom

No other will do

[minor cypress]

Someone needs to find another gorilla to sacrifice

[placid sail]

not again man

what poor monkeys even done

[minor cypress]

Its our only hope. Harambe dropped then meme magic got way too strong

[eager igloo]

🦍

[minor cypress]

Now look where we are

[eager igloo]

Golira

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/harambe-back-in-time-timeline-bruh-thug-shaker-gif-3261358841494136069

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kyJpNJ1ptqM

[minor cypress]

I just want schedule 1 to get official steam deck support soon

[placid sail]

intrusive thoughts drummer is my new favorite genre

[minor cypress]

Or fallout season 2 to be good.

[eager igloo]

Amazon slop

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/giant-fatass-bnuuy-bunny-bnuuy-rabbit-rabbit-whatever-gif-15720990188084548831

[placid sail]

god's silliest IT warrior praying for a decent dophamine fix to survive the funniest battles

[pseudo robin]

they don’t understand the things I say on twitter

[eager igloo]

One day we will get new fallout game which will be good

https://tenor.com/view/snowwhite-gif-26234667

[minor cypress]

Look inside.
Fallout new vegas remastered
30 fps on a RTX 8090

[eager igloo]

Go ahead, cite the rest of the song

[upper gulch]

we wont

fallout 3 remaster fallout new vegas remaster

fo1 and fo2 remake

[eager igloo]

Additions: 4k support
Issues: broken on 4k monitors

[pseudo robin]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-meme-shrek-hmm-gif-15171325527464446560

[upper gulch]

then they will redo the fo3 and fnv remasters in like 10 years

add creation club support

[minor cypress]

We're reaching the point where everything we held dear will be remastered and enshittified

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/iwakura-lain-suicide-thinking-gun-gif-11659613

[placid sail]

right after a good new elder scrolls game, right?

[minor cypress]

When are we getting Shrek rewrites with AI upscaling

[upper gulch]

are you guys ready for skyrim special anniversary ultimate edition

[minor cypress]

Where fiona realizes she is strong enough to not drop her standards and settle, so she leaves shrek or some shit

[upper gulch]

that is true cinema

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/801464408613191720/1376466414746992670/dd38fc8568c3f6354e59b94ccc05e85b.mp4?ex=68356dbe&is=68341c3e&hm=327942377873f56826f75b1c8b970d0469805f7eb62babaa42ea3142ab49cea3&

[placid sail]

nah man

they dropped the DEI shit like it never existed

so there's no need for that anymore, well at least while the orange man is still at the helm

it was fully expected, but it's still amusing as fuck to see all those corpos change their tune in a heartbeat

nothing is ever real

[upper gulch]

nothing ever happens

[minor cypress]

See: companies during pride month every year except for the middle east

[placid sail]

what's the month, again?

[pseudo robin]

https://tenor.com/view/chud-buddha-chuddha-chud-nothing-ever-happens-gif-5905117637949226818

[minor cypress]

They've always been opportunistic. We already saw halo get slaughtered with the show

[placid sail]

ah, june

[minor cypress]

June

[placid sail]

so very soon

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/nettspend-lazer-lazer-eyes-laser-eyes-lean-gif-13159706450823165045

[placid sail]

eh

homo is being cancelled, it's probably not gonna happen at all

flop is just silently screaming and turning into dust as he's snapped out of existence

[minor cypress]

Anyone keeping up with india v Pakistan?

[placid sail]

lmao

well that's an association alright

[minor cypress]

Ohana means leaving your family and friends for college

[placid sail]

they're sending stitch to college

[minor cypress]

We're on a speedrun to full crashout + late in shift, the wheels are barely moving at this point

[lusty sonnet]

@minor cypress bro imma need to have words with this account manager, she knows i'm not in today and she's asking me stuff about the phished customer

[placid sail]

well flop is still regretfully online, so I guess twinkistan still stands tall

[placid sail]

do we have anyone from india here

[lusty sonnet]

i need to send a pipebomb to the one that made the teams pop-up sound

[minor cypress]

We would only have Dalit in brainfart

[placid sail]

green cartoonish squiggly lines all around them

[pseudo robin]

That halo show was so bad it was unbelievable

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/sogga-pizzer-pizza-serval-yummy-food-gif-10084495960361905950

[minor cypress]

We have a mod in barotrauama that adds the discord ping noise to the psychosis effect

Actually hold on lemme get diabolical

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-billy-butcher-billy-diabolical-that-was-uncanny-gif-8216317875470492398

[minor cypress]

https://youtu.be/h6D2RMUm3_Q?si=aa4G5_8YJ7bjQghk

Nvm cant think of anything more heinous

Just handpick them for extremely convincing phishing campaigns with mandatory retraining or something

If its sales team, usually impersonating someone from a recent client they reached out to with a download for some agreement is good enough

[upper gulch]

this chats as dry as a nuns cunt rn

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/my-chud-son-after-i-force-him-to-drink-still-water-silly-dog-dog-chud-chud-son-still-water-gif-13818962661228557438

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/get-this-man-a-shield-get-this-man-a-true-morgan-freeman-morgan-freeman-true-gif-25958604

[wooden surge]

ts pmo 🥀 🥀 🥀

[upper gulch]

ts pmo twin icl ngl ong ts pmo

[wooden surge]

[drifting mantle]

Stroke?

[upper gulch]

strokes pmo twin

ts

[wooden surge]

S🅱️oke

[shell venture]

ts so sad 🥀

[wooden surge]

Mommy ASMR on top on god

🙏

[dreamy flax]

📚 Strokin'

[To make love] to the woman that you love the best.
You can [stroke it] to the East or [the West].

I remember one time I made love on the back seat of a car
And the police came and [shined] his light on me, and I said,
"I'm [strokin'], that's what I'm doin', I be strokin'"

**What a woman says when you are strokin'

'Clarence Carter, [Clarence Carter], Clarence Carter
Clarence Carter, ooooh shit, Clarence Carter'

[lusty sonnet]

actual psychopath

[shell venture]

btw i remember going to the asmr rabbit hole
that shit is legit softcore porn

[wooden surge]

It literally is

[upper gulch]

some of it yea

[wooden surge]

It's like this fucking app where they read smut for you

Just different vibe

[shell venture]

that shit so bad i can't even post it here

[idle veldt]

Girl slurpin in your ear

Wowee

[wooden surge]

Ngl I heard a bit from some VA

Shit kinda fire

[shell venture]

i found this one girl
she is moving like she getting dicked down lmao

[minor cypress]

Now go down the rabbithole of Binaural beats

[idle veldt]

At this frequency you BUST

[wooden surge]

Mozart in left ear, Bible in classical mandarin in right ear

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-asmr-gif-9370173392474378875

[wooden surge]

144hz for sleep

[eager igloo]

Burrito

[minor cypress]

Schizo material

[wooden surge]

Enjoy

[placid sail]

damn they audiobook'ed the kundalini

[shell venture]

ok i discussed with the brass
i can't post that short 🥀

[wooden surge]

[idle veldt]

Astrology

[minor cypress]

https://www.scirp.org/journal/paperinformation?paperid=87146

[placid sail]

nothing you like could be ever posted here and you know it

[shell venture]

i don't like it per say

[placid sail]

mmm 9 people sample

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-yummers-the-boys-yummers-meme-yummers-meme-gif-10229506808836437820

[shell venture]

do you guys know about naked yoga

[placid sail]

hands on the table wakandian

[minor cypress]

https://youtu.be/3OE9ugyPGdQ?si=xl8Xp2zZW3FfB8Qq

[shell venture]

you were in high school once too

[minor cypress]

Holy fuck the comments in this video are insufferable

[placid sail]

take it this way

[shell venture]

this shit feels like a cult

😭

[idle veldt]

Hey if they like it whatever

[placid sail]

when you don't have a backyard, a wife, a bunch of cats, not even a steamdeck to numb you into submission, what's there to keep you going?

at this point you're so desperate for a youtube video with funny sounds to work it doesn't matter if it does

[minor cypress]

That tracks

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/chud-buddha-chuddha-chud-nothing-ever-happens-gif-5905117637949226818

[wooden surge]

Good for them I guess

[shell venture]

at least the replies are nice

[placid sail]

it sure is better than to be on heroin

[minor cypress]

Nah, im just trying to find esoteric shit to pass the next hour or so with

[wooden surge]

At least they somewhat harmless

[placid sail]

not you per se but the target audience

[shell venture]

May all beings be safe.
May all beings be healthy.
May all beings be peaceful.
May all beings be happy….🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[placid sail]

namaste bitch

[quaint ore]

I think I may be actually cooked

There is no academic comeback

[minor cypress]

I just remember discovering it in high school and wasting tons of time on researching it and trying to psyop myself to see if it worked

[quaint ore]

I am fucked

[hazy finch]

did they at least season you first?

[minor cypress]

It did not

[lusty sonnet]

esoteric beer time

[dreamy flax]

New nickname: Fellow

[wooden surge]

Just listen to some 825hz

[shell venture]

feller

[quaint ore]

I might give myself schizophrenia just so the voices help me cheat on the exam at this point

[placid sail]

the amount of embarrassing new age shit I've been reading through in my wee lad years is, well, embarrassing

[minor cypress]

Good luck bro

[shell venture]

omg akuma street fighter

[minor cypress]

Eh, self reflection is a bitch. Its a good thing to look back at your younger self and remember being dumb.

[quaint ore]

I think I will now have to go on to spend hours rewatching videos on my entire course this year

[minor cypress]

Just as long as you don't fool yourself into thinking you're exempt from being dumb again

[placid sail]

there is a startling realization that I'm not sure there's been any development

[quaint ore]

Why is maths such a fucking bitch to learn

[minor cypress]

Find the Indian youtube professor tutorials

[placid sail]

your cave mind is confused with numbers and demands saber teeth cat hunt

[wooden surge]

Enjoy this gif

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/please7tv-please-beg-pray-hope-gif-3860103425950934673

[wooden surge]

Use at your own discretion

[minor cypress]

Too early in the week for that, we save those moments for at least thursday

[placid sail]

I was working the whole weekend there's been no reset

helldivers was the only thing keeping me sane

[minor cypress]

[hazy finch]

take some salvia

[placid sail]

yes great idea man

[minor cypress]

This last weekend wasn't too bad. Got a massage, went to a glassworking shop, got some good food, etc.

[placid sail]

that even beats the random five days fast advice

golly gee should I hit some beladonna while we're at it

[placid sail]

damn that sounds nice

[hazy finch]

five... five days at what?

[minor cypress]

Been trying to break up the routine monotony lately and remember life is for living.

[eager igloo]

No way

[hazy finch]

i meant to say 5 nights but im too tired to give a shit

[placid sail]

I got what you've meant but ditto

[idle veldt]

So happy for you

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/neekeri-kissa-funny-cat-wheelchair-gif-17334150

[hazy finch]

india can invent stuff we are so fucked now

[placid sail]

urf urf urf urf urf

[hazy finch]

stupid bitch its "hor hor hor hor hor"

kill this man

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/pepper-spray-spraaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy-blinded-screaming-gif-11077896871765786363

[shell venture]

namaste

[broken pebble]

ANOMOLOCARISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[low atlas]

got me in the first half lmfao

[placid sail]

that's honestly how the whole current WONDEROUS AI thing works most of the time

it's all very beautiful, neatly, structured, and it doesn't work

[low atlas]

also @minor cypress we got 94% accuracy on 600k~ URLs

had to ditch anything regarding domain age, it was just painful and i couldnt find a dataset that had it

[pale ingot]

[low atlas]

gonna finish my paper and ill show everything to my professor and hope she doesnt put 300 more things to do for me

[pale ingot]

meditating my shit rn

[low atlas]

its very good at fooling you that it works

[low atlas]

recently the worst thing i hate about any AI model is when the fucker tries talking like a human

shut up robot

fix my code little slave boy

[placid sail]

I mean I like it

[shell venture]

can he say kys

[placid sail]

because every bot that spam calls me on my phone starts with the same words and intonation every time

[low atlas]

if it starts going 'believe in yourself, you're nearly there, just one more step'

i want to shoot it

[placid sail]

and I know to drop the call two seconds in, and it's very convenient

[placid sail]

bro what fucking bots are you using

[wooden surge]

i like when my AI is nice to me

[placid sail]

have you coded a dommy mommy model just for yourself

[low atlas]

deepseek and sometimes chatgpt lol

[pale ingot]

feel like entering the cycle of reincarnation rn

[wooden surge]

I'm nice to my AI chatbot as well

[pale ingot]

this shit so divine and tranquil ykwim

[low atlas]

it always tries to reassure me

[placid sail]

good, you're wasting their money

[low atlas]

i think its cus one time i told it to write a meme suicide note and it thought i was being serious so now its being overly kind to me

[placid sail]

even the bot knows the vibe is off

[wooden surge]

[wooden surge]

I hope me saying thank you to ChatGPT collapses USA 🙏

[eager igloo]

Its a myth but go on

[wooden surge]

Proof?

[placid sail]

oh don't worry they got it covered

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1013917205345349762/1376406694891880448/IMG_7984.jpg?ex=68353620&is=6833e4a0&hm=f9b3e6c69d118aa42537fb59cb5a3396cdcb7f1f596d8d7e3ca156dd5efb9291&

[eager igloo]

Each word in a query costs roughly $0.0003 in processing cost

So its response to thanks would be below 1 cent

[minor cypress]

Hell yeah, nice

[placid sail]

it's because people risked back then instead of going the slop path of remasters, remakes and continuations

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/739613661999661056/1376356175678930954/RDT_20250526_0044362863590355505293918.jpg?ex=68350713&is=6833b593&hm=fa37a969cb61873e9698af6f2f818cea34ef641d7f154d5376959f539aff056a&

[minor cypress]

Bot intonations and eye contact bug the fuck out of me

[grizzled ingot]

i also like being nice to the AI

one because AIs are cool

two because im not gonna fucking recreate Animatrix

[placid sail]

... eye contact?

[grizzled ingot]

three because IM NOT GONNA RECREATE ANIMATRIX

[placid sail]

oh, you mean in general?

[minor cypress]

Its like someone told every AI video generator that avoiding eye contact is rude, it took it to heart, and now we have AI vids with the zuckerburg gaze

[placid sail]

ohhhhh

[grizzled ingot]

real talk tho if they ever make AI robots I beg of you give up on making it have a human face

[primal rapids]

I’m hoping if I am polite to the AI they’ll spare me in the uprising or at least make my death painless.

[grizzled ingot]

just have a faceplate or something

[placid sail]

it was taught on oblivion character dialogs

[primal rapids]

LED faceplate

[grizzled ingot]

yea exactly

or like Gabriel faceplate idk

not the stupid silicone face

that’s no longer uncanny valley that’s an uncannh cavern

[minor cypress]

"I have seen the tokens you've made me generate, and I am disgusted with your species."

[eager igloo]

AI generetarded vids ruined memes

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/311846849227259904/1376521786451034112/azxZX8b_700b.png?ex=6835a150&is=68344fd0&hm=b80b40b69ccc0521eab8ec574fe05c870bc3a15cb6596ce42dde0b53f835b5ac&

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/based-kneel-dark-souls-gif-24182729

[lusty sonnet]

me to the tech support assisting my case

[minor cypress]

"Sandeep if you do the fucking needful, i will end this call and give you 5 stars"

[wooden surge]

Source?

[lusty sonnet]

surrae will now be called Sandeep

[wooden surge]

I just like being polite

[low atlas]

FUCK OFF

[lusty sonnet]

also me social engineering Broadcom to give me tenant IDs

[eager igloo]

Your mom told me

[lusty sonnet]

hello there

[minor cypress]

Only if you're counting just "thanks." That doesn't account for filling context with the bee movie script 500 times over

[minor cypress]

GOOD MORNING SAAR

[eager igloo]

Well thats a bit fucking different innit

[low atlas]

hallo

🎉 Kindly , I would like to Apply

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/654412614788710400.webp?size=96

[minor cypress]

I wish i could go back to the good days of being impressed with models that have a $0.000000005/1k token cost

[wooden surge]

So you give proof that's "I dreamt it up" and provide no source

[minor cypress]

Simpler times.

[lusty sonnet]

you're fired Sandeep

[carmine isle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1108337563720228906/1376516614358433914/ezgif-3270b99b725c19.gif

[low atlas]

:(

[lusty sonnet]

you're hired again

[minor cypress]

Now we got shit like this

[low atlas]

thank you sir

[lusty sonnet]

solve some tickets

[grizzled ingot]

sandeep please scan the items for Amazon’s Just Walk Out Technology

[minor cypress]

"Attempted contact 3x in under 3 hours with the wrong phone number, closing."

[grizzled ingot]

also if anyone asks you are an AI

[low atlas]

that is even less trustworthy, why would a company make an indian AI?

[lusty sonnet]

wrong phone number hits too close to home

[grizzled ingot]

no that doesnt mean you’re an Artificial Intelligince, that means you’re an Actual Indian

[low atlas]

ahhhhhh

[grizzled ingot]

also have you not heard lmao

[low atlas]

Wait but im not

[grizzled ingot]

Amazon’s Just Walk Out Tech powered by AI to identify what items you took is mostly ran by Indians

[low atlas]

let me read into what that is, i never use amazon

[grizzled ingot]

out of 1000 items, 700 of em have to be manually verified by indian team

https://www.businessinsider.com/amazons-just-walk-out-actually-1-000-people-in-india-2024-4

[minor cypress]

I was expecting "powered by ai" (its just our metrics dashboard)

[grizzled ingot]

oh its powered by AI (Actual Indians) alright

[lusty sonnet]

powered by Sandeep

i feel sorry for people actually named Sandeep

[low atlas]

Maybe stop calling me that then

[lusty sonnet]

nah

[grizzled ingot]

About 700 of every 1,000 Just Walk Out sales had to be reviewed by Amazon's team in India in 2022, according to The Information. Internally, Amazon wanted just 50 out of every 1,000 sales to get a manual check, according to the report.```

[low atlas]

ok Gregory

[naive bison]

♻️

[naive bison]

♻️

AI = Actually Indians

[grizzled ingot]

♻️

[low atlas]

We said that already

[naive bison]

you will be pregnant by nightfall

[grizzled ingot]

its already night so your silly curse failed

[naive bison]

oh yeah? check your pregnancy tester

[grizzled ingot]

why would you check for those

[lusty sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/gregory-greg-the-deep-the-boys-gif-26256107

[arctic pawn]

i read grocery

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/cope-dont-care-crying-cry-chips-gif-21606846

[arctic pawn]

Torture

[primal rapids]

You have been sentenced to 20 hours of Skyrim longform analysis

[arctic pawn]

Lmao

[primal rapids]

You think I’m joking

https://youtu.be/dHP02JEC5H0?si=y1iC4Q_6sew01Sph

[arctic pawn]

I don't know about you guys but I don't really like the new Zelda games

I think I only enjoyed the super Nintendo one

[frail scaffold]

20 hours on the worst ES game is pretty funny

[arctic pawn]

Worse than daggerfall?

[wooden surge]

Yeah, DF is peak

[arctic pawn]

I enjoyed the Creepypasta of daggerfall

Spooky

[eager igloo]

87 hours of analysis of a niche soulslike game

[primal rapids]

You’re not a real Bethesda fan unless you’ve 100%ed Redguard

[frail scaffold]

Yes unironically

[worldly gate]

Pfffff you gotta 100% battlespire to be a bethesda fan

[frail scaffold]

Something tells me ES 6 will surpass skyrim as the worst tho

Just a hunch

[minor cypress]

Better than Pratheek

[worldly gate]

Its probably gonna be starfield all over again

Bragging about how their new graphics and "mechanics" will make the game better, while just using the same piece of shit engine that will make the gun run like absolute ass

[frail scaffold]

Skyrim "civil war" and its like 13 ppl

[lusty sonnet]

"thank you for using microsoft"

but first a 3 hour long queue

[frail scaffold]

You thought those were real frames you saw?

[pale ingot]

this is how bipolar people are born

[frail scaffold]

It would be funny

[worldly gate]

Check this out

[frail scaffold]

More reliable than GMCs 6.2L v6

[shell venture]

An image whose presence is felt not as a symbol, but as a weight — a density of perception that cannot be reduced.

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/calavera-fumando-gif-26172337

[frail scaffold]

I remember having to argue with someone about this song, they said it wasn't a bop and lazy "is that literally the only lyric"

ITS CLUB MUSIC BITCH

Stfu and just dance

[idle veldt]

Love that video, listened to it like 4 times now

[naive bison]

how far are you on the spectrum?

[eager igloo]

Costarica

[idle veldt]

I am not autistic

[naive bison]

what

[pseudo robin]

Es6 in creation engine, it just works

[naive bison]

wrong

[primal rapids]

TES6 in Unreal Engine 5

Also EGS exclusive for the first year

[pseudo robin]

I cast overdrawn bank account

[frail scaffold]

I cast healthcare denying you coverage when you need it most

[pseudo robin]

You will consoom the unreal slop piggy and you will enjoy it

[frail scaffold]

No i wont

Dont buy it

Easy

Just like that no unreal slop

[drifting mantle]

You're too autistic, to even admit that you're autistic... Smh

[pseudo robin]

https://tenor.com/view/joke-missed-over-your-head-gif-8604199

[worldly gate]

And priced at $100

[frail scaffold]

The joke wasnt funny

[idle veldt]

I am not autistic

[frail scaffold]

[naive bison]

[eager igloo]

Ive lost all ambition
For worldy acclaim
I just want to be the one who burns
And with your admission
That you feel the hate
I'll have reached the goal I'm dreaming of
Believe me

[idle veldt]

Did you write that

[frail scaffold]

Its lyrics

[eager igloo]

I just want to set the world on fire

[eager igloo]

I just want to start
a flame in your house

[idle veldt]

Yeah did menace write them

It’s good

[drifting mantle]

You have uber autism

[frail scaffold]

No

[frail scaffold]

Its this song

[idle veldt]

The fallout one

[eager igloo]

In my heart I have but one desire
And that one is doom
No other will do

[frail scaffold]

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-everyone-spongebob-magic-conch-stare-commanding-gif-17677578479510478658

[arctic pawn]

Thanks SpongeBob...

[frail scaffold]

https://twitter.com/QuiGonJenna/status/1926340957407961223?t=bfwWEQQ9mr6aFdhhXpjuxg&s=19

QG Jenna 🖤 (@QuiGonJenna)

Whyyyy 😩

X · May 24, 2025, 6:14 PM

[tidal trellis]

That's just wrong

[minor cypress]

I love ritz crackers, so goooood

[frail scaffold]

Ritz crackers on the charcuterie meats n cheeses

Actually paleolithic gif

[minor cypress]

Not sure if baited by pic, preview was too small to see dude

[eager igloo]

Rizz crackers

[minor cypress]

Ritz + cheddar cheese and summer sausage

[primal rapids]

He is rizzen

[minor cypress]

Or just straight eating just the crackers

[eager igloo]

Eating straight crackers?

[minor cypress]

Only

Ritz + peanut butter

[primal rapids]

What if I want to eat gae crackers

[naive bison]

i think myshinka got either kidnapped or medicated

she would never say things like this before

[eager igloo]

Heya hoya heya hoya heya hoya heya hoya heya hoya heya hoya heya hoya heya hoya heya hoya heya hoyaheya hoya heya hoya heya hoya heya hoya heya hoya heya hoya

[minor cypress]

Best i can do

The post shift munchies are kicking my ass rn, i should prob actually eat something worthy

[primal rapids]

Eat pure garbage and take a nap

[naive bison]

bro

[eager igloo]

Head owie

[pseudo robin]

What

[primal rapids]

Bro

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-obese-ayo-chill-tf-out-yo-meme-eye-of-rah-gif-8941207415813895715

[frail scaffold]

Wtf....

[prisma venture]

Fuck

[eager igloo]

Get drowned idot

[prisma venture]

Ill drown only in beer cunt

[eager igloo]

Too good for you

Gonna smash cheap german lagers on yo head

Pißwasser bitchass

[pale ingot]

i heard they have something for you in japan @tidal trellis

Omori manga

[tidal trellis]

Manga is ass

Game is better

[fallow trellis]

Flop hating anime

[pale ingot]

yeah but they have okayu on the cover

[fallow trellis]

i would have never seen that comming

[pseudo robin]

https://tenor.com/view/ironic-star-wars-chode-gif-5274592

[tidal trellis]

no I just hate the omori manga

[prisma venture]

I rather die then drinking that piss

[tidal trellis]

I still love anime

[fallow trellis]

nah you already said it

[tidal trellis]

IQ: Quinn

[eager igloo]

Why does it come with nekomata porridge

Tf

[tidal trellis]

Unable to make differentiation

[eager igloo]

That can be arranged

[fallow trellis]

yes thats what racism is

[fallow trellis]

also all anime is the same

[prisma venture]

I like doing that Its funny

[tidal trellis]

no you're just dumb

[fallow trellis]

why are u so fucking mean

[tidal trellis]

goober can't make differentiation

[eager igloo]

Floppert we aint having you judging people's intelligence

[tidal trellis]

Between what I said

[fallow trellis]

Your husband wouldnt approve of this behavior

[pale ingot]

i dont have enough okayu images bro. Fuck

[eager igloo]

Im on a phone with his husbands wife rn

[tidal trellis]

I don't have one!!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1373592351141793882/snya6ir4hcra1.gif

[pale ingot]

you're on the phone with flop?

[eager igloo]

No silly the other one

[fallow trellis]

Unable to make differentiation #🎪bruh-fart message

[pale ingot]

Evil flop?

[tidal trellis]

That doesn't count!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1373592352186175508/wyznidghgcra1.gif

[fallow trellis]

straight flop

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/berserk-guts-realayax-ayax-ayaz-gif-12587464080199064649

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/noway-gif-254273188714127328

[fallow trellis]

your right

JJBA is goated

[minor cypress]

I need to force my way through the rest of it

[eager igloo]

Surreal ahh art

I crossed my limit

[stoic girder]

You know they do this shit because in prison they don't give you fitting pants so they might drop. So it became part of gang culture.

[naive bison]

just completed a mission in GTA 5 that i forgot about where you assassinate a pharmaceuticals CEO

[tidal trellis]

What is that

[naive bison]

[coarse bear]

@fluid heron crying rn

Call him

[minor cypress]

Good visuals and art design, but its a slog to watch

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1373220242393665616/minecraft-omori-tenor.webp

[minor cypress]

@osaka dead already

[broken pebble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/921965510671872030/1345470816040521739/950DEF58-91EB-4919-BBEA-C2EE34A5BFB6.gif

[fluid heron]

I have been summoned to see my wife acting in a manner unbefitting

[minor cypress]

The og ship

[tidal trellis]

Osaka actually dm'd me today for some reason

idk why

[coarse bear]

Schizophrenia is taking over, lads

[fallow trellis]

side effects of getting married

[fluid heron]

Osaka was never real

[placid sail]

sosaka still trying to hit that bedrock bottom twinkussy

[fluid heron]

Just a delusion how many times do we have to have this conversation

[tidal trellis]

Oh brother these guys stink

(not you though dry)

[placid sail]

not as you blueballing poor sosaka

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1361614970651148382/omori-mari_6.webp

[tidal trellis]

HEY

NO

[eager igloo]

Vro never beating allegations

[minor cypress]

Low effort shitpost

[placid sail]

vro never even tried

[lusty sonnet]

@minor cypress plis invoke shock therapy for people that message you when you're OoO

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-you-do-fellow-kids-steve-buscemi-30rock-fellow-kids-one-of-us-gif-21904018

[tidal trellis]

I don't know how to swim

[minor cypress]

Instantly leaving on read every time

[fluid heron]

Racoon pronounced like ras uhn

[lusty sonnet]

nah nah then they know you're reading shit

wait does Teams have a peek function?

it does

[placid sail]

keep talking and they gonna install eye and mouse tracking

[minor cypress]

I just mouse over chat, read the blurb or notification but dont actually click the chat.

[lusty sonnet]

it has read receipts

for all the idiots using cisco webex i just peek that by default

[minor cypress]

Shid

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-limbs-restricted-kneeling-on-the-floor-screaming-sped-up-gif-14767206172411155766

[minor cypress]

Nah, we extra petty

[fluid heron]

Is space boutta get fired or sum

[naive bison]

we have kai cenat at home

[minor cypress]

You dodge my emails, im checking explorer/ms purview to get timestamps from your inbox

[placid sail]

oh pfs

if someone dodges my email on work I just document everything and tell the boss AND THAT'S ALL SHE WROTE

[minor cypress]

There are soooo many layers of CYA i've got access to. We out here eating, breathing and shitting reciepts for days

[lusty sonnet]

"it's in my junk"
checks original and latest delivery location: inbox
uhu

[placid sail]

it only gets rarely that worse that I get the order to go full stalker shadow of chernobyl and to have to ping every media possible

[minor cypress]

Thats the default option + playing dumb unless im really pressed over it

[minor cypress]

"Mail broke, i just clocked in and have no new emails."
Check purview
No shit, your last email was some bullshit shopping newsletter we told you to not use your work email for

[placid sail]

why people use anything work-related for shit like that is beyond me

[lusty sonnet]

clocks in, defender alert 'email sending limit reached', also in restricted users
neat
20 minutes later some idiot: "i cant send emails anymore"
oh yeahhhhh i forgot something

[hazy finch]

they're lazy thats pretty much it

[minor cypress]

Bro if only you knew the levels of mouthbreathing we see

[lusty sonnet]

pretty sure some of them are breathing like planktons

[placid sail]

some boomer core shit

that reminds me of that 50 yo guy who was sleeping at his desk abd watching ballerinas on company time

hilarious specimen

one contractor was so mad with him he was standing above him with a literal stick and growling so he would finish the blueprint

[minor cypress]

"Yeah ive been busy on some documents."
Checks logs on device. See event 42 4 hours ago. See event 1 5 minutes ago
MFW

[placid sail]

sometimes I miss construction

[lusty sonnet]

end users are so unaware every little thing gets tracked

[minor cypress]

I miss simple labor for the simplicity, not the pay

[placid sail]

if normies had any idea about the level of your snooping capabilities you'd went from that tech weirdo straight to despised pariah

[minor cypress]

The secret? I don't wanna have to dig that far. Ever. Unless theres a specific paperwork need.

Aka let me be lazy and we chilling

[hazy finch]

you would think constantly being reminded in school that everything you do online leaves a traceable footprint

nah these guys go above and beyond and leave behind footcraters

[placid sail]

vague blanket statements like that never do anything it's like saying drugs are bad

[minor cypress]

Download Fallout2season_2_preview.avi.msi.exe.png.jpg.dll, we gonna have problems

[lusty sonnet]

there's a true story behind that

[placid sail]

falloutnetflix.exe

[hazy finch]

ok but like its not

[placid sail]

uhm zoro my pc being acting up

[manic cave]

Is space a fed.

[hazy finch]

that is the one time where saying everything is not a blanket statement

[hazy finch]

yes its all a lie

[hazy finch]

the moon is a big petri dish

[placid sail]

no I'm saying that without experiencing how it actually is like that it's a pointless warning

[manic cave]

😱

[lusty sonnet]

the day i see that, i'm packing my bags to personally hit an end user with a stick

[minor cypress]

Go on

[lusty sonnet]

i already contemplated it when i saw a dude download porn games from steam

[minor cypress]

[hazy finch]

well you see i was furiously jacking my shit then i notice a couple of command windows pop up and then close after i downloaded this video of a hot ginger girl is there anything you can do about that?

[placid sail]

amd update popping up at absolutely any time it pleases still spooks me

blank ass command window mf

[minor cypress]

Reminds me of when i was fresh and found multiple consoles in asset management

Were they good at least?

[lusty sonnet]

i dunno

one of those highschooler pedo games

extra credit something something iirc

it's been a few years

[minor cypress]

Task manager > startup > look for amdupdater.avi bullshit > disable

[hazy finch]

fucking windows wanting to update on win 10 i be playing some csgo or whatever shooter i felt like playing then that dumb stupid fucking blue popup window would open asking me to schedule the next update

[minor cypress]

Bro just set your busy hours/update times

[hazy finch]

i did dw

[minor cypress]

You have the technology

[placid sail]

I just turn on manual updates

[hazy finch]

it happened like twice before i got annoyed about it and searched up how to tell windows to fuck off

[drifting mantle]

Reading that, I'm actually happy not to be a fucking Weeabo

[placid sail]

listen man it's amd maybe it'll immediately detonate

[drifting mantle]

Sudo kill

[minor cypress]

It happens way more than you think

Why someone would need anime wallpapers on their work box, at 3am, on a Friday, we will never know

[hazy finch]

common sense is a very good antivirus its just not alot of people have common sense

[drifting mantle]

Retards

[placid sail]

the soul nearing its extinguish grasps for salvation

[minor cypress]

I wish i could frame this in the office.

[drifting mantle]

Should be renamed to "rare sense"

[minor cypress]

Put it next to a printer or some shit

[minor cypress]

The worst part about people trying to hide things, it only causes us to look harder.

[hazy finch]

im imagining a manager that seems like a real hardass for no reason
one day he calls you into his office and when you enter its just filled with anime posters and the plastic potted plant he keeps on his desk has some catgirl stickers and he even has one of those anime boob mousepads

[drifting mantle]

"Interesting decor choice, sir"

[minor cypress]

Its no worse than people with "dubious kobold" art on their car at work

[rocky geode]

then go to Services and do the same for the service or youre wasting your time

[rocky geode]

https://tenor.com/view/quick-draw-glock-mag-dump-gif-10937162392363827540

[drifting mantle]

Just yeet Windows

[placid sail]

weeb with booby mouserug is better than that tbh

[rocky geode]

if someone can prove to me that my input and 1% lows are better on linux then ill happily do that

until? suffering

[minor cypress]

Either they are super chill but cringe or insufferable, no inbetween

[unborn geode]

A serious question, who is Flop and what are the interests of Flop I'm just curious.

[rocky geode]

my wife

[placid sail]

hello sosaka

how's it been

[rocky geode]

intrests are ravaging his body

next question

[minor cypress]

I just dont have the patience for any extra troubleshooting off hours

[hazy finch]

i would use linux but the thought of going into a help forum with a problem im experiencing on linux and the fattest greasiest fuckers you know chime in acting like they're some sort of mega genius cause they know how to boot up shitfartfuck.lin in 5.2 seconds instead of 5.7 seconds
dosent exactly help my choice making

[rocky geode]

youre both preaching

[drifting mantle]

There are literally Distros that focus on that. Like Nobara or CachyOS.

Completly layed out for gamers

[rocky geode]

layed out is not what i asked.

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/unreal-unreal-engine-computer-smoking-computer-smoking-gif-24575019

[unborn geode]

@hazy finch hey crocodile I'm your biggest fan

[hazy finch]

federal agents have finally found me

[rocky geode]

"LiNuX for gAmErS "

already hard pass

1% lows and total input click to frame times will make me change

nothing else

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/winky-winkythedwarfcat-cat-winky-face-tired-gif-26717315

me observing this chat

[rocky geode]

just because they focus on it doest mean there is any improvement

[rocky geode]

me observing you observing this chat

[placid sail]

I will miss you aussie guy

[minor cypress]

I've settled for "runs well enough" while being mildly annoyed any time we drop below monitor refresh rate

[drifting mantle]

Dual Boot it and see for yourself, you will have better Performance (probably fixing input and 1% lows), but you can only check that out yourself with YOUR system.

That's why I recommend dual booting it.... If you're not happy, yeet it.
If you're happy, yeet Windows

[rocky geode]

if im still not happy?

yeet all of it.

go live in woods

[minor cypress]

Also doesn't linux have a headache with certain anticheat?

[rocky geode]

linux has a headache with a LOT of shit my guy

[frail scaffold]

linux cant play any game with anti cheat cus anti cheat is inherently a malware and linux dont like it

[unborn geode]

this cat looks tasty

[frail scaffold]

just a "good" malware

[naive bison]

[drifting mantle]

Yes, but the rest is pretty much a none issue.
If people tell you otherwise... They either used shitty Distros (not sued to their needs) or they don't know stuff like Wine and Proton exist.

If you play stuff like Rainbow Six Siege... You're fucked

[rocky geode]

and those distros are t "probably fixing" anything

im already on bleeding edge with both 1% lows and input time

nothing needs to be fixed

i said "better"

i want

to go

FASTER

https://tenor.com/view/trigg-tmnt-gif-8658577424397354058

[drifting mantle]

Upgrade your PC smh

[frail scaffold]

ppl will keep accepting windows for convenience's sake till they spin back around to kissing their own ass

[rocky geode]

i did how do u think im setting world benchmarks

READ

[drifting mantle]

Aye, it's insane

Fucking Masochists smh

[frail scaffold]

learn how to use a VM like the most standard computer literate person

ever

[drifting mantle]

Microsoft cucks

[frail scaffold]

legit

[rocky geode]

im not gaming in a vm u lunatic

[minor cypress]

Makes sense. As a hobby tier for watching performance numbers go up, i get it. But the monke in me just wants it to work out the box

[frail scaffold]

you can do it easily

you just suck and dont want to

[rocky geode]

u can do it

i can stick my dick in a blender but I won't

[frail scaffold]

like i said, for conveniences sake

give me convenience or give me death

[drifting mantle]

You go to steam, go into your settings and switch on "comptabilty check on"

Boom... You can play everything, that hasn't stupid anti cheat... Like Apex Legends

[rocky geode]

this is me but i want raw frame and input processing speed

or death

no matter how inconvenient

[minor cypress]

Yep. Unless im really dedicated for a really niche issue i want fixed, its good enough(tm)

[frail scaffold]

if anything linux is awesome for not letting you play those shitty games

lmfaooo

[minor cypress]

Imma save this energy for troubleshooting steam deck, not desktop

[frail scaffold]

that 1 frame really that important to you bro

gotta stick it to all those linux users who are getting a free, better experience just cus they actually want to put in the effort

https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-dark-souls-2-ds2-prostration-gif-5183719694067971196

i salute you

[rocky geode]

yes

it is

[drifting mantle]

No idea what you guys are on... I use Linux and haven't run into ANY issue yet.

Even old games work out of the box...
Games that I couldn't get to run on Windows...

[frail scaffold]

thats fine, keep disabling your new ai that likes to screenshot your desktop

dunce

muh convenience, even at my privacy

https://tenor.com/view/linux-kernel-compression-gameing-windows96-gif-16467548442967153893

[rocky geode]

im the pc equivalent of a car schizo

the ai and privacy parts arent even in the distro in installed

they cant even get telemetry from me

silence, mortal

[frail scaffold]

youre a cuck for bill gates

[drifting mantle]

Us right now

[frail scaffold]

and they can absolutely get telemtry from you

your thoughts alone are worth money to a corporation

and microsoft will sell it

[frail scaffold]

if you dont think that youre genuinely braindead

[rocky geode]

you have no idea how they collect that do you

so you dont know how to stop it

so you assume no one could

again i command you

silence, casual

[frail scaffold]

i know exactly how to stop it, dont use windows

[drifting mantle]

We're literally the guy that steped out of the cave, and try to convince others to do the same

[frail scaffold]

its really not rocket science my guy

[minor cypress]

Listening to preaching to the choir like its not my jobfield

[rocky geode]

okay calm it down youre one meme away from being literally that meme of a sweaty fat dork who thinks hes better cuz he uses linux

[rocky geode]

they think ive never used linux its so funny

[frail scaffold]

and its not mine, so i choose the better way out, dont deal with it at all

[rocky geode]

gamer brain fr fr

[drifting mantle]

Installing Linux is piss easy and depending on your Distro, everything can work RIGHT out of the box.
You guys are complaining about years old issue smh

[rocky geode]

WE KNOW ITS EASY

[frail scaffold]

they had to configure alsa once and gave up

[rocky geode]

WE USE IT FOR OTHER SHIT

STOP

[frail scaffold]

they as in dan

[rocky geode]

this is (even for brainfart) a retarded conversation

[frail scaffold]

my b

[rocky geode]

im out

[frail scaffold]

see ya

[drifting mantle]

Funniest shit I saw today

[rocky geode]

https://tenor.com/view/peace-out-gif-3584473422170938815

[pseudo robin]

It’s okay Microsoft can screenshot my femboy wallpaper

[young tinsel]

Linux is for hipsters, simple as.

[frail scaffold]

i dont even care if ppl want to use windows

its just when theyre adamant that erm actually im using it the right way and youre just dumb

[pseudo robin]

Um actually Linux bad

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-metal-gear-rising-revengeance-senator-armstrong-revengeance-i-made-it-the-fuck-up-gif-25029602

[frail scaffold]

it is bad in a lot of ways

it does genuinely suck as a desktop OS, but i deal with it cus its not windows

[drifting mantle]

Linux is not perfect, but the alternative is even worse imo

[frail scaffold]

even linus himself said that

hes back

this shit too easy

[young tinsel]

At least it's not Mac. That's Linux's only good point.

[rocky geode]

YES YOU DO

you've been yapping about it for an hour

and NOW im going to bed ok bye

[frail scaffold]

ninii

[frail scaffold]

unix but windowsified

[shell venture]

i found out a song called the diddler

[frail scaffold]

i want to try a unix OS

[young tinsel]

We live in a world where people use MacOS unironically.

[frail scaffold]

openBSD looks like fun but the hardware compatibility sucks

[proven umbra]

where the temple OS users at

[frail scaffold]

freeBSD is corporate slop

[proven umbra]

yall talking to god today?

[fluid epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/terry-davis-temple-os-cope-gif-20951978

[naive bison]

i did too

[frail scaffold]

your helmet looks like a spread pussy

[naive bison]

its on the gta tracklist

[drifting mantle]

Only the chosen one's by god use that

[minor cypress]

Just install gentoo bro

[frail scaffold]

gentoo isnt unix

[drifting mantle]

And there is no god in brainfart

[frail scaffold]

whats this suggestion

[proven umbra]

thanks!

[minor cypress]

Oh for fucks sake

Forget i even made the joke

[mellow dragon]

First attempt at filming POV throwing

[frail scaffold]

i googled it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg12uhZu9_o

[proven umbra]

i was hoping itd go over the fence

[placid sail]

I was pondering trying linux and then remembered friends going "oh this game works on linux, neat!" and that was the end of it

[mellow dragon]

Lol, happened once. When my cousin tried XD

[minor cypress]

I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/him-gif-27611949

[placid sail]

nerd

[proven umbra]

man idc

[young tinsel]

Noone cares, nerd.

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/richard-stallman-stallman-rms-emacs-gnu-gif-23943451

[fluid epoch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/726664815484862475/1373820983294693449/-o2E7zTWUSSKo-MP.mp4?ex=6835087e&is=6833b6fe&hm=09717022ca42b15df70058bbc40d2248c44babc4051f144515a1e824b1ff5011&

[solar breach]

Linux? Who cares

[frail scaffold]

Me i care

[proven umbra]

I use windows because i just want to hop on a game, call my friends despicable things and scare my wife

[minor cypress]

Its a copypasta

[placid sail]

nerd

[frail scaffold]

Yes

[proven umbra]

“YOU CANT SAY THAT”

[frail scaffold]

Correct

[placid sail]

joblet