#🎪bruh-fart
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we may be cooked
are you not?
what does that mean?
your comment was ambiguous
"she said I"
so it could me I (you, Ivan) or I (the person to whom you are attributing the quote)
aight bro
the confusion was in "how would she know that you (Ivan) play dark souls?"
how about you assume the position?
imma fuck you in the ass
YOUNG MAN
aint my fault that you write without proper grammar

Too meta for me, if I'm being honest
TURN ON THE ORB DOESN'T MATTER WHICH CHANNEL, THEY HIT THE SECOND SPIRE

Hmm... Cryptic... Ominous even
AHHHHHHHHH fucking real

wtf 
Sorry vro no more memes for you today
You gotta wait
they like them sausages albino
he was so real for this one

Another reason why all porn should be banned and criminalised everywhere
luck of the draw having an innie
Seems like that 70% off hit a little too close to home 
i mean everyone is so fucking lonely and human interactions have been reduced to everyone treating each other as transactional
like no friends just because man
@high wing this shit has 100 kilos
not entirely and we certainly shouldn't be encouraging it
unbelievable
yeah they weigh alot
pegar
well again the internet provides the instant gratification factor
i just found this funny cuz the other 2h swords weights like 16 kilos
20 kilos
this is exactly 100
i cant carry this shit, i dont have enough space
which porn makes the dopa and the feel good brain chemicals without the proper emotional attachment and social interactions needed for the healthy stimuli. so shutins and neets will goon their fucking lives away so
idk


@naive bison is this true?
he won't admit it
kinda not really. internet is basically a medium and connector of people and places, but the content is put into it people intentionally.
yeah true
however those sites pretty much capitalise off of those are detached from normal human interaction
and desperate people
and it seems to me that it, at the very best, is creeps, weirdos and Diddy types insidiously taking advantage of of the misfortunate and indulgent
Don't you dare talk about me like that!
I'm a very respectable person and porn enjoyer!
not really if you think about it, but you know how the legal system is...
hmm
@narrow lotus @river zealot @storm stream
Purple haired one can skin me alive and id be stiff still
im sorry i said that
no you're not
im not
would
you would but would you survive them though?
might I introduce myself
sir we do not care
she can fix me
dude skate 3 was an time
just bc a woman is good looking doesn't mean you should be pathetic
skating as a fucking steak
Yes it does.
some men like bossy women
it is what it is
I fucking love him
Dude
They made those illegal in Serbia to hang on ur fucking mirror

like if you have ANYTHING hanging off your mirror you get fined or some shit and they put points on your license towards taking it away
its so shit
but yes true
I told the tinder girl she looks good she said i look nice as well
grandma going "carry head of garlic in pocket or bag it keep you safe"
unironically works
van helsing ahh grandma
it's just practical advice when you live in the balkans
garlic will protect you from vampires
i mean you are near romania after all
garlic has antimicrobial properties
which scares gypsies because it reminds them of hygiene
except if you eat too much garlic, onions and other sulphur containing foods, you'll develop a spicy onion-like BO
sulphur makes my sweat smell like mushrooms
my sweat naturally smells like onions, though
sulphur is reason I lay off the fish
man
the more I think about it
the more I realize that my body chemistry is absolutely fucked
A reminder that you are still made of meat and thus can be seasoned
hi @grizzled meadow
the friendly fire of this game is crazy
allies keep hitting me with the fucking arrow
my hometown is known for exactly two things
revolutionary war shit
and a mysterious crime that happened there when I was a kid
20 years ago
one of the most retarded things said here this end of the week
I can't help that you don't understand it 
They got him 😭
idk i thought wind was baiting but i guess he aint
gooner
this is just
hydrogen from water
then burnt in a generator
we've had this shit for years
garbage it is, fuck outta here
i dont know if i did the right choice....
the ally i choose likes to empale people
and kill people for small problems
i do too
impaled
i didnt knew that choosing him would be killing those people
it was funny
empaled
impaled
idk how to write that
irl or a game
overdramatic bastard
impaled
indeed
vlad the impaler my goat
100%
impaling needs to make a comeback
a lot less crime would be done if we had impaled corpses on the street corners
true
nasty
man i got kicked from a server because my account name is .mrballsack
bros are that sensitive
reminds me
about the speedrun to get banned from the yandere simulator discord server
one guy got instantly banned because his username had the word "chalice" in it
0.00 seconds
Is he even still working on the game? 
unbeatable time
I doubt he's working on it
probably slapped a bug fix on it and called it 1.0
define "work"
despite the fact you need a 5090 to get 60 frames
probably too busy with both of his nintendo switches
It's autodetected? 
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that would put me straight to sleep
The mother hen:
@grizzled meadow
hold the racism is like, fucked
why would you ever
after that it's all just femboys in a massive circlejerk and like, iedy goonposting
tole looks like she's small enough to where I could toss her like a tennis ball
this summer i have to play it
its been rotting in my steam library since like, november
this is peak duty outfit
gey
Helmets save life’s…
he look smelly
sounds like these guys did not have the best childhood
pretty average for a radically and terminally online social media user though

Never used social media
lots of modern leftist anti-authority thinking is just the product of shitty parenting/ unresolved parental issues
OF FUCKING COURSE THE INTERACTIONS BETWEEN PARENT AND CHILD ARE NOT TYPICAL OF OTHER INTERACTIONS
where in society do you find a grown ass person paying for the existence of another grown ass person for 18 years?
I personally have issues with authority cause of how I was raised. Never say anything or challenge anyone even if you're provably factually right
no such thing as being right in a household where someone else controls your food, water, environment, and such
that's what I mean
swag
it's not bad enough that shitty parenting leads to people who don't trust authority (not just in ways that make sense, but also in ways that don't make sense)
but they're hostile to the idea of authority
we need something like CHAZ in the United States
so we can exile all teenage anarchists there
and libertarians, while we're at it
...we had chaz
what about second chaz?
we could try again but I don't know how well it would work
the point isn't for it to work
it would just end up being a farming compound akin to manson
that's exactly it
people naturally start organizing, one way or another
and they start writing down rules
assigning roles
choosing leaders
and the anarchists need to fucking learn that
this guy yappin in the fart channel
shush
anarchism isn't exactly the total lack of rules
just a lack of a governing body
we still have social rules
and in all reality, law is a very thin veneer of safety. someone can kill you far faster than it'll take the cops to arrive. They'll put him in jail, but you're still dead
this channel suddenly became the festering spot on a redditors ass
am gonna dip and play games
always has been
9.24 kilo lockbox
either 10k rubles or 2 lada alternators
call it
holy fuck I lucked out
BR6 plate, weed, documents
every bad ideology has a certain amount of "magical thinking" they use to fill in the gaps
for anarchism, it's that rules can be relevant without bodies to determine the truth of events (courts) and to enforce the consequences of those rules (law enforcement, corrections)
10 roubles and weed
6500 rubles in docs, a cig, weed, BR6 plate
💱 10 RUB (Russian Ruble) :flag_ru: is equal to 0.19 AUD (Australian Dollar) :flag_au:
monopoly money
thats 2 recycled bottles
wait no 4 you get 5 cents per bottle you drop off at the recycling plant
ill probably order borgir today
on the east coast, not sure if it's the whole of the US, you get 5 cents if you turn in a can in IA, HI, MA, ME, NY, and VT
glass bottles are 10 cents in some states
how much does a box of say 357 magnum cost
last i recall its like 30-40
that's the primo ammo finder
does AUS literally block you from the website?
these are the cheapest
17.90 for 50 rounds
💱 17.9 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us: is equal to 27.44 AUD (Australian Dollar) :flag_au:
thats pretty good
all depends on the popularity of the round
12 gauge is weirdly expensive if you want anything but target loads
@worldly gate
did this guy just switch the bread out for a slab of cheese and deepfry it
yes
brie "bun"
he also grilled a tower of cheese with ham with cheetos
i think this guy has to be killed
ill stick with a blunderbuss
i think this was the most normal ive seen him cooking
the most fucked part is he shows how he actually eats this shit
ok that one seems like it would taste good
hope he doesnt
bbq chips fuck yea
he jsut records parts that he bites and throw away a big part of it
that chicken one does look pretty good
like he ate all of it
@hidden badge

it ain't the plastic shell, primer, and wad that makes a shell expensive boyo
but if you wanna pack a 3x load of 0 into a shell, be my guest
if this is hell I guess satan is dying of depression
Faz o L
HAUSHUAHSUAHS
I just put everything here
dude there is a massive rat dead in my front yard like 3/4th the size of a new york rat
my cat is a fucking exterminator for rats godamn
what is the standard size of a new york rat
About 1,70m
2 new york pizza slices placed end to end
Usually seen being a nuisance in the subway
oh boy
I think the autopsy came out (again)
its because tim walz made a letter commemorating the 5th anniversary of floyds death
5 years already
someone said "congrats to floyd 5 years sober"
@high wing THERE'S OTHER MAPS

they separated the map by regions
man the places has shit tons of content
in other news from down under
wicked
im assuming this is happening way up north because my weather app is saying its gonna be 30KM/H for the next 2 days
uh huh
WAIT REALLY???
thats hype
im still trying to level up and shit
One attack AND BANNNED 
the machete made him do it
Little know fact, but Iedy went there
Haaaaai
the next map is reckless, im getting molested in the entrance
ill go back and do all the other side quests
to grind power

you fucker, give me the png of this emoji
NOW
right click copy image
that's where he teaches
idiota
They whisper things to you man
copy link
send me the image
Haaaaaai
Lmao doxxed
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII MENACE!!!!!
He looks smelly
not really
To be fair thats how the Japanese do it
Draw a girl and say its a guy after
Funk u say
No I didn't say that
counter point: genderbend the trap
Hear some kind of animal moaning in the woods
go fuck it
Not that kind of moan
More like animal in pain
Oh well
Could be anything from a dog to a fox, they tend to make the most noise
:(
@narrow lotus @fossil swan am văzut italian brainrot pe tv azi 
frate era la știri
simt ca un american pe 11 septembrie
au lovit stațiile de TV 
This prolly funny asf
they played italian brainrot on romanian news tv channels
they had a whole segment for it
if it sounds like a woman getting murdered it's a mountain lion
or other form of big cat
big cat does not love you back
Lmfaoo
Smooth
LMFAO
Peter.. The horse is here

magfed spas is crazy
first time I've seen dutiers doing pushups
Bag pulan ziua de luni ploua de rupe afr
Bag pulan mormantu lui de bot
@foggy haven
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Not ts again
🥀
I think this game might fit you well ❤️🩹
Was the quality of that always so damn low
Girl its literally called "exiled fewer pixels"
Dam
Bru. I'm being exiled for 13 days.
I got to spend my sentence
Gotta

it slowly gets corrupted and dies, as is the nature of all things
Light sentence
At least it wasn't for month.
I'll be crying especially alone with Gamma issue
Or something ldk
Look like a 2 weekend of sentence.
just summon the twink for any inconveniences
Decay is beautiful
Who is Twink
@tidal trellis
it sure is.
6 Coke and rums deep on some shit right now
Oh called him. If my gamma having problems got it
Wait a minute is that roblox!
yeah he LOVES being called twink
yea i only play industrialist and with friends anymore though.
Shit is like 30 percent rum to coke and grenadine to taste
Nah. You going to play roblox there's some good games out there trust me
i never bothered to play that game for longer than 2 minutes
God would curse me with finger warts when i try learning guitar
Me preferently I'm play Gamma
like what bro roblox is dry rn
I know but the platform as a whole is going down the shitter real quick
Bru
no games on roblox
Roblox has been dry as shit since Shinobi life 2 came out
Its fun if you like factory games. Also I like LNG
Search up Roblox new game to play
but I know when rell seas drops I'm playing that shit religiously
blackout revival had that one big update few days ago
don't have tiktok
never had tiktok
Through the app store
and never will
Tiktok is dog shit
Bru
Yt shorts for brokies
If you only go to the dark side of it
yt shorts is for bots and children
That shit
Insta is just tiktok with more racism and people getting hit by trains shits way better
Nah just simply scroll away
i aint gonna let no roblox kid tell me what to download on my phone
there are good shorts yeah but majority of it is just slop
Bru
I'm actually independent Big Bro
Download cloud stream and start pirating shit
get revanced and don't pay for ad block
yet you still recognize me as a big brother therefore acknowledging inferiority 
Little Roblox jit
Fuck 
used too many big words he couldn't persevere
No wonder this is the eggfart server.
.
Nah i"m just play stalker Misery
To feel more misery.
frame of golden freddy at the end 😭
For one frame
That's Roblox game. Check fact : can recognize that icon on the top
congrats
Also the fucking Roblox character but sure the icon
not like there's a roblox character in it
that's the giveaway
no wonder you are an exile
Bru
ok bro quick question what roblox games you play
Me?
Okay
Check on my previous list
i nolife a few games on roblox occasionally so im gonna be judging you
real
All right let's see what is on there...
I was on the max rank leaderboard at one point
I play blood debt...
i never gave a fuck bout shinobi life much
Shit
those games fucking suck
Dead Rail
INSANE DOG SHIT
Bru
bro get off Roblox shit is ass
You know what i'll just simply tell the ogs one
My favorites
blood debt is ok if you have friends
no big deal is ok if you have friends
dont give a fuck about either much
dead rails is ass
Entry point.
entry point is goated
As well
one of my ogs
After the flash
that shitty RP game?
Yeah i used to be cooked at that game
Fr
yeah the shitty rp game
That game fucking sucks
it's like dark rp if you couldn't kill anyone
fuck if i know what that one is
west wood sounds familiar but i cant remember what it is
It's like a horror game
heretic squad is neat but like dont care much about it
Bro if you weren't 8 years old getting groomed on adopt a kid fuck were you even doin
Bru
I don't like playing adopt me

That game full of kids
You too young
And scammers
little jitt
what in God's name are you guys talking about
i saw some grow a garden game had 6 million players the other day dude
what the fuck is that about
Well y'all want know what game I play judging me
I will continue
Zacks gas station service.
i asked him to list out what roblox games he plays
gas station game is ass
So far it's been disappointing
had one interesting halloween event, but now its gone
it has its own little games
yeah we got roblox 3 bro
It's just an engine
damn
for game creation
yeah roblox is pretty much just an engine
Yeah there's like a roblox studio you can actually make game tender
ic
Game in there*
Is this out of character or?
bro..
failrp
Ban this mf
!MOD
Bru
/report
:kill others
didnt they like start working with roblox instead
All right i will continue on...
My sanity in place...
Survive and kill the killer in area 51...
hood classic honestly
think i remember what that one is, sucks.
Yeah it suck
dummies vs noobs is aight as a game
Yeah fine games
Survive a plane crash...
Naval warfare
i like how those guys actually ended up partnering with starbreeze but the game is ass anyway
As well typical neighborhood.
mid
hood classic, never really played it much though
Yeah really good game
are you guys talking about products of child labor? 
You're speaking fact's
Bru
level below one of those slop ass games where you go down levels with monsters in them right
SIR YES SIR
At some point I was part of that labor force
Oh yeah
the reason i stop playing
mid then
Kinda kill off
PTS SIR!
there is one that implements UMG style combat mechanics into the formula and you can actually fight back
i forgot what its called tho
fuck outta here with yo military rp
"You. Change your skin color"
But sir! This is the right skin color especially realistic
Anyways i will continue.
i had a few experiences being a common rebel goon in a half life rp game, it was pretty fun. got bored and the game was kinda dead anyway so i didnt stay
In plain sight 2.
and then one time i was a fucking actor for an Attack On Titan lore game
it was actually kind of fire except for the fact that i did not have the time to be spending and they wanted actors to be stupidly active
Tower defense simulator...
tower defense games are.. ass
Ass
Have some backbone we just call shit ass and you go yeah and fr
I want you fighting fucking tooth and nail defending shitty Roblox games
i could call some games off my Roblox favorites rn
i got like, entry point first of all. my goat
deepwoken is there cause i fucking hate myself. 100 hours played in deepwoken
Entry point a good game
Never play deep-woken before.
I would say arcane Odyssey would be one of my favorites if I didn't get banned for exploiting in the previous game and had to play on an alt
Is it good?
Reign is a great game, really old game (like 2013 or older) that as far as i know rn is still updated actively)
Arcane Odyssey is goated i have it in my favorites
Game is dead as shit tho
All right i will continue with my favorite list... Y'all going to judge me really hard
I will may start...
it is dead as shit but its fun
no idea what that is so dont care
trying to ponder my Roblox favorites rn
lemme just fucking log into my account on my phone ig
All right am i done or have keep yapping?
Insane 1000 level obby VERY HARD
I played at with my little sis by Force...
😭
All right can i please go home or keeping yapping @pale ingot
Dead Ending is a neat round based game i fw it heavy
Tell me what you're favorite i'm going to judge you now
it died tho
Hmmm never heard of it.
Rune slayer is ok but never played it too much
💀
Never heard of it
State of anarchy is great, bootleg tarkov headass but its a good game as far as it goes
Oh yeah i kina of play that game
Where I rage quit
Xd
Every time I get on a new game on Roblox and it has deep woken like combat I just get off
It's always mad shit
Dzielnica is a cool combat test, mixed some parkour with UMG combat
and mentioning UMG, Untitled Melee game is one of my goats
i love every single Archeximus game she's so goated
my accounts keep getting banned
Wait a minute you're one of those og players?
my oldest one is from 2011 and I can't access it
to him we are a bunch of old heads
Bru. Y'all account are older than mine
lemme just
We are also older than you in general
.
UMG, Survival of the fittest, Decaying winter, Anomalous Activities, A-888, Grave/Digger ALL OF THESE ARE GOATED
Decaying winter???
I Kno that game...
Don't even talk about decaying winter I'm better than y'all combined
decaying winter is a great game
With the hit 0 button.
fuck up
i beat your ass all day
I'm too fucking goated at that shit
He's the goat than me
Y'all are like coughing babies and I'm the hydrogen bomb
being good at a roblo game is like being the best at the shit eating competition
decaying winter is a great game but grave/digger is goated too ngl
Send him in for saturation diving
what if we bring back covid
Uhhh...
Remember when the Chinese made covid 100 percent lethal for some reason and everyone forgot about it
What if we bring plague back
just for fun ig
Nun Nun
it still exists in some depths of africa
covid fucked me up one time lest go round 2
this time make it hit worse so the world turns into Tom Clancy's The Division
Yeah shit never disappeared
turns into last of us instead
Mongolian marmots carry it
What if we drope nukes on eachother

Bru 
i was waiting for the next Metro game
Ask chatgpt
skip all this apocalyptic foreplay
let's just skip to a DOOM demonic invasion
like how do u fumble like this
Chinese medicine
die from black plague what is this 1350
Not the be racist but they will fucking eat anything and I probably would too
You are in the big 25
Aka Newgen era
eating a marmot sounds very interesting
ancient chinese wisdom
man who run behind car get exhausted
man who run in front of car get tired
what a wise people
lemme keep listing the roblox favorites cause i got enough to go around
Fantastic Frontier my goat
A Magician's Excursion is a relatively unknown one that's similar in nature to arcane odyssey (@fluid heron this one for u chief)
China ofc
I don't know either one so wrong person to @
when did they come out
you said sm bout arcane odyssey
Please nuclear winter and not fucking fallout ass radioactive summer 
Yeah I remember the previous game world of magic
remember when i wrote im looking for gf on roblox when it first came out
123 for buff hot sexy bf
fantastic frontier is 2016
a Magician's Excursion is 2021
Yeah in 2016 I was doing nothing but playing tf2 and cs
Real chad
And I don't know what I was doing in 2021 other than drugs
Do you mean like cs:go source?
Bro
There's many type of CSGO
Bro.
Csgo was already out
Oh
Uhhh Roblox yes
child labor
And in 2021 I was doing drugs
As well free robux
(its pretty much just a game engine)
How the years pass
I keep seeing either pedophiles, gooners or children
Literally
X caught as a pedophile
That's like a problem in roblox
Oh its a roblox youtuber
Don't forget the TikTok Roblox as well.
Big fucking surprise
i mean at its root its just a game engine.
then you have the community
Roblox Is for gooners only
more like multiple communities
Me honestly i don't do that
I just want to play game
Roblox went from being only kids to kids and child predators
bro half the playerbase is some kids
and?
Dkd you know xal Is gooner?
Basically 50% are kids.
Damn
welcome to the 2020's
nobody is too young to get masturbation induced brain damage
Who is xal?
fake
that shit is not fake
woman shape enthusiast
I can't drop my actual Roblox favorites, they'd be too powerful for any of you to comprehend
and none of those shapes are "plain" or "wide"
get you arrested or smth
@naive bison
child labor tycoon🔥
Are you saying this dude is a pedophile?
what is up with gooners making their addiction into something else?
We will have to see if
No he just like to goon
and gooner media
real game btw but it got banned once. Rebranded as "Labor Island Tycoon"
iirc
That's would be the sign of it.
Epstein Island tycoon when
Now
why is roblox man here
Why are you judging?
gooner shit always has some excuse for how the female characters are dressed
theres these roblox games made by a guy called Lee
thats what i do here?
"she breathes through her skin"
For real i don't like r63
and its all some cool indev rpgs but here's the thing
lee never fucking finishes his games
Talking bout quiet?
yeah that one is funny
i know is lore but
Yeah that's why they had her va model her feet for her
cmon
mayhaps
"she has an empty spot in the chest part of her outfit because it symbolizes that she doesn't know her identity, unlike superman"

Wait actually fully model realisticly made feet?
Holy shit

What did kojima mean by this?
the funniest thing about quiet is that the actress is more attractive than the character








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