#🎪bruh-fart

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deep topaz
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I just had a dream that a religious zealot cult blew up Russia's main space launch facility, named Tsar in my dream, and it plunged the world into ww3

fossil swan
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xal, beat them up at 46 punches a second

tidal trellis
lusty sonnet
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He's just toxic because flop unmatched him on grindr

tidal trellis
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what

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wha

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guh?

high wing
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"guh"

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shuddup flop

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before i give you a knuckle sandwich

tidal trellis
high wing
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u answer to deez nuts

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gotteeeeem

pseudo robin
tidal trellis
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I don't have one!

pseudo robin
tidal trellis
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I listen to the mods u goober!!!

quartz ridge
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I think hes funny

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Hes what brainfart should be but instead people come in here and start political

tidal trellis
lusty sonnet
proud cipher
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man i have fking itch to cheat this game, i hate the idea that the overclocks in this game are limited per week

quartz ridge
deep topaz
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She got a fatty

naive bison
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why what now

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i have a good track record of outlasting my opps peepostarechamp2

arctic pawn
high wing
arctic pawn
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Yeah, in definetly not a boob man

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i'm an ass man

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small boobs big ass=epic

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big boobs small ass=lame

high wing
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there was a funny one where two officers were holdin a cartel member

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but one of them was super thicc and the comments were hilarious

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I FOUND IT HAHAHA

stoic girder
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The real question is the Cellulite concentration.

high wing
arctic pawn
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holy shit

high wing
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it is worse though that they have them standing next to a height chart

arctic pawn
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it needs a very larger censoring bar for that booty

frail scaffold
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Holy fuck

high wing
frail scaffold
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Why are they turned around

arctic pawn
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to protect their identity

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of the face

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bot sis apparently has 2 faces

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i mean 3

frail scaffold
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Why not just not have them in the img at all

arctic pawn
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for real

high wing
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yeah i dont really know either

arctic pawn
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thats a very good question

high wing
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or have 2 skinny dudes

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with masks on

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thats how most mexico security takes photo

arctic pawn
# high wing

its a really nice tactic, putting some really hot and booty in abundance woman to arrest mfs

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they would be like TAKE MEEEEEEEEE

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neural activation is low but effective

high wing
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TRUEEEEEEEEE

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big brain tactics

frail scaffold
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That woman probably taller than me too, id give in in a heartbeat

high wing
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i hope she restrains me with her ass

arctic pawn
frail scaffold
primal rapids
narrow lotus
narrow lotus
high wing
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i should have known iedy would see that

arctic pawn
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her buttcheeks did the arrest i assume

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holy moly

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i will go back to fall of avalon

austere shadow
arctic pawn
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now that i figured out the parry is way more fun

naive bison
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respectfully observing

storm stream
# high wing

the tight pants do most of the work. without them it'd be a different sight 🥀

narrow lotus
naive bison
sour inlet
naive bison
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i like this cat

storm stream
dreamy flaxBOT
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💞 Love calculator

Xalrider + Cock = 90%

naive bison
narrow lotus
naive bison
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i don't like you guys

high wing
high wing
fallow trellis
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cockrider allegations confirmed

frail scaffold
naive bison
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he's right

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without the pants it's saggy gross fat

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not a fit butt

frail scaffold
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more for me bro

naive bison
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pyrocynical in chat

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i was gonna say something gooner but i felt the look of Christ from behind me

high wing
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@arctic pawn exploring is so fun

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like wtf

naive bison
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he was peepostarechamp2 ing

frail scaffold
naive bison
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at least you do if no one else does

glad carbon
naive bison
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bro

glad carbon
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hop on bl2 @frail scaffold

naive bison
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apparently in some game

arctic pawn
naive bison
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the soundtrack used an instrument that is written like the f slur

arctic pawn
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and the skill tree is bananas

naive bison
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but it has 1 g and 2 t's

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but in the credits

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they wrote it wrong

arctic pawn
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i spent alot of time only around the beach

naive bison
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like straight up the f slur

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😭

arctic pawn
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where you crash

glad carbon
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steph u suck

naive bison
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imagine having your own spot in the credits but ur just called a slur

frail scaffold
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lmfaoo

austere shadow
arctic pawn
naive bison
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white monster sucks ass

glad carbon
arctic pawn
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s

naive bison
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Big Aspartame wants you to drink it

glad carbon
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white monster is yummy

arctic pawn
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i prefer mango loco or the original one

frail scaffold
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white monster is pretty good

glad carbon
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i like ultra fantasy ruby red

gleaming grove
naive bison
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they probably package them with estrogen at this point

naive bison
frail scaffold
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nuh uh

naive bison
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just going off the name

glad carbon
frail scaffold
naive bison
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i had a cool monster

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it was called "assault"

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it was colored in camo

frail scaffold
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i dont really drink any of em

naive bison
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it cost like 3x a normal monster

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and it tasted like a pepsi

glad carbon
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pipeline punch is yummy

naive bison
frail scaffold
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just taste em when friends or fam get em

pale ingot
naive bison
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theres no way

glad carbon
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i dont drink caffine much because it makes my head feel like its gonna explode

naive bison
naive bison
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drink 500mg of caffeine a day

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to build tolerance

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drink pre-workout like water

glad carbon
naive bison
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no

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i will stay a figment of your imagination

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proof of your mental illness

frail scaffold
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do you know how much is in a coffee

naive bison
naive bison
glad carbon
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???

frail scaffold
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uh

naive bison
frail scaffold
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no

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LMFAO

naive bison
frail scaffold
frail scaffold
naive bison
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polish my balls

glad carbon
frail scaffold
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broken clock is right twice a day

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a cup of coffee is around 95

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it depends what type

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but thats a CUP

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not a spoonfull

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thats why when i started seeing drinks advertising like

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250mg

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i was like holy fuck

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and with coffee you need to at least brew it and stuff

naive bison
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about 90mg in instant coffee

frail scaffold
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these you just grab n drink

naive bison
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up to 400mg is safe a day

naive bison
frail scaffold
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this is what i got

naive bison
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thats per CUP

stoic girder
naive bison
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thiis is todd howard alt

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"guys games should be broken and weird
buy starfield"

frail scaffold
naive bison
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with just 1 spoon of coffee in it

stoic girder
frail scaffold
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freak

naive bison
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thats still 90 mg

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of caffeine

stoic girder
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I think the broken here means that the player can break it.

naive bison
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no

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wrong

stoic girder
austere shadow
drifting mantle
fast wasp
stoic girder
naive bison
fast wasp
drifting mantle
glad carbon
fast wasp
frail scaffold
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i got myself an irish creme rn

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today is a monster day

glad carbon
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shine you should mix white monster with diet pepsi

frail scaffold
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i dont have any

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plus i got a coffee one

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id just make pilk at that point

shell venture
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just drink battery acid and make it faster

fast wasp
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mix battery acid and caffeine

quartz ridge
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Rhe secret to being really productive is by drinking coffee or somethinf with a lot of caffeine at the start of your day

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Like after brushijg yoir teeth

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Dont even eat any food

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Caffeinemaxx

deep topaz
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Pop a jet alert and get 200mg of caff

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Then pop a jet asleep so you're wired and exhausted

drifting mantle
glad carbon
frail scaffold
austere shadow
frail scaffold
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LOL

austere shadow
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This is my oomfie's oomfie

frail scaffold
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👁️ 👁️

glad carbon
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🕶️

frail scaffold
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going nonverbal at the function cus they exhausted my dialog options

naive bison
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Just scrolled across a yt short STREAM of a severely autistic 30 year old man playing with WE figurine toys and he had 1k viewers

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God bless

storm stream
frail scaffold
naive bison
frail scaffold
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idk

deep topaz
naive bison
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Just read an article called onlyfans star sleeps with 585 men in 6 hours and gets hospitalized

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We need to bring shame back

frail scaffold
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literally impossible

naive bison
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I think thats what is missing

quartz ridge
naive bison
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Nowadays people have legit no shame

deep topaz
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they said sleep, not sex

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they all get 1 minute to lay down

naive bison
deep topaz
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she just sleeps through the whole thing

frail scaffold
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🥀

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bro failed math

deep topaz
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ok 30 seconds

frail scaffold
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they legit were doing this

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single file line

deep topaz
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they probably just got in a line and they all got 1 thrust

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hope you studied for the ball exam

storm stream
frail scaffold
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what makes it blue

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why blue

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also 8k bro im crying

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🥀

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whatever you say buddy

image.png
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if i owned youtube id ice this guys channel just for the audacity of slamming 8k on the thumbnail and title

weak jackal
frail scaffold
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gmmm sam

uncut yew
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frail scaffold
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im sorry its like involuntary at this point

uncut yew
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instant

frail scaffold
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i was gonna do it faster but i saw you typing when i was tabbed out

deep topaz
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the gus

frail scaffold
glad carbon
frail scaffold
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BAD

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However.

glad carbon
frail scaffold
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Also bad

glad carbon
shell venture
glad carbon
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🥀

frail scaffold
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LMFAO

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Got his ass

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Speaking of the frontier

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Monthly repost of this

glad carbon
frail scaffold
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i should play this deadass

glad carbon
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its better now

frail scaffold
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itd finally give me a reason to be a piece of shit

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and i like the spider companion

glad carbon
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its also the only way to get decent car physics into fnv

frail scaffold
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true

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i was genuinely impressed with the tech

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i wanted cars in fallout again ever since 2

glad carbon
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i wish fo4 didnt cut out the cars

frail scaffold
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it makes no sense that ONE GUY cant repair one

glad carbon
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iirc gunners were gonna have apcs

frail scaffold
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like have you ever been around a real mechanic

glad carbon
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atomcats hotrods n stuff

frail scaffold
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they can make anything work

glad carbon
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they can repair power armor

frail scaffold
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"erm but cars had nuclear fusion engines!!!"

glad carbon
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just make it run off fusion cells???

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like power armor does

frail scaffold
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what ever happened to diesel in the fallout universe

glad carbon
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shine unironically

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they ran out of like most resources

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they went to the moon to harvest helium for power its really grim

narrow lotus
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@tidal trellis

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frail scaffold
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deadspace is pretty grim like that too

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the whole point of planet cracking in deadspace is to rip resources out of planets

high wing
glad carbon
frail scaffold
glad carbon
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they used like most of the oil up in some huge industrial revolution since they never developed complex microelectronics until way later

frail scaffold
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lemme see what you need to make bio diesel again

tidal trellis
naive bison
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Goodnight guys

glad carbon
tidal trellis
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wouldn't catch me as monolith

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monolith are stimky

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they suck

frail scaffold
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😭

naive bison
frail scaffold
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even the smallest crt tubes were still thick asf

naive bison
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A fallout mod with like multiple weirdo pedophiles working on

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The best of the best of reddit

frail scaffold
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they guy who wants 1200 dollars for this btw should be thrown into a pillory and given 30 lashings

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deep topaz
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FoNV mod? pedophiles? where's the surprise

naive bison
deep topaz
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the venn diagram is very close together on all three of those

frail scaffold
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retards on ebay see this and go "i know what i got, 1300 dollars"

naive bison
glad carbon
deep topaz
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it costs a lot cause it's old

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not cause it's good

naive bison
glad carbon
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still using tapes and transistors and shit

frail scaffold
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is it 1300 dollars cool tho..

frail scaffold
narrow lotus
frail scaffold
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ever since i was looking for a 3ds to replace my old one with

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i hated resellers ever since

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leave it up to grown ass men hogging every 3ds on the planet so they can sell them for ludicrous prices on ebay

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bro threw in the cheapest sd cards he could find too

naive bison
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Have you tried coping

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And emulating

frail scaffold
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no

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well yes i emulate

naive bison
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You should

frail scaffold
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but no coping here

naive bison
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Emulate a father figure

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Goodnight

frail scaffold
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my dad is like 4 feet away from me

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huge cope

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tbh

naive bison
stoic girder
naive bison
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Huge cope

primal rapids
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Fallout had transistors but the invention came much later in the timeline and they never achieved real life levels of miniaturization

frail scaffold
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nah i gotta look at this, which one is 1200 dollars

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stoic girder
frail scaffold
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no

naive bison
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Or 1299 for all

frail scaffold
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oh yeah youre right

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its if you wanna buy the lot

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i apologize lord

primal rapids
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You made a minor inconsequential mistake on the internet, your punishment is death

frail scaffold
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this is ridiculous

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thats just a plain 3ds

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aint nothing special about it

primal rapids
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I always wanted to get a 3DS and hack it to run basically every game off a micro SD

frail scaffold
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thank god my buddy just gave me his old one

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cus id never give these guys a penny

deep topaz
frail scaffold
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nah it was for the whole lot of them

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the seller is just an idiot and doesnt know how to set a listing

drifting mantle
frail scaffold
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(shocker)

frail scaffold
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and probably will be too

primal rapids
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Thing is that pristine consoles/handhelds are actually pretty cheap in Japan. Thing is that in order to get the actually good deals you have to physically go to Japan which kinda invalidates the savings.

frail scaffold
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deadass the fact that the switch 2 still uses the same joycons as the old one is enough to tell me nintendo arent even worth buying a game from anymore

drifting mantle
glad carbon
frail scaffold
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i like this gif

drifting mantle
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Tried to modify it

frail scaffold
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nintendo gets literally nonstop shit for how ass their joysticks were

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solution? use the exact same ones for the switch 2

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literally genius

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and people will still gargle their nuts

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such is the way of the nintendo nerd

primal rapids
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Reject modernity, return to Gamecube and Gameboy Advance

frail scaffold
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my gamecube controller STILL fucking works

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from 2002

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literally no excuse for how ass controllers are now

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but how will the company ever stay afloat without making consumers buy new controllers every couple months

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think about the shareholders!!!

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how will they feed their families

stoic girder
primal rapids
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Will somebody please think of the poor innocent shareholders! Look, they’re wiping their tears with their stock portfolios!

frail scaffold
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MR ELECTRIC, LIQUIDATE HIS ASSETS IN FRONT OF HIS SHAREHOLDERS IMMEDIATELY

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⛈️

drifting mantle
# frail scaffold and people will still gargle their nuts

I think this whole situation shows, how detached WE as internet users are from the actual target audience for Nintendo
They target parents and their children who don't even engage all that much with the internet.
Sure, they might think it's expensive... But that's all. None of them are aware of the issues we talk about
Which is why it was instantly out of sale.

It could also be, because of scalpers of course...
I think we will the the reality of the situation, if the thing finally released and how popular it will be

frail scaffold
# stoic girder

I literally never drank anything that said ipa, i didnt know what it was so i was like naw

frail scaffold
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And nintendo knows that too

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So they don't have a choice but to buy their shit to create content

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Its actually really fucking slimy but what company isnt

gleaming grove
drifting mantle
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That's also part of it, aye
But I don't think it is THAT much of an impact
We can only speculate. But I do agree it is retarded as fuck from some Nintendo fans, to talk shit and immediately eat up all the slop Nintendo is creating

frail scaffold
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No not nearly as much

drifting mantle
frail scaffold
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But i def think nintendo factored it in when they were deciding prices for shit

drifting mantle
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yee

shell venture
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0 morals and no dignity

deep topaz
frail scaffold
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Yes they do, have you tried to pivot a yt channel that was grown from one specific audience?

shell venture
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maybe don't be a retard and base your channel on a slimy company

frail scaffold
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Agree

shell venture
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you deserve what you tolerate

frail scaffold
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But ill defend the ppl over corporate cock anyday

drifting mantle
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I honestly don't get why Nintendo is so beloved in the first place... All their games are mostly kinda mid...
They have a few gems, but these come out maybe 2-3 time a decade or so
The rest is either okayish or slop... Slop from big IPs like Pokemon

frail scaffold
shell venture
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fuck them both

shell venture
deep topaz
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we're about to lose nerds hop on

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drifting mantle
shell venture
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the ips are beloved cause most people play their games as children

frail scaffold
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Nintendo are also the most egregious for policing what u can and cant post about their content

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Trying to listen to a beloved nintendo game ost on yt be like

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Theyre literally like their own record label company too

drifting mantle
# shell venture they are basically nostalgia farming

But thinking about that... They even do a bad job at that
They shut down every possibility to play the classics...
And if they host the classics themselves, they do it in the worst possible way one can think of

shell venture
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and by doing that you play the new ones

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or buy the classics for full price

drifting mantle
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yes

shell venture
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yes i would love a game from last century for full price thank you

frail scaffold
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Remember when nintendo shut down the entire 3ds eshop with no way to get those games anywhere else other than piracy

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They literally shoot themselves in the foot then cry when ppl have to get their games through other ways

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Its like toddler logic unironically

pale ingot
drifting mantle
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God this is fucking frustrating...
I would've stopped being a fan YEARS ago, just because of these few facts alone
And there is SO much more BULLSHIT that Nintendo is pulling... it's insane

You need to have an absolute NPC brain, to support them...

shell venture
frail scaffold
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Then on top of killing the 3ds eshop they kept releasing updates to try (and failed) at stopping luma3ds

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Xdddd

shell venture
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i legit saw people thanking nintendo for allowing fromsoft to make another bloodborne game
"nintendo saving fromsoft from the clutches of sony"

frail scaffold
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God forbid ppl turn all those consoles into actually awesome handhelds

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I literally could never imagine their thought process

frail scaffold
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They deepthroating it atp

shell venture
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what's funny is that game is a switch 2 exclusive

frail scaffold
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Yeah and its online only

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Aint touching that shit with a 30 foot pole

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Idgaf if fromsofts name is on it

primal rapids
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My conspiracy theory is that Sony is keeping a stranglehold on Bloodborne remasters/ports because they want it to be a PS6 exclusive to drum up console sales.

drifting mantle
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SteamDeckOS is now out... Which means you can now run it on any off-brand Handheld you want...
You can install emulators on it and play Switch games from there kekl

frail scaffold
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Miyazaki himself said its not in his hands for more bloodborne stuff

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On an interview

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But idk if we'll ever know for sure

low atlas
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Please

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let me dream

frail scaffold
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We aint never getting the pc port vros

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Yk whats insane

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You can literally run bloodborne on a ps5 at 60fps rn

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Just need to mod the ps5 to unlock the fps

drifting mantle
shell venture
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also miyazaki doesn't like sequels iirc

frail scaffold
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Random ppl in their basements are getting more progress on bloodborne port than sony themselves

shell venture
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look at ds1
it's a complete package

primal rapids
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What if we told Miyazaki that the sequel could have as many barefooted women and poison swamps as he wanted?

frail scaffold
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But bandai namco strangled em for it probably

shell venture
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that's why ds2 is superior baby
you don't even need ds1
unlike cuck souls 3

frail scaffold
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Just like how bandai namco delisted prepare to die edition on steam

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So you have no choice but to buy garbanzo beans ds remaster

drifting mantle
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DS2 could have been just it's own thing if we're being honest
Just like Elden Ring is it's own thing

frail scaffold
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It is its own thing

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Its story is like only loosely related

shell venture
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kinda

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it is related

drifting mantle
shell venture
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but they made it stand out on it's own without soypointing ds1 every 5 seconds

primal rapids
#

I mean Elden Ring still isn't terribly different from Souls games. Not like Sekiro is.

shell venture
drifting mantle
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I couldn't get Sekiro to run, because of my TV omegakekw

frail scaffold
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Ds2 is also the only souls game to like. Have ppl in the world understand whats going on in the grand scheme of things and actually talk about it

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Aldia and vendrick

primal rapids
#

Ah yes, the ambush burning bush

frail scaffold
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Ds2 stays winning

primal rapids
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Also Aldia's voice is strangely compelling.

shell venture
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it's funny that whenever i see a first time ds2 playthrough they always like it

frail scaffold
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I love aldia

shell venture
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cause people keep telling them to skip

frail scaffold
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Genuinely one of my fav souls characters

shell venture
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"bearer of the curse...seek strength" absolutecinema

drifting mantle
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Best Souls Charatcer is Patches

frail scaffold
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"A LIE IS STILL A LIE"

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🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

primal rapids
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My problem with DS2 the ADP stat. Literally should not exist. It's there purely to waste levels on so you can have iframes worth a damn while rolling.

shell venture
shell venture
frail scaffold
shell venture
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adp was never as big of a problem as people make it out to be

frail scaffold
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Literally like level it 6 times

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N never touch it again

shell venture
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it's not great obv
but it's not "unplayable"

frail scaffold
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Its that fucking easy

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The bigger problem with ds2 is soul memory

shell venture
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also at max it gives more iframes than ds1 & 3

drifting mantle
shell venture
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you don't actually

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i never did first time playing

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and in ds2 i learned to never use shields

weak jackal
gleaming grove
drifting mantle
frail scaffold
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Actually peak

shell venture
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most people who play blind never touch it and don't feel a difference

primal rapids
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I once invaded a guy in Elden Ring who did nothing but eat prawns and crabs near Boggart's shack

drifting mantle
frail scaffold
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Dude i miss ds2 being active

frail scaffold
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Yk whats worse than adp

primal rapids
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Vitality?

frail scaffold
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The fact they nerfed golf swing

gleaming grove
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I have no desire for a switch

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What can I do for a Nintendo DSI XL with Yoshi Island again

shell venture
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i also don't like carry weight having it's own stat

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in elden ring beta test i remember they made it come with strength then removed it

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i was so hyped for that

frail scaffold
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They literally only nerfed golf swing cus sad level 800 farmers hosting fight clubs were getting flung off the iron keep bridge were bitching

primal rapids
#

Also can someone tell me why in the fuck we don't have a faith/int infusion in Elden Ring.

drifting mantle
frail scaffold
shell venture
frail scaffold
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Hence the L2 meta

shell venture
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he makes it worse every game

drifting mantle
frail scaffold
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Yk what else is retarded

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Why THE FUCK did elden ring let you drop items to ppl again

shell venture
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elden ring had beast and frenzy for faith so that was peak

frail scaffold
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Elden ring is legit the worst title for twink invading its insane

primal rapids
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Clawmark seal has absolute shit scaling so it's only really good if you're going for a strength build but still want to cast a few miracles.

shell venture
frail scaffold
shell venture
drifting mantle
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Fromsoft Multiplayer was always shitty and weird kekl

shell venture
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faith / str is the chad build
everything else is for cucks

frail scaffold
primal rapids
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And dex/faith builds get jack shit despite lightning being associated with dex. Like if they gave the gravel stone seal even a minor dex scaling it would have been perfect.

shell venture
#

good

lusty sonnet
shell venture
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L

frail scaffold
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Me n my buddy were doing coop again and we got invaded by a guy at level 8 with full banished knight armor, 7 flasks and rot rapier

These ppl are beyond virgins its nuts

lusty sonnet
primal rapids
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Still not as bad as strength/int builds though, about as anti-synergistic as it gets besides some weapons requiring those two stats.

drifting mantle
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I remember the River of Blood meta... That was peak in a bad way omegakekw

primal rapids
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But why the hell would you go strength/int instead of dex/int

shell venture
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big rock sword

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or radahn dual wield swords

frail scaffold
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Seamless coop is almost necessary for fun coop because red men make it miserable for everyone except themselves

primal rapids
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Ruins greatsword and Starscourge Greatswords have pretty shit int scaling so you can get the bare minimum to wield them and dump the rest in strength

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Same for Fallingstar Beast Jaw if anyone even remembers that weapon

drifting mantle
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Well, I'm curious to see how Elden Ring Nighrein will be

frail scaffold
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I love the popsicle stick sword

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Aint got nothing on the crypt black blade tho

drifting mantle
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Or whatever it's called

shell venture
drifting mantle
shell venture
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i was so fucking hyped seeing the trailer then found out it's online immediately killed all hope

frail scaffold
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I am glad for one thing at least and thats fromsoft actually trying new things + reviving old ips

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And new ips

primal rapids
#

Know what would have made faith so much better? If we could get weapon conjuring incants like Morgott has. Basically the faith counterpart of Carian swordceries.

shell venture
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at least im glad they confirmed next game isn't open world

frail scaffold
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Thank fuck

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Literally the worst part of elden ring easily

shell venture
deep topaz
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we're losing

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GET ON

primal rapids
deep topaz
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we're losing by a LANDSLIDE

frail scaffold
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If anyone enjoys the open world segments to ER you're (a beautiful person and ily)

shell venture
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instead of taking the gimmick from those spells

shell venture
frail scaffold
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I really like elden rings pyromancies

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But where THE FUCK is my black flame combustion

drifting mantle
frail scaffold
#

And madness

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God i love madness

primal rapids
shell venture
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i thought it would be like a "blood dragon" for elden ring

frail scaffold
weak jackal
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Look inside shitpost subchannel
No shitposting
Walls of text
cat image

primal rapids
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I wish we could get the frenzied flame head as something we could wear after doing the frenzied flame ending.

frail scaffold
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I don't even want that

primal rapids
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I wouldn't even care if it was actively detrimental, that shit is literal fire

drifting mantle
frail scaffold
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I just want the option for the frenzy flame eyes

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PLEASEEEEE

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PLEASE MIYAZAKI ILL DO ANYTHING

drifting mantle
weak jackal
primal rapids
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Also I wish Madness status wasn't fucking worthless 99% of the time in PvE.

frail scaffold
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YES

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And its literally retarded

weak jackal
drifting mantle
frail scaffold
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Why tf does sleep work on most things but not madness

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Its literally retarded

primal rapids
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"Only humans can be inflicted with Madness" OKAY I GUESS WE'LL IGNORE ALL THE RATS THEN

weak jackal
glad ingot
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No

frail scaffold
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ITS NOT EVEN LIMITED TO JUST HUMANS

weak jackal
frail scaffold
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Its specifically only player chars or player char npcs

drifting mantle
frail scaffold
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Mind numbingly braindead decision from from

primal rapids
frail scaffold
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Create entirely "new" status effect

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Only works on 10% of enemies in the entire fucking game

drifting mantle
frail scaffold
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avgn voice: what were they thinking!!!

glad ingot
shell venture
frail scaffold
#

And 10% is still a high estimate

weak jackal
frail scaffold
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Probably more like 5%

primal rapids
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Like at the very least proccing Madness on non-human enemies could stagger them and cause a bit of damage. That would at least be SOMETHING

frail scaffold
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Nope

weak jackal
frail scaffold
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Glorified pyromancies

weak jackal
frail scaffold
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Its been decided

shell venture
weak jackal
frail scaffold
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"You're fruity"

weak jackal
slender rock
glad ingot
slender rock
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Kek

frail scaffold
slender rock
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Fucking hate this thing

stoic girder
austere shadow
high wing
slender rock
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It's too fucking hot

austere shadow
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Rel

slender rock
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Bruh

shell venture
slender rock
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You you why

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Wtf

worldly gate
slender rock
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Real

worldly gate
frail scaffold
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No unironically tho

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These are literally the same ppl, different mindset

slender rock
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Ugh

frail scaffold
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God forbid someone today wanted to give their kid a nice handheld with some awesome games on it

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Random manchild on Ebay: 300 dollars please

worldly gate
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They're the fudds of videogame consoles
"I know what i got"

frail scaffold
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Actually kys

worldly gate
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And they wanr that much for a regular fuckin nintendo console

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Its not even some ultra rare edition with some extra acessory or anything

frail scaffold
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I remember when my older sister was talking about home prices and she showed me this house that was like 500k and i literally just said to her

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"That house isnt worth that much"

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And she literally just like was flabbergasted

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Id genuinely ask the guy whos selling it to tell me exactly what makes this house worth HALF A MILLION

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Cant wait for housing to crash so i can just tell her "i told you so"

stoic girder
worldly gate
frail scaffold
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Give it the ye old landlord special

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White paint EVERYWHERE

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Then they act like they did some real work on the house after giving it one coat of paint and a dusting

#

Does someone have the video of a guy lowballing every car on Facebook marketplace

worldly gate
frail scaffold
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I can't find the video

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Its joever

#

Facebook marketplace is actually nuts, who tf is buying a used 2020 nissan for 30k

stoic girder
drifting mantle
frail scaffold
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Keep yourself safe

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:3

drifting mantle
#

Oh, thanks! I will!

frail scaffold
drifting mantle
# worldly gate

Damn... That makes me pretty Jealous, sitting in my massage chair set up....

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He's swinging around like a king

frail scaffold
#

Post video of guy with recoil machine for his pc

primal rapids
stoic girder
drifting mantle
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69

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Nice

deep topaz
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i wish i didn't have such a huge yakubian ape head

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my headset is cracking in half cause of my cuboid dimensions

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tidal trellis
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why!

lyric horizon
stoic girder
lyric horizon
#

why do these gifs have to be so fucking unfunny

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or

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no

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enjoy

tidal trellis
#

guh?

deep topaz
#

he said it

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tidal trellis
stoic girder
deep topaz
#

WE ARE LOSING

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drifting mantle
narrow sorrel
#

what if helldivers just give upclueless

lyric horizon
narrow sorrel
#

Like, they simply refused omegakekw

deep topaz
#

I think we just glass the planet if we lose it

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move south

stoic girder
drifting mantle
frail scaffold
#

How tf did he tip that

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That ladder must of been on unstable footing

#

Smh

drifting mantle
frail scaffold
arctic pawn
shell venture
#

ofc he's french

stoic girder
deep topaz
#

at least it comes with a built in oh-shit button

frail scaffold
#

Still probably safer than an American outlet

deep topaz
#

an american is just two prongs

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A to B

stoic girder
primal rapids
#

The tacticool mind cannot comprehend the glory of a guy disguised as a bush with a humble bolt action rifle

deep topaz
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I think most of the use of a ghillie is the enemy being completely unaware that someone is even there

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if you're looking, I feel like it wouldn't be as useful

frail scaffold
#

theres this use for ghillie too

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yes the ghillie is essential to the technique

deep topaz
#

the best ghillie is the one you make with local flora

stoic girder
frail scaffold
glad carbon
runic sorrel
deep topaz
#

they should rent it out as ad space

#

gulf of coca cola

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gulf of Chilis

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gulf of Allstate

primal rapids
grizzled meadow
fresh rose
#

Damn I thought you finally watched twd and posted a twd meme falco, but its just sunday video edit kekcry

runic sorrel
#

Twd mid

grizzled meadow
deep topaz
#

S1 was terrible

#

I'm glad it got renewed but man it blew

runic sorrel
grizzled meadow
#

It seems it's shit take time

fresh rose
runic sorrel
#

Past S4 it's bad

deep topaz
#

I hear people shit on S1 CGI a lot

grizzled meadow
#

(I'm currently at S5)

deep topaz
#

how many seasons is it

runic sorrel
#

That why it's mid because after the middle it's bad

fresh rose
grizzled meadow
runic sorrel
#

Isn't how the word mid work ?

runic sorrel
#

And cat

deep topaz
#

mid means it's mediocre

runic sorrel
#

And dogs

deep topaz
#

middle of the pack

fresh rose
#

Everything past season 8 is dog shit

hardy kindle
# primal rapids

honestly can't tell if this is just a meme or an actual vial of estrogen from one of those diy sites because so many of them are so goofy

deep topaz
fresh rose
deep topaz
#

keyboard brigade

runic sorrel
deep topaz
#

I've never even watched TWD I played one season of the video game

runic sorrel
#

My man respond to himself

deep topaz
#

Clem is a burning star of hope

hardy kindle
#

I beg your pardon

deep topaz
#

Clem is a saint reincarnated

fresh rose
deep topaz
#

I'm gonna be the second incarnation of that one guy who killed his sister cause she made clem sad in the TWD game

runic sorrel
#

Why not the running alive ?

runic sorrel
#

Chat is this real

deep topaz
#

yes

fresh rose
#

Can we report this man to the authorities he is a danger to the people surrounding him

runic sorrel
deep topaz
runic sorrel
#

Nah that fake

deep topaz
#

watch his video he's nuts

visual stirrup
#

watch his nuts

#

wait

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teenager

#

forget I said anything

runic sorrel
#

This guy has a mental issue

deep topaz
#

really???

runic sorrel
#

Maybe i'm not a doctor

#

Perhaps

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Can we have a doctor to back what I just said

visual stirrup
#

a medical doctor?

runic sorrel
#

No no a doctor in medieval history and the social economy of the HRE during the 30 years war

visual stirrup
#

well, you're in luck!

runic sorrel
#

Are you ?

visual stirrup
grizzled meadow
visual stirrup
#

everybody makes fun of him for rubbing his head all the time

#

but I do the same shit

#

almost two years of shaved dome, and I'm still not used to it

fresh rose
#

John Bernthal my beloved

runic sorrel
#

Let me tell you something

grizzled meadow
grizzled meadow
river zealot
grizzled meadow
fresh rose
#

You guys forget abt the unique line of dialog

#

What is that

#

What is thaaat

grizzled meadow
fresh rose
#

I love it so much

grizzled meadow
#

🥷

deep topaz
#

we out here in the wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooods

fresh rose
#

I got a woods schizo edit

#

Ill send it tomorrow

#

Its unhinged

#

Its awesome

runic sorrel
#

Man i need to rewatch twd

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It was peak

signal cobalt
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@tidal trellis

#

back to when i just mega compressed the compilation

fading portal
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signal cobalt
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too high quality

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needs to be reduced

deep topaz
#

i think he did

signal cobalt
deep topaz
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only bad part about having dynamic traders where NPCs can sell items: gotta wait in fucking line

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signal cobalt
#

this isnt a meme

deep topaz
hazy finch
signal cobalt
#

watch yo mf tone

#

teal name

hazy finch
signal cobalt
hazy finch
visual stirrup
gleaming grove
signal cobalt
narrow sorrel
deep topaz
#

festive

visual stirrup
narrow sorrel
gleaming grove
#

They really did tie up their patents in christmas lights

narrow sorrel
#

No, Dad got the bedtime rope

narrow sorrel
visual stirrup
#

y'all didn't watch that one animation?

gleaming grove
#

@narrow sorrel dont you love it when your sister who offer to eat a crazed neighborhood in robe who got killed by summon an unholy devilish entity with you and then having weird abusive fetish love relationship w her brother

#

I think thats basically the plot of 1st Andy n Leyley

visual stirrup
#

literacy of average incest fan

gleaming grove
#

Oh mah gotta its incesto

pale ingot
#

lowkey not even incest until you make it

#

incest is a fucking ending path

visual stirrup
#

the funniest thing abut GRR Martin is that he like

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helped write elden ring

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added incest

#

and left

pale ingot
#

considerably based tbh

visual stirrup
#

we are well beyond the fact that incest was somewhat normal in medieval times

#

bro probably has coffin of andy and iely in his steam library

pale ingot
#

its still somewhat normal just go to an american redneck community

visual stirrup
#

and france, apparently

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don't ask french philosophers what they were doing in 1977

broken pebble
#

i found flop

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visual stirrup
zealous remnant
#

hmm
yes
I see flop is still being bullied

visual stirrup
#

the grass is still green

broken pebble
visual stirrup
#

it has been 0 days since Flop has been bullied

#

we lost the cards for the other numbers

#

years ago

#

nobody has noticed

fluid heron
#

At my dad's house dog sitting and holy shit is Alexa irritating

#

fuck this stupid brick

visual stirrup
#

the worst thing about Alexa is that you can't beat her to make her shut up

broken pebble
#

you can tell her to be quiet

visual stirrup
#

it works with other women

signal cobalt
fluid heron
#

"Play Bobby Caldwell" plays one Bobby Caldwell song and then some dog shit straight after

#

JUST PLAY THE FUCKING ARTIST I SAID

signal cobalt
#

day ruined

#

like why you do that to me dawg

#

like i got fear of the dark, then rockstar

#

what is this shit

fluid heron
#

Play tame Impala alright starts playing choir

signal cobalt
#

i wanted the trooper next, not this horseshit

narrow sorrel
visual stirrup
#

age of consent

quartz ridge
#

youre just repeating what everyone else says about it

fluid heron
visual stirrup
#

the fact that these petitions exist is proof that french philosophy needs to be disregarded

quartz ridge
#

never ask a nickelback hater if they can sing the lyrics to how you remind me or rockstar

visual stirrup
#

the guy who invented "death of the author" signed one of them

signal cobalt
#

this is a true story

narrow sorrel
visual stirrup
# fluid heron What were they doing

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_petitions_against_age-of-consent_laws

French petitions against age-of-consent laws

In 1977 and 1979, several petitions were signed by a number of prominent French intellectuals, doctors, and psychologists calling for reforms to or the abolition of the French age-of-consent law. A January 1977 petition published in Le Monde criticized the Affaire de Versailles—the detention of three men arrested for sex offences against child...

quartz ridge
deep topaz
#

Alexa is dogshit cause it's just a little data scraper you BUY willingly and put into your home

signal cobalt
quartz ridge
signal cobalt
#

"issue"