🎪bruh-fart

[upper gulch]

people find it attractive

[slender rock]

it is american food

lol

my god

[upper gulch]

it is

[upper gulch]

true it is but we dont associate it

do like burgers and pizza and shit

[slender rock]

american westcoast accent so

[deep topaz]

well

[upper gulch]

is good enough

[slender rock]

...

[deep topaz]

American food depends on where you are

but hot dogs, hamburgers will always work

[upper gulch]

yes

like every place here sell them

[slender rock]

mexican food is included

[deep topaz]

the world isn't ready for the Chicago dog

[slender rock]

chi-dogs are a different breed

[upper gulch]

it is but we dont think of it

[slender rock]

I can't fuck with that

[upper gulch]

like imagine if you go to the balkans and try to convince us some cajun creole shit is american food

[slender rock]

[upper gulch]

no one is going to look at gumbo and go "oh yea thats america"

[deep topaz]

it is though

[slender rock]

Southern cooking tho

[deep topaz]

damn good american food

[upper gulch]

all of you are fat as shit so we associate that with your food

literally just burgers pizza hot dogs

[upper gulch]

yes very good

[slender rock]

for marketablity yeah

[upper gulch]

appalachian cuisine is amazing

[slender rock]

but I can't do that man

I have to be genuine

[upper gulch]

if you make it properly

most white people make it bland as shit though

[deep topaz]

BBQ rat skewers 🤤

[upper gulch]

black people in georgia know how to properly make appalachian shit

[slender rock]

Well I am not entirely white

[deep topaz]

rich white people make shit bland cause they have personal chefs

[upper gulch]

your 5% native doesnt mean anything

[deep topaz]

poor whites cook good

[slender rock]

50%*

[upper gulch]

its because they usually just make the dish itself

like

they wont use actual pork fat in it

they will just use butter and flour for the roux

shit like that

make it so bland

[slender rock]

eugh

[upper gulch]

adding pepper doesnt make food not bland

white people need to learn this

[slender rock]

they won't

thats too spicy

[upper gulch]

thats true

[slender rock]

-_-

[deep topaz]

midwest white is usually bland

east coast not so much

[slender rock]

that's midwest

[upper gulch]

i had a white guy genuinely tell me pepper was fucking spicy

i was just fucking asstounded

astounded

[slender rock]

which is basically nordic rejects from the past

or whatever

[upper gulch]

yes

[slender rock]

yeah

sorry but thats kinda what it is

xD

[drifting mantle]

Genetics matter when it comes to spicy stuff

[upper gulch]

georgia and louisiana are the southern food places

only proud thing i have to say about georgia was learning to properly make southern food

and my uncle in america his wife is from louisiana so

[slender rock]

he's set

[upper gulch]

white people got the bad end of genetic stick with it

[slender rock]

chili relleno

[upper gulch]

they also dont ever eat it to build up spice tolerance

they just complain something is spicy

and never eat spicy shit

its like complaining a doctor you have a infection but not taking his meds

[slender rock]

yeah

[upper gulch]

they are good but i hate making them

[slender rock]

I like spicy shit that slowly burns in a good way

[upper gulch]

could never get pepper big enough to not split before i would stuff it

[upper gulch]

i prefer spices to heat spicey

spicy

[slender rock]

not the fuck you get fucked taste bud killing for the sake of masochism kinda spicy unless it's wasabi

yeah

wasabi is meant to slap you in the fucking face

🥲

[upper gulch]

would much rather eat a dish that has ras el hanout or zaatar or 7 spice or whatever spice blend you put for it than someone who flavors shit with hot sauce

[slender rock]

true that

[upper gulch]

speaking of wasabi

[slender rock]

?

[upper gulch]

idk why raw fish sushi is not more popular in america

forgot the name

but where it is just rice and raw fish

[slender rock]

Sashimi

[upper gulch]

yes

it wasnt "rare" to find in america but it wasnt popular

[slender rock]

me being a fucking weeb it's like one of my favs

[upper gulch]

it is my favorite kind also

[slender rock]

but it's also because it being RAW fish people are scared of parasites and salomonella

but sushi is made with high standards if done correctly

[upper gulch]

americans are scared to eat everything

[slender rock]

and accredited chefs

with all the training and so on, certs etc..

[deep topaz]

sashimi is often more expensive than regular rolls

for some reason

[upper gulch]

they worry about their fucking cutting board getting shit in their food with the same knife they can see chopping their food and yet acting as if they want it to not also cut what their chopping on

[slender rock]

it's prepped by more skilled chefs is why

[slender rock]

mmm microplastics

[upper gulch]

they are such a non issue

[drifting mantle]

That's because they don't live in areas with many viruses, bacteria and shit.
They didn't need to eat spicy stuff, in order to kill off germs and stuff inside their food.

That's why indians food for exampel is so spicy... It kills off a lot of bad germs, making it safe to eat the food around their parts.

Since white people often lived in colder areas, they only needed to cook their food in order to kill off their bad germs.

[deep topaz]

love me a piece of chicken on a charcoal grill

[upper gulch]

dont know if its true but its interesting

[upper gulch]

if you season it properly sure

[slender rock]

some of it is

[upper gulch]

not if youre just nasty fuck and throw fresh raw chicken into a grill

the only meat i dont season is ground beef and i only use that for dumplings and shit

[slender rock]

spicy foods tend to come from hotter climates too

[upper gulch]

there is one spice that rule them all in the balkans

vegeta

[idle veldt]

Thanks Reddit

[slender rock]

https://ejournal.sinica.edu.tw/bbas/content/2005/1/Bot461-05.html

[upper gulch]

idk why we dont use more spices

[slender rock]

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0926669010001639

[upper gulch]

with how blended our culture is

[upper gulch]

the most common spice we use constantly is probably parsley, cumin, or paprika

and vegeta

parsley is a herb though

more of seasoning than a spice

[slender rock]

Paprika yeah, but parsley is an aromatic...

mmm

[upper gulch]

yea

[drifting mantle]

It's the same reason why black people are more resistent to radiation, than white people.

Black people had more exposure to the sun, so they adopted and have more melanin inside their skin. Protecting them from the sun's radiation.

White people didn't have much sun light. So in order to receive more Vitamin D, they developed a pale skin tone. Giving them less protecting from the sun, but they receive more Vitamin D in a short period of time.

You can see that black skin is protecting you from radiation, by looking at the Animal Kingdom around Chernobyl. All those animals developed black skin, after some time

[upper gulch]

some people will use it like a spice though

dont know why

[slender rock]

well the balkans is mexican euro so?

[drifting mantle]

It's all about the area you live in

[upper gulch]

in reality its because yakub favored the blacks

[slender rock]

lol

[upper gulch]

ehhh

maybe more like

[slender rock]

I am just being silly btw

[upper gulch]

its more like the south america of europe

constant conflict and ton of people groups that all claim to be different and nationalistic for each one yet theyre all really the same

[slender rock]

the music of both still slap so

[upper gulch]

that is true

have you ever heard sevdalinke

dont know why im asking you definitely have not

[slender rock]

I think so

[upper gulch]

you dont live in a place with bosniaks

[drifting mantle]

I only need to spend 10 mins in the sun to receive my daily dose of Vitamin D.
While black people have to leave their man cave for much longer...
I consider my skin tone a gift, because of it

[slender rock]

I mean

[upper gulch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wMe_T2nkJM

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHTmCrGdNzM

[upper gulch]

safet isovic is pretty much grandfather of sevdalinke

one of them

[slender rock]

play both at the same time

?

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/yakub-glaze-lebron-james-lebron-gif-7450672780557101522

[upper gulch]

no.

[slender rock]

too powerful?

damn

[upper gulch]

himzo polovin as well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKdmryzZyTE

this is one of his most famous sevdalinke

its one of most famous sevdalinke world wide actually

emina

they have a statue for it in mostar

the story is a real story that was written by a bosnian serb

[slender rock]

honestly

adding these to my playlists because it blends in with linda's album too

so

fuck yes

[upper gulch]

his sister use to live by the imams house in their neighborhood and he would try to get with the imams daughter but she would refuse him and that is what he wrote about in that

[slender rock]

oof

[upper gulch]

yes

[slender rock]

unrelated

kinda miss my hair man

damn

😦

[upper gulch]

"i offered her salaam but by my din (faith but islamic version of it, dont know why he uses it because he was a christian serb but i guess it suggests linguistic mixing during ottoman period of terms) beautiful emina would not even hear it. instead, scooping her water in to silver pitcher"

"a wind blew from branches down her lovely shoulders, and it unraveled her thick braids--making me excited and confused"

he got denied pretty heavly

heavily

[upper gulch]

"i nearly stumbled, i swear to god. but beautiful emina did not come to me. she only gave me a frowning look, she did not care, the naughty one, that i am crazy for her"

[slender rock]

ahh

unrequited love

[upper gulch]

yes

mans oldest love story

[slender rock]

indeed

[upper gulch]

then dont shave it

[narrow sorrel]

I did it boys, I suffered a RUSSIAN squeaker on arena breakout

[fossil swan]

path of exile is fun

[narrow sorrel]

we're reaching new levels of cultural experience here

[upper gulch]

i have not really cut mine since i was 18 or 19 only trim it

[slender rock]

my girl tried to trim my mohawk so it would be shorter but the shaver didn't have the proper attachement

well

yeah

:/

i look like vato cholo now

[upper gulch]

thats such a common way hair is fucked up

you need to just do the balkan male summer cut atp

[deep topaz]

just go bald

[upper gulch]

or that

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-doggface208-420doggface208-fleetwood-mac-skateboard-gif-19368049

[upper gulch]

this is literally the haircut every fucking guy in balkans gets during summer

[slender rock]

I mean

[upper gulch]

looks so retarded i swear

[slender rock]

I can pull off the vato cholo ese dawg

[upper gulch]

can you

[slender rock]

yes

[upper gulch]

everyone says they can pull things off

[deep topaz]

get a buzz

[upper gulch]

put the clippers in the bag

get a buzz

what is longest your hair has ever been

[slender rock]

shit

hold on

the longest

[upper gulch]

every man has the stage where they grow it long and then chop it all off for no reason

[slender rock]

then the hair started thinning out trimmed it shorter

[naive bison]

-can i get some artifacts?
-only a spoonful!

[prisma venture]

for fuck sake this long hair would made me go crazy

[upper gulch]

why

[prisma venture]

for how long do you dry that

like 3 hours

[slender rock]

i have thin fine hair so

3 mins?

[upper gulch]

yea you are lucky for that

[slender rock]

not anymore

[upper gulch]

my hair use to be down to my waist and i have very thick curly hair and it would genuinely take whole fucking day to dry

[slender rock]

30s onwards here comes the fucking thinning shit

[prisma venture]

well im skinhead or i have really little hair thats really loooooooong for me

[upper gulch]

keep it like that or just grow to shoulder length

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-rigoler-bald-funny-pranks-gif-17424075

[prisma venture]

yes

[upper gulch]

i am so glad that i cut my hair to my shoulders and kept it there

never again getting it as long as i had

[prisma venture]

i have hairline like strelok thats why i went skin

[upper gulch]

stop drinking so much soy

[slender rock]

well I told her now she can't pull on my hair when we're going at it like rabbits

so

[prisma venture]

my hariline fr

not even kidding

[upper gulch]

i think you could pull off the strelok

[prisma venture]

yeah i would do great cosplay with my hairline

im 19 btw

[upper gulch]

fr

[fossil swan]

get the hair cut

irl strelok

[upper gulch]

fr irl strelokk

[slender rock]

I am just fucked by genetics (moms side is a mix of bavarian, brit and scots)

so

[upper gulch]

then just go to exclusion zone and sneak in

boom

start doing camping and filming it

5mil subs

[slender rock]

wait

[upper gulch]

major cooked

[pseudo robin]

Monolith could never defeat the almighty widows peak

[fossil swan]

what can i say when im more romanian than anything

[slender rock]

doesn't soy increase hair tho

confuse

meh

[slender rock]

have you stolen anything lately?

[upper gulch]

idk there is a "right wing" myth that soy because it has certain type of estrogen in it makes men more feminine and also hair loss (for some reason) because of the extra estrogen but it in reality doesnt have effect on people

so like the soy milk and shit claim makes people lose hair quicker and make men more feminine

[slender rock]

idk, either way it's the stress and caffeine abuse

[fossil swan]

my own wallet

[upper gulch]

just pick up smoking

coffee without a cigarette is like a mosque without minaret

[slender rock]

counts

yeah

[slender rock]

the gf smokes she's a like a chimey so I can just literally can just suck it out her lungs at this point lol

[upper gulch]

yes go ahead

get the 2nd hand smoking addiction like all of us in eastern europe

[fossil swan]

how many cigs a day

[upper gulch]

then you can get the balkan summer cut

listen to gaser rap

boom perfect

[slender rock]

depends how much I am stressing out, and she does about 3 to 4 a day

[fossil swan]

packs?

[slender rock]

a day at the worst

👀

[narrow lotus]

Real, smoke so much you cant climb the stairs by 35

Packs a day?

4 packs a day

What

[slender rock]

4?

cigges mate cigges

not 4

[narrow lotus]

Ah

[fossil swan]

my dad smoked 25 cigs and my mom 10-20

[slender rock]

not yet

[fossil swan]

a day

[slender rock]

💀

[fossil swan]

for years on end

[slender rock]

I don't smoke

but she does and mom does

[narrow lotus]

Well yeah my parents smoke like 5-10 a day depends on the day

[slender rock]

💀

[drifting mantle]

Imagine 4 packs a day... Jesus Christ, where do you get your money from 💀

[slender rock]

i mean

[narrow lotus]

Dont need money for long u gonna fucking die

[drifting mantle]

And a voice like Darth Vader perhaps

[upper gulch]

rookie numbers

[slender rock]

I mean the gf is 42 so

👀

[upper gulch]

if youre not smoking literally every second youre fucking up

[narrow lotus]

Well they are on their 50s, while they were young they smoked a pack each

[upper gulch]

ah okay

i approve

[prisma venture]

I have long hair Now but you can imagine

[slender rock]

MARKED ONE WHAT THE HELL!?>

[hazy finch]

trenchline

[prisma venture]

Fuck all of u

[drifting mantle]

I am blessed with Pierce Brosnan's hair

[hazy finch]

love you too

[upper gulch]

what really happened after you saw the wish granter

[prisma venture]

I wanted new hairline but they scammed me

[drifting mantle]

He received a new hair line else where

[slender rock]

kek

[prisma venture]

Ahhj i know that feeling

[slender rock]

extra on breaking bad tho

that can be something too

[upper gulch]

just came back from basic aha

[upper gulch]

damn

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-halo2-halo-oorah-gif-15782884

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/manul-pallas-cat-gif-26723260

this is how my hair looks

[prisma venture]

I mean i have really nice beard

[upper gulch]

all that matters

[drifting mantle]

That's very cool Kratos

[slender rock]

lol

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-firehaircut228-gif-10497648713395284756

[hazy finch]

https://fxtwitter.com/weirddalle/status/1925975429522788419

no context memes (@weirddalle)

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[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/im-gone-im-out-leaving-gotta-go-sunglasses-gif-15473973

[narrow lotus]

greetings , inmate number 46446

[deep topaz]

the skeeter tree

kill it

[broken sand]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/638002336840679453/1375662175821103104/normal_mountains.png?ex=683280bd&is=68312f3d&hm=3b27daf5652baa5015c49c3271dc3a54823ecc2ff400a56beb983a580c6b964f&

[prisma venture]

Damn this chat Is more dead then my hopes to get a new hairline

Smh

[deep topaz]

it's 4AM ET

all the Euros are at their jobs

americans are asleep

[broken sand]

Go bald but grow a beard.

I sleep again

[deep topaz]

bald plus beard is peak monk status

[pseudo robin]

my condolences

[prisma venture]

Thats what im doin

[coarse bear]

That's not even the plant's doing, they just did that

[deep topaz]

you'll fight harder with your lover by your side

[hazy finch]

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus

[tight rune]

This is innovative African technology

[hazy finch]

could go for some green onion and beef stew right about now

[stone blade]

Same

[hazy finch]

or put some in some kobbleloaf

cobloaf i mean whatever the fuck its called

[deep topaz]

corncob loaf of bread

[hazy finch]

nuh uh

https://fxtwitter.com/shitpost_2049/status/1925926066113151423

Shitpost 2049 (@shitpost_2049)

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[tight wigeon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1188209001729630338/1374451575426126249/c5480f2baa57424bbfd6504e474a263a.mov?ex=6832b687&is=68316507&hm=a63513b55607a29fcd9509f8096ab906aea1c4d96e52f1d614a5d79cafd0d176&

[naive bison]

having lunch

rice, 2 grilled turkey patties and ketchup

on a diet again

im a fucking mess

[naive bison]

trueeeee

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CdMqJ9Lidg

[naive bison]

shut up idiot

[stone blade]

n0

[austere shadow]

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a7o2zWz_460sv.mp4

[hazy finch]

its done

[naive bison]

fellas

if you are on a diet

diet cola with lemon

takes away the strange aspartame aftertaste

tastes amazing

[deep topaz]

fuck diets just get a knife and cut the fat off

dirty bulk needs a dirty cut

[upper gulch]

if youre on a diet

just stop it

https://tenor.com/view/manul-pallas-cat-gif-26723260

[bold kettle]

eat cardboard. lots of fiber

[deep topaz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1103428058242883586/1367365177561055242/952eedea095fcf702f4a8e435c70ac26_1.gif

https://tenor.com/view/dababy-gif-20796549

[naive bison]

bro no i went to a doctor checkup and i got ashamed when i said how much i weigh

i let myself go

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1176167393928691732/download-1.gif

[naive bison]

it's over...

[vale sand]

What happened to just drinking water lmao

[deep topaz]

start lifting

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/itsover-wojack-gif-4367840179675491690

[deep topaz]

I'm fat but I'm still strong cause I lift

[naive bison]

shut up

watertard

[heady crow]

Western degens

[deep topaz]

if you're fat and weak it's over

[bold kettle]

died coke supresses hunger so it helps

[vale sand]

U the fat fucker that still tries to drink sweet shit on his diet

[naive bison]

[deep topaz]

you gotta make a diet achieveable or there's no point

[deep topaz]

the cops laughed at him cause that's how shit is now

[bold kettle]

its true, women just constantly seeing us as meat. disguisting

im a human being

[heady crow]

#MeToo

[deep topaz]

im a human being. i have BBQ recipes and interests

[upper gulch]

you are just eating bunch of hamburgers and fattening shit

[naive bison]

what?

yeah i know

dont have to tell me

[upper gulch]

eating vegtables and non sugary shit should not be a diet

that should already be a given

[bold kettle]

i dont, but i pay taxes, that should be enough

[upper gulch]

i love that

[naive bison]

your mother

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/pallas-cat-cat-tongue-tongue-out-tongue-sticking-out-gif-17349339388614495451

[deep topaz]

or if you're gonna eat a lot of fat, dont eat a lot of sugar

[foggy haven]

If you all having problems with your gamma. Go to base-simga Gamma support

[deep topaz]

if I wasn't cripplingly addicted to sugar I'd just eat protein all day every day

[foggy haven]

💯 real no scam.

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-gif-25474198

[vale sand]

average telegram video compression

[naive bison]

what am i even fucking looking at

[naive bison]

BRO DEADASS

my classmates asked me to send lectures

and my phone app makes a big picture of the entire note txt file

[upper gulch]

just stop brushing your teeth so you get cavities and then eating sugar become extremely painful and discourages you from eating anything sweet

[naive bison]

and telegram compresses it to fuck

[vale sand]

Send it as a file instead of an image, you need to specifically do that tho

Then their retarded app won't compress the absolute fuck out of it

[foggy haven]

If you all having problems with your gamma. Go to base-simga Gamma support

If you all having problems with your gamma. Go to base-simga Gamma support

If you all having problems with your gamma. Go to base-simga Gamma support

[vale sand]

Just make sure to not send it like that to someone that you don't trust, shit will not remove the exif data, meaning it still sends the geolocation and shit

[foggy haven]

If you all having problems with your gamma. Go to base-simga Gamma support

[deep topaz]

smite him

[naive bison]

oh no, my female classmates will have my address

i hope they dont come over

[heady crow]

Blood, can you kill him

[vale sand]

NAMI and NAMI Affiliates are here to provide you with support for you and your family and information about community resources. Contact the NAMI HelpLine at 1-800-950-NAMI (6264) or [e-mail] if you have any questions about schizophrenia or finding support and resources.

[foggy haven]

Go to...

...

[vale sand]

Then they can create a custom google maps perimeter filter to always stay at least 500 meters away from that address

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/nettspend-powers-nugget-drank-drank-drank-laser-gif-1216524080469231818

[foggy haven]

That's not gamma support @vale sand

Lil bro

[naive bison]

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/reddit-is-down-the-hall-gif-16217874748283718723

[vale sand]

For what, he is talking nonsense in a meme channel, nothing that is breaking the rules

[foggy haven]

See? Gamma supports always help

[upper gulch]

always the people that type with capitals

[foggy haven]

He's a communist 😭🙏

[upper gulch]

do you fw osamason

and nettspend

nettspend and carti duo would be like

peak music

like you couldnt even surpass that in million years

literal million

[foggy haven]

Ts PMO

[vale sand]

carti always doing way too much, his adlibs usually suck ass

[upper gulch]

yo.

watch your language

youre going into blasphemy

[vale sand]

https://tenor.com/view/btweers-gif-12554037691025205909

[upper gulch]

carti cant do too much

he is music

music literally backbones off carti

all musc

music

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-massage-scratch-headpats-gif-8875223072481535298

[vale sand]

I rarely listen to him, maybe it got better, doubt it tho

[foggy haven]

100+ Aura

[upper gulch]

tacno je.

without fucking around new carti is dogshit

dont listen

just listen to his 2 most popular albums

die lit and whole lotta red

only carti worth listening to

[upper gulch]

his new music is like if earrape was music

https://tenor.com/view/manul-pallas-cat-gif-26723260

[vale sand]

Sure, I'll check it out

[shell venture]

carti fans when they see an unsucked cock

[upper gulch]

if you like 2017-2018 rap shit it is good

[vale sand]

I don't really care for the era itself, if an album or song is good, then it's good

If it ain't, then it ain't

I kinda don't get people that limit themselves to a singular genre and just disregard everything else

[tidal trellis]

He's got a good point yk

It should just matter if it's good or not

[shell venture]

rare flop w

[upper gulch]

meant more if you like the sound

i dont know anyone who cares about the year something came out

there is a 2017-2018 sound for rap

and carti was part of it

if you like lil uzi vert usually will like old carti

[vale sand]

I mean, I listen to Ramirez and stuff like that, which is more of an "old-school sound", if that is even a valid genre name

[naive bison]

stop posting this dumbass cat

[shell venture]

this is how that era sounds
https://youtu.be/GdF1BDFGR-M

[vale sand]

He got some bangers

[upper gulch]

idk it could be every genre is just made up shit anyway

when you get into sub genres of things they barely make difference

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/manul-pallas-cat-gif-26723260

[naive bison]

both overrated as fuck

[upper gulch]

how can you not want to see manul

[shell venture]

only good thing about carti are the beats

[upper gulch]

maybe but doesnt mean it is bad

[naive bison]

they always look like they are having a bad day

[naive bison]

does

[vale sand]

I think the only genre that I really just completely avoid is Hard Rock and that kinda shit, it usually just blasts your eardrums

[naive bison]

which he doesnt even make

[shell venture]

yea that was my point

carti is shit

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/manul-pallas-cat-dunzi-closing-eyes-sleepy-gif-4676347702361106431

[tidal trellis]

Hey!

[shell venture]

carti started at rock bottom and somehow found a way to make it worse

[shell venture]

what

[upper gulch]

he really did

[vale sand]

I mean, you're talking about beats but many rappers don't even write their own lyrics anymore, the rapping scene is just completely built on top of ghostwriters nowadays

[upper gulch]

his new music is literally like if you bang soup cans together and then screech over it

its awful

[shell venture]

did you hear that weekend song lmao

[upper gulch]

i listen to whatever first song on his i am music album is

or whatever it was called

[shell venture]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt0i6nuqNEo

listen to the carti part

what is bro even wearing btw

[naive bison]

name 10 words in a carti verse without looking up lyrics

[vale sand]

bro what is that fucking song naming scheme

[shell venture]

dfkqdqqskdjqskdbjqksdjqskjdql

[upper gulch]

shawty fuh wih meh cauz she knuh um popalauh

[vale sand]

I never really realised that "The Weekend" is actually wrote out "The Weeknd"

[shell venture]

speaking of carti

[naive bison]

tf did elvis do

[vale sand]

That beat went hard tho

[upper gulch]

bro a guy at the cafe kept showing me fucking instagram reels of this guy just going on a calculator and typing in random fucking numbers and then using those numbers to say tupac and xxxtentacion and kobe bryant were still alive

he did it for like 12 minutes straight and i couldnt walk away

unemployed bosnian men look for literally anything to do besides work

[vale sand]

you live in the united states, don't you

[upper gulch]

no

bosnia

[vale sand]

holy shit

[upper gulch]

that is why hes pointing out people who died like fucking 5 years ago

it takes 5 years for news to cross the sea

[vale sand]

I actually expected for that to have happened in the U.S

[upper gulch]

we dont live under rocks as suprised as many people would be

there are skibidi toilet toys and shit at the market here

[shell venture]

same

[upper gulch]

so that is something

[shell venture]

i had a cousin with a skibidi toilet backpack

[upper gulch]

yo

[naive bison]

HAMBURGER

[upper gulch]

hamburger

[naive bison]

(actually a story about a mass stabbing in Hamburg)

[vale sand]

I mean, I knew that the brainrot shit would eventually also hit other countries but I didn't expect it to be that effective lmao

[naive bison]

[upper gulch]

its so bad

[vale sand]

Well, I know

It was all over the news

[naive bison]

brother

like

[shell venture]

mass stabbing ?

[narrow lotus]

Bin Laden

Saddam Hussein

[shell venture]

like 1 dude ?

[naive bison]

"i know"

wasn't posted for you then, was it?

[naive bison]

woman i think

no clue

i have the news section in german and against my will

cause i use vpn

couldn't care less

[vale sand]

https://tenor.com/view/spongeboomer-keep-yapping-buddy-yapper-spongebob-meme-squidiot-box-gif-12016722146058138836

[shell venture]

am i crazy or are most unhinged stabbings done by women
men just shoot or bomb

[vale sand]

It's not the worst thing that happened over here already

[worldly gate]

Add poisoning to that too

[vale sand]

Even children were casualties already

[naive bison]

"perpetrator was a 39 year old German woman with no political motive"

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/big-trouble-if-i-speak-if-i-speak-i-am-in-big-trouble-speak-big-gif-23519858

all im gonna say is theres alot of european imports that have accidents relating to them

[upper gulch]

no political motive

seems like a interesting thing to add for someone with no political motive

[naive bison]

no name either

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/get-this-man-a-shield-get-this-man-a-true-morgan-freeman-morgan-freeman-true-gif-25958604

[shell venture]

i mean it's not that crazy

[naive bison]

didn't a guy in britain go into a school and start stabbing kids

[shell venture]

bitch ass crazy woman went on a stabbing spree

[naive bison]

and look literally demonic on the mug shot

[vale sand]

I searched for the case and found a new one instead

Man this country going to fucking shit

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/big-trouble-if-i-speak-if-i-speak-i-am-in-big-trouble-speak-big-gif-23519858

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/here-comes-circus-gif-24848912

[vale sand]

13 year old, in critical conditions

[hazy finch]

i believe the first recorded school shooting in history (in america) was done with a bow and arrow a couple hundred years ago not sure ill have to go looking for it again

[shell venture]

i know it's tragic but it's kinda funny

[vale sand]

On the other hand, they found the perp and the kid is stable now

At least something

[upper gulch]

oldest one in america

[upper gulch]

1764

america literally has a tradition of it

wild

[pseudo robin]

Don’t come to class tomorrow

[narrow lotus]

damn thats like.....before even the cowboys

[shell venture]

fucking elves started school shootings

[hazy finch]

gotta use a pistol crossbow to assasinate the student president or whatever the fuck its called

[upper gulch]

school shootings are even more american than secession

[pseudo robin]

I wish elves were real so I could be racist towards more things

[upper gulch]

wish i was a dark elf so i would be racist towards more things

[upper gulch]

brown tear down my leg 💧

[young tinsel]

Though, you gotta give it to the Colonials, they're trying to protect foreigners now.

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/paws-gif-26887200

[young tinsel]

They fired all foreign students from Harvard. They'll probably be safer this way. o7

[deep topaz]

pac and x fans make paranoid schizophrenics look tame

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/ed-edd-eddy-horror-jawbreaker-gif-27516241

[tidal trellis]

That's just wrong

During my breakfast, really!?

[vale sand]

He didn't know, if he would've, he would have sent something worse

[placid sail]

don't fucking stare a screen when you eat, cum dumpster

[tidal trellis]

What am I supposed to do?! Just munch on food!

[placid sail]

correct

[tidal trellis]

That's boring plus I got things to watch to catch up on

[vale sand]

Nah but like fr, why are you scrolling through discord while eating your food?

Wrong reply, who gives a shit

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/brian-family-guy-tiktok-funny-clip-tasty-sand-gif-27509497

[tidal trellis]

Okay my attention span isn't THAT bad

[placid sail]

if you need to be entertained while you eat, like a toddler, yes, it is bad

[tidal trellis]

I don't! Smh I just can watch somethings during eating which I usually don't get the chance to

[placid sail]

yes yes your very busy schedule of being a panistani professor xavier sitting around all day, I understand

[tidal trellis]

guh?

[glad carbon]

Flop

[tidal trellis]

Frota

[glad carbon]

Hi cutie

[tidal trellis]

I'm not!! But hii

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1373220320546127903/omori-happy-mari-mari-happy.webp

[weak jackal]

Hi flop

[fallow trellis]

TW: Woman gets her insides obliterated

[tidal trellis]

Alo

[glad carbon]

Hi @fallow trellis

[glad carbon]

How's it goin big guy

[split canyon]

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[naive bison]

the caption would make sense 3 hours later if they did kiss

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1373592351141793882/snya6ir4hcra1.gif

[naive bison]

god i hope flop gets fucking bombed

(joke)

[fallow trellis]

she even did the eye lid flutter before the kiss type shi

[coarse bear]

[naive bison]

IN A VIDEO GAME

i forgot he lives in like pakistan

i do not want flop to be bombed

i hope he randomly explodes without outside interference

because of all the fucking rpgmaker game gifs

[coarse bear]

[vale sand]

bro's playing with fire lmao

[naive bison]

WHAT

[tidal trellis]

Aww you do have a soft spot for me like busy

[naive bison]

you have a soft spot on top of your head like a baby

[tidal trellis]

Both of you don't really hate me

[naive bison]

and i elbow that shit like Gary Goodridge

[vale sand]

you slowly getting comfortable again, last time that lead to you having to message every person your life blog updates individually

[naive bison]

maybe it's time to slow down

getting reckless

[tidal trellis]

I call that, progress! (well kinda, unless you end up being xalrider instead of smart still )

[naive bison]

POLICE STEADY WATCHIN ME

EVERY DAY THEY CLOCKIN ME

[naive bison]

stop using that fucking emote

i hate u

[hazy finch]

can we do a blood ritual and sacrifice xal and busy for gamma 2?

[naive bison]

what did busy do

wait WHAT DID I DO?

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1373220139935334471/omori-kel_4.webp

[carmine isle]

as promised

[hazy finch]

everything and everything

[tidal trellis]

What did you DO

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1373592352714788874/ca4hei9rfcra1.gif

[carmine isle]

flop is so use to collars they cant tell when i added it

[vale sand]

That's not even worth enough to get a second Starfield

[coarse bear]

Be the change you want to see

[tidal trellis]

Oh brother this gal is stinky

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1373592352186175508/wyznidghgcra1.gif

[carmine isle]

atlesat i can shower

[hazy finch]

augh i neeeeed it...

[coarse bear]

Omg Skif's PM hiii

[naive bison]

isn't that a VIS pistol

[coarse bear]

You're right, it's clearly an AK

[tidal trellis]

I shower too! I'm clean!

[naive bison]

wait

CZ 52

[carmine isle]

prove it

[naive bison]

cz 52 in 7.62x25

[hazy finch]

i always rock a CZ 52 in gamma it looks so good shame the calibre sucks ass

[tidal trellis]

prove it howww?

[carmine isle]

somehow

[naive bison]

is it even in the game

[hazy finch]

yea its the only other pistol other than the tokarev (that i know of) that uses 7.62X25

[naive bison]

maybe the optional gunpack in the installer removes it

[hazy finch]

optional gunpack?

[naive bison]

this?

or is this something else?

it had a bunch of gun mods in it iirc

[naive bison]

is your game up to date?

[hazy finch]

i havent played gamma in like 5 months bro

[midnight cloud]

ah havent updated mah game since...spits into spitbowl TWO years...

[hazy finch]

back in my day we dident have no fancy pants hideout furni-chure addition we just used backpacks whereever we damn well pleased

[midnight cloud]

game didnt have no hand holdin-LAG REDUCIN specs

Made our anticipation skills BETTUH when there was lag

[fresh rose]

Shut up and take your pills old man

[true sedge]

i remember not having to turn off the miracle machine or brain scorcher

[coarse bear]

That's just what GAMMA Launcher downloads, meant to be used when Moddb is dead for you

[naive bison]

ok

[coarse bear]

Or, say, your vpn is eating all sorts of shit

[frail scaffold]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/733044915428130837/1375677514290303138/image0.jpg?ex=68328f06&is=68313d86&hm=6521da4a034ad8787570e4d33f0ffc4f134353e465de9f86a1b25ff1588c2337&

[tidal trellis]

I already did yesterday!

[glad carbon]

Good morning shine :3

Hiii @carmine isle

🐱

[frail scaffold]

Gmm

[glad carbon]

How's it goin oomfie

[frail scaffold]

Eepy

[hazy finch]

ooo

[glad carbon]

Same

3 am wakeup sucks

[frail scaffold]

Be honest have you heard back from any of these applications

[frail scaffold]

6am for me

[hazy finch]

only applied for one job recently which was a retail store and no i havent

[fresh rose]

What kind of question is that

Obviously he has, but for some reason all the job app readers are sending back the exact same wall of text

[hazy finch]

just scrolling through the job listing websites constantly because im not qualified enough for anything listed in my city currently and sometimes retail stores get a position open

[frail scaffold]

That means they didnt even look at it tbh

[frail scaffold]

You should apply anyway if you think you can handle it

[fresh rose]

Same

Literal cancer

[deep topaz]

Gotta put the little white text blurb for the AI

[fresh rose]

[deep topaz]

You'll get messages back

[hazy finch]

im saving up to get a forklift licence

[fresh rose]

Whats worse is i live in small town with 0 connections

And all the jobs hire off of ppl they know personally

[hazy finch]

which is what im dealing with too
almost all the listings are managing ones or medical related ones

[fresh rose]

Im doing this as well and moving the fuck out

[frail scaffold]

My best bet is the city but im tryna avoid it

[fresh rose]

I dont want to live in this town its shit

[hazy finch]

i aint going to the big citys fuck that

i just need a factory job because my town/city has a good and developing factory sector i just need to get a qualification to get in

[fresh rose]

I want to go to big city

More jobs more shit to do

I live in the equivalent of nowhere

[frail scaffold]

You need qualifications for factory work? Or is that specifically the forklift license

[hazy finch]

forklift stuff

[frail scaffold]

Gun violence:

[hazy finch]

other unqualified stuff would just put me on minimum wage and i dont wanna bother with em

forklifting is on average 30-40 bucks an hour

[frail scaffold]

I got a really nice interview for a thrift store associate but i don't think im getting it cus i forgot a 2nd form of id

[frail scaffold]

Literally been 2 years since my last interview my ass forgor

With 3 hours of work you can afford 1 AAA game

[hazy finch]

big money making in australia is either owning a business being a higher ranking white collar or working at the mines out in the desert

[naive bison]

with 60 hours of gameplay sounds like a good deal

[frail scaffold]

Unrelated but managers are literally either awesome people or scum of the earth ive noticed

Literally 0 inbetween

[hazy finch]

my current manager is great

but im getting fuckall shifts and i need money

[frail scaffold]

Some ppl really shouldn't have any leadership role and it SHOWS

[frail scaffold]

If theyre chill u can always ask

[naive bison]

theres a whole theory on bad managers

[worldly gate]

Those same people are the ones that always "fail upwards"

[naive bison]

like

[hazy finch]

weird shit at my retail store
managers select shifts for people
but a higher ups gotta review it and approve it
usual coporate bullshit i suppose

[naive bison]

you are a good enough worker to move to manager

but are not a good enough manager to move further up the corporate ladder

so you stay as a dogshit manager forever

it's called the Peter Principle

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_principle

[frail scaffold]

Yeah review it as in

"All of you need 30 hours less a week"

[naive bison]

Every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence

[hazy finch]

my current very up in the air career plan is
do forklifting shit for 5-10 years
dabble in welding stuff
if that dont work out get a couple more qualifications in heavier machinery and get jobs off of them

[frail scaffold]

Lmfao i should read this

[naive bison]

BUSTERR DOWN

wait volat emerald is a straight upgrade

it gives you a massive buff in all elemental resistances but gives you -rad res

[frail scaffold]

Im just tryna get into like hardware IT work probably

[hazy finch]

is it suit or mask rad res?

[frail scaffold]

Its what im good at

[naive bison]

idk? it's an artifact

[hazy finch]

suit rad res means fuckall so if it affects the suit rad res might be pretty good

[frail scaffold]

And as of rn AI cant put computers together yet so

[frail scaffold]

The very clearly "they know a guy in the company and its the only reason theyre here" attitude

And some managers have literally 0 patience which IMO is a skill all managers should have but whatever

https://d.fxtwitter.com/shitposts_mp4/status/1925990161206153444?t=q-Slw0AeRpbNzJ2XffUJVw&s=19

[hazy finch]

my high school has a teacher position available not surprised shit always seemed understaffed there especially during the final year or 2 of me being there

[frail scaffold]

Its cus teachers literally never get enough money, at least here

[hazy finch]

salary listed is $82,496 - $119,647 a year

[frail scaffold]

When i learned that teachers have to personally buy most of their shit for the classroom and shit i lost it

[fresh rose]

I dont live in the US

So Im fine

[frail scaffold]

40 to 70k here

Aussie bucks moment

[true sedge]

im starting a manufactuing course with a focus on welding in like 4 months

[hazy finch]

what type of welding

[frail scaffold]

Id do welding

[true sedge]

MIG and TIG

[hazy finch]

dwarf working in the factory

[frail scaffold]

Good zombie apocalypse skill

[true sedge]

its a lot of other stuff too

lathes n shit

[broken sand]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/523998462132486179/1375462861782126685/377920092_824195562824834_5305617930258097583_n.jpg?ex=68326fdd&is=68311e5d&hm=055fdf7f5315f988df864393bc45b9fe930f49d3730684f8395c46fa95493644&

[naive bison]

money spread in chat rn

[frail scaffold]

I got 20 dollar

[hazy finch]

im interested in doing blacksmithing shit cant right now cause my brother stole and broke the hairdryer i was gonna use to pump air into the forge

[glad carbon]

I wanted to get welding certified but literally every single prerequisite class at my local college is filled within a day of opening for priority registration or not even on the course selection 🥴

[hazy finch]

i paid 20 bucks for that fucking hairdryer

[naive bison]

it's like when Yuno Miles did a money spread with 3 whole dollars

[true sedge]

lmao

[naive bison]

😭

[frail scaffold]

Specifically for trades too, companies don't train anymore

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/yuno-miles-money-spending-money-spreading-money-money-spread-gif-17201100005814091796

"YUNO MILES HOW MUCH DOES A BAG OF DORITOS COST?"

[frail scaffold]

I remember my dad telling me how all the plumbers at his building used to get paid to get certified

[hazy finch]

sounds like an apprenticeship

[frail scaffold]

It was

They had a master plumber

[frail scaffold]

But he died and was never replaced

[true sedge]

do americans not have apprenticeships

[frail scaffold]

And like 90% of the plumbers have been fired or left since

[true sedge]

going into debt to become a plumber

[naive bison]

frota and robert in chat

[frail scaffold]

Im just under the impression that any form of companies putting money into the employees to make them better fits just doesn't exist anymore

If you don't show up day 1 with all the necessary skills you're worthless in most HMs eyes

[naive bison]

what does hm mean

[frail scaffold]

Hold on let me redo that

Hiring m******

Fuck it dont care

Hiring manager

[glad carbon]

Omg heyyy handsome @idle veldt

[glad carbon]

Real, also don't some places make you repay what the company paid for training costs if you ever get fired

[frail scaffold]

I don't know

But i just know putting money into your employees to make them better fit for the job is rare now

I wouldn't be surprised at least

You should see all the shit comcast does to their customers

Like charging you monthly for basically holding onto comcasts garbage

[hazy finch]

i found that 10 month old subway listing again

[frail scaffold]

Reposted?

[hazy finch]

nah

[frail scaffold]

Probably a pipeline then

IE: a job posting with no actual job behind it

Data scraping basically

[hazy finch]

for subway?

[frail scaffold]

Yes.

[hazy finch]

actually yea that makes sense

subway sucks so much now

[frail scaffold]

Ppl seem to forget your resume has valuable data on it

Around 15 dollars worth iirc

Phone number, email, name, address etc

So there's a lot of fake listings now with the only purpose is to collect your resume and sell the data on it

[carmine isle]

64 showers a day minimum

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-shower-no-shower-gif-10361107841876944321

[placid sail]

oi cunt

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/spongeboomer-keep-yapping-buddy-yapper-spongebob-meme-squidiot-box-gif-12016722146058138836

[thin cedar]

peak gameplay

[frail scaffold]

Implying busy's blood is valuable enough for a sacrifice

New spongebob jumpscare

[hazy finch]

itd be like a low tier sacrifice in a minecraft mod like you sacrifice a chicken and get a stack of cobblestone or something like that

[frail scaffold]

Real

Equal exchange

[carmine isle]

https://tenor.com/view/herus-billy-butcher-homelander-türk-türk-billy-butcher-gif-1107355102694912636

[placid sail]

may your customers be talkative as all fuck next week

[tidal trellis]

That's too much!!

[placid sail]

does your mom help you shower too or could you do something on your own flop

[tidal trellis]

I can shower by myself!!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1373592351141793882/snya6ir4hcra1.gif

[placid sail]

I'll give you a benefit of a doubt

[lyric horizon]

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1373220320546127903/omori-happy-mari-mari-happy.webp

[shell venture]

learned from my mom to never become a teacher

i unironically rather live in a homeless shelter

[frail scaffold]

Im gonna start hitting companies with "would rather be homeless" if i get offered minimum wage for IT positions

[shell venture]

hit em with the " im boutta bomb this whole mfing building "

[frail scaffold]

I heard companies like to do AI interviews now. Along with a one way video interview

Hell the fuck no

[shell venture]

why

either you get a job
or go to federal prison with infinite food and shelter

[vale sand]

I heard of some suite in the united states that uses some sort of algorithm on your application to automatically filter you out

[frail scaffold]

Humiliation torture is my guess

But more likely is that since companies get upwards to hundreds of applications per listing now thanks to shit like indeed and LinkedIn an ai. That its easier for them to wade through applicants this way

[frail scaffold]

Yep, ATS

Not everyone does it but you'll know if they do have it if you get a rejection in like 10 minutes flat

[vale sand]

And apparently the algorithm isn't very smart either, it just kinda has a set of words it expects for the position to be included

But that could be fake info

[frail scaffold]

Apparently companies are getting completely incompetent ppl for roles cus ppl are just applying for anything now

Ppl who bullshit the entire resume

[vale sand]

Imagine not even running a simple background check before onboarding someone

[frail scaffold]

Or ive even heard of them expecting one person, only to see a completely different person show up for the interview

Its crazy

[frail scaffold]

Like i said, hiring teams get like hundreds of applicants now

So theyre trying to streamline it

[vale sand]

Trying to streamline something to the extent of just straight up accepting applicants that made everything about their professional background up is not necessarily a good way of handling it

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/340410957081870339/1375786799074508861/1254254819.jpg?ex=6832f4cd&is=6831a34d&hm=acf1999d65083dfc6381f7c5ab2bf13a9608006318f65f17a889af34e356cb7e&

[frail scaffold]

Im not saying it is, just what some are doing

[shell venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1269528901986549771/1373338738301599956/images.gif

[lusty sonnet]

the first check is an AI going through the resume, then 20 technical interviews and then you get rejected

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/Ra6V7jXlez.jpg

[frail scaffold]

Have you guys seen the leaked "hidden" requirements a hiring manager gave recruiters

[idle veldt]

Hello gentleman

[frail scaffold]

Basically the requirements that you're not supposed to see

[vale sand]

I mean, I get the usage of AI in that case but it's kinda useless if you don't give it some sort of ability to run a background check on the person

[placid sail]

no black people?

[vale sand]

But it's also possible that the law refrains them to do that, maybe automating that isn't legal or something

[frail scaffold]

More like "if they didn't go to the top 8 richest universities theyre not fit for the role" type shit

[placid sail]

probably no gypsies too

[idle veldt]

There are studies “black sounding names” are less likely to get call backs from employers

[placid sail]

maybe hingarians as well

[frail scaffold]

Which is true

[placid sail]

come to russia all your names sound equally foreign

great opportunities

for cash money and corruption

apply today

very low initial mortality!

[lyric horizon]

I want to visit moscow someday

[shell venture]

imagine being the top 1% of your university only to not get a job cause your name is tyrone

[frail scaffold]

You say it unironically but

If theres another applicant that went to the same school but with the name "John Smith"

Guess whos more likely to be hired

[shell venture]

tbh if i owned the business im never hiring a john smith

fucking cia asset

[frail scaffold]

If john smith shows up and doesn't look like the most average white guy ive ever seen idc

[idle veldt]

If they get removed from the us restricted list

[frail scaffold]

Lmfao

[idle veldt]

I know 3 black John smiths

[frail scaffold]

For some reason i know a lot of Jakes

[feral kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1158596152900456489/1375623905070416002/499706620_122247220850200683_8748226394682097175_n.jpg?ex=68325d18&is=68310b98&hm=617317d95094e7ff890557634251f72560d677eda7714ab9c7bc040a9e268b34&

[frail scaffold]

1 jake is british, one is Puerto rican, the other is american

[glad carbon]

[shell venture]

the only american sounding name i know is zach

[tidal trellis]

I haven't even been sweating! So I don't stink! Who wastes fresh clothes everyday!

[frail scaffold]

Only 2 good things to come out of America

Mastadon and pantera

[primal rapids]

John Smith, exactly six feet tall, brown hair, brown eyes, caucasian, average build

[frail scaffold]

Dress shirt and slacks

[idle veldt]

Jeans?

[frail scaffold]

Depends if white collar or not

[glad carbon]

what about robert

[frail scaffold]

Who

[idle veldt]

Who though

[frail scaffold]

All i see is "nathanbigbob"

[glad carbon]

[glad carbon]

also what about shine

[frail scaffold]

Uhm.. well you see there its like

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-meme-spider-man-miles-morales-across-the-spiderverse-miguel-o-gif-16292811723014846347

[hazy finch]

i love combining random shit in the kitchen and eating it 99% of the time its really good

[idle veldt]

I like combining meats and cheeses and vegetables betweeen two slices of bread

[frail scaffold]

The classic combo of bread n meat