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so all they did was put a slightly better lighting thingy and improved some textures
and added mod support
????????
gun to my head
the only thing i actually noticed to look better
NOTICEABLY BETTER
was the water

true
EVERYTHING ELSE LOOKS LIKE VANILLA
2 days no measurements of tabel
they know the modders will take care of it tbh
OR CLOSE ENOUGH FOR ME TO MISTAKE IT FOR OG 90% OF THE TIME
they'll just port their shit from MODDB to steam
But 200m$
they alrdy took care of it 15 years ago
gsc would have literally made more money by not doing anything imo
But not table measuring
is it true they delisted the og games
yes
there you go then 
bold of them to think we bought the games in the first place.
i did
like decades ago
on cd

yeah that was when
I did buy SoC
GSC was the shit
but I can still buy CS and COP because you can go to the store page
its just delisted

the cd was pirated and sold at an open air market
if i was a business owner
they're smoking some really heavy shit
we're getting the metro 2033 treatment, it's joever
I bought 2 falafels today
it may be politically related
according to what some people have theorizied
due to soviet symbolism in the OGs
ok????
but i dont get why they'd delist them for that
so make an update WITHIN THE OGS games then
why make a new game
and DELIST the og
thats retarded
really confusing times we are in
because I guarantee you
the enhanced engine isn't different than the OG one
it just has better water textures
"Enhanced" edition, eh? More like "Diminished"
and mod support
Wouldnt you just make more profit by keepin both though
it would be less of a hassle if instead of making a new game and publishing it a second time , they made an update WITHIN the og game
as I said
but they didn't

same way bethesda updates fallout 4
they dont make a new game and publish it with each creation club update do they?
Oh, okay I'm glad
if you have one of them for example you can go to the store page and from there find the others
well...

kinda glad
what are the reviews?
as in what's the common sentiment
honestly the thing im most pissed about these remakes is that they didnt even bother to touch up on the guns
Well i think you cant
Even if you click on GSC's page the originals dont show up there
Postive ones... Only a few words
Negative ones... Big ass wall of text
This alone is telling
Weird but
The only results you get is Cossacks 3, Stalker 2 and a bundle named "Stalker complete" which only has 4 games but it says that there are 6 games included in it
Imagine needing someone else to send you the link, so that you can buy the OGs...
Pathetic
Im gonna take a guess they just shoved the originals into this bundle
you can still find links to the OGs on their website
Yeah, but you still need a 3rd party to get there
which could be a simple search result
with the upscaled shit
GSC being yet another entry to "You either die a hero, or live long enough to be the villain" ark
if u buy the remastered edition whatever u get the old ones
i think thats how it works
Oh my that wall has a poster in russian
lets remove the whole wall

And then they get banned on Nexus Mods, because it doesn't fit the political guide line or whatever 
aloooo Sergey fututi guraaaaa
s2

already made
returning ru dub
apparently they added new or cut voice liens that werent dubbed in russian so even with mods rn you will have some foreign words slip thru
fun fact
you can find this exact wall with the CNPP in the distance in Stalker 2 and you can pick the Dragunov from there
Based if true
Holy shit the steam reviews for the new stalker remasters are on fire
Alye cho za chukhnya iz FSR?
nope
IT'S CHERNOBYL IN OGS
it wasnt
REMOVE ALL RUSSIA

brother
like kiev and kyiv or whatever
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
ITS SO ASS
Ah so I spelled it correct the first time I said it here!
I knew I wasn't crazy
@stone blade go look at some NPCs i heard their eyes are fucked

And I apologized for it
PATHETIC
i guess i have to play it to see for sure but it looks no diff to og
no microwave
that screenshot
one time
when you walk
apologized? for what?
you notice the blurry upscaling artefacting
the army bombed my buddy keith
iirc they removed headbob
thats the only positive thing I've heard
eyes look ok
negative imo
at least make a slider or sth
no headbob at all looks like fucking ass cheeks
fair
For misspelling Chornobyl, because I said Chernobyl and someone corrected me.
3rd degree burns on 95% of his body
russian agent in chat
nah i cant
changing chernobyl to chornobyl on the fucking TITLE SCREEN is so petty

especially cause it's a low res png from like 20 years ago
It is
I don't support what Russia does, but this is just embarrassing...
i doubt anyone does
it's not about that though
Yee
GSC finding new ways to tank their reputation
it's about just sowing animosity with people unrelated to the conflict
you're just making shit worse
like
Exacly my thoughts
i can understand not making the S2 russian dub
like that could be an apolytical decision
because if you aren't interested in politics, they are interested in you
i doubt a ukranian company would be able to get russian va's with the conflict at the time
however removing all the shit in the enhanced editions is purely political
its him
absolute Kojinima
- delisting the OGs from the search result
idk if that's political
that may just be financially driven
ok gn
so how's the EE

as og
no idea
people keep saying 160
honestly if GSC just changed the models a little bit and redid the guns
i wonder if theres like a cap
There are plenty of other ways to link to the enhanced versions, but what the hell do I know
try it on your pc
it'd be a good remake
yeah when the trailer dropped i watched it in 360p
looking at it now i legit see no issue
no?
considering my card is a nuclear reactor
why not
i was saying there may be a cap because i heard others saying they get 160
why would i, i already played the OG's
oh
so u can see for yourself if there is a difference?????
BECAUSE THATS THE DAMN TOPICC????
Diddy’s Lawyer QUITS After Audio Is Played In Court
i saw enough pics and watched game to game comparison videos and the only thing that stood out to me personally was the water
AI slop is contaminating even news
more or less ye
i legit skipped through the comparison video
bros cant make shit without AI
thing is mate
youtube compresses stuff
its not like launching the game on your machine
bro
if i gotta download the game myself
because the enhanced edition with youtube compression
LOOKS THAT MUCH LIKE THE ORIGINALS FROM 20 YEARS AGO
i think the point makes itself

Lmao
nite nite ivan
you eat sand
shove sand in your pp hole
i was gonna say something unhinged

Real?
most of the images are AI slop
to drag attention
bullshit you tube news istg
what about margaritaville type music
Official audio for Margaritaville performed by Jimmy Buffett.
#JimmyBuffett #Margaritaville
holy shit
Apparently the lawyer did dip.
very yee haw as i remembered
Makes one wonder how fucking bad it is.
i do enjoy yee haw music
now i'm just imagining a lawyer packing a lip of chew in front of the judge
"Your honor." (spits in disposable plastic bottle) "My client didn't know that the gun was loaded at the time."
Valid point
You don't have that issue with the Oblivion Remaster... Even if you watch 240p
when people criticize GSC for rereleasing the game in their youtube video essays, they should use footage from the originals and see if anybody notices
"It looks just like the originals!"
(it is actually the originals)
Feels like the PS5 Pro announcement Presentation 
See those 5 people far away in the Background? They weren't there before!!
Gae with a y
this guy is very punchable
Because of the video or in general?
they changed it to chornobyl but it's still GSC and not HSC?
straight
HSC Hame World
I knew it was going to be an invisible edit
Good bye Windows user
Sudo kill
i dont get it
what's the GSC to HSC joke
that he changed his name or sth?
he was Grigorovich no?
Yes
from the way ukrainians hovoryat in russian and ukrainian
wait did he actually "change" his name or just start spelling it diff
iunno if the slavrunes change 
Ukranians discovering euphemism I see
still spelled with Г in ukrainian
but because they're following ukrainian to english transliteration rather than russian to english, we spell it with an h in english now
khovorit
khonit samokhon
i know i know
i meant thhat i remember his name being spelled with a G
idk whatever
im going to bed

a real dev would find a way to make it work at $60
Woaaah
"Borderlands Fan" is not exactly a status that should be gatekept
I’m a real fan, but I will be paying none for it
@stone blade they got you in 4k
"borderlands fan" is a borderline slur, as far as i'm concerned
go to sleep cockrider
"Keep driving, my good man!"
Borderlands fans are playing bl2 for like the 15th year now and have bl3 uninstalled and removed from library
i like age of empires 2 :)
Self loathing
Mad people enjoy things
Guys don't be like him
What?
Be passionate about things you like
Its like being a Kanye fan
You gotta hit em with the "BEFORE THE VULTURES ERA"
"Borderlands fan BUT BEFORE BL3"
self what?
those recent 2 songs are pretty good, actually
modern kanye fan 
Stfu

Surely you like the songs so much you remember the lyrics by heart
You should type them out
i sing them in public
loudly
woods is my favorite map, I love not being forced into gunfights
Last time I played that map I killed 6 people
also night time woods like 2 weeks into wipe when everyones got shitty nods and ok gear is peak
Woods PvP has no skill
Don't be delusional
I don’t pvp like at all when I play
Thank you bestiee
I like pvp when it's spontanious and not forced
nooo
Yaya
Why are you saying other people suck cock at the game then
you only deserve good things cori

how the fuck 
I said respectfully! Why do you not read words man
Forced PvP is factory
Nikita can eat my whole ass if he thinks the 3 lane call of duty map called Customs is good
Old customs made me wanna commit crimes sometimes
Old woods was worse
just queue in with a full stack 4head
How is it spontaneous but not forced then 
Half the server still there
old woods was legit just an open field with some rocks and treelines
? Are you genuinely not understanding or is this bait
If you don't understand I can explain
Or try to
legit
No loot either
I dont understand the forced/spontaneous political compass
They are opposites
two 4 stacks in labs
unless both squads load in at the same time, just exit out
just leaves two players at most
and both of those guys will be cheaters
so
still fucked
Forced PvP is something like customs, the spawns are very close together and every way through the map goes through major hotspots
Woods is spontaneous PvP because the map is large enough that the player movement becomes unsyncronized and spread out that you can have PvP in very unexpected locations
Customs is u die on spawn or on the three reshala spawns
Woods u can die literally anywhere
Replace spontaneous with unexpected
Just win 
you still have your PVP hotspots like USEC camp, Sturman's lumber yard, vehicle extract village but your never forced to go to these locations if you want to traverse the map. I have a couple loot runs that just take me across the map through the woods to loot the hidden stashes and I can make half a million rubles in a 15-20 minute raid without ever seeing another player
Lets go gambling!
<-shitty arena breakout player
Game stutters for me when I shoot for the first time
Heard anything like that?
yeah, I forgor how I dealt with it 
Well if you remember please tell me
Try supersampling? 
idk i feel like itd be better than cute and funny
But its a funny video of a kitten
you can dm it to me :3
Cute and funny
Im pretty sure i have those pants
real?
fair, cargo pants are all kind of the same
cargos?
Yes black cargos with tight cuffs around the ankles
True
yeah i got a few ones like that, ive began to dislike the tight cuffing. I like a bit more room down there
Y2k wide pants type shit?
nahh not that wide, usually something like this where it doesent taper off in the bottom
i got a few pants from this brand
Yea thats what i imagined you'd wear
@harasaki_osaka
yeahh, you got me there. Its so simple to just recycle the same few pants, band hoodies and docmartens
Real
Gonna start dressing medieval, im bored with today's clothes
Starting a trend
Doublet is back baby
i would probably hatecrime you if I saw you walking down he street in medieval clothing
ngl
youre gonna have the longest liripipe around
im sure of it
Guards kill this guy
Counter argument:
chaperon hats were so cool back in the day
before they became too much of a status symbol
can't find it in your papyrus scrolls?
It appears i left it in my other satchel
were you gonna end me rightly?
scribe, write out a gif to spite this man
Bard, write a humourous song about this man
"Bard, compose a ballad in which he is the soyjak and I am the chad."
its been too long since i saw the holy grail
im lowkey tryna look like aj though
he had that sauce
my fellow americans its time to party
imagining it like those harry potter cards that come to life its just a obama head going "its time to party" before you eat it
I think it's a requirement to have funny shaped ecstacy and Molly pills
Never seen a normal looking one
the wario
Fucked up off the obama perc
so cringe i puked
BASED
thats chill asf tbh
ya he a real one
he probably lost his mind
no he lost his fortune
LMAO
read the article hes fine
the ceo of macdonalds paid to spend time with him vibing
@fallow trellis don't shoot ur homies
@fallow trellis hiii
please give me 10 foot shark bitch please
love the look of the redone HD beril suits for bandits
we used to have that problem
before the second purge
it got one of the mods
he is a femboy to this day
idk why some guns are so inconsistent
take mosin, HP round with BR4. takes like 4 shots to the chest to take down a duty leather jacket guy
take shotgun, buckshot from 30 meters, half guaranteed miss, instant kill
i cant listen to metallica bc i think of lars and as a drummer he makes me cry
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^
I love how they have wave patterns in the shape of hearts
or the occasional dick
imagine if explosions could make comicala effects irl like they do in video games?
I remember knowing that the original image was stupid when I first saw it
almost fifteen years ago
needs to replace vine with tiktok
tumblr with twitter
and deviantart with discord, I guess
RIP in peace Vine
i sure hope not
Server is still up
weren't you among the collaborators during the femboy occupation?
may your sextoys always run out of batteries
and may your anus prolapse
mine dont use them
my body is made of steel
i hope you get herpes from a toilet seat
isn't getting an STD from a toilet seat some wives-tale to explain women getting "unexpected" STDs
no its because public toilet seats are nasty and also its everyone's excuse
its not real but like if you're gonna make excuses
https://fxtwitter.com/visualscat/status/1924837122608959802
bro was a mcdonalds worker in his past life
that is the face of a man who doesnt want to go back
they cant make me work another double im a cat now
ouch
Good morning
get in the car
i drank alot of jim beam and have been coasting on whiteclaws

Id love to try a whiteclaw, but we aint got those in eu
ruby greatfruit is the single best flavor of whiteclaw
grapefruit
greatrfuit?
a fruit that is great
what do yall drink in the eu
Water
you ever seen those videos of those like flavored water mfs
Sounds like you're a fat racoon
no send one so i know what the fuck you are talking about
my main intake of water is milk
any time i mix up water its with caffeine
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what the fuck
this u?
no
u sure
very
i wouldn't even care if that guy didn't have a full face of makeup on
but that whole vid was gae as fuck
fr
aside from that, there are water flavor packs that are sugar free
so it's not as bad as it seems
anytime i have water i chug it in like 3 seconds
water has to be fruity just like him
true
yall ever seen that retard that says water is a solvent and is bad for you
damn... 100% of people who drink water DIE
raw milk at least has half a leg to stand on, but raw meat is just straight up bad for you
raw milk is super fucking bad for you
all pasteurization does is boil the fucking milk to get rid of bad bacteria
its not even kinda worth the risk
but it does have some beneficial bacteria that gets killed
yogurt exists
I'm just saying it does have a slight positive
gurt: yo
raw meat is just completely worse
stfu


yes\
looks about right
Brain worm: ACTIVATED
cant preorder that fine shyt dont want it no mo
Power went out 4 times in 10 seconds yeah I'm just gonna turn my pc off
get a UPS dingle
yes get a UPS so your PC doesn't cook
Nah it was fine
I think it was just a sign from the heavens to get my drunk ass to go the bed
maybe
Bit late for that
thunderstorms make me so sleepy
200 bucks for a UPS does it suck and fuck me too?
a ups what
woah.. the dingle is powerful
Never really had surges shit just goes out
Under voltages wouldn't do shit other than turn my shit off
under voltages can damage components
browning it rn
Boutta take your ass to brown town
That's nice I get cool strobe lights out my window while I drink my beer
If you have them often, i guess
depends on how moronic your local gov electricians are
if you get a particularly nasty one it can fry your PSU
a lot of people worry about stupid shit
Better be safe than sorry
I was just watching YouTube
Would you rather replace your surge protector or your PC comp8
I flicked my power supply off
Gonna wake up tomorrow morning with a full functioning pc
I dunno mannn
It's been a real long time since I've slept in a tent
do they insulate at all?
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Yes
Star shit p2w HUUUUH????
they seem to be out of cash
almost a billion
100 gabillion dollars
40 thousand million shekels
4 snickers bars
looks like that image of that ww1 vet
adolf messi
?
Very observant
as if they could afford starlink
that little brick satellite dish is gonna cost a year's salary
Starlink is only useful when you live out in the woods like a unibomber
But that also means you have enough income while living like a unibomber which is unlikely
it's good for like
cargo freighters
or RVs
I guess maybe for disaster relief but good luck waiting 7 days for the UPS guy to not be able to ford the river, if the disaster even lasts that long

Must give overlord musk all my money
Cringe all quiet on the western front ‘war is bad’ vs based storm of steel ‘war is awesome’
do not redeem saars
not foggy enough
what fucking pterodactyl lives in that nest on the pole
Storm ended PC fine nothing ever happens
its the start screen you fucking tard
you know what I mean
Yummers
tense o clock
unibomber would be horrified at starlink
2 of 4 games are gamma and Tarkov

i never make shortcuts except for games that dont have launchers
add nicotine too
Crazy that there are mods that are superior to their own enhanced edition in nearly every way
lol
"Guys we have to build hype after we scuffed s2 launch."
6 months later and it’s still garbage 
enhanced (coded by people who arent on the team and havent been for years)
The result? Grift tier remakes with content removal
bethesda model working great
It just works
thank god i already have the entire trilogy
in shallah
They took a playbook from EAs marketing team too
atleast they didnt release it as a patch for the original trilogy
i think their stock price would plummet

Thats probably the only right thing they have done.
Have they put out a statement about censoring things yet?
did they
Dooooogshit
Very unnecessary
wowww
No updated texture, no destruction or anything. Just straight up clipped it away
all im seeing is a differently colored skybox
the top one is literally better
maybe they shouldve poured that time into making stalker 2 not shit
I don’t see much difference either
what theeee
I don’t understand why they bothered
I'm telling you it has to be some kind of government forced bullshit
Seriously, all they did was clip the prop out and remove the light source
no UKR game can have Rusky stuff or whatever
2 concrete boxes
or cut funding
that is
so not cash money
menacing aura
Didnt they unlist the OG?
Grift + rebuild hype + stall until people forget about fixing s2 + get social brownie points? Idk
Ivan said so yesterday
have no fucking clue lemme research
they saw the oblivion remaster and were like holy shit
Not yet. Im still pissed at tencent for unlisting the OG black hawk down games
shits gae
No fucking way
Guess they did

gsc stock price should plummet
its actually fucking over
They were like holy shit another chance to underperform
zoomerisation of the stalker trilogy
wow its even worse than I thought
game universe based in russia
there are mods for all of those games that make them look like at least a 4 man team did the art direction but they couldnt even get that for the "enhanced edition"
remove everything russian adjacen
Well it was Soviet not Russian
true
country goverened by the russian soviet union
has no soviet shit
Truthnuke incoming
Anomaly ruined stalker
makes sense
The zoomers couldnt wait for a new game
Why
“Wahh i want S2 already”
thats the whole issue
How dare we after 10+ years?
Its the bitching from the newgens who made gsc rush
maybe they should be fucking making games then idk
You wait 10 you can wait more
Their countrys at war and people expected them to drop a AAA game
They had plenty of time fym rush
Rush is when cod yearly release
nah they shouldve just left as trilogy really and then freelanced their developers or something similar
Are you gonna say cyberpunk was rushed?
They stopped devving it up until 2020
i think the fact that their country is in a warzone would of made them rush a bit more than newgen fans
Yes it was
Its both
They were in a war they should have just delayed it
No they were just incompetent like gsc
LIKE I SAID THEY WERENT WORKING ON IT FOR YEARS
Or made if before the fucking thing
Their problem
Many such cases. Look at what happened to command and conquer

meanwhile they made the trilogy in 6 years
They had no plans to because stalker was dead at the time
the one that everyone praises
From peak to a fucking mobile game
We all know how CS is
Who's fault is that?
Their own
That’s different than releasing s2 within a few years of restarting development
im not even attached to the original trilogy i never played it till anomaly
insane fuck up
If you can wait 10 years you can wait 5 more
Stalker soc when ur 10 blows ur mind and balls
Im still waiting for Halo ODST 2 bro, and the best i got was helldivers
The zoomerization of stalker and its consequences have been a disaster for the Stalker game series

The bonechilling terror of going to an underground laboratory
Odst was such a peak game man

fucking twink
fucking wife
Stop
Im gonna mald hard if we don't get some new mombassa type event on super earth soon
anomaly and its consequences
Never forget
13 years of playing fnaf would make me consider suicide too
AK 47S FOR EVERYBODY!!!
THERES ILLUMINATE ALL OVER I-95!! HOW THE HELL DID THEY GET THROUGH???
i officially gave up on helldivers
only game that bluescreens me
A warrior has fallen
AMD?
Common. Already done driver reinstalls?
Bios update as well?

Dude im about to give up on AMD
My adrenaline wasnt working until i launched arma 3 for some reason and then it magically started working again
I dont even know how
Hell nah, that shit stays where it is unless its broke or security issue
For a month straight i did at least 7 different fixes everyday
all my friends tell me to get on helldivers all im tryna do is not see
no other game bluescreens me its just helldivers
originally thought it was temp shutoff
fuck no
shit just bluscreens
fuck no
Nvm then
good thing i never paid for that shit






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