#🎪bruh-fart
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bend over
kekkarooo
why are you hitting yourself moment
never goon
this one is still the best
No i dont drink them i only make them
Check warns, its from newbie chat era.
fuck i dropped my cig into the black void
That tracks
Always goon
Weakness
I do not have TikTok installed


no soda in bed thats how u get ants
SAUCE NAO
I really like a pisco sour
BASED
But my wife hated it
Tails
idk she really liked mine
/list_of_retards
@coarse bear plz show us /audit stats_all_users
time to light another cigarette with the lighter i converted into a flamthrower
Need to see the moderator scoreboard
rip ur eyebrows
have to hold the shit like half a foot away from the end of the cigh
Or Iedy
well at least youre being safe
there was a recent one similar to this but it was about his fries in the doner
this is more damning than mine
Cmon, it would be funny
It broke
Here are the moderation actions I found per. user
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[02] s5yn3t - 3,053
[03] jostabeere - 1,529
[04] iedy - 1,406
[05] xelA - 1,325
[06] madirexx - 1,167
[07] skom - 969
[08] falco94 - 609
[09] aldourien - 304
[10] grokitach - 141
[11] Pancake - 137
[12] oflin - 134
[13] bloodofsniper - 78
[14] Carl-bot - 69
[15] grimanima - 51
[03] jostabeere - 1,529

what is the hard r nword statistic

how many times has it been said
yea thats why sy5 was soying over before he left
Iedy and Falco don't count
They did stuff with Pancake
And it doesn't do stats
If the stats are right, dry next on the gamma moderator crashout path 
you don't know the stat drama 
no? y would igaf abt stats
if its with mods i dont know i have em all mostly blocked

Nah bro just goes afk in the forest for a week and chills
this is low-stat mentality smh
"soooybooy! sooooyboooy! aw what happened to your stats?"

It's gonna be 30c in the forest



plz enlighten me wat r the stats for
cock length
oh man it's may
is @naive bison asian or east european
fake
half of may
I can't wait for 45 degree weather in june
yes

how did it happen
And trees block wind so it's not gonna
Close your eyes, children
Not gonna be ||breezy||
xal is a filipino woman
laws of time don't apply in balkans
many regular laws also don't
but that's besides the point
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
"hey i know that guy i mute him in the suggestions forum he cry like a bitch in my dms MODERATORS undefeated!"
Smart, its good to get away
you aren't ryry
Dry on his one week vacation in a forest after 6 minutes of moderating #╟🔰☢newbies-chat
lore accurate
Ghost of brainfart flew right over my home
Oh fun fact
Apparently wolves appeared in the mountains we go to
It won't change
got 2 back i dont see why not
For a while, but his legend is still here.

I shouldn't have done this to my lighter
alternate timeline
whar
Brainfart collectively rejecting any ryry imposters on pure reaction wont ever get old
Fire dagger
wait he was a mod at one point? i dont remember this my oracle (testicles) must be failing me
Wolves were seen near my city because of boars. Motherfuckers from city council stopped doing anything about them and since winters are light they can mate up to 3 times a year
He was the one who pulled the trigger on Josta
Its never a reaction to the imposter, just "nah you aren't him" x1000
The fuck are your (rich dudes) hunters doing?
30-50 feral AR-15s
hellll yea
"if you want the best argument against local government have a 5 minute conversation with your local city council member"
- wincestone farthill
Nothing boars sit around house estates 
Hunting boar from a heli in Texas sounds fun as fuck
The second theyd let a hunter there some child would get shot
But only if we get to blare fortunate son
I've stabbed a boar in the throat
that wasnt a boar it was your ex gf
this reminds me of something hold on ill find it
There are a few forests around and a lot of estates, many of which are fenced
This shit is serene there isn't a single sound this night just pure silence and a moon
So boars have no choice but to just go on a road
Some people have never experienced confused rabies coyote tweaking near your car before work and it shows
natures little crackheads
📝
watchout portland, dry is comming
She looks like a fucking heroin addict ready to suck a strangers dick for a quick fix
yes
Same vibe as kesha but worse
Moderators will I be banned if I repost the Kafka beetle tits
since the moderator who punished me (unjustly) is gone now because he abused his role
holy shit i just found it
Probably
the what
also hiii quinn
hows starsector been
I dont like the german modder for RATs
he said my idea for XO is a bad idea
random assortment?
what was ur idea
yeah
when cocky successfully boing boings
Quoting Superman (@Superman)
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Phase Ship Focused Executive Officer, all perks are 10% Phase coil efficinecy with capstone of being able to built in phase anchor
I dont understand why its a bad idea
i think a phase focused officer would be neat
should be rolled into like uhh
technical xo or whatever it is
tbh
need more
i was thinking about that too
need something like ship speed while phased
maybe adjust timeflow for player but not weapons
so you can just zoom around but not reload antimatters in .1s
Need large and medium antimatter blasters
sindrian slop
@fallow trellis did you try the rats beta
they got new player-use threats
the experimental relaese?
yeah
nah im 30 cycles in my run rn
dont usually update midsavess
also idk what mod it is but I just found a ziggy but frigate sized
like a super-hyperion
Supernova i think
i think its jaydees
Im crashing at shine's still
thats from supernova
Not really moving out Ill make myself workshop
nuh uh
Make my silly little trinkets
the guy changed the name of his mod, but its the mod where theres a mini onslaught and paragon
its either jaydeepiracy or knights of lud
oh
i tot it was one of those frigsized cap copies
nah
thats KOL i think its an AI ship iirc
might be
KOL
looks inside
mostly AI Ships
did you do dustkeeper stuff yet
are those all neurocores
neural shard
where from
theyre lvl 2-3 player officers
RAT
Nerual Shard Background
Instant changing of ships
with a phase fleet and how retarded AI is
neural shard is mandatory for an all phase fleet
i think
jaydee should make a uhmmm
high tech version of the arcubus ship
whats the catch for JD is it just another PMM?
PMM?
Opened insta and immediately saw a man shoot himself in the head
pirate minimod
think that's enough for tonight
and xiv ships
really swag
pretty sure it has sindies too
i would say its kinnnnda feature creep and i'd rather have the story stuff seperate so I can have like a vanilla+ run but
the ships are fun
this so annyoing with mod authors they dont show all their feats, i get that u want ppl to discover themselves. But im trying to make my modlist i would like to know what yoou ahve so i doenst become a problem in the future
I go for the battlecruiser. Can't remember its name, medium tech one.
and other than the arcubus theyre pretty balanced
odessey?
Was there an update to Star Sector?
yeah
they show the story stuff on the modpage
under spoiler areas
theres enemies in the orion-perseus abyss
and how to find it
bro thinks hes onto something 😭
anubis new hightech ship
they fucking nerfed the SD Medium energy kinetic weapon
the kinetic pulser
no longer magazine
its burst
worst
theres one hightech ship that looks so ugly though
from JD?
Noice.
Conquest.
Midline gaming?
Ship is ribbed for her pleasure
is that suppose to be an LP gremlin?
Yeah, a couple of Conquest broadsiding shitte while the main strike power is as many high-tech carriers as possible.
if it has SO i guess its alright the mounts are not as good as the gremlin
its like
one large ballistic
2 medium ballistic
and some missiles i think
I like pilot based combat, guiding my fleet rather than using up most of my command points and relying on my officers
SO and ammo feeder still
Idea is to have the Conquest providing a strong defensive bubble against smaller ships and strike crafts while the carriers pulmel everything into oblivion.
what the fuck is that
got the hyperion teleporter ability
lookes like a nova+fulgent
Plus, Conquest reminds me of the battlecruiser from Homeworld 2, which is always a plus.
its evil
ur gonna love mayasuran navy they have 4 different types of conquests
and its sidegrade the liberator
theres also like a level 15 bounty that is made to test endgame meta fleets
it looks like it has a tumor which actually makes sense, ai are cancer
Yeah, missed the 0.98 release.
Hope the main mods are still working or updated.
doesnt look like a natural omega design
hopefully he gets the hang of it
Discovered the game through emwatnott's memes of it.
yeah its a little rought but
omega is hard to style
you gotta make it unnatural but also almost organic
like some rouge swarm of nanobots formed it
A red swarm?
i think theyre red and rogue
i thought it was church and galatia that are new
the galatia quest for the new enemies in the abyss are new
TBH, Starsector is mostly fun until you get a strong colonial economy built, at which point it stops being challenging.
the new quests for 97 was knights errant and the subsequent quest after that
the sindrian diktat one
thats what was colony crisis was suppose to extend
What a cunt for no reason
the mid game
that ur prof?
Was it someone you worked with, or just HR?
my final year project supervisor
worse.
bossy groupmate in a project?
final year project supervisor
basically the only person between me and graduating completely
Just do your bibliography work. Duh.
wait is this uni or work
university
oh its ur thesis supervisor?
yeppp
thank god im done with taht shit
but im in grad school and i still need to make another one before i graduate
done that, she just is acting bitchy about things that were not mentioned in the templates/conference rules
At this point my prospects are getting drone striked
Deal with it, that's how it worked for the past seven hundred years of PhD preparation.
some supervisiors like to abuse their power
"i did this shit now im gonna show how big my dick is" ass mentality
Helpful you, being cunty isnt a part of the job description
being critical is one thing, 'check this, its called editing' isnt constructive whatsoever
that is why i want to get it over and done with honestly
the polar opposite is one who doesnt give a shit then start roasting ur paper at the defense/ presentaiton when they didnt give feedback
The real moment will be when you'll get to say 'No, you are wrong.' to your advisor's face and actually demonstrate it to them properly.
god forbid u hurt their egos by saying their wrong
That's the moment when your advisor will actually start planning your defense.
Oh, no. Good advisors are waiting for that moment.
That's the hallmark of the final stretch of a PhD work, when the student has shown understanding of their field that makes them an actual specialist.
And it's how most advisors behave in developped countries. Cunts until the end, but looking for their student to really know their shit.
Still remember the moment it happened for me, I proved her that my take on the dot-in-rods polarised emissions was correct, and backed with weeks worth of data.
bruno oil up
Im oiling down rn
women get it done
vc?
Smol pp energy, lemme guess, they also don't contribute shit?
i dont want to
hes lame
Ohh nvm
'Just use AI', its a classic

Hit them with "Do we have a localized instance i can use? I don't feel like leaking my research data to a random company."
Actually wait
You're doing research for cybersecurity. They're extra retarded
https://x.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1922641900948914325
https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1922685664883016187
Costco $COST just announced its now working with Affirm $AFRM to let people pay over time on Costco(.)com
So jealous.
whats the interest like on it
ameriburgers are paying interest on burgers now ?
300%/week
no stupid, hotdogs
It's great to be able to refinance your hotdogs.
and its paid over a month
Yeah, my builds on elden ring are always nukes
Gotta get a mortgage for groceries.
and a hotdog combo is exactly 1.50 so
ameriburgers when naming a street dish : "a dog dick"
Im shitposting i have no clue
What the fuck are you talking about
???
its called a hotdog because there were originally called red hots right
and someone went like "that looks like a daschund"
and they went "u right"
Ai overview so take it with a grain of salt
i think calling em franks is just better overall
AI hallucinations? Seriously.
because they're frankfurters
Who the hell uses AI hallucinations for research?
not a dogs dick in heat eh
people literally switched to ai now instead of googling
because I'm not gonna sit here and research on hotdogs to a filthy eu Denisen
it is googling retard
In the colonies, maybe.

they just spam you with ai shit first now
No, red hots are totally different
Thankfully we don't have 'AI overview' here on Google.
well obviously yeah
then why didnt you skip the ai slop part and still posted it retard ?
but they evolved to be more like normal frankfurters
It's a colonial issue, the rest of us in civilised lands haven't this 'feature' forced down our throats.
its because of the daschund the German Weiner dog
fuck yall im hungry now
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get me a weiner sandwich
Fuck no
why are the two furries arguing
gadamn
the fuck is that
the texture of redhots is fucking awful
Wouldn't you be one too by your logic?
gimme NAO
didnt you have a buff dogman as ur pfp
Yeah i remember them being way more "snappy" like sausage growing up
Haven't had them in ages
yeah I did which was originally a picture of a dog's ass that made it look biff
they're snappy on the outside and like mushy on the inside
wait is that raw onions
But yeah, seriously, don't use 'AI overview', it just makes you look stupid.
awful sausage
no raw onions ffs
Nobody gives a fuck retard
You sound triggered what are you talking about
i thought you had some like
I posted an overview and you had a schizo meltdown
that sausage seems bigger than mine
anime dogman as ur profile
Yikes, furries.
Yeah someone drew an anime version of the original and I fucked wit it
Its his fault for taking the equivalent of evil french mr monopoly with a MLP pfp seriously
spent half an hour figuring out how the fuck a bloomery works only to figure out i was supposed to light the fire on the door of the bloomery and not the actual pile of bloom itself
so true
1hr49mins
wait are you calling me a fury because of a dog pfp ?
Apparently
sick in the head
open brainfart
look inside
weiner measuring contest
I don't know what the fuck is going on atp
rent free
no im calling you a furry because you keep talking about dogdick
wasnt me who started about hot dogs
The winner gets guillotined at the end.
hot dogs are fucking ass anyways
and the hot dog name explanation was pure cope lmao
You get payed for buying
But when they hit the spot, they slap
@heady crow
Especially grilled
currywurst
NOOOO DO NOT THE KITTY
Fucking delicious
Ooooo
mix em with some buttered bread with some diced garlic and some grated cheese plus a sauce of your choice it turns it into a alright food
whats a worst brat ?
facebook at 9am is crazy
Go to local deli. Get sausage. Grill it and sip beer. Life is good.
Maybe a shitwurst ig brats are just fucking good
is it pork
Hiii, hi hey :3
never pvp with marbles
Beef or veal typically
worst scam of my life
Consult thy chart
can we vc soon

ok then its halal i can go for it
I'm sorry Dave, but I'm afraid I have to pump you full of lead
Maybe your marbles are fakes
Mine always win PvP
Im gonna go to the gym im sorry
no i sucked
i can feel my familys wealth draining by the second looking at this
Yuck
get a job already
i do
Can y'all not organize your e sex in the brainfart channel
Guyere on a hotdog?
and i want all of them right the fuck now
O
gruyere fucks
Is that how yours looks like?
fuckall money but i still get some money and im saving that shit up to pay for a forklift liscence
bruno behave
It's cheese it can't fuck silly
Okay :(
How do you even turn a hotdog into that
Sonora dogs go hard as fuck
im pretty sure this is just a cold sausage lmfao
Did they throw it in the Chernobyl reactor
sacré blue zis is not cum
and why the sausage has abs
Better than the chemical waste the colonials call 'cheese'.
@fallow trellis vro i was thinking for a second
you want phase ships that shoot in phase right
What next? You'll say you have culture too?
isnt there literally an ftl mod
Yeah actually
The inside do look like that
maybe they have one
Yoghurts let outside the fridge don't count.
What the fuck sweden this isnt real
bruuuuuno its time for house md
Kill the swedes
Lets watch when you wake up :(
They also eat fucking fermented fish
Holy fuck
That's awful
That seems great
well yeah
it would probably be great if they removed the hotdog and added any other meat
you're basically swedish
Give it any meat besides hot dog and it would be good
Deadass
nordic mfs will eat rotten fish for a snack
Not really
Everything seems solid before the mashed potatos and hotdog
Yeah relish ketchup mayonnaise is a little strange but I get it
nah man mashed potatoes and hot dog goes great, we used to have it sold around
mayo and ketchup on a hotdog goes so hard
Not you too
/sneers judgmentally
I do not fuck with hotdogs so I wouldn't know
mashed potatoes plus little bits of bacon
Thats pretty standard. I dont like relish a ton, but it works
Relish on bratwurst goes crazy tho
Americans btfo. Listen and learn when a european (and bzeek) is talking
Fuckin love relish
no mustard ? weak
I don't really get what's so revolting about it for you, aren't you eating mashed potatoes with all kinds of meat anyway
They know nothing about food.
and i mean a real spicy mustard
Dijon?
im gonna touch you
I think its just sausage vs hot dog thats killing it for me
mustard so spicy that you think it must be wasabi
Sounds kinda good
Actual sausage in that combo? Solid. Hot dog? Eh
I don't fuck with regular mustard but Dijon is slightly spicy and I like it a bit more
Dijon mustard IS regular mustard.
Yeah we don't have regular things here
Good stuff
we have American things
Spicy brown mustard is goated
You don't even have chocolate.
I AM HUNGRY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
the ftl mod doesnt give the stealth weapon augment
cum
perhaps
shitty fact of the day: most if not all sausages in mordor are what you'd qualify as a hotdog. whenever a western recipe calls me to buy "italian sausages", I have 0 options
3 billion dollars to israel
That good shit
mordor ?
looks fuckin good
Every day, the russian doomer stereotype gets more fitting
its more of a system limitation of ftl? but iirc the lucifier ship (doom boss ship from swp) had that feature for beam weapons but it was removed for "balance"
Regular chocolate offering.
balance is gae and lame
also vanilla uhhhhh
literal pralines, its not chocolate
Shit looks like cigarette packaging
dwellers have a weapon that can hit phased guys
this would be better than what we got tbh
DIY option, but thats alot of extra shit vs buying sausage and cooking
You need to turn an Italian into sausage duh
Go to your local free range Italian farm
calm down la cosa nostra
Fuuuuck i love praline
Goes so hard
diff kind of praline but that looks good
Caramel with nuts
What the fuck is praline
well there's my answer
Did that dipshit call that chocolate?
i quite like mild english mustard though ill have to try some spicy brown mustard next time im at the shop
@fluid heron youre really starting to get into his head without trying
gj
reject this retard
i vote yes
Praline. The harder crunchy style is French. The softer style is murrican. Both are good
Retarded lowkey
We really perfected everything from the UK including their fuck ass language
Spicy brown mustard, summer sausage, crackers, cheese goes hard
euros don't know what the fuck going on
I'm definitely not a nationalist but the inner patriot comes out of me whenever I hear some euro talking shit
This goes hard too
rent free
damn my ass craving for icecream now
what's y'all's favorite flavor of ice cream
Nationalist vs US getting a mix of everything from everywhere and turning it into our own thing probably

chocolate chocolate chip
mint chocolate chip is my absolute favorite
i didn't try a lot of flavors so i can't really tell
I usually just use some ground pork and seasoning instead, indeed
caramel is my favorite flavor of ice cream
i had an image with "omg, america is nothing but burger-land and fat people, all its food sucks" as a caption, but over a map of actual culinary shit in america
It is soooooo good. For normal flavors, mint chocolate chip or cookie dough
yeah everyone went to America and settled it
It's your jealousy towards your betters speaking.
brit food is worse
I know a euro ain't talking
they literally eating beans for breakfast over there
Hence cajun/creole food being better than french food any day of the week
shut up brony
here we go
copium
go consume 1$ (5$) burgers
That... doesn't look appetising as fuck.
And it's all great
Really we just perfect things
i dunno half of these things come from somewhere else, but then again thats all cultural dishes
The french mind cannot comprehend
celery eww
onyon
i love how one section is just mexican foods lmao
Yeah because every culture settled america
If that's you guys' idea of an own, then I'm unironically feeling sad for you.
russian name + shit color name + veteran role
half the time other countries shit on American food it's them shitting on their food
It's like showing off a crayon drawing saying 'Look, we have art too!'.
It's... sad.
go eat a shitty version of a taco
that's overpriced
most of american food is just every other countries food but done differently and in a way better
WOAH slow down buddy
Basically
famine upon yee
Ain't that going a little too far
"most of american foods isn't american"
Rather 'simplified and full of corn syrup everywhere'.
LMAO
i hate my parents for providing me with care and a stable living situation
Fucking toast sandwich
Just how it is
A2X
god no, is that fish
posting from here btw, fuck my stupid life
a1x
If you don't have major problems you focus on the minor ones
Full breakfast, shepherds pie, apple crumble
Human brain is fucked up like that
Y'all ever see Gordon Ramsay make a grilled cheese
yes lmao
That's why the Brits will always be inferior
idk full breakfast is kinda slop
shame it still tastes good
and thats actually more of a fast food thing, any half decent restaurant is alright
all who picked A lost
takes a good breakfast and ruins it by pouring baked beans all over
very difficult choice
do i want a sheperds pie or a beef wellington
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fried fish and french fries is goated
Brits managed to hold on to half the planet longer than you colonials held to Afghanistan.
who wants to bet the beans in the full breakfast are just slightly warmed, unseasoned beans
idgaf if its british
Genuinely hard video to watch through
it's pretty funny
Cope.
It's funny how fucking awful it is
Hear me out, replace those beans with spicy ranch beans
replace those beans with
toast
or like
pancakes
If you know you know
I eat one meal a day on some sloth shit
krill issue
Pop a few eggs in, heat up some tortillas, 10/10
i understand why fatraccoon thinks ur retarded
smh
wake up at 2am
heat up dinner at 5am
I currently eat lasagn
damn, i just drink coffee and eat some quark and muesli
on the topic of food
can i visit :3
frota do NOT come out here defending fucking fish and chips
Usually no breakfast, but when i do, its gotta be peak
There's a reason noone goes to the US for food.
One blooming onion please
what's wrong with fries and fish
you always welcome to visit :3
100 dollar
Aren't blooming onions not aussie at all
you guys eat omlette fries
or however the fuck you spell it in english
So closest thing would be potato wedges or steak fries
Blooming onions go crazy tho
closer to steak fries i reckon
dude its fried fish and french fries, idk what there is to hate about it
because most tourism comes FROM the U.S., so whenever someone wants good food and not *oooooh woooow, look how pretty :)", they stay here
literally the only possible bad thing is idiot brits making it dry
why did you choose fucking fries and fish slop instead of the sunday roast there
what the fuck is wrong with fish ?
Sounds like more cope.
Fish is great
the sunday roast is too much
love fish
you guys lack omega 3 it's making you retarded
its the worst type of fish recipe
its so shrimple
bros ancestors were in like a desert or some shit they probably have never had fish and chips before
Especially as Colonials tend to not have enough vacation to actually leave their country.
oh yeah
They're not particularly well-travelled, after all.
this is proper fish
Brits acting like pot roast is their own thing when you know that shit is gonna be unseasoned as fuck
The Brits calling fries chips is an atrocity
not this shit
aint no way this french hog sucking redcoat is coming over here talking about COLONIALS, brother i will have passionate, inimate relations with your mother 
Speaking of fries. Behold
you really are getting ragebaited by him
Didn't know you were into necrophilia.
Weirdo.
What am I beholden too?
bro that looks good asf idk what ur on about
Carne asada fries
Those shits go so hard
Absolutely slop tier food, but so damn good
damn
im mannimarco in this bitch, get ready for a reunion
i can taste that picture
Can you cook
This place I used to eat at had carne asada fries and it was like 3 thousand fucking calories
So we got furries and necrophiliac people in this server. Yikes.
NEVER back down, ALWAYS double down
there was a bar near me that had like the single best fries in town and they closed down because they were ran by idiots 😭
the ameritard way
i think it was like carne asada fries too
Its total sloppa, but so fucking good
It's the best
its like impossible to do bar AND grill without being some corporate chain
dont feed the trolls!!
but im hungry
this is #🎪bruh-fart mf we clown in this bitch, take you sensitive ass back to #╟❓general-offtopic
they cut down half their grill menu to serve good mixed drinks
instead of just doing drinks
i can, not much though since i dont care about food that much afterall
or just doing food
I'm not surprised the colonials aren't too travelled or educated, though. When other people spend their time at school studying, the colonials focus on hiding from the shooter du jour.
would you cook for me :3
brony
you are french

even worse than a brony holy
My Internet connection has crippling depression rn
He reeks of piss
I wouldn't start throwing stones if I had a Russian handle.
shut up bitch
Pepe le pew ass
send 500 more immigrants to marseille
Bro underestimates how much hatred the enchanting table people have for eachother
the depressed europeans are fighting
Guys fighting a remake of WW1 in 2025 using 19th century tactics and getting pwned anyway? Not much room to talk.
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love being an American in situations like this

désolé youyou, on te rend à Calais 
Keep coping and keep dodging the recruiters. 😄
Come on, you can be more creative than "hurr me euro, le murrican school shooting"
tuez vous
for 
At least give us some new material to laugh at
He doesnt know
Repetition humour is still funny. If not the first time, the tenth or the thousandth works.
If i was that lazy, I'd have already made muh french white flag jokes
That's it, you're going to guiana now 
They don't even make fun of our retarded presidents they just talk about the slaughter of children
hes stuck in 2010, would you think he knows
Yeah but we stopped surrendering while you keep producing new material for the joke.
I wish i was stuck in 2010 too
should have gone for the low hanging fruit who you tryna to impress in this discord ghetto
hows it feel having the eifel tower rented out by a fucking Kardashian 
i dont :/
tie me to a missile and send me back to 1954
We make money from colonial idiocy, it's an unlimited resource.
yeah, and your feudalist asses clearly need it
I don't think you do
Never spit on free cash.
honk honk oui oui
je drink le cum avec le vin rouge
Me a Lithuanian watching a yet another western european vs US debate
(We are all in crippling national debt)
Vin blanc.
True

ok but you're spawning in vietnam 
We are all in debt and no country will try us cuz we are america
hey that's not my fight man
Or the stereotypical "you are always talking about murrica, but we have zero daily consideration of <xyz country> existance."
hurr me euro, le murrican school shooting
fuck are they gonna do
tbh that gets pretty fucking annoying
It's still the french at this point wdym 
the last part doesn't matter
Whatcha you colonials going to do about it? Stop them?
Maybe one day, murrica will quit being rent free in every places head
they win anyways 
The use of triggers in this context trigger you guys.
so sad idubbz died in 2015
i miss him
bruuuno its puke cake time
Random country 9001 giving its take on murrica
i dubbz? More like idiedin2015
Y'all don't got this so it doesn't really matter in the end
retard i said the last part doesn't matter 
Sounds like a win for us.
ok i take it back
i love america
random question, have you ever had your nose stuffed af after smoking weed
half breed french-englishman talking about colonials
I am eating organs of a virgin russian femboy in my basement rn
Took you guys 5000 years to reach the tech level of Egypt.
I'm not an american but i bet you're a ch'timi so you barely count as educated and civilized yourself
I know, not disagreeing with you 
I left some for you
mfs don't even got waffle House technologically stunted the French are
Yeah, go take a hot shower and quit nose exhaling when you puff
I can count up to 50, that's more than the average colonial who just learns to count until the magazine is empty.
Can't even figure out a waffle shits ridiculous
(it's an illegal 100 round magazine)

Counting in fr*nch truly is a feat of itself 
The french naming scheme for numbers collapses well before 50 tbh
un moans deux moans
Yeah, that takes the colonials by surprise. I hear they'll reform their math courses accordingly.
Belgians 
The worst of the worst
50 rounds is impractical for anything other than a belt fed
Im just waiting for someome to ping grok with "yo come get your fellow countryman" 
No such thing as a virgin femboy
They were all at least molested 
lmao
Yep, which is why the colonials usually don't learn to count beyond 30.
Inb4 grok invokes breton nationalism
💞 Love calculator
Brüno Bratwürst + light_warrior = 29%
No practical use for larger numbers in their daily life.
Why tf do you mfs refer to americans as colonials, we aint in the 1700s anymore 
🥀
It's kinda funny
why is madi in your basement
Well, 'americans' cover Canadians, Colombians, Mexicans, Brazilians, etc.
Hes trying to be him
stunted brain growth from moldy, icky ass cheese
visiting a famous waffle house coliseum and watching gladiators fight is on my to do list whenever I get to visit morica
America is a continent, not a country.
I need protein and whey got expensive again
Fr*nch.
go to any waffle House near a strip club or any bar and you will get to see gladiatorial combat
quark
She fr*nch
eat quark
But the murrican jokes never focus on canada, brazil, etc. Curious
brother doesn't know the difference between south america and north america, the cartel hitmen are closing in
plus déueueueueueuueuelasse
Hue hue hue hue hue
Which is why I talk about colonials, not 'americans'.
See, I am consistent and accurate.
bro can't get American dick out his mouth
Lads, we found the new Stella
I consume it too
this is how you remind me what i really am
it's not like you to say sorry
i was waiting on a different story
sry osaka spirit got hold of me for a second




