🎪bruh-fart

[south crown]

Fr tho I want @neurosama lore

[shell venture]

only duty members get the lore

[paper schooner]

Me see ifunny watermark
Me share meme

[shell venture]

go suck a dick freedomer

[south crown]

Fuck you

[glad carbon]

@south crown

https://tenor.com/view/vro-sister-mei-mei-mei-tole-tole-gif-9764098432797482040

[pale ingot]

ai vtuber real shit

[south crown]

Oh yeah so it is duty related

[pale ingot]

we're taking about @grok the twitter chatbot creature

[south crown]

They would simp

[pale ingot]

lemme pull sum up

[south crown]

Balls itch

[shell venture]

mercs watch vtubers

duty only sucks dick

[south crown]

Zombified best faction

They just walk and shoot

[shell venture]

sitting at home working a normal job best faction

[south crown]

Ew get out of here jobber

[pale ingot]

https://youtu.be/IUEhE74qv1w

vtuber ai gameplay

[glad carbon]

this is like

the most slop shit ever

[pale ingot]

90% of the video is just grok essaying

i dabble in a bit of slop

[shell venture]

i agree with grok

[glad carbon]

weeb ai talking to cryptobro elon ai

its the most asinine shit ever

[south crown]

I can't believe grok and Elon pelon are friends

[shell venture]

i would choose nuclear bombs and bomb this whole mfing server

[south crown]

But then you lose frota

[shell venture]

good

[pale ingot]

my mango is to blow up

and then act like i dont know nobody

[south crown]

And act like I don't no nobody

Hawhawawaw

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/hoyhoy-hahaha-mr-krabs-laugh-spongebob-gif-14642101

ag ag ag ag

[south crown]

Spongebob me boy pass the fent

[pale ingot]

comedy

[drifting mantle]

Did something happen to Breezy? I wasn't active the last couple of days

[south crown]

Romanians took him

[eager igloo]

Sold for parts

[glad carbon]

[south crown]

[shell venture]

he was killed in a driveby shooting 😔

[south crown]

Walkby

[drifting mantle]

[south crown]

They just casually walked sagged jeans and all

Said they were from Grove street

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-san-andreas-gta-san-andreas-gta-sa-gta-gif-24119203

[south crown]

Ryder

My dog deadass woke up and first thing she wants is tennis ball

[south crown]

I'd ask them to put me down right there

[pale ingot]

have more vtuber ai vs virgin ai slop
https://youtu.be/XYxgtTXMDos?si=TlfV8RZX0HSB5HDk&t=360

[south crown]

Why do we let ai exist?

[pale ingot]

no idea

[south crown]

It can never replace the human shitpost era we had

[opal hare]

This is vile.

[south crown]

Fucking hell ham and fresh lettuce

[opal hare]

You never disappoint sam

[south crown]

I just need two pieces of bread and i got a sandwich

[opal hare]

Get some bread

[south crown]

I would low-key go for a ham sandwich rn

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-yummers-the-boys-yummers-meme-yummers-meme-gif-10229506808836437820

[weak jackal]

https://fixvx.com/TheCappuccino04/status/1922015088048816421

cappuccino (@TheCappuccino04)

(wip gonna delete later) i'll be crunching a final all day but i thought it'd be fun to share this real quick

QRT: TheCappuccino04
You Have AIDS (feat. Kasane Teto)

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 12, 2025, 7:44 PM

[south crown]

Why did we find family guy funny again?

[weak jackal]

teto

[eager igloo]

Because of violence in movies

Or sex on TV

[deep topaz]

Y'all afraid to be corny but I was born on the cob

[pale ingot]

sitting on the cob rn i see

[rocky geode]

dont say we

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zUjxw3sLbU

[heady crow]

they not built for slav jank

[rocky geode]

shes not ready, chat

[narrow sorrel]

why 7?

[south crown]

Shadow of chernobyl works fine for me

Clearly their pc shit

[pale ingot]

lucky number

[narrow sorrel]

why does bro need so many cores?

[deep topaz]

Are you telling me chernobyl only uses one core

[rocky geode]

e coreslop

for her it does, now

[quaint ore]

A lot of games of that era did

[south crown]

Yeah the nuclear one

[narrow sorrel]

why do you think it melted down

[rocky geode]

fucking gottem

[south crown]

@narrow sorrel

[deep topaz]

I hope anomaly doesn't run on a single core

[rocky geode]

imagine listening to reddit

[quaint ore]

It doesnt

[deep topaz]

I know bronzer is for definition and all that

But that color

[rocky geode]

that guy skipped head day

[deep topaz]

Urgh

[narrow lotus]

why does sammy pizza have a fucking bus

[south crown]

Pc explode

[rocky geode]

look at how small it looks in comparison

[heady crow]

i mean its pretty normal

his upper traps are proportional

[deep topaz]

Average sized

[rocky geode]

pc starts replying to trump tweets on its own

[deep topaz]

If I do say so

[heady crow]

larger than average

if i might add

[rocky geode]

bro if u think this is normal

[deep topaz]

Teeny tiny

[rocky geode]

u must live in serbia

[south crown]

She says no

[rocky geode]

someoen post that serbia meme

[deep topaz]

When he's looking like Eddie hall let me know

[rocky geode]

when hes looking like the warden guy from earlier let me know

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/what-are-you-on-about-mary-son-of-a-critch-what-are-you-talking-about-what-do-you-mean-gif-3605601328312171103

have you seen humans

their heads?

[rocky geode]

thats a bodybuilder in a competition hes there BECAUSE its not normal

[heady crow]

im talking about his head????

its a normal fucking head

[rocky geode]

yeah thats why it looks so small

[heady crow]

it looks like a normal head on a bodybuilder

[rocky geode]

why are you chimping out

exactly

[south crown]

You are both stupid therefore I win

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-going-to-kill-you-sign-language-mad-you-pointing-gif-17147245

[narrow lotus]

@river zealot

[rocky geode]

while whole body is on 2x mode, so his head be lookin small

[digital quartz]

just work out your head?

[rocky geode]

i know

he didnt smh

gotta go to the library

[south crown]

So true so deep

[pale ingot]

sleeper build considering he doesnt just straight up collapse from the head size

[rocky geode]

hes so toned yeah

lots of yoga

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1135987620795658355/1345335794449121342/omori-mari-omori_1.webp

Expand your mind

[rocky geode]

im gonna explode on u flop

on our wedding night

[digital quartz]

he is 14

[rocky geode]

no hes not

hes in college

[tidal trellis]

mr I'm 20

[rocky geode]

hes 20, thats like 40 in twink years

he's a cougar

[south crown]

I don't get it

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1361614971229704284/mari-sad.webp

[south crown]

Why you thinking that

[eager igloo]

You should stop talking indefinitely

[rocky geode]

LMFAO

i speak the truth

[south crown]

Hes not wrong tho twink death is real

One day you wake up and balding man

[deep topaz]

Serbia uni

[rocky geode]

god forbid

[eager igloo]

Ph.D in twinkology sounding headass

[south crown]

Thanks I worked hard

Aka I thinked it

[eager igloo]

Besides balding in the age of 20 is not very common is it

[south crown]

You sound mad?

[rocky geode]

he's bald, chat

[south crown]

You seem sad. Have you tried blowing your brains out? - my coworker

[rocky geode]

https://tenor.com/view/bald-bald-head-shiny-bald-head-sponge-bob-sponge-bob-square-pants-gif-4830356535569685568

[pale ingot]

i mean it makes ur worries go away and shit

he's kinda real for that

[south crown]

RED WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO ITBHERE

[pale ingot]

PORNOGRAPHY!!! YEEAAHHH

[rocky geode]

KILL IT

[south crown]

He always goons here for female avatars

[naive bison]

Bro I'm watching one of those "gas station cashier in the hood" channels

[naive bison]

Why are like 60% of people wearing a fucking ski mask

[rocky geode]

NO PICKLE

[naive bison]

Yeah that

Or offended by being given a pink lighter

[pale ingot]

welcome back weseli @frigid mesa

[naive bison]

Or a fuckinf pink shopping bag

[rocky geode]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewLDENofstc

NO GOOD

NO NO PICKLE

[naive bison]

So many emotionally stunted individuals in the hood

[south crown]

So true

[south crown]

Gang shi

[rocky geode]

pickle no good :[

[eager igloo]

Perfect green society

Except ur a serf and u died at the age of 17 of tuberculosis

[south crown]

I read serf as serb

[naive bison]

One of the shorts I watched was one about a dude asking for a pack of long rolling papers

They cost 3 dollars

And short ones cost 2

[rocky geode]

to be fair the gas station guys are usually annoying little pricks behind that glass

[naive bison]

3 had no price tag

Broke mf was saying sell me the long ones for 2$

Wholeass argument over a dollar

[rocky geode]

damn thats broke broke

pickle no good

[naive bison]

Yeah he's trolling but the trolls are like giving a free flower or a pink lighter

If you get offended and angry over that

You're psychotic and not fit to be in society

[pale ingot]

pnut bute jelly the loung wayy

[rocky geode]

no no man no good

no pickle

[naive bison]

https://youtube.com/shorts/9csMaAml_eg?si=DaAOaAcz8TuLF2yo

[rocky geode]

theyre not in society theyre in the hood

its also cuz theyre trying to intimidate the guy

because theyre "hard"

and his friend is just heckling making shit worse

im glad i dont live around this shit any more man

[naive bison]

While doing the softest shit ever

Legit no father figure in any of these incidents

2 loud girls walk in

[eager igloo]

The hood ain't for beginners

[naive bison]

The cashier calls them ghetto

Her response to prove she isn't ghetto is to try and steal shit

Zero father activity

If I was a hood cashier I would blow my brains out

[rocky geode]

yeah once you make them fell bad in any way, they just have to 1 up you

thats how it is

cant seem weak

[naive bison]

I hate loud people

Just fuckin pay your 3$ broke ass bum and move out the line

[south crown]

You wouldn't like England

[rocky geode]

speaking of loud people look its jack black

[naive bison]

Why

[rocky geode]

no one likes england

[naive bison]

aren't English people polite

[south crown]

You got smackhead neighbours who argue over fucking the bin wheel

No lmao

[rocky geode]

LMFAO

[naive bison]

Ah I guess craxkheads are craxkheads everywhere

[rocky geode]

bri'ish "people"

[naive bison]

Crackheads*

[south crown]

One time i was going to the shop and some dude started taking his shirt off and threatening to fight me because I walked funny

My bad original gangster

[naive bison]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Ei0RswdGr0c?si=OIY-ZayvT7MdgXLb

Card declines

Calls ppl broke

[rocky geode]

meth

[naive bison]

Like that meme

[south crown]

Hood logic

[naive bison]

Homeless man calls another homeless man a broke ass n

[naive bison]

Some people be doing every activity except a job

God bless em

[naive bison]

https://youtube.com/shorts/aEctlo6-tWM?si=Cz_4oVc6h3AJqTmV

Look at this mf

Store out of ice cream and nachos

This guy screaming like they owe him shit

[south crown]

Some people think they're the main character

[naive bison]

And tries to steal after

[south crown]

Until 9x19 humbles them

[naive bison]

As I said, nobody in their life told em to shut the fuck up

[pale ingot]

more common than you'd think

[quaint ore]

@heady crow

here's some older footage if you find it interesting
https://youtu.be/VbUezzJSRZY

[south crown]

Personally I'm the main character

You're all scripted to die in various ways later down the story to impact My growth

[pale ingot]

9x19 will humble him

alhamdulillah

[rocky geode]

MARKED ONEEEEEE

[south crown]

Good luck trying to drive by me

I live in an alleyway

Unless you use a motored wheelchair

Down syndrome gangsters deadass sounds like a comedy I'd watch ngl

[pale ingot]

sounds fire

[south crown]

Take his chromosomes terry

As he just latches onto your head teeth sharp

https://tenor.com/view/eat-nom-cats-white-cat-black-cat-gif-329830397201811161

[pale ingot]

stephen hawking is the mob boss

the don

[south crown]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[rocky geode]

grandma get the chair, lets get him

[south crown]

We're cooking we're cooking

Gets banned

[opal hare]

????????

[naive bison]

Terrorist propaganda on yt again

[pale ingot]

this isnt near bad enough for even a warning

[naive bison]

[pale ingot]

the usual

[opal hare]

Why's a university sending me hi???

[pale ingot]

did you do anything related to this university or

[south crown]

Dude shoot your shot she's cute

She wants you she text first

[pale ingot]

fr

[edgy abyss]

[opal hare]

I just filled their application form, i never thought they'd "hii" me for it

Does it want me to take it on a date next?

[quaint ore]

I hope this wasnt your maxima

[south crown]

Stupid glorptard fills out form then gets scared when they respond

[pale ingot]

in a timely fashion

[south crown]

You're never getting in now

[opal hare]

HAVE YOU SEEN A UNIVERSITY SEND YOU "HII" ON WHATSAPP???

Hi with TWO i

[south crown]

No I'm too fucking stupid to make it near uni

I failed basic maths

[wooden surge]

Just say that the things are moving a bit too quickly for you and you should take a step baxk

[edgy abyss]

ne mano, nera bomzu salia

[pale ingot]

Did you mean: Construction, Plumber, Electrician

[frail scaffold]

https://d.fxtwitter.com/shitpost_2049/status/1921958412172066819?t=9Pk3FioI2gqhmSMFxSe5fw&s=19

[quaint ore]

Kiekvienoje maximoje visada bus lilipūtas, invalidas arba bomžas

arba visi kartu iškart

[south crown]

It was indeed dog shit

[frail scaffold]

MEEEE

[south crown]

Yall got fun?

We got abysmal dogshit

[frail scaffold]

Abysmal dogshit

[south crown]

I love that word so much

Abysmal

Goes with anything

[pale ingot]

yeah i got elite dangerous yesterday

[south crown]

Abysmal ham

[edgy abyss]

Prie mano nekarto nemaciau, bet prie Rimi daznai

[pale ingot]

i caused it to turn into abysmal dogshit from my own poorly thought out actions tho

[south crown]

What if I went freaky billy mode and poured salad cream on ham

Would anyone care?

[pale ingot]

what if

kill yoself

[south crown]

No

[quaint ore]

this is fucking real

[pale ingot]

🍆

[south crown]

I live to annoy you

[quaint ore]

[south crown]

How did he survive?

[pale ingot]

he actually fucking blew himself up?

what a dumbass

[quaint ore]

this is the same mf

[south crown]

Did the pc survive?

[quaint ore]

who used 2 toasters to cancel each other out

[south crown]

God I hope it did

I cry when pcs die to idiots

[quaint ore]

BRO WHAT THE FUCK

[south crown]

Like that one youtuber who constantly goes rampage and smashes his pc towers

I show speed?

[quaint ore]

he backflipped into his setup

[south crown]

Some people dream of decent rigs

Meanwhile the greedy destroy them

[pale ingot]

wait is this also the fucking guy that stabbed 2 toasters at once and shat himself from the shock

[south crown]

Yes

He won't die

[quaint ore]

yes

[wooden surge]

[naive bison]

All this shit is fake

[south crown]

He's literally yury from stalker

[quaint ore]

god give his strongest protection to his biggest retards

[naive bison]

Faaaaake

[young tinsel]

I don't get the appeal for streamers.

[wooden surge]

Y'all believe anything now?

[young tinsel]

What's the point of watching someone you don't know play some game?

[pale ingot]

i have them in the background to have white noise while i do whatever else

its like music but more autistic

[young tinsel]

Play some lofi music or whatever instead.

[pale ingot]

no

[quaint ore]

https://x.com/imboggles/status/1775546022716191147

Boggles (@imboggles) on X

First Streamer to Use an AED Defibrillator on Himself

X · Apr 3, 2024, 3:28 PM

bro this shit is a gold mine

"IS THIS SAFE CHAT?"
Uses a fucking defib on himself

[pale ingot]

i feel like this guy is recreating the legend of Icarus in real time

he's gonna fucking die live on stream one day

[young tinsel]

Must be one of these youngster things I'll never get.

[south crown]

You're just mad he's built different

[pale ingot]

the generational divide

[quaint ore]

https://x.com/imboggles/status/1843668958794412120

Boggles (@imboggles) on X

@FearedBuck me and speed are currently racing for the record 👀

X · Oct 8, 2024, 3:05 PM

[quaint ore]

PARALYSIS SPEEDRUN

[south crown]

He sleeps in a UK house too

They all look like that

[young tinsel]

I'd say the brain divide.

[south crown]

No fucking personality

[pale ingot]

What's happening here dude

[south crown]

Jorkin

[pale ingot]

cant believe they got the masturbatory marathon

[young tinsel]

Only youtuber I check is Perun, who does a great powerpoint slideshow presentation every week with really fun accounting jokes.

[quaint ore]

https://x.com/imboggles/status/1757347576825979021

Boggles (@imboggles) on X

WE HIT 1,000 FOLLOWERS ON @KickStreaming 🥳

X · Feb 13, 2024, 10:14 AM

[pale ingot]

i enjoy having vtuber slop on in the background time to time due to my severe and swiftly worsening lack of affectionate female interaction

but only like every so often

[quaint ore]

watch that mf drop the half sphere on the demon core next

[pale ingot]

stops streaming for 1 week and he just comes back completely fine

[young tinsel]

Sounds weird.

[pale ingot]

what i mean is, no girlfriend

lonely.

[young tinsel]

Yes, and?

[pale ingot]

the vtuber industry capitalizes on lonely unloved men and i am definetly one of them

[frail scaffold]

Hes okay tho so W

[pale ingot]

yet too self aware to ever delve too deep into the rabbit hole

[young tinsel]

Super weird. If you consider this a problem, why not solve it?

[pale ingot]

perhaps

[young tinsel]

People get in relations with women by acting normally with them and treating them like human beings. Works pretty reliably.

[south crown]

I just eat burger

[pale ingot]

woah. never thought of that one

thanks man

[frail scaffold]

There are much worse things to get into than vtubers ham

Its really not that bad

[pale ingot]

i know

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-backflip-speed-backflip-ishowspeed-backflip-gif-12661145440690617681

[pale ingot]

it could be way worse

way worse.

[frail scaffold]

If anything its harmless

[young tinsel]

Considering the regularity of incel comments on this server, can't even say if ironic.

[wraith osprey]

the devil on yo shoulder

[pale ingot]

bro of course i know to treat women like people I'm not actually an incel

[wraith osprey]

get into exercise
get bigger

get bitches

[naive bison]

Yeah look at you for example

[young tinsel]

Can't ever be sure here, tbh.

[naive bison]

[pale ingot]

[wraith osprey]

[frail scaffold]

Im not gonna pretend i know what to do to help you in your current situation, but you should be easier on yourself

[frail scaffold]

Idgaf

[south crown]

Hey shine is cool don't bully ma friend

[frail scaffold]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1040554840146845716.gif?quality=lossless&name=FellOff&size=48

[naive bison]

About what

[pale ingot]

yeah to be fair my life could always be worse. i could have been turkish

[south crown]

French

[young tinsel]

Pakistanese

[south crown]

Could have been born a gaul peasant in 477AD

[coarse bear]

You could've been born in Qazaqstan

[south crown]

Oh oh wait

[naive bison]

Why with qs

[frail scaffold]

Long as you aint hurting people your passtime is negligible to your actual worth as a person and ppl telling you otherwise are too absorbed in their own world of trying to portray an image for approval

[south crown]

You could moderate gamma?

[naive bison]

[naive bison]

BOOORING

Pregnant male emoji react this user

[coarse bear]

Language evolution :)
Qazaq is moving to Latin alphabet

[pale ingot]

neerddd

[young tinsel]

Unless they're Bri*ish, of course.

[south crown]

Hey

I'm British you fucking wanker

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/noway-gif-254273188714127328

[naive bison]

My condolences

[south crown]

Thanks it hurts

[coarse bear]

I'm sorry for your loss

[young tinsel]

I'm so sorry to hear it.

When did you learn about your condition?

[south crown]

Least my free health care covers the pain

[wooden surge]

Things do get better, don't worry

[south crown]

Oh god we summoned the boss

[young tinsel]

/sneers in Fr*nch

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/jumpscare-simon-pegg-british-brtish-man-jumpscare-gary-king-gif-9989895125203420506

[coarse bear]

Oops, health care is getting privatized

[pale ingot]

btw i found this funny ass propaganda poster on wikipedia of a turk running away from a russian
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/706943077839011864/1370472176335065118/1280px-Russian_poster.png?ex=68243c6c&is=6822eaec&hm=97f556597856117afc64196bcbde707afbfc7a4392a6d56b52e7995cc3995983&

[south crown]

It's cheaper to die anyway

[frail scaffold]

Sir insulin is 130 dollars now sorry dont make the rules

[pale ingot]

its so good bro

[naive bison]

How fluent are you in Urdu?

[coarse bear]

Oh hey there's a poem at the bottom

[south crown]

Sir your penis pills are going up

[pale ingot]

what does it say sire

[south crown]

Urdu huh caveman noises?

[naive bison]

Give him a diff hat and the soldier a diff color uniform

[coarse bear]

It's in older Russian from what I can tell, and barely legible

[naive bison]

Urdu is Pakistan language

[pale ingot]

yeah its a ww1 poster iirc

[young tinsel]

Imagine not burning the town immediately in response.

[south crown]

Non at all

[coarse bear]

Russian empire and their shitass use of ъ-like symbols

[frail scaffold]

https://d.fxtwitter.com/LocalBateman/status/1921913255897039147?t=COH-yq7ZA8oXuqNGz-_jLg&s=19

[south crown]

I know English and Russian/Ukraine thanks to stalker

[naive bison]

You will

[pale ingot]

what's all this i hear about you whipping turks

[naive bison]

Do I?

[south crown]

I hope you know its mostly a stereotype

[pale ingot]

you should

[south crown]

Brother would break his wrist trying to whip

[naive bison]

I do support xenophobia or violence 🙅

[coarse bear]

Do?

[placid sail]

just a heads up, Russian/Ukraine don't actually converse with ayyy blyat all the time

[south crown]

Caught in 4k

[frail scaffold]

Its over

[naive bison]

Freudian slip

Leave it in

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/jeonsyuri-ice-eating-ice-cold-man-eating-ice-gif-22883086

[naive bison]

[south crown]

Lies

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/senator-armstrong-armstrong-metal-gear-rising-mgr-speech-bubble-gif-25397532

[naive bison]

Photoshop the "no" emoji into a thumbs up

[coarse bear]

Ganja car when АЙ МАСЛИНУ ПОЙМАЛ isn't part of common conversation:

[naive bison]

He misspelled in russian HAH

[south crown]

It's actually funny because I can play Russian mods for stalker now and still know he's saying story parts

[naive bison]

[coarse bear]

Пруфы?

[south crown]

Then I stab him anyway because he had a 78% bandit jacket

[young tinsel]

Is Russian even a real language?

[naive bison]

Huyufi

[pale ingot]

is french even a real language

[frail scaffold]

Whenever i see cyrillic i just hear stalkers in my head, you all sound like loners to me

[south crown]

Are we real?

[young tinsel]

I hear Russian is just a local variant of Turkish that made up a fake alphabet to look different.

[tidal trellis]

Wait that's possible?

[young tinsel]

Change my mind.

[naive bison]

You ever heard a BEAR in tarkov?

Based VA

[placid sail]

давай давай кандехай веселей!

[south crown]

They're are stalkers in your skin

[glad carbon]

@frail scaffold @placid sail @south crown

[young tinsel]

I don't play MP games.

[naive bison]

You can drop slurs mid fight

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/vro-sister-mei-mei-mei-tole-tole-gif-9764098432797482040

[frail scaffold]

They are are

[south crown]

Hey frota :3

[glad carbon]

hi doggy

[pale ingot]

woah.. so this is why tarkov is so popular

[coarse bear]

[south crown]

Peel them out

[naive bison]

Yeah and usecs cant

Objectively inferior faction

[coarse bear]

Засцал, пон

[pale ingot]

lmao lol

[naive bison]

Usecs sound zesty as hell

[south crown]

What do they say?

[young tinsel]

Well, Russians try to cope in games when they can't win shit IRL.

[naive bison]

Bears dropping F bombs

And I dont mean fuck

[naive bison]

Iirc gamma by default has the bear VA

[south crown]

Don't tell me they say

[naive bison]

You can sometimes drop an F bomb after killing someone

[south crown]

Frick

[pale ingot]

tarkov gives you 2 choices
zesty american
angry russian

[young tinsel]

Can't remember the last time Russia won a war without being carried all the way by the West one way or another. Cue their copefest games.

[dreamy flax]

💞 Love calculator

Baker + ham = 42%

[fallow trellis]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1034508280229277848/1081268897686233088/ratBoomDoom.gif

[naive bison]

There is one based VA for usec

[glad carbon]

@fallow trellis hey starsector fella

[naive bison]

There is also an INSANELY zesty one too

[dreamy flax]

💞 Love calculator

ham + light_warrior = 96%

[south crown]

Shipped

[naive bison]

@eager igloo

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/доброе-утро-gif-18352074553388487704

[south crown]

Do me and shine next

[pale ingot]

im feeling romantical @glad carbon

[dreamy flax]

💞 Love calculator

Baker + Shine = 85%

[south crown]

Heck yeah

[frail scaffold]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/927761489073418311.gif?quality=lossless&name=reveal_troll&size=48

[south crown]

85 is enough to be married until we kill each other

The traditional way to end a marriage smh

[frail scaffold]

If you aint dueling me in the middle of the swedish alps then i dont want you

[south crown]

Doesn't matter where I die I'm dead let's go

[glad carbon]

ouppy + ouppy

[dreamy flax]

💞 Love calculator

Shine + Baker = 85%

[pale ingot]

same ting

[fallow trellis]

you need to put up a large life insurance before you do

[dreamy flax]

B-but I don't have feelings

💞 Love calculator

light_warrior + Baker = 59%

[south crown]

Real

[dreamy flax]

Sorry to see you alone...

[south crown]

I only love my dog and my dog I'm sorry

[fallow trellis]

it doesnt work

[south crown]

You're unlovable

[south crown]

I'm sorry

[glad carbon]

i think 60% is kinda accurate

[naive bison]

Fellas should I buy a pitsa

[south crown]

Pistol?

[pale ingot]

i (my sword) have to be one with frota

[south crown]

Cause if you mean pistol yeah then one in the chamber

[frail scaffold]

I wanted a sword duel personally

[eager igloo]

I should pick up historic fencing

[frail scaffold]

I want to

[naive bison]

Type shi

:)

[frail scaffold]

Not free tho, just like everything else

[pale ingot]

hell yeah

[south crown]

Me and the homies duel with our dicks for the biggest urinal but that's our thing

[glad carbon]

sword fighting with the homies

[south crown]

You're not invited sorry

[frail scaffold]

BAD

[pale ingot]

what if it breaks

[south crown]

You loss

[pale ingot]

is that the only loss/win condition

[south crown]

Whoever gets bored first

[pale ingot]

the death match

[south crown]

You only got one life so fuck it up good so people remember

Be the silly little thing they laugh back on

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-and-jerry-marching-musketeers-nibbles-gif-15330172740527516673

[glad carbon]

silly little thing is what i call

[pale ingot]

silly big thing is what i call

[glad carbon]

hiii

[pale ingot]

Greetings, My liege.

[glad carbon]

oil up

[pale ingot]

Fuck, No.

[south crown]

Frota is more fruity than my fruit bowl

But he's cool

Comedy gold

[frail scaffold]

Type of shit im on

[south crown]

Discount dollar

So it's 50 cent?

[glad carbon]

shine can you grab some discount malt liquor for me and baker

[silver bluff]

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[south crown]

Caramel whiskey please

[frail scaffold]

I got no money

[south crown]

Get it

[glad carbon]

5 finger discount

[frail scaffold]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/832653220194680872.png?quality=lossless&name=slugtired&size=48

[silver bluff]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[south crown]

50 bmg

[silver bluff]

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[south crown]

And? I'm stealing I don't care

[pale ingot]

just steal copper wire

[silver bluff]

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[pale ingot]

it sells for big doller

no you gotta work your way up

[silver bluff]

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[pale ingot]

gotta become a blacksmith and makeshift a weapon for yourself

acquire a big iron

[glad carbon]

the bug

[silver bluff]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[glad carbon]

i cant believe shine got no nitro anymore

[south crown]

[pale ingot]

brazilian cartel gun

[arctic pawn]

is it just me or trump is oranger

[south crown]

He's evolving

[silver bluff]

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[pale ingot]

he's ripening

soon he'll be ready for harvest

[arctic pawn]

Fr

[silver bluff]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[frail scaffold]

Trump in his 70s im pretty sure why it take so long to ripen

[fallow trellis]

TW: Explicit Sexual Content

[pale ingot]

lizards have cold blood, he lives in a warmer climate. it'll take longer, you know

[silver bluff]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[pale ingot]

that's why he ripens so slow

[silver bluff]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[pale ingot]

no no he needs the cold icy climate of a nuclear winter

lizards have cold blood remember

[silver bluff]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[pale ingot]

[silver bluff]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[naive bison]

The more optical wins he gets the stronger and more orange he becomes

[naive bison]

This shit chill as fuck

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/nine-sols-yi-nine-sols-yi-smoking-gif-6637737860805601155

[solar breach]

Maybe it's not so bad here

Oh right

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-reaction-reaction-jesus-jesus-reaction-gif-19654103

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/784487027063914499/1371758237476720690/v15044gf0000d0h7dkfog65vv7kuou30.mov?ex=68244ce9&is=6822fb69&hm=728fa6649c715962052f057f3dbfde36116bc26e5a5d4bfa95355350b36bab8f&

[pale ingot]

yum yum

[solar breach]

They tried to take a shortcut on the Oregon trail, got trapped in the mountains during winter, and that was the result.

[coarse bear]

Doubt it was Jesus

[heady crow]

@glad carbon

[shell venture]

r kelly

[hazy finch]

37

[coarse bear]

Why'd you ping me with this

[coarse bear]

@narrow lotus @stone blade @river zealot instead
Also @vale sand

[wraith osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/william-afton-burning-in-hell-gif-22798912

[placid sail]

I too doubt it was Jesus

[river zealot]

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-it's-just-the-way-it-is-i'm-just-the-messenger-gif-6270475095135913721

[quaint ore]

Short format content was a fucking mistake

[placid sail]

you want a full video eh?

[quaint ore]

How about you kill yourself now

[placid sail]

listen dog if it's your thing you gotta roll with it, denying it only will turn you into a flop

[quaint ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1214964068436152331/1361338162605195295/image0.gif

[shell venture]

i love how shittier stuff gets posted but this is still worse

[placid sail]

I thought you guys love energy drinks

[pale ingot]

its a bz post

its always worse

[vale sand]

i didn't even fucking do nothing, why am i catching strays

fuck monster, red bull supremacy anyways

[eager igloo]

Prolly most overpriced drink in existence

[vale sand]

we getting kidney stones with style

[eager igloo]

Maybe with exception for bottled water

[frail scaffold]

Companies getting to own water is crazy honestly

[river zealot]

red bull is overpriced af

like

it tasted the same as say non stop

but non stop is half the price

[pale ingot]

but they have horse semen in red bull bro you're missing out

[coarse bear]

Ape suffer together

[vale sand]

gotta pay for the planes that people jump out somehow

[frail scaffold]

Dawg everything is overpriced rn

[heady crow]

Im half priced

[frail scaffold]

Except arizona iced tea ofc

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/927761489073418311.gif?quality=lossless&name=reveal_troll&size=48

[hazy finch]

i get employee discount at my store so i can buy a gatorade for half price

[vale sand]

idk, i don't really care about monster or red bull, i like a few flavours of monster but they are just generally way too sweet imo

meanwhile red bull tastes like sour battery acid

[primal rapids]

Super cinematic boss fight, super annoying in his second phase where he teleport spams

[vale sand]

right up my alley

[frail scaffold]

I only drink the coffee ones

[frail scaffold]

And at that point id rather just have a coffee

[hazy finch]

try any of the zero sugar monsters (non white) for similar effect

[river zealot]

yes well

just start buying nonstop

same shit but cheaper

[heady crow]

Depends, coffees missing alot of the stuff that energy drinks have

[shell venture]

i drank so much coffee
im starting to put and increasingly small pinch of salt in it each day

[vale sand]

I did, the white one just kinda tasted like Fanta, idk why but that's the flavour profile I got from it

[river zealot]

@vale sand blood did you play stalker 2?

[heady crow]

Go for cheap preworkout 🗣️

[vale sand]

Sadly, yes

[river zealot]

i kinda like it

[shell venture]

it is good
when it works

[river zealot]

the ai is dum dum

[hazy finch]

try the zero sugar pink one shit tastes like chemicals that come out of a factory as waste

[river zealot]

and a bit too much running

[frail scaffold]

Dont need it personally, the monsters just come conveniently and are somehow not as bad for you than the starbucks iced coffees in machines

[river zealot]

but damn the plot is nice idk

[shell venture]

i actually liked the running in s2

idk why

[vale sand]

I mean, I gave it a chance when it released, maybe I will try it again later on but my experience was abysmal because it just died whenever you were around NPC's

[shell venture]

i usually hate it and teleport

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/i-get-it-snoop-dogg-red-table-talk-i-understand-i-know-gif-16483599

[frail scaffold]

Oh, usually cheaper too ofc

[river zealot]

maybe they changed it or some shit, my fpc only really dies in one location

[vale sand]

And their "patch" being 155gb to redownload the entire game a week after release didn't really help either with my opinion

[heady crow]

Real mfs ran around garbage in soc over encumbered with 9mm ammo

I dont mind running

[frail scaffold]

Me ripping tails off wild dogs for 5.07$ usd

[river zealot]

it would be ok if alife was alive, or if stashes werent so shit

[shell venture]

losing all vodka and medkits for the 9x18 mp5

[eager igloo]

Try tiger, polish brand

[shell venture]

tbh
i don't know how they can make stashes better

[eager igloo]

Battery acid for quarter price of red bull

[hazy finch]

https://fxtwitter.com/Yahiamice/status/1920163535167865294

yahiamice. (@Yahiamice)

i learned how to make Balatro mods

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[deep topaz]

Man that gsupps needs to get here faster. I need chemicals in my blood to stay up in the mornings

[shell venture]

you already get a fuckton of shit

[frail scaffold]

Fights in stalker become a lot funnier when you factor in that the stalkers are usually fighting over the equivalent of 10 American dollars

[digital quartz]

install stalker 2
fight first set of enemies
AI is retarded
deinstall stalker 2

[hazy finch]

sounds like the middle east

[river zealot]

its just mostly ammo, idk make them drop more guns and artifacts?

or kinda like in gamma where there are shit stashes and good ones

[pale ingot]

yeah but the riches of the zone tho

[river zealot]

its already kinda like it but i mean the loot pool mostly

it should drop artifacts tbh

[shell venture]

imo
make shit more scarce
then searching stashes will become more rewarding
but the gamma haters vanilla purists tards will cry like babies

[hazy finch]

fuck you werent lying

[frail scaffold]

Gripping my thigh bleeding in attempt to not actually reply to this

[vale sand]

I'll see if I can get my hands on any of them, I just always ordered Red Bull because it was the most convenient and arrived without issues

[pseudo robin]

Literal Monopoly money

[hazy finch]

20000 roubles is like 7 red medkits on hard/surv

[heady crow]

Your experience?

[pale ingot]

if you make shit even more scarce i dont know how possible its gonna be for me to do max difficulty zombie runs anymore

[coarse bear]

Oh that's cute

[shell venture]

1 medkit is around 2k rub in gaemma

[dreamy flax]

💱 20,000 KZT (Kazakhstani Tenge) :flag_kz: is equal to 39.32 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:

[shell venture]

in stalker 2

[deep topaz]

Maybe if you give him a reacharound

[digital quartz]

you have to factor in fluctuation and inflation gotta take the ruble to dollar ratio in 2012

[pseudo robin]

[hazy finch]

hard/surv is im pretty sure like 2.3k

[river zealot]

sometimes they bug out and become retarded

[pale ingot]

my fault i was thinking gamma

[deep topaz]

Cheapest kit you'll find is 2.5k in sakharovs

[river zealot]

but usually they fight ok

[shell venture]

something like that

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/kromer-deltarune-10kromer-sogga-serval-gif-23677035

[river zealot]

i noticed if youre close to them they usually act retarded

[digital quartz]

yes but I played day 1 so mb its better now

[frail scaffold]

Stalker 2 runs worse than anomaly so i don't touch it

[river zealot]

they are releasing a combat patch this week

[shell venture]

i think alife being broken fucked people minds
they started thinking like alife is the jesus of ai

[frail scaffold]

Youre telling me we finally got multi threading and the game STILL runs like shit???

[heady crow]

Better to wait

[river zealot]

ue5 upon ye

does gamma work on all cores?

[frail scaffold]

7900xtx btw

[shell venture]

FORCED LUMEN AND NANO BABY

[frail scaffold]

No

[shell venture]

no

[frail scaffold]

Anomaly is monothreaded

[river zealot]

im suprised it runs that well then

[shell venture]

monoth....

[hazy finch]

russian black magic

[river zealot]

~100 fps with pretty good graphics

[shell venture]

but it's not stable

it dips like crazy in areas like jupiter and dark valley

[hazy finch]

a witch in the woods is telepathically connected to all computers that have stalker anomaly on it and at any time she can just fuck with a computer for any reason

[river zealot]

i hope the modders will fix the game idk

but at that point i will already complete the game so whatever

i heard they wanted to release a dlc

[shell venture]

hopefully the sdk allows good mods

[shell venture]

2 story dlcs

preplanned

[river zealot]

hopefully they are big

[runic sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-so-real-thats-not-real-real-funny-chad-batch-gif-4100868428992120050

[shell venture]

hopefully they are good

[hazy finch]

its crazy how ive already forgotten stalker 2 was even a thing until someone mentioned it 5 minutes ago

[heady crow]

Cut content for dlcs

[river zealot]

from what i saw people say, ue5 is extremely easy to mod

[heady crow]

Yep

[frail scaffold]

Does the game still do that thing where past a certain story part everyone is wearing exos

[river zealot]

maybe?

[shell venture]

where are you story wise artoom

[hazy finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1062009242862755940/1332531293682143252/why_doesnt_it_work.gif

[frail scaffold]

Cus that shit is sooo fucking ass im sorry

[river zealot]

most people wear exos for me

[frail scaffold]

Literally inexcusable

[river zealot]

not all but most

[vale sand]

not enough racial slurs as variables

[river zealot]

uhh

[shell venture]

unkillable npcs is also kinda lame

[vale sand]

rookie mistake

[river zealot]

|| after you talk to strider in the noosphere||

[shell venture]

oh you are very far then

didn't get there myself

[river zealot]

i mean

it depends on the gun i noticed

but yeah if you dont headshot they tank a lot

reminds me of gamma

[shell venture]

no some npcs you legit can't shoot

skif puts his gun down

[glad carbon]

yes

[shell venture]

and it doesn't fire

[glad carbon]

everyone inm tthe north atleast

[river zealot]

i saw one in a lab

and monolith snipers in duga

youre not supposed to go there early

[frail scaffold]

Xd

[glad carbon]

southern zone mfs still walk around in jackets and sunrise suits or whatever

[coarse bear]

Can't say gay, chortle at this user

[shell venture]

i tried testing a gun in rookie village
some hobo robbed stalker can't be killed

[shell venture]

after sircaa that changes

they start using exos lmao

[glad carbon]

theres some essential ones because the game doesnt want you like uhh

[digital quartz]

it is a priviledge only reserved for this servers Bourgeoisie

[glad carbon]

softlocking i guess

[frail scaffold]

Dont care + boobs jiggle when i walk

[shell venture]

still lame

lemme softlock

[glad carbon]

old stalker had that too with traders n shit

[shell venture]

consequences for my actions

[glad carbon]

its not new

[river zealot]

i really liked the story but otherwise game needs some polishing yeah

[shell venture]

me too

i think the story is good at least how far i got

[glad carbon]

lame+ass is better

[digital quartz]

I remember Morrowind would tell you that you are an idiot for killing an essential NPC and that your save is fucked

[shell venture]

based

then skyrim fucked it

[hazy finch]

.

[frail scaffold]

Agree but theyre mine so idc

[glad carbon]

i swear i went back to cordon by the time i unlocked pripyat and while some mfs had exos

most had normal suits

[shell venture]

me too

[heady crow]

yours is atleast

[river zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1358921764973056010/image.png?ex=68246744&is=682315c4&hm=eedb84ca8e53fed8621ed047364b15b2d045a9e4bf9052c37b3f72f454ec353c&

[shell venture]

yea but the exo disease infests like every zone

[digital quartz]

yeah that

[shell venture]

zalissya was full on exo fiesta

[glad carbon]

maybe to you

idk man i think im mid

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/no-more-room-in-hell-gif-16789581979796698102

[heady crow]

everything about you is great to me

[glad carbon]

stop glazing

[heady crow]

id love to glaze you :3

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/gunslingermod-stalker-suicide-gun-kill-gif-21174948

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1371571335888769256/togif.gif

[shell venture]

same gun too

[river zealot]

is it

[glad carbon]

no it isnt you dunce

[river zealot]

isnt that some walter

[digital quartz]

simp ahh

[shell venture]

looks the same

idk

[glad carbon]

its the p99 vs a glock

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/packwatch-gif-22219180

[shell venture]

kill yourselves

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-dance-funny-rat-dance-dancing-rat-gif-1874324974880693067

[naive bison]

Finished eating pizzer with my brother

Left 2 slices for mom

[glad carbon]

@coarse bear can u send this man sodium cyanide tablets

[shell venture]

jannie

[naive bison]

Idk if she will eat them though, it was a bit spicy

[solar breach]

I forgot the US made a 155mm APCR shell

[naive bison]

[naive bison]

Chances of eating an extra slice of pizza are on the horizon

[coarse bear]

Sorry, that kitten is spoken for by powers that be

[naive bison]

He's in the caste of untouchables

[glad carbon]

lame

[glad carbon]

hes very touchable idk

@shell venture

[shell venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1357980696353706024/watermark.gif

[midnight cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/disgusted-disappointed-ew-look-away-stop-gif-15615092

[naive bison]

Bro...

[glad carbon]

gn bruno

[vale sand]

If you're already that far off, just go play fetch with the headlights on a highway

[high wing]

We can all live TUUUUUGGGETHER

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/elden-ring-rykard-snake-gif-25916854

[quaint ore]

@river zealot @placid sail @coarse bear

[pseudo robin]

[quaint ore]

fuck you, here's a scene prediciting russian brainrot

-Ты дурак ? Мы в гольф играем

[frail scaffold]

LMFAO

[placid sail]

oh no

this is horrible

I will repost it

[quaint ore]

this shit is so retarded i love it

fucking 40 iq shitposting

https://youtu.be/HgaUMjUAN8s

[placid sail]

this is even worse, thank you, I'll be taking that

[glad carbon]

Gn @frail scaffold

[frail scaffold]

gnnn

[arctic pawn]

he's a good boy

[solar breach]

Open season flashbang

[primal rapids]

https://fixupx.com/LouisvilleGun/status/1921591929130651802

Louis vil LeGun 🍌 📟 (@LouisvilleGun)

The Bri'ish are once again defeated by
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[solar breach]

Ong

"But our houses are built for the cold!" You literally are advised not to go outside

[heady crow]

[heady crow]

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[tepid pebble]

GOOODDDDDDD MORNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGG VIETNAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM

[prisma venture]

Bro where do you live at

[tepid pebble]

i am perfectly aware that the time is 16:17

1 hour until my shift ends

[heady crow]

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[naive bison]

25c is a bit toasty but nothing to fucking stay home for

[naive bison]

I'M A CERTIFIED GOON THEN 🗣️ 📣

[prisma venture]

Damn good Luck till then

[coarse bear]

Cooled down a lot

[primal rapids]

It’s the Bri’ish, anything warmer or brighter than rainy and overcast is too much for them

[coarse bear]

Nice :)

Weather app says it's gonna hit 33 this week

[heady crow]

how are you gonna survive

[coarse bear]

Eh
But I gotta walk to work anyway

Just take more cold showers smh

[prisma venture]

Fuck

[tepid pebble]

too fucking humid

[prisma venture]

Walking Is top wdym

[coarse bear]

Wdym wdym
I ain't dissing walking

[prisma venture]

Aight aight sory

[coarse bear]

[prisma venture]

Sorry sorry

Buy beer

On me

[tepid pebble]

wait are they really suggesting not to go outside because its 25 celcius ?

[prisma venture]

Thats top degree ngl

Just about right to go outside

[coarse bear]

Some countries are really not used to temps above 25

[prisma venture]

Like ?

[tepid pebble]

are they like vampires

[coarse bear]

UK

[tepid pebble]

BUUURNS IT BUUURNNSSSS

[coarse bear]

Doesn't help that UK houses are real good at trapping heat

[prisma venture]

Okey but UK has raining a lot i love that

[coarse bear]

Winter? Sweet, we're home warm and shit

[tepid pebble]

but i know those same bean eating brits coming to our seaside cities for vacation when its 39 celcius

[coarse bear]

Summer?
UK homes burning

[prisma venture]

Buy AC lol

[prisma venture]

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[coarse bear]

Would you rather: burn alive in anywhere, UK
Or
Burn alive with a nice view

[tepid pebble]

i cast stepping on water with socks on

[coarse bear]

I cast phantom sensation of hundreds of insects on your skin

[prisma venture]

Just drink nice cold beer and u should be aright

[placid sail]

I'd continue freezing most of the year in mordor over the nicest summer in uk

[tepid pebble]

i cast sudden electrical shock going down from your neck to your toes

[shell venture]

i have fucked teeth
i mastered the art of removing food with your tongue

[coarse bear]

- Barry, 61

[solar breach]

I cast pissed in socks you must wear

[broken sand]

Your beloved must enjoy your mastery of tounge then.

[shell venture]

if only