🎪bruh-fart

[young tinsel]

That's why I'm asking for an example so that we can compare.

[drifting mantle]

I began to use DuckDuckGo very recently and I would never go back to Google again...

[true sedge]

firefox

[fading mountain]

Luv me duckduck

[frail scaffold]

firefox dead

[young tinsel]

How is firefox dead? I still use it.

[drifting mantle]

I use Superior LibreWolf

[young tinsel]

Great adblockers on it.

[frail scaffold]

mileage may vary i guess, personally searching feels more useless than it did a couple years ago

[coarse bear]

Couldn't afford Executive Level

[frail scaffold]

and yes ai for google images does play a role

[naive bison]

what's the executive level cuck chair

[frail scaffold]

and is the more obvious bad actor

[drifting mantle]

Aye, haven't encountered a single ad yet.
Also it's just great for privacy in general

[frail scaffold]

but google said themselves that the longer people spend LOOKING for real information is more time to stare at ads, which is their goal

[young tinsel]

My point would be for you to do a search and send a screenshot, I'd do the same search here to see if it's a localised problem for you, in which case you could avoid it via VPN.

[drifting mantle]

No digital fingerprint even (something Firefox doesn't offer)

[frail scaffold]

so why would they give you most relevant info first

[naive bison]

i just learned that apparently Dan Clancy, the CEO of Twitch used his work email to set up a pornhub account a long time ago

[young tinsel]

EU consumer protection stuff can help here, so I wanted to compare.

[frail scaffold]

ok, look up why all the commercial railroads in the US are gone

[young tinsel]

Give me your search prompt for the engine, I'll use the same.

[broken topaz]

Dan clancy is a known coomer

[heady crow]

i got because about everyone were able to afford their own car

[frail scaffold]

"why are all commercial railroads in america gone"

[broken topaz]

he basically only followed titty streamers on his fucking public twitch account

lol

[stoic girder]

He is also a Hasan fan.

[heady crow]

OMG HI CORI

[broken topaz]

hai

[coarse bear]

He doesn't know

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-no-what-black-cat-gif-1672747441262930504

[naive bison]

ah

[frail scaffold]

first result is an american website for me lol

[naive bison]

that's for you to take notes and write down constructive criticism on how the dude can rail your wife better

[heady crow]

first two for me

[frail scaffold]

literally none of these results mention gmc just ripping them out of the ground

[heady crow]

1984?

[frail scaffold]

i guess it gets factored into "cars were getting bigger"

way to oversimplify it

[visual stirrup]

https://youtu.be/cS9beE1e4QI?si=ji7oELJBr-HT0tE9

should have included the short pause and the song

[coarse bear]

You wound me
I would never call your mom my wife

[frail scaffold]

i did find the how stuff works one halfway down

[naive bison]

kill yourself

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/vro-sister-mei-mei-mei-tole-tole-gif-9764098432797482040

[naive bison]

whats the url for this gif

[frail scaffold]

think bruno is the only one to get a different top result

must be special

[heady crow]

my mom says i am

[visual stirrup]

right click
copy link

[visual stirrup]

or are you on mobile or some shit?

[frail scaffold]

at least the quora result is accurate enough

sources: guy from quora 12 years ago

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/sister-mei-tole-tole-mei-mei-gif-2770137390880575787

[drifting mantle]

Real OGs create their own search engines

[frail scaffold]

oh right

[visual stirrup]

https://youtu.be/uT2I7siJ9Gw?si=i8Nq2l4hEI6lNdcn

this edit goes hard

[frail scaffold]

government was subsidizing cars and air travel

[frail scaffold]

while trains got taxed

xd

people saw trains as bad cus of the piss poor state they were left in

agreed to have them ripped out to replace with highways

[visual stirrup]

Most passenger lines only have one train per direction per day

[drifting mantle]

What's it with all the trains anyway?

[frail scaffold]

damn i wonder why

[frail scaffold]

maybe its cus they werent getting funded directly by the government like the other modes of transport

like i just said

[young tinsel]

Trains are gud.

[visual stirrup]

but european countries have so many
there are like five from Riga to Daugavpils every day

[drifting mantle]

Agreed, but gov is retarded so I guess fuck em

[young tinsel]

That's normal service, yes.

[frail scaffold]

i love him so much

[visual stirrup]

Only one train from Cincinnati to Chicago every day
But there are a dozen flights

this country makes me so sad

[young tinsel]

That sounds terrible.

[drifting mantle]

Whiskey... Yikers

[frail scaffold]

yeah whiskey is ass

put brandy on here or something

[drifting mantle]

Tastes like sucking on a rotten swamp stump

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-patrick-star-ellen-gc-gif-22017732

shit tastes like this

with methanol

[drifting mantle]

"hmm yes, I taste the Wood!"

Had a tasting set once... To give it a legit try... One Whiskey tasted worse than the other...

One tasted like a swamp water, refined with an old hobo sock...

[deep topaz]

I have Wild Turkey whiskey and if I didn't suffer from mouth wounds it might actually be decent

But putting 40.5% bourbon on open wounds hurts

[frail scaffold]

i want to try absinthe

have yet to find it locally

[drifting mantle]

I drink 50% Berliner Luft (Mouth Wash) to get wasted

[frail scaffold]

the funny artist's liquor

[naive bison]

@river zealot @narrow lotus @stone blade @coarse bear https://youtube.com/shorts/5UKkKm2noQI?si=TRSDXY0PiGOctWeq

Deadass lost IQ watching thia

[deep topaz]

Absinthe is still under regulation cause it uses wormwood and its stigmatized as liquid weed

[frail scaffold]

LMFAO

[coarse bear]

[deep topaz]

Good luck getting it locally unless you're in France or some shit

[frail scaffold]

no you can def get it in the US

i seen it up in maine

[drifting mantle]

Isn't that illegal in some countries?

[coarse bear]

The more I see of ohnepixel the less I wanna see of CS

[frail scaffold]

i was just too broke at the time

[young tinsel]

😎

[frail scaffold]

because those countries are retarded

[drifting mantle]

Obviously

[deep topaz]

By locally I mean locally made

[frail scaffold]

oh

[deep topaz]

It's exported in most places

[frail scaffold]

well yeah i dont get my sake made here either

or soju

glorious soju

[deep topaz]

Soju is amazing

[drifting mantle]

Real OGs drink home made Moonshine that gets you blind

[frail scaffold]

but yeah the absinthe stigma is from wormwood from back when we didnt really understand how anything works

[deep topaz]

Just get some whiskey and keep evaporating it back into itself

You'll get some shine

[frail scaffold]

if its still banned now somewhere its cus your goverment sucks

[deep topaz]

It has the stigma of being a hallucinagen

Idk if it actually is

[frail scaffold]

when in reality it was just those people being drunk

lmfaooo

who would of thought eh

[drifting mantle]

Can you do that with the brewing Simulator on steam?
Actual reason to get it...

[deep topaz]

Bro if you drink a 5th of this you start seeing shit

Must be a hallucinagen

[frail scaffold]

its not that they were actually seeing shit bro. and if they were it wasnt caused by wormwood

drinking was very very popular in france at the time

[deep topaz]

No idea

[frail scaffold]

so much so people were literally killing themselves from poisoning

absinthe was also just really high alcohol content

and was really popular

so it got the stigma

[arctic pawn]

i wonder what's the idea of the artist on putting random delicious chubby black woman everywhere

[frail scaffold]

idk but it goes hard

[deep topaz]

Froggies were used to wine so a lot of things were high proof to them

[young tinsel]

It's a choice between poisoning and living in Fr*nce.

[frail scaffold]

EWWW THIS DOESNT TASTE LIKE CIGARETTES AND PISS

PTOOEY

[drifting mantle]

What ever it is... This does not spark joy

[deep topaz]

Yuck this doesn't taste like slimy slugs

[nimble thorn]

🗣️🔥‼️

[arctic pawn]

i mean why dont they sculpt real black personalities

instead of a random unknown person

not complaining, i liked it

[deep topaz]

I think it's controlled opp to piss people off

[arctic pawn]

just curious

[deep topaz]

Or straight DEI

[lapis zinc]

dreamy bull statue when

[drifting mantle]

They wanna send a specific message that nobody gets

[arctic pawn]

i wish i knew what the message is

[deep topaz]

If dreamy bull was made into a statue I'd be cool with it

Because he at least did something of note

[drifting mantle]

Advanced levels of retardation

[arctic pawn]

well if he is dressed and not naked with his asshole up i'd be ok too

like a statue of him playing sax

would be dope

[deep topaz]

What about sax with spread cheeks

[deep topaz]

Compromise

[arctic pawn]

[young tinsel]

Reeeee DEI:

[arctic pawn]

i thought it was ass

[lapis zinc]

https://tenor.com/view/dreamybullxxx-gif-26224554

[deep topaz]

What am I supposed to get out of this

[placid sail]

why you goonin on a fly dog

[stoic girder]

Sign of a collapsing civilization.

[young tinsel]

That those screeching about DEI tend to be the ones triggered by historical black figures.

[arctic pawn]

thank god i realized that before gooning

[young tinsel]

They are hilarious.

[arctic pawn]

[arctic pawn]

why tho

[deep topaz]

I don't care if an important person is black, I care if revisionists downplay the actual important people in favor of generic black woman

[stoic girder]

A society thats thriving would build statues of great men and women.

[arctic pawn]

🤔

[drifting mantle]

Aye, "why did we create statues again? Oh never mind, here are some random chubby black bitches. Because fuck it, we can do that"

[stoic girder]

Instead caricatures of minorities.

[arctic pawn]

was those statues built with tax money?

[deep topaz]

Guaranteed

[arctic pawn]

if yes then its hilarious

lmfao

well god damn

[drifting mantle]

Don't know, but probably yes. Or it was a "go fund me" project that enough people were stupid enough to finance

[deep topaz]

Finally, off brand yachtzee

[stoic girder]

I bet they are that tall so that people need to "look up" to them.

[arctic pawn]

well its not a problem when people voluntarily fund something

[deep topaz]

A midget black woman statue would be hilarious

[arctic pawn]

now tax money...

thats crazy

[stoic girder]

It's new york what did you expect.

[young tinsel]

Hey, they built statues of confederate traitors with tax money in the US...

[arctic pawn]

yeha plus who tf would raise funds to this shit

[arctic pawn]

[stoic girder]

They built them when it was appropriate.

[lapis zinc]

never underestimate the retardation of the public

[young tinsel]

There's worse than building statues of caricatures, there's building statues of losers.

[deep topaz]

Yazty baby

[young tinsel]

It's never appropriate to build statues of losers and traitors.

[arctic pawn]

good to know that brazil is not the only one to spend taxes on stupid shit

[young tinsel]

Bad generals, bad officers and traitors.

[arctic pawn]

here our taxes pays female masturbation clas

classes*

literally

[stoic girder]

Uh what about statues that are for fallen soldiers?

[young tinsel]

We don't build statues for the French people who enlisted in SS-division Charlemagne.

[deep topaz]

Erm the losing side in war is always bad and evil

[young tinsel]

We executed them out of hand.

[arctic pawn]

@worldly gate sarau de siririca pago com dinheiro de imposto

gostas?

[stoic girder]

Crazy how the good guys always win.

[visual stirrup]

after the war?

[young tinsel]

They didn't in 1776.

We sided with the bad guys then.

[arctic pawn]

i dont mind sculptures of important historic figures, specially the ones who were made ages ago

its history

bad or good, awful or nice

[stoic girder]

Also they are real people not stereotypes.

[arctic pawn]

for realsies

i would lose my shit if the artist made sister rosetta sculpture

[young tinsel]

But yeah, we don't build statues of traitorous scum, so I'd say these statues in the pictures aren't near the top of shitty waste of money.

[arctic pawn]

that woman is based

[arctic pawn]

with her guitar, cooking some good shit

[stoic girder]

That would be ok.

[arctic pawn]

🔥

[drifting mantle]

You should also only build sculptures after they're dead...

Because... Image you build a statue "for a hero who's still alive" and then he does some fucked up shit

Oof

[young tinsel]

Although, I would say there was a major difference between 1944 Germany and the Confederates.

||Germany needed more than one Sherman to burn.||

[arctic pawn]

the hero lived enough to become the villain

[young tinsel]

Pétain.

Major figure of WW1, traitor in WW2.

[minor cypress]

Never ask the italians what they were doing before 1943

[arctic pawn]

george droyd at least was a real person

they made a statue of him

[deep topaz]

Cooking pasta probably

[lapis zinc]

with to scale quantum fent reactor made by Bill Gates

[arctic pawn]

ww2 was a basically leftist vs leftist war who hated each other and though his socialism was the real socialism

[deep topaz]

Fent reactor online

[arctic pawn]

not just any fent

its MAGA fent

the strongest one

[young tinsel]

And then there were the nazis.

[arctic pawn]

no, literally the nazis and communists

[young tinsel]

Who were as socialist as Reagan.

[deep topaz]

Ww2 was a ploy by big junkyard to make more scrap

[arctic pawn]

both leftists, with socialist backbone/modus operandi

[young tinsel]

The Nazis were as socialist as North Korea is Democratic or a Republic.

[arctic pawn]

bros can cope as much as they want to

[arctic pawn]

nope, both are socialists

[young tinsel]

Rofl

[arctic pawn]

socialist economically, conservative on culture

lol

its on his party name

[deep topaz]

Nazi is shorthand for national socialist

[arctic pawn]

literally

[young tinsel]

Yes, like North Korea is the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.

[pseudo robin]

Glory to supreme leader

[young tinsel]

It's a democracy.

It's in the name.

[minor cypress]

Thats like saying the patriot act is patriotic

[deep topaz]

Technically it is

[pseudo robin]

Duh

[deep topaz]

Anyone who doesn't vote for him dies is all

[arctic pawn]

sure, not talking only about the name of the party, also the modus operandi, literally

[young tinsel]

And the United States is United too.

[deep topaz]

They still vote

[arctic pawn]

nazis acted socialist as fuck

they didnt privatized shit

[young tinsel]

The mega-corporatist state was socialist. Lol.

[arctic pawn]

sure

corporate is not equal right wing

literally

[pseudo robin]

Nazis we’re socialist!!!
looks inside
a full looting economy + slave labour

[young tinsel]

The definition of 'left wing' and 'right wing' from the US are always funny.

[arctic pawn]

also the collectivism of means of production

[young tinsel]

And massively corporate-backed.

[arctic pawn]

for the aryan race

meanwhile communism is the collectivism of means of productions

of the working clkass

shrimple as

[young tinsel]

Don't ask German corpos what they did between 1933 and 1945.

[deep topaz]

They made awesome uniforms

[deep topaz]

And Fanta

And meth chocolate

[stoic girder]

White supremacists standing side by side with black people. What a time to be alive.

[young tinsel]

Malcom X was pretty friendly with KKK.

[pseudo robin]

collectivise means of productions mfs when they’re the first ones sent to the work camps after the revolution

[deep topaz]

Me when I wanted to work in the coal mine but I have to teach lesbian dance theory instead

[arctic pawn]

lol companies in germany didnt really had any freedom, cuz the nazi party decided the wage, the workers, where the product would go, for who they could sell, the price, the amount.....

that is so private company

[arctic pawn]

if they didnt agreed on those terms

the company would be...

"nationalized"

[young tinsel]

Like in the US during the war for the defense industry.

[deep topaz]

That thing has a PhD. Scary

[young tinsel]

Total war economy is a bitch.

[arctic pawn]

well so it had socialist modus operandi too

and its worse cuz they were calling themselves anti communists

lol

at least the nazi party were aware

[solar breach]

I've seen enough send them to the stone camps

[arctic pawn]

of their own nature

[deep topaz]

The people voted, the Hungarians go

[stoic girder]

Generally you want the government to take control of things that shouldn't be maximized for profit.

[arctic pawn]

🤔

[young tinsel]

This,

Healthcare, infrastructure, defence, education, etc.

[deep topaz]

Also applies to used burlap sacks

[stoic girder]

Also keep the companies in line with the threat of violence.

[deep topaz]

The sack game is dangerous

[solar breach]

Bring back public executions

[young tinsel]

The threat of force. It is violence if it's not in your hands.

[stoic girder]

I mean force.

[arctic pawn]

did they like like, also killed/arrested the business owners and took over the companies who were against it?

[deep topaz]

Public executions can come back too

[arctic pawn]

i didnt knew usa did that lmfao

[deep topaz]

I'd pay $5 to watch a guy get shot

[arctic pawn]

too cheap to die

you wouldnt p-ay 5 dollars

[deep topaz]

They're gonna kill him anyways

[arctic pawn]

well

[young tinsel]

The FBI under you know who was a fun thing.

[arctic pawn]

i think who will kill him would want more than 5 dollars

lol

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/jake-gyllenhaal-smile-yes-happy-gif-4880917

[pseudo robin]

First they came for the brainfarters

[heady crow]

same

[stoic girder]

Making killing people about money has never gone well.

[heady crow]

hes really handsome with short hair

[deep topaz]

It's not like you're literally crowdfunding a random guy to get killed

[arctic pawn]

[deep topaz]

$1000 and farmer Jim gets a new breathing hole

[arctic pawn]

you would be surprised

[deep topaz]

Public executions are for criminals, not pop up carnivals

Who's next, who's next

Step right up

[red glade]

I found a future pic of Flop once he turns 21

[arctic pawn]

public executions are for funs and gags

[deep topaz]

Public execution experience

[arctic pawn]

Pubexperience

[young tinsel]

The modern and politically correct wording is 'please board your 737 MAX now'.

[stoic girder]

I would watch witches burning.

Fucking menopausal women who cause miscarriages.

Hags.

[young tinsel]

Do they weight as much as a duck?

[deep topaz]

"This is an unmanned flight, cause the entire crew is female!"

That plane was never seen again

I think most witch burnings were just husbands fed up with their bitch wives

[stoic girder]

Feminism propaganda has turned it into misogyny.

Some of them legit poisoned mothers and shit.

They were literal Karens with cats.

[deep topaz]

Evil bitches have always existed, and will continue to exist

[young tinsel]

Sounds like a US issue, what with how you guys jump on identity politics like crazy no matter what.

It is amusing watching incels and crazies from our side of the pond, though.

[deep topaz]

Well I'm on team magenta, and if you're on team turquoise then you're a subhuman

[young tinsel]

I'm on team octarine.

[deep topaz]

Fake and gae color

Flatten this guys balls

[solar breach]

Oh right I forgot Rufus is on the same level as a reddit atheist

[deep topaz]

What is this funny hat

[young tinsel]

Nah, just looking at US culture wars from abroad.

It's ridiculous.

[minor cypress]

Upside down ashtray

[deep topaz]

Potentially even a plastic bowl

[solar breach]

It's the way you speak

[young tinsel]

Ah, as an asshole. That's normal, I'm French and Parisian.

[deep topaz]

He's either French or English, every word drips with venom and snide

[stoic girder]

Disgusting.

[deep topaz]

Parisian

Mods ban him

[young tinsel]

Your jealousy is duly noted.

Le Sneer.

[placid sail]

ohh that explains a lot

[fluid epoch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/977070083325190164/1001286793708187738/image0-5.gif

[minor cypress]

Oh is it this routine again?

♻️ this frenchman

[stoic girder]

I knew there was something wrong with him, i could smell it.

[deep topaz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/990343303063023626/1012292844955902042/ad5e45bd7e7ad751e405dfa051cd2db19b9acdf3.gif

I can smell the cigs and onions

[young tinsel]

That's just piss.

[placid sail]

I mean it would explain the arrogance, but I thought french people can't be arsed to speak English well

[solar breach]

Parisians are the worst breed of frogmen

[minor cypress]

I thought it was pronounced Seine

[young tinsel]

Oh, we can speak English. We just refuse to do it with tourists.

[stoic girder]

That's speaking this is writing.

[placid sail]

well speaking as in both don't fucking nitpick me

[young tinsel]

The trick is to try to talk to us in French. To stop you from mangling the superior language, we'll switch to English.

[stoic girder]

I think it's something to do with their language that alters their brain chemistry into making fr*nch people degens.

[deep topaz]

This guy was definitely in the Vichy French

[smoky iris]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/746080885371306097/1070624471242776606/trim.E32D6902-5B5D-43E0-8CFF-72452CEB2E69.mov?ex=68225c7d&is=68210afd&hm=a9fc74460ed9c30952d62d64de76be5d8be89e87ec59cb9249763fe92ac3ea40&

[minor cypress]

At least the french quarter is fun

[solar breach]

I took a French class for a few years and quite frankly I would rather learn Spanish

[young tinsel]

Puh-lease, the Gaullists were more annoying to the anglos than the Vichists.

[placid sail]

is using 5 vowels to emulate a sound a pufferfish does when is fed a carrot really a superior language

[young tinsel]

Yes.

[deep topaz]

I had my tonsils removed so I can no longer sully my body with French enunciations

(Included uvula)

[frail scaffold]

The real throat goat

Nothing in the way

[placid sail]

still funny how there's a surgical procedure that de-French'es a person

[deep topaz]

All the more room for hoagies

[placid sail]

bailiff

remove his french organ

[deep topaz]

Thank god

[placid sail]

NOOOOOOOOOOON

and dragged away

[fresh rose]

He so awesome

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus

go outside
all clouds are black
we all know what this means

[solar breach]

The smog cometh

[young tinsel]

No pope for your town today?

[inland jackal]

Is this some European thing that I'm too anywhere else to understand?

[stone blade]

yes

it is

[frail scaffold]

American?

[stoic girder]

Guys i just solved climate change.

[frail scaffold]

Oh no you're aussie

Second guess honestly

[stoic girder]

We just need to nuke India and 3 gorges dam.

[young tinsel]

How about nuking Yellowstone instead? Cheaper, same results.

[minor cypress]

DO NOT REDEEM

[stoic girder]

Most of the aerosols that fucks up the ozone layer is still being used in factories and refineries all over China and their locations in Africa, they along with India are the biggest polluters in the planet along with the most dumped plastic.

How have people not realized this shit?

[young tinsel]

Yeah, but they are producing stuff for the US. Destroy North America and you remove the market plus a big pollution source.

I recommend building a continent-sized trebuchet to throw the US in the Sun.

[stoic girder]

Do you honestly think they will stop?

[young tinsel]

UK will be the counter-weight. It will finally make the Bri*ish useful.

[young tinsel]

No but it will be hilarious.

[frail scaffold]

America keeps pushing for more plastic, more wasteful shit, more technology that WILL turn into e-waste

But yeah, id deal with those too if i could vro

[young tinsel]

OK, I suggest we use the trebuchet to throw the US at China.

[minor cypress]

Thats just 1st world in general

[frail scaffold]

And i don't like it

Ptooey

Inb4 you wouldnt have dat phone without...

[young tinsel]

Go back to Minitel.

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/fatality-ripping-out-throat-rage-shut-up-dont-say-that-gif-17977727587118860652

[naive bison]

eat

[young tinsel]

Virgin smartphone vs chad Minitel.

[frail scaffold]

If it can discord ill bite

[young tinsel]

It probably could.

[frail scaffold]

Wait discord gonna be worthless soon anyway

Whatever we use in the future

[minor cypress]

Discord has a use?

[fresh rose]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-political-gif-21438301

[frail scaffold]

Soon it'll be appeasing shareholders

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1179215321383575682.png?quality=lossless&name=cheesing&size=48

[minor cypress]

Good

[young tinsel]

The future.

[minor cypress]

Maybe the board will finally get us a decent game overlay

[fresh rose]

Wha

The game overlay isn't bad

[frail scaffold]

Im hoping the fallout of it will make better alternatives

[fresh rose]

You can finally freely put the vc overlay thing wherever you want on your screen I'd say thats peak

[fresh rose]

It won't theres already alternatives and they all copy discord

Like 1 to 1

[frail scaffold]

I literally use one

But yeah i know

[pseudo robin]

Misinformation china has never done anything wrong

Glory to the ccp

[frail scaffold]

I remember jumping from kik to discord the first time

https://tenor.com/view/feliz-noche-gif-4622475830618595499

Shit felt like this

[young tinsel]

I remember AIM.

[pseudo robin]

I just bought another warhammer dlc I can’t help myself

[fresh rose]

I wouldn't know how this feels because I feel like this every day

[frail scaffold]

How it feels being retarded

[fresh rose]

[primal rapids]

Crawling in my crawl

[frail scaffold]

God pls could they make any other headgear do better bleed

[idle veldt]

Fr, it’s like “only 7 dollars???, why not treat myself”

[naive bison]

Jesus would never do this...

[frail scaffold]

Yes he would

[pseudo robin]

https://tenor.com/view/lotr-why-shouldnt-i-lotr-bilbo-bilbo-why-shouldnt-i-why-shouldnt-i-lord-of-the-rings-gif-17096479

[primal rapids]

NGL I would wear the full Solitude set because it's balling but this shit is heavy

[naive bison]

WRONG: you are on construction/steelworks

[frail scaffold]

Its an actual good looking heavy set, which is rare for er

[naive bison]

it's funny how she decides which job she's gonna have

[frail scaffold]

So let us have it

[primal rapids]

Like I could wear the helmet if I was wearing Greatjar's Arsenal but my talisman slots are all basically spoken for

[naive bison]

who here in chat actually knows how oblivion lockpicking works

[frail scaffold]

Im guessing at least +2 fap ring and cracked jar talisman

[primal rapids]

Not me, auto-lockpick and unlocking spells go BRRRRR

[naive bison]

buster

[frail scaffold]

Press the button when the tumbler is connected to top of the chamber

Theres a pattern when you click it up, sometimes it slow falls

Usually youd want to use the slow falls to get it in place

Cus you have more time to press button

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/he-knows-oh-gif-10684016

@frail scaffold people are playing the oblivion remake and are completely confused by the lockpicking systme

[primal rapids]

Old Lord's Talisman because I'm running like four buffs, Lord of Blood's Exultation because CRAWLING IN MY CRAWL, Two Handed Sword Talisman for more damage, Dragoncrest Greatshield Talisman for even more defense

[frail scaffold]

They always have been

[upper gulch]

it's easy they just don't have big margin for error so it feels very finicky

[naive bison]

it kinda sucks cause to do it flawlessly it depends on RNG a bit

you gotta flick the bean until you get a slow one

[frail scaffold]

Ah i forgot about 2 handed talisman, i would of said that

Everyone got it nowadays if your build uses a weapon

[upper gulch]

or just don't do it

[naive bison]

silence

[upper gulch]

you can just get high alteration and make unlock spells

[naive bison]

imagine if he was real

[naive bison]

shut up

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-seal-floating-wait-i'm-goated-goated-silly-seal-gif-3273197347575631901

[paper schooner]

@grok is he real

[upper gulch]

not my fault you suck

[naive bison]

uses unlock spell to skip minigame
says other people suck

https://tenor.com/view/baba-bababooey-torture-cat-pussy-gif-27278536

[upper gulch]

yes

you sucking is why you're doing the minigame

meanwhile i'm sitting in my arch mages quarter making unlocking spells

i think we know who is superior

[placid sail]

I've recently come to realize it's a sneaky endgame win condition of India. planet's slowly drowning in trash, overall trend is not slowing, shit's looking bad for everyone, BUT that's just the conditions most Indians live in anyway

[naive bison]

i like how basically every mages guild in TES you can get to archmage while casting 0 spells

[placid sail]

if the entire planet is covered in shit and trash, guess who'd feel right at home?

[primal rapids]

It's much harder in Morrowind because you can't advance up certain ranks without having the necessary levels in related skills

[naive bison]

oh yeah tru but you can use trainers for money

still meaning you can cast 0 spells

[paper schooner]

I CAST
"YOUTUBE WALKTHROUGH"

[upper gulch]

again why morrowind is superior

[naive bison]

morrowind doesn't have a "5 train sessions per level" skyrim does

[naive bison]

morrowind adds a lot of freedom

my brother dislikes morrowind's static loot placement

but i disagree

[upper gulch]

yes its a fucking rpg

[naive bison]

i think skyrim/oblivion loot is waay to linear

like all good loot is just time gated

shit is boring that way

[naive bison]

in morrowind if u wanna u just go get ur boots of blinding speed

[upper gulch]

i go straight for daedric

[distant quarry]

jump is superior to the boots

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/daedric-video-games-knight-dark-storm-gif-16102959536402811831

[primal rapids]

Don't forget to get the best hat in the game and scrolls of Icarian Flight off a very silly elf

[upper gulch]

eventually just make boots that fortify acrobatics by a ton

[dreamy flax]

📚 plump

a "[polite]" way of calling [somebody] [fat].

" [oh don't] [worry], you're [just a little] plump."

[naive bison]

tap in fam

[naive bison]

u do boots first and jump spam after

[distant quarry]

unless you start without magic resist

cuz boots make you blind afterall

[primal rapids]

Tel Fyr
Don't do my boy Divath Fyr dirty like that

[broken sand]

https://tenor.com/view/wall-e-disney-sad-robot-bored-gif-24019129

[naive bison]

just make a cheap 1 sec spell dingus

[upper gulch]

you can just do the magic resist exploit

[naive bison]

to resist magic

[distant quarry]

if you can make a spell then just make a jump spell you dingus

[naive bison]

more pricey

[distant quarry]

morrowind is too easy already i dont exploit it

[naive bison]

also jump isn't as good without speed

you get less forward momentum

[upper gulch]

that's why you suck

we are gods you're just

peasants

[distant quarry]

are you 12?

[upper gulch]

you would like me to be wouldn't you

[distant quarry]

genuinely have me confused

[young tinsel]

/sneers on top of mods and editors

[upper gulch]

just use blinding boots for early game then later make a more powerful one without blinding

[young tinsel]

You do exploits, I do console command.

You boast about being a god, I toggle the god mode.

[naive bison]

they prolly would cost an INSANE amount

[upper gulch]

see that's where you cross line

i'm using tools the game gives to me

you're just being homosexual

[young tinsel]

Your jealousy is duly noted.

[upper gulch]

i mean you don't need max you can go for it

you only need it to do it a little more than blinding boots

if you have too much speed you'll just fly off hills and die

[pseudo sequoia]

Just soul trap/fortify and you win.

[naive bison]

vampire i dropped
got her skooma leanin

https://tenor.com/view/picklejuicelover69-gif-2151952551172175484

bro i contracted homophobia 🥀 💔

[frail kettle]

bro they just straight up deleted all traces of Kanyes new song from YouTube except for reactions 😭

Yedolf strikes again

[stoic girder]

Streisand effect goes BRRR.

[tight rune]

https://fxtwitter.com/itweetthings_ok/status/1921788387985408149?s=46&t=-pLouv1XblWQl8fUXd4ppA

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[river zealot]

They dont understand the things i said on twitter

[primal rapids]

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[river zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1044625879717908572/1367334300126543996/couple_pairs_of_sour_sweaty_balls.mp4?ex=6822b54c&is=682163cc&hm=6641aa37012f8eab36c26554f6b9208993933c971827c1895eeb473e2b992356&

[paper schooner]

a man is a man

[primal rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1351774180454039625/1354595997443031283/VideoEditor_20250115_014116.mp4?ex=68232b14&is=6821d994&hm=bc77ba42f718907b3884ae82b0a9411bcddea0322164b9bedf2b4ae140f896c7&

[broken pebble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473062374400589828/1062172800003096680/floppa_fancam.mp4?ex=68234141&is=6821efc1&hm=667a2c44da7a07898775a69a1a1cb8cd156a97c9e6627114936838195d897c6d&

CARACALS ARE SO HECKIN CUTE

[keen jetty]

is it the one about how he used to have ghey sex with his cousin

[young tinsel]

Agreed.

[frail kettle]

no it's a song literally called "heil hitler"

[keen jetty]

ohhh ok so his usual thing

[frail kettle]

basically

[young tinsel]

I don't know any civilised country where nazism apologism is covered by free speech.

[keen jetty]

we all have lead poisoning over here so that part needs to be considered

[young tinsel]

Which third-world country are you talking about here?

[keen jetty]

USA

[frail kettle]

Flint, Michigan

[young tinsel]

Oof. Sorry to hear for both of you.

[frail kettle]

nah I don't even live in Flint (do live in Michigan though lol)

[young tinsel]

We get refugees from there, they are brave people.

[frail kettle]

canadian?

[young tinsel]

French.

It's incredible to see such brave people crossing the Atlantic in search of a better life.

[frail kettle]

that's odd. i've heard of a ton of people moving to canada but not to france (or really anywhere in europe)

if anything i'd expect them to move to another english speaking country like the UK

[keen jetty]

i know a few people that left for France or are planning on it

[young tinsel]

Refugees tend to not be picky people.

[keen jetty]

personally I don't wanna live anywhere cold but Canada sounds nice enough I got buddies there

[young tinsel]

They go where they can, their first goal is to escape the land where they had the misfortune of being born.

[frail kettle]

47th president somehow convincing people to move back to their great* grandfathers' countries. truly incredible

[keen jetty]

I'd move if I had big bucks

[young tinsel]

Life is much cheaper over here.

[frail kettle]

eh I don't think i'd ever want to move. just gonna thug it out until the next presidential term

[broken pebble]

Not the helicopter I ment the animal

[keen jetty]

fair

[young tinsel]

Urgh. You weirdo.

[keen jetty]

France does sound pretty neat

[young tinsel]

There's a big issue with the country, though.

The Fr*nch.

[broken pebble]

I hope you get hit with a hammer

[frail kettle]

if they're still making american salaries that would be an ideal living situation

[keen jetty]

that's crazy because America's biggest issue is mostly Americans

[young tinsel]

You wouldn't want to switch the populaces.

The colonials would ruin the beautiful landscape, and the galaxy could not survive the Fr*nch ego powered by a continent's worth of resources.

[frail kettle]

at least they're not quebecois. those people are truly scps

[keen jetty]

makes sense

my roommate just flushed the toilet like 5 times

bad omen

[young tinsel]

If you want to see whether life in France would be suitable for you. Play Expedition 33, it tells the regular commute of average workers to their office in Paris.

[keen jetty]

the American commute is usually kind of like the fallout 1 overworld

except the random encounters are guys in Teslas almost running you over when you cross the street

[young tinsel]

The French one starts the first five minutes with depression and existential dread, then gets worse.

[frail kettle]

lets be real here, outside of california it's most likely a lifted truck that doesn't even see you crossing the road

with his high beams on during the day for some reason

[keen jetty]

that's true. the town I live in just has an inordinate amount of teslas

the lifted truck guys live in the suburbs around here and pretend to be cowboys even though they work in marketing or something

[frail kettle]

lmfao

[young tinsel]

Teslas here are increasingly suffering 'accidents' to their windows.

[keen jetty]

many such cases

[frail kettle]

the dread of waking up and remembering you still border b*lgium

[young tinsel]

You're getting it.

[keen jetty]

yeah I saw someone spray painted a certain word associated with an old German political party on a Tesla in my neighborhood a while ago

[slender rock]

@steady trellis Can I DM you a meme to get a nay or yay on posting it here?

[keen jetty]

and it's like, ballsy, but also not worth getting a vandalism charge lil bro

[young tinsel]

Heh heh.

[young tinsel]

Dunno, sounds like free advertisement.

[keen jetty]

perhaps

[frail kettle]

it's unfortunate that tesla drivers are the ones getting the consequences of elon musk's idiocy

[young tinsel]

Also, I hear that in the US, it'll soon be classified as terrorism to vanddalise a Tesla.

[frail kettle]

yeah our president has been threatening that but I don't know what constitutional standing he's planning to enact it on

[keen jetty]

yeah it does just seem like a car you buy if you're dumb and have lots of money, plus most car companies have had evil guys in charge of them

but I also understand the anger

[ancient barn]

I have only ever seen a Tesla irl once

[frail kettle]

like, it's almost like people don't enjoy when you walk into the white house and act as though you are a government official when you weren't elected nor wanted there

cough, elon musk, cough

[young tinsel]

It's meh. Not as technologically-avanced as regular Chinese cars.

[keen jetty]

i mean that's what they say but it's so retarded I just doubt they'll put the work in, it's an intimidation tactic more than anything

[young tinsel]

An old movie here has a famous quote "Morons dare anything. That's how you recognise them."

[frail kettle]

me wishing BYD cars were sold here

[keen jetty]

they look kinda sick

I'd never be able to afford them

[frail kettle]

they're competitively priced

[steady trellis]

if you need to ask, you dont need to ask anymore

[frail kettle]

compared to other EVs

[keen jetty]

no like I'm BROKE broke

[frail kettle]

ohhh rip

[keen jetty]

lmao

[young tinsel]

I just hope we'll catch up to PRC in tech, these days. Tons of companies are doing partnerships with Chinese corpos to get tech transfers. Ironic how things changed, but at least we might get a shot.

[keen jetty]

I'd be less broke but the restaurant I was working at had a sudden closure unfortunately

[young tinsel]

Oof.

[keen jetty]

i just hope nobody starts a nuclear war at this point lmao

[frail kettle]

sorry to hear that. hope you get back on your feet

[keen jetty]

ty vro

[young tinsel]

Monkey paw: /curls

Biological war: starts

[keen jetty]

😳

[frail kettle]

chinese tech isn't that far behind in most sectors compared to US tech, and they have fear cheaper manufacturing costs for most of the stuff as well

[young tinsel]

Erm, in many fields, Chinese tech is ahead of US'.

[keen jetty]

"I have my whole life ahead of me" no you don't lmao. the xenomorphs are coming

[frail kettle]

the only place they lag behind seriously is computer-accelerated tasks like machine learning

[young tinsel]

/rolls to seduce the xenomorph

[keen jetty]

based??

[frail kettle]

theres a reason the US government has prevented Nvidia's gpus from being sold to china for AI concerns

[young tinsel]

Heh, I use Mistral, it works well enough.

[frail kettle]

french person uses french ai model to do french things

truly despicable

[keen jetty]

I'm gonna get in trouble for that one

[young tinsel]

If my data is going to be used by Skynet, better have it our Skynet.

[stoic girder]

They have tech thats 10 years behind, but 2015 vs 2025 tech isn't that different.

[young tinsel]

And in various stuff, they're 5 years ahead.

[frail kettle]

true, also doesn't help that US patents are constantly being stolen by the PRC because of how businesses are forced to operate there

[young tinsel]

And you think the US doesn't steal tech from everyone else? ^_^;

[frail kettle]

of course they do

[stoic girder]

China steals 100% of tech.

[young tinsel]

Same for US. ^^

[midnight cloud]

China numbah wahn!!!!!!!!

Merika baad!!!

[frail kettle]

the US has been stealing most of the worlds brightest for a long time now (with offers of money)

[midnight cloud]

Xi xinping my herrro!!

[young tinsel]

Eyup. Very smart move.

[young tinsel]

It's effing hilarious how they're pushing away foreigners when they cannot teach their locals to an acceptable level.

[stoic girder]

I think there is a difference on paying people to come and work for you and just stealing.

[frail kettle]

embarrassingly common sentiment i've seen

[keen jetty]

i hope I can go to college in 2027 fr

[young tinsel]

Le Shrug. If you think the US doesn't do industrial espionnage, I have a bridge to sell you.

[midnight cloud]

RAAAAHHHH me burn merikan flag hatw hate hate!!!!!!!

[young tinsel]

I'd burn an EU flag, but EU regulations on flag production materials make them super hard to burn.

[keen jetty]

regulations??? what's that???

[midnight cloud]

Im so hungry man i just need a morsel of food

[frail kettle]

of course they do, but to my knowledge china quite literally demands that western firms give intellectual property if they want to continue business there

[keen jetty]

hilarious

[keen jetty]

it's called big dawging

[young tinsel]

Erm, I won't blame them, because that's literally what our firms do with Chinese firms to have them partner for batteries and EVs in Europe.

[frail kettle]

i'm not sure how it's done in Europe, but no same rule applies here in the US afaik aside from more sensitive material that could be a national security risk

[young tinsel]

The US has its own protectionist stuff.

[midnight cloud]

Im so goddamn hungry

[young tinsel]

And it's pretty much expected that the NSA will snoop on the foreign company building stuff on US territory anyway.

[keen jetty]

idk a dang thing about trade policy

[keen jetty]

eat a peanut butter sandwich vro

[frail kettle]

this is why no chinese company opens fabs here (aside from the high production costs lol)

[young tinsel]

Basically? EU has been hilariously naive for decades, US is quite protectionist and used to support its own industry while China leveraged its huge market to get tech transfers from our short-sighted corpo leadership.

[solar coral]

KBM/VR is meta

[midnight cloud]

Theres no peanuts round here man...

[solar coral]

elite dangerous solved the aim assist conundrum by gaslighting its playerbase that controller is better than keyboard

[naive bison]

No one cares

[frail kettle]

bro lives in the windows XP background image without the green grass

[frail kettle]

last part is too true

[young tinsel]

When I say the EU has been naive, I seriously mean it, we've had our own Commission kill fusions between major companies because it would "harm competition" by having a dominant actor in EU.

[naive bison]

Isn't that true jf aim assist exists

[midnight cloud]

The fields have been tilled too much...the crops have failed ..

[solar coral]

no nom they just dont have aim assist

[keen jetty]

bro is on the steppe???

[solar coral]

they're just saying "nah controller is toooootally better"

(its not)

[frail kettle]

the harvest has rotted.. the west will fall.... we have lost the mandate of heaven......

[keen jetty]

how I feel waiting for the dryer to finish

[young tinsel]

TBH, I don't play E:D with MP, there's the Solo Online mode, and that's my only choice.

[midnight cloud]

The grass looks tasty p-perhaps a little bite

[solar coral]

pussy

[keen jetty]

haha you said ED

[solar coral]

Open only 1000 hours

[frail kettle]

don't do it‼️

[keen jetty]

do NOT the grass

[young tinsel]

I don't want PVP, I don't care about it and I'm pretty satisfied playing against bots.

[midnight cloud]

The gnaw of consumption beckons me...

[solar coral]

retard just jump away

[midnight cloud]

Just ONE small bite to stave off the hunger

[young tinsel]

sure buddy. I just don't give a fuck about PvP.

[solar coral]

ok then jump away

open only still better

[frail kettle]

darkwood ass dialogue

[keen jetty]

Americans seeing the buffalo chicken roller that's been under the 7/11 heatlamp for 50 days and nights

[young tinsel]

And the fun thing is that your opinion is worth jack shit.

[solar coral]

wing mining missions then get back to me

[young tinsel]

After all, I am French, you are Czech, therefore my opinion is objectively better since I say so. Czechmate.

[solar coral]

scrub

[solar coral]

I am not czech so get owned

[young tinsel]

Czechmate anyway.

[solar coral]

no

drymate

[young tinsel]

See, you're wrong again.

[midnight cloud]

Im so hungry i might just-GRAB a needle and inject liquified mushrooms inside me

[solar coral]

you live in denial

so go drown

[young tinsel]

I'm French, not Egyptian.

Czechmate.

[keen jetty]

portobello?

[solar coral]

same diff

[young tinsel]

Your jealousy is noted.

[midnight cloud]

NOTHING...

[solar coral]

french person speaking :

[midnight cloud]

THERES NOTHING

[frail kettle]

we yearn for the essence

[young tinsel]

Anyway, game's pretty decent in solo online. Tryhards ruin each other's life, I have pleasant fun.

[solar coral]

"there is no beauty in this world" type view

[keen jetty]

bro is in the wallpaper

[solar coral]

(ganking isnt actually a problem, its just SPEAR gaslighting people)

(dont trust SPEAR ATR, they use reddit as proof)

[young tinsel]

Reminds me a bit of Southern Iceland.

[keen jetty]

"hey do you wanna hang out I'm trynna find my yurt"

[young tinsel]

Don't have any clue what your sentence means, but since I don't play MP, no care.

No worries about fighting when I don't want fighting.

[solar coral]

SPEAR is an infamous "anti gank" squadron but what they actually do is gank lawful pirates and winged powerplay commanders, not to mention the whole doxxing thing lol

[frail kettle]

me when multiplayer: me when any single player game with absurdly difficult AI / game mechanics:

[young tinsel]

Le Shrug.

MMO drama.

Only time I went online was when I really fucked up some void opal run and had to call the Fuel Rats.

[solar coral]

more like a SPEAR member stalked a PvPer once and tried to murder them IRL

[solar coral]

Elite dangerous drama is fucked

[young tinsel]

Sounds like they were playing the wrong game.

[solar coral]

Rest in piece void opal

[solar coral]

all SPEAR members are

[young tinsel]

Oh no, they saved me.

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/549296575306924036/1371526525924413470/snapins-ai_3548439487263093309.mp4?ex=6823751d&is=6822239d&hm=470547fcd98ab743f01aa2c9578efd46256477b7f7b0b42ab3c725ee7858f5ae&

[solar coral]

they should be playing care bear everyone hug and happy sim

[solar coral]

void opals were nerfed is what i mean

they're worth less than platinum now

[young tinsel]

Should be EVE Online, you mean.

[solar coral]

TRUE

[young tinsel]

Now, EVE... that is glorious stupid drama.

[solar coral]

anyway rufus do you do AX

[young tinsel]

AX?

[solar coral]

anti xeno

goid hunting

[young tinsel]

Nah.

[solar coral]

TOTAL THARGOID GENOCIDE!!!

lameo

[young tinsel]

I'm quite older than people here, I ain't particularly skilled and I don't have anything to prove.

[solar coral]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-thargoid-gif-19271211

[solar coral]

yes you do

[young tinsel]

So I don't really care about the upper-content of the game.

[solar coral]

also I know a 60 year old who solo'd a hydra

[young tinsel]

I'm just happy doing some mining now and then or ground ops.

[solar coral]

half of elite's playerbase are uncs

[young tinsel]

Simply put, I don't really care about the game enough to really become good at it.

I did the Colonia/Sagittarius/Sol run a few years ago, during the lockdown.

[solar coral]

at least get in a wing with me so i can get cyclopean duo smh

[young tinsel]

Nah, I don't play MP.

[solar coral]

i want that 80 million bounty

[solar coral]

PGS exist

[young tinsel]

??

I have no clue what you mean.

[solar coral]

Private Group Session

[young tinsel]

Again, I'm much more on the casual side of things, and I play solo.

[solar coral]

literally just shoot a size 1 beam at a goid for like 5 minutes and get 20 million

smh

[young tinsel]

Good for you.

[solar coral]

no i mean you

i actually fight them

lol

[young tinsel]

Nah, I don't care about getting cash in E:D.

[solar coral]

lameo

[young tinsel]

Le Shrug.

[young tinsel]

As I said, I don't care nearly enough about it to bother.

Got my Imperial Cutter, I go wherever I want, do stuff on a whim and that's it.

[lusty sonnet]

Bullying the french again in gamma?

[primal rapids]

Somehow managed to kill Rellana first try with only one crimson flask used. Totally not because I'm using a stupidly strong bleed build, it's pure skill.

[solar coral]

ew

cutter

btw did you see they're adding the panther clipper

[young tinsel]

Nah, probably don't care, I like how the Cutter looks.

[young tinsel]

Meh.

[proud cipher]

[fast wasp]

they built it with the aliens

[fluid heron]

No it's the ancient bass pro shops

[ancient barn]

i hate that kinda shit so much ngl

[terse osprey]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Dtex0nyBYiU?si=Xuv8787zZqrjxhtq

[paper schooner]

poe 2 support gems

[fading mountain]

I hate "balance". Let people be over powered and counter each other by throwing overpowered shit at each other. If you wanna have competitive modes then ok yeah balance it so theres no just 1 meta that gets stale, but most people arent stats obsessed sweatlords trying to climb a ladder

[primal rapids]

I just hate super conditional perks that are worthless 99% of the time unless you're bending over backwards to use them

[fading mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/reggie-not-fun-why-fun-if-its-not-fun-gif-18524715

[high wing]

its always funny how games want to make enemies insanely over powered

but the player has barely any strength

[primal rapids]

Like, I would rather have a perk with an insultingly low bonus that's always active than one where it's only active under very specific conditions

[fading mountain]

That way they waste more time and have larger average play time to show investors that "yeah our player base surrrreeee is enjoying this patch!"

[paper schooner]

WHO DOES ONESHOT SHIT FIRST SCHOOL OF BALANCE

[placid sail]

preach

[high wing]

especially in multiplayer now-a-days

back in the old cod days all the weapons were viable

[pale ingot]

holy shit he's korn

[high wing]

now its specific weapon metas

[paper schooner]

[high wing]

yes there was things ppl would use to one up another player

[placid sail]

combo-friendly perks and abilities are based, but bizarrely specific perks and abilities need to die (even if they're super powerful)

[high wing]

but the guns werent doggy doodoo

[fallow trellis]

people called me slurs for using the FMG9 Akimbo

[high wing]

rightly deserved

[fallow trellis]

that was the time i learned what slurs were

[fading mountain]

BACK IN MAH DAY IF YA WANTED TO BLOW MOFOS UP ONE SHOT YA HAD TO RUSH TO THE GOTTANG RAW-KIT LAWNCHAIR OR SNAPPER RAFFLE AND THEN BEAT THE ODDAH MOFOS TRYAN DO THE SAME GOTTANG THING! NONNA THESE "CLASSES", BOY WE INNA SHOOTA GAME NOT SCHOOL AH TELL YA HWAT

[fallow trellis]

Lever Action Shotguns Akimbo with Second Chance Pro

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/bwah-scared-shocked-surprised-king-of-the-hill-gif-5547828

[fading mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/halo3-halo-teabag-red-vs-blue-gif-14130216

[high wing]

you mean the model 1886?

[fading mountain]

Halo taught me love

[primal rapids]

Especially perks that run counter to how sensible people play games, like the red tearstone ring shit in Souls games. Like, yeah, it has a place for people that are doing insane low level or one shot runs but normal people wouldn't keep themselves one foot in the grave for a damage bonus.

[high wing]

or 87

one of those guns

[fallow trellis]

which ever

AA-12 akimbo or something also

[fading mountain]

Those items are for enthusiasts

[fallow trellis]

anything akimbo gets your called slurs

[high wing]

i love watching videos of someone preparing to fight a boss and they spend longer preparing than they do fighting

its so stupid

[high wing]

or heartbeat sensor and noob tubing

[fallow trellis]

that was my favorite

[high wing]

mine too

i was a little shitter with it

[fallow trellis]

never used the HBS i just spammed noobtube and one man army pro

[naive bison]

doorframe perfect for @river zealot

[fallow trellis]

one of those tubes will eventually kill someone

[paper schooner]

party based rpg gamers rise up and kill this man

[fallow trellis]

Pred > Harrier> Ac130

Tube gets u 3-5 kills it sets a chain of events

[placid sail]

I also love encountering that very specific shit while starting some game, and you're like, okay, I can do a fart cloud, and if I do a fart stomp AT THE VERY CENTER of the fart cloud and I have, let's say, powered attack, it will do extra damage!

and then time goes on, and you're like

[fallow trellis]

Pred gets 2 kills atleast u get a harrier strike

[high wing]

i remember playing rainbow six vegas 2 there was one map that was small

[placid sail]

I can also do a fart cloud...

and sparkly cloud on top...

[high wing]

so you can throw a nade to the otherside of thenemy spawn and has a chance of killing someone

[fallow trellis]

Harriers can bump the 7 kills to 13 kills just stay alive

[high wing]

the good ol days

[fading mountain]

https://youtu.be/M1SSkB3-f3o?si=jAT8bYc5RKRHJCaL

[placid sail]

and it's even better... and I don't have to do a weird combo... at all

[fallow trellis]

AC130 13 kills, if ur good go to 25 kills, nuke end game. get called slurs at post game chat

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/ac130-gunship-gunshots-gif-13733274

AC130 ABOVE

[fallow trellis]

if i wasnt a kid when mw2 came out i would probably pull this shit like clock work

shit was good, go home after class play mw2 with ur friends

no ranked, no competitve scene, no balance changes

[worldly gate]

No grindy battlepass too
And the only mtx would probably be just map packs

[deep topaz]

How do I achieve this build

[ancient barn]

mutation

[placid sail]

jesus

[high wing]

she got the drip tho

[naive bison]

https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Forced_Evolutionary_Virus

[placid sail]

it does look like she's dripping

[high wing]

i cant tell if its fat or if she got some insanely large cyst

[placid sail]

slowly melting down

[high wing]

but that looks hella uncomfy

[fallow trellis]

everyone had their favorite loadouts, mine was the Vector w/ Rapidfire, g18 akimbo with SoH, Stopping Power, and Steady Aim pro

my mentality was if i shot faster i win more fights, i wasnt wrong tho

[worldly gate]

Even more so when the og MW2 was hitscan and not projectile based like more recent cods

[fluid heron]

I had my doubts about this gamer supps shit

It's kinda sick

I don't gotta drink coffee now

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/skooma-cat-chat-walking-marche-gif-6299417753802516410

[ancient barn]

on the way to moonmoth fort

[prime zenith]

[fluid heron]

everyone in this fucking channel needs to buy this shit right now

[pale ingot]

@solar coral im doin it boss

im spacing my shit

im travelling through my system

[primal rapids]

500 BEAK THINGS

[pale ingot]

onwards to war

[paper schooner]

sir yes sir

[high wing]

starcitizen?

[upper gulch]

too expensive

[fluid heron]

pirate it

just play fucking kenshi

[upper gulch]

i already did

but i didnt because i cant say that i did

pirate it i mean

but i didnt pirate it

[fluid heron]

pirate never heard of her

[upper gulch]

right

https://tenor.com/view/wait-im-goated-gif-14820514389349291736

[pale ingot]

elite dangerous

[high wing]

ooo

[fluid heron]

the awful dlc?

[solar breach]

7 MILLION FUCKING BEAK THINGS. EAT THIS MAN

[naive bison]

i played it and couldnt understand it