#πŸŽͺbruh-fart

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solar breach
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what?

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I dont really care

prisma venture
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i just dont get why go on reddit and not like call police or sometinh

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ahh stupid people

storm stream
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latina

prisma venture
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idk

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proper slavic chick oh boy

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i mean latinas are nice but damn

prisma venture
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czech girls are just different imo

solar breach
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is this mf still yapping about reddit bs

prisma venture
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smh

solar breach
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nah

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fuck you

split canyonBOT
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prisma venture
storm stream
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also friends-with-benefits is dumb asf. Dont fuck a latina if you're not gnna lock her up too

prisma venture
solar breach
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Never forget

solar breach
prisma venture
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only stock and with out any pocket πŸ₯±

solar breach
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I simply refuse to believe you

prisma venture
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dont need you to belive me i know my shit

solar breach
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You have been cemented in my mind as annoying tryhard soldier main #10595

primal rapids
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As a demo main I can say YOU FINE DANDIES PRANCING ABOOT WITH YOUR HEADS FULL OF EYEBALLS

solar breach
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Id rather uber a good demo than a good soldier

prisma venture
primal rapids
smoky sonnet
solar breach
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unless you are solarlight expect no ubers

prisma venture
arctic pawn
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i used to dislike linkin park before

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now i kinda like some of their songs

prisma venture
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must be hard

arctic pawn
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indeed

solar breach
arctic pawn
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just say you love him and marry dude

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gosh

lapis zinc
arctic pawn
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true

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he gotta play it well

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@worldly gate

prisma venture
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portugal

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🀣

arctic pawn
arctic pawn
naive bison
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next question

wooden surge
split canyonBOT
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arctic pawn
fading mountain
arctic pawn
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has deep brown eyes

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awesome

quaint ore
solar breach
arctic pawn
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i can see that

worldly gate
wooden surge
worldly gate
arctic pawn
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the calculator was awesome

slender rock
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Eugh

arctic pawn
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lmao

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looks like a bar table

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very brazilian of you to use bar tables as pc desktop

lapis zinc
arctic pawn
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lmao

lapis zinc
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a freak fr

slender rock
arctic pawn
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skol

slender rock
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Noice

fluid heron
naive bison
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"may god murder my children if i'm lying"

fluid heron
naive bison
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"today."

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"kill em today."

fluid heron
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All of em

naive bison
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guys i think he doesnt like his kids very much

broken topaz
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get in the fucking robot doomslayer

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oh yea doom trailer dropped

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Enjoy the Official Launch Trailer for DOOM: The Dark Ages

Stand And Fight as the super weapon of gods and kings, shred enemies with devastating favorites like the Super Shotgun while also wielding a variety of new bone-chewing weapons, including the versatile Shield Saw. Players will stand and fight on the demon-infested battlefields in the vic...

β–Ά Play video
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I could never get into Eternal

arctic pawn
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doom eternal

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is so fucking long

broken topaz
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I played for like 2 hours

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and it was so slow and easy

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and then i was like

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nah fuck this

arctic pawn
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damn i thought you beat the game in 2 hours for a moment

broken topaz
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it was boring

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my fried neurons werent being stimulated enough

arctic pawn
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man imagine that but like

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15 hours of gameplay

broken topaz
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suicide

arctic pawn
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if you are very good

tidal trellis
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idk about you but I liked it, only reason I've stopped playing is cuz I want a mouse with side buttons kek1

arctic pawn
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and beat the stages fast

split canyonBOT
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arctic pawn
broken topaz
arctic pawn
broken topaz
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Occasionally i bump it down one

arctic pawn
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ghost of tsushima is disappointingly easy on the last difficulty

broken topaz
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to relax

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yea

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it becomes a slog

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really fast

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once you have the parry and dodge timings down

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so after

arctic pawn
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althought it is a good game

broken topaz
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20 mins

broken topaz
arctic pawn
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what about SIFU

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have you played it

broken topaz
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Up to where you do a dishonor and flee

broken topaz
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i have

tidal trellis
arctic pawn
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did you liked it

tidal trellis
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Definitely wasn't slow for me

broken topaz
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i finished it and then never touched it agian

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in one afternoon

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it was alright i guess

arctic pawn
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i have a really hard time playing it

upper gulch
arctic pawn
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on the hardest

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beat it once on normal diff

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went to master

broken topaz
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I probably couldnt beat it anymore

arctic pawn
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getting my ass kicked

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training on arena, which has alot of challanges

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fun af

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its on the new updates

broken topaz
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Lot of damage has accumulated in my hand over the last 3 years so my hand now just starts hurting and i cant really use controllers well anymore

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atleast not for very long

arctic pawn
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that sucks

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i hope that doesnt happen to me

broken topaz
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yea im in the process of getting that all sorted out

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Probably wont, genetic issue i think

broken topaz
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or just a weird malformation

pale ingot
prime zenith
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you must be cute then

broken topaz
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that is a fat ass bunny

low atlas
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@tidal trellis sire

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how do you fare

slender rock
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Floppenheimer

arctic pawn
prisma venture
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i love booze

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omg

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alcohol is just peak of humanity

slender rock
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waking and up and reading chat like

frail scaffold
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How it feels to open gamma first thing in the morning

prisma venture
slender rock
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lol

tidal trellis
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what is that hair

frail scaffold
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Peak

prisma venture
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he has streloks's hair line

slender rock
wraith osprey
slender rock
tidal trellis
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I am not!

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you could've picked the better response!

slender rock
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nah

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that was THE Response

tidal trellis
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no! there was a better one!

pseudo robin
river zealot
lusty sonnet
frail scaffold
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Dont believe you

fading mountain
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If I can do it, so can you!

frail scaffold
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Also works on my machine

slender rock
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goes to the kitchen to make one

naive bison
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Do you make grilled cheese sandwiches at night

slender rock
slender rock
naive bison
slender rock
prisma venture
naive bison
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You're definitely the grilled cheese at night type

slender rock
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the fucking sun is out

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and yes

naive bison
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Holy fuck you both are retarded

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God bless

slender rock
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GRILLED CHEESE AROUND THE FUCKING CLOCK DUDE

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YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

naive bison
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Question to both of you

slender rock
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no

naive bison
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How would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning

prisma venture
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lovley

slender rock
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I'll feel like a Xalrider if I didn't

solar breach
river zealot
slender rock
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Allo Artyom

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moved rooms to the front room

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is bigger

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πŸ™‚

river zealot
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Nice

slender rock
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need to plant more flowers in front of the door

deep topaz
heady crow
solar breach
solar breach
naive bison
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the one where they squeezed a mosquito in a syringe

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i wonder whats the effect is

heady crow
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i think the mosquito dies

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idk though

solar breach
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Barotrauma, decompression sickness, and the experience of your soul being sucked out of you

eager igloo
naive bison
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what's the point of the game

fading mountain
naive bison
fading mountain
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Shalom : )

eager igloo
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Unless sudden decompression starves your brain of oxygen and you go unconcious before blood starts boiling in your veins

naive bison
eager igloo
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Xal u volunteer for testing

naive bison
eager igloo
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Sudden decompression

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Pay attention

naive bison
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what did i do

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:(

river zealot
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can we put xal in a centrifuge and spin him real real fast

naive bison
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im just a silly guy

river zealot
river zealot
tender karma
# naive bison what's the point of the game

you have to make it to the center of Jupiter to avoid radiation (if you have it turned on) and the deeper you go the more difficult the areas become so you need to upgrade your submarine and equipment.

naive bison
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with infected impostors

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or sth too

river zealot
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not really

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i mean

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somewhat

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there is traitor mode

naive bison
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i see

river zealot
naive bison
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so the sabotage mode isnt the main game

river zealot
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if you get bit by a husk it infects you with a chance

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and if it reaches 100 you become on

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its hard to notice if its on ai

river zealot
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not many play it really

tender karma
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There is a traitor mode that almost no one uses it because it's dumb the game is more of a team work submarine management with some light RPG stuff like perk trees and subclasses

heady crow
heady crow
naive bison
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i like the single stack like 40 round mag

river zealot
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what fuck guni s that even with the 40

deep topaz
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Tec 9

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Chicago mp5

river zealot
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is it

tender karma
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Chicago jam o matic

deep topaz
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Inaccurate, jams like hell

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But they love it

prime zenith
naive bison
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are you okay

prime zenith
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because you said it confuses you

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idiot

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what confuses you

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a gif

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3 second gif

thick wadi
deep topaz
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It probably is

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I wonder if it's somehow actually better, and they figured out how to make it jam less

naive bison
wraith osprey
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i am
you just cant hear it

deep topaz
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I think I misheard it but I thought they said smile bigger

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Very positive ye song

idle veldt
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We should all smile bigger

stoic girder
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Guys, if you have foggy thinking, anxiety, depression or lack of focus, cut sugar in your diet, apparently i had too much sugar it since it killed my gut probiotics. You can fix it by getting foods that say "live culture" in them like yogurt etc.

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Feels like a fog is lifted from my eyes.

wraith osprey
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eat better

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feel better

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got it cap'

river zealot
stoic girder
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Everyone is so worried about getting fat from sugar, no one is talking how it fucks your gut biome up by causing yeast to outnumber healthy probiotics and giving you mental problems.

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Apparently just 2 days of a high sugar, low probiotics diet does it.

idle veldt
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Eating any healthy food will make you feel better

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High sugar diets are very bad

deep topaz
idle veldt
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Hot schleppas in YOUR CHAT

stoic girder
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Pakistan just violated their ceasefire kekl

deep topaz
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They redeemed the card

solar coral
river zealot
frail scaffold
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Shit looks like something id give to my lego guy

south crown
stoic girder
high meteor
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You don't.

stoic girder
south crown
frail scaffold
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Would cop if i had money

south crown
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Just steal it

frail scaffold
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Too big to fit

fading mountain
lyric horizon
south crown
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So true lmao

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This bird speaks facts

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Let him chirp

tight rune
high meteor
south crown
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Bout time

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He's just a little puppet

idle veldt
tight rune
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Didn't want anyone to take some of his crack

tidal trellis
naive bison
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Why is YouTube putting a live stream of a man with down syndrome playing guitar poorly in my yt shorts

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God bless him and I genuinely wish him the best

lapis zinc
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I was going to say targeted advertising but I think your alright

naive bison
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Not nice

lapis zinc
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That's what I said

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It's why I thought better and didn't say that

river zealot
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@stoic girder say something racist

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very important

lapis zinc
lapis zinc
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not too fond of the eskimo peoples

wraith osprey
stoic girder
fresh rose
prime zenith
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i love dnsl

fading mountain
ruby knoll
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Which has already been broken

stoic girder
eager igloo
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@tidal trellis watch yo head

south crown
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new reaction image to reading some wild shit

tidal trellis
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what

lusty sonnet
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he doesn't know

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his AI model won't let him talk about it

bold kettle
eager igloo
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That was fucking unexpected

eager igloo
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Tf does that even mean

tidal trellis
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magnets

eager igloo
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Are you dumb

idle veldt
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Flop ily

eager igloo
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Awww

fluid heron
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flop doesnt even know about the creation of the white race

modest oriole
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And ima probs have diarhea

eager igloo
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I got hefeweizen

eager igloo
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Tastes like Hamburg

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If finland doesn't work Im gonna move there

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Gunna poke @broken topaz with a stick

fluid heron
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redownloaded the warhammer bannerlord mod and its actually compiling shaders now

idle veldt
eager igloo
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Who's that

idle veldt
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🫑

slender rock
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wow

frail scaffold
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Does every game have to compile shaders now

slender rock
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yes

frail scaffold
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They literally giving us loading screens for loading screens

fluid heron
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its just caching all the troops for later

frail scaffold
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All that shader compiling for the game to run at 63 fps on a 4090

fluid heron
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the game runs fine

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go find a different game to bitch about

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and this isnt official this is a mod

frail scaffold
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Im just yapping im not even talm about bannerlord

fluid heron
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next level yap

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caching the shaders does make shit run better

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but idk why every game gotta do it

frail scaffold
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Its the fact its needed at all

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Games really aint looking much better for the amount of bs they got now

eager igloo
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Shiny

frail scaffold
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Is that me

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Hi

eager igloo
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Maybe

fluid heron
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still have to cache some cuz all the building option does is load in all the portraits and troops not uniques

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and map shit

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empire of man and a million gunners time

silent pawn
broken topaz
dreamy flaxBOT
fluid heron
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and instantly cooked

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paid them so they wouldnt whoop my ass

glad carbon
stoic girder
high wing
stoic girder
wooden surge
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GTA VI ending leaked

stoic girder
solar breach
young tinsel
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Just finished Expedition 33... talk about a gut punch.

stoic girder
weak jackal
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I must go into exile

slender rock
solar breach
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you wont be missed

worldly gate
primal rapids
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The most important part of any Elden Ring playthrough

glad carbon
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Hi @weak jackal

verbal needle
primal rapids
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"Welcome to the ice fields mothafucka!"

weak jackal
glad carbon
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Moo

stoic girder
narrow sorrel
glad carbon
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Hey pretty boy

deep topaz
arctic pawn
heady crow
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how was sleep

stoic girder
solar breach
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i massively fuck with Invisible by Duran Duran

heady crow
solar breach
glad carbon
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oil up @high wing

heady crow
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no

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new generation

glad carbon
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bruno lets vc

heady crow
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idk, im sort of watching harry potter rn with a friend

solar breach
heady crow
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you wanna watch too

deep topaz
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He wants to watch

deep topaz
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Wake up babe 5 hour Chems WoT video

solar breach
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WoT is ass

glad carbon
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have fun silly

heady crow
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ill try

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not that much fun without you though :(

arctic pawn
worldly gate
deep topaz
deep topaz
drifting mantle
#

AHHHHHHHH

heady crow
glad carbon
heady crow
#

mrow

solar breach
drifting mantle
#

They're thiefes, smugglers and scammers

glad carbon
#

artyom be nice

river zealot
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They are

glad carbon
#

I wonder why the opressed group has to smuggle stuff clueless

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surely its not because they have trouble going into cities to legally buy goods

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suuuurely

drifting mantle
#

The cope is real

narrow lotus
slender rock
#

what are you chucklefucks talking about now

arctic pawn
#

racism

slender rock
#

o

drifting mantle
#

Filthy Khajits and why they get rightfuly suppresed

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They lick their own butts

deep topaz
#

socioeconomic factors making me stab 3 nord children right after I walk into Riften

slender rock
drifting mantle
#

That includes sex slaves

drifting mantle
slender rock
#

I don't want to get it?

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ever thought about that

#

huh?

deep topaz
#

more lizard for me

drifting mantle
#

Exacly

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Your loss

slender rock
#

mhm

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still a monsterfucker will always be a monsterfucker

glad carbon
#

@narrow lotus hiiii cutie

deep topaz
#

if you're willing to dip an argonian but not a deathclaw, we can't be friends

glad carbon
#

do you think fallout 2 wouldve had goris romance in fallout 2 if the devs werent pussies

deep topaz
#

who's goris

drifting mantle
glad carbon
drifting mantle
deep topaz
broken topaz
#

Damn they really made doom even slower

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And gave it a block and parry mechanic

deep topaz
#

they might be switching to a more slow game to help give the story and environments some breathing room

glad carbon
#

cooori

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cooori

broken topaz
#

Mr Epstein

deep topaz
#

I can't imagine a crack fiend shooter having a developed, followable story

broken topaz
#

I watched a 2 hour video about the doom story

glad carbon
#

😿

broken topaz
#

Uhh smth smth the Makyr

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Something something

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God like

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Somethin something powerful orb locked in hell

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With the soul of a god or smth

worldly gate
broken topaz
#

I think chronologically

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Doom dark ages

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Is like right after doom 64??

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Way before doom 2016

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But im pretty sure the timeline is a little messy

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Doom guy has insane lore tbh

glad carbon
#

doom guy lore is like skyrim tier

hazy finch
glad carbon
#

batshit insane

broken topaz
#

Which the rough story off i think we already knew. Doom guy becoming a legendary savior for this medieval ish themed society

broken topaz
#

And admit they want incest

deep topaz
#

at the end of the day it's the forbidden fruit thing

broken topaz
deep topaz
#

if it was a regular chick it wouldn't make a difference

broken topaz
#

Smh people will just fuck anything that they're forbidden to

glad carbon
broken topaz
glad carbon
#

i think so yeah

broken topaz
#

Cause they were born under a shitty moon

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Or smth

glad carbon
broken topaz
#

born morndas
forced to walk on all fours and no speech

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Unlucky

glad carbon
#

"i hate morndas"

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🐱

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what would khajiit garfield be?

broken topaz
#

I imagine smth like a really fat and deep orange saber tooth cat looking thing

worldly gate
broken topaz
#

@glad carbon i bet you play khajit alot

glad carbon
#

khajiits always looked fucked

primal rapids
broken topaz
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There's this skin texture for khajit women. Gives em fur free tummies and 6 nipples

#

Best mod 10/10, no notes

glad carbon
#

i seen like most retextures tryin to get khajiits not to look like dirty throw blankets

broken topaz
#

:D

deep topaz
#

khajits in oblivion remaster look like walking talking taxidermies

broken topaz
#

Fucking Thumbnail image

#

Oopsie

tidal trellis
fluid heron
#

mr drip

primal rapids
#

I too have acquired drip

deep topaz
#

I wish omni man would make me a steak

fluid heron
#

this is how i win every battle

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just this shit and repeat

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set everyone to engage

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run horses into archers

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pull them back

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they all die

deep topaz
#

alright gang which one

fluid heron
deep topaz
#

the same thing I do in literally every game

fluid heron
#

like horse archers cavalry focused infantry focused?

deep topaz
#

shieldmen then archers

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then cavalry

fluid heron
#

just play empire

deep topaz
#

what's each faction good at

fluid heron
deep topaz
#

I know the Khuzaits are the heya hoya heyowayoooooooo horse archers

fluid heron
#

plucked from a reddit post

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horse archers in bannerlord arent the mongolian type shit

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you arent full speed horse bow

#

its just quick relocation of your archers basically

quaint ore
fluid heron
#

im playing the warhammer mod

quaint ore
#

Brettonia and Empire are drippy af

fluid heron
#

im usually a sturgian

quaint ore
#

same

fluid heron
#

i have added shock troops to my army

#

its as simple as that

deep topaz
#

shrimple

fluid heron
#

dude the empire is paying me fucking big bucks

#

im boutta just max my army out

#

my characters fucking portrait KekSkew

deep topaz
#

wide as a bus

fluid heron
#

i randomized him got this big fucking sasquatch man

#

im boutta buy a blunderbuss

#

and just deliver buckshot fury from horseback

#

just shoved him and fucking blew a hole in his chest

slender rock
fluid heron
#

i mean i will be shooting them

#

in the back

#

furiously

slender rock
#

I mean

#

so it's still valid?

fluid heron
#

yes

deep topaz
#

I think javelin throwing is peak

fluid heron
#

feel like i should get some mages

deep topaz
#

way better than slinging

fluid heron
#

look at this ugly fuck

deep topaz
#

average light college graduate

fluid heron
#

the wizard drip is just not it

narrow sorrel
#

what the fuck is this

#

bannerlord modding?

fluid heron
#

warhammer mod

#

im running around with a fucking musket rn

#

the blood dragons are fucking scary in this mod

deep topaz
#

shortest ever king name

#

Emperor Karl Franz von Holswig-Schliestein of the Reikland

fluid heron
#

well that was fast

south crown
#

fart noises

fluid heron
#

fucking finally

#

ive been searching for one of these for hours

deep topaz
#

8 morbillion gold

fluid heron
#

i still have 50k after buying it

#

yall think i got that?

deep topaz
#

they aint got no ranged

fluid heron
#

and i would be fighting them in a forest where my cav cant really harass their archers

deep topaz
#

they're just goat bastards, you'll be fine

#

put em through the rinse cycle of cav charge after charge

fluid heron
#

they also have 3 times the infantry i have

deep topaz
#

just manual style it

#

fight 500 man armies on your own

#

be a man

fluid heron
#

whoops

deep topaz
#

ouch

fluid heron
#

@tidal trellis found your hometown

heady crow
south crown
#

wait a moment

solar coral
south crown
#

blow it up

solar coral
high wing
#

do it poosi

shell venture
south crown
#

so true

solar coral
fluid heron
#

i have way to much fucking food

tough vale
fluid heron
#

first 100k

shell venture
solar coral
heady crow
#

No wonder im just like him

shell venture
#

strelok is stoicism

glad carbon
glad carbon
primal rapids
#

oil sideways

deep topaz
#

alright chat I have a poll

glad carbon
#

do it

deep topaz
#

my mother thinks you start a grilled cheese in a COLD pan. I believe you start it in a MEDIUM-HOT pan

#

who is right here

glad carbon
#

i think it depends

#

i think either way the cheese melts

deep topaz
#

anyone who starts in a cold pan is a psycho

glad carbon
#

toast starts in a cold toaster

deep topaz
#

bread

#

but a different thing altogether

idle veldt
#

Start in a pre melted butter pan

#

Add a little bit of Mayo as well

slender rock
heady crow
deep topaz
#

she's weird

heady crow
heady crow
shell venture
deep topaz
heady crow
deep topaz
#

It automatically goes to "oh so everything I do is wrong" "mind your business" "because that's how it is" "because that's how it should be"

#

ad nauseum

solar breach
deep topaz
#

one of the mods I have requires me to disable better merc voices. One of the many new ones I have the pleasure of randomly hearing is "...You still gae?"

#

with no response

pale ingot
solar coral
#

(british space game)

pale ingot
#

it looks good

solar coral
#

its....

#

its good

#

but it doesnt have that much content for an MMO

#

if you're doing PVP, exploration,space trucking, or goid hunting you'll be more than sated

#

butttt bounty hunting, powerplay, mining, etc. are all pretty bare bones

solar breach
#

exploration moment

solar breach
solar coral
solar breach
#

its not satisfying

solar coral
#

its not complicated at allll

#

its 50% RNG 50% shooting a rock

solar breach
#

but i dont wanna have to also deal with the refinery crap

#

and the limpids

deep topaz
#

Elite Dangerous is such a rabbit hole to go down

solar coral
#

just get a bigger refinery

pale ingot
# solar breach lasers are simple

go go gadget mining laser go fjfjjjsfjsjfsjfsjfshsfhhshhfshsfhsfhfshsfsfswwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

deep topaz
#

not as bad as Eve

#

but man

solar coral
#

just get a bigger limpet controller

solar breach
#

erm fuck you

solar coral
glad carbon
#

get good

solar coral
#

but that bar

#

is

#

not that high

deep topaz
#

I think EVE is the better MMO

solar breach
#

as a professional space miner EDs mining is weak and unsatisfying

solar coral
#

absolutely not

deep topaz
#

but I like Elite's mechanics more

solar coral
#

its war is literally less mechanically deep than elite's and the entire game is just the war

solar breach
deep topaz
#

EVE has way more busy work shit to do

solar coral
deep topaz
#

X4 is not nearly on the same level

solar coral
#

for space trucking
1 : X4
2 : elite
3 : Eve

deep topaz
#

X4 is basically a space sim

solar coral
#

but

#

still

#

if ur space trucking

#

you're not engaging in multiplayer

solar breach
deep topaz
#

X4 is what Elite and Eve want to be

solar coral
#

nah

solar breach
pale ingot
#

the only thing that actually caught my eye about elite dangerous was the video you sent where you looked to the right to fuck with your ship stuff instead of just pressing a button or some shit

#

that was neat

solar coral
deep topaz
#

the paneling system is nice for Elite

solar coral
#

im out here to shoot plasma chargers at higher dimensional beings

deep topaz
#

makes you feel like an actual pilot

solar coral
#

like not even a competition

deep topaz
#

yeah but EVE's combat is like an afterthought

solar coral
#

the building and the flight model is chefskiss

solar coral
deep topaz
#

it is ass

solar coral
#

combat is 99% of every MMO

deep topaz
#

not really

pale ingot
deep topaz
#

MMOs are MMOs cause of the social aspect

solar coral
deep topaz
#

which I think EVE does better

solar coral
#

you dont actively engage multiplayer while space trucking or mining

#

you do when bounty hunting or powerplay-ing, let alone PVP

deep topaz
#

maybe for a lot of people but I see MMOs as singleplayer with other people fucking around in the world I'm in

#

I am very much a minority in that sense

solar coral
#

yeah

#

elite is the best space MMO

#

maybe not the best sci fi sim

deep topaz
#

if you want space sim get X4

solar coral
#

yeah

deep topaz
#

space combat sim get elite

solar coral
#

elite's multiplayer aspects are really good

deep topaz
#

space politics get EVE

solar coral
#

so good i could straight up send one message in game, get in a fireteam and have an all out war against other players

pale ingot
#

elite seems really cool i may one day perhaps play it

solar breach
deep topaz
#

Elite is awesome but the new player experience isn't great

pale ingot
solar coral
#

if you arent retarded

deep topaz
#

it's not bad per se, but there's a lot to digest

#

very easy to get lost

#

it's better than EVE, that's for sure

solar coral
#

its just a side effect of being mechanically in depth for every activity

pale ingot
deep topaz
#

I think the market just being a sim instead of letting other people buy and sell stuff is a big negative

#

one thing about EVE I like

#

it's not just number go up number go down

#

all that stuff goes somewhere

solar coral
#

its both simulated and player driven

#

its player driven beyond physical sales aswell

#

and now players can produce commodities

deep topaz
#

aside from the fuel for carriers, I'm not aware of anything people can buy and use

solar coral
deep topaz
#

but I tapped out from Elite a few years ago

solar coral
#

along with BGS massively influencing what systems have

pale ingot
solar coral
deep topaz
#

Carriers were a pretty late addition to the Elite sphere

solar coral
solar coral
pale ingot
#

PEAK?

solar coral
#

even without carriers or system architecture, BGS makes the economy pretty dependent on players

#

actually, ever since system architecture was added, people have been coordinating to produce certain scarce commodities (CM composites for an example)

solar breach
#

regardless of how good elite might be Eve still takes the cake for ship design, world building, themes, music, and mining for me

solar coral
#

elite has peak ship design

deep topaz
#

Elite mining is way more interactive. EVE mining is park on a roid and tab out to play something else

solar breach
#

mfw elite has no in rust we trust

#

immediate -100/10

solar breach
solar coral
solar breach
#

I dont like it

solar coral
#

if you dont repair your paint job your ship will become insanely rusty

solar coral
#

its not meta but

solar breach
solar coral
#

its fun

solar breach
#

I DID do deep core

#

and was STILL BORED

solar coral
#

gutamaya is the only brand that produces smooth ships lmfao

solar breach
#

FUCK YOUR SHIP DESIGN

solar coral
solar breach
#

its too streamline!

deep topaz
#

that reminds me of Gallente in EVE

#

ships make me want to fucking puke

solar coral
solar breach
#

yes!

#

yes we fucking are

#

and its my opinion

solar coral
#

also elite did the obligatory pod racer

solar breach
#

are you able to comprehend that????

deep topaz
#

fucking yuck

solar breach
#

I like those a lot.

solar coral
solar coral
solar breach
solar coral
#

or the alliance ships

solar coral
solar breach
# deep topaz

megathron is one of the sexiest ships in the game, rest of the gallente ships look like tumors

solar coral
#

oh btw local

#

did you hear

#

about

solar breach
solar coral
#

the panther clipper

solar breach
#

similar to modern architecture for me

#

i dont like them, and never will

solar coral
#

@solar breach do you know about the panther clipper tho

solar breach
deep topaz
#

megathron is the only decent one cause it isn't a shitty blob

solar coral
#

or krait

solar breach
#

no its not

#

rorqual is huge

#

type 7 is ok

solar coral
#

we got the panther clipper in elite dangerous before squadron 42 came out

solar breach
deep topaz
#

as if S42 was ever going to release

solar breach
#

majority of the ED ships are super ugly to me

deep topaz
#

im not on the best of terms with all the Caldari ships, but I love the Phoenix

solar breach
#

most of them, at least

#

scorpion my beloved

deep topaz
solar breach
#

amarr and minmatar are where its at

deep topaz
#

I think my personal favorite ship is the Typhoon

solar breach
#

I LOVE the paladins and retris

deep topaz
#

missile rigatoni

solar breach
#

typhoon is fun

solar coral
#

literally more than half of them are just fish but with a metal texture

solar coral
deep topaz
#

maybe without Horizons

solar coral
deep topaz
#

I think this is the Armageddon, I don't like the ingame ship but the design is neat

solar coral
#

only caveat is that the servers struggle with AI spaghetti code on on foot CZs

#

the rest?

#

its completely fine

pale ingot
#

i might lowkey have to get it then

solar breach
#

i trained for months to use the marauder

solar coral