#🎪bruh-fart
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I use it for getting around, however i been walking recently cus our basement door is jammed shut
Cant get the bike out
:(
Hiii shine
Whattup dawg
Hiiii
Let's all sleep
nearly 20 factions lmao
every three minutes instead of two?
I am watching a video on all the fctions
Geo politics in my Stalker?
yes
Sign me up.
The Vikings are neat ngl
Lets go 😘
Their map location is cool
There better be a Chinese American Frontline with a no man's land
I will download and try
Hmm gonna try this today
me too
lets ditch this lame gamma mod

holy shit you can play as un peacekeepers
war crimes!?
this looks baller thanks for the recommendation
cant wait to drop thermite nades on the un
Is it my cat pics
I was gonna ask deadass
oh fuckk i think i am sick
this isnt' good mans now i have a 50/50 chance to dieded
anyone here a merc hateer?
I like Duty and Mercs
Duty is if I am forced to go to the zone
Mercs is if I need to go there
I'd rather be paid well like mercs to do shit in the zone
or commit total mutant death if i got mf's to chill with
Freedom is based for posting X labs documentation online
all i know is this global war mod is gonna bring me hours of gunplay and crying because the ai got stuck and caused the engine to run overmode
You ever scratch your balls so good it makes you twitch
Linda
lindese nuts
40 IQ gaming
only when i dream of booze
downlaod global war mod
only brazilian people would get this shirt
20 factions = infinite choice
what am i doing
honestly its happened to me
My teammates in any pvp game.
I drool all the time
thinking hurt
i wish, im so fucking anxious
i wish i couls jsut stop thinking and drool
yeah actually felt fr fr
ever since my brain grew one wrinkle i haven't been the same
The buddhist goal.
I got diagnosed with depression yesterday and like how do you know doctor????
doctor from stalker!???
refrences fr
sounds like a skill issue
exactly
Right???
yeaj just quit depression
thats what im saying
fr
be happy people when i say their game runs bad cause pc dogshit
yeah lets all kill each other happily
😄
I swear if you ever want to make a gamer mad just say pc or console bad
it just works
pc bad
yeah
my friend spent weeks upgrading his pc parts and i kept saying pc bad
and he kept buyin upgrades
phone best
to be fair phone is best
phone you can jork it to big tiddies and then swap to family guy funny moments
can't do that on xbox
i dont like using phone
i became the boomer who only uses pc
i dont even answer eople on whatsapp
everyone i meet gets mad because i don't own a "Up to date" phone
like bro i use it for doctors calls and that's it
yeah but u can do that on pc too just alt tab
i don't need samyung 420
my last phone was a chinese "blu" with 256 mb of space
fr i know a guy that yaps to me abt it
used till it got all fucked up
bro i've had 3 phones my entire life
i dont play games on my fone or whatever bro i just use it as a phone
pink flip nokia still got it
Samsung like the first ones it broke cause i was working on a farm and some poor kid ran into me
he was shitting bricks and i was like "it's a phone
"
now i have a samsung s10 galaxy i found in a drawer smashed to shit and just repaired it
it's still fucking destroyed on the back but it works
exactly!
i guess i also have a copious amount of manga on my fone that i read as a pasttime
meanwhile that one indian dude becoming famous making pubg mobile epic moments #400
thats all tho
my blu phone was cheap as fuck and had everything i wanted and more
256 mb space with 1gb sd card
i could use whatsapp, facebook
and play ps1 emulator
I won't lie okay you can laugh at me but
its just luxury
I fell for download more space as a kid lmao
download free ram today
i used to chat on orkut, i think people outside of brazil never really used it
Remember the days when everyone would send you those fucking sketchy sites
orkut was a lawless land
white wallpaper shitty png of the game
it had even gore communities
Download now!!
yikes
I think the worst is when you see mobile game adds using other games
I've seen stalker gameplay for like mmo games lmao
i regret alot having unlimited acces to the internet at 10 years old
parents should never give unlimited acces to the internet to kids and teenagers
To be fair gore didnt bother me when i was young becasue i could tell it was games or something
but the irl stuff did make me ehh
I sorta just blanked it
is brutal as fuck
seeing a real person fading his life from his eyes
is traumatizing
it was always that one "quirky" friend who'd send it you
for me it was some bosnian
he'd be like "Look at this meme" then halfway it cut to gore
christ
my cousins used to watch gore on a dial internet
bros really waited
2 hours
to load a gore video
2 minutes long
very healthy family activities
Holy shit the viking music goes hard
lets all watch someone getting his penis chopped off on the middle east
How about we all watch something cute and cuddle :3
I mean haha lets kill the zone guys hehe! yeah
i fell for one old ass website that trolled anyone who enters it
starts with pics of cute kitties and right after animal gore
Yes
yeah I feel you i fell for those too it was usually 50/50

Are we brothers?
My stomach be writing checks that my ass can not cash out 😭
Okay it's clear then
Someone unleashed a virus to kill all based men
And we caught it

Actually?
yes
That's hilarious
I love ragebaiting shit youtubers
Like ones who post ai or yap about something entirely wrong

Are you okay?
eepy
Why
I am eepy and My tummy hurts
I used to watch oboeshoes but he skips the entire text on games then whines when he doesn't know controls
jsut like me frfr
lmao
i like to watch baldie playing games
he's at least honest, and tries to play for real
Cartel videos hit hard.
i lovefat bitches too
That's gotta hurt
steph check dms
my puppy sleeping on my bed like she pays rent



💩 
@narrow lotus how is the cat doing
BAREBACK RIDING
AYO?
i fed him premium food
now he sleep
@red crane
genetelam
little shitter i love him
I adore Jerma but oh my God he falls victim to this in every video game ever
Most of the people I watch play games on YT do the same
Oh it hurts to watch
You should ask your cat if he knows mine
monkey got a better death than us fr
5/8/15: A million views! Holy crap! Thank you for watching and sharing this incredibly silly cartoon I made. You are all true servants of the Emperor!
I made this over the course of a few hours. I'm not expecting anything great; it's just something I threw together for fellow Warhammer 40k fans.
For those wondering, this is based on one of the...
ray tracing ultra
I think it's one of the old Nvidia physics demos
stinky
he looks like a strange fungal growth
this image is playing with my eyes
on god?
Ong
Gosh it really looks like it's moving
WRONG, Those are goonified sister of Battle, they are the militant arn of the exclesiarchy, which is very much distint from the astra militarum

I think your cat is a eunuch scheming on your downfall
not my cat
bald
when is artjom going bald
the moment he turns 24
he will instantly attain late stage male pattern baldness as true to any slav
you can blame the rus for that
me when someone shows me my own screenshots of being cringe
gooner?
holy shit
im blessed with fat bitch lovers
who has the same good taste as i do
Brother no!
We lost him
LICH GONNA HAVE UR MAMA

wanted to scratch balls
managed to hit myself into the left nut
the pain
dumbass
Only when a mosquito sits on your balls, you realise not everything must be solved with violence - Confucius
what can you tell me about timbersaw in DOTA?
I want to start playing as him
i cant rly say , i dont play anything but support
he can be annoying af and rly good tank and damage dealer but u need to have a bit of a skillset to play
he has combos u need to do right
it's good versus STR heroes
jungle
pain and suffering

i cant be fucked im too old to learn carry or mid
only te be called the f word
by teammates

i assume the f word is fenomenal player
yikes
its phenomenal
bros use ph instead of f
They can be both 
I tried playing for clockwerk through artillery lines (maxing out the third skill, damage from skills and using the right talent at level 15, which dispels invisibility)

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The Model (2009 Remaster) · Kraftwerk
The Man-Machine
℗ 1978, 2009 Capitol Records, LLC. All rights reserved.
Electronics, Synthesizer, Vocoder, Voice: Florian Schneider
Producer: Florian Schneider
Assistant Engineer: Henning Schmitz
Engineer: Joschko Rudas
Electronic Drums: Karl Bartos
Engineer: Leana...
In fact, the role of carry does not require much from you - just maximize farming on the lines, comunicating with supports and beat neutral creeps in the forest to instantly get the necessary items and start taking out enemy heroes
I can recommend phantom lancer - a good hero for both newbies and old farts
jagger is a cool hero (wish we had BLADE FURY in real life to use at furry party)


I can offer him some 308 🥺
🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸
no u cant
art
why not?
cuz i said so
cause you cant afford that
I can afford ONE
Late, but that's the benchmark test from F.E.A.R.
My g
@river zealot
i dont get it
this one's for the Eastern European Dota community
but in short - Lich has an ability called Chain Frost, which many people call Chainik or Kettle (essentially the same thing)
oh ok yeah i forgot that
i appreciate your mother a lot
Yes she is a proud pakistani mother
Are you going to get her anything
i'm get his mom this dih 🥀
digusting behavior
Nobody:
Tremor:
Be ashmed of your conduct
I got her a boquete of flower
like large
and my dog is also a mother so im gonna cook her steak on the day itself when i visit
My man 👊
i asked my mom what she wants for mothers day she said she wants a Big Tasty from mcdonalds, nuggets and fries
gog bles
W order
anyone from swis here?
Yes me
what is swis
🥱
is that you inviting me?
we won again
Is the men’s worlds right now
@south crown where are you from
swamps
lame ass
where are you from?
Swamps = netherlands
CZECH REPUBLIC AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🇨🇿 🇨🇿 🇨🇿 🇨🇿 🇨🇿 🇨🇿 🇨🇿 🇨🇿 🇨🇿 🇨🇿 🇨🇿 🇨🇿 🇨🇿 🇨🇿 🇨🇿 🇨🇿 🇨🇿 🇨🇿 🇨🇿 🇨🇿 🇨🇿 🇨🇿 🇨🇿 🇨🇿 🇨🇿 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺
Who are these bums on the American team
they are murican
Swayman is the best goalie????
that exist?
I thought it was just scary stories to scare the polish
where are you from again?
oh wait you are scared to tell somone random on internet nwm
The Canadian team looks stacked
Ivan Mládek - Jožin z bažin - Subtítulos en español, English subtitles, Napisy polskie, české titulky, русские субтитры, Jorge Bagre
yeah
yeah you might be a creep
but we gonna see about that
you might want to trick or treat smell my feet
you sound like soyboy no thank u
you can't hear text
therefore you are reading with your own gvoice meaning
you are soyboy?
Hlupak
hod rider
brainfart feelin extra retarded today
do you watch sneeko?@prisma venture
who?
alright you pass
a guy who likes getting cucked
Pedophile
other than being weird with the age of consent has he actually dated a minor?
well he is 🥷 so i dont like him

I’m not sure, but there were underage women in that brothel thing
what does that mean
connect the dots dandy
Speak more on that
that he is
a man with mustache
i dont like people with mustache

fr he cant even grow it
played about 7 hours of metro exodus on the 7900xt without crashing finally. i can now finally get around to finishing it
how come?
The game didn’t even start man
first two still are my favorites, the third one i have not been able to beat cause it wasn't compatible with amd cards till recently
i fucked up the tendon in my thumb like 3 days ago and shit still hurts
thats a left hand it was my right
the one i jack it with
fate worse than death
put ice on it and get it looked at
it only hurts whenever i put like pressure on it
i also dont have health insurance so fuck that
I keep having like, abandonment dreams. I'm in some post apocalypse world and all my friends are dead or betrayed me. The world is so cool and beautiful but I can't share it with anybody
Big bases all abandoned
i only get nightmares
ill go like a month without dreaming and then a week of straight nightmares
Crawling through houses looking for food
just ice the fleshy part at base of thumb and along the inside of it. may want to freeze a bottle of water and hold it in that hand
ice is bad for healing
when you smoke it then yeah, sure..
we out here smoking crack
Your pfp is so amazing
the beetles look like the kids i used to bully in school
me and who
Not a live webcast

YIPPIE
shoutout to cats that sit like this
gotta be my favorite gender
🙏
what
i love how gamma turned me into Theo Von
"My favorite type of weed is uuuh cocaine"
my favorite type of food is uuuh epinephrine shot
breakfast lunch and dinner
thats why we bulk
someone's life rn 🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀
"did you plan to stab me with that broken piece of plate"
?
😰 ?
😰
Dw about it
Holyy fuck that noise is disgusting
I very much like this cat
the opps made him do a silly dance
some men are worth gooning
mercer is one of them
they are very good
ik..
straightest saudi on the internet?

i am living on the edge
two latest saved gifs will get me bannged
god forbid i post them accidently
is one of them Garfield?

he also hates mondays, you know
not just mondays apparently

send them both to me
i can confirm they indeed can
Something is brewing inside me that can only be expressed through TWINKS
sir that's called farts
I never fart
Yeah a little
average saudi male
why do they look like they are in pain
you got it wrong
this is extra freaky expression
Like our famous Ambatukam Ambassin Omaygott

let bro repost his shitpost
Just recycle react and move on
What is dead may never die
got to play spt a bit, pc handled it really well
Good to hear!
though i died in the first 1 0minutes
Once you install spt, can you easily go back to vanilla
yeah
Is it a separate client
If bsg found out would they kill me and my family
as far as im aware there wont be any banning or anything since its required you own a legit copy of the game
and it generates its own server and what not
Take my normal pills
no you need those
good morgning
in the benning
where tomfoolery
greetings fart enjoyers
THIS SERVER NEEDS A HERO



hit this guy a lil too hard
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why!
it was going well!
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come on!
@primal rapids this'll be you once im done with you
what is that
that is you after i beat you with a tire iron
but why would you!
thats mean
because i love you
greetings again
tmrrow is sunday
!delight
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Saturday
wrong. saturday
this is so real
Tmrrw is Saturday
Tomorrow is the void consumes us
CAN YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO
He is the voices kill him spare yourself
Two voices in my head and I want one of them dead
Kill the noise!!
different language
Its a good song look up cell dwellers
Yes, this is a re-upload. I was looking for where to buy it and I found it. I'm glad to finally own this song in high quality. This is Celldweller's Kill the Sound that he created for the game Dead Rising 2.
Get it here:
http://www.fixtstore.com/product/23133/
http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/kill-the-sound/id401715549?i=401715607&ign-mpt...
Found it
I had a dream where I got banned from here cause I accidentally posted a dick
Don't let your dreams be dreams.
play that funky musiccc whitee boiiiiiiii
play that musicc riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggghtt
You did but the mods saw how big it was and got scared
oi cunts !!
live your dreams bro whip it out
Whip it out doos
ye am wewy cool and scawy
Whip it out whip it out whip it out 🗣️
Damn is that a saiga
Clearly its a automatic pistol
thats what weed dealers wants u to think
u gotta admit that pic goes hard
The skull mask and glasses take away some cool points
It's too used ya know? Be different wear a pretty wedding dress
gift me then i demand my dress
are you trying to marry him
No I wanna funny pictures that I can randomly send homies
shus am trying to get laid
Dude holding saiga in a wedding dress is a clear threat
i was ment to buy a anime maid dress and take the same pic
i really had it in my mind
A:SD:
I swear those arsenal overhauls for stalker do that
I remember mag dumping a snork with at least 70 ak mags
yeah saiga sucks almost every game
i hunt with that rifle lol
can confirm 1 taps most of the animals my area
You mean shotgun
I want a over and under double barrel ngl
Its for the sake of balance tbh
You sacrifice damage for having a mag
either damage or range
And not jerking buckshot rounds for 3 minutes
remember flechette rounds in battlefield 3 before the nerfs
see that building?
not anymore
I still prefer mag shotties in both taekov and stalker
Shotguns in tarkov are a mystery
I swear ai will slap you silly one shot but tank 40
fuck yo balance every snper 1 taps u hit my pinkie bro
also need to add this shotguns with mags sucks irl
they only work in games
He stuck his willy in the barrel
heavy also jams alot and they run out real quick
irl u need like 6 mags ready to have a gunfight
They are more useful ingames since having to reload every round takes a lot of time
If youre hunting you probably wont even use the whole mags
well i talk bout having them in a firefight
in hunts yeah 2 8 rounder would be more than enough
i usually carry 8 rounders
No 100 round drummag?
i dont live in freedom land no
its even illegal for me to take those rifles out the house but it doesnt stop me 😄
I mean firefighters irl are usually more slower, you get time to reload your mag
if i know u have a shotgun irl am gonna fucking push
also i can shoot trough walls and shit irl
can you shoot ank kill people that breaks into your house?
Or you get arrested for killing the thief like brazil?
u get fined if u wave the rifle in the balcony
figure

yeah they are basicly expensive paper weights
unlessu get permit to hunt
which i refuse to pay for lol
Breezy dead :(
Banned :((
damn
what did he do
Insulted someone in dms

@arctic pawn hiii
bullshit
sup
We gang
Breezy got banned?
Gumpin it
2woke4gamma
Idk I think Robert is nice woke, breezy flipped out too much
He really could never concede on things
He threatened me when I made one joke to him
Making out he was gonna do something to me lmao
I mean to be fair half thr people in here were being dickheads to him 24/7 even when he wasn't being acidic
Trueeee
Makes sense he'd be rude back
Bullied
fr
Xalrider given 100 chances and unbanned on a whim
Yeah but mine was just a friendly joke and he instantly responded threatening violence
Breezy banned for mean dm
Depends what he said tho
where ban message?
Offtopic
He probably sent a satellite
breezy got banned?
A one word insult according to skom
Ah fair fair
hallelujah
Ted what’s your take on the situation
thank god
nice

who's the next victim?
now i can be banned guilt free
He's probably already tracking Ted down
White boy glock in hand
making an alt to join again
ts is tuff yo
he was a dumb cunt who ate all the worms and had terrible takes
he deserved every bit of hate he got
and then
when everybody shitted on him
he just goes
"it was just rage bait you retards haha rent free"
"why is everybody so mean to me </////3"
"i moved along"
Wait until he becomes successful businessman now
why threatening ppl would get u banned its just internet man
That’s is a complete lie
He never said that
He was always genuine
It was his biggest trait
Shut up stinky 😈
@mossy void
what was it
how is he banned if hes still here
who??
we were talking about celebrity crushes
wtf
make me 😈
u have him blocked
Click on him
then
no
No he's not here
i never block anybody
Wait is he in purgatory
No he's gone
oh i see the exclamation now
breezy types once
9 users tell him to kill himself in graphic detail
it really does
lies
only i did that
Like 2 mods did it directly
just lying for the fun of it
Dont be such a breezy
noooo breezy
hi shefy
frota types once
😈
he didnt even do anything
so true
you mfs just got him rejected for shit talking someone telling him to hang himself with a rope
tbh the other guy was spitting facts
in the meme channel
where they were debating about slurs
I never said that
and u laught it off what will he find u ?
i never read the argument
btw he also came to me
but probably whoever was arguing against him was right
???
Willful ignorance









