🎪bruh-fart

[frail scaffold]

I got one

[rocky geode]

the topic is womens rights

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/giant-space-capital-halo-high-charity-covenant-capital-space-city-gif-24225524

[tepid pebble]

and flop still havent said what school

[frail scaffold]

Can this be built

[visual stirrup]

can it get stuck in an M&M's tube?

[hot python]

Caveat: Only people who have interacted with women irl can answer

90% of brainfart is excluded

[tepid pebble]

wasnt that canceled

[frail scaffold]

Idk

[tepid pebble]

i watched it to the end, and it was later cancelled

[visual stirrup]

the answer is "no"

next topic

[stoic girder]

Fucking hope so.

[frail scaffold]

Now they answer with yes or no

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1042922077046444052.gif?quality=lossless&name=CrackerBarrelFemboy&size=48

[hot python]

They're weak willed liberals, all of them...

[young tinsel]

Here, take a pic of topless chicks in short skirts

[frail scaffold]

Aint clicking that

[rocky geode]

i told you hes studying for his phd in twinkenomics at FemTech

[young tinsel]

The chicks are wearing short skirts.

[frail scaffold]

Can you download grindr already

[visual stirrup]

Everybody at 343 needs to be executed by the cartels

[tepid pebble]

the chicks arent wearing panties !

[visual stirrup]

what do they call themselves now?

[frail scaffold]

343

[hot python]

343 I think

[visual stirrup]

not everybody

[rocky geode]

already deleted it, way more homosexuals here

[visual stirrup]

the executives and leadership

[hot python]

Oh shit mao ze dong is back

[eager igloo]

Good thing its not a practical course

My man would fail so hard

[frail scaffold]

Got no pussy and deleted it instantly

[stoic girder]

I mean they were called 343 (343 guilty spark), how did we miss that?

[visual stirrup]

everybody responsible for USING TEMP HIRES AND CONTRACTORS TO BUILD THE ENGINE OF THE FUCKING GAME

[eager igloo]

Ur missing out on topless chicks

[tepid pebble]

FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

what school

[visual stirrup]

THEY need to be executed

[rocky geode]

you dont get that from grindr, casual

[frail scaffold]

How do we tell him

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-we-tell-him-mr-krabs-spongebob-meme-spongebob-meme-gif-24063814

[rocky geode]

talking to yourself again bro

[frail scaffold]

No i aint you can see my reply

[hot python]

Clearly not? There's clearly a reply?

[frail scaffold]

Dunce

[rocky geode]

that was 2 new topics ago

[hot python]

To you ? Blind ? Idoit

[tepid pebble]

NEW TOPIC

[frail scaffold]

Bro should get glasses

[rocky geode]

new topic ahh type beat

[young tinsel]

There, discuss.

[hot python]

Finally

Mickey Mines

[tepid pebble]

kekekeke

finally some laugh

[rocky geode]

true.mov

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/psychological-political-halo-fwm-flexiblebanjo-gif-27201347

[rocky geode]

the mouse producing Ls at an alarming rate

[frail scaffold]

They don't own the mouse anymore

[rocky geode]

andor was kinda good tho so far

[hot python]

They own missiles though...

[visual stirrup]

Masterchief after reading his script for Halo 4, 5, and Infinite

[naive bison]

based babylon bee

[hot python]

You gotta watch out for that

[visual stirrup]

"It has never been this joever."

[naive bison]

fellas how has your day been

im sitting eating chocolate chip cookies and playing fallout new vegas

[rocky geode]

terrible and youre here to make it worse

[frail scaffold]

Master chief when he woke up from halo 3 with more shit to do

[stoic girder]

There are actually dead bodies at Disney land at all times.

[tepid pebble]

the rape topic was defo needed in sw franchise yes ?

[rocky geode]

waltz head

[rocky geode]

i said kinda

[stoic girder]

They don't call emergency services because they don't want to spook the guests.

[frail scaffold]

What happens when you build in southern Florida

[tepid pebble]

no its another shitshow with social commentary

[naive bison]

the top one
activision sees this and is like
yeah we're gonna add EOtech holosights to vanguard

[hot python]

Nobody cares about STAR WARS!!!!!!!
Swing swong lightsabers ooohh woooohhhhh

[visual stirrup]

just what we need from the goofy alien IP with the space cantina and space diner

[tepid pebble]

everything is social commentary and leftist preach now

[frail scaffold]

What social commentary
EVERYONE AGREES FLORIDA SUCKS

?????

[hot python]

TRUE!!!!

[tepid pebble]

fuck hollywood, fuck ....

yeah 4 dots

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-gif-19811366

[visual stirrup]

hard enough to do properly in perfectly serious media

[naive bison]

florida is cool as hell

[visual stirrup]

imagine Sonic or some shit trying that

[rocky geode]

florida is hot

[frail scaffold]

Evil xalrider

[tepid pebble]

revenge of the sith is nearing 1 billion ? what the fuck

[hot python]

Hmm

Is it cool or hot?

[visual stirrup]

The new Mario game is pretty fun
but was the scene with the goombas cornering Daisy necessary?

[stoic girder]

[rocky geode]

idk its supposed to be measured in Freedoms but intead its in Cucks i dont know those units

[tepid pebble]

%92 humid ? wew

[rocky geode]

yeah its Florida mf

[tepid pebble]

florideeznuts

[rocky geode]

true

[young tinsel]

Pretty warm and wet in these arab countries. Yikes.

[tepid pebble]

so why do people live ethere

[hot python]

They don't

Nobody does

[rocky geode]

"people"

[frail scaffold]

They lived there longer than whatever shithole you come from

[rocky geode]

you mean floridians?

[tepid pebble]

not arab, not wet, 3 strikes and ur out

[rocky geode]

theyre hurricane maxxing

[young tinsel]

/grins

Two ways of eliciting a reaction from people there, both ways start with 'ar'

[frail scaffold]

LMFAOOO??

Please be true

im begging

[rocky geode]

HAHAHA

bethesda moment

[frail scaffold]

Checking xbox store rn

[frail scaffold]

somehow even more useless than i thought

[hot python]

Recommended requirements: Having a CPU

At all

[frail scaffold]

nvm i found it

no fun allowed guys pack it up

[visual stirrup]

the lies are more convenient for my narrative

delete your post immediately

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/dante-dmc-devil-may-cry-devil-may-cry-1-dmc-1-gif-14891688712217542900

[visual stirrup]

the funny thing is that i just thought that the plastic chair was in the original

it doesn't even seem out of place

[visual stirrup]

except for the animation that makes it vanish

[wooden surge]

It is in original tho

[heady crow]

New technical dropped?

[tepid pebble]

ice_age.png

[visual stirrup]

https://youtu.be/jpkeAQG6kQw?si=rt6kfj_esjuqirVT

just like Duran Duran's "Invisible" was in MGSV

[wooden surge]

Did you just say Perfect?

[visual stirrup]

Yeah?

[wooden surge]

https://tenor.com/view/perfect-cell-balling-perfect-cell-dragon-ball-z-ballin-cell-ballin-gif-6400456760564649584

[wooden surge]

It was indeed

[tepid pebble]

we are 4 dudes in it department, other 3 were already bald, and now im balding as well

fml

[visual stirrup]

join us

[wooden surge]

Time to shave

[heady crow]

Bald is beautiful

[tepid pebble]

i wish i just woke up someday as completely bald and not go thru the slow process

[wooden surge]

Just shave vro

[heady crow]

I mean, you can shave and be done with it

[visual stirrup]

Bald is justice!

[heady crow]

Im sure you have a good head shape for it

[tepid pebble]

i am scared of whats underneath, what if my scalp is fucked

[heady crow]

And also its warmer with a beanie on vs if you have hair

Id be happy to rock a buzz cut or bald but my hair is too thick and beautiful to get rid off while i still have it

[tepid pebble]

ive been suffering from dandruff my whole life, will it stop when finally bald

[wooden surge]

Yeah

Cause no hair to keep it there so you'll actually scrub it

[tepid pebble]

well theres that then at least

[stoic girder]

Time to take a ride to Turkey for a transplant.

[tepid pebble]

im already in turkey and transplants are a meme

[visual stirrup]

https://youtu.be/nKK9r2Ct0D8?si=2tUX29uIYEpZ5fSZ&t=398

[tepid pebble]

its just redistribution of hair from one area to another

[stoic girder]

Oh i know.

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/bald-girl-headshave-gif-15454734375474094911

[stoic girder]

You are turkish, you have extra.

[heady crow]

Arm hair transplant into head

[visual stirrup]

If I have to be hyper aware of how my actions may be affecting others, they should be as well

My suffering must be shared

[fresh rose]

🟡

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/peeling-peeling-face-peeling-skin-peel-face-mask-gif-12085277

[tepid pebble]

i am a mix of 2 and 4 now, will end up 6 or 7

[fresh rose]

I think its time you put a razer to your head

And shaved it all off

[copper stag]

shave it

[tepid pebble]

[copper stag]

he said balding but refusing to shave it

FUCKNG SUYCKS

[stoic girder]

Grow a beard and be bald.

[visual stirrup]

"My pain is constant and sharp. And I do not hope for a better world for anyone."

[fresh rose]

Then wax your head until every single beam of light reflects off it so if someone looks at your bald head they get blinded permanently for the rest of their life

[tepid pebble]

like an elder scroll

[visual stirrup]

"Hey Tomar. It's you!"

[tepid pebble]

anyone else balding, how are you coping

[visual stirrup]

I have the strelok hairline + thinning

there is no cope

only acceptance

[tepid pebble]

i didnt care much how i look but losing hair deep down hurts

[visual stirrup]

I tried rogaine and shit

rogaine made my mood absolutely foul

[tepid pebble]

is it true it kills your dick

[visual stirrup]

it takes like six months for it to start working

i wanted to kill myself after three or four days

[tepid pebble]

well shit

[visual stirrup]

the longest I tried was about two weeks
dick worked just fine for that long

[visual stirrup]

my biology is totally fucked up and irregular
my experience probably wouldn't match yours

[tepid pebble]

nah im past the point of drugs

even if it stopped now, my hair is a meme

[viral fossil]

Dude just shave it

Join the kneecap gang

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/when-will-you-wear-wigs-ven-vill-you-vear-vigs-lord-of-the-rings-frodo-elijah-wood-gif-17930969

[tepid pebble]

kneecap ?

[viral fossil]

You knee hairy?

[rocky geode]

nah just be bald

i have looooooong hair but if my hairline goes?

🥚

[tepid pebble]

aah get it

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/war-for-the-planet-of-the-apes-woody-harrelson-shaved-head-gif-8491135

[digital quartz]

thats Dwight Howards stat line, I can tell

[tepid pebble]

only if i looked that good

[heady crow]

How bad do you look

[tepid pebble]

lets hope bald beardy will be better

[heady crow]

Its always a solid look

A classic one might say

[pale ingot]

shave it off
all gone

any beard too

go full baby face

[digital quartz]

just say it all burned off when you rescued 20 orphans from a burning building

but somehow your eyebrows and beard were saved from the fire

[hot python]

@heady crow

[tepid pebble]

ill try a 0 buzz cut first

[pale ingot]

shave the eyebrows and beard too. all gone, no balls

you either a skinhead or you a loser

[visual stirrup]

that shit never looks good
you'll go straight to the razor after

[heady crow]

3mm buzz cut us pretty aight

[digital quartz]

it depends a 0 buzz cut can work if you are black

[tepid pebble]

too ayylien look

[heady crow]

Anyways go for the 16 guard buzz

[wooden surge]

p!who

[foggy mantle]

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[digital quartz]

you gotta watch ball

[heady crow]

This man doesent know sportsball

Laugh at him

[digital quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/dunk-contest-dwighthoward-dunkcontest-gif-5020969

Orlando Magic legend Dwight Howard

[wooden surge]

Sorry I don't watch hoopball or whatever it is you 'Merican call it

[digital quartz]

I personally prefer sportsball

[heady crow]

"You 'Merican" the disrespect

[wooden surge]

Sportsball sounds cool

I should check it out

[heady crow]

I can hear the music already

https://youtu.be/Xb5efSHq3KM?si=z6LTi37euYNpOhLH

[digital quartz]

😭 I miss this team dawg https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RYILPoju2bw

[worldly gate]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1002295399199023195/1368601741628670037/73beebb91f2515f36641aaccce9d4552a4cfe0dd91acbd5593bca9025a54cb83_1.mp4?ex=6818d132&is=68177fb2&hm=641cca3d526fdb75ab5050f7234dbaaf0b3bde20266addc1af0176620daccdac&

[tepid pebble]

fuck regex

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/everything-was-so-much-simpler-back-then-reminisce-easier-miss-the-past-difficult-gif-16424573

[deep topaz]

This could not possibly go poorly

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/cope-dont-care-crying-cry-chips-gif-21606846

[heady crow]

@digital quartz also dude shut up dont tell me the wolves won the lakers matchup

what the fuck

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-drive-its-so-over-its-so-fucking-over-gif-25620664

[tepid pebble]

c[op]e

[frail scaffold]

If they did my buddy killing himself tonight ong

[deep topaz]

Me when the dickholes beat the raging hemorrhoids at the tryouts

[eager igloo]

ce

[tepid pebble]

WHAT

[heady crow]

im that buddy

[frail scaffold]

😭

[heady crow]

anyways hi shiine :3

[digital quartz]

Well yeah Lakers had no real Center, Hayes played like 4 minutes over the course of 5 games

[frail scaffold]

Hiii

Im walking

[eager igloo]

Lackers of bitches

[digital quartz]

Rudy Gobert had 27 points thats a testament to how fucking bad rim protection was

[visual stirrup]

is this english?

[frail scaffold]

Trying to get back into the habit of everyday walks

[eager igloo]

Get a dog

[heady crow]

is someone taking you out for a walk?

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/vince-carter-its-over-done-finished-its-finish-gif-17214651

[digital quartz]

Duality of Man

[frail scaffold]

I wish

[eager igloo]

Omw

[heady crow]

heyy :3

[frail scaffold]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/968293398467452998.png?quality=lossless&name=plsplspls&size=48

[frail scaffold]

https://d.fxtwitter.com/slater57649/status/1918615320882811311

[pale ingot]

whateever

[frail scaffold]

What made white ppl stop dancing

[pale ingot]

go white boy go

[heady crow]

have you seen jerma?

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-dance-vr-among-us-sus-guy-gif-27075713

[deep topaz]

They all stopped cause jerma was obviously the best so there was no point in trying

[frail scaffold]

Jerma is not the only white man!

[deep topaz]

Are you sure

[frail scaffold]

Theres at least 10 more

[heady crow]

not in bidens america

[frail scaffold]

Fuck

[deep topaz]

We've all got a little jerma in us

[solar breach]

Jerma killed all the others

[tidal trellis]

Pretty sure, threw a trashbag into space at work

[deep topaz]

For every Jerma there's a Gex

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-threat-jerma985-serial-killer-killer-gif-855456966686063395

Wrong gif

But relevant

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-omni-man-are-you-sure-are-you-sure-invincible-gif-3935116808772397515

[tidal trellis]

Guess who's finally getting his powers

[heady crow]

what if i throw you into a fucking meat grinder

[frail scaffold]

Id die ig

[heady crow]

oh

[solar breach]

Mods put him into the rotting pig guts saw trap

[deep topaz]

And all that comes out is your eyeball

You're probably dead

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-omni-man-are-you-sure-are-you-sure-invincible-gif-3935116808772397515

[deep topaz]

Flop will show up on the Frontline of Twinkistan vs India

[tidal trellis]

Pretty sure, threw a trashbag into space, at work

[frail scaffold]

Guess who playing vintage story

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/pretty-sure-mark-grayson-maybe-yes-invincible-gif-20907699

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/kaperoo-vintage-story-gif-3384487781185669633

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/threw-a-trashbag-are-you-sure-into-space-at-work-invincible-gif-17914355764938628475

[heady crow]

maybe i should play vintage story

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/pretty-sure-into-space-are-you-sure-invincible-threw-a-trashbag-gif-11642801953618711972

https://tenor.com/view/are-you-sure-omni-man-at-work-into-space-invincible-gif-13569417777408458874

[eager igloo]

Yes you should

Come play

[frail scaffold]

Come play

[stoic girder]

Guys do you know if computer activity is admissible for an alibi in court?

[south crown]

This chat makes my balls itch sometimes

[frail scaffold]

I saw a bumble bee

Im blessed

[eager igloo]

:D

[south crown]

Yes

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/bumblebee-gif-3070256791979829547

[stoic girder]

It's probably a pretty weak one, you could have someone else using the computer during that time.

[south crown]

Tell them to check your camera and if they say your pc lacks one simply stand up and say

How would you know that without spying on me?

Then walk out like a boss

[fading mountain]

Only if its runescape but you must show the item drops you gotten

[eager igloo]

Come play

[stoic girder]

Imagine having Brainfart between you and jail.

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/vintage-story-spin-vs-gif-5348841916576526647

[naive bison]

playing new vegas rn

"Critical hit on Oliver Swanick"

[eager igloo]

Come play vintage story

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/vintage-story-hop-on-neolithic-caveman-gif-370890771030153709

[naive bison]

politic

[heady crow]

@glad carbon

[digital quartz]

he is fighting for his life

[heady crow]

type 2 fun

[digital quartz]

colloquially known as "a bad idea"

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/741945274901200897/1368928425397452891/Screenshot_20250428_143628_Discord.jpg?ex=681a0172&is=6818aff2&hm=62cdb7acd7a1d5bd914f126fd1d7e6b888c0f09bcad0baf07ae80aef4745e309&

[heady crow]

i had lots of type 2 fun last year, type 3 fun is the actual bad idea

[naive bison]

@stone blade @narrow lotus @river zealot

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/741945274901200897/1368928317255716915/Gp9z3hMXsAAdope.png?ex=681a0158&is=6818afd8&hm=323abcded9c6a001834aea7423cda92ff0eb7be827646fb73a5f62246d4d04db&

[stone blade]

yep

man I love pashtet

[arctic pawn]

welp, what would you expect

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/war-of-the-ages-cat-centurion-cat-centurion-cat-fight-gif-1741762862016554190

[arctic pawn]

now imagine if you were old and future comes up with some fucked up shit so out of the left field you think is real

doesnt even come up in your mind that could be fake

[frail scaffold]

get the poop seal

https://tenor.com/view/seal-spinning-spin-rotating-pool-gif-8729679455913368891

[hazy finch]

https://x.com/DarkOddCon/status/1919266236023582929

Dark,Odd,Conspiracy (@DarkOddCon) on X

X · May 5, 2025, 5:41 AM

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/778442718551867402/1368795068378644510/Snapchat-1743210584.mp4?ex=6819853f&is=681833bf&hm=8d7053d562c1f6be11a7c2599b85af78b71219f01715750cd24b0479b649aea6&

[lost tartan]

impressive, but also kinda weird

[solar breach]

If only they weren't smelly and their digestive tract weren't the size of a pipe cleaner

[frail scaffold]

HARD

[frail scaffold]

cope

https://tenor.com/view/ferret-spin-spinning-right-round-gif-26206302

simply clean the garbage off your floors so they wont eat it

easy

[solar breach]

I can deal with the stank but if they so much as look at something that won't digest properly that's a huge vet bill

And that's harder said than done since my house currently has a toddler in it

[frail scaffold]

any animal is just vet bills man

any animal that aint a fish at least

[deep topaz]

Vet bills and memories

[solar breach]

Throwback to when my bird got in my hoodie, I felt something wet and took him out and was covered in blood

Good times

[frail scaffold]

and fish make you pay because of those pumps

[deep topaz]

At least it's not a hamster, where it's destined to die some fucked up death

[solar breach]

My favorite story is the microwave one still

[frail scaffold]

im gonna get rats once im employed

[solar breach]

Rats are cute

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-yummers-eating-lalane-gif-8145901960314677954

[frail scaffold]

its either rats or snake

and i want rats...

[solar breach]

My uncle bought their kids home some fucking TEST RATS from his job lmfao

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-pet-cute-gif-20338300

[heady crow]

i mean with a snake youll get rats anyways

just not as pets

[frail scaffold]

they will go in the freezer

[solar breach]

Snakes are great

[solar breach]

Especially if you have facial hair. They love beards for some reason

[frail scaffold]

if theyre lab rats, they tend to have really good personalities

[solar breach]

One was a dickhead the other one was always finding spots to hide away

[frail scaffold]

feeder mice are hit and miss

[solar breach]

They were alright

[frail scaffold]

good feeder mice\rats are usually bred to be nice so they wont hurt the animal theyre feeding

but not every breeder good

[solar breach]

Well groomed and taken care of rats are adorable though

[frail scaffold]

cus ive seen what a rat can do to a snake that doesnt want to eat it

and oh boy was it bad

[solar breach]

I still prefer holding conversation with birds tho

[deep topaz]

tweet

real shit?

[low atlas]

i need the song name.

[solar breach]

Basically

[frail scaffold]

hii surrae

[low atlas]

halyo shine

whats good

[solar breach]

Me and Westley sometimes kinda talk to each other through chits and like

I mimic a noise he makes by biting my lip and sucking air through it

[lapis zinc]

He's trying to teach you the true name of the demon in his bones

[heady crow]

https://www.aha-music.com/identify-songs-music-recognition-online/upload/85c109c25b4b5137a25d562491e0cbbc#upload-div

[low atlas]

no result

[arctic pawn]

the crack

[red glade]

omg lol
It's a Fractured Rock

https://media.moddb.com/images/mods/1/43/42348/New_Mutant_Psy_Fracture.png

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-tire-cat-rollin-rollin-rolling-cats-roll-gif-17551398

[arctic pawn]

actually beautiful message

ignore the fatass

[deep topaz]

fatass and fat ass are different

that's a fat ass

[arctic pawn]

i forgot the space bar fella

sowy

[deep topaz]

i mean fatass is like the gross one and fat ass is the hot one

[arctic pawn]

good to know

i legit thought it was the same thing

[digital quartz]

it is dont let him gaslight you

[prime zenith]

what the hell

[deep topaz]

it's different for me

[prime zenith]

im mesmerized

[arctic pawn]

oh hell no

https://tenor.com/view/oh-hell-nah-oh-hell-naw-old-man-scream-hell-nah-hell-naw-gif-14264485444907479349

[primal rapids]

If that was a real girl she would probably be classified as obese

[deep topaz]

she would

anybody above like 170 is considered obese

[arctic pawn]

yes

i wouldnt mind

[prime zenith]

well it aint a real girl

[prime zenith]

lol

lol

[arctic pawn]

fat bitches are like burger

[deep topaz]

a fat ass is a fat ass

[arctic pawn]

we know its badd for thwe health

but oesnt make it less deliciopus

[prime zenith]

we?

are you a fat bitch

[arctic pawn]

no

but i love fat bitches

https://tenor.com/view/zangief-zangief-wins-street-fighter-sf6-flex-gif-2580577555889399860

[arctic pawn]

yeah burgir is bad for your health

specially when you eat every day

[prime zenith]

I love a skinny missus myself as a matter of fact.

[rocky geode]

i love a ! flop

[deep topaz]

skinny is fine but I don't like bony bitches

[arctic pawn]

i like skinny bitches too, they can wash my dishes and clean my clothes

and gets less tired too

[prime zenith]

interesting

[rocky geode]

they are more economical

[arctic pawn]

literally

they eat less

[rocky geode]

but less assinomical

[arctic pawn]

for a fat bitch you gotta have the cash

[rocky geode]

and thats a shame

[prime zenith]

do you know how much groceries you have to buy for a fat ah

[digital quartz]

[prime zenith]

a lot

[arctic pawn]

its a cake per day

at least

[rocky geode]

high risk high reward

[arctic pawn]

indeed

this dude digs it

[rocky geode]

high bmi

[deep topaz]

depends on the type of fat bitch

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/kars-ultimate-lifeform-sunrise-i-love-fat-bitches-gif-8159813959707107706

[arctic pawn]

for real

[deep topaz]

some bitches are fat cause they eat a lot, other ones are fat cause they eat like shit

[rocky geode]

some are both

[arctic pawn]

i dont like 300 kilo morbidly obese bitches

i like chubby bitches

[rocky geode]

TRUE

[deep topaz]

300 kilo is like 900 pounds

need a forklift for that hoe

[rocky geode]

there is a point where a bitch become a hog

[arctic pawn]

need a human size condom

[stoic girder]

Chubby bitches become morbidly obese bitches as they age.

[arctic pawn]

for you to wear

[stoic girder]

There is no victory there.

[arctic pawn]

and dive on that pussy

[rocky geode]

we arent hog wrastlers

[rocky geode]

thats why you trade em in

[arctic pawn]

just manage the food

so she can get fat but not so fat

[deep topaz]

look if you got a cannibal butcher guy on the line you fatten up as much as you want

[rocky geode]

get her a dispenser like for cats

[stoic girder]

Ok sociopath andy.

[arctic pawn]

literally

[rocky geode]

[stoic girder]

If she isn't fit before you she definitely wont be after she stops trying.

[arctic pawn]

just lock her in a tower and give her water and dry bread for a few weeks

that helps

[rocky geode]

thats fine niether am i

over 30 the dad bod takes over u like a league of legends account

[arctic pawn]

or give her ozempic

[deep topaz]

that's the problem with people in general. get nice n fit to bag someone then pack on 100 pounds

[rocky geode]

then shes gonna be blind

[arctic pawn]

well

[rocky geode]

could still be a positive if youre ugly

[arctic pawn]

sacrifices must be made

indeed

didnt think about that

didnt thought about that?**

[rocky geode]

thonkn't

[stoic girder]

I bet in 5 years its gonna come out ozempic causes cancer or smth.

[arctic pawn]

yeah

but 5 years later

after they get all the money they can from this

[rocky geode]

theyre already losing lawsuits for blindness

[stoic girder]

You don't push a drug that hard that fast otherwise.

[arctic pawn]

shi tons of fat celebrities ar enow skinny bitches

[stoic girder]

Make the money pay the fine and get a slap on the wrist fuck the millions who suffer.

[arctic pawn]

its happening alot in rbazil

sis gonna be blind but beautiful

[stoic girder]

Culling the shallow retards.

[arctic pawn]

that's just natural selection working

is usual

as*

[prime zenith]

ozempic meta

🔥

[arctic pawn]

🔥

[prime zenith]

just eat less

lolo

imagine being rich as fuck and not being ripped as fuck

[stoic girder]

Calories in, calories out. It's not rocket science.

[prime zenith]

☝🏼

[digital quartz]

the main compound of Ozempic semaglutide has been around since 2008

[arctic pawn]

"i have a disorder where i get fat easier 😭 i dont even eat that much " like we dont know mf attacks his frigde everyday at 2 am

[stoic girder]

Then what is up with the blindness lawsuits?

[arctic pawn]

i know fat people who dont eat at work

[prime zenith]

maybe people shoving 5kg down their throat

[arctic pawn]

but i bet they devours everything after getting home

[prime zenith]

10 pills ozempic yummy

[placid sail]

cum

[naive bison]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473062374400589828/1354797136264302642/what-4x.gif

[deep topaz]

there's a black box warning on it saying it'll give you thyroid cancer

or some type of it

[prime zenith]

😰

[digital quartz]

as far as I am aware those are still ongoing and the data set isn't conclusive yet

[deep topaz]

blindness doesn't usually just "happen"

[arctic pawn]

i wasnt expecting that

lmao

[digital quartz]

besides iirc it was 9 individual cases

[arctic pawn]

unfortunatelly there's no may 6

soon we'll have it

[stoic girder]

Imagine being so retarded you take a drug because celebs take it.

[deep topaz]

No such thing as a magic pill

Anything comes with a cost

[frail scaffold]

What drug

[placid sail]

I'd say insulin injection is very close to being a magic pill in its very particular case

[solar breach]

Bless my grandmother's heart, Talking about going to a Kasnas concert for my birthday.
Said something about "Death not going to the woodlands."
I responded with "the only permanent member is dead."
"Is that his stage name?"
"No he's actually just dead."

[deep topaz]

It's like injecting a multivitamin. You're only supplying something your body lacks

That it would produce normally

There might be side effects for it too but I've never looked them up

[lapis zinc]

This and a long neck vb

[placid sail]

in a way, having no healthy restraint with your appetite is lacking something too, so having a drug that dampens appetite is real good

[arctic pawn]

yup, that is how media works

[placid sail]

don't forget that the issue is not just some rich person wanting an easy way to keep good looks, there are people with eating disorders

[arctic pawn]

media manipulates everyone in every spectrum

[digital quartz]

considering the side-effects of not artificially regulating your blood sugar levels while diabetic I'd wager that you are on the safer side just taking the insulin

[stoic girder]

Aren't eating disorders mental problems?

[arctic pawn]

yup

[digital quartz]

well depending on wich type of diabetic you are

[arctic pawn]

not just eating disorer

anorexia, bulimic bitches

[placid sail]

sometimes physiologically-driven, but often mental, yes

[low atlas]

type 2, diabetic

[placid sail]

and before you say "well fix your head then" you bunch of depressed mfs who'd rather die than visit a therapist once

[deep topaz]

What are the effects of not taking your insulin if you're diabetic

[low atlas]

no you're meant to type 2

[arctic pawn]

imagine being so anxious about your delusions on weight you want to puke

that must be terrible

[digital quartz]

depends on your type of Diabetes

[placid sail]

- it is a thing to be tackled by psychotherapy, but having an extra tool to quiet it down helps a lot, at least initially

[deep topaz]

Let's say type 2

None of my family has it, surprisingly, so I have no experience

[digital quartz]

I think it is mostly a genetic thing and dietary is secondary so thats pretty good

[low atlas]

i used to be pretty anxious about my weight even though i was 10kg below average weight for my height and body type

[low atlas]

i cant imagine going that deep into throwing up just to lose weight, worst ive done is starve

[frail scaffold]

Im still anxious about my weight and i can see my ribs

[low atlas]

same lol

[stoic girder]

I used to be the same until puberty hit.

[frail scaffold]

Also tf is this discussion about

[broken sand]

https://tenor.com/view/anorexic-yas-gif-24083585

[placid sail]

you take a hit of that ozenpic and eventually turn into oblivion skeletor archer

[low atlas]

jfc man

[frail scaffold]

Scary ahh gif

[stoic girder]

[frail scaffold]

Average white name

[solar breach]

I used to care about my height and weight a lot until I just stopped and accepted its advantages

[low atlas]

nah its not that bad its just that most of my weight is focused in 1 place in my body and nowhere else

so my arms look thin as shit but

i think atm im in a decent shape

[prime zenith]

Just workout and eat like a normal person

And u dont have to worry about weight

[low atlas]

first parts easy, second part not so much

[prime zenith]

I eat like a pig

[frail scaffold]

Proud of you ig

[prime zenith]

But i workout so i stay normal weight

[low atlas]

i forget to eat for entire days

[placid sail]

brainfart strikes again with life-changing advice

[stoic girder]

Once you hit your late 20s your body slows down and you start gaining weight.

[solar breach]

I eat like a pig but rarely workout but it dosent matter cause God gifted me with crazy bullshit metabolism

[frail scaffold]

Says most vague and blanket statement possible

[prime zenith]

Cry about it shine

[placid sail]

just be happy, turn that frown upside down man

[digital quartz]

For type 2 your blood sugar levels will rise and can lead to diabetic ketoacidosis meaning your body is producing too many ketones wich will alter your blood chemistry and can lead to death. High blood sugar levels in general are very bad for your long-term health. But since its type 2 you can if you carefully manage your diet and blood sugar levels maybe get away without having to take Insulin

[prime zenith]

Cry less do more

Jalla

[low atlas]

you'd get along with the middle east very well shefy

[placid sail]

taking brainfart's advice on mental well being is like listening flop's lecture on healthy self-esteem

[prime zenith]

Im around middle easterns

[low atlas]

you sound like the average middle eastern dad

so it shows

[frail scaffold]

I don't take their advice bro i just call em dumb when needed, aint that deep

[deep topaz]

I'm probably on the borderline for diabetes but when I check my sugar it's almost always low unless I just ate

[prime zenith]

Salam alaykum

Akhi

[low atlas]

alaykum

[frail scaffold]

Ambatakum

[prime zenith]

Ur so cool

🥀

[deep topaz]

I get real bad shakes and dizziness if my sugar gets low

[prime zenith]

@low atlas i forgot it was you

because of pfp

[digital quartz]

You could do a prediabetes checkup

if you are unsure

[low atlas]

hallo

[prime zenith]

alo

[deep topaz]

I need health insurance

[digital quartz]

😭 yeah that'd be a start

[deep topaz]

Can't afford a 2 billion dollar checkup

[frail scaffold]

Then die

[placid sail]

oh shit he's american and has health issues

mf dooooom

[low atlas]

are u in th US?

[placid sail]

you're dooooomed

[low atlas]

insulin shots are so expensive there man

[digital quartz]

well ... they WERE pricecapped

[frail scaffold]

Its crazy that insulin still costs money

[digital quartz]

not anymore though

[young tinsel]

Damn, one easily forgets the burdens of living in a third-world country.

[naive bison]

why wont u just produce it urself dumbass

[low atlas]

paying rent to wake up in the morning

[naive bison]

with ur pancreas

[frail scaffold]

Literally

[placid sail]

insulin should cost money, just not "I can't afford" money

[low atlas]

im lucky to be able to do that

[digital quartz]

tipping your landlord

[young tinsel]

Why the laugh, @stoic girder? It's not funny for those populations.

We should remember that not all countries are privileged enough to be blessed with civilisation.

[frail scaffold]

Born wrong now i have to pay another bald white retard money to live

[low atlas]

are you defending the US or what

[naive bison]

god bless

[young tinsel]

Oh, no. I'm just saying one shouldn't mock people from underdeveloped countries.

It's not their fault they were born there.

[digital quartz]

I think you are misunderstanding the smug sarcasm

[deep topaz]

Never

Haven't been to the doctors in 3 years

No insurance

[frail scaffold]

Doctors cost money

[prime zenith]

Luigi

[low atlas]

ive seen folk that will spew this without a hint of sarcasm in their voice

you really cant tell nowadays

[young tinsel]

How is it sarcasm? I've lived and worked there a few years ago, and the state of the infrastructure and the societal environment reminded me of other third-world countries.

[digital quartz]

you could maybe look into buying a blood glucose meter and screening yourself for a couple of weeks or something

[deep topaz]

I have a job but I don't get much cash to toss around

[young tinsel]

It was just sad to see, all these people suffering because they were born in the wrong place.

[deep topaz]

I have a glucose meter, it shows me as low unless I just ate

[naive bison]

please dont use slurs in chat

[frail scaffold]

You cant be serious rn

[young tinsel]

Like Cleveland. Urgh. Sad place all around.

[deep topaz]

My job has insurance but it's too expensive for what I can afford

[digital quartz]

hmm maybe screen yourself how you are supposed to for a prediabetic check and then just keep record and compare to the norms

[deep topaz]

It's really good insurance I just don't make enough

[young tinsel]

What was the name of the local social security system? GoFundMe or something like that?

[naive bison]

is this real

[digital quartz]

I guess thats your best bet if a Doctor visit is out of question

[edgy abyss]

@coarse bear

@narrow lotus

[naive bison]

kurt cobain would blow his brains out if his name was used to sell champagne

[edgy abyss]

yes

[naive bison]

i click on videos like this to skip to MGR/DMC

[deep topaz]

It's like $140 per paycheck, 280 per month. However, I work a job where I'm off for the summers so I pay more every paycheck to cover the lack of pay during the summers

For year round coverage

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/jetstream-sam-meme-memes-metal-gif-25378203

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[frail scaffold]

Where tf did you find retail that gave health insurance

[deep topaz]

This job mostly employs old and crippled people so it has like a $500 deductible

[young tinsel]

Le Hug.

[naive bison]

guys

new vegas

[young tinsel]

I wonder whether you could find a way to move to Canada to settle there. Would depend on your educational level, though.

[naive bison]

tied up powdergangers at a legion camp

i already killed every PG at the prison

what do i do with these ones tho

do i let em go

[solar breach]

This is kind of adorable ngl

[lapis zinc]

Kill

[deep topaz]

My boss said she's negotiating with the insurance company to get the rates lowered

It's mostly high cause we miss 6 pays through the year, so we make up for them a little on each check

Horsepat

[young tinsel]

So, no way you could move to Canada, I suppose?

[digital quartz]

I feel like now is not the time to buy merch Schleppa

[deep topaz]

I will never go to the Canadian hellhole

[young tinsel]

How is it a hellhole?

It's a developed country.

[deep topaz]

Govt fucks me enough already, they're not getting half my paycheck too

[young tinsel]

Le wat.

[digital quartz]

[frail scaffold]

Bro just saying shit

[naive bison]

false

justin trudeau in chat

[deep topaz]

Relatively yes

[young tinsel]

Well, it's definitely not a third-world country like the US.

[naive bison]

ok this man is not serious

the first second third world literally was invented to put the US as first world

[narrow lotus]

explode urself

[naive bison]

[frail scaffold]

Even xal broke character

[lapis zinc]

The avid face painter?

[young tinsel]

Back when the concept was created, sure.

[naive bison]

it relates to the alignment of countries along capitalist communist lines in the cold war

third is unalligned

i should say america ussr*

wait

politic

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1253843996694810655/1314430943460589649/caption.gif

[young tinsel]

How would a country without allies and without serious industry be first world? 😛

[prime zenith]

im eating this cat

[young tinsel]

Anyway, move to Canada, get proper coverage and jobs.

[arctic pawn]

eager to play this game

[arctic pawn]

fucked up

literally vomting in the bathroom after a meal

[frail scaffold]

Even implying this is actually the solution rn, it still needs moneys

[young tinsel]

Sure, but at least it would solve the problem for good rather than just until the next bill.

[digital quartz]

just walk and then just buy a house and then just become a citizen

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-yachty-censored-not-drake-tech-support-gif-8658410013845332703

[naive bison]

just stumbled onto a camp full of sleeping legionaries

[digital quartz]

you don't get it he needs his disposable income to buy Vtuber merch

[naive bison]

TIME TO TEST IF ROCKET LAUNCHERS CAN SNEAK CRIT

[frail scaffold]

Idr if explosives do

[young tinsel]

Ah, the old 'Chat, balance my budget' meme.

[deep topaz]

I don't buy merch I just saw that on my feed and thought "this looks dumb"

Millions will starve

My taters are flooded

[young tinsel]

Well, the AR-15 mag decoration can help. Rob a bank, get free healthcare.

[deep topaz]

Rob a hospital and force them to treat me

[young tinsel]

No, that would just solve the issue once. With my idea, you get free healthcare from 20 to life.

[deep topaz]

I can't imagine how shit the prisoner Healthcare system is

[young tinsel]

It's healthcare.

[deep topaz]

My onions are thriving

Also cat is too

[stoic girder]

Doesn't Canadas healthcare have the problem with wait times that stretch to 80 weeks?

[young tinsel]

Probably not. Public healthcare systems are working pretty well, considering the situation in the countries with it.

You'll surely find some anecdotes, like everywhere.

[stoic girder]

No i don't mean public healthcare generally i mean Canada specifically.

[young tinsel]

Dunno, haven't been in that country for 15 years.

[stoic girder]

Pretty sure the issue is population and its density.

[young tinsel]

Well, the US population sure is more dense than the Canadian one.

[stoic girder]

Like the patient to healtcare worker ratio.

[young tinsel]

Though, they def' pay fewer taxes in Canada than in the US for healthcare.

[narrow lotus]

@pale ingot i wake up and i struggle to find the will to exist bagamias pula

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-hank-hank-schrader-hank-realizes-realization-gif-780015897459211565

[young tinsel]

I don't get the comment

[naive bison]

good

[young tinsel]

Oooookay?

[stoic girder]

Is that the better call saul actress?

[naive bison]

because there's an uncomfortable amount of scenes where Kim Wexler's feet are bare and directly focused on by the camera

[naive bison]

yes

[young tinsel]

Ah, the Tarantino shots?

[naive bison]

not "casting myself to drink tequilla off a woman's toes" level but yeah kinda

[stoic girder]

Having a feet fetish is pretty tame if we go by hollywood standards.

[young tinsel]

Meh. Not on the level of your average Orangina ad in France, mesays.

[naive bison]

boone without his beret has chud physiognomy

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/who-the-fck-are-you-adam-smasher-gif-15186534046497106633

[stoic girder]

What you people don't know is that Smashers frame is constantly jerking him off.

[coarse bear]

p!repost

[foggy mantle]

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[primal rapids]

I mean considering the only organic thing left of him is his brain, that would mean he has a cyberdong that exists solely to be jacked off

[stoic girder]

Or the brain is getting zapped in a way that he is constantly in a state of euphoria.

[primal rapids]

When Smasher wants to actually smash, he gets his brain moved to a gemini body which looks like a buff, blonde Elvis

[stoic girder]

"Fuckable piece of meat"

[primal rapids]

He said that to Evelyn

Honestly the fact Smasher can string words together in a Dragoon frame is already miraculous enough

[primal rapids]

Those things usually have to have the users permanently sedated and near braindead to not immediately go cyberpsycho

[dusty lava]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1074802625297522718.gif?size=48&animated=true&name=A_socute

[naive bison]

which one of you freaks named this gun

[solar breach]

Recharger pistol my beloved

I forgot if that's a rifle or a pistol

I think its a pistol

[dusty lava]

I think the same person who came up with the names of the weapons in MWII and MWIII

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1348037157272682536.webp?size=48&name=emoji_6

[sleek zinc]

PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW GET DISINTEGRATED PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW GET DISINTEGRATED!

[naive bison]

can we permanently ban this user

[dusty lava]

Just look up the name PP-19 Bizon in MWIII and you'll understand

[upper gulch]

that's me

[sleek zinc]

Jokes aside the Hyperbreeder Alpha is a awesome sidearm.

[dusty lava]

o halero, chi to freddy fazber

[arctic pawn]

[dusty lava]

[young tinsel]

There is only one weapon in New Vegas, the AMR.

[young tinsel]

Change my mind.

The AMR is love, the AMR is life.

[arctic pawn]

lets make a bet

which is going to be the next remaster of bethesda

[young tinsel]

Starfield.

[arctic pawn]

lmao

special edition

[stoic girder]

Crazy how India is touted as this tech powerhouse but this is the first time i have heard of a game coming from India.

[arctic pawn]

anniversary edition

[young tinsel]

Who the hell touts India as a tech powerhouse?

[arctic pawn]

bingus edition

[sleek zinc]

IDK man direct Tesla Cannon hits activate some part of my monkey brain.

[young tinsel]

The firing sound of the AMR rocks way too much.

Plus, match and explosive rounds.

[stoic girder]

I don't know maybe not tech but computer know-how or what ever.

[dusty lava]

I imagine this dude sitting there smoking a joint of weed and just having a thought - I'm gonna call the pp-19 like “minibak”

[young tinsel]

They have good unis there, thouh most of their best graduates tend to emigrate IIRC.

[stoic girder]

I mean if you were smart would you really want to live in India?

[upper gulch]

no one would

[young tinsel]

Exactly.

Though, could be worse, there's always Pakistan.

All the issues of India. None of the advantages.

[upper gulch]

the good thing of countries like india is they usually have in demand tech jobs but india does not even have that

there's no reason to live in india if you do tech

[stoic girder]

Unless you are a scammer.

[young tinsel]

As long as they keep buying planes from us, I care little.

[upper gulch]

yes but that's more just manipulation not tech

no one wants to live in india

[magic tartan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7E9VFXtJFo

[young tinsel]

The country is unironically one of my biggest thorns in the side when playing Terra Invicta. Too big to control without paying a massive political capital better used elsewhere, too poor and unstable to be worth the effort, but still a massive headache when taken over by opposing factions, especially alien-friendly ones.

[stoic girder]

Too

[arctic pawn]

wtf

is that a game

too fucking real

[young tinsel]

It's an excellent game, pretty much XCOM from the side of the council.

Realistic First Contact scenario with grounded physics, and slow-burning alien invasion as they build up their forces in the Kuiper belt. No unified response on Earth, you control one out of 7 factions representing ideologies regarding the First Contact.

[young tinsel]

Starts as conspiracy management, becomes a 4X à la Paradox Interactive, ends as a hard scifi space combat strategy game, @arctic pawn

[arctic pawn]

god damn

[young tinsel]

Its approach of politics and military is astonishingly good despite being very streamlined.

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-nuke-missile-bomb-boom-gif-17452707

[young tinsel]

Nuclear strikes are a thing too. Mess a ton the global economy... and slightly reduce the effects of global warming for a while.

Oh, yes, global warming management is a thing because a campaign easily lasts decades in the game.

[upper gulch]

nuke india

end of problems for whole world

[young tinsel]

Amusingly, they nerfed Russian military forces several times during the Closed Beta because of real world performances.

[naive bison]

2011 called

they want their meme back

[heady crow]

Why

[heady crow]

Whyd they care about my meme

[naive bison]

bnuyy

[heady crow]

Me and who

[upper gulch]

it's me on the right

[upper gulch]

me and you

[young tinsel]

In some cases, you end up having to do it, but it's very very much NOT a happy situation. Nukes are clearly a massive impact weapon for the entire planet.

[heady crow]

Can i be on the right

[primal rapids]

You, me, gas station

[frail scaffold]

gas station sushi

[upper gulch]

i'm a bunny irl

[frail scaffold]

what are we gonna do

[heady crow]

Ill be the white bnuuy

[upper gulch]

who cares about the planet

[heady crow]

Dont go eat no gas station sushi

https://tenor.com/view/ever-buy-no-gas-station-dsds-gif-24102928

[eager igloo]

Elaborate game of pokemon

[young tinsel]

One of the factions does not, they intend to leave for another star system.

[upper gulch]

see

[primal rapids]

Fun fact, all the nuclear detonations that have been performed have subtly irradiated a huge amount of iron and steel on the planet making it unsuitable for a variety of precise detectors

[young tinsel]

goty 2022 for me, it's really good and shows realistically the strengths and weaknesses of real world countries.

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/clam-activity-meme-capybara-animal-gif-23303908

[fossil swan]

use india as toxic waste disposal, oh wait, the people there are themselves toxic waste.

[slender rock]

Gas station Crystal Meth

[young tinsel]

Yep, battleship preatomic steel is valuable.

[young tinsel]

Aaaaand we're back to unfunny jokes.

Congrats on your block.

[fossil swan]

thanks but like you genuinely could just dump nuclear waste there, so the enemy cant inhabit it

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/mandem-morrowind-uzi-patek-guar-gif-20129468

[primal rapids]

Guar are too pure for their world

[frail scaffold]

love me guar

https://tenor.com/view/guar-beyond-skyrim-skywind-gif-27228142

[primal rapids]

LIterally the innocent adorable cows of Morrowind

[frail scaffold]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/507526277918621697/1135208902514966619/mematicMeme.gif

[primal rapids]

How much pain does a Nintendo employee feel when I use an emulator to play a GBA game that was never re-released

[frail scaffold]

emotional trauma

[idle veldt]

They commit suicide

[frail scaffold]

everlasting

[idle veldt]

Only one though

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/stellarnushu-gif-10511910975370734967

[fast wasp]

why do I have to work, I could be playing stalker instead

[upper gulch]

because you need the work to pay for pc to play stalker

just replace your gooning at night with stalker

[fast wasp]

slave to the paycheck type shit

[upper gulch]

you are

i'm not

[fast wasp]

but I gotta maintain my competitive rankings

[upper gulch]

i'm above system i'm outside matrix

[upper gulch]

that's true that's facts

[fast wasp]

I’m a wage slave (all shall perish reference)

[fast wasp]

let me in

[fast wasp]

real af

[upper gulch]

i can't

you have to pay me 5 mill

[arctic pawn]

epic song

i need to fin the name

🔥

[upper gulch]

someone fin the name

just use shazam

[primal rapids]

Doctor schedules me for 12:30, I go to doctor’s office on appointment day, doctor’s office closed from 12 to 1 for lunch

[upper gulch]

based doctor

he's so tired of your shit

that he books you for lunch

[arctic pawn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rm7Adeg6R0

[rotund kindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1208148203673878568/1368984994000670740/funyfaces.mp4?ex=681a3621&is=6818e4a1&hm=0a3c39201c03a8c9e3036b9f9bbd069bc8b177c3d2ce59255c67989b5ea18518&

[stoic girder]

"Time to sue~"

https://tenor.com/view/hasbulla-gif-12654501364171447161

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/payday-boorgir-burgeer-borgir-burger-gif-22181088

https://tenor.com/view/longhairdontkia-gif-23035134

borgir vs pitsa

[upper gulch]

good job

[arctic pawn]

literally me frfr