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I had a old friend who turned out to be super homophobic, anyways when I finally cut contact he kept threatening me which I found hilarious cus I could literally throw the dork
original sin
mad?
Back to worshipping azura, mephala, and boethiah
I worship the realest homie I know, Pelinal Whitestrake.
That's funny cause it was like that for me and a friend except I was the stronger one and homophobic 
AKA the time-traveling gae cyborg from the future who rightfully decided all the elves needed to die
How can you be afraid of homes?
I prefer shacks
Tropico player
I know your games funny man

idk I donβt get it
siiiiick
Brother probably folds when the microwave beeps too loud
He got raspberry
i love raspberry
he gonna get you
Only one man dares give me raspberry. LONE STAR
I got raspberry drink
this is so unfair
how dare you have something I donβt
this is epic
Steal it
yeah i get folded enough times to reach the sun
i be breaking the laws of physics
Got your own gravitational pull?
where do I steal raspberry drink
actually i ate a jar of antimatter now i have negative gravitational pull
All rights of this soundtrack belongs to the developers of Synthetik 2
The game is now out in Early Access on Steam!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1471410/SYNTHETIK_2/
Playlist : https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL4Hst2UHnTVv0f0hYttQHrwlLdk7laBwJ
I'm gonna take 50 Adderal
i played the first one not the 2nd
none, i'm stealth archer build, i can hit them from here
Wear your phone
All rights of this soundtrack belongs to the developers of Synthetik 2
The game is now out in Early Access on Steam!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1471410/SYNTHETIK_2/ Playlist : https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL4Hst2UHnTVv0f0hYttQHrwlLdk7laBwJ
dark synth gotta be one of my top genres fr
Armenian
trying to stir shit up, are we?
they are in a trunk of a golf cart
so yes
russian
im going to bed
gn grandpa
i hope bedbug
:(

left, clearly
π«΅

took real psychic damage seeing this
i remember someone hacking my college facebook page and turned it into a kitchen shop advertisement
i haha'd the picture and one of the teachers asked me to remove the haha and report the page

@grizzled meadow
None of y'all are beating anything in allegations, asides your meat
shut up you depressed sausage

Nuh uh
Appreciation of the local wildlife 
It better be
definetly the lizard
so true
i mean would you rather the cat
in a perfect world it'd be neither but fuck it
it gets cold in skyrim you know
idk elder scrolls just does argonians better than the cats
id rather have the lizard man all im saying
better choice
however above that
a human
Aye, Lizards all the way!
Those cats are way too hairy
Argonians can breathe underwater. A useful skill since there absolutely isnβt a potion, scroll, enchantment, or spell for that.
corny
Why are you guys talking about sleeping with farm equipment 
ofc out of all the gifs i sent you saved this one
Lust
lust for CATs
i only fuck redguards nords and argonians
stick yo dick in between the treads and the other spinny bits 
What about Imperials or Bretons?
fuck em up
real recognize real
Would you fuck a Dwemer if they didnβt delete themselves from existence and werenβt Yagram?
i don't know how they look like
Elves but with beards
Elves but with babylonian mural-ass beards
they get the axe
Orcs are also elves tho
orcs are not elves
but I guess they also get the axe
bigot
They get send straight into the Dungeon!
THEY LITERALLY ARE MER
not anymore
Would you like to buy Dwarven scrap metal of dubious purity?
elf propaganda
Their actual name is Orsimer
I sent my farm equipment to buy metal but the metal is of poor quality 
They are absolutely elves
mer with a hard r
elves should be put down like dogs
Doesn't matter, they off'ed themselves like total morons....
gnome hate is fabricated by elves
No, thatβs dwemer.
Orsimer are orcs
Oh, for real?
Damn
wake up π₯ β οΈ its da first of da month
sbeve (devil cry) π
getting so tired of my fucking email not notifying me when i got access to a beta test
Altmer, high elves. Dunmer, dark elves. Bosmer, wood elves. Orsimer, orcs. Dwemer, dwarves. Falmer, snow elves but not really because theyβre blind mutant creatures now,
thats 2 games i missed now fuuuck
cuckold beta tester
what you tryinna get access to
kys
nuh uh
well im waiting for arc now but there was a game or two i wanted to check out
one of them was la quirema (same ppl that worked on metro)
i only play demos
fuck those "limited time beta tests" they are manifactured to build hype
well the whole fucking thing for me was to see if it was interesting or worth it
no idea what either of those beta games are
also when did tarkov get added into the epic store
what
arc is a new extraction shooter same devs that made the finals
@river zealot alo wanna go checkpoint

killl yourseeelfff
no

vomit
based
outlaws
Bowine
I have water, not sure if you guys know what that is
π ±οΈ ater
p!piss
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what is the song from this
you lacked they hustled
you snoze you lose
what the fuck happened
i couldn't type for like 2 munutes
I've seen all these and I gained smartest
somewhere someone uploaded a large amount of furry porn that lagged the discord servers for 2 minutes
was it you
in the furry mod channel
Probbaly Lady Gaga - Government Hooker but some kind of slowed/reverb version
I did it and i have many regrets
valid
Xavier Renegade Angel is like the only true comedy
The Millenium Flamingo
I wish I could go back 4 seconds before i saw that
weak
What the fuck was the plan there?? 
you mean the girl or the pervert
The girl
you can use high tension bands to ease up doing pull ups by removing part of the weight by them
also occasionally they slip from your heels and smack youe genitals like you owe it money
That Sounds like a very stupid move to begin with...
There are surely other methods to make it easier... That doesn't slap you into Oblivion
downsides?
less balls and vagina slapping way is to slowly pump all the engaged muscles separately but some prefer it that way
I mean
don't you wanna spice up the quiet boring workout with a little game of risk? 
No
you're no fun mister robot
I would rather workout, without the risk of losing my balls 
improves coordination too!

@placid sail
it's safe as long as you do it properly
what
You're not losing them
You're hardening them
you put the band under your knees rather than under a foot
You rip your musles so they can get bigger
same with balls
Now that just sounds like bait to people, who are over confident into their own abilities 
it's not hard
Judging by the video, it seem to be hard for some people
the guy who immediately sniffed it was your first clue to the fact that it was staged
but yes, there is a nonzero number of people who fuck it up
True
hiii cutie :3
Mf is skinnier than the BUGMEN
(im about to go back and do it again)
the face is hidden for a reason
Oh mah god
it is kinda hard to fuck up though
It's a bug man skin bandit
the tension holds the band tight in place, unless it's on the edge of your foot
but that's on you then
bro got 99 stealth
walk into gym
no thoughts
head empty
BEEP
Beep is the strongest!
ayo fuck beep
There will be changes!
busy has returned to his downfall arc
I see xalrider's return has damaged his morale
"returned"?
What even is that? A carpet?
And you think, Garfield merch is weird 
there's this rule of the internet
"we did alright for a couple of goofballs"
the more naive innocent and seemingly nice something is, the more the internet is gonna corrupt it
oh man I remembered that scooby doo clip
Hmm... I'm thinking of something that hasn't been corrupted and is also innocent... But nothing comes to mind
one directly leads to another
the velma one ?
because the human mind immediately goes to "but what if" and internet is full of clownies who lose to intrusive thoughts
he's just a little guy
what clip bz
We are doing fine
Are we?
HBOs Velma meets the original 1969 Scooby Doo Velma. How does this animation go? IDK Keep watching to find out. Maybe Norville meets Shaggy. Maybe they meet the original Scooby Doo Mystery Gang.
Sound Design and Music by Artem Semenov
https://www.instagram.com/echosoundpost/
Background Art by Via Vinki
https://www.instagram.com/via.vinki/
Ori...
oh yeah this one
YouTube almost even found it on first try, wow YouTube, you're almost like your old useful self
this one was actually good before that cringe ass "analogue horror" shit started
Yeah cus itβs true lawls x3
it took bro an hour to come up with that
Duh
Silly goober
Iβm at work silly guy
Canβt be on my phone all the time
Omg my internet is so bad rn 
Work internet sucks ass
Wagie
they briefly enslaved me, carried me off like 50 meters from my home, promptly forgot about me, allowed me to unlock my shackles and leave
nothing ever happens
man i need to get off my ass and finish mgs2 and get around to the rest of the series
havent even finished the tanker section yet
Mgs2 is the only one i havent finished because of that bomb section
Thatβs like the beginning of the game
"what are you employed?"
Yes. 
I am
sadly
why can't I just play video games all day
Though lately i've just been playing MG2 Solid Snake
i love stealing from the hive
you didnt steal any off-brand robo limbs?
they offer no use to me
first i have no missing limbs 2nd im not using prosthetics this run
ah but the fish you can eat 
yoinks your limbs the normal way
skimmers have taken off more of my limbs than anything else in kenshi
EVERYTHING in kenshi does
they also do a lot of sharp damage though
in different ratios tho 
that doesnt matter, any amount of sharp damage can chop your limb off
ah wait but they come from the sides so it takes your limb off too yeah
Why fish and not food cubes
they didnt have any in the hiver village
ham isnt in a US prison (yet)
He hates fish, that's why
thanks for reminding me that fishing was not part of vanilla kenshi 
damn i guess it isnt
and i probably dont have it modded in
the hivers just have a technique
no idea how they get anything in those acid waters of theirs
Fishing mod yippee
Make a fishing village
Oh shit it's too close to cannibal plains
Get raided constantly
the short king cannibals?
theyre not too bad if you're half decent at defense iirc
urrggrrgh
Speaking of Kenshi, when does Kenshi 2 finally come out?
That shit is in development like forever... So many years of autistic development
bonedogs
dont tell bro about how long it took to make kenshi 1
10 years?
he slept on my body and waited until i woke up
my ko point is -36, lets see if i stay alive
nah
You're boned
fuuuckkk it quicksaved on this point lmao
look at what my predicament looks like without entities loaded
blood telling a fucking story
what's really funny about that
Here comes the yap
π€
GET DOWN
is that the british have a wide range of accents
and they segregate themselves based upon it
They got it from the portuguese who ultimately got it from China 
yapping levels off the charts today
I"m saying it's legitimately funny that some people hate the british accent, and I"m like "yeah so do they
"
The funny part is that they will practically consider someone a peasant based on their accent 
Right?
which accent 
Not segregate. But it is a prominent cultural thing where they can tell where a person is from based on how they talk. Also carries stereotypes
right, segregate is the wrong word
hold predjudice, would be better I think
I mean it is similar to here in the US
What do you mean? I genuinely love the accent.
It sounds funny, but also very aristocratic and just overall pleasant to me.
Especially if they swear, that shit has me rolling
shut the fuck up
you saying "the british accent" reminded me of the fact that there are many and they all bicker amongst themselves over that minor fact
I agree with you, I like the accent too
You reminded me of a fact I think is funny, that's all
I poke fun but the US does the same shit
southern drawl is considered unintelligent, etc
hi flop
woah this guy's an englandaboo
Oh, I enjoy many accents from languages I understand. I also enjoy it, if those people have beef with each other, over their accents 
"Why would you say it like that?! That sound fucking stupid!"
"Oh yeah? You call X a Y! How does that make any sense"
"Fuck you!"
"No, Fuck you!" 
No way I'm going there, I heard the stories
I won't set a foot on that Island, if I didn't have to.
I probably get stabbed, the second my feet touches the British ground
And Police arresting me, because someone felt threatend by my online presens 
I would probably spend a few hours there
like the countryside
fuck the city
If I go there it's because I went to france
hell
I'm more likely to visit the superior country, ireland
im doing whats essentially an ironman run
i can only craft my gear
cant steal it or whatever
Then you need the biggest gear ever
isn't that a thing in most countries tho?
The only two I know it's from is the US and britain but, yeah probably
bit of outdoors smithing
I once went to Berlin, talked to a guy in a tech store...
And I just asked for a cable... Didn't use any fancy words or whatever.
And he could immedeatly guess that I was from Northern Germany
yeah that's the entire thing, even where i'm at i hear them say "you" in a funny way and i'm like "you're bitchass is from the centre of X huh"
just the accent/pronunciation/some style gives a hint
Aye, exacly that
even from the village next door
yes

always
santa is getting ready for december 25th
The cut is gonna be crazzzzyyy
bros gonna burst
Hes not featherless
life is nothing but pain for a sigma like me
But he is a dickhead
hocus pocus joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
I'm an epsilon male, what you think about that huh?
clearly this guy's been stuck in beta for his whole life
Needs to be put on a grill
he has, it's so sad
i'm talking about you dumbass
i henceforth declare the user breezy8008135 to be a beta male
Silence males! A piece of ham is talking!
corny fucker
bro doesn't know his own language π
I do not fuck corns
ham moment
Cartoon and anime shows clips
this baby singing is so realistic
omg
im becoming the grandma who believes in AI
this is what i mean
kill yourself
hahaha come and kill me
aye aye
where do you even unearth this stuff
"i wonder what would happen if i fought these guys"
π Corny / 'kΙrni
-# aka. platitudinal, platitudinous, bromidic
- Dull and tiresome but with pretensions of significance or originality
cringe
lets pull up the urban dictionary def
Nope, still don't get it
they disabled it\
corny is something old, out of fashion, that usually you expect that coming from grandpas
that comes up cringe
corny is what cringe was before cringe
this post was literally that
Continuing the theme of shirtless fat men
But there seems to be a word for everything nowdays... Is there a word for that as well?
The urge to give everything a name? 
I guess thats called language
yeah
basically
why is this bad
in portuguese we have a corny word to explain the feeling of missiong someone, that is not quite a verb
saudade
english doesnt have something similar that they use often
Don't know, I wouldn't come up with terms like "corny" to describe something this stupid
yeah idk
But I'm not a linguist, so what the hell do I know
the word has existed for centuries bro
yeah bro cringe people to death and be yourself, dont listen to the haters
My friend has the weirdest obsession with degloving
Mostly hands
And would call us
At like
interesting
1 am
Would you rather fairly normal but still weird choice or deglovw body part
Like brother I'm trying to sleep
reminds me of danny glover
yeah
Execution day
bro is very colored
Person of colour...

Marching snare warmup
Hes a goddamn mango....
indeed
Doable
what the fuck is xi jinping doing dude
yep

go ahead and tell us what is it then blurry
oh no bro...
wouldnt you like to know weather boy
I don't wanna even
man and i thought my other server was disgusting
Siri, show me this guy's balls.
im overreacting, someone just posted alot of nikocado asshole on different angles
this place is still better
What the fuck
there's worse than that
indeed
your server does not reach peak degeneracy
there is poo poo and pee pee
there's worse than that
a specific channel for disgusting memes
you could get into goatse territory
oh nonot that shit
pet worm is day to day
Prolapsed
Jr proctologist classes
lmao
brother you are talking about a server noone else in this server is in
Yet
you smell
meme mansion?
ππ€
man that place is very active
we tolerate everything according to usa 1st ammendment
i think its the 'st
probably the best penis music ive herd
i dont know either
Perhaps a war cry
lmao
he's just really enjoying his cig
indeed
Also possible
he's a brazilian philosopher and populat personality
what's his name
probably was explaining something in a very exaggerated way
I thought as much
olavo e carvalho
Olavo de carvalho
Awesome name ngl
he's a right winged coservative thinker from our country
"astrologer and far right conspiracy theorist" lmao
Even better 
well he died so rip
indeed
at the end he was used like a condom by people who he "supported" and said shit about bolsonaro
at least he was very lucid at the end
on how shit this dude is
Yep
tru
Seems like he did go out with a bang
indeed
did bolsonaro end up going to prison? i don't remember
well
soon he is going to
but he's trying to delay it
by going to the hospital
and having a medical issue
the good ol excuse
he did it other times
to avoid shit
a fucking coward
"Ahhh... I'm too weak for prison... I need a Hospital!"
what a coincidence, medical issues right in the week when he got sued
there will still have a court but he will probably get fucked
gn
yeah imagine finding out youre going to jail
because of your political crimes
he is probably sick
but i think he got very stressed because of that and started to have intestinal issues
he got stabbed in the belly
when he won the elections
oh yeah, the worst stabbing ever
yeah bro had one job
lmao
and only made him more famous
the dude who stabbed him basically elected his ass
he used that just like trump used the shooter
How much force do I have to spin my dick with to make a black hole
Letβs say theoretically it can withstand such force
man i wish i knew
yeah, please
think about your mother, would you kill your mother with your penis over a theory?
she's among us too
Well then I shall never do it
thank god
You saved the world today
The world will remember you as the man who protected the earth from a guy who was going to destroy it by doing helicopters with his dick until a black hole appears

bro is brainwashed
imagine taking preventative measures
cringe!
true chads swim in sewage to get natural immunity
did they give you the default windows boot up sound when waking up too?
reminds me of a certain someone
You wouldnβt survive in sewage
All the holes in your body to the jabs would kill you
joe mama
yeha lets dive in a septic tank
for covid?
Adding a gormillion to your bank account
I was promised that
Also adding lame excuses for killing Palestinian children (which you will get away with)
Mods are farb
hi cutie
sorry i cant hear you
hop on arc raiders pookie
What game is that?
Ah
i actually enjoyed division
Flu
its a great game
Lol reading this with no context
pls vance spare me show mercy
U just know he and his wife race play in bed
You telling me if you had an Asian wife you wouldnt have her dress up as a geisha?
She's indian
I bet they roleplay the Indian uprising of 1856
I would
and then dress her up as anime girls
Goes schizo saying hes anti gov because he thinks the government is trying to replace white people
Shoots up a random ass walmart
Profit????
wasn't a random walmart
damn
i think someone reported me for hacking on cs2
but im not using shit
im just stabbing people on dm, no guns
he was targeting hispanic peeps
el paso yea
still looks chud
eh
xrazy how one of the biggest meme faces is of a mass shooter wtf
yea
well its not like the meme face is considered in a positive light
I love when kitties use stuff like humans
cats are smarter than u think
Any jack made of you is kinda of an honor
I did not have "kanye west creates a nazi brigade" on my bingo card, holy shit.
holy shit he's becoming a klan grand wizard
i bet 95% of them are black
"no fat people and must be comfortable wearing swastikas" 
wolf in a herd of sheep.
how about we kill you with hammers
The wife's true form
so.. catgirl
No girlcat
makes sense
i would be a martyr for the wolf.
kill yourself
this item isnt obtainable through normal means or tradeable
how the fuck did i get this
the fearsome vvolf
i would rather you to do it so you're the last thing i see
that'd be good but no i think its better if you died alone
my God.,...
hes a lil hungry
i do not respect most disco elysium players because they are filthy commies
Imagine failing and your teacher announces it like this
its a schizo game, ill take whatever i can get
it hits in your 40s when you finally have something to live for
Grow tits while your heart explodes
inb4 inflation gif
goths have cornered the market on fishnets but, they're kind enough to share with the transes
So he's just making dogs

you mean alt egirls
them too
Kanye PMC is gonna go crazy
when i was a pc repair tech i played children of the omnissiah so goddamn often
Chud became Napoleon dynamite
i'd probably do the same
I got fired before I could develop proper rituals
but it woudlve happened eventually
Lets just agree if you are wearing fishnets you are too broke to afford actual pants

pretty sure fishnets are just fetish gear
that take is so retarded im not sure if its bait or just you
wrong
wow i didnt know you were broke Xal
breezy white knighting again 
you call it what you want
is he ever not gonna
I call it being right
but yeah I mean, sure, fishnets are designed to be sexy
sure
yeah that's obvious
I mean, this could also mean takeout food no?
but "fetish gear" seems a bit extreme of a descriptor
Doordash massive
They're the bums with so many holes in their pants its mostly holes than pants
People aren't planning on having families, so what is there to save for?

thats
not what fishnets are
i mean lack of english comprehension exists
i thought you were less bigoted than this breezy
absolute chud here
This was made by Seth MacFarlane
uh huh
Fishnets don't serve any other purpose other than sexual gratification. What other word would you use?
Yes they are
my poor autistic chud boy
xal, post a picture of a fishnet
He's so small and pathetic β€οΈ
No
I mean the same can be said if you talk about a lot of other kinds of outfits and pieces of clothing people can wear
You do it
if you go by that definition then really anything that is made to be worn to scream "look at me, I am beautiful" qualifies
now the bait is ruined man, you should have posted a picture of like the most basic ripped jeans that have only one hole in them or something and act like they're full of holes
just saying no is a bitch move
Most clothes have a purpose like covering or keeping warm.
bait ruined
When I think fetish gear I think leather and latex
not, fishnets
now sure, you can wear fishnets as a part of any outfit, including fetish gear
but I wouldn't say they're guilty by association
learn from your mistakes young man
bait better next time
im going to sleep
we aren't talking about most clothes
we're talking about clothing designed for the purpose of going out on the town
Make love not ragebait
looking for love or whatever
No thats what got me banned
You argued that "look at me, I am beautiful" clothes qualified.
Guys I just wanna say
well you argued that, that is what i meant
so now you resort to half assing it? 20 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy
Mom dad please stop
Rude
You're supposed to take me to school
but it's true
I think that fishnets are "look at me" clothing accessories
you think they're fetish gear meaning "look at me" clothing is fetish gear, by that logic
well
why are you strawmanning me
this is the usual breezy shit boss
Get a load of this guy
I'm just saying that I don't think they're fetish gear, I think fetish gear is far more specific than just an accessory
Anyways gotta get ready for work
gn retards
I agree!
hoods and full body suits and leather and latex
Have fun my unemployed friends
Why is this all stemming from a meme

KILLL YOURSEEEEELFFF
Have fun suffering my friend
retards can't help themselves

about fishnets? yeah because he called fishnets fetish gear
and I said they aren't
because they aren't
Overthinking to get an online argument dunk to post on reddit
then what are they
I feel attacked.
Reported to moderators self harm isn't funny smh
they are clothing accessories
just wear a normal glove then
is an official emote
or pants or whatever
where's the fun in that
then it's not really normal is it

Busys sleep schedule is a crescendo event for a maximum yap sesh
Earrings are clothing accessories, but they dont produce the kneejerk reaction of sexy times.
I wear jeans to keep my ass looking mean
I will grant you the fact that fishnets are designed to be sexy
Whenever he wakes up its like shooting a car with an alarm in left4dead
i wear sweatpants
jeans are a scam
Preach
jeans are a scam
Just define fetish gear
yes my good fellow i will pay a premium to feel uncomfortable
And then see if fishnets fits





