🎪bruh-fart

[mossy void]

holy shit

move on

post memes

[narrow lotus]

🧢

[stoic girder]

there it is

[wraith osprey]

🧢

[river zealot]

Ive moved on, you havent

[visual stirrup]

So you can make bad arguments about a new topic?

[mossy void]

🖕

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/grand-theft-auto-trevor-phillips-ah-good-lord-good-lord-good-grief-gif-22284707

[mossy void]

post funny

[wraith osprey]

so you can yap about it?

[vale sand]

i'd honestly shove a whole ass shotgun barrel in my mouth to make sure I am not going out of there alive if that were the case

[narrow lotus]

we dont have to , we just wait until you speak again Breezy

[prime zenith]

iedy cant post funny only tits

[fading portal]

You know no one is forcing you to be here

[narrow lotus]

god bless america

invented porn and tits

[prime zenith]

god bless your soul

[narrow lotus]

hoorah

[river zealot]

I agree that xalrider was a dick, but damn he was funny

[upper gulch]

🙏

[river zealot]

Funniest user in brainfart

[mossy void]

I was this close to real reacting that

[deep topaz]

Had a cigar. Tasted like a couch. The sugar on the end tastes good though

[river zealot]

Made me laugh out loud multiple times

[narrow lotus]

Xalrider would have gotten banned during this discussion probably

lets be real

[pale ingot]

yeah but it wouldve been pretty funny

[vale sand]

well

[narrow lotus]

true i mean he would have died a death

[storm stream]

HAM

[idle veldt]

Yeah that’s all bad, and yet I’m happy that people have that choice to buy trucks. We should regulate trucks to be safer

[vale sand]

shall we find out if that were actually the case?

[pale ingot]

wharrarido

[narrow lotus]

are u lost

[mossy void]

That would be funny

[storm stream]

That's just ham

[prime zenith]

🌬️

[mossy void]

https://tenor.com/view/ham-gammon-gif-11837022

[pale ingot]

and?

[worldly gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1296808555566993539/1365790653421715486/RDT_20250426_174234.mp4?ex=6813dd2a&is=68128baa&hm=f5671fcc7062bf79ebee0a5182365426794bddb442c04f29c57cb427aa168f8b&

[lusty sonnet]

brother just discovered the link between your pfp and your name, bro is a bit slow

[pale ingot]

ive never changed my profile picture or name since i joined this server
and for like years before joining this server but thats irrelevant

[river zealot]

Last time ive seen you, you have been saying that im madi 2.0

[pale ingot]

and bro just noticed

[river zealot]

And now you return, and say it again

Some things never change

[lusty sonnet]

AM I WRONG??

[river zealot]

Yes, fuck you

[lusty sonnet]

actually disowned is madi 2.0

[river zealot]

Just look at makrent

[visual stirrup]

and if you try to do that, you'll hear a dozen stupid arguments defending the behavior

which I view as roughly as coherent as yours regarding women and their choice of clothing

[vale sand]

check the gc

[lusty sonnet]

p!who

[foggy mantle]

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[storm stream]

I noticed a long time ago, but after reading the stupid yap on this channel, I just really appreciate the sincerity. It's just ham

[shell venture]

the piss role pipeline

[deep topaz]

I think women should be covered in boils and sores just like all of nurgle's children, yet the imperium calls me insane

[idle veldt]

Well no, you have dogshit reasons to restrict women’s clothing

[mossy void]

It’s funny you mention that because the government did put in regulations but was stupid about it
Something about a tax on high emissions, but the standards were lower for trucks, so car companies made more trucks and SUVs, therefore flooding the market with both

[idle veldt]

And we both have good reasons to regulate trucks

[mossy void]

Oh for sure

It just has to be done right

[idle veldt]

But mic has BAD reasons to regulate women’s attire

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/venom-meme-venom-disrespect-youre-treading-a-thin-line-i-dont-appreciate-the-disrespect-gif-25689785

[lusty sonnet]

or crash and burn like s5 and aldo

[pale ingot]

fair enough

[shell venture]

those were mods
but yea

[lusty sonnet]

madi was a mod as well

[visual stirrup]

I don't need the government to restrict women's clothing so much

my argument is

WHEN YOU WEAR DUMB CLOTHES DESIGNED TO ATTRACT ATTENTION
YOU GONNA GET IT

both problems are rooted in vanity

[pale ingot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/925855860557746267/1041152120566583346/redditsave.com_yvo285ajxxe91.gif

[idle veldt]

You shouldn’t stare at women in the gym

[stoic girder]

Mf women dont consider men outside the top 1 % of men people

[idle veldt]

It makes the uncomfortable

It’s a social faux pas

[mossy void]

Staring at women in the gym is cringe bro idk why that’s so hard for you to get

[idle veldt]

Don’t do it 👍

[visual stirrup]

see comment about clothing designed to attract attention

[lusty sonnet]

just stare at women everywhere

[visual stirrup]

You said you were done?

didn't learn your lesson after everyone clowned on you?

[mossy void]

You fuckers are STILL talking about this?

[river zealot]

Im over it bro

[prime zenith]

you can look but dont stare weirdo

[river zealot]

Nah nah nah nah

He didnt just

[idle veldt]

I think it’s good that women can wear attractive clothing!

[mossy void]

I did

[idle veldt]

It’s nice!

[mossy void]

Just

[wraith osprey]

again
you are trying to argue attraction towards the female body
to a bunch of homosexuals

Sisyphus, put the fucking bolder donw

[mossy void]

Like fuckin hell take it to DMs

[idle veldt]

It’s nice when I see a hot lady wearing attractive clothing

[river zealot]

argues about it
You guys are still not over it

[lapis zinc]

Your telling me I can't say that only other people are weird when I go to the gas station wearing a banana hammock that g strings my ass perfectly

[idle veldt]

Just don’t stare

[river zealot]

[pale ingot]

[mossy void]

Incorrect
I made an offhanded comment and followed it up with “but seriously shut up about it”

[river zealot]

Im over it bro

[mossy void]

🖕

[river zealot]

[pale ingot]

this guy is a bum

[river zealot]

[stoic girder]

Im over women, bros

[visual stirrup]

Which they do to their own fucking detriment.

Pockets
Heels
Exposing Clothes

it's okay to call out men for bullshit behaviors that correlate to their sex
but nobody has figured out that women have their own

[prime zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/anakin-star-wars-revenge-of-the-sith-morgan-freeman-true-gif-3684085210592241841

[broken topaz]

@ancient barn I thought bro was naked except for thigh highs for a second

[ancient barn]

lol

[broken topaz]

its just skin coloured fucking pants

lol

[ancient barn]

now get to veteran

kek

[broken topaz]

first try

watch me

im locked in now

[idle veldt]

So you blame the women for wearing the attractive/comfortable clothing, and not the guy that stares at them?

[river zealot]

Wear whatever the fuck you want, but when you wear something that will obviously attract attention, don't cry when it does

[broken topaz]

I got my mojo back

[ancient barn]

but also mace and not axe smh

[idle veldt]

See why I called this a dogshit reason

[ancient barn]

gotta cleave people in half

[broken topaz]

im not using that loadout

[storm stream]

I mean women moslty naturally love attention. I think the real problem was that they choose to do things that get attention, and then complain about it and insult peolpe as creeps and so on

[broken topaz]

that was just the first random one

[visual stirrup]

@idle veldt
fastest hand in the west

[dreamy flax]

asnuadwytfva (asnuadwytfva) has been unbanned for reason: As Jesus returns from the grave , so does the Polish Meme Maker ( please stop breaking the rules in spectacular fashion )

[broken topaz]

im going longsword

[dreamy flax]

xalrider (xalrider) has been unbanned for reason: One last chance

[prime zenith]

[pale ingot]

[narrow lotus]

As Trump would say , we made a deal

[vale sand]

We got to an agreement boys

[mossy void]

Hasn’t he gotten like 30 fuckin chances?

[river zealot]

Holy

Fucking

[wraith osprey]

HOLY

[river zealot]

Shit

[wraith osprey]

peak

[stoic girder]

its who they get the attention from

[river zealot]

I love the moderation team

[idle veldt]

They insult the creeps that stare

[wraith osprey]

the predator returns

[undone wave]

Nah not cockrider

[river zealot]

What was the other side of the deal

[idle veldt]

And the guys that hit on them at the gym

[wraith osprey]

breezy in shambles

[idle veldt]

Which they probably shouldn’t do right?

[undone wave]

Falco is pulling some strings

[lapis zinc]

Imagine getting eyed up by Chris Chan

[tidal trellis]

oh no

[stoic girder]

Doesnt he have a finnish girlfriend, whats your excuse?

[wraith osprey]

bro has a child

[cunning lance]

i predict..... both getting banned within the week

[visual stirrup]

You see those pics of shit like "woman trades high heels with boyfriend mid date" right?

the correct response is to point an laugh

the same with the other example of the woman who borrowed a shirt from a stranger to cover her butt during squats

point and laugh

[storm stream]

How long would be a stare, then huh?

[narrow lotus]

Pipnik

[mossy void]

Who?

[cunning lance]

Xal and Pipnik

[pale ingot]

hi twink

[visual stirrup]

and I'm not letting you off the hook for claiming my arguments would be the same if women wore normal fucking shorts

[narrow lotus]

with the condition that both of them stop breaking the rules in spectacular fashion ( probably xal will be banned tommorow )

[river zealot]

Blood really wanted pipnik to be alive?

[mossy void]

Who the hell is pipnik?

[lusty sonnet]

unban delight as well

[narrow lotus]

Yes

[solar breach]

the king will return

[visual stirrup]

Whatever

[river zealot]

I dont remember xal getting that many mutes tbh

[visual stirrup]

off to the gym

[pale ingot]

[lapis zinc]

Nice try buddy Finland isn't real it was destroyed in the finno-korean hyperborean war

[wraith osprey]

make sure to stare at some women

[storm stream]

I mean if the girl is reallyy putting it out there, up to like 1 sec should be free

[narrow lotus]

well u remember wrong xD i think he had two 7 days in a row

[idle veldt]

Actually I don’t see “those pics”

[mossy void]

Well a glance isn’t a problem is the thing

It’s when you fuckin stare lmao

[idle veldt]

It’s up the woman, if she feels uncomfortable, then she does

[wraith osprey]

ARE YOU A WOMAN?

😳

a fat one maybe?

[stoic girder]

The trick is to stare with your peripheral vision

[mossy void]

!delight

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[river zealot]

xD? Who the fuck are you, CIA? NSA? Military? The FBR?

[idle veldt]

You just shouldn’t make women uncomfortable?

[pale ingot]

but be like nonchalant about it

[river zealot]

Who the fuck are you and what did you do to iedy

[lapis zinc]

Me when I unlock the reflective sun glasses cheat code

[idle veldt]

I don’t get it

[stoic girder]

scanning the horizon

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/hyperborea-car-hyperboria-hyperborea-hyperboria-cat-cat-gif-16758155947211811167

last fin leaving

to protect his wife and kids

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/waltergotme-gif-18867690

aight and now imma go to sleep

hopefully they rejoin in the morning i sent xal invite

[broken topaz]

@ancient barn i died

[storm stream]

How do you know if she really was uncomfortable or if it's just some kinda lashing out at men after a bad relationship?

[river zealot]

Gonna be like with alice

[narrow lotus]

condoleances

[upper gulch]

it is only midnight

[river zealot]

I wake up and see xal getting executed

[ancient barn]

[tidal trellis]

go away ham!!!

[high wing]

https://x.com/BasedRPG/status/1917518702272041120?t=i5c6JkI2DmtMT85zYNnSfg&s=19

RPG Enjoyer 🐉 (@BasedRPG) on X

My husband taught alchemy at the Arcane University until he caught Rockjoint and had to start brewing skooma to pay for the healer… and now I’m in prison.

X · Apr 30, 2025, 9:57 AM

[idle veldt]

I don’t know, why are you asking me

What an odd question

[mossy void]

Weird ass question

[broken topaz]

kek

[mossy void]

As if they are mutually exclusive or the only two possibilities

[solar breach]

taught at the arcane unisversity
couldnt afford to pay for rockjoint treatment
this makes no sense

[idle veldt]

Yeah “what if”

Ok???

[deep topaz]

college loans

[primal rapids]

What kind of alchemist doesn’t know how to make a simple cure disease potion

[mossy void]

Yeah what if indeed

What if she’s actually an agent of the CIA

what then huh????

[deep topaz]

not everyone has access to garlic and vampire dust

[heady crow]

Hey cori

[primal rapids]

Mudcrab chitin and hawk feathers you swine

[broken topaz]

NO WAY I JUST BEAT SCYTHE MAN WITH FISTS HAHAHAHA @ancient barn

PUSHED HIM OVER

[mossy void]

Based

[broken topaz]

AND GAVE HIM THE OMNI MAN

[heady crow]

Donowalled :(

[broken topaz]

Hai

bye

[tidal trellis]

something something where is omni man

[broken topaz]

im going to bed now

[heady crow]

Okiii

Sleep well bestiee

[broken topaz]

have fun at work breastie

[heady crow]

Im trying, thankfully tomorrow is the workers holidsy

[thick wadi]

xal unbanned

[heady crow]

Fake

Misinformation

[high wing]

https://x.com/BasedRPG/status/1917519946135003153?t=JNdXMuVmUswZh7ffqlz8UA&s=19

RPG Enjoyer 🐉 (@BasedRPG) on X

X · Apr 30, 2025, 10:02 AM

[vale sand]

Yes

[pale ingot]

if i wake up tomorrow and i dont get to see xal banned im gonna be pisseedd

[thick wadi]

another CIA deal

its peak

[primal rapids]

Can confirm, my Breton characters never leave the house without their kneesocks of spell absorption

[heady crow]

Kill him

[pale ingot]

not that i WANT him banned i just know he's not living more than 24 hours

[vale sand]

Nah, I want another chihuahua that goes into the cage with breezy

My previous one was culled

[pale ingot]

gotta reincarnate the last one

[heady crow]

Mass unbanning of brainfart members 🙏

[pale ingot]

most recent one was too annoying

[heady crow]

Did the finnish guy die or something?

[vale sand]

Yeah, had to put him down due to unfortunate circumstances

[stoic girder]

he had to be put down multiple times

[ancient barn]

yeah just getting close to him fucks him up

[vale sand]

Idk, he had rabies, so I don't think the last few times were actually him

someone throw a water bottle at his head next time, to check

[pale ingot]

that tends to happen

with the wild ones

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/what-kind-of-god-gif-23748658

[mossy void]

oh it's real alright

[storm stream]

'How long is a stare?' is pointless anyway admittedly. If you're uncomfortable by people staring, then you can either do things differently, go at different hours, change gyms, wear less revealing clothes etc.
With freedom comes responsibility

[mossy void]

oh my god

I leave and come back

you're still on this

[broken topaz]

why is the responsibility not on the perpetrator?

[mossy void]

fucking true

why is the starer the one completely not to blame?

[broken topaz]

Shouldnt have looked so god damn shootable, if he didnt w ant to be murdered

[glad carbon]

@heady crow @broken topaz go to sleep

[mossy void]

why is the innocent person being stared at under a fkn microscope?

[pale ingot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/856324504048762884/1054517113462730802/CD3A9F3A-FE04-4DF7-A4CD-4BB5868DA30F.gif

[heady crow]

Girlie im working ok

[glad carbon]

stfu and work on deez nuts

[heady crow]

If you were here

[mossy void]

"if other people are fucking up your experience in life, you need to change your behavior to accomodate them"

that is how you sound

[mossy void]

it does sound kind of like a cs case

weird

[pale ingot]

gold gold gold

i tap into a vtuber stream and all sound immediately goes to my right ear and its an asmr comforting stream

https://tenor.com/view/woman-women-am-i-right-woman-am-i-right-gif-23666905

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/ohnepixel-caught-caught-in-4k-meme-caught-me-hands-up-gif-15828444881760356817

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/armoredcoreSIX/status/1917659360899260645?t=RuVhst3BvrKsNX5zocfXzA&s=19 @solar coral

Armored Core VI: Fires of Rubicon is out now! (@[e-mail])

https://t.co/8iSIjjUmMk

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx • GIF · Apr 30, 2025, 7:16 PM

[heady crow]

Nothing ever happens

[solar coral]

armored core verdict day better

https://tenor.com/view/armored-core-karasawa-acvd-armored-core-verdict-day-pcvd-gif-6272852273396065805

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/chud-buddha-chuddha-chud-nothing-ever-happens-gif-5905117637949226818

[pale ingot]

what are they gonna do bro? start flinging gunk?

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/738527147794366485/1367223085916491806/IMG_2982.png?ex=6813cd39&is=68127bb9&hm=2ecb56edaa483b02f0b21cf76a483ad41eb0927549e2694820ec8da29aa48a2d&

[stoic girder]

just catapult beef over the border

[pale ingot]

im a little tired and bzbreezy seems to have returned to hibernating in his reddit karma farm echo chamber so imma go to sleep

gn chat

[storm stream]

Do people actually mean this or is it ironic-posting?

[river zealot]

No one really likes pakistan or India

[storm stream]

bro NOBODY needs more wars mf

[deep topaz]

are you sure

[river zealot]

are you sure

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-omni-man-are-you-sure-are-you-sure-invincible-gif-3935116808772397515

[tidal trellis]

pretty sure, threw a trashbag into space

[storm stream]

ok f yall

[deep topaz]

forp are you indian or pakistani

[tidal trellis]

neither, I'm just team humanity, I want least amount of harm done to people and least lives taken

[placid sail]

he's gaч and european 🎶

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1361610410377084978/omori-sunny-omori.webp

[deep topaz]

i mean where are you from

I think pakistan

[tidal trellis]

yes

[storm stream]

respectable

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-neco-arc-arcueid-melty-blood-gif-2625318717699545472

[tidal trellis]

human life is the #1 most valuable thing in my eyes

[tidal trellis]

neco arc, eugh

[deep topaz]

what about rare space metals

[deep topaz]

death

neco arc is peak

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1361615075273605241/monotart-omori.webp

AAAAA mosquito BITES

I fucking hate spring

this is awful

[placid sail]

you whine every season

why specify at this point\

[tidal trellis]

I didn't whine in winter mr

(or least...that I remember)

[placid sail]

pretty sure you did

[tidal trellis]

don't fink I did

[shell venture]

yes you did

[tidal trellis]

far as I remember anyway

you're just taking his side to be against me

[placid sail]

I'd mine the logs just to prove you an all year round sissy but it's too late

officer wakanda

[placid sail]

you must search the logs

[shell venture]

already done sir

[tidal trellis]

brainfart logs only otherwise you have thousands of pages to go through

[placid sail]

well technically it's spring month already

we need something from middle of winter

I'm pretty sure he was whining

just not about mosquittos but something else

[shell venture]

wrong screenshot

[placid sail]

lmao

is that photoshop or is that mf whining about them biting him all year

[shell venture]

no it's real

[tidal trellis]

yeah thats real

[placid sail]

[tidal trellis]

that I remember

[placid sail]

all year round sissy confirmed

[tidal trellis]

how am I suddenly deemed entertaining again after you said I wasn't?

ur logic confuses me!

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-face-saddog-really-no-gif-19397106

that man is dead

[deep topaz]

dodged two bullets

[placid sail]

temporary novelty + I'm finding my own ways to make it entertaining, your ass is doing the same barrel roll while going guh as always

[tidal trellis]

And I thought we had bonded smh

I am shocked, SHOCKED I say

[placid sail]

there was absolutely nothing indicating that

you're unblocked to begin with only as a part of a failed PR stunt

[drifting mantle]

You're tearing me apart Lisa!!

[vale sand]

lmao

[drifting mantle]

Found the gif

[placid sail]

I am not twink man, I'm not!

oh hi Hal

[drifting mantle]

Anyways, how's your sex life?

[tidal trellis]

oh I leveled up

neat

Anyways

[vale sand]

Brick by brick

But I can't place one

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/775783621717000243/1366791788177789078/Serenadeforwifu_00d2b8_10305120.mp4?ex=6812e44c&is=681192cc&hm=5da596e92e34062aeaf19822420e91b4f071c815206f372a7fbcfae346d63d7b&

[grizzled meadow]

You are my favorite customer

[high wing]

i did not hit her i did naaaawt oh hi mark

xal when he comes back

[heady crow]

There are decades where nothing happens; and there are weeks where decades happen

[grizzled meadow]

Cockrider will finally perish through my hands

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/hands-looking-eyeglasses-my-hands-gif-16705955

falco when he finally kills cockrider

[heady crow]

Inb4 banned on brainfart 2

Tragic

[grizzled meadow]

He's not there

[high wing]

Is brainfart 2 like noahs ark or some shit

The rest of us are gonna drown

[heady crow]

Huij

Huuh

Hes like prime material for the server though

[river zealot]

@grizzled meadow now that we have a free mod space, delight for mod?

[vale sand]

112 is the European emergency number you can dial free of charge from fixed and mobile phones everywhere in the EU. It will get you straight through to the emergency services – police, ambulance, fire brigade.

[deep topaz]

Turk obliterated

[heady crow]

Brraaap

[river zealot]

What did he mean by this

[heady crow]

Blood becoming active on this server is not something i would have predicted ngl

[vale sand]

[vale sand]

i was already active in one thread but since the main user of it got banned, i just kinda switched over

[heady crow]

Fair

[vale sand]

as it was a good way to kill random spare time I couldn't use for anything productive anyways

[deep topaz]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/xModZliy7g6rKsFvJybLX3qqTOnXNRCXq9THg9FKEXk/https/d.fixupx.com/shitpost_2077/status/1916928971335192709

poombober

[solar breach]

At a cyber meeting, cybersecurity company doing a presentation, mention of Alpha AI. Starsector is happening

[high wing]

https://x.com/ManMilk2/status/1917428701555490869?t=YTHLwA29B-kGRUAO4ySmYg&s=19

Images That Make You Feel Pain (@ManMilk2) on X

X · Apr 30, 2025, 4:00 AM

[deep topaz]

why is :fear: from chiyocord

[minor cypress]

Fucking sales teams lmao

[deep topaz]

CEOs and cyber-anythings want to automate literally everything to avoid cutting a check

[solar breach]

I looked for it for a long ass time, didn't know the image name then one day someone posted that emoji somewhere

Literally only reason I'm in that server

[deep topaz]

yeah right

you wanna beat chiyo to death

[solar breach]

To be fair, training a bunch of people to watch for odd behavior in a computers files is a lot harder than using AI

[minor cypress]

Automation done right is good. Its the done right part that people love to fuck up

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/twintails-azumanga-daioh-osaka-chiyo-wings-gif-5106989688368465032

[deep topaz]

nobody smart is gonna do it right, cause then they're out of a job

why do you think the roads are never fixed

road crews need permanent jobs

[solar breach]

So far this company seems decent, their false positive average during 90 days was 2.6 which is, very low

[quartz ridge]

They dont wanna pay the large amount of money for it so they do it cheaper and shittier

[solar breach]

Results from a vendor neutral company that does software comparison

[narrow sorrel]

That's 10.4 false positives a year

[minor cypress]

But training AI to not give false positive/negatives is also a price

[solar breach]

that's really really low

[narrow sorrel]

what about false negatives?

[minor cypress]

Personally, i'm not tweaking that hard about false positives as long as its not excessive.

[solar breach]

McAfee, which I'm using as an example cause everybody knows on a commercial level has around 60 on a 90 day average

[narrow sorrel]

Your confusion matrix, hand it over

[minor cypress]

False negatives = max butthole pucker

[solar breach]

There was not a slide for that, someone asked and allegedly the comparison company did not provide data on that

[minor cypress]

I WONDER WHY

[narrow sorrel]

tbh wouldnt it be harder to track assuming there are many more positives than negatives

but also hand over the confusion matrix

[minor cypress]

Yeah, harder to track but way more dangerous depending on what its checking

Guys this file is fine, its got zero hits in Virustotal

[solar breach]

Dunno

I'm not huge on cybersecurity

I always enjoyed working with hardware more

[vale sand]

.net assembly was the worst invention ever for any anti-virus

[minor cypress]

Fuck dll injection/sideloading fr

[vale sand]

why sideload when you can just dynamically generate the code in runtime via reflection

shit is basically a cheat code for virus development

[minor cypress]

Its a bitch to detect, especially if they heavily invest into living off the land techniques

Cool as shit, but fuuuuck please i just wanna sleep at night peacefully

[vale sand]

Basically impossible, if I just do a very simple xor on the request / response payload, they can't pattern match that and if I then go ahead and use reflection to even get the static assembly instance, it becomes literally impossible without manual decompilation

[weak jackal]

https://x.com/LunaEtAstrum/status/1917600839071588720

Luna🐾🐶 (@LunaEtAstrum) on X

X · Apr 30, 2025, 3:24 PM

[minor cypress]

Yeep, gotta rely on surrounding activity and compare with baselines

[vale sand]

That's why .NET is basically always detected as a virus if not signed

[deep topaz]

why not use stuff like checksums for commands

[vale sand]

They do that already but there are constantly new variations with more noise in the executable (junk code)

[deep topaz]

send command packet, if checksum is good, commit, otherwise, fart

[vale sand]

Ah you mean at the literal pipeline of things

Well, there you will rarely find anyone trying to smuggle a virus in

It usually just happens whenever someone opens something that they are not sure of

[deep topaz]

most of it is old people opening virus.msi or downloading it from Mr. Microsoft through an email

[high wing]

https://x.com/ManMilk2/status/1917557047773782462?t=zak2pkpY_l2cEwxz8vGrLQ&s=19

Images That Make You Feel Pain (@ManMilk2) on X

X · Apr 30, 2025, 12:30 PM

[vale sand]

Yeah but then there are handcrafted rats for example Redline Stealer

Which injects itself into the original application

Meaning you will still have the application launch, everything will seem normal

But it isn't, in the background, the virus already iex'd a script to scrape all your data, caches and so on to upload it to the designated webhook

[deep topaz]

I'll wire a pipebomb into my PC that detonates when it detects faulty code

[vale sand]

The best kinda advice

[deep topaz]

I will be unable to use TModloader

[deep topaz]

small sacrifice

[solar breach]

Great idea for employees

[river zealot]

I did not infact go to sleep

[vale sand]

Even better for the ones you don't like

[deep topaz]

put an airbag in their chair that goes off when a virus is opened so everyone knows who the dumbass is

[vale sand]

that would honestly be fun to watch

[mossy void]

hook a locked and loaded shotgun to an arduino

[solar breach]

My highschool in the last 2 years I was there was undergoing a spam email issue

[vale sand]

entire network gets compromised and you see a firework of people

[solar breach]

That would've helped

Because some of those teachers were very very technologically inept

[deep topaz]

boomers were like "don't believe everything you read on the internet" then they fall for the same email scam 5 times

[vale sand]

7 different agencies asking for their overdue car payment while they gave it away 3 years prior

[solar breach]

Oh wow Upper management are now all in a coma

[vale sand]

finally, silence and peace

[mossy void]

I love the scam texts I've been getting "your fast lane payment is due today if you don't pay it we will come to your house and fucking kill you"
and it's so transparent

I just say "kill yourself" and report as junk xd

it is a shame

that they exist

but they wouldn't exist if it didn't work

[gleaming grove]

I want to prank a scam caller but I am too nice and I dont have time to fuck w them

[high meteor]

https://fixvx.com/LocalBateman/status/1917640093659193395

Your Typical Local Man (@[e-mail])

https://t.co/6s9H9Hp61p

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 30, 2025, 6:00 PM

[mossy void]

I just feel such a deep sense of hatred that I don't even give them the time of day

There are few things I have such a flaming boiling hatred of

[gleaming grove]

The scummiest thing was they scammed my Grandmother for 50 USD (which was a lot in my country)

Its equivalent to half a month of work

[minor cypress]

Tfw you see random process trying to dump LSASS and loading modules for mimikatz & doing AD enum but "da hash is gud so false positive"

[mossy void]

that is, in part, why I think these people deserve to be shot

taking advantage of the elderly and children, unforgivably scummy

[broken topaz]

@ancient barn im simply untouchable

now im actually going to bed

[vale sand]

Well, many forget that you can just infect a dll instead and have the code be called from there

[ancient barn]

slow motion stab miiiiiisssss

[broken topaz]

😭

Yea

i had run out of

uhh

mouse pad

[vale sand]

It's just generally extremely hard to keep a system safe as long as there is human using it

[ancient barn]

you can always just be a dumby and double click attack for a different thrust and hold it out and walk into'em

[gleaming grove]

Its funny how in my old country my parents worked hard to make 200 Dollars a month and thats pretty prestigious wage

[broken topaz]

yea but im not age

gea

gae

there we go

[gleaming grove]

In US i am making like 2.4k a month

[broken topaz]

im just stupid

[ancient barn]

[gleaming grove]

And my job is assisting stupid people aka retail customers

[broken topaz]

I FUCKING HATE WORKING IN RETAIL

[solar breach]

[broken topaz]

BUT I NEED THE MONEY RN

NO MAAM PLEASE DO NOT PAY 3.55 IN 2 AND 1 CENT COINS

PLEASE

THE STORE POLICY FORCES ME TO ACCEPT THIS

[gleaming grove]

I swear some people are born just to be punched in face

Because how asshole they are

[solar breach]

they prob arent out to piss you off, at least some of them, might just be down on their luck

[minor cypress]

Makes me wish i had the motivation to get back into CTFs and homelabbing again, but i have zero motivation to touch that shit after work

[vale sand]

I do CTFs from time to time still

[broken topaz]

they are penny pinching misers

and i respect it

[vale sand]

For example the christmas ones

[broken topaz]

but please do it not during my shifts

[gleaming grove]

If they are super nice i am willing to count coin for them

But problem is a lot aren't

[broken topaz]

atleast old ladies tend to be nice

[vale sand]

They're not very useful to my knowledge because I don't intend on breaking into a system

But it's a fun challenge

[broken topaz]

We get a lot of stinky alcoholics tho

some are so bad i cannot even hold back my wretching

at their stench

vile creatures

im gagging rn just thinking about it

[gleaming grove]

What part of retail are you doing

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/war-vietnam-ptsd-shell-shock-moment-gif-3022747568394546158

[visual stirrup]

opened my computer
look at my discord client
-Iedy's username is white
got my hopes up
discord client finishes loading

[gleaming grove]

Cashier?

[visual stirrup]

[vale sand]

I don't work in retail but I know what you're talking about

[visual stirrup]

red name

[vale sand]

The stench of stale vomit

And cheap vodka

[broken topaz]

kind like everything. Im a bit of a floater. Cashier, stocking, manger for the day

[minor cypress]

Its still good to be able to recognize/know about. Having admins with sec skills never hurts

[gleaming grove]

Some people came in reek weed and high out of their mind in California

[vale sand]

I know, it's also quite useful when working with low level memory manipulation

[gleaming grove]

Its near impossible to help them cuz first they are obnoxiously stink and I feel very sick near weed smell

[vale sand]

That way you can protect yourself in the first instance already, reading the buffer

[gleaming grove]

Second they dont even know what the date it is

How am I supposed to help a person who is high out of their mind and their basic motor functions arent even there

[vale sand]

Well, I don't think it can be that much worse than waking up, going to a bakery and immediately smelling that shit

[broken topaz]

its the start of the month and we have just hired new cashiers

now everyone will pay in big bills

and the newbies will always run out of coins

[minor cypress]

fuck i don't miss that at all

[broken topaz]

and corporate policy is not to have change in the store. So we have no more to give them

[vale sand]

I honestly just pay with card nowadays, it's easier for both parties involved

[broken topaz]

so they just gotta beg customers to pay in the exact amount or do credit

[broken topaz]

Germany, alot of people still use cash

the majority

[vale sand]

I know, I am from Germany

But I still prefer card

[broken topaz]

i pay with my phone for everything

[vale sand]

Or even mobile

[broken topaz]

is just hooked up to my pay pal

[vale sand]

Ah I have to still rely on card with that one, iPhone, doesn't support paypal connections

And I am happy about not using paypal, my account got limited so often already, it's better I don't touch it for anything unless necessary

[broken topaz]

Ive never had it limited

and i got weird amounts coming in from weird places all the time

and going out to weird places often

[vale sand]

I tried everything, business, non business, f&f, g&s, all the same shit

[broken topaz]

odd

[vale sand]

So I just resort back to my trusty Revolut card

[broken topaz]

ive actively broken their TOS before and not been suspended or anything

[vale sand]

I've never been suspended either but limited quite often

[broken topaz]

or limited

[vale sand]

Called like twice to get it liften but gave up when it happened again

[gleaming grove]

@pale ingot you a fucking Goated I hope you know that

[mossy void]

!delight

[split canyon]

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[deep topaz]

the hum of the generator outside is harmonizing in an odd way

sounds like an airplane

[high wing]

https://x.com/m4xorus/status/1917402746678043017?t=6Q1ss80NuBLDK0JCyjYpxQ&s=19

max (@m4xorus) on X

Opened a bag of popcorn on call and someone immediately said “who’s being big”

X · Apr 30, 2025, 2:16 AM

[stoic girder]

[deep topaz]

superjail here we come

[stoic girder]

state sponsored organ harvesting

CCP SPEEDRUN

[glad carbon]

@high wing hiiii

[deep topaz]

I think China is CCCP

CCP are the guys who made Eve Online

[solar breach]

well

[mossy void]

and CP is CyberPunk

[solar breach]

CCP is the eve devs and chinese communist party

CCCP is the soviet union

[deep topaz]

i wish all hog cycle players a very pleasant blood eagle-ing

[prime zenith]

CP!!!!

https://tenor.com/view/civil-protection-roblox-gif-27608498

[solar breach]

drink the buffout laced eyeballs

[deep topaz]

if a mini pekka

can't solve a hog rider then it shouldn't exist

[solar breach]

havent played royale in a couple of years now

glad to know hog cycle is still the most hated deck

[deep topaz]

they removed chests and now you get random boxes for 3 wins every day

1-5 stars, better rewards the higher you go

you get 4 "rolls" where you tap the screen and it has a chance to rank up

you also get random cards or gold for 25 wins per day

no more timed chests is peak

[prime zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-half-life2-half-life2beta-metropolice-cp-gif-18116876

[deep topaz]

I will never understand how people can do that with their fingers

let alone with a toe

[prime zenith]

is this canon

[minor cypress]

Rimworld be like

[real tinsel]

darkfart initiation post

reply to this post to be initiated

or some shit

[minor cypress]

Wololo

[real tinsel]

you are now a member of darkfart 🤝

[broken sand]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1045639236801531925/1366993038529921064/FB_IMG_1745984794480.jpg?ex=68139fb9&is=68124e39&hm=e3d5eae81f6d1913e45d2f5a316914e3b4fcaca4ea13cd7bc81079ad5dce8355&

[solar coral]

groomblox

[prime zenith]

think you got the wrong game mr

[solar coral]

https://maps.app.goo.gl/HCiKcu8UmPDPxeK68
found the roblox HQ

[mossy void]

homegirl doesn't know the rools

I'm so fucking pumped that there's an uptick in death note memes

[prime zenith]

czech i think you played the wrong game very sus

[solar coral]

wasnt there a literal trend with furry fetish shi </3

[prime zenith]

no idea

sounds like vrchat

[solar coral]

also funny turkey leg guy ended up being a groomer

[prime zenith]

no idea who

[solar coral]

sheldesky or whatever

[prime zenith]

I just play disaster survival yearly with friends

[solar coral]

smh smh

doesnt know roblox lore

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/aurawatch-hl2rp-garrysmod-metropolice-gif-7718881665278292694

[prime zenith]

im so clueless

[solar coral]

roblox mod advertisement

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/aurawatch-hl2rp-garrysmod-overwatch-ota-gif-2078980021335501003

[river zealot]

Half of this channel is in darkfart anyway

Im not sure why this exists

[high wing]

https://x.com/luhaxel/status/1917415839730655639?t=dT2_cKLRDO9UdqphM-GNAg&s=19

axel ☔️ (@luhaxel) on X

nah im reporting this payment as fraud tf

X · Apr 30, 2025, 3:08 AM

[real tinsel]

you are now a member of darkfart 🤝

[undone wave]

having dark farts may be a sign of internal bleeding

[hazy finch]

mfs got no brainpower these days a whole 55 bucks for a single pic?

[rocky geode]

whats darkfart

do i want to know

[hazy finch]

detroitfart

[rocky geode]

oh god

[glad carbon]

got the john lennon ass

[prime zenith]

darkfart like when you eat beans

and it smells like shit

[deep topaz]

a dark fart is one that lingers right underneath your nose

[real tinsel]

i don't vibe with your response my n-word

i'm gonna have to consult the darkfart council first

[undone wave]

I'm not a nincompoop 😭

[real tinsel]

i don't even know what that word is

[frail scaffold]

Doopid 💔

[undone wave]

[frail scaffold]

🥀

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/volkswagen-vw-lupo-car-tree-gif-27048531

[frail scaffold]

See

Doopid

[primal rapids]

https://bsky.app/profile/toygrind.bsky.social/post/3lnvcujjvws2f

Thew Adams (@toygrind.bsky.social)

We're getting pizza and I'm obsessed with this slightly broken mural that used to be about eating with your hands but now it reads like Saruman's manifesto

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[mossy void]

orks

I just noticed the title of this channel

[deep topaz]

Oops wrong channel

[south crown]

Don't take selfies again

[grizzled meadow]

@naive bison

[naive bison]

[solar breach]

welcome back

[glad carbon]

@grizzled meadow hop on arc raiders

[grizzled meadow]

Ask me again in -23 days

[deep topaz]

Hog rider has returned

[green schooner]

Hop on arc raiders

[grizzled meadow]

[glad carbon]

oil up falco

[prime zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-abe-simpson-nope-woops-walk-out-gif-5122624

[idle veldt]

https://youtu.be/AF476_yxpvQ?si=cS2k-O8JJp7StRGI

[mossy void]

"no."

[stoic girder]

HFW:

[mossy void]

how's this guy supposed to know
he's clearly a math teacher

teaching matrices it looks like ☝️ 🤓

[mossy void]

eugh

stonetoss

me when I'm in a vile piece of shit competition and my opponent is stonetoss

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-squidward-shocked-squidward-tonight-tonight-squidward-shock-gif-23057510

[stoic girder]

Whats wrong with stonetoss?

I thought he just makes random webcomics

[idle veldt]

Yeah yeah, “random” webcomics

[fluid epoch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/843905370840891462/1290179665939402772/caption-20-1.gif

[mossy void]

he's a white nationalist holocaust denier, for one

[coarse bear]

Imagine he's a brainfarter but not ironically

[mossy void]

racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, the list goes on and on and on and on and- well, if I wrote it all out I"d get muted for spam

genuinely all that and more

[stoic girder]

ok then

[coarse bear]

Savior of the white race

[mossy void]

he's kind of funny sometimes I'll give him that

his jokes are clever.

but that's about all they are

is clever.

[coarse bear]

A broken clock is right twice a day

But stonetoss is still a nazi

[mossy void]

yeah.

kinda overshadows the fact that he's somewhat funny some of the time

[civic panther]

i've heard hes also a eugenicist

[mossy void]

naturally

being a nazi

[civic panther]

fuckn weird guy

[mossy void]

and all the other stuff

It really makes me wonder though

what the fuck has to happen to a person to turn them into that

Nobody is born that fuckin vile

[coarse bear]

Unmonitored internet access at an early age and getting that shit nurtured

Much like people with "aspie supremacy" rn

[naive bison]

[deep topaz]

Aspic supremacy

Put everything in gelatin

https://tenor.com/view/jello-mold-lit-vegetables-veggie-gif-17721587

[arctic pawn]

me frfr

[mossy void]

oh yeah that reminds me

there's a youtube channel, has a series called "The alt-right playbook"

[arctic pawn]

disgustig

[mossy void]

one of the videos is about how normies turn into nazis

[arctic pawn]

looks like cuzcuz paulista

[mossy void]

it's really interesting

[deep topaz]

Imagine anything but in gelatin

[arctic pawn]

i dont nee to imagine anymore

[deep topaz]

Instantly worse in 90 percent of all cases

[arctic pawn]

its real

[coarse bear]

p!repost

[foggy mantle]

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[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/puyo-puyo-puyo-puyo-puyo-tetris-gif-18523503

[naive bison]

Slavs be putting boiled beef in gelatin like the Germans are still flying overhead

[deep topaz]

I'll never understand that methodology, cause gelatin is basically worthless as a food. No nutrients

[arctic pawn]

based

[deep topaz]

No way in hell does it preserve stuff longer

[crude osprey]

that's actually a thing in german speaking parts of europe too

[naive bison]

Idk gelatin is an american ww2 thing

[arctic pawn]

@naive bison

[crude osprey]

just looks a bit more appetizing here (minimally)

had both

Edible but.... meh

[coarse bear]

[naive bison]

@coarse bear @river zealot

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/polhemskolan-polhem-skolmat-gymansie-best-food-gif-27675774

[naive bison]

I took that picture

Shit was like 70ru

[stoic girder]

vile shit

[river zealot]

Ew what the fuck is this

[naive bison]

Y'all got me fucked up if I'm paying 70 roubles to feed my toilet

[stoic girder]

oh shit its cockrider

[deep topaz]

Most appetizing Indian food

[mossy void]

damn right it does

[naive bison]

I prolly shouldn't post that

[lapis zinc]

the slop bucket

[deep topaz]

I actually can't say that. There's a nearby Indian restaurant that tastes amazing

[naive bison]

I found packaging for men's underwear in my uni bathroom waste basket

[mossy void]

back in the day people would seal meat in wax or fat

[naive bison]

Theres a story there that will never be told

[mossy void]

it would preserve it very well

[lapis zinc]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-i-saw-what-you-deleted-pain-watch-one-piece-gif-25888480

[river zealot]

Someone shat their pants

[minor cypress]

He has to bust out the emergency shart pair

[deep topaz]

Make salt pork like a real man

[naive bison]

Who has an emergency pair?

[deep topaz]

No jelly meat

[minor cypress]

You don't?

[naive bison]

I don't have IBS idk

[mossy void]

and if you don't have salt?

exactly.

historically salt was not only expensive but critical

now it's cheap

but long ago it was worth its weight in gold

[naive bison]

Anyone here played oblivion remake?

[mossy void]

That's why Mansa Musa became one of the richest men in human history
he controlled vast sources of both salt and gold

[naive bison]

I tried reinstalling league recently and the game does not work for me anymore at all and the riot support page never loads in browser either

[arctic pawn]

thank god

imagine if it worked

and you had to play this shit

[idle veldt]

SAVED

GOD INTERVENED

[arctic pawn]

indeed

[naive bison]

I wanted to play it again cause they added chests back

[arctic pawn]

dont fall for this

the game is trying to seduce you

[minor cypress]

Error codes?

[naive bison]

Uuuuuh no error codes

[minor cypress]

Just straight up not connecting?

[naive bison]

If I was on my PC I could pull up my search history

It said sth like

There was an error loading your profile bla bla

I couldn't get the launcher to fully load

[mossy void]

?

[minor cypress]

Rito launcher notoriously shit

[arctic pawn]

yes god intervened

[arctic pawn]

what did you not understand

[naive bison]

@minor cypress "unexpected error with the login session" I believe is what it says

[arctic pawn]

tried to use another account?

[naive bison]

I don't have a diff acc

[arctic pawn]

damn

not even your brotha or a friend?

that plays this?

thats another sign

[naive bison]

I think I have a

[minor cypress]

God i hate vague ass error messages.

[naive bison]

Euw acc?

[minor cypress]

Id just do a fresh game + client install or try the repair tool first.

[naive bison]

I did all three many times

[minor cypress]

But honesty, its probably a sign. Don't do it

[naive bison]

[minor cypress]

Any issues loading other riot sites outside the client?

[naive bison]

The only site that didnt load for me no matter what was the support page

I think god actually is intervening

[arctic pawn]

even he agrees xal, its a sign, dont play it

[naive bison]

Like

[arctic pawn]

dont insist too

[naive bison]

The "report a bug" page works

But that doesn't give me contact with riot

So they help me fix it on my end

[minor cypress]

Open Command prompt, ipconfig /flushdns and pray. No telling whats bork'd

[naive bison]

What does that do

[minor cypress]

Can you access the page from another device?

[minor cypress]

Flushes dns cache

[idle veldt]

It’s like on steam when you reverify files

[naive bison]

Can that explode my pc

[idle veldt]

No, it may take longer to access websites for the first time

[naive bison]

Ok ill try it thanks

Getting ready for work

[minor cypress]

Nah. Best comparison is that its telling your computer to update a phonebook record it keeps for websites.

[idle veldt]

Much better analogy

[minor cypress]

For visual learners

[narrow sorrel]

oh wut

they let cockrider back in?

The end times are upon us

[idle veldt]

It truly is a mystery why there are rules

[mossy void]

indeed

It really is damn near impossible to get legitimately banned

you really have to work for it

makes me wish I could see how they came to that conclusion

what the hell happened in that mod room

[idle veldt]

If I advocate for Osaka enough can she come back

[mossy void]

fuckin real

if he can be unbanned on a whim, anyone can

free osaka what she did was justified

xd

[idle veldt]

And funny!

[eager igloo]

Oh hi stinky

[naive bison]

👋

[naive bison]

Thats kind of insane

But ok

[slender rock]

@naive bison welcome back you dirty fucker you

😎

[mossy void]

yeah cus that is the bar

lmao

[naive bison]

Thank you chatgpt for explaining the joke

[stoic girder]

a rat

[naive bison]

I like sphinx cats

They are very warm

[stoic girder]

i think its just the lizard brain in me signalling an animal without fur (which normally would have some) is diseased or something

[buoyant lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/bingus-gif-18888188

[naive bison]

Raw chicken

I've been playing doom eternal recently

[arctic pawn]

Recently I convinced him to open the relationship.
It’s been 6 months, and since then I’ve gone out with about 6 coworkers, and I brought some of them here to the house, and he was fine with it, didn’t complain about anything.
But he’s only seeing one girl from his work, who was his high school classmate, it’s not something casual, he’s practically committing to her, he’s becoming distant from me.
Honestly, I’m thinking about ending it, I’m not someone who just accepts being cheated on.

Should I break up or confront him?

[naive bison]

Game optimization is a lost art

[arctic pawn]

real or fake

[naive bison]

Max settings I get like 260 fps

And the game looks really good

Also playing ready or not

[minor cypress]

Chatgpt ragebait

[naive bison]

play the pedo bust mission
get 12ga shotgun
cuff suspect

The most unrealistic thing about ready or not

Is with its morale system for AI crew

Is morale goes down after you kill everyone in a pedo ring bust

[arctic pawn]

yeah i used chatgpt to translate this image

too lazy to translate myself

did a pretty nice job

[idle veldt]

I think it’s real

But she shouldn’t be cringe about it

If it’s open then she should be fine with him committing to someone else

[stoic girder]

if a girl asks you to open up the relationship she has been fucking behind your back already

[arctic pawn]

bitch fucked 6 co workers and one in their bed

[idle veldt]

It’s an open relationship

[arctic pawn]

and got bothered cuz he engaged in one girl

lmao

[slender rock]

Guuurl opened up the relationship, she did that to herself

[naive bison]

If its open its not a relationship

[arctic pawn]

its a relationshit

more like

[idle veldt]

That’s stupid 👍

Do you have more than one friend

[slender rock]

Polyam only works if everyone is got the hots for the entire group

[idle veldt]

Ya

[arctic pawn]

it doesnt work

[idle veldt]

Gotta pick your group

[slender rock]

Otherwise it's just too much shit drama and jealousy

[idle veldt]

It does

It works if you pick well

[naive bison]

Venerial disease superspreader convention

[arctic pawn]

pick well lol

[stoic girder]

Why is every poly relationship 5 normal looking guys with an ogre

[arctic pawn]

for real

[slender rock]

It only work in very small groups

[arctic pawn]

LMFAO

[idle veldt]

Yeah don’t add someone to the group that’s gonna be fucking jealous all the time

[slender rock]

Or Mormons

[idle veldt]

True

[naive bison]

Of 2 people

[idle veldt]

Nah

[arctic pawn]

bruh imagine having a relationship, you + 3 guys and one woman to share

[naive bison]

Why does YouTube keep recommending me vtubers

I probably have hundreds of channels blocked

[idle veldt]

If everyone agrees then it’s pog

[arctic pawn]

the ogre queen

its never ogre

[stoic girder]

I legit think there is subconscious part in every males head that makes any relationship with multiple males destined to implode

[idle veldt]

Well that’s wrong

[slender rock]

Like I said it works if say 4 cule is all into each other

And closed poly

[naive bison]

Why just males

[slender rock]

Not open jealousy will happen

[arctic pawn]

i prefer the arab polyamorous

1 man 5 wives,

no cheating

[naive bison]

With restrictions on women divorcing

?

[idle veldt]

Mormonism

[arctic pawn]

yes they are obliged to be with me forever

and cheating=stoned to death

[slender rock]

🤨

[idle veldt]

Yikes

[minor cypress]

I can't recall any instance of a poly relationship being anywhere near sane or stable

[slender rock]

Rarely is it

[naive bison]

Because sane people dont engage with that shit

[slender rock]

I mean rarely

[idle veldt]

Yeah it’s real tough

[arctic pawn]

its not

[stoic girder]

if its a male and 2 chicks the dynamic is different

[minor cypress]

Just call it what it is and say you're both ok sleeping around