🎪bruh-fart

[narrow lotus]

straight face breezy

with a straight face

[upper shore]

Straight-Face Breezy. I like that, that's a nice gangster name.

[mossy void]

I don't think I am. I'm chilling watching youtube lol

[heady crow]

Schrödingers asshole

[fluid heron]

someone post something racist stir the pot a little

[modest karma]

mind livestreming your suicide in there

[mossy void]

it's the exile that's screeching about... whatever it is he's malding over

[ruby minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/utau-teto-plushie-false-kasane-teto-gif-8293509613414976119

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/always-sunny-frank-oh-my-god-i-get-it-gif-22328165

[narrow lotus]

@river zealot humanity is losing this one

[pale ingot]

only straight part about him

[mossy void]

right, you mean arguing?

[modest karma]

https://tenor.com/view/mori-yatoumori-morifudge-morifudge-j29-yato-gif-2417756342897515042

[vale sand]

Why is viewer suddenly becoming a contestant, this wasn't planned

[fluid heron]

this is like when you are in school and they start letting out the special needs class

[mossy void]

I like to argue, not seethe

[ruby minnow]

its a sudden but liked change

[mossy void]

there's a difference

[modest karma]

im suprised you can even speak

[vale sand]

I am very sorry but that is cap

[fluid heron]

bros jumping into the blood dome

[mossy void]

How?

I argue a lot, yeah

[vale sand]

You remember your crashout because you're single?

Even I know about it

[mossy void]

what?

[fluid heron]

lmao

[narrow lotus]

mateeeeeeee

[mossy void]

what are talking about "crashout"

[narrow lotus]

[fluid heron]

aint no way

[vale sand]

That shit went all around the server

[modest karma]

wait these creatures are trying to multiply now?

[narrow lotus]

[narrow lotus]

bro never stopped shooting

[mossy void]

You mean me having a conversation about dating that lasted all of like 10 minutes?

[heady crow]

@river zealot you

[river zealot]

I wish aliens were real, so i would get more things to fuck

[fluid heron]

thats how i know his ass was lying about fucking some milf

[narrow lotus]

lasted 10 minutes because after that ppl stopped taking u seriously and went to bully instead

as always

[modest karma]

thank god

[fluid heron]

blue balls breezy

gets no play

[mossy void]

incorrect

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/mass-effect-shepard-commander-shepard-scared-gif-16720187

[mossy void]

again we went over this raccoon

[fluid heron]

it never happened

just give it up

[modest karma]

🤓

[river zealot]

Give link

[mossy void]

believe it or don't I really don't care

[modest karma]

corny af

[heady crow]

Start with humans dawg

Then ask for more

[vale sand]

Why would I have a link of it ready somewhere lmao

[wraith osprey]

try woman first

[vale sand]

I'll see if I can find it in a bit

[modest karma]

i know for a fact breezy looks like the one short half naked creature from lord of the rings

[heady crow]

Nah, i already got enough boytoys here. Its ok ted

Anyways whatsup ted

Hows it going on wallstreet

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/zesty-black-man-bed-licky-licky-tongue-gif-2153328048206664902

[drifting mantle]

He's done with that... He now wants that Xenomorphussy

[modest karma]

i swear to god breezy gon make me crashout

[heady crow]

Glad to hear that, you been keeping the underlings happy?

[wraith osprey]

who is she?
name?

[heady crow]

I need to get me someone like Osaka but autistic about tanks instead. Its like i have a cheat code or something

[modest karma]

mikäs o brunon mielipide tost breezy hahmost

[fluid heron]

Ruhollah khomeini

he has a very famous quote

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/that's-the-spirit-champ-homelander-the-boys-great-spirit-cheer-up-gif-8999177224868696130

[heady crow]

Iha jees, pitää olla jotain vastapainoa tän kannun perus jätkille

[modest karma]

i dont knooow maan aika otus toi on

[heady crow]

@river zealot

[wraith osprey]

what is it

[modest karma]

shut the fuck up who gave the trogolydite permission to speak

[fluid heron]

can i send it to you?

[gloomy wraith]

Can't park that there mate

[narrow lotus]

[fluid heron]

i do not fuck with mushrooms

[heady crow]

I fw berries and mushrooms heavily

[drifting mantle]

Mushrooms kill you

[heady crow]

Ill kill you

[wraith osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[fluid heron]

unless they got psilocybin

[broken topaz]

WE DOING SHROOMS

[drifting mantle]

Then you're a mushroom itself

[modest karma]

fuck yeah

[wraith osprey]

yes
do

[modest karma]

goddaam ive been talking on this server for like 1.3hours

[broken topaz]

I have stopped a migraine with magic mushrooms twice

[modest karma]

i think a break is in order

[modest karma]

weed better

[fluid heron]

keep entertaining me so i dont fall asleep

[broken topaz]

Nah, small dose of mushroom better, cause you keep your faculties and dont slow down

[modest karma]

fuck off you should be dragged onto the town square and executed

[broken topaz]

I mean like a tiny fucking dose

[heady crow]

How is a tiny dose

I mean youre small yourself so

[broken topaz]

i dunno the smallest shroom i had in the jar

[modest karma]

but with weed u get the added benefit of being high

[narrow lotus]

what the fuck meme is even this man

[mossy void]

Mushrooms are something I do want to try it

[fluid heron]

aint nobody asked you breezy

[modest karma]

who asked you

[mossy void]

Doki Doki literature Club

[river zealot]

Women dont get autistic about tanks, youre gonna have to be hitting the back door your whole life, im afraid

[broken topaz]

yea i dont want to be high and retarded at 1pm on a tuesday

[mossy void]

you don't know?

[pale ingot]

no no we had osaka

[heady crow]

Damn tf, time to microdose to reach that flowstate in sm64?

[pale ingot]

that's pretty close

[glad carbon]

hi lil bro

[narrow lotus]

Osaka

[river zealot]

Nah she was only autistic about camos

[heady crow]

Meh, im fine with that

[glad carbon]

osaka was nice

[modest karma]

i get 100 times funnier when i smoke soooo

[broken topaz]

I doubt that would work, might make me a better musician though

[pale ingot]

she can be fixed

[river zealot]

Brother cmon she didnt know what an IFV was

[broken topaz]

100 times 0 still 0 buddy

[fluid heron]

wasnt she married?

[glad carbon]

why did @narrow lotus ban osaka again?

[heady crow]

Cockrider Incident

[river zealot]

She said that xalrider should be raped

Because he said she deserved the leg pain

[fluid heron]

oh that was her lmao

[broken topaz]

guhhh

[pale ingot]

no idea dude

[fluid heron]

i think she was

[heady crow]

She held frame ngl

[narrow lotus]

minor escalation

[pale ingot]

she might have had a boyfriend

[narrow lotus]

dont be retarded

[pale ingot]

she was based fo that though

[broken topaz]

i thought she was a lesbian

[pale ingot]

i mean

[broken topaz]

or atleast bi

[pale ingot]

not the rape part

but hating xalrider

[narrow lotus]

she was retarded

[fluid heron]

lesbians can get married its just that usually it doesnt pan out

[narrow lotus]

worse

[glad carbon]

didnt she also post cropped femboy furry porn

[narrow lotus]

she was from Chile

[river zealot]

Cmon mate

[modest karma]

you prefer firing squad or hanging?

[broken topaz]

gonna enter a lesbian relationship

for the spousal abuse ;3

[pale ingot]

keelhaul

[narrow lotus]

this chat needs holy water

[modest karma]

too mild

[broken topaz]

I have been baptized

[mossy void]

That is something interesting I found out
statistically lesbian couples experience higher rates of abuse, though to be fair it's only slightly higher than straight couples it's really weird

[modest karma]

i say we put toothpicks in his toe nails and make him kick a wall repetetly

[broken topaz]

yea i am aware of that

statistic

[river zealot]

Hi g

[modest karma]

bet

[broken topaz]

I think male on male long term relationships have slightly lower rates of abuse than straight couples

[glad carbon]

hop on tarkov

[glad carbon]

hiii hiiii

[mossy void]

they do yes

[broken topaz]

funny that the lesbians are hitting eachother

[river zealot]

Where the fuck did that come from

[narrow lotus]

women ☕

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/rigbycat-rigby-cat-shadow6736-iamrigbycat-funny-gif-2985618463653699699

[narrow lotus]

frota moment

[pale ingot]

women ☕

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-chigurh-no-country-for-old-men-ok-oops-javier-bardem-gif-10579690

[modest karma]

women ☕

[river zealot]

Every bad thing leads to women

[broken topaz]

I mean i have accidentally hit a partner before and i do love women so i guess it all checks out

[glad carbon]

iedy hop on something else

[broken topaz]

it was very funny

[fluid heron]

very strange that most lesbian relationships follow an almost hetero dynamic

[mossy void]

It might have something to do with the fact that men are more capable of beating the everloving shit out of someone, so therefore are less likely to initiate violence

[narrow lotus]

imma hop off 3rd floor of my building

[glad carbon]

😻

[broken topaz]

Walked into my VR playspace

[narrow lotus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebSrT5P7oRk

[broken topaz]

kinda fucking had it coming

[fluid heron]

onto my dih 💔

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/watch-yo-tone-meme-anger-mad-thragg-gif-6417141235193562233

[broken topaz]

and i also said first thing, not "I am sorry", or "are you okay"

i said

"I told you not to come so close"

yea

[mossy void]

woof

wrong thing to say lol

[river zealot]

Notice how most relationships have a man and a woman, the top and the bottom

[broken topaz]

i failed the quick time event

[river zealot]

Gey or straight

[modest karma]

like actually who tf gave this thing free speech

[river zealot]

All have them

Says something doesnt it

[broken topaz]

there are sides

[narrow lotus]

unless u are pangolin

[broken topaz]

not just top and bottom

[stoic girder]

its because there is the implication between any male interaction that both know they can beat each other up

[broken topaz]

but its rare

[wraith osprey]

ok calm down bro we get it

[modest karma]

nah

[broken topaz]

Im pretty sure most tops could body their bottoms

[wraith osprey]

you be spitting but no need to be annoying about it

[broken topaz]

100% true and based

[modest karma]

but i fucking hate uhm yeah not gonna continue sorry

ledy what you mean by caught

[narrow lotus]

nothing , just finish ur idea man

[wraith osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/andor-bix-caleen-dont-we-all-adria-arjona-star-wars-gif-27290214

[modest karma]

naah gonna get banned

[modest karma]

sadly no

[pale ingot]

pussy.

[modest karma]

maybe maybe

[fluid heron]

go ahead and preach

[river zealot]

She can get me pregnant 😍

[fallow trellis]

i got it from a MTF thread in 4chan

[pale ingot]

i have an idea 💡 @fluid heron

[narrow lotus]

artyom NO

[mossy void]

🍔

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/speech-bubble-neckbeard-imp-gif-26422276

[narrow lotus]

hehe hipopotaumus

🦛

[stoic girder]

well i would probably recognize that something is fucky if they spoke

[primal rapids]

Which do you guys thinks looks better, Deathwatch Dark Angel or Veteran Birb

[river zealot]

[glad carbon]

birb

[modest karma]

dark angel

[narrow lotus]

birb helmet has to be on every outfit from now on

or you get castrated

[fallow trellis]

yes in that thread they also said that

thats why they take voice traiing

[fluid heron]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRqPnHI-9l8

[broken topaz]

Money for nothing

[fallow trellis]

or something like taht

[mossy void]

thank goodness I only way 120 pounds
deathly afraid of getting fat

[fallow trellis]

vocal training or something

[modest karma]

what species of bird is that in your pfp

[broken topaz]

GOTTE BE ONE OF MY FAVOURITE SONGS

[narrow lotus]

cockatiel

[stoic girder]

pretty sure there are a bunch 4channers who post biological females to MTF subreddits to gaslight them

[fallow trellis]

im sorry cock-a-tell?

[mossy void]

tricks for free?

[modest karma]

oh alr

[river zealot]

COCKatiel alright

[broken topaz]

Sultans of swing bangs harder

but money for nothing close second

[narrow lotus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEwcbsTMqZM

[fallow trellis]

that was him because theres no reverse search and women do not go to 4chan

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/vito-sopranos-party-hard-dance-gif-12028486

[broken topaz]

Can you believe Sultans Of Swing was on their fucking DEBUT ALBUM

INsane

come out swinging

[mossy void]

oh that one's such a banger too

Love that song

[broken topaz]

im pretty sure Knopfler bought his strat just to record that album

because he only played acoustic before

he wrote sultans for acoustic

[modest karma]

if i dm breezy something do i get banned

[narrow lotus]

Yes

[modest karma]

alr alr

[broken topaz]

if its targeted harrassment

then yes

[fluid heron]

2 more hours and I get to go to bed

[modest karma]

in that case ill pass

[fluid heron]

my dick and balls are about to fall off

[narrow lotus]

its ok breezy will grab em

[modest karma]

trust me it would have been

[fluid heron]

hell put em back on with his mouth

[mossy void]

not if there's dirt on em :(

drop em on the floor and I'll just leave em there sorry brobro

[modest karma]

you have dirt on your balls often?

[fluid heron]

gotten to the point where im just making periodic grunts

[broken topaz]

point of no return

[mossy void]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/516914210190393344/1364921706438725695/u8iztzdbtpwe1.gif

[broken topaz]

you will just keep grunting forever

and more frequently

[fluid heron]

sound like a dog sleeping

[tight wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/time-paradox-mgs3-metal-gear-solid3-prequel-future-gif-18376055

[fallow trellis]

holyshit big women

[modest karma]

alr enough brainrot for now imma go for a smoke cya

[fluid heron]

christ

[idle veldt]

Do not come back!

[modest karma]

u wish

[fluid heron]

actually only one more hour till bed

[narrow lotus]

sadly he rly got no choice

[fallow trellis]

women think men dont like tall girls its not because theyre tall, most tall girls i know are lanky as fuccckkkk

[mossy void]

It's a wonder that he's still here

[modest karma]

exactly

[fluid heron]

ive only dated women taller than me

[idle veldt]

Everyone has a choice

[mossy void]

suprised he's lasted this long

[fallow trellis]

what is ur secret

[fluid heron]

im very short

[broken topaz]

half the women i know are taller than me

[fluid heron]

its not hard

[modest karma]

alr alr before i go shut the fuck up you fucking trogolydite piece of shit end it all

[vale sand]

lmao

[modest karma]

now im done

[fallow trellis]

how short

[broken topaz]

I love tall women

[fallow trellis]

u might be fucking with me

[fluid heron]

5'5

[pale ingot]

household goblin

[drifting mantle]

He bound to this Channel, like Gollum to the one ring

[fallow trellis]

holy shit

how

[fluid heron]

dads short mom short

[mossy void]

true

[upper gulch]

how tall

[fallow trellis]

no like how to bag tall women

[fluid heron]

idfk

i never initiated any of it

[narrow lotus]

tall women dont like short guys

[upper gulch]

yes they do

[mossy void]

ehhhh

[gloomy wraith]

With a ladder

[fluid heron]

with cloroform

[gloomy wraith]

And a big bag

[mossy void]

tall women don't like guys who treat them like a spectacle

[fallow trellis]

no research whatsoever?

[fluid heron]

i didnt have to spec into the tech tree or nothing

[upper shore]

THERE'S ALWAYS A CHOICE

[mossy void]

the height of the guy isn't very relevant

[broken topaz]

Women hate insecure people. Short dudes are always insecure.

[narrow lotus]

i am 1.75m am i cooked chat

[fallow trellis]

yeah u gotta treat them like garbage because nice guys finish last

https://tenor.com/view/lol-funny-cat-gif-17086512476850871076

[fluid heron]

what is that in freedom units

[broken topaz]

yea turn into a woman

no other choice

[broken topaz]

5'9 ish

[fluid heron]

isnt that average

[drifting mantle]

Napoleon Complex

[narrow lotus]

@dreamy flax what is 1.75 meters in freedom units

[dreamy flax]

1.75 meters is approximately 5.74 feet in "freedom units." Not that it matters, but there you go.

[broken topaz]

yea

[stoic girder]

get fit

[fallow trellis]

5'7 ig much better than 5'5

[fluid heron]

that does not seem right

[pale ingot]

kill yourself or become a bottom in a homosexual relationship

[narrow lotus]

yep i am going to gym 3 times a week at least

[mossy void]

treating them like a spectacle is treating them like shit
They are a human being, not a statue on a shelf

[stoic girder]

also be rich

[upper gulch]

here its 5'11 for women

[tight wigeon]

too big to be dwarf im afraid

[fallow trellis]

i treat other human beings like shit tho

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-kiryu-angry-gif-23256701

[drifting mantle]

Which machine should he operate?
The stretching bench?

[mossy void]

well then you're halfway there

[fallow trellis]

man unlocked the secret

[narrow lotus]

nah

i don tthink so

[stoic girder]

men are only loved on the condition they provide something

you might not like it but its the truth

[fallow trellis]

women on soc med and in public lie abt their height

same as guys

[narrow lotus]

would say something between 178cm and 181cm for Males If somebody would measure the population today of Romania.

[drifting mantle]

That is the truth

[narrow lotus]

[fallow trellis]

not suprised the ave height is 5'3

[fluid heron]

i could go live in the woods like a unibomber with no human contact

[drifting mantle]

Do it

[fluid heron]

only meme that has been posted in the past week that has made me genuinely laugh

[primal rapids]

God I both loved and hated New Vegas Bounties

[fallow trellis]

i provide negativity and unhealthy amounts of racism

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/sniper-pubg-loading-sniper-reload-gif-15505006

one meme one kill

[fluid heron]

they deadass just added ted kaczynski to that mod

[upper gulch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/984976659717447751/1195987626453389413/ezgif.com-gif-maker_4.gif

[fluid heron]

aha

[drifting mantle]

Hmmm... Are you also violent? I think that might be a good addition and make you more interesting with those traits combined

[upper gulch]

aha

[mossy void]

I mean
be so real for a second
is it really any different for women? like really?

[upper gulch]

no

boobies and cooter

[mossy void]

I'm talking genuine love, real love
Not like love you give a sibling or parent or whatever, I mean romantic love

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/feel-me-think-about-it-meme-gif-7715402

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/tongue-swing-gif-14837596563859224828

[mossy void]

Women have their own set of requirements to be loved. Nobody is loved just cus

short of parents and their children

[fluid heron]

man this shit is boring start fighting im falling asleep

[drifting mantle]

Women's requirement is to not be annoying...

Impossible standard

[pale ingot]

many fail

[narrow lotus]

no thats men's

do not nag the man

[upper gulch]

all people are annoying

kill everyone

live in the woods

[narrow lotus]

[upper gulch]

with the animals and trees

[mossy void]

implication that men don't have that requirement xd

[narrow lotus]

men need to provide

[drifting mantle]

Aye, that's what I meant.
Sorry tired af

[mossy void]

nah be obnoxious she'll still love you

[mossy void]

and women are expected to provide too, just a different thing

[fallow trellis]

no im a law student

[pale ingot]

how many @fluid heron

[mossy void]

that's why it's called a collaborative effort
both people have expectations, both people have needs, and both people need to fulfill the other person's needs

[drifting mantle]

Change profession, go with boxing!

[narrow lotus]

i guess , in the end is down to the person

if both persons dont click and have different expectations they dont work and thats that

[mossy void]

I do understand the gripe people have with onesided relationships, that is really true

it takes two people to move a couch

[narrow lotus]

my ex said me once, that in a relationship someone always gives 51% and the other 49%

[fallow trellis]

clearly havent seen me move a couch

[mossy void]

without dragging it on the floor and ruining it dingdong

[upper gulch]

i give about 10%

[mossy void]

real

[drifting mantle]

My requirement is "don't get on my nerves" and only very few women can provide that

[mossy void]

I'm pretty sure you have higher standards than that bro

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/business-man-leon-short-gif-21636355

[mossy void]

you're not being completely honest

[fallow trellis]

my standards are big booty latina

[mossy void]

real

[narrow lotus]

preach

[fallow trellis]

non negotiable

[vale sand]

damn, "always" is a strong word

What about the ones where one just gives the bare minimum and the other does everything?

[upper gulch]

my 10% is cooking

[mossy void]

I think the always was getting at how there's always an imbalance

[fallow trellis]

idc if its 50 50 or 51 49 as long as they bounce on it crazy style

[mossy void]

it's impossible to have straight 50/50
and another thing is that it's not a sure constant thing either

[upper gulch]

doing spins on it and shit

[mossy void]

sometimes it's 51/49 other times it's 70/30 or 30/70

fluctuates

[fallow trellis]

ah fuck then at that point they doing 90% and i doing 10

[narrow lotus]

oh on that one i was definetely the 70%

[fallow trellis]

I would not dare disturb the execution of the technique

[pale ingot]

what is he doing bro

[drifting mantle]

Oh, I do have preferences and no go's... But not being annoying is very high up.
Most relationships fail, because it really gets annoying...
Can't even pin point it exacly, it's many little things.

[vale sand]

Why even do all those mental gymnastics with stupid ass questions like "Would you love me if X were to happen", just go for friends with benefits at that point

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/bed-spin-lay-down-on-stomach-lay-down-laying-down-gif-14065743017678953060

[narrow lotus]

crafting

[mossy void]

I do like how well chris rock put it though

[pale ingot]

nah he making building materials out of raw stone

[upper gulch]

but reverse it

[mossy void]

when he talked about relationships

[narrow lotus]

STEVE FROM MINECRAFT MOVIE ?

[mossy void]

easy to get into, hard to maintain, two people can move a couch real easy, one person can't move it at all

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-minecraft-movie-a-minecraft-movie-steve-jack-black-gif-4079785775268000209

[fallow trellis]

dunno i like the exclusivity of a relationship tho

[pale ingot]

and the next second

[narrow lotus]

what is that title

[vale sand]

That shit is a myth if you don't know the other person for a long ass time already

[stoic girder]

its their way of testing how far they can push you

[fallow trellis]

I like the idea of that only I can have the priviledge of her bouncing on it crazy style

[drifting mantle]

Here is a relationship advice:
The 5:1 rule

5 positive actions, negate 1 negative action

[narrow lotus]

push her back

down the stairs preferrably

[idle veldt]

Seem selfish

[mossy void]

poor communication
that's the biggest killer of a relationship

[vale sand]

Just insult her at that point

[narrow lotus]

sounds hard man

[fallow trellis]

find ur own big booty latina

[idle veldt]

If she’s so cool then shouldnt everyone be able to have her

[stoic girder]

guys never cry in front of you woman

[pale ingot]

this is what he looks like bro

[primal rapids]

The last thing I want in a relationship is mind games. Say what you mean and mean what you say.

[vale sand]

The biggest relationship killer is finding out she cheated

[vale sand]

And took your fucking bird to her new dude

[mossy void]

ah but you see

[narrow lotus]

yeah that is smth only a cuck would get over

or someone that never truly loved

self respect has left the chat

[mossy void]

why did she cheat, because the communcation was so poor she let you think the relationship was still going

[primal rapids]

One of my employees knew for a fact her boyfriend cheated on her, multiple times, and still decided to INTENTIONALLY get knocked up by him.

[narrow lotus]

not really, it can be many factors

the thirst for something new

the fear of missing out

[mossy void]

communication could have prevented it, keyword could

[stoic girder]

Large number of women cheat with someone who is their co worker

its all about proximity

[fallow trellis]

i can fix him ahh mentality

[narrow lotus]

why do women cheat in their 20s ? because they are afraid they are missing out by the time they are 40

same with men rly

[vale sand]

That one saved you from me just insulting you at this point lmao

[idle veldt]

Crazy how men cheat more than women

[narrow lotus]

dont know about that

[vale sand]

Some girls just want fun and a safety raft

[narrow lotus]

i think its just the desperation of both genders

[vale sand]

While emotionally manipulating you to think nothing is going on

[fallow trellis]

not so crazy when u realize some men dont know latina women are goated

[stoic girder]

Women cheat hell of a lot more than men

its basic math

[fallow trellis]

realize only after they are married

[stoic girder]

they can get more

[idle veldt]

It’s not

[fallow trellis]

or something

[narrow lotus]

i know women can easily emotional cheat

[mossy void]

Yeah obviously some relationships are doomed to fail, and that's why communication is so critical
if you don't actually, yknow, fucking talk to them, you'll never know whether they are truly right for you

[fluid heron]

im going to bed

[narrow lotus]

by simply recieving advances from other men and not really turning them back

[fluid heron]

too tired

[narrow lotus]

a beatufiul woman will always recieve flirts or advances from men

at one point or another

[stoic girder]

id argue keeping a couple in the bank just in case is cheating

[narrow lotus]

if she doesnt set boundaries herself

it is what it is

[storm stream]

Bro you just say "Of course I would"

[drifting mantle]

Nah, you say "please" and "thank you". That's already two positives.
You hold Open the door, past the salt.... And maybe give a compliment.
Boom, you have 1 negative action for free.

That's what some psychology nerd figured out...
It's not communication or something like that.
Most Relationships that succeed use the 5:1 rule (even tho they don't know it)

[primal rapids]

The problem is when your partner refuses to actually communicate or they do mind games rather than outright saying what they mean

[stoic girder]

Women dont know what they want

they have grown up being told to have a career

boom they are 35 and miserable

[narrow lotus]

single moms as well

i swear to christ

[wraith osprey]

is the #no-bitches chat talking about relationships again?

https://tenor.com/view/stupid-chungus-life-stupid-chungus-life-gif-535022574167234139

[narrow lotus]

a kid in this economy in your early 20s is exactly what u want

[stoic girder]

then they take it out on the kid and boom the cycle continues

[narrow lotus]

fucking hell

[pale ingot]

nice sunrise

[narrow lotus]

well some are talking from experience i dont expect many of you to be this goated so put an iron in your mouth and

[stoic girder]

Most of us are pretty old

[narrow lotus]

ce joc e asta cois

[stoic girder]

we know from experience

[pale ingot]

kenshi vro

[narrow lotus]

misto

[pale ingot]

urasc jocul asta

[narrow lotus]

anyway imma go sleep guys

good night and see ya later

just like flop says

[drifting mantle]

Good night

[wraith osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/hey-guys-i-guess-that's-it-ronnie-mcnutt-but-here's-the-thing-cat-gif-5721127559609470584

[fallow trellis]

mods are sleeping

[drifting mantle]

They're always watching

[vale sand]

Easier said than done if it's not always the same question

[undone wave]

why do I feel like this is a reference to something horrible

[primal rapids]

It's a reference to Stranger Things, which like many shows, became utterly forgettable after the first season

[undone wave]

I fucking knew it

[stoic girder]

ah the facebook guy

[pale ingot]

i alt tab for ONE SECOND man

[south crown]

when you post stalker related stuff in off topic

[drifting mantle]

That's what you get for alt tabbing on Kenshi!

[pale ingot]

fair enough

[south crown]

you have the exact same pfp as my friend

thought you were him then lmao

[primal rapids]

https://youtu.be/V9lMlTS1MK0

[mossy void]

what did you know?

oh I'm blind xd

[drifting mantle]

We're from the same model

[mossy void]

They are the same person obviously

[storm stream]

I guess

[mossy void]

by the way, I have discovered a youtube channel about canned fish

[south crown]

do the funny dance

[mossy void]

https://tenor.com/view/yoinky-sploinky-gif-19765575

[drifting mantle]

[mossy void]

https://youtu.be/rymwqxBkxus?si=OfZmypi9deG5tukx

bros entire channel is about canned fish

a very special variety of autism

[primal rapids]

Find a youtube channel about committing terrorism by opening cans of surstromming in public

[stoic girder]

i could go for canned fish

[mossy void]

Oh bro

I have started eating canned fish because of this guy

I'm eating king oscar salmon right now

olive oil with lemon, skinless and boneless

[heady crow]

Smoked sprats is pretty good

[mossy void]

Love sardines

actually I learned sprats are smol sardines

[stoic girder]

do you guys eat it straight from the can?

[mossy void]

or, could be misremembering

[heady crow]

Yeah, put them on some proper rye bread with a bit of salted butter and damn

[mossy void]

on a plate yeah

[idle veldt]

I used to spread it on bread

[mossy void]

straight from the can, which is on a plate

[heady crow]

No, im not crazy

[mossy void]

I use chopsticks

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/wallet-gif-25866507

[stoic girder]

i dont remember the last time i had fish

[modest karma]

Kenshi is a masterpiece fr

[drifting mantle]

The fuck? How?

[pale ingot]

i modded my own custom game start

you can just do that

[drifting mantle]

Ah, got ya

Broke ass bitch

[modest karma]

How many hours you got on kenshi?

[pale ingot]

about to hit 100

[modest karma]

Oh i think i had like 87

[pale ingot]

that was the least of my problems bro i started in the dead middle of Bast with all my limbs broken

and every single faction (and i mean that) hates me

apart from looters? i dont know why

[drifting mantle]

Because Kenshi isn't hard enough

[modest karma]

I swear to god this man enjoys his balls getting crushed

[pale ingot]

dont even get me started on my self imposed rules for this run

[drifting mantle]

After seeing that, I can see why

[modest karma]

I hope you get help soon

[heady crow]

@river zealot mt-lb crew meme. Expectations on top and reality on the bottom. You get the gist

Fuck

[modest karma]

Rauhotu

[pale ingot]

the only things i can steal is food, first aid kits and building materials
i can only steal clothing that does not offer any protection (refer to image below)
anything apart from the essentials to stay alive (food,first aid) i need to craft myself (weapons, armor, etc)
and this isnt as much a rule as it is just a side effect of being 100 million in debt but i cant trade

[pale ingot]

YEAAHHH, GET THEM

[modest karma]

I hope you get therapy and the help you need soon🙏

[pale ingot]

not happening

[upper gulch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1132885761784565760/1188335608649748601/c.gif

[pale ingot]

He's right behind me isn't he

[modest karma]

Cute cat

[pale ingot]

he was soft gripping that shit, it was bound to happen

[modest karma]

Ggs in the chat

[pale ingot]

gonna just move away from my outpost for a second

it might get broken

that is a risk i am willing to take

because atleast i wont be the one getting broken

[arctic pawn]

the best part about going to the barber its the scisoring

[modest karma]

Mods fist this guy

[arctic pawn]

lmao calm the fuck down

jesus

no fisting please

[idle veldt]

👊

[placid sail]

please assume the position

[slender rock]

Nah

[pale ingot]

why he sitting so chill (there is a warband after my ankles)

[placid sail]

nobody asked you bullet for my valentine

[slender rock]

Lol

Haha

[arctic pawn]

lmaaao

[slender rock]

What's up bz

[arctic pawn]

that diss was epic

[slender rock]

Tis was good

[arctic pawn]

ill call my emo friend bullet for my valentine too

[stoic girder]

atleast it isnt orange

[arctic pawn]

kenshi?

[placid sail]

I am going to try to make overnight brewed tea and hope to get high enough to fast travel into post-nuclear war time

[slender rock]

Fuck yeah dude

[pale ingot]

yes

they slapped me bad

stomach -15 (i survived)

went down in two hits

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/awoooga-awooga-template-awoooga-template-brick-hill-gif-20331170

[pale ingot]

wild

[slender rock]

It used to be that

Not anymore but I can tell y'all a twin mattress sucks for two people

[idle veldt]

SO TRUE

[solar breach]

wonder what happened to 13700

[storm stream]

bruh ew. that girl should have her face scrubbed clean with the rough side of a sponge

[idle veldt]

SO BAD IN COLLEGE

[pale ingot]

its probably still around

[modest karma]

Sandpaper also does the trick

[slender rock]

Trying to not elbow

[idle veldt]

And we were such skinny people

It still sucked

[pale ingot]

im gonna finish that research bench and go sleep.. no more kenshi today

[storm stream]

no man. sandpaper would clog up

[slender rock]

I ain't skinny nor is Ms blur (yes it's going that serious fellers)

👀

[idle veldt]

Get a bigger bed man

[storm stream]

mans is married??

[slender rock]

Working on it

[slender rock]

Soon

[idle veldt]

We got a queen

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/mmm-meme-gif-3169656782291572155

[primal rapids]

I have a queen sized bed but I only really use a small portion of it because my dogs hog the rest

[storm stream]

congrats so far

[slender rock]

Thank you sir

[placid sail]

just be the smaller spoon

[slender rock]

True that

[silent pawn]

@modest karma cringe lad, are you still trapped here

[modest karma]

Yes

[stoic girder]

A british breakfast

[storm stream]

🇬🇧

[silent pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/ha-ha-nelson-the-simpsons-gif-14411011

[silent pawn]

ngl i fuck with this. season the beans some more tho

have a glass of OJ

and some milk

[modest karma]

Shut the fuck up imma report bot your yt channel

Lil bro

[silent pawn]

go ahead

there's like, nothing there

[modest karma]

Damn

But your feed will get fucked

[fallow trellis]

got ur blood right here

[deep topaz]

Dogs and cats will somehow take up the entirety of the bed despite making up at most 1/4 of the total area

[modest karma]

You let your pets sleep on the bed?

[mossy void]

😐 me waiting 12 seconds for something else to happen

[pale ingot]

dude i had a heated debate over this whole 100 men vs 1 gorilla debate with one of my friend groups

[upbeat steeple]

100 women vs accountability is something people arent ready for

[pale ingot]

lets say average joes

grown men

hands

boxing

whatever you want

[mossy void]

definitely

100 grown men would take the gorilla down

[pale ingot]

considering stamina yes

eventually the gorilla will tire out and be killed

[mossy void]

though yes there will be considerable loss of life and limb

[pale ingot]

but not without a substantial amount of losses on the human side

[arctic pawn]

the gorilla would be scared and flee

[mossy void]

gorillas can definitely tear your arm off yea

[arctic pawn]

end of story

[mossy void]

that is also quite likely

[arctic pawn]

its 100 dudes

[mossy void]

gorilla would be well aware that 100 men means death

[arctic pawn]

and 1 cornered gorilla

ofc he would shit his pants and leave

[mossy void]

so it would NOT fight unless it absolutely had to

[pale ingot]

this is not a realistic scenario buddy this is a scenario where 100 men fight 1 gorilla to the death

[placid sail]

what if it 100 brainfart "men" though

[mossy void]

like if you gave it no other choice

[pale ingot]

now breezy, breezy is retarded and does not understand the point of the scenario

[arctic pawn]

so why are we arguing if he wins or not if its not a realistic scenario

this whole conversation is literal nonsense

[mossy void]

real

[placid sail]

what about average korean men Ted

[pale ingot]

kill yourself

[arctic pawn]

good argument fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffella

[south crown]

100 users vs 1 moderator

[mossy void]

"realistically who would win? But let's put it in a vaccum and not think about it too critically"

[arctic pawn]

almost said something awful

[placid sail]

THEY ARE TWINKS THO

[stoic girder]

first couple of guys for the eyes the rest for the dick

[placid sail]

or maybe specifically korean men open the secret ending

[stoic girder]

you tire him out

[placid sail]

when they dance a k-pop song

the gorilla is pleased

peace in our times

[arctic pawn]

another good question

100 kpop dancing koreans vs 1 gorilla

[mossy void]

also it's a question of just mass

[pale ingot]

one argument i keep hearing is while the gorilla is busy mauling someone you jump on its back and gouge its eyes

[stoic girder]

the gorilla needs to win every time, the men only once

[placid sail]

not changing much, north korean may have military training, but they all are usually malnourished as fuck

[arctic pawn]

its 100 people vs 1 gorilla

get real

[silent pawn]

do not care

[arctic pawn]

just the fact that people wonders if the gorilla wins is retarded

[mossy void]

by the way average gorilla weighs about 400 pounds
average man weighs 180-200

[stoic girder]

we have befallen mammoths with less

[arctic pawn]

sure he can kill 100 crippled men

[pale ingot]

the damage and exhaustion also piles up

[arctic pawn]

but what about 100 phisically capaple man

[pale ingot]

bz is retarded 👍

[placid sail]

what if it's 100 men that tragically remind gorilla of his beloved gorilla wife that either died or left him for another gorilla

[mossy void]

so 100 guys means 20000 pounds of human to deal with

like let's be so real for a second

[arctic pawn]

ah yes

[pale ingot]

ive also heard that argument

[mossy void]

gorilla which weighs 350-450 pounds, vs 100 dudes who weigh 200 each

[arctic pawn]

he would have a weapon

will be arm or leg

[stoic girder]

100 guys vs anything the guys win

[pale ingot]

one guy gets his arm ripped off with the bones exposed, you use that, easy win

[arctic pawn]

obviously

[mossy void]

mg42

[stoic girder]

well the gun aint gonna shoot itself

[pale ingot]

now in the scenario that the humans are allowed to fashion spears, its an easy win with 15-10 average joes or 2-1 trained fighters

[mossy void]

lmao

[arctic pawn]

what would be stronger than a gorilla

[mossy void]

right

[pale ingot]

man

[arctic pawn]

that its biological?

[mossy void]

I forgot you need a guy to shoot the gun

[arctic pawn]

100 men vs anthrax

who win

[mossy void]

a gun laying on its side on the ground vs 100 men who will win

[pale ingot]

which one

fuckin bear grylls? idk

[stoic girder]

one will fuck with the gun and get his fingers stuck

[pale ingot]

oh

[mossy void]

he did what to his gun

[placid sail]

what if it's 100 men but 10 men out of them are secretly on gorilla's side and will turn teams in the most vital moment

[arctic pawn]

when i found out where he used to record his shit it was like finding out santa isnt real

[stoic girder]

now 100 women vs a gorilla

[arctic pawn]

women would lose

efinetly

[mossy void]

ehhh it would be a closer fight

much closer

[stoic girder]

women would scare it off by screaming

[arctic pawn]

nah they would lose, and worse

[mossy void]

give em ample warning and reason to fight and win they'll probably win

though less likely

[placid sail]

what if it's 100 men who want to pee really, really bad but can't pee unless the gorilla is dealt with

[stoic girder]

alright 100 moms vs a gorilla

[arctic pawn]

or 100 dads vs 1 gorilla

[mossy void]

infants on the line, yeah they're fucking that gorilla up

[pale ingot]

there may be a few losses but they win

[arctic pawn]

indeed

[stoic girder]

people have run into cannon fire

[placid sail]

but what if it's 100 gynecologists

[mossy void]

women are more capable of violence than men give them credit, it's really odd to me

[stoic girder]

womens violence manifests as reputation destruction

[pale ingot]

dude what if we get that one guy that used to take cannonballs to the chest as a circus show or whatever he did

[mossy void]

har har

but seriously I mean real violence

[arctic pawn]

yeah they would win by making the gorilla go crazy

true

they'd fuck him up badly

[placid sail]

but what if it's 100 gorillas versus one man because fuck him

[arctic pawn]

lmao

[stoic girder]

he would need to submit to survive

[placid sail]

damn

[arctic pawn]

he would be molested (as in bullied)

[placid sail]

one hundred gorillas rolling a train on poor guy

not sure he survives that way either

[stoic girder]

have you seen a gorillas dick

he survives

[arctic pawn]

oh no bro...

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/karpuz-melon-watermelon-throw-lion-gif-17074422

[arctic pawn]

i ddont want to go there

[placid sail]

actually no, not really

is it bad?

huh

[stoic girder]

micro peepee

[placid sail]

well that's underwhelming

[arctic pawn]

some have huge balls tho

[mossy void]

aw

[arctic pawn]

huge balls: alot of partners
smol balls: usually one partnet

[quartz ridge]

This is so gae

[placid sail]

but what if it's 100 gorillas versus a single man, but they punch him with their balls only

[arctic pawn]

this is getting tricky

[minor cypress]

1v100, 1 stock, no items, final destination

[placid sail]

I almost googled gorilla's balls lord deliver me from evil

[pale ingot]

how do they fuck bro

[arctic pawn]

good lord

[quartz ridge]

The man would kill himself

[placid sail]

I mean maybe that's why they're so aggressive you know?

[pale ingot]

no

[arctic pawn]

"have you seen a gorilla's penis?"

"how do they fuck?"

🤔

important questions today

[minor cypress]

What did ham mean by this

[placid sail]

gorillas would definitely drive giant ass pickups and jeeps

[arctic pawn]

dont forget the golden balls on the back of the truck

[pale ingot]

we ask the important questions here

[pale ingot]

i mean come on man its a 1 incher

at best

[arctic pawn]

lmao FOR REAL

[mossy void]

[arctic pawn]

damn

[placid sail]

but what if it's 100 men showing their shlongs to a single gorilla and severely demoralizing it and giving it penis dysmorphia

[arctic pawn]

[mossy void]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-peter-griffin-family-guy-peter-perhaps-peter-perhaps-gif-24813812

[arctic pawn]

at this point he could also rip at least 4 penises out of them crotch

[mossy void]

incel gorilla

[placid sail]

and thus the planet of the apes starts

[mossy void]

they do like to grab things and tear them off yeah they're really good at that

[minor cypress]

What about the fent to gorilla ratio

[arctic pawn]

gorilla on fent vs 100 men

now we're talking

[mossy void]

It is confirmed gorillas can certainly tear limbs off

[placid sail]

damn your aunt had an orangutan?

[placid sail]

was your aunt like those middle eastern rich guys who have random tigers roaming their expensive crib because it's cool until the animal eventually kills or maims someone

or what's the deal here

[arctic pawn]

nice

i would do crazy shit like that if i had crazy amount of money

not gonna lie

[placid sail]

oh that's sweet

[arctic pawn]

nice

[minor cypress]

Average gorilla weight max: 220kg.

Ld50 of fent: 62mg/kg

Dose: 13.64g

Fent price per gram: ~$1470/g

Total cost to OD gorilla: $20,580

[minor cypress]

Damn, fuckers are resilient and expensive

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-vault-13-overseer-fallout-1-water-chip-gif-7718772843195382759

[arctic pawn]

bro researched

[wraith osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/get-real-real-mouth-issa-real-mouth-eating-xd-gif-21429704

[placid sail]

like growing your own food, renewable energy and all that?

that's dope too!

[placid sail]

also probably the first best time for shit like that

so many advancements in all the appropriate fields

[arctic pawn]

prepare planet four rooster

yolo brotha

[placid sail]

I wonder for how long the hydroponics are self-sustainable in a household like that

[minor cypress]

We could probably bring the price way down if we also predosed the gorilla on benzos and booze before applying fent.

[arctic pawn]

i'd post beautiful black men shaking their shit for fun till im dead probably

[placid sail]

particularly, how difficult it is to make the liquid feeding on your own

[arctic pawn]

or till i get tired

and find something better

[minor cypress]

Rimworld logic

[placid sail]

listen man, poor guy has a fantom penis, and now you also want to make him a junkie

this is rough

[arctic pawn]

literally

but fent is actually an advantage

if we ar etalking about advantage might aswell jsut give him coke

done

gorilla on coke vs 100 men

[minor cypress]

For a gorillas size, you'd have to break out the cartafent

[arctic pawn]

yeah

he would cost alot

[placid sail]

ineffective, close-circuit hydroponics, ideally computer-controlled, demand a lot less water and almost no pesticides

[minor cypress]

~20K

[placid sail]

toiling the soil is amish way of doing things now

we have the technology

[arctic pawn]

imagine this being a mrbeast content, 20k is nothing

compared to the entretainment this man would be giving to us

[minor cypress]

Just get a hazmat suit, a huge pile of fent and a leafblower

Easy job

[placid sail]

I should make a hydroponics lab in my crib for growing food and be promptly jailed by the police because they're never ever believing it's for food and not weed.

[placid sail]

damn

[deep topaz]

Flop on the front lines

[arctic pawn]

tell the police youre highly autistic and weed calms you down

[deep topaz]

Yummers

[placid sail]

they would give less of a shit than zero

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-the-boys-yummers-gif-730693117818784194

[placid sail]

illegal, off to jail with you, promotion for me

[mossy void]

♻️ I already posted that not even 4 hours ago lmao

[deep topaz]

i was working 4 hours ago

[arctic pawn]

weed is slowly being allowed in brazil

[minor cypress]

Now im going to it just on principle

[placid sail]

for non-cartel people? nice

[mossy void]

good thing I said not 4 hours ago >:(

[arctic pawn]

yup

but idk if this is going to be positive....

i mean the cartel is going to become a legal commerce?

idk man

[deep topaz]

if they just paid taxes the govt wouldn't care

[mossy void]

how dare you steal and post a meme that I already stole and posted 😡

[deep topaz]

(less than they already do)

[placid sail]

that's how you become a proper capitalism as everyone else, you turn the bandits into corporations!

which is practically the same, but a bit better

[arctic pawn]

damn...

[placid sail]

maybe

[arctic pawn]

thats rough

[deep topaz]

you can be a Luddic Path terrorist, as long as you pay your space tarrifs

[arctic pawn]

for realsies...

[minor cypress]

Ahh i love being woken up by the cats, to feed them, to immediatly be treated to cat puking asmr ~15 min later. Every time

[deep topaz]

maybe change their food

more dry less wet

[placid sail]

welcome to big money rancho

[arctic pawn]

damn

first thing that ocmes into my mind its michael jackson

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/sarcastic-kirk-gif-20910726

and here I thought that orangutan left her inheritance!

[narrow sorrel]

"sustainable"

[placid sail]

nothing says sustainable like a big ass waterfall

you just don't get it

[narrow sorrel]

as in she day1'd an MLM or committed graft?

[arctic pawn]

if youre near forest/trees i guess your quality of life gets better...

maybe floral ambient makes it better indeed

[placid sail]

there's been actually a funny research claiming that people having direct contact with living greenery and not some poster are generally a bit more chill (less anxiety, feeling of loneliness, mood etc)

[arctic pawn]

sounds like a place that came out of disney stories

[minor cypress]

They're on dry, don't like wet. Had him checked out by the vet. Supposedly hes good. I think its just him rushing feeding because the other cat is a massive fatass.

[placid sail]

our monkey brain demands tree

[narrow sorrel]

The monke yearns for the trees, the child yearns for the mines

[minor cypress]

Even with seperating the food bowls, supervising them, and using chipped foodbowls.

[narrow sorrel]

Ah, made money the good ole american way

chipped bowls?

[minor cypress]

Rfid chip in collar, food bowl only opens for assigned cat

[narrow sorrel]

Me too

[arctic pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1003072093451210823/1356725473970880694/VID_20250401_161423_1.gif

[placid sail]

I've heard those stupid ass ribbed for your pleasure bowls helps with that sometimes