🎪bruh-fart

[heady crow]

Ok

Nvm then

[stone blade]

listen I'm sorry

theres nothing with the fucking opener thingy man

the ones where you twist it off like a bottle are mostly in america

[narrow lotus]

oi

where this

[stone blade]

at the store

[narrow lotus]

i can order monster energy on emag

[stone blade]

so can I

[narrow lotus]

they are very

overpriced lol

[stone blade]

well

duh

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/parasite-locked-in-meme-gif-5786214611765540040

yeh not worth it it's like 2 euros more expensive than the store

[deep topaz]

The seal thing is monster import

[drifting mantle]

Mango is the best

[rancid iris]

Did i get purged for inactivity btw i been wondering lmao

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/who-the-fuck-are-you-who-are-you-adam-smasher-who-who-tf-are-you-gif-27448902

[rancid iris]

[dreamy flax]

Your search query for audit logs returned nothing...

[rancid iris]

Damn i used to have a skom warning

i wore that as a badge of pride

[drifting mantle]

Pride eh?

[rancid iris]

not that pride

[drifting mantle]

[rancid iris]

that’s a reach

[rancid iris]

@narrow lotus all i know that you’d remember about me is i have a sun conure named lord squiggles

smoke break complete back to work

[narrow lotus]

~!

[eager igloo]

~¿

[minor cypress]

Goated can design

Now please just bring back the übermonsters in the glass can and my life is yours

[eager igloo]

Glass can

@glad carbon

[pale ingot]

the horse

[placid sail]

if only glass was cheaper than tin cans and plastic bottles man

there's so much microplastic in me already one day I'm gonna start pissing with a thin string of it like a faulty 3d printer

not to mention drinking from glass just feels nicer

[hazy finch]

theres a reason why you have the innate urge to collect glass bottles and vessles

your body requires the elixir of life that can only be stored in such a fine vessel

[coarse bear]

You can make a shitty plastic spoon with all the microplastics in your brain, busy, it's very useful

[frail scaffold]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/910320933347131412/1366316104485441566/Chroma_Key_test_wtUMQZqI3x0.webm?ex=68108088&is=680f2f08&hm=a821690d481912d6df1ac3e7760e1b976d5f46cf5c8055f80c27a2f8fa9ab258&

[fallow trellis]

theres a role thats color brown you get it by being mean to the newbies but not too mean that you get banned

or muted

[austere shadow]

Pancake bot prolly has it

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-pacifier-kitten-black-cat-kitty-gif-17838044

[rancid iris]

lost to the void

[austere shadow]

Naaah they can still show it

[rancid iris]

[austere shadow]

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/biden-joe-biden-microphone-interview-walk-gif-2478024445377708296

[minor cypress]

To think that the downfall of man would be giving shiny rocks a magic number.

Ignoring how important econ and trade is to being successful monkeys, its just wild to think we're slowly floating towards WallE meets blade runner over shiny rock numbers

[placid sail]

entire planet industry trying to down play the mounting evidence of microplastic being cancerogenic and overall really fucking bad for health and really problematic to get out of body when it's there while going

b-b-but it's so cheap and convenieeeeent!

what's a little cancer and death!

[eager igloo]

Luv glass

Luv cans

Luv ceramics

'ate plastics

[placid sail]

humanity's danger evaluation mechanism breaks really bad when the danger is very slow and long-term man

[eager igloo]

'ate single use utilities

Simple as

[placid sail]

asbestos was banned relatively quick because it's super fuck death cancer and very, very painful

and plastic is gonna be like fucking covid

OH COME ON PEOPLE IT'S NOT THAAAAAAT BAD

IT'S JUST LIBERALS FIGHTING GHOSTS AGAIN

[coarse bear]

Fracking isn't that bad lads, come on

[placid sail]

COUGH COUGH

[eager igloo]

Busy ur doctor said you shouldn't get angry

Its bad for ur heart

[true sedge]

i think vaping and microplastics are nothing burgers

[minor cypress]

Something something "plant trees you'll never see to grow" is dead

[placid sail]

no he hasn't and I'm not angry right now

frick you fat rat

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/watch-yo-tone-meme-anger-mad-thragg-gif-6417141235193562233

[coarse bear]

That dog is dead-dead

[true sedge]

scientists are trying to tell me alcohol is bad and now any plastic? like any at all?

[placid sail]

to play devil's advocate tho, would you really believe in idea like that while being a young person when you know you're never ever affording a house to yourself and whatever you aspire to and invest yourself in for decades could be brought down in an evening by a funny orange man?

[fallow trellis]

scientists are probably thinking ur genes are not strong enough for microplastics

[fallow trellis]

holy shit its like seeing a ghost

[minor cypress]

If only you knew how close i am to staring that in the face

[fluid heron]

Just had the wildest nose bleed

I was bleeding so much it was coming out my other nostril

And my fucking knees are buckling

[minor cypress]

The ghost of brainfart

[fluid heron]

It looks like I shoved a cat in a blender there is so much fucking blood

[eager igloo]

Dogs okay

But probably sad

[frail scaffold]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/733043477566193706/1366371039931666432/564c95e16d6cf0a3b20fe31696c4ba35.mp4?ex=6810b3b1&is=680f6231&hm=3890a93d1dbaad3fe65199d3df2ea0f66e41c35c1cdf2f962c2b698c7973559e&

[frail scaffold]

no it isnt we just cant really control the real things killing the world

i hate this WE bullshit, like i told companies to poison the world with plastic

[placid sail]

YOU are personally responsible from millions dead from covid 🫵

also plastic

but the number is not specified

[frail scaffold]

dont worry ill get a paper straw while katy perry flies to space for 14 minutes

[dreamy flax]

New nickname: Cowboy

[placid sail]

but disregarding our brave little warrior fighting the fight and counteracting vile katy perry and taylor swift making a run for a carton of milk on a jet

- humanity as a whole simply cannot get a hold on slow burn problems

until plastic literally makes your head explode on touch or the ecology and climate is so bad that we all finally get to cosplay stalker all the time, shit's barely worked on

[minor cypress]

Its true, monke needs big glaring flashing signs of immediate consequences

[frail scaffold]

we need to make a temporary ozone hole again so ppl get off their ass

[placid sail]

new zealand is a constant ozone hole

and it's just "eh"

granted, had it been over America!

but again, very possible your funny-colored homunculus could have spinned it into a neat thing

[frail scaffold]

i just wanted to know the correlation but here

oh theres multiple, google so useless man

[placid sail]

there's definitely a UV problem in new zealand google talks shit

https://environment.govt.nz/publications/our-atmosphere-and-climate-2017/exposure-to-ultraviolet-sunlight/new-zealands-uv-levels/

[frail scaffold]

it just never gives you the actual answer immediately

its annoying

my instant gratification.. ruined

[placid sail]

I miss google and youtube couple decades ago, when it actually answered you immediately on the topic

it's a thing of the past now, the accuracy is now secondary to algorhythms and your personal data because I am selling the appropriate to your personal data product to you that may barely concern the question asked you motherfucker

[fallow trellis]

they let u back in tf the happened

[frail scaffold]

yeah as of like

[placid sail]

but anyway, ironically, one of the reasons cited for dangerous UV levels in New Zealand especially during summer is their air being very clean (specifically, from clouds)

[frail scaffold]

\i swear it doesnt even answer your question half the time

[placid sail]

so imagine that being spinned oh boy

[frail scaffold]

yeah companies are gonna protect us in the future with the cancer smog from their factories

after they wipe all the natural protections the planet had for us

trees, ozone, water, clean air

[placid sail]

I've talked with scientists! very bright people, absolutely genius! and they told me! the clouds stop the UV! IT'S SO OBVIOUS! and the liberals and their constant lies say the opposite! we will have the greatest industry in the world, USA is gonna be top industry in the world! and that is going to help us from UV too! MAGA!

[summer flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/682278196556857414/1366347395939700767/8db73594228d038830c5179647102814.mp4?ex=68109dac&is=680f4c2c&hm=db9ce2222851517e97e4b9ae40f8211087e4ce337ba1cbcd5f7f1638501ae35c&

[frail scaffold]

companies across the ocean bought all the houses to defend us from the UV too

its all the work of dark woke

[placid sail]

as if your local companies and rich bags wouldn't do the same had there been some restriction for foreigners

[summer flame]

https://tenor.com/view/receiver-2-receiver-drone-camera-liminal-gif-3137753948358647745

[placid sail]

real estate situation globally is fucked, there's no easy way about it

[summer flame]

esoteric meme

[frail scaffold]

dont need to remind me

[minor cypress]

Hold on lemme find the thing

[frail scaffold]

at least our gov (allegedly) can punish our businesses

idk what they can do about overseas ones

[placid sail]

regulations, punishes, whatnot

it's all pointless

[minor cypress]

https://udm14.com/

Behold

[placid sail]

there's a very simple matter of real estate trying to make a profit

and a super rich guy willing to pay for it instead of yo broke ass

[frail scaffold]

got this shit bookmarked

[coarse bear]

&udm=14 at the end of the search url

[coarse bear]

Oh hey same thought

[placid sail]

interesting, I'll try it, thank

[frail scaffold]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1064666788618580069/1094953541082296390/OHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT.gif

[coarse bear]

Or just add "Fuck" anywhere in your search
AI shit doesn't wanna touch swears

[shell venture]

there is another forbidden technique

[minor cypress]

https://sponsor.ajay.app/

[split dock]

tweaking

[minor cypress]

Also for youtube

[frail scaffold]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/954223723613929472/1244087060386549841/981770225961803838.gif

[shell venture]

thank god some youtubers are aware and include a sponsor segment so you know where to skip

[split dock]

hold on I gotta pull out the croc images

[minor cypress]

Some of them. I have a few other that change thumbnails to be in the video instead of whatever clickbait they have, and shorts disabled.

Its too much work trying to unshittify everything

[shell venture]

there is one that adds cats to thumbnails

[placid sail]

living in a boring informational micro-dystopia

[frail scaffold]

google when it sees duckduckgo

[minor cypress]

Its tasty bro

[placid sail]

do not eat the bro

[split dock]

Yus

Very tasty

[minor cypress]

Gator is good af

[placid sail]

come on man

[split dock]

It’s not gator

It’s croc

[placid sail]

coc

[split dock]

clash of clans

[placid sail]

jump in the cack

[split dock]

[frail scaffold]

babies!

[split dock]

More baby

[mossy void]

We love the river puppies

[coarse bear]

https://fixvx.com/hibakod/status/1915914518901014779?t=ckI0IO2G7ZKp6EJ0n2sR4w&s=19

hibakod (@[e-mail])

Absolutely diabolical Cloudflare feature. love to see it

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 25, 2025, 11:43 PM

Sentence the AI to infinite torture labyrinths

[mossy void]

“I’m sending your soul down an inter-dimensional staircase!”

‘No all these soul stairs!’

[hazy finch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJV0aJ9ZwiY

[heady crow]

would be funny if it was a mp4

[mossy void]

Youtube links not embedding is so cringe

I have to go through the effort of downloading the file and then sharing it in order to make it watchable
What’s really funny is sometimes the video won’t play, so you have to go to the site

First world problems

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-wiggle-crazy-cat-zoomies-gif-9877358298643393466

[frail scaffold]

its so over

joever*

[coarse bear]

Shine actually has to go work

The horrors™

[frail scaffold]

No they still haven't looked at it

[heady crow]

its so over shine

time to enlist 💔 🥀

[frail scaffold]

I think if my friends found out i enlisted theyd kill me

[hazy finch]

they would kidnap you just to drink beers at their place is my best guess

[heady crow]

sounds like a good time

i should enlist

[frail scaffold]

Id rather play guitar on the street than serve my overlords

[heady crow]

real and true bestie

whip out those stalker guitar tracks

[frail scaffold]

Theres 2 i can do start to finish so far

[heady crow]

thats a start

better to learn how to play the harmonica too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gruhMvTS7NM

i learned a few of them

[fluid epoch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/748941600813744169/1366310333211344937/RDT_20250427_163836.mp4?ex=68107b28&is=680f29a8&hm=7e0f323ccee29a628e0d29d77e9d244ceded09cfbe6ffee8f593cb84a57dbdc6&

[frail scaffold]

Honestly i forgot harmonica was in cop

[hazy finch]

theres a sequel to this it turns into 8-0

[frail scaffold]

Thought it was just an anomaly thing

[fluid epoch]

I require the source

[frail scaffold]

I tried growing my nails out for guitar but i don't think my nails are stronk enough

They get chewed up by the metal

SIGHS

[heady crow]

develop calluses

[quaint ore]

Real

Max pull ups and hiking

Grow calluses till you can use it as sanding paper

[frail scaffold]

Girl you don't pluck strings with your calluses

[heady crow]

ohh like that

my bad girlie

[frail scaffold]

I got plenty of fretting hand callus

Callous?

Idk

[heady crow]

calluses?

idk

[frail scaffold]

Too many words in English

[minor cypress]

Calus?

[frail scaffold]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/779257731643211786.png?quality=lossless&name=LMFAOOOOOOO&size=48

[heady crow]

also chaplain apparently they FDF are recruiting professional soldiers for a readiness unit in our karelian brigade. Its really hush hush so only that information and recruiting link but idk

[hazy finch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBuJlLi0cMA
been a while but heres another round of foreign language roulette

[heady crow]

they do have some armoured forces in the brigade already so might aswell

[heady crow]

@quaint ore ding dong

[quaint ore]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/655070419765690397/1161542708796604477/togif-7_1.gif

Karelian units my beloved

Never ask a Karelian what he is doing in Ukraine

[heady crow]

😭

[fallow trellis]

i just did this recently

[fluid heron]

bass pro shops opens in 30 minutes but I have animals and shit I have to take care of fucking lame

[fallow trellis]

felt like i was a crab molting

every deadlift until the callous returned was extra sensitive

[fluid heron]

An hour drive to bass pro shops god damn shits gonna be worth as fuck tho

Boutta take on an expedition

[minor cypress]

Next make the trip to buccees

[fallow trellis]

i recommend taking the callous out of your palms if you want more sensitivity when doing deadlifts

[fluid heron]

I take the callouses out of my palms for gorking it we are not the same

[fallow trellis]

cant wait for ur crashout and ban

good speed

[frail scaffold]

I cant do that anymore

Josta aint here

Crashing out is pointless

[fallow trellis]

what

is the german guy gone?

[frail scaffold]

Ya

[hazy finch]

ja

[frail scaffold]

Ja

[fallow trellis]

is gamma server actually healing

[digital quartz]

Nein

[fallow trellis]

that is amazing news tho

[heady crow]

ja

[frail scaffold]

Literally no one defended him either

It was great

[quaint ore]

The rot is setting in

[fallow trellis]

fuck i missed it

[quaint ore]

No delight

No ryry

Only twinks in this wasteland

[fluid heron]

Cannot wait to spend 400 bucks at bass pro shops and 60 on gas

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-this-guy-ever-stop-breaking-balls-tony-soprano-mafia-goodfellas-gif-15663252114468665983

[hazy finch]

what exactly happened all i know is bloodsniper banned him

[frail scaffold]

Im sorry

Sniper collected deets on him being annoying to everyone over some time

[fallow trellis]

Holy shit

bloodsniper is my favorite fed now

[frail scaffold]

Skom also recognized him being annoying asf

[digital quartz]

he was building a case? 🕴️

[fallow trellis]

too little too late tho

Oh my god this is amazing news

[pseudo robin]

Furrys and twink hellscape

[hazy finch]

(literally every single thread in #1092834455300866068 )

[heady crow]

also tomb, im still smadge over the game last night

[fallow trellis]

I have never been so happy in my entire life

can someone link me the cannon event

[frail scaffold]

Cx

[digital quartz]

this is really sad

[fallow trellis]

why

[frail scaffold]

Glad i can pass the news of the germans passing

[digital quartz]

hey man you do you champ

[fallow trellis]

Oh right because im happy or its sad because the german mod is gone

[frail scaffold]

Is this truly the one and only josta defender

The dick must be insane

[heady crow]

dont do my boy like that 😭

[quaint ore]

Fallout 4 pipe weapons if they were good

[frail scaffold]

This gun looks cooler than half the shit manus make now

[digital quartz]

I don't even know who you are talking about but a mod being banned being your happiest moment in life strikes me as rather sad personally

[heady crow]

speak your shit tomb

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/donut-glaze-satisfying-gif-13180530

[rocky geode]

what if it was a German mod tho

[frail scaffold]

Personally i think finding enjoyment in annoying people getting reprimanded is great

[digital quartz]

sure but that being your HAPPIEST moment in life is kinda sad no?

[rocky geode]

kind of a negative attitude tho

[frail scaffold]

This is pointless semantics honestly

[cedar hatch]

yeah I think them kissing Tomb should've been their happiest moment in life

[hazy finch]

this place like a more retarded twitter
you got funny mfs here making jokes then you got other mfs here thinking they english teachers with the way they fucking deeply analyse every damn word typed here

[digital quartz]

In the sense that it was a hyperbole statement to begin with, sure. otherwise idk how it would be semantics

[frail scaffold]

Thank god you said it cus i cant speak

[fallow trellis]

he is literally the worst person in this server

[heady crow]

he should have been killed

[rocky geode]

*even more retarded twitter

[frail scaffold]

Im just dumb but you def taking it too literally

[fallow trellis]

which is unfair because i wanted that title

[frail scaffold]

Billy ♡

[digital quartz]

I know that he wasn't being serious

[rocky geode]

<333333

[coarse bear]

A year+ of a cunt being a cunt
Most notably in newbies chat and offtopic, but also in report tickets

[fallow trellis]

Bro i got to witness 3 mods being banned shit is like collecting infinity stones

[rocky geode]

god that song SLAPS

especially the sped up version

[fallow trellis]

Im fine with oflin being a mod because all he does is tech support

[frail scaffold]

I remember josta blowing off my report ticket (it didnt need action but bro is still annoying)

[hazy finch]

we actually have a decent mod roster now

praise be

[rocky geode]

does anyone have the full sped up song, when I searched i only got fucking nightcore and shit

[coarse bear]

Oh I'm sorry, we have Australians here and cunt is a term
ahem

A year+ of a twat being a twat

[fallow trellis]

He was literally devils advocate for #1092834455300866068

for like status quo

even if it was a good suggestion

[vale sand]

I know of 2, because I banned 2 of em

Who's the 3rd?

[fallow trellis]

mwadi i think his name was

[frail scaffold]

Aldo i think

[coarse bear]

Aldo I guess

[frail scaffold]

Oh

Cx

[vale sand]

Ah, Aldo wasn't banned, he just left for his book

[hazy finch]

cunt by itself in australian is neutral with slight leaning towards a negative conotation
shit cunt is large negative conotation
good cunt is a large positive conotation

[vale sand]

Or whatever

[heady crow]

didnt he write it for like a year and then come back?

[vale sand]

I don't actually care, just happy he ain't here no more

[digital quartz]

Aldo is writing a book? Oh lord

[heady crow]

he really left again for it?

[coarse bear]

🤝

[fallow trellis]

also when i was new i just see thr german mod pick on newbies for no reason

[vale sand]

Yeah but he is gone now

Just left

[fallow trellis]

also alot of ass kissing from other testers, invictus (rare) and ofc mods

[vale sand]

First time I am happy about not hearing a goodbye

[frail scaffold]

I didnt know much about aldo other than he was here when i joined the server years ago

[coarse bear]

Now to go to Australia to visit a good cunt and get some prawn barbie

[hazy finch]

he started like 2 years ago i think but hes following in the footsteps of rr martin with the way hes not fucking releasing SHIT

[frail scaffold]

Us?

[vale sand]

Couldn't be the mods because I would be pissing on it

[heady crow]

us.

[rocky geode]

mods should be constantly under threat, give a random member here the ability to ban 1 mod a day

like russian roulette but with brainfart members

[digital quartz]

he was a bit ... special and trigger happy with the warnings and bans

[frail scaffold]

Im hoodie n bandoliers guy

[fallow trellis]

hahaha

[digital quartz]

like a discord 2nd amendment?

[fallow trellis]

The german mod gave me a warning for posting beetle tiddies

dude was turned on by beetle tits

[heady crow]

he was a bit of a oddity with his moderating idk

[rocky geode]

i like my idea even more and it is no longer a joke LOL

[coarse bear]

The second guy from the left looks like he killed a CEO of a medical insurance company

[frail scaffold]

If discord mods needed some kind of commitment no one would sign up

[vale sand]

Well, I am also German, so it's hard to narrow it down to that

Dude just took everything too serious

[minor cypress]

Its the autism.

[hazy finch]

im half german and can confirm it was most likely genetics

[fallow trellis]

I did not know that

i refuse to utter his name also skibidi pfp unforgivable

[hazy finch]

we germans have a uh... special knack when it comes to genetics

yea

[rocky geode]

that special eugenics knack

[frail scaffold]

I always hated the vague reasons

[vale sand]

We don't talk about our history

[hazy finch]

his warn on me about posting the roblox cock gif was kinda funny

[rocky geode]

yeah i wana see

Banned: reason : French Canadian

by the books

[frail scaffold]

Quebecois

[rocky geode]

clean cut

[digital quartz]

I remember Aldo calling me psychotic for using the phrase "living in someone's head rent free"

[vale sand]

French and from Canada? God really did not like that individual

[dreamy flax]

⚠️ Warnings: toasterdude

@weary kindle @ <t:1723575159:f>

Your smurf ass posting is definitely scraping the rules, and you already had nsfw warns. next nsfw post is a mute.

@weary kindle @ <t:1707658447:f>

don't post any nsfw in whatever shape or form. Yes, big beetle titties are still nsfw.

[heady crow]

also mods like cat were talkign about islam or something and i just linked the wikipedia page of it and got hit with this

[vale sand]

Aldo was a dickhead with too much power lmao

[rocky geode]

banned: reason: eastern euro (we have too many theres no room for more)

[coarse bear]

Germans when they see the concept of inheritance in coding

[vale sand]

He gave me shit for posting memes in the Admin channel

[fallow trellis]

bro didnt know if i was breaking the rules

[frail scaffold]

Bruhhhh

[heady crow]

no he didnt 😭

tf was he on

[digital quartz]

he was on coup timing

[heady crow]

real

[rocky geode]

he was on that mod juice

[vale sand]

If I would've been as active back then as I am now, I would've just banned him publicly in here

[rocky geode]

the worst drug

[heady crow]

jannie pack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCil-kLGkvc

[hazy finch]

shoulda gave him brainfart exile and let us have some fun with him before you booted him

[rocky geode]

now im sad :( the glowies finally got 4chan

no more/x/ schizo posting

[vale sand]

Good idea if he ever decides to come back

[rocky geode]

;__;

[vale sand]

Because the dude is not banned

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/kagamine-len-vocaloid-white-boy-go-white-boy-gif-3798157568323427381

[heady crow]

nothing of value was lost

[digital quartz]

If you go by some of the theories and rumors going around the glowies WERE 4chan

[rocky geode]

dont say that about my favorite dumpster fire :(

[coarse bear]

Broski you got 8chan and the like still

[minor cypress]

Wym /x/ is still up

[rocky geode]

8chan no thanks im sexually attracted to adults

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/beast-beast-mode-blood-lol-funny-gif-20819143

[rocky geode]

oh, good

next time i have insomnia ill verify that

[vale sand]

You only unlock the ability to post that shit once you reach 300kg and can't get out of a chair anymore

[hazy finch]

i still have no idea wtf 8chan is
ive heard it rarely from both 4chan and reddit but noone actually has said anything about what happens there

[vale sand]

Btw. how is the new bait behaving, katko lmao

[coarse bear]

I'm pretty sure 8chan is made by people who got banned from 4chan

[rocky geode]

keep it that way, i heard it's a great way to meet some federal agents

[hazy finch]

oh no

[rocky geode]

it was

[vale sand]

How do you even get banned from 4chan

[heady crow]

he aint been here but from what i checked what he wrote on offtopic before getting exiled not good 😭

[rocky geode]

that and q anon wierdos

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/noot-noot-meme-noot-noot-black-background-gif-26002556

[rocky geode]

fuckin losers

[digital quartz]

so 8chan is basically brainfart2?

[coarse bear]

Probably Civil Protection

[frail scaffold]

No breakfast 3 coffee 2 cigarettes

[rocky geode]

whats wrong with regular everyday schizophrenia, why do u have to get all political about it smh

[vale sand]

lmao

[frail scaffold]

Lmaoooo

[rocky geode]

LOOOOLLLL

[heady crow]

free my boy 🙏

[rocky geode]

im gonna wake my girl up laughing

[hazy finch]

keep him here ive just looked at his messages he'll fit right in here

[coarse bear]

Where is Falco with his Dindunuffin Law Firm

[hazy finch]

that would be me

uh he dindunuffin

[pale ingot]

"I have made a severe and continuous lapse in judgement"

[hazy finch]

case closed

[vale sand]

After I saw that message request

Bro is definitely not getting out of here now

[heady crow]

i even told him to wait like 2 months and then ask

smh

[vale sand]

Nah, I remembered his previous infraction even tho it was 2 weeks old already

[heady crow]

if 8chan is so good wheres 16chan?

[vale sand]

I ain't gonna forget this one once it comes up

[heady crow]

oh hes a repeat offender? 😭

[pale ingot]

Too old

[vale sand]

There was also 8kun for a bit but it immediately got banned from cloudflare lmao

Like Cloudflare took the website offline

[digital quartz]

wth Spain and Portugal just experienced a nationwide electricity blackout for a couple of hours

[rocky geode]

he needed mushrooms to do 4+4

[coarse bear]

There is also 2chan

[vale sand]

Came back with an alt even tho he was muted

[heady crow]

tf

[hazy finch]

if you'll please consult this chart this clearly states that falco dindunuffin and if he did it was actually based and chadpilled and you're a little sissy liberal if you find that a problem

[rocky geode]

we dont talk about 2 chan

fr fr

[fallow trellis]

I still didnt like the reason why he was made into a moderator: the reason why was he knew the game well and how much ppl were in this server, for the first part modders know more he was just a tester (feedback was important tho) and doesnt this server have a counter for members

[digital quartz]

apparently they still need 6-10 hours to restore electricity

[rocky geode]

2 chan is that kid from school who showed you gore videos at 12 years old

[digital quartz]

what the actual fuck

[coarse bear]

Ru-chat sometimes describes people as "you talk like you're from dvach (2chan)"

[fallow trellis]

but I get it running short on mod was tough i guess and theres only a few serious people who would actually want the role

[vale sand]

Jury is already adjourned and sitting at the next starbucks, laughing their ass off after giving someone 10 years for petty theft

[hazy finch]

dry what does this say btw

[rocky geode]

2chan is the Chinese fent of forum posting, we dont go there

[vale sand]

Josta?

[heady crow]

i assume aldo

[rocky geode]

WHAT

DID YOU JUST POST

[vale sand]

Ah I can't argue for that case, I couldn't intervene since I wasn't here lmao

[fallow trellis]

oh yeah, sorry im still on that

[rocky geode]

HELLO

[prisma venture]

Real

[fallow trellis]

I just cant believe actual justice was delivered 2 days ago

[coarse bear]

"You're so cute", then "I love you" a lot, interrupted once by "God I love you"

[fallow trellis]

and I was stuck in Transaction Law class

[minor cypress]

Bro the smell

[vale sand]

He became a moderator because ????

The reasoning came after the matter of the fact

[hazy finch]

aggressively lesbian gotcha

[rocky geode]

me @ flop

[summer flame]

classic gem

[vale sand]

The Moderation Team made a poll, majority was for it and I just did gave a green light to whatever the Moderation Team thought was the best decision

[coarse bear]

She should drink some water tbh

[vale sand]

Now that it backfired this fucking hard, I will not just green light whatever anymore

[rocky geode]

LOL

[fallow trellis]

oh uhh mwadi got banned and they needed somone, i asked falco why they chose him and he said hes knowledgable about the game and the fact that he knows the amount of ppl in this server. But i dont think he intended to explain the whole thing

[coarse bear]

[fallow trellis]

I asked why they chose him out of the rest

[vale sand]

Yeah, I remember that ban

[fallow trellis]

but i guess it wasnt taht important anymore he was still a dick but uhh he could ban ppl now instead of reporting them

[rocky geode]

but why " because, mf, begone"

[vale sand]

Good day, I had a McDonalds milkshake

[minor cypress]

Then got balanced out by s5 doing a micdrop ban and dipping

[coarse bear]

Mods that quit or got banned, so far
A German, a Russian, a Russian-Lithuanian, and a Russian-German
What I'm hearing is
I should re-brand to being Korean

[rocky geode]

flavor?

[vale sand]

Vanilla, the only flavour that doesn't taste like chemical waste

[coarse bear]

[minor cypress]

The gamma lore thickens

[rocky geode]

YES SIRRRR

[pale ingot]

havent tried being exclusively lithuanian yet, maybe give that one a try

[minor cypress]

Kpop idol mod when?

[coarse bear]

Have you seen @edgy abyss ?
I'll pass

[pale ingot]

fair enough

[vale sand]

We need a Filipino, you ain't never gonna have a Filipino pulling some weird ass shit

[coarse bear]

You've also seen Delight tho
So double pass

[minor cypress]

Either this or we get Brazilian mod next

[heady crow]

i wouldnt be a good mod but i nominate myself for the role

[vale sand]

Their country may be wild but their work ethic is unmatched

[pale ingot]

where the fuck you gonna find a filipino

[digital quartz]

I vote for Bruno

[coarse bear]

I actually know a Filipino artist

[fallow trellis]

i remember someone who posts kpop he got like a 6 month ban

[fresh rose]

I think you should be strapped to a train like in that one mad max scene but the plot twist is you stay there permanently

[vale sand]

The same way we found random ass Lithuanians

[coarse bear]

They did thumbnails and models for big TF2bers

[fallow trellis]

Damn I should be Filipino again

[pale ingot]

aye, fair enough

[hazy finch]

we need a brazillian mod

trust me

[vale sand]

I have a bad feeling about your reasoning

[hazy finch]

nah dw

trust

[pale ingot]

BRAZIL 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 CAMPEAO DO MUNDO

[vale sand]

And what is the reasoning?

[edgy abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-i-am-lithuanian-how-could-you-tell-lithuania-lietuva-gif-25325413

[vale sand]

That is a horrible reason

But still better than nothing at all

[digital quartz]

did you expect something else?

[coarse bear]

I'm still waiting on S5 to randomly send me a vid of him throwing a brick through your or Delight's window

[shell venture]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcsgPTxr-NI

[vale sand]

Not really

lmao

[heady crow]

i expected brazilian miku ngl

[shell venture]

🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 NUMERO UNOOOOOOOOOOOO

[digital quartz]

you need to change your swag to brazillian

[shell venture]

true

soon

[pale ingot]

🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷

[vale sand]

A Brazilian Female as a moderator, I would just fucking leave at that point

[shell venture]

[coarse bear]

Brazilian courts banning X for a while because Elon allows fascism on the site was kinda based

[heady crow]

you coulda had osaka but then yall banned her

[vale sand]

Fuck no

[heady crow]

removed for speaking the truth 💔

[coarse bear]

[vale sand]

We banned her counterpart as well

[minor cypress]

Revive osaka to be a mod, but only for brainfart

[shell venture]

but the instigators are still in

[vale sand]

May they both live happily ever after

[minor cypress]

🇧🇷

[heady crow]

and i thank you all for that

[digital quartz]

there is a million other Osakas to take her place you can't win this fight

[heady crow]

even though cockrider was fun to bait

[vale sand]

We know

We had about 5 before her

[pale ingot]

everyone is so mean 2 me 💔

[vale sand]

Not all from chile but they all had one thing in common

[digital quartz]

they make them in a factory somewhere

or a lab

[shell venture]

bring back osaka and cockrider
and ban robert and breezy

[heady crow]

the alice factory yeah

[fresh rose]

Wow I wonder where this factory is where they have a infinite budget to make osakas with

[vale sand]

Iedy would approve

Of at least 3 of those things

Osaka, not so much

[pale ingot]

what are the most memorable ones

like, osaka.. meowmachine...

[vale sand]

Stella

[fresh rose]

Stella was just French

[worldly gate]

What

[fresh rose]

She has a diff disorder

[shell venture]

was stella the one with the final fantasy pfp ?

[pale ingot]

the french

[fresh rose]

The speech bubble

[vale sand]

It was the dude that posted the "I lost all my personality blah blah blah" shit

[fresh rose]

I forgot her name

[fresh rose]

No thats different person

[vale sand]

Another person

[minor cypress]

Wait meowmachine is kill

[vale sand]

Who would've guessed

[storm stream]

Alice?

[fresh rose]

I forgot that persons name

[vale sand]

I think so

[pale ingot]

for a while, no?

[fresh rose]

That person IS THE ORIGINAL

[digital quartz]

so you are saying Iedy is gonna go next?

[vale sand]

She was banned from someone

[minor cypress]

Was that the one that couldnt cook for shit and mental boomed

Or the one that just posts cats and pings homies

[fresh rose]

Fuck whats the name of the original

Shit

[vale sand]

It was the person that couldn't cook

[minor cypress]

Ahhh i remember

[vale sand]

The mods always pissed me off by posting her images in a chat

[edgy abyss]

He'll need one hell if a throwing arm to reach it

[minor cypress]

Funniest shit ever

[vale sand]

Not when you're eating

[fresh rose]

[hazy finch]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Bn5IW-5SBTU

[fresh rose]

Sniper I have a friend in the US who washes their eggs

B4 they cook them

But dont wash their rice cus its extra flavour

[vale sand]

Very useful

[storm stream]

The shell?

[fresh rose]

[minor cypress]

Also the schizo "i change my personality because napoleon is gonna stalk me again" arc

[edgy abyss]

Ye! Fuck mods! Get bent @coarse bear

[fresh rose]

Yes

He legit dips them

[edgy abyss]

[digital quartz]

dont they all do that because they remove the protective coating in the US?

[fresh rose]

In a fucking bowl

Of water

[fresh rose]

The eggs in the US are washed in factories

[hazy finch]

dude so much interesting shit happens when im sleepin godamnit

[digital quartz]

so he double washes?

[fresh rose]

Yes

[vale sand]

I also wash my eggs when I cook them in their shell, you never know what kinda troglodyte touched them in the store

[fresh rose]

Its so fucking funny

[edgy abyss]

You're not supposed to eat the shell

[eager igloo]

Maja

[vale sand]

But if I crack them, why bother

[digital quartz]

safety first I guess

[vale sand]

Ah right

[minor cypress]

Same. I missed the josta crucification

[eager igloo]

Wait lemme

[vale sand]

Maja was that one

[minor cypress]

Too much lore i swear

[fresh rose]

They were already clean in the packaging

[vale sand]

I missed like 3 iterations of crazy females

[digital quartz]

but what if they missed one?

[coarse bear]

There's a meme vid pinned in #╟❓general-offtopic

[digital quartz]

better wash your eggs twice

[shell venture]

just look at offtopic pins

[digital quartz]

or thrice

[hazy finch]

you coulda fixed em but you were too late

[vale sand]

I ain't fixing shit

[fresh rose]

They don't bro its a conveyer belt that splashes water on every individual egg as they roll on it

[fresh rose]

THE ORIGINAL

[heady crow]

better boil them in hand sanitizer

[storm stream]

"crucifixion" is probably kinda accurate

[pale ingot]

lowkey forgot about maja but i remember the speech

[vale sand]

Same

[coarse bear]

It doesn't show us the half an hour he took to write out his final words but whatever

[vale sand]

I thought it was stella

[summer flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789517844634271804/1366401267592859698/AQNh0aHRuBUW9CUvlHi8l-OX-L1BQ3tS8XSIRr_nsHBjawXf0n98MHCtx5fGHR2G1ZyC8_wLTvPjwKAfE3xGZhtuB0AbCW8ried6LN0.mp4?ex=6810cfd8&is=680f7e58&hm=a1a16c9a0828ea27d08e6e6a2de2a0f1b966b57a97ee93619cb83951d7494b79&

[vale sand]

Too many people that just left because they had a meltdown

[pale ingot]

i thought it was meowmachine

[pale ingot]

mixing them up at this point

[heady crow]

i need to piss

[vale sand]

Ngl, I am kinda thirsty, gonna get myself some water

[vale sand]

stay away from me

[eager igloo]

Should rename myself brainfart archivist

[vale sand]

lmao

[heady crow]

you just said you were thirsty

[summer flame]

I love water

[coarse bear]

Nostalgia Critic but on a tight budget

[summer flame]

hydration maxxing

[vale sand]

Yeah no, not anymore meowmachine

[storm stream]

But do you catually have an archive?

[heady crow]

we do
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1EEe48_wdjJVOK6CjCcHlAiXz2BtOlJ5Fk4DrRlFaqHM/edit?usp=sharing

[vale sand]

We could create our own version of rotten tomatoes for the mentally ill

[summer flame]

me fr

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/get-real-nostalgia-critic-doug-walker-toilet-morph-gif-5352828431693659289

[eager igloo]

Busy is slacking though

[heady crow]

real

@placid sail

https://tenor.com/view/richard-attenborough-whip-whipped-whiplash-whiplashed-gif-16890874512241116786

[minor cypress]

Holy shit god tier edit

Alex finally has worthy shitpost competition

[placid sail]

ow okay okay I will work!

wait, what am I slacking on again?

[digital quartz]

at this points its more of a eulogy than a lore compilation

[heady crow]

i just wanted to make you stress a bit more

you cant be too relaxed

[heady crow]

yeah 😭

[fresh rose]

Who the fuck is Alex

[eager igloo]

Real

[heady crow]

andrew

[quaint ore]

unrelated note: I cant believe I lived to the day where the next moon landing is scheduled just a year away

[fresh rose]

Who said ur gonna live

[eager igloo]

Can you believe it guys

Moon landing

[pale ingot]

jokerge edited

[eager igloo]

just a year away

[digital quartz]

wait I only know of China trying to get there by 2030

who else is planning?

[quaint ore]

it's more fun to think about moon landing than whatever the fuck trump or other politician is doing again

[heady crow]

yeah, we are in 2029

[quaint ore]

NASA plans to do Artemis 2 no later than April 2026

[digital quartz]

oh shit

[fresh rose]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1342898342371393628/catturion.gif

[eager igloo]

Moon landing is in a year
woohoo
I am so happy about this information

[digital quartz]

wait

how do they have the funds?

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-cat-rigby-pee-funny-cat-gif-436236211739437212

[digital quartz]

aren't they chronically underfunded?

[heady crow]

triple the space budget

[placid sail]

oh my god they're opening a mcdonalds on the moon

[shell venture]

ugly pixelated and no transparent background

[placid sail]

pog

[pale ingot]

pissing

[quaint ore]

SpaceX is also involved afaik

[digital quartz]

ahhh

[vale sand]

Easily fixed, send Katy Perry to space one more time

[storm stream]

This is... interesting

[fresh rose]

This is the original

[digital quartz]

curious +25%? 🤔

[fresh rose]

I got it 5 minutes after it was made

I carry the holy scriptures written in stone

[shell venture]

yeah but why use it when the superior version is available

[digital quartz]

she came back different ngl

[fresh rose]

Cause

Its cooler to use the original

[shell venture]

no it isn't

[vale sand]

I can't really speak for her before because I didn't care about her but her after is extremely wild

[fresh rose]

I have a video that summarizes walking dead better

Give me 2 minutes

[shell venture]

the fortnite one is better

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-grimes-rick-grimes-the-walking-dead-twd-gif-5490509700869782682

[digital quartz]

do you know when they announced the Artemis 2 project? Is it like a long running project or a vanity Trump thing?

[quaint ore]

I think it was announced in like mid 2010s

[digital quartz]

oh shit then it might actually happen

[fresh rose]

Truth bomb

[quaint ore]

They got the crew assembled since April 2023

[fresh rose]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/545732765996285967/1189649166624903279/ssstwitter.com_1703704851620.mp4?ex=68107ddf&is=680f2c5f&hm=b87e74c6f36d3e9c835d6a6de34b44dfd4636e7aaad9e6b7a63690e3cc592d40&

[digital quartz]

wth they didnt ask me?

[fresh rose]

Walking dead 13 seasons summarized

[quaint ore]

Last January, Artemis 2 was delayed from November of 2024 to September of 2025 due to a handful of safety-related issues. Paramount among them was the unexpected loss of large chunks of material from Artemis 1's heat shield.

[heady crow]

you work for the wrong government

[quaint ore]

they are delaying it a lot due to safety concerns, apollo had the same teething issues

[digital quartz]

I think that doesn't matter with NASA

[narrow lotus]

[heady crow]

well not in the 40s

[quaint ore]

P sure NASA requires a security clearance to work at

[vale sand]

Honestly didn't watch it, is it even worth it?

[digital quartz]

yeah you wouldn't want a second Apollo 1

[primal rapids]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvTKJJhcqhA

[quaint ore]

[fresh rose]

Watch up to season 8

[quaint ore]

God those poor men

[fresh rose]

Then watch up to season 4 episode 5 of fear the walking dead if you need more zombies

[fresh rose]

Then you can watch the rick spinoff cause that ones okay, or you can watch the daryl spinoff if you like daryl more

Thats all thats worth it

[narrow lotus]

bruno face reveal

[digital quartz]

I have the lowest security clearance possible for local german government information 😎 surely that gets me in the door

[fresh rose]

Everything else is either meh or garbage

Fear the walking dead is like

Season 1 thru 3 fire

[quaint ore]

yeah you could start off at a lower position and then rise through the ranks

[fresh rose]

Season 4 is meh

5 is garbage

[vale sand]

Kinda sad for the fact that it went on for what, 10 years?

[digital quartz]

I'll just be a blind passenger

[fresh rose]

6 is peak

7 is garbage

8 is garbage

[quaint ore]

p sure most astronauts are test pilots doe

[primal rapids]

Nah, just launch them without very thoroughly checking everything. I'm sure the Challenger explosion will never happen again.

[vale sand]

Fair enough, good to know

[fresh rose]

If they stuck to the comic in season 8 and after it would be absolute peak but they wouldn't be able to milk as many spinoffs

[fresh rose]

Thats for the spinoff, 1 thru 8 on the main series is good

[vale sand]

I played like one of the Telltale games

[vale sand]

Wasn't even that bad honestly

[digital quartz]

it does unironically look like bruno

[fresh rose]

All the telltale games are good ngl

[quaint ore]

My dad qualifies to join the astronaut corps

[digital quartz]

the GoT one sucks

[fresh rose]

Just steal a rocket

[quaint ore]

he has a master's degree in aviation engineering

[fresh rose]

Like what

[digital quartz]

you know wich telltale game would slap, a WH40k telltale game

[vale sand]

I just played like one of them because I knew that those kinda games can go to shit real quick because they want to make their money back on the license

[heady crow]

im often told i look like the basic character from fortnite

[primal rapids]

Isn't it also basically an unspoken requirement that you should also have served in an air force or have extensive aviation experience

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-jonesy-talking-ai-gif-10896145405391026659

[fresh rose]

Whats the GoT one i forgorted

Or well

[vale sand]

Look at Daedalic Entertainment lmao

[fresh rose]

Idk the abreviation

Lol

[heady crow]

game of thrones

[digital quartz]

only US citizens? I though they also take foreign people like when they send people to the ISS 🤔

[quaint ore]

In the older days, yeah, nowadays the new crews have people of civilian backgrounds

[fresh rose]

Oh yea those r shit

[heady crow]

byeah

[quaint ore]

ISS has several agencies working together

[heady crow]

same as the show after season 5

[fresh rose]

They went bankrupt because ppl just watched the games on youtube

[digital quartz]

oh so this is NASA exclusively?

[heady crow]

and that fat fuck grrm still wont write the winds of winer

[vale sand]

I mean, Deponia is kinda goated ngl

[quaint ore]

yeah these are NASA exclusive requirements

I dunno about european space agency

[digital quartz]

I always thought ISS Astronauts were NASA employees irrespective of their country of origin

[fresh rose]

Now they own 2 IPs

[vale sand]

The Lord of the Rings one tho

[fresh rose]

They remade the studio

[modest karma]

thanks for givin me great memes to steal🙏

[vale sand]

That one was absolutely shit

[fresh rose]

They still own the wolf smong us

Among*

So they are making a 2nd game for that

[vale sand]

Ay there he is, the test subject

How is it going

[modest karma]

test subject is crazy

[fresh rose]

And they made a space game

[modest karma]

pretty alright

[digital quartz]

Do you guys think a cool Kerbal Space Program build would look good on a CV for NASA?

[coarse bear]

https://fixvx.com/Lorgarwasright/status/1916810410919166090?t=O8b9pw9_tfIxsjAqT49AUg&s=19

Lorgar Aurelian (@[e-mail])

https://t.co/0hyRMCGLFi

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 28, 2025, 11:03 AM

[vale sand]

That's great to hear, as you can see, the people in here are nice and only attack you for a day or so

[coarse bear]

Me with my new router (IT WON'T FUCKING WORK)

[vale sand]

Then you're completely ignored and forgotten about

[heady crow]

fake it till you make it tomb

[modest karma]

yeah i noticed

[quaint ore]

they got people from Roskosmos (until the fucky wucky in 2022), NASA, European Space Agency and the chinese one

[modest karma]

average finnish army experience

[digital quartz]

they immediately started hand to hand combat in space when the 2022 news hit

[storm stream]

Mby you can let the fella out

[modest karma]

imma steal this video

[quaint ore]

nah they sectioned each other off

[vale sand]

He wanted to be here and skom gave him the role, at the end of the day, it's up to skom to let him out

[solar breach]

Literally me

[vale sand]

Unless he's been here for like a month

[solar breach]

I am literally a tech priest

[digital quartz]

speak binary then

[fresh rose]

A dude reached grandmaster in league of legends and put it on his LinkedIn

So yes it would work

[modest karma]

wasnt skom drunk

[solar breach]

binharic screeching

[vale sand]

The details didn't affect the success of the outcome as you can see

[modest karma]

facts

[modest karma]

now it does fire damage

[solar breach]

Remove it slowly, with hands

[digital quartz]

I think challenger is the top 0.029% in something that a lot of people play so I guess it shows that you have perseverance and can excel at something

[vale sand]

The last time you'll ever touch anything

[digital quartz]

or for grandmaster its 0.069%

[modest karma]

nah bro somebodys babushka would take that out with ease

[digital quartz]

I know Shopify hired a bunch of old SC2 professionals

[solar breach]

You'll probably get out of service tho

[heady crow]

hot potato

[narrow lotus]

somone had a lot of money for ammo let loose

someone's best 20-30 seconds of his life

[quaint ore]

@digital quartz I just checked it out, Artemis program began in 2017

[vale sand]

Yeah but your wife already cheated on you a day after you enrolled

[solar breach]

Toss it at your buddy

[vale sand]

So why even bother

[heady crow]

"your injury wasnt service related"

[quaint ore]

artemis 1 was a success

artemis 2 is the next step

and the final will be a space station on the moon

[solar breach]

True true...

Death by suicide or by Drone strike

[vale sand]

Made a grill party with the neighbours but everyone brought they own meat type shit

[solar breach]

I'd crashout

[narrow sorrel]

ARTEM-is

[vale sand]

You don't have hands

[solar breach]

I know my Dad would

[modest karma]

valid crashout

[solar breach]

Fuck

[vale sand]

And fighting with a stump is harder than you'd think

[solar breach]

Steel mills are scary with proper regulations already

[coarse bear]

Come fix my TP-LINK AC1200

[digital quartz]

initiated via Space Policy Directive-1 signed by Trump

I knew it

[vale sand]

bro is missing the dude like 90% of the time

that water does not help

[digital quartz]

this had Trump vanity project all over it

[modest karma]

wait isnt there also a brainrot exile role

[solar breach]

Yeah I'll spend 2 hours diagnosing only to find a squirrel gnawed on the outside cables

[quaint ore]

still cool ig

[vale sand]

You already have it

[digital quartz]

the bonus is we don't pay

[quaint ore]

imo one of the better things he did

[solar breach]

And I dont have the tools to splice cables

[vale sand]

You mean the reject role

[solar breach]

[vale sand]

Disallowing you access to the channel

[modest karma]

oh i meant to say reject

[coarse bear]

Funny thing is, the older router works fine

[vale sand]

Yeah but that would just lead to you having no access whatsoever

[modest karma]

so its even worse than what i have?

[modest karma]

damn so basically mute

[vale sand]

In combination with your current one, yes

[solar breach]

I've found those shitty modem/router combos that ISPs provide you with are more reliable, but obviously aren't very good

And tend to overheat

[modest karma]

banger sound tho

hood classic

[vale sand]

I've had one from Telekom, worst piece of dogshit I have ever used

[solar breach]

The worst devices to work on are still printers though

Devils work

[solar breach]

Never heard of them, euro company?

[modest karma]

is talking in another language against the rules? saw you were shit talking me for it yesterday

[fluid heron]

Fuck yeah

[narrow lotus]

bro is out there crafting the shittiest steel quality

[vale sand]

In the U.S they're called T-Mobile

[solar breach]

Ah

Never used them

They dont seem

Particularly good

[narrow lotus]

Yeee Haw brother

[vale sand]

Just don't

[solar breach]

The one in Baton Rouge down here is fantastic

[fluid heron]

Going to sprint on all fours towards the fishing section

[vale sand]

Quite literally, take that random advice from me as a confirmation, just don't

They're shit

[fluid heron]

Everyone on the highway was being retarded

[vale sand]

Better than anything else we have here but still shit

[digital quartz]

I see you never enjoyed 1&1 :)

[vale sand]

I did and I left after 3 months

[digital quartz]

natural reaction to 1&1

[solar breach]

Around here it's a fight vs ATT and Optimum. During the hurricanes ATT actually cared and sent a fleet of trucks so they got popular, then suddenlink changed names and brought fiber to the area

[vale sand]

One of which I didn't even have an active internet connection