#🎪bruh-fart
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Same with the GTA Trilogy Remaster, yet they are the ones who approved it
It was the Fr*nch
they just ported the game to ue5 and remade a couple features
not surprised difficulty scaling was untouched
not making excuses
just giving reasons
If you argue that, the level system should also stay the same... Yet, they changed it.
They bothered to rework that, but not to change a few damage multipliers
chad howard sweep
the only thing I like so far is the "no marketing" bit
did it actually sell 280 million ?
the leak was probably the marketing

No lmao
advertising is annoying
and advertisers contribute nothing to society
everybody is gonna know about the game when it gets a banner on steam or the console digital store anyway
Generally these days you dont need marketing
didn't GTAV spend like twice the game budget on advertising?
it had 120K online players just after launch
on just steam
tbh i dont get the hate on todd, dude is just in it for the passion of the games 
and the devs worked twice the hours they were paid for
Maybe they rushed the release because of the oblivion mod
Yeah, but 280 million copies sold in the first day would even dwarf GTA....
couldnt let them bite into the sales margins
I say probably a million copies sold, the first day...
But that would also include me, and I returned that shit 
Bought Kingdome Come Deliverance 2 instead
and gamers say " why le games le bad "
@worldly gate
oblivion remake is so fucking delicious
they managed to make a profound and awesome handwork
When it comes to Bethesda, gamers are fucking lobotomized and suffer from Stockholm syndrome
ur dad's got good handwork
🤤
not just bethesda
did they keep this
thank you
why are you saying good things about mmy daddy out of nowhere
dont worry about it fella
Oh my fucking god 
fuggetaboutit
again, what is wrong with this fucking cat
and why is there squirting in front of him
you know what
i dont wanna know anymore
pisser

p!avatar 485984804031037465
@narrow lotus 's alt
He won’t be able to because that never happened 
Funny cat gif
Lol
fell for the of bait
your mom gave me brain-gpt last night
If you're into grannies I guess bro @rocky geode
I mean
It's whatever but like
Damn bro
its so true
i am
Carry on
its not about the pleasure its about sending a message
She calls me daddy which I never liked previously buuuut
After hearing it for a bit like..
ew. the more i heard it from someone i was with, the more i was grossed out.
Marketing for games in the 2000s was a double edged sword
Sometimes you'd get some cool looking shit like those Halo 3 ads and other times you'd get shit like "Your mom is gonna hate this game" like Dead Space 2 did
The "Your mom is gonna hate this game" shit was hilarious
well give her my number then
him 
even better 
dayum

oh phew
oldeR
damn we sure do have to read all the wordds before jugding


hero without a cape
kitty got out alive thank god
he's going to do it all over again tomorrow

I mean I was at first but
Does anyone know the song in this one?
doom?
Bro I'm 30 she's 42
kinda sounds like doom soundtrack
yeah i... sorry
i didnt read all the message
That's Meshuggah Bleed
Algoods lol
well, not calling you sonny at least
@heady crow
Composed by Mick Gordon.
Wallpaper by Rizza D. Marco.
might be this
idk
hiiii busy :3

nvm
This dude
I don't speak moon glyphs

Tough luck
Bro is wickedly horny on main

didnt had the cahcne to play the new killer instinct
I didn't notice it's not Frotas DMs 
only snes, since little kid
hilarious that you still need to mod boblivion remake
Real
modding for what
lol
this shit slaps way more than i thought
holy moly
Hi iedy
🔥

Look
damn
How descriptive can I get here
No
absolute dogshit difficulty scaling that remained like so straight from original game, despite the claims of it being fixed, and stutters
basically if you try to play boblivion on max difficulty, both original and "remaster", you're getting molested
BethesdaMoments

molested
yeah same in Skyirm rly , the draugr from Bleak Falls for example would 1 shot you most of the time
even if i went in like 5 levels above

skill issue
and same in fallouts
im on hard difficulty
Level scaling so everything stays as spongy as possible
not so hard so far
because bethesda makes the same shitty difficulty scaling in every rpg they make
just dont get hit? 
Real , even worse cause they had guns there so they would just pixel 1 tap you with some shitty pipe revolver
Skyrim’s combat is fucking abysmal like let’s be real here
but its still passable
you either install mods that make the actual difficulty scaling or you play adept
@mossy voidsaul goodman was literally the next episode 
Skyrims combat is 2011 dude

I know him now
skyrim in 2011 was peak
Skyrim is 14 years old
Ah yes
Two people standing face to face hitting each other with sticks until one of them goes down
or its the same combat system
Mick Gordon did the audio for it
basically same
why would it be different than skyrim since its a prequel
so it is the same
ofc it is
There’s a reason stealth archer was the best and that’s because the best way to do combat is to avoid it
I was watching a streamer today getting his balls crushed on master and asked him whether he was scammed to buy deluxe thinking it's the only one with dlcs
he said yes
so you're not the only idiot out there froggert
i mean, oblivion and skyrim probably have their differences on combat
im not an idiot 😿
thing is
oblivion is even older than Skyrim so what is the point of complaining, thats how the game was back then
stealth so far is not like skyrim
yes , for modern times
I'm sorry man but it is how it is
its a shitty boring combatg
back then nobody complained cause there was nothing else
to play
Don’t get me wrong I like skyrim, it has a lot going for it, but the combat was terrible
I hope oblivion’s is better
it probably had some changes
Ppl loved to hack and slash enemies
what complaints do we have
one of the very few features added by "remaster"
i noticed that there is some kind of parery system
parry*
if you blokc on right time the stamina goes less lower
and sprinting animation is absolutely hilarious
your character just turns on freaky mode
i bet a modder will make a better one in 1 week
steph is that just gae porn
I should preemptively look for boblivion "remaster" difficulty scaling mods before fitgirl drops that repack
meow :3
i need to play more
Just play on lowest
expert and especially master difficulty in boblivion essentially makes it that the more you level up, the more it turns into a horrible sponge fest where you fight a single enemy for ten minutes while he can one shot you at any time
unless you minmax the game
yikes, so the npcs level up as you level up
well not even minmaxing, you have to cheese it at that point
so is a molestation party as you said
yup

one of the cheesy strategies is to never level up lol
Jesse what the fuck are you talking about
so just dont sleep
soul level 0 boblivion run
just dont play hardest difficulty lolo
lol
2nd hardest is jsut as hard
yeah , i did my fare share runs in Skyrim Legendary , that shit felt problematic always because even when u got good gear you would still get shat on by some average enemy
i never had issue with skyrim, i think its even easy for a "legendary" edition
otherwise like busy saidyou spend 30 seconds per enemy and they can kill you in 3
i hate when enemies level up to match because then it becomes a case of did you optimize perfectly to stay relevant?
lvl 1 > Draugr lord 1 taps me
LVL 55 full Daedric > Draugr overlord 1 taps me
fair enough
or i just exploited the game glithces alot
that's how I initially played bethesda's sandboxes, I just ignored the difficulty setting alltogether. but after trying out some mods, I've found out there are more balanced and interesting gameplay-wise options for difficulty
In a game where increased difficulty means nothing but less damage to enemies less health for you, more health for enemies, and more damage for them, the difficulty is bad
reqiuem my beloved
leveled world
Yeah this is why Bethesda's game design is boring nowadays
Like it’s simply better not to bother with high difficulty
they dont innovate
it was a cheap way then
its defo shit now
mods fixed this
always did
and as we can see , always will
you mean, the game doesnt change, it keeps the same pace from start to end
god bless you little nerds
The game doesn’t change. Fights just take longer and you die more, that’s it
yeah i dig what you mean
my guy no kind of identity theft works for you. you still have your one of a kind color
instead of offering enemies with more complex movements and attacks they jst raise their health and damage
that is lazy as fuck indeed
you know what's extra fucked up about master difficulty in boblivion?
what happens when your enemy has more hp?
you hit it more
level up more
and you level up FASTER

making enemies STRONGER

brilliant design
while your leveling up makes you stronger only a lil bit, your strongest spikes are equipment/weapons/spells
Press the button harder
indeed
i played the shit out of godhand
but there the more good you get and the less you take hit, worse it gets
until you plead for mercy
lmfao
yeah but thats cool
until you switch back for adept and curse Bobb Toward's name
oof indeed
mf'er is hard
if you make a """remaster""" of a game, and this is a mod people have to use, you should just kill yourself
real
my game is running pretty fine so far
maybe bc im playing in medium settings
i bet that if i put on high settings
my pc graphics card would stop working from the heat
the stutters usually occur after entering a location or coming outside
hm....
occasional, not constant, but annoying
took random screenshot in skyrim yesterday
oh my god
imps?
fucking check this out
yeah i think
You will consoom UE5 and you will enjoy it


literally die five times easier and kill five times slower
oblivion remake lookin nice 
just cut off your arm at this point and poke one eye out
they didnt made a remaster with skyrim yet right
cuz they are the same ugly shit till this very day
reading comprehension 
Whomp
they havent
they did anniversary edition but that was like
Frota smells
maybe a shader and some paid content bundled with skyrim
yeah
I'm too lost at this point about how many versions of skyrim there are
i smell good
did they put oblivion on skyrim engine?
it's definitely a few
no its still oblivion
the x64 version for Skyrim was the best thing they did cause it allowed the game to run on full performance
they've put old ass boblivion engine inside ue5 somehow
and get turned into final fantasy combat and shit we have now
animal rights organizations are concerned
well my download is at 25% so still got 1 hour to wait i guess
i already got my free oblivion
im downloading with 25mb/s so the seas have great winds to be fair
totally from xbox game pass
@narrow lotus special edition skyrim was honestly such a great update
i get it fucked over modders but idk
worth it ngl
your road led to warmer sands
it fucked them over cause they had to update
but int he end it let to better more ambitious mods
because the performance limti wasnt there
I relate to khajiit caravans in midrim a lot
FF combat at least has the stagger gauge for big boi damage
I too am stuck in a cold country for some reason
i remember a mod i downloaded a very long time ago
a whole khajiit country map
also voice acted
ah yes
yep yep
Elsweyr
90GB HD TEXTURES DLC which changed Nothing but added 90gb
kekthesda
CHICKEN JOCKI
oh man i didn't really look but skyrim requiem got the dragonborn dlc intergration in the last 3 months its so peak
how do you think boblivion went from 6 Gb to 120 Gb?
that is so true lmao
fucking 120gb

uncompressed anything
i had to delete some games to put this one
wasnt playing kcd 2
so i deleted to have space
kcd2 was so good
it is good
there's probably just some 40gb folder with bethesda's financial documents randomly forgotten in the release
excellent even
Took awhile to get into it though
120gb and todd's porn stash is 100
oh right
there's also one more funny side-effect to playing on CBT difficulty
your weapons are breaking every fight or two

because you have to cut into the enemy like a fucking century-old tree
skyrim is very lightweight on mechanics compared to older games
why does it feel like elder scrolls games have a debuff everytime they release a new game
they just dumb it down
morrowind remaster would be great ngl
so god forbid your tiny brain get tired from all the nuances
never ever happening
unfortunately
modern audiences require modern solutions

cant believe they added the lusty argonian maid to oblivion remake
starfieldslop and avowedslop are a huge proof that this works
we have to be patient and live till 2060 to play skywind
also the dlc which were just paid mods
or creation club stuff i guess
my great grandson will probably not see elder scrolls 6
we have to make it to 2080 for the Star Citizen release
real the latest skuyrim version they reelased now has so many mods and shit
heres an update that breaks all ur mods, tee hee
some weird out of lore shit
ye
you know
they tricked everyone to buy it again by wording the steam page in such a way that a lot of silly people like froggert were convinced that ONLY deluxe edition has all the dlcs included
Yall be Brains in Jars when they release those games then they hook up the wires and make YOU the NPCs!
should've been cheaper if you already owned the game
while the deluxe edition is the same as standard one dlc-wise except foooor....
i see
(not a great example but) i remember when dark souls remastered came out and if you owned prepared to die edition the remaster was always half off
i think its funny
bethesda successfully selling horse armor dlc again in 2025 is stellar
yeah...
and players still get their clown makeup and buy
If you buy the base version, yes
If you buy the deluxe version, no
to be fair, I was clowned on like that too once upon a time. I've bought season pass for civ V, I think? and I was convinced it included all the dlcs. but no, it included fucking bonus leaders and not the actual big dlcs

At least expansions are included in both 
well thank fucking god
froggert thought it's only included in deluxe and gave todd extra ten bucks, laugh at him
i mean thank tod
:33
Thank you Godd Todd
the deluxe and super deluxe
to be fair, the description of the deluxe edition on the steam page is sussy as fuck
hi big man :3
so much money
sorry
Heyy
i meant yes i have them all
Small guy
No the second one is like, you buy the base game, you want to upgrade to the deluxe later

man, I wish I could give all my money to Podd Noward, I really wish...
i see
but I'm region locked...
alas, I will have to play the remaster for absolutely free... what a shame...
he would say "we're gonna need 4 times this value"
You still get to the 65€ total or whatever money they charge you for it but yeah, it's basically just in case you buy the base version now and want to upgrade later
I kind of get it when you buy posh skins in league or escape from adult life
other people get to see how cool you are
damn being a todd supporter paid off
todd gave me a free copy 
but paying for skins in a single player game
Skins
same, i have the free version
which you can update with mods to have AAAAAAAAAAAAAANYYYYYYYYYYY visual content you could ever want
FO FREE
It's what started this cancer we have to live with
ahh a fellow todd supporter
it's just beyond me
meow
"sir, do you have anything to say about buying a deluxe edition?"
you could have bought premium quality sawdust to eat for those ten bucks instead of the cheap sawdust you usually eat frogerio
you would have been so healthy and strong
bad games ??
in the big 25 ????
hi shefy
so we hope
halo

good character vs generic gooner bait
cry about it gooner
Dont say shit that about my boy Vergil

I'm all ears seems pretty tame by ZZZ standards
@ancient barn hiiii twink
i'm going to kill you (orkily)
😳
no to ways about it
dakka'em boyz
lead filled air
more lead then breathable air
i was so stubborn to not update my starsector for like
2 and a half years
now im tryna get all my mods to work again

bbno 💰
BBno$
oh isnt that the uhhh
nexerelin uhh
ai lady questline
same
might have to try it later
whip a tesla
HMI's locomotive and silverlight would be an insane combo
swimmers looking kinda extra
find me bumping on my feet im sorry that im clever
yung gravy sucks major ass
but he knows how to choose good artists to sing with him
i met bibinos bc of yung gravy
real
i met pouya, bibinos, rich brian and lil baby because of him

i forgive him for his awful single songs
its true
mr clean is fucking hideous
and its probably his most famous song
@glad carbon please strangle me
the only song i like from him is literally that one where he dresses as an 80's journalist
mfw phase tender on the 2nd system i explored in the save
okay maam

ooh kinky
and a research station and a lvl 5 officer
lame
do you have uhh
aotd
i think its the one with the pre collapse facilities
those are so fucked up man
i do not
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"oh nice a tier 5 planet to settle on" and theres a ordo level fleet guarding it
oh that sounds so fun
Photo of a modern Bethesda consumer
I just use terraforming and station building lmao
We call that fair trade
its not every tier 5 but it feels like pre collapse facilities are on like
mostly tier 5
idk it combines with mods i got that add new remnant fleets and buffs em to the point where unless i just farm like 3 paragons or something im gonna get skillchecked just to settle a planet
doesnt help that the same mod changes how industry works so you gotta research some normal ones from vanilla
i usually just chill with remnants cause of my mods
like you dont even have heavy industry until you explore enough for research data
and have a 500k credit costing research structure to research it with
heavy industry and research data 
hi twink
hi pretty boy
lets make a huge factory and throw the waste near a poor neighborhood
Hey cutie
so their quality of life goes down
Work
aww
how did you know that i have a beautiful and feminine hairless body
i was considering getting something like that but remembered i just played kenshi and half of the playthrough was just research
oh right
im afraid of going to prison
Im sorry for you
i will probably be molested
its not like uhhh
rimworld style thankfully
its just a side thing like if you ordered ship oroduction
me typing that
i can't post a single one of their songs for obvious reasons but i recently found some rappers called black c and joe fresco. (bit of a duo) i kinda vibe with some of their shit.
i wish i was like this dude but im skinny af since like 14 years old
starting to get some weight now
but its all going to my butt

oops
i forgot prt scrn dosent work
but uh
i already found a paragon
its month 2
and shes got 3 hull mods built in

why is there a greek in this image
@stone blade
hiii :3
im listening to this schizo person
is sponge here
yo, fuck the turkish
too many of them on battlefield 1
making the fucking game unplayable
sinai desert simulator



100 star artillery truck
100 star st. chamond
100 star helriegel
100 star sniper rifle

u?
KILL YOURSELF






turk in the chat
in any match i am either assault with anti tank gear or medic
have you tried killing yourself?
ive noticed that if i dont go and do it myself my team will ignore any vehicle until its too late
every single time
yes
I use artillery when its a chokehold map or we are getting erased by tanks
i also love
shooting a fucking horse in the head with an anti tank cannon
right
and neither the horse nor the player dies

bf1 has so many fucking bullshit ass guns/gadgets/vehicles
those stationary artillery cannons usually kill them though

its just the dogshit team
not doing anything
how it feels to get flame trooper and get instantly bayonet charged by some bum 😔
i get so pissed off dying to a smg08, telescopic lmg,ilya or a fucking mortar
i bet 90% of my deaths is one of those
just stay around corner in bunker and flame people
hellriegel players so scared of using any other weapon lol
KILL YOURSEEEEEEELF
i top frag everytime i play medic
this guy hails from the ottoman empire
then fucking nuke it
and then build a giant wall around the whole country
yup
and THEN nuke it
both good choices
I love turks
Finland is gone again?
fair enough
he will be back

I know the feel, I'm skinny af as well
But at least I can eat what I want 
@prime zenith 
✋🏻💖
Pope Francis POV
I have no more patience in my soul for the shit writing and total absence of characterization there is in Bethesda's so-called "role-playing" games, but I admit it's fun seeing Oblivion's potato faces in UE5
The remaster is cool
everything in it's fine, the only problem is that Bethesda writing is absolute shit, and I guess at 31yo I'm way less patient for games with no actual characters in them, where every dialogue is purely utilitarian and where the lore is interesting but the story is boring as shit
which is every Bethesda game since Oblivion
You know
I did not enjoy ONE game that bethesda game
Not skyrim, fo4, new vegas even though its obsidian
I only know that the remaster is nice, but I am skeptical about trying it because of my taste in games
You'll probably hate it
You're just like me, you have the special gene
the one that makes Bethesda games taste like soap
No idea what is it, just the overall boringness, or not interesting gameplay
yep.
I feel like I'm being constantly gaslit by the whole world since 2006 ngl
I haven't had fun in any Bethesda game, ever, but I've bought almost all of them since they're supposed to be masterpieces
luckily I didn't buy F76 and Starfield, by then I'd wisen up
Holy yap

Holy fuck
There are such better things to do than stay in the hospital line for 3 fucking hours
And I have to wake up at 5 to work
I hate myself
I think you should stop hating things so much
and start enjoying
👍🏻
I enjoy a lot of things, but I'm not gonna force myself to enjoy a shit story 😭
❤️
hii babe
i'm in here yapping, i'm talking, i'm moving my lips, i'm yapmaxxing like an absolute beast
idk what mood this picture gives off exactly but I feel it
then enjoy the gameplay
Yeah
Guitar hero free apk
This Is still good
@heady crow life aint far, alt girls only like twinks

Back to living on bubblegum and water
Wdym you are their target demographic rn
you hold the key to the very locked door you're slamming against in frustration
NO
I WILL NOT
for real
to become a twink is too great a cost
foolishness, artyom, foolishness
i am going to the already opened door
i mean i think i cannot anymore
milfs
my metabolism is probably going lower
You cant handle a milf

i cant live with being a twink
i will remain silent about milfs
fuck dat
Bulk
incredible bulk
the shrug at the end
You will deadlift till your spinal extersor straighten your spine
i will not change my ways for pussy fuck that
Also passive income in school

Exactly, your life for your country first
Then alt girl to have little artjoms running around free ukraine
nu uh
I get what you mean, but nah, it's not good enough to stand on its own without a good "enveloppe" to go with it so to speak, at least for me. That being said, I'm not gonna shit on the devs or people who like these games. That would be idiotic
I'm just gonna play other games that I actually like
alt girls or military girls
which way eastern man
oblivion?
idk about the story mane
Military girls usually arent that pretty from my experince
didnt know shit so far
that i already know about tiber
from skyrim
never really played the other games
Fre urine
@heady crow meeow :3
the lore and worldbuilding are nice, but characters are robotic af, have no charisma and the most boring, purely utilitarian dialogue ever so the story "delivery" so to speak is quite horrid
Mrow
well, either i pull an alt that isnt retarded, or we move on and go for milfs
Ill paw at you frot
Milf maxxing
i hope they used AI to or have new dialogues or fix the bad ones
YEAH
i said it
Why did you say it
I'm not sure about that tbh, didn't compare the two
if you think about it, milfs are better at almost everything, but alt girls just suck me in, man, i cant explain it

milfs have their hormones warmed up
they are not that crazy anymore
they can chill and think like more rational humans
the problem is ripping off voice actors by stealing their voices for data to then make them lose their jobs for a shittier, soulless version of them that's conveniently cheaper for the dumbasses in suits that won't bother redistributing the money that they save by doing that anyway
thats why milfs are better
yeah they are smarter, more expirienced with shit, more stable
It's not the technology itself but the way we're going about integrating it into our lives in the worst fucking possible way
not stealing if you agree
on having your voice used
now if it doesnt have consensus
thats a nono
my only issue
babymaxxing
Lots of people are literally coerced into accepting to lose their job in the future just so they can at least have one for now, cuz they're focused on surviving in this shit world

so idk, ethically AI is shady af no matter how you look at it
mama cook, i eat
generative AI*
come on are you going to use the "losing my job wah wah" argument?
Me to you
fuggetaboutit
easier way:
Apples, tea and salads with some meat
or just soups
Ill go to a sere b course and hope for the best
the company is not the voice actor's mother to feed him and his family
its a business agreement
if there is consensus
there's nothing wrong
Just go to finnish SF selection and starve yourself there
Honestly real, high speed fat ass tanker. Mass moves mass
Imagine disabling a tank only for a finnish jager fireteam to pop out
📚 alt-girl
Alt-girls are supposed to be girls that wear alternative fashion (goth, emo, etc.), listen to [non-mainstream music], and are usually left winged.
However, there's been some confusions between actual alt girls and girls who claim to be alt but they're not. The girls that claim to be "alt-girls" are those who say things [like Hello] Kitty says ACAB, KAM (in a serious manner for petty reasons), and bully basic girls. They also use AAVE (African American Vernacular English) excessively and/or in the wrong manner, even when they're not black people. They also take part in [gender wars] and that's not okay. Their activism is extremely performative and give the wrong idea of what left wingers are supposed to be like. We refer to the ones who claim to be alt-girls but not, as Emily.
Alt-girls are [supposed to] [be cool], but the Emilys [ruined it]!

you are young and dumb thats why , when u gonna grow up and want more in a person than just mental issues and goth looks you will understand
and are usually left winged
Isn't that majority of women nowadays
Yeah, i mean we got two mg-3s, a few rifles and pistols. Even on foot we got a good amount of firepower
remember artyom
everyone wants the Gwen from total drama but what you really want is Anna from Metro Exodus
soon he's going to be old enough to cleans his own butt
its just a phase
if its not

i was gonna yap but ye, foggetaboudit indeed, it's not like you'd agree anyway
he's fucked
Tankers are still classified under infantry afterall
i ddont cuz its wrong
dig the fucking trench bruno
trying to navigate lithuanian military units makes me want to kms
UNITS FORWARD
AYEEEE
cause we got 2 brigades and soon to have a division







