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Is it bad when I eat half a box of crackers
Im going to work on the cottage sorry
But y’know I donate to the homeless sometimes, I sometimes give to charity or other people I know for no other reason than just cus
aww
@mossy void what size do i get you
can i work ur wood
You could handle my morning wood :3
Is it ethically bad when I don’t fill up the water pitcher after getting some water
Did you empty it?
I mean, not every time
Then no
do you leave the water on while you brush ur teeth
If you are the one that empties it or makes it close to empty the right thing to do is refill it
No and I don’t know who does
I’ve never seen it irl
It’s only in movies
Same thing with leaving the shower on while you lather yourself with soap
Just crazy
But if you take water from it and it’s more than say, a quarter empty, then it’s not an ethical dillema
Now sure the right thing to do is still to refill it but it’s not a negative thing if you don’t, it’s just a positive thing if you do
what
????
do you not lather urself up in the shower
i turn the water off when i brush
This guy turns the shower off!?
No? I turn the water off so it doesent go to waste wtf
what
Finns are built different
Okay the shower thing I can’t help but disagree
The world is a cold dark place
i just lather up my front and then turn around then lather up my back
It’s hard enough getting the dials set just right for the temperature
Having to do all that twice is a pain
if I turn the water off I get cold and sad
Real
you better start preparing cause this is how life is gon be for the next 30 years
Showering is a performance, not something to enjoy
Preach
I could make you warm and happy :3
AMericans were drunk driving a engineering version of this tank in my country
ended up getting the kursk experience
Oh yeah them going to the swamp and getting stuck for a week?
They sank into it
like fully
most exciting event in baltics in 50 years
One was found outside so i assume he was leading the vehicle there too on foot. Just a horrible situation
1990s were a fucking shitshow what you on about
same shit with 2021
What happened in 21
thats when i went to baltics
Belarus hybrid warfare campaign via. mass funnelling of migrants
and anti-vax riots
Oh, yeah we got the mass funneling of immigrants later
This shit actually put our border security to test
but ig it's their problem now cause we are going to plant a fuck ton of landmines on the border now
fuck ottawa convention
by southern baltics in your profile do you mean like southern area of baltic states or south of baltic sea on the coast
southern area, I live in Vilnius
tfw capital 30km from belarussian border

Yeah were leaving it too
Sadly we got rid of all anti personnel landmines but the defence industry is booming baby
that only thing ik about lithuania
order from us we have enough
Chaplin do you fw Poland
I assume youre bosnian
yes
Im sorry for you

semi-friendly.
Must be weird to be a muslim serb
its better than being a turk
Like personally
if I hear a pole say "Wilno Nasze" i am bringing out the hammer
it would be
ngl the actual muslim serbs (sandzak people) piss me off
they act like we are same people and are unified with them but they literally would attack us
hiii :3
Bosnia 
says the romanian
The Turks are at fault for that
no even before that bosnia didnt have same religion as croatians or serbians
It never gets old
i take the good with the bad
there wasnt even really a split between us over religion till ww2 and after, that is when it got at its height

📚 plug
a [source] from which to [score] drugs, principally [marijuana]
yo, [lemmie] [get the] [number] of your plug man...
Croatia mentioned
Wife material
@river zealot
@eager igloo in my phone
Whats your top 5?
me
Youre a top?
yeag

Hiiii
Hiiii
Yasuke
Dr pepper has always been genderless to me
I suppose its up to interpetation
Intti moment
Fucking intti too, you really know everything dont you
Can it be Jerry rigged to fire when the bayonet hits someone?
hey brubo get in here
@heady crow
hiii bruno :3
Nah im going to the cottage to do wood work
The snus is what makes it real yeah
I currently have a general portion under my lip
I really am a living stereotype
Atleast its a real snus, people here have moved more and more onto nicotine pouches
I miss the smell of odens somewhat
how potent is snus
Depends on the strength you buy hehe
I'd say comparable to cigarettes though
It also gets absorbed way faster into the bloodstream
it's basically tobacco that you roll
I stopped using nicotine during my service and someone always gives me a snus when were drinking and it fucks me up due to no tolerance
Really? I thought it was the other way around
bruno lets smoke together
I mean it goes straight into your bloodstream rather than through the lungs. I think its more potent atleast
lungs are faster no?
it's less "deadly" than cigarettes
it fucks up your teeth really fast tho
@heady crow I just want you to know that most of my finland memes are sent to me by someone who has been living in Australia for 20+ years
The circulation of these is weird
Atleast in my experience it hits way faster than cigs
😭
Yeah, and all of them are still pretty relevant nowadays
#ohshitimsorry #steverambo #finland
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kenshi save names look lik
I have nothing but apathy for TES6 if it ever gets released
In the unlikely event it isn’t complete shit, I’ll probably do one comprehensive playthrough and then toss it out for a few years to see what modders come up with. Besides them feeding their gooning appetites with horny mods, that is.
Arvak gang
Goddamn do I appreciate that horse. All the convenience of a horse without ever having to worry about it dying or wandering off to who knows where.
And without having to do the edgelord questline to get Shadowmere
If you’re cold, they’re cold, let them in
typpa shit i wanna do in my 40s
mf walking by also bopping his head 
~Real
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hello car
hello buzy
hello car hijacker
I just realized that Israel belongs to the primordial bacterias in the Archean Era, they were there first
sorry i just watched a video about the Archean era life
@slender rock
democracy is
for the people
by the people
but the people are retarded
“Voting system”
-WPMC
-US army/Russian army
-Basra/Fallujah
Reasons why public lobbies suck
they deleted it
average squad experience
I love it when my other management staff make a minor mistake that balloons into a massive problem for me
They're coming for u BTW
Also in A3 KOTH. Maps are on a vote but somehow the same old played out and shitty maps always get voted where sweaty lvl 230 mfs keep pwning casuals and randoms
they are deleting my memes in that brainfart channel
this is the most 1984 moment in history since the year 1984
this is what i posted btw
iedy is there as well
though if its mainly those 2 im just gonna leave best of luck to delight lol
spoiler
Did grok delete my message about serbians when he banned me
😔
i said you got taken out the back of the shed and shot
thats about all i said in that server
if josta and skom are gonna mainly be there than perhaps we could be free of the 1984 era
its 1985 now
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Mein Bratwurst has a first name, it’s H I G H M A R S H A L L
Mein Bratwurst has a second name, it’s H E L B R E C H T
Music: Hymn of War from Medieval 2 Total War’s Teutonic campaign
https://youtu.be/CWtO2QvSAiw
i like how everyone in brainfart is just fucking trolling in that server
i love my medieval fantasy game where i cant purchase basic equipment and have to loot dungeaons to get a cloth shirt
idk wtf grok was thinking
thinking that he could just copy paste GAMMAs gameplay loop to an entirely different game
what the fuck dude
grok did what
^
that's fucking stupid
yea theres a reason why theres only like 500 people in it
and i can gurantee that 300 of that is because GAMMA is slapped on it
anyway in other news i tried playing stoneshard again and got my dick violently degloved by a pack of dogs
fuckin hate this game
correction
evil fucking medieval dark fantasy game dude
it counts as dark fantasy, right
dark/high fantasy, somewhere between there
dark fantasy where everything is dark and gritty like the hl2beta
its confirmed the hl2beta is a dark scifi
berserk is dark fantasy at its peak but im not saying like that
actually nah stoneshard got like 5% of that
you can smell the cancer
at least hes not vaping
You just know he'd give Horus a softball interview and then visit a demon world supermarket
Wonderful imitation of a flame breathing dragon
Even better imitation of smoke machine
Diablo and Berserk collab but it’s a mobile game
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what are you doing
You're not getting a bingo mr
it's going to be a second day of drinking today man
I'm not ready
but it's inevitable
cheers to that
dont worry
my driking is starting today
I really don't like drinking several days in a row
bought me self a 2 gins and one rum just for today to train
and tomorow i will get shitfaced
and on money ill end it with few beers
like 6
or 8 it will depend
on the weather
and they call me alcoholic
nah
im just dedicated
today we are doing BBQ at home so i think its understandable
and tomorow i ill turn 19 so thats a good reason to get shit faced and on monday i just want to end it with few beers and then go to work
Just so you know , when u gonna get banned there you will be banned in here as well

thats based
already left that server anyway they deleted one of my memes that isent rule breaking in anyway so im not gonna bother

PAT A MAT KURVAAA
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LET HIM SPEAK

this ep one of the best imo
My absolute favourite is the billard one
I remember watching these on TV when I was a child, fuckk
Pat a Mat si pořídí kulečníkový stůl, ale po složení zjistí na něm technickou závadu, která jim brání v rozehrání parie. Po jednoduché opravě už můžou ukázat svoje mistrovské zacházení s tágem.
Pat&Mat na Supraphonline ► https://www.supraphonline.cz/album/68126-pat-a-mat-a-je-to
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YES DO PÍÍÍÍČI
i know they speak in some version
Ruins it, imo
PIČOOOOO ANO
agreed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPXg9gUWS20&t this one is my fav for some reason
Mat se chystá si připravit k jídlu pečené kuře. Ale kuře je zabalené v sáčku a nedá se vzít a klouže. Na pomoc přichází Pat, ale situace je obtížná. Ještě štěstí, že mají v ledničce velkou zásobu kuřat. Po rozbalení je ještě potřeba vymyslet, jakým způsobem kuře ugrilovat.
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seeing chicken fyling trough kitchen window is just peak
and then they build fucking fireplace in house thats just omfg
something i would do
Missed opportunity to call the random Eldar Horus
Mormons in Florida are weird.
i went to shop to buy some tonic and ive heard some UA kids like 8-10 years old talk about stalker
we might not be cooked
@old kettle
All we need is make the wings razor sharp blades and add a camera and we will have manhacks
i fucking hate fucking poltergeists so fucking much, fuck

motherfucker is hiding somewhere in agoprom underground and throwing shit at me and i cant do anything
NICE
yooooooo no way
Okay bhaal ballwasher
another one fell to the big wife
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Why would you follow bad guys when you can become badder guy
im the baddest guy
Bhaals smelliest soldier
smelly and proud
@pale ingot bagamias pula in pescuit
am stat 10 ore
nici n-a tras
la 9 lansete
nu lansete
4 lansete si 5 undite
lowkey the blood chapters are my favorites but its just comical how stupid they can be 
Hi
ah yes, an imperial daemon of the warp tells you to eat borgar
speaking of imperial deamons
Even in the grim darkness of the 41st millennium, McDonalds is eternal
It's burger king clearly
Burger Emperor
mcdanks doesnt have non-meat borgar
Lil' uns borger

should've just got the updated trigger
ah yes the Raven Guard Primarch, Crow Crow.
its fucking nuts when an instructor can identify the gun by the unintentional discharge while in the range
SIG should be sued to shit
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@river zealot
He looks like a rabbit
The whole thing is exactly like what happened with Taurus and their 24/7 handgun scandal that happened some years ago
Gun with several design flaws get released
Gun starts having issues to the point that it isnt safe to the user
Company denies it, offers some half assed solution instead of admitting it was their mistake
Only difference was that the 24/7 was removed from the civilian market and it's sale was forbidden in some places
Imagine getting to meet your literal government mandated girlfriend and she decides AFTER meeting you to be deported.
must be a new chapter
Jokes on the demons, my dogs will violently lick them
The masculine urge to recreate the killdozer
He gonna grow into a real OG
Oh daayyym
@eager igloo
Squishy rat
Is this season 2?
That's nice if it is, I actually really liked blue eye samurai
why didnt he just eat??????
dummy
What's this
inb4 Arcane
blue eye samurai
Noted 📝
gonna say it
we need to bring back asylums and forced medication usage
for the patients
asylums are full and we stopped executing them in the 60s
How do you know
dang hes really fit....gurl
u dont wanna know 
I just have to know what that show is because wow
Oh blue eye samurai
cool
fuck yeah guess that's what I'm watching today
I heard you all loud and clear. My game , B.C. Piezophile , is now even more difficult to understand . Because you all complained tirelessly, I have made the game much harder. After 8 months of patient iteration and devotion to God I can reveal to you the brand new retina display
this guy wishes his game was cruelty squad so much
wouldn't this be the twist of the century
whats wrong with that being the inspiration?
holy fucking UI slop
thats considered UI slop for you???
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
He called the annoying kid at the table next to mine a retard
we need more schizo games
@shell venture
nothing hes just trying to hard to make it "esoteric" and it now feels forced
iirc its gonna be episodic? but i been hooked from what ive played
I think it would be funny to have a villain that's an onlyfans model
and her mooks are all "goons"
so real life
I'VE BEEN BEAT UP MY WHOLE LIFE!!
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you've had experience with rockussy?
bad experience 
@red crane @glad carbon
what the fuck does this say?
@alicevonhacker translate for me
@alicevonhacker

"oh no! the minion pancake melted!"
I think. Based on my german skills. Dutch is shitty German and German is shitty Dutch.
started a new stoneshard save
it took me a full (real life) day (actually about 4 hours but fuck it) (nvm statistics say 1 hr and a half)and a lot of luck(and planning) to get past the very first contract in the game 
i'm ass and this game is evil
I haven’t played in like 3 years
go explore some sites before fighting the first contract lmao
Is it fun though
They added so much shit
too fuckin late son, already finished it
also you need to learn to shout cheese
i cheesed it good enough (really just aggroed a few and went outside of the dungeon to get them off my ass)
my current skills are uhhh
the uhhh
fuck
warfare seize the advantage and setup (or whatever it was called, the one that gives bonuses for waiting a turn)
and dual two handed sword parry
id say that shit helped me survive big time
next up is probably battle cry though
next up before the next up is exploring a lot of sites until my next level up 
@placid sail

Hiiii handsome
Google Maps API tells me that this location doesn't exist...
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Hi make a wish
dont fucking remember what happened to this guy
did he explode
He did.
he exploded.
i had to check the clips
that's a sort of common death in dragon ball innit
By my own order…
QRT: Pikes1001
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メイン武器にお箸、サブはポン酢で挑みました
タイムは2分30秒くらいでした
#MHWilds
#モンハンワイルズ
#オニオンスライス https://t.co/7VZE2h6te8
Anyone know what kind of government drone bird makes this call?
penguin
I'm a little far north for it to be a penguin but strangers on the internet never lie so
illegal penguin
@narrow lotus
okay so i have this regular visitor who just comes into my house from time to time but hes super shy
feed him cheese
i dont think he likes cheese
im still trying to tame it
but as soon as i move even a little hes just outta there
sniff snoof
One time i was playing gamma and he snook up on me, put his paws on the desk and just watched for a while. Cute little rascal
Snook
Is that wrong?
A snook is a fish lol
omfg the VA's in kingdom come deliverance do NOT know how to pronounce kurva its amazing
proto kurva
I like the part where henry threatens to burn down an old woman's house with her inside
Mf will probably get the "i have no mouth and i must scream" treatment
at most you can only suffer the length of your organic life
the suffering will eventually end
fuck yooouuuuuuuuuuuuu
fuuck yooouuuuuuuuuuuuu
ffuuuuuckkk yoooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
"am" from the book extended the lives of his human subjects
the last humans held captive by him went through 109 years of torture
Hehehehehe
FU
its regular western brainrot... but in korean 

if i had a nickel for every worthiikids premise that featured clowns against the undead
i'd have two nickels
which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice
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just ran into a group of literally 7 controllers
thank god I had a grenade
screen looked like i was being pissed on
are monolithians able to have a RPG7?
ending the pistol only Invictus attempt during Mortal Sin
https://www.twitch.tv/dead_pain
Hello Arainydancer! 👋
👍
cum

Finally got prestige 4 on my first class, the best class.
no
there won't be any secret mission to hunt the fallen in the end
you're wasting your time
THE FALLEN ARE OUT THERE
HIDING AMONG THE TYRANIDS AND THOUSAND SONS
YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME
by the throne slow down on cope
Funniest busy joke
it wasn't a joke
In all seriousness, Dark Angels are super common in the Deathwatch and that chest piece just screams Dark Angel with the hooded and winged figure on the collar.
Dark Angels aren't even my favorite legion, that goes to the Salamanders.
those capes over the armor look so goofy
but I guess it's not the worst cringy shit a chapter could have as an us thing
I will never not be upset that the sniper of all classes got the Salamander champion
At least it's not the OG Salamander design
okay show me an og ye olden times design that is not crung
he died cause he ate it with his head instead of turning around and eating it with his ass
they all are
broarrrrrrg
just when they thought they're in the clear
i wonder if silksong is a cycle of trying to be perfect resulting in a complete dismantling when it isn't
WA BAM
perfect is the enemy of good
getcho ass back here mf
instagram:
that'll teach you
i don't think i've ever seen that tall bird
probably an ibis
I feel like the monster under the bed meme is overstated
So many more people think there’s monsters in their closet right
not everyone has a closet
Didn’t think about that
Wait who
I feel like every house I’ve been to has had a closet within eyesight of the bed
@cunning lance https://horobox.co.uk/u/vRlFPL.mp4
This is the coop experience
@primal rapids may I ask why u have a private profile and tons of "funny" nicknames cheaters often use to disguise themselves?
May I ask how that's any of your fucking business
venom sex
Remember when changing your name meant cheater
turn off the chams n00b
opk off idot
Fuck
he's so generous 

real
Real
pussy makes a man act a fool
meanwhile i'm over here with one time and my video games
lmao
@red crane

any jeep born after 2000 can't drive, will deathwobble, loses 60% resale value after it leaves the lot, rust out the ass and have electrical problems
grub hub looking ass mf
am i ready to leave cordon yet
you know the mf that said that watches highschool dxd
grub hub fr
Iron man is the guy in the suit of armor
He flies around and shoots lasers
He’s pretty cool, he’s my role model
you mean you left rookie village and survived
how

only having one zone unlocked
until you unlock others
something like that
the fuck advanced tools in my second yellow stash in garbage
what the fuck is grok on
spent all that time repairing my shit with basics just for it to throw me an advanced
guess ill just hang myself
emission started and im just hearing peoples heads exploding
dumbasses
b.b..based ????
These are fake right
i would hope not
it was a bad idea to gauge the effectiveness of my sniper based on killing sin members
fuckers tank two headshots

two advanced kits in a row grok is fucking ripping my cock off
i need fucking ammo
i think im done for tonight
get shit in great swumps
What’s ur favorite great swamp
fuck that place
might start a new run honestly wanted to take my time through the early game and apparently it just wants me to fucking beat it already
cuz the second i get any full length rifle the game just turns into cod
play on hardest progression difficulty
I'm in endgame and can barely manage to upkeep my rifle rounds
i probably will
hard gameplay is just annoying more than anything
you peeked for one nanosecond?
instant death
I'm still running around with a MP5 versus monoliths in exos cause I can't find any fucking rifle rounds
reason i stopped playing gamma for months at a time was i tried to sloth through through hard survivalist
its just not fun
dw its just his name was cropped to short
survivalist is definitely the intended progression
it feels balanced
fucking hard does not you just insta die to buckshot from 80 feet
hard feels so odd cause I'm running around with 50 armor on body and 35 on head with steel plate and I never feel more tanky
I'll get shot with buckshot and still lose 1/3 of my HP
meanwhile I need 8 shells to put down someone
if that
I FUCKING LOVE THE SWAMPS
!tools
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swamps has second highest ammo tool spawn
meadow is cool and all but I never get stashes in meadow
i hit a 6 percent fucking chance?
what THE FUCK
i might just sit in fucking cordon on this next run
I farm cordon till I get all 3
good idea
ima need to install the tactical wheelbarrow mod then
transport my shit
oh shit i need this mod
I used to never have any storage space, until I began making bases at the faction hideouts
will I never see most of my shit again? Yes, but I don't really need it
might do another bandit run
i first beat the game not on freestalker or duty
i beat it on fucking bandit
with a hera full of ap
anytime I come back I try to beat it with loners cause that's just the default
I'd like to do a run starting with a sniper rifle but then I'm just gonna get shit on by muties all day
and not have either a mask or an armor
you can enable the infinite storage boxes
just don't stack everything in one place
yeah but you have to still transport it
god mode
make guide fast travel cost 0
"Watcha doin there"
Get more carry weight by using Lucifer. You will surely not regret using Lucifer. Lucifer is cool and good.
you will never regret it
sir get on your knees
alright perfect character

its my gamertag
Give your bandit guy funny bandit name
on freedom characters i just name em Xx_420Weedsmoker_xX
Like dimki stinky
nah angry rapist is where its at
if you saw a guy named angry rapist pop up on your pda you would evacuate the area
i always just imagined them like gamer tags
"Angry rapist I got a mission for you.
if the zone was real and you could enter whatever name you wanted you would have people running around with straight gamertags
brrr brr patapim
twink slayer
tralallelo tralala
XxPussySlayerxX
bombardino crocodilo
bombini gusini
I have my window open to let cool air in, I hope some fuckass deer doesn't peek his head in
can icome in
c c c c CAPUCHINO ASSASINO
even worse, a vampire deer
Furry 🫵
cacasito satelito
spaghetti tualetti
gonna use the free squad i get for sultans mission to rain hell on garbage
free goons!!!
maybe for pissing on rookies
They gotta ban this fucking app bro
again?
ugh dont send tikkers to insta again
insta is fucking amazing tiktok shouldnt ruin it
we need the league of legends protocol
it must stay alive to contain all those trapped within
bullying them for that couple of days was so fun
alright i stabbed 5 duty members to death cuz i ran out of ammo
that was interesting
i died
on insta i scroll down and see a dollar talking in chinese then i scroll down again and see trump taking a shit
its literally amazing
It didn’t get banned
"n-word"
scroll
"n-word"
scroll
"n-word"
my perfectly crafted feed
It got deferred for another couple months
i accidentaly one tapped my teamate
in what, tarkov?
smh trigger discipline 
smoove off
blew his head smoove off
why would he be shooting at you? 
no fucking clue everyone we were fighting was dead
was there a tushkano behind you or something?
strange
what's either of those do
grafic
no shit
rotten life is textures
and rotten life is textures
and im running arrival anomalies cuz i fuck with it heavy
it's what it says
basically winter like current gamma but better
can't play without it
every game after soc said fuck it let's make grav anomalies invisible
grav anomalies are my biggest nemesis i can't see them
I mean, the trilogy also had the anomaly beeper
i mean visually
only in soc i never use bolts
throw bolts 
(I say smacking into a randomly spawned DAO bounder at the top of the flea market stairs)
to throw bolts you gotta know that there is an anomaly
im talking about running around
just know that the air is shimmering
old people and old people problems not seeing a pixel sized distortion in their screens






