#🎪bruh-fart

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full rapids
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well yeah
tbh any chat room can hold a meme if it's timed right AND is on the topic

coarse bear
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Anyway, once I take off exile he'll be confined to newcomer channels till he takes off Newcomer kek

long niche
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I had the worst fucking burrito earlier

full rapids
hazy finch
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only way you can is if you're taco bell

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its like fucking up a potato you just cant unless you do it on purpose

long niche
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$6 beef and bean burrito in a warmer thing at the university store. Was that disgusting cafeteria “beef” and now my stomach hurts

hazy finch
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oh

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school cafeteria

long niche
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$6 for a beef burrito I thought??? What a steL

hazy finch
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im so sorry child left behind

full rapids
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6 dollars?

long niche
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Normally the stuff in there is alright so I went for the burrito and got fucked this time

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Yeah $6 is a good deal for a big burrito

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In this economy that is

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But then for dinner I went to a burrito place that was literally inside of a gas station and it was fire

full rapids
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for 6 bucks where i live you can get proper meal
hell it's too big to even finish sometimes

long niche
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Even though the inside smelled like literal shit

full rapids
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all i will say that i'm from old ussr block

dreamy flaxBOT
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💱 6 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us: is equal to 3,133.87 KZT (Kazakhstani Tenge) :flag_kz:

long niche
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Im down for some bread and pickles and whatever

coarse bear
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Oh yeah that's a huge ass doner here

hazy finch
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6 bucks almost gets you a whole kfc burger here

coarse bear
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You get shit in kiloJOULES?

hazy finch
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wait no you can get a whole burger for 6 bucks

long niche
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At first I was like “THATS 2000 calories!!??”

pale ingot
long niche
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kJ per unit hour

hazy finch
coarse bear
long niche
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cal Cal or kCal?

hazy finch
full rapids
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IIRC at one point USA mc'donalds burger was at roughly same price as USA one
funny thing is minimum vage in Denmark was 2 or 3 times higher (add other benefits too) then USA min vage ... one mc'ds pay i hear

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soo yeah
USA prices for some stuff is soo ass

long niche
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Nah double cheeseburger for $5 was damn good, like 800 calories plus for 5

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Thats like half of your daily calories right there

dreamy flaxBOT
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💱 6 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us: is equal to 9.41 AUD (Australian Dollar) :flag_au:

hazy finch
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oh 9.40$

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thats almost a kfc lunch meal

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burger/twister + small chips + can of drink

long niche
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Whats a twister

pseudo robin
hazy finch
coarse bear
hazy finch
coarse bear
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What is it with you and shitting dogs

pseudo robin
mossy void
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My local chick fil a has fallen off so hard

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Chick fil a in general

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Their buns have turned into fuckin powder

hazy finch
mossy void
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Dry and crumbly

coarse bear
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Here's what an intel b580 is gonna cost me

full rapids
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3.70 Euros
here i can get
2 thin slices of pork chop (covered in ogg n stuff)
sauce
boiled tatos like 300+ g's

  • some salad
hazy finch
dreamy flaxBOT
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💱 250,000 KZT (Kazakhstani Tenge) :flag_kz: is equal to 478.36 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:

hazy finch
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playing monopoly millionaire edition

coarse bear
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I had a million tenge at one point

Just 2k bucks lmao

hazy finch
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you're a quarter millionaire what will you do with your abundent wealth

long niche
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/convert currency amount:6 base:USD to:CDF

pseudo robin
long niche
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What did I do wrong

coarse bear
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I wouldn't say bricks

long niche
dreamy flaxBOT
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:flag_au: Brisbane QLD, Australia

☁️ Broken clouds
🌡️ 25.85°C
🍃 NE 40° / 4.63 m/s wind
🌁 68% humidity

-# :clock4: 19 April 2025, 16:05 (04:05 PM)
-# ☀️ Day

pseudo robin
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It’s nice today

coarse bear
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Our banknotes go up to 20k
500, 1000, 2000, 5000, 10000, 20000
Plus 1, 2 (basically extinct these two), 5, 10, 20, 50, 100, and 200 coins

hazy finch
pseudo robin
coarse bear
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A 50 coin used to buy a loaf of bread oldge

long niche
coarse bear
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Back then a dollar was only 150 tenge as well

hazy finch
coarse bear
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Then tenge fucking exploded in 2014 and shit went to 500 tenge per dollar

mossy void
pseudo robin
pseudo robin
long niche
mossy void
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Police brutality funny haha

hazy finch
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the war on drugs latest victim

mossy void
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Police murdering people pog2

mossy void
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We need more people getting strangled to death by cops frankly

long niche
coarse bear
mossy void
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I am joining the war on drugs

coarse bear
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But
They had sick-ass drug displays they carried around

mossy void
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On the side of the drugs jokerge

mossy void
long niche
coarse bear
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Look at that shit, that's cool as fuck

hazy finch
mossy void
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Not

hazy finch
mossy void
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All research and successful drug policy shows that treatment should be increased
And law enforcement decreased while abolishing mandatory minimum sentences

long niche
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Breezy going to be very glad there’s no police when he’s getting his head bashed in on the public bus

coarse bear
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If you believe me to be on the side of police in this matter, you'd be dead wrong catnod

mossy void
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The way you think that works is not how it works

mossy void
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Defunding the police isn’t strip all funding from police and abolish them in their entirety bye bye law enforcement

coarse bear
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It's the funny word from the first season of Columbo!!!!!!

mossy void
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Like that’s fucking stupid

mossy void
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And not ever how it works

coarse bear
long niche
hazy finch
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when i say defund the police i mean give them actual used clothing so they can blend into the population better

mossy void
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When I say defund the police I mean stop having a domestic military force that governs our daily lives

arctic pawn
hazy finch
mossy void
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The cops don’t need fucking MRAPS

arctic pawn
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literally 1984

mossy void
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Military does

mossy void
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Our police are a fucking military

narrow sorrel
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Brasileros, I drank cachaca mixed with coke, how stupid am I?

mossy void
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And that is a problem

hazy finch
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wait wtf USA cops get MRAPS?

mossy void
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Yes.

hazy finch
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i changed my mind double the police budget

pseudo robin
coarse bear
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@dreamy flax what is MRAPS

mossy void
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Certain jurisdictions

dreamy flaxBOT
# coarse bear <@267941509272174592> what is MRAPS

MRAPS stands for Mine-Resistant Ambush Protected vehicles. They are specifically designed to withstand attacks from improvised explosive devices (IEDs) and ambushes, primarily used by military forces. Their sturdy construction and unique design help protect soldiers from explosive blasts and other weaponry. They often have armored exteriors, high ground clearance, and advanced technology to enhance safety and mobility in combat zones. 🚙💥

If you have specific questions or need more details, feel free to ask!

arctic pawn
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jk you can drink it with coke

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if youe talking about...

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coca cola

mossy void
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Yeah that

coarse bear
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I guess police cars run over mines a lot

arctic pawn
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and not cocaine

mossy void
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Cops don’t need war tech

long niche
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Breezy is a police expert listen to him

hazy finch
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like thats what SWAT cars are

mossy void
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Shut the hell up kel

hazy finch
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or the trucks that carry a squad of swat

long niche
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No swat cars are bearcats

coarse bear
arctic pawn
coarse bear
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Oh right

mossy void
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Our most basic cops are indistinguishable from marines going to fuckin Fallujah

mossy void
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Like come on

hazy finch
pseudo robin
mossy void
mossy void
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Stupid libtard stop questioning the authoritarian military government

arctic pawn
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Sissy liberal

shell venture
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i found dreamy bull on youtube shorts

hazy finch
shell venture
arctic pawn
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i found him a long time ago

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he's streaming stuff now

arctic pawn
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he showed up his baby boy

shell venture
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wait what

arctic pawn
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and people already started to joke

hazy finch
shell venture
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i was making a joke that he looked like him

coarse bear
arctic pawn
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oh hell no

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that aint dreamy

narrow sorrel
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There's only one lime in the house and I'm afraid to use it.

arctic pawn
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i have a whole lime tree avaliable to me

shell venture
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i remember stealing peaches from this dude's garden

arctic pawn
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i dont like cachaça, too fucking strong

shell venture
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he needed to hold us off like a zombie apocalypse

arctic pawn
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i prefer a berr actually

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or wine

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or wine beer

deep topaz
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i like limeade

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peak drink

arctic pawn
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same

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my favorite juice fr

deep topaz
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cherry limeade 😋

arctic pawn
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my favorites are lemonade, passionfruit and grape

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lemonade is the best from these 3

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passionfruit is the 2nd

deep topaz
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I have a soft spot for cranberry and pomegranate juice

arctic pawn
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i dont know what those are

deep topaz
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never had a passionfruit majority drink

arctic pawn
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i know cranberries the band

deep topaz
arctic pawn
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didnt knew this fruit was real

deep topaz
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cranberry

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very bitter and sour

arctic pawn
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acreola in portuguese?

deep topaz
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pomegranate

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nature's horrible alien egg clutch fruit

arctic pawn
deep topaz
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also bitter and sour

arctic pawn
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acerola

deep topaz
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they go very well together

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those are cherries

arctic pawn
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so pomegranate is romã

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i read pornegranate

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lol

deep topaz
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porn brain

arctic pawn
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literally

narrow sorrel
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Isn't it just called a "grenade" in some languages?

arctic pawn
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i dont know

narrow sorrel
arctic pawn
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be not afraid

deep topaz
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they fit in the hand like one

arctic pawn
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guaraná

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guavo

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imagine tripping balls and falling into a guavo plantation

narrow sorrel
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They're watching you kekcry

arctic pawn
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in brazil, using guavo to make soda is very common

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idk how it is i other countries

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its probably not normal

old kettle
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ШТУРМУЕМ БРЕЙНФАРТ

narrow sorrel
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might be normal elsewhere in latinamerica

glad carbon
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@old kettle

old kettle
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ШТУРМ ПОШЕЛ

old kettle
glad carbon
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hi slavic twink

old kettle
old kettle
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i will storm you

glad carbon
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@coarse bear hiiiii dry

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hows it goin fella

narrow sorrel
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ah fuck wrong clupboard

narrow sorrel
arctic pawn
glad carbon
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balkans fella

arctic pawn
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lmao

narrow sorrel
arctic pawn
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why you ask

narrow sorrel
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he's clearly from eita porra-land

glad carbon
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idk man those balkans fellas kinda small

arctic pawn
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i have 1 meter and 85 centimeters

narrow sorrel
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based on his knowledge of some liquor I bought at the recommendation of another guy from porraland

arctic pawn
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of height not penis

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i refuse to use feet

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or whatever the fuck americans use

hazy finch
glad carbon
deep topaz
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i guess he's invincible

arctic pawn
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i think 1,86

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around that

narrow sorrel
old kettle
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this is didik size?

lapis sable
arctic pawn
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metric system my beloved

dreamy flaxBOT
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⚖️ 14.0st (stones) is equal to 88.9kg (kilograms)

old kettle
narrow sorrel
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actually hang on

dreamy flaxBOT
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⚖️ 169.0lb (pounds) is equal to 76.657kg (kilograms)

arctic pawn
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oh no bro

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not pounds

dreamy flaxBOT
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⚖️ 169.0lb (pounds) is equal to 12.072st (stones)

narrow sorrel
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I'm 12 stone Wahh

old kettle
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not pounds

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186 kg

arctic pawn
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damn u fat

old kettle
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me??

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no im not

arctic pawn
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who has 186 kilos

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you??

old kettle
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iedy

arctic pawn
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yikes

shell venture
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im 350 kg

arctic pawn
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holy moly

old kettle
arctic pawn
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super fat category

dreamy flaxBOT
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⚖️ 131.0lb (pounds) is equal to 59.421kg (kilograms)

glad carbon
arctic pawn
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wow

old kettle
arctic pawn
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60 kilo

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s

shell venture
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honestly idk how much i weigh

arctic pawn
glad carbon
arctic pawn
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that was the worse fat joke ive ever made in my entire life

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i am terribly sorry for that

dreamy flaxBOT
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⚖️ 131.0lb (pounds) is equal to 9.358st (stones)

arctic pawn
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worst*

narrow sorrel
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not even 10 stone

deep topaz
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twink

old kettle
arctic pawn
long niche
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Best breeds of horses btw?

shell venture
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mustang

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im basing this off of rdr2

deep topaz
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Clydesdales are as big as a house

arctic pawn
long niche
fallow trellis
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my tiktok account got deleted

fallow trellis
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no warning no statement its just gone

deep topaz
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Good

fallow trellis
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i was being very racist but i didnt think theyd forgo all the formalities

shell venture
deep topaz
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Really

long niche
long niche
deep topaz
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Latest hip social media not liking racist people?

deep topaz
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Never would have thunk it

fallow trellis
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my description was the tianmen square massacre copy pasta

shell venture
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why did they delete you

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sounds normal to me

fallow trellis
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but i was told tiktok is a Singaporean company

long niche
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Yeah average sane person

fallow trellis
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i was also sexist

long niche
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You are sexy

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Thats not crime

fallow trellis
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thank you

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too many hoes in that platofrm

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i just wanted to watch my politically polarizing redpill videos

fallow trellis
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i dont want to be racist

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but i can tell the difference

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if i didnt know any better id think they were sisters

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because theyre both beautiful women

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and china and north korea best country

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no poverty or famine whatsoever

arctic pawn
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Xi is old

pastel quartz
arctic pawn
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so as his wife

long niche
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So are your memes

long niche
arctic pawn
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kim jong is newfffffffffffffffffffffff

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i almost said that nasty word

pseudo robin
fallow trellis
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love chinese americans their real names be crazy like Tzi Hua Tang but their english name be like Eric

fluid heron
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shit be like John

pastel quartz
# long niche Swingers for sure

Kim's wife must've had her mind blown getting laid by a non north korean man, like, north korean sex must be terrible. I feel like mormons probably have better sex, it's kinda depressing.

fallow trellis
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Mfs name is the entire Bravagita but their english name is Dilbert

pastel quartz
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it would be like a serf being given a baja blast

rocky geode
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wait why would north koren sex be terrible

long niche
fluid heron
pseudo robin
rocky geode
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i still dont see why

pastel quartz
fluid heron
shell venture
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it would be amazing

fallow trellis
rocky geode
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id buss it down hard af for some food if im starving glorptard

fluid heron
pseudo robin
fallow trellis
fallow trellis
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tf

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you into north koreans or something

pastel quartz
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absolutely no way any good sex happens here.

fluid heron
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literal most sterile city

pseudo robin
pastel quartz
long niche
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Are you kidding? What else do you do in those conditions???

rocky geode
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why do you think hes supreme leader

fallow trellis
long niche
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Id be gettin it on every hour if i lived there

fluid heron
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north korea kinda fucking sucks if you didnt know

fallow trellis
narrow lotus
shell venture
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what if it's the opposite

long niche
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Fuck that id be smokin that NK meth and finding the NK mommies

fluid heron
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its like taking chinese censorship 20 times up a notch

fluid heron
rocky geode
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the most repressed people areusually the freakiest

a whole country of pastors daughters GrokChadGAMMA

fallow trellis
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NK mommies are busy not being abducted by the government

pastel quartz
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even in some eastern block soviet shithole I could imagine having a sensual sexperience with some depressed russian smoker

pseudo robin
fallow trellis
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and preserving whatever human rights their kids have

fluid heron
shell venture
fallow trellis
fluid heron
rocky geode
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nk mommies fuckin rules

pastel quartz
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North korea is the cargo shorts of fuckibility when it come to countries

fallow trellis
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being in NK regime is like living in a neighborhood but ever neighbor is a die hard HOA representative

rocky geode
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cargo shorts are awesome you can carry so many chicken nuggets in them

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problem libral?

fluid heron
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best part about making fun of north korea is theyll never see it

fallow trellis
# fluid heron to the human rights

oh he said what do NK mommies do in NK i said preserving whatever human rights their kids still have and not being abducted by the government

pseudo robin
pastel quartz
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this u?

fluid heron
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theres one steam account in north korea and it probably belongs to kim jong un

rocky geode
fluid heron
pseudo robin
pastel quartz
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I need to get into hoi4

rocky geode
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whats funny is i wear alot of techwesr so if u changed all that black and made the pants it kindof is me LOL

fluid heron
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ew techwear

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buy a pair of fucking jeans

rocky geode
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no I'm not a redneck

pseudo robin
fallow trellis
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cargopants existed before techware

fluid heron
pastel quartz
rocky geode
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black jeans are cringe

pastel quartz
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cope harder jeantard

fluid heron
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you dont need to wear your grandpappies blue jeans

shell venture
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fuck jeans

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i stopped buying them years ago

fluid heron
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i have like 4 good pairs that ive had for years

rocky geode
shell venture
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bro fuck discord
it keeps freezing my pc

fluid heron
rocky geode
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get a better pc (its done that to mine recently too)

shell venture
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it used to

fluid heron
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cuz thats what it does for me constantly

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every time i alt tab

pastel quartz
shell venture
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it freezes my pc so bad
to like 1 frame per 3 seconds

rocky geode
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and i have a GOOD mf pc

shell venture
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i have to restar it

pastel quartz
shell venture
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i did

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that stopped it for a bit

fluid heron
rocky geode
pastel quartz
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I need to upgrade my ram

shell venture
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now i can't right click taskbar apps ?

pastel quartz
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I have 32gb laying around somewhere but I'm lazy

fluid heron
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i need 64 gigs of ram to open 40 tabs of porn at once

rocky geode
shell venture
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and it's back

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i have 32

pastel quartz
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I am NOT fucking clicking on this

shell venture
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inb4 "tech bros" start saying 64 is minimum

long niche
shell venture
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i saved it for later and never watched it

fluid heron
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how do people even fall for the more ram shit cuz you have to be atleast knowledgable enough to know what the fuck ram is

pastel quartz
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checkmate

fluid heron
long niche
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Ooooh he’s talking about his penis in your mom dude, how will you respond now?

pastel quartz
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21

pastel quartz
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it dont got that red 21

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21

shell venture
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agent activation

fluid heron
pastel quartz
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whats 9+10

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21

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thank god it dont got that in it man

fluid heron
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he looked vaguely familiar

shell venture
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reminds me of that honey mustard hamburget vid

fluid heron
shell venture
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yes

mossy void
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Real

mossy void
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The punchline is porn

mossy void
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It’s always been porn

shell venture
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ban him for cropped porn

mossy void
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It’s not cropped porn bozo

fluid heron
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mods send his family to the labour camps

pastel quartz
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made some food earlier but I fucked it up because I added the celery too late and it was way to crunchy and ruined the texture

shell venture
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my bad it's not even cropped

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it literal porn

mossy void
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No it ain’t

glad carbon
pastel quartz
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goonicide 💔

shell venture
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she has the fucking cock churro cumming in her mouth

mossy void
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Incorrect

mossy void
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That is two hands

fluid heron
pastel quartz
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I can flick my bean to that on god

shell venture
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im analyzing this shit

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that is infact a cock

mossy void
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I see no dick

mossy void
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Bro is so desperate to find a reason

shell venture
mossy void
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I love Mikkelsen

fluid heron
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mads mikkelsen friday makes no fucking sense

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why not monday

mossy void
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There is no dick anywhere in that image

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Like okay I will give you the cleavage there is a lot of cleavage

shell venture
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sissy liberal your spells will not work on me

mossy void
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But no penor

shell venture
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i see dick everywhere

pastel quartz
grizzled meadow
shell venture
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unironically

hazy finch
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die

fluid heron
mossy void
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Hey man I’m not the one with dick on the mind

grizzled meadow
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!lock

hazy finch
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im gonna bomb your trailer park breezy hush up

split canyonBOT
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✅ Locked down 🎪brainsoup

grizzled meadow
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Fucking bastards

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It's not even 10 AM

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Now you get funni lock

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Lets go in order

coarse bear
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Uhm it's actually 12pm NODDERS

grizzled meadow
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  1. That pic is clearly cropped porn, we all know that, BUT, it's not that bad, you can't really see shit
  2. @mossy void if you post this sniffing feet shit pic again I'll ban you
  3. Mfs stop being horny on main and stop flicking your bean (??? I laughed ngl)
coarse bear
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This is where Cockrider would've been banned as a foot(fanservice for Breezy here)note if it wasn't for the incident

grizzled meadow
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Real

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  1. No black man cumming
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You know this already

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Don't think I don't see it

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It's already against the ruies

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inb4 someone funny will add the emote somewhere

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Also we ban Frota today

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Whoever agrees type ✅

coarse bear
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Frotter racism

grizzled meadow
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(for the slow dudes in here, it's a joke, since I just got a DM)

coarse bear
grizzled meadow
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Won't say who, make your conclusions

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!unlock

split canyonBOT
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✅ Unlocked 🎪brainsoup.

grizzled meadow
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Mfs

shell venture
high meteor
austere shadow
high meteor
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what went on here

drifting mantle
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THE FUCK HAPPEND

high meteor
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i was busy fukin gaming

split canyonBOT
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shell venture
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breezy posted uncropped cock

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true

eager igloo
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Gorg orwels buk 1984

glad carbon
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@stone blade

fluid heron
shell venture
pastel quartz
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falco can you please deglove breezy

eager igloo
coarse bear
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Youyou saw Falco's dick 💯

drifting mantle
high meteor
coarse bear
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Thanks for confirming, Falco

shell venture
fluid heron
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i saw falcos bald ass chrome dome

shell venture
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it was really old and bald

austere shadow
glad carbon
stone blade
fallow trellis
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bro did i just miss someone posting cropped black man porn?

fluid heron
long niche
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Ok everyone post your irl pictures. Ill go first

fallow trellis
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i was trying to buy sirloin cuts

pastel quartz
fluid heron
fallow trellis
fluid heron
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we know who this is

pastel quartz
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4cm long 40 cm wide

fallow trellis
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who posted the disgusting women pornography

coarse bear
fluid heron
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this shit goes hard asf while the chat is imploding

glad carbon
fallow trellis
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i tot frota left after mute or was that weslie

grizzled meadow
pastel quartz
fallow trellis
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Frota posted woman porn?

long niche
fluid heron
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atleast it aint got that in it

pastel quartz
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its called eefoc

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because

glad carbon
fallow trellis
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who is guilty of posting straight pornography then so i can cyber bully at any given moment

deep topaz
mossy void
shell venture
mossy void
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A real churro stand with real screenshots from her… ahem… films

drifting mantle
fallow trellis
shell venture
fluid heron
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falco did dog pile on him

pastel quartz
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would go crazy as an album cover

fallow trellis
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if i ever get banned for posting porn its gonna be with big booty latinas

grizzled meadow
narrow lotus
glad carbon
shell venture
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wait so gey porn is alright

long niche
fallow trellis
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curved porn gets you praise

mossy void
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No black men cumming but white men is fair game

narrow lotus
fluid heron
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hexagonal porn

narrow lotus
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but im sure you can find some and share with us

grizzled meadow
narrow lotus
long niche
mossy void
long niche
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Brb

hazy finch
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should i buy it the solders on the tiny motherboard on my current mouse is starting to fail and it disconnects randomly so i need a new mouse

shell venture
pastel quartz
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I would do dastardly things for this watch

hazy finch
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boobs

fluid heron
coarse bear
storm stream
coarse bear
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Or whatever solder spots you need

hazy finch
fallow trellis
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disgusting

fluid heron
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red dragon makes nothing good

hazy finch
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and its like a 5$ mouse anyway i need a new one

fallow trellis
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except if its big booty latinas

shell venture
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just don't post skeletones

fallow trellis
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ive been learning latin for the latinas

fluid heron
narrow lotus
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but also true

hazy finch
shell venture
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what mouse was it

fluid heron
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i have a 2013 razer deathadder that lasted to the ripe age of 8 years

fallow trellis
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what the fuck do you mean latinas dont speak latin

hazy finch
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5$ logitech mouse

shell venture
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me too

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based

grizzled meadow
shell venture
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still going strong

hazy finch
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i wanna get one with the buttons on the side since ive never used one of those mouses before

fluid heron
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i have a logitech superlight 2 pro now cuz it was on hella sale

fallow trellis
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i just have a mouse i stole from the uni library

fluid heron
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my old mouse was so fucking heavy

fluid heron
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felt like i was controlling a brick

shell venture
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was it this one

fallow trellis
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this one is incredibly light, very easy to steal

hazy finch
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yes thats the exact one

shell venture
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im still using it

shell venture
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this is the longest a mouse wheel has lasted me

fluid heron
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if you can unlock your scroll wheel that shit will not last

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every mouse ive ever had that does that the mouse click breaks so fast

shell venture
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i don't think you can

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but i don't need it

fluid heron
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i still dont get the purpose of those

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didnt make bunny hopping any easier in 2018 cs

shell venture
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so you can basically spam

fluid heron
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and now you cant do it at all

shell venture
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bind an action to mouse wheel and unlock

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usually useful for spam interact

hazy finch
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i gotta clean my fucking keyboard godamn

fluid heron
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i played source back in like 2017 just to check it out and i got banned from every populated server for "scripting"

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because bhopping is so fucking easy in source

shell venture
hazy finch
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who do you want me to assasinate

fluid heron
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an rsass for an assassination is kinda crazy

stone blade
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the fk kind of searches

stone blade
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do you get mate

hazy finch
hazy finch
shell venture
narrow lotus
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g502 is crazy good

stone blade
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Yes

fluid heron
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razer death adder

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the old ones

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really fucking tanky mice

stone blade
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death adder is ok I had one before I switched

shell venture
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it's good but retards increase prices cause it's popular

fluid heron
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you can get a wirless one for like 60 bucks

idle veldt
hazy finch
fluid heron
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this the shit i rock now

coarse bear
idle veldt
coarse bear
fluid heron
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is that a thing?

coarse bear
pastel quartz
coarse bear
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It's a thing on some logitech mice

shell venture
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my mouse wheel started to do that some time ago

mossy void
shell venture
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basically scrolls / clicks twice

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now it fixed itself

coarse bear
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My g305 and g105 had doubleclicks
Thankfully an easy switch change if you learn to solder

pastel quartz
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I liked how chunky the deathadder was, but it kinda broke easy

mossy void
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His last act as a strimmer was peeping The Horror

fluid heron
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i used it to the point i wore through all the rubber on the sides

pastel quartz
hazy finch
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whadafuk

pastel quartz
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I got one of my dogs on that birthday, I still have him

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he's a good boy

idle veldt
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Y’all really threw your mouse

fluid heron
pastel quartz
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I was a spergy likely autistic 13 year old with no outlet, I had quite poor self control

shell venture
fluid heron
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its cuz of the way the bones in your arms cross whenever you hold a regular mouse

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supposed to be more ergonomic all i can imagine is how hard my fucking elbows would dick into my armrests

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dick?\

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dick into my armrest

hazy finch
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so true

fluid heron
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when are the ergoers gonna make a dick rest

idle veldt
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That’s supposed to be your thighs

fluid heron
hazy finch
fluid heron
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just a cutout for them to swang

hazy finch
pastel quartz
hazy finch
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its great to have a chair like that for camping too fuckers are comfy asf

pastel quartz
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I'm not a beer guy but that would be nice

fluid heron
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i only drink seltzers

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fucking cant stand beer

hazy finch
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me neither im more of a drink with some alchohol than a alchohol with some drink guy

pastel quartz
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I like harder drinks, beer just takes too much to get any buzz

hazy finch
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i like my lemon vodka

fluid heron
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really to get my fix i just get some black tar heroin

hazy finch
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and hard solo

pastel quartz
hazy finch
fluid heron
pastel quartz
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pulled the switch on the bitch that narcan'd me, told them to not kill my high

fluid heron
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they were just made of weaker flesh

hazy finch
fluid heron
pastel quartz
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hit that gutter oil alibaba cart, see flesh demons stalking me, they aint shit though

fluid heron
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shit is actually fucked

pastel quartz
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American I assume?

long niche
fluid heron
pastel quartz
fluid heron
pastel quartz
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haha knew it

pseudo robin
pseudo robin
fluid heron
fluid heron
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Newly released police footage from a May shootout in Appleton, Wisconsin, shows paramedics reviving Ruben Houston — who reportedly was suffering from an opioid overdose on a coach bus — before the man pulled a semi-automatic on the first responders. He fired two shots, killing a firefighter and injuring a police officer. After an investigati...

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content warning

long niche
pastel quartz
fluid heron
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shit is actually vile

long niche
hazy finch
fallow trellis
fluid heron
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its fucking insane

pseudo robin
fluid heron
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he was basically dead and blue on a bus and they save his fucking life

fallow trellis
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dude struck a deal with the devil

fallow trellis
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soul for a soul shit

pseudo robin
fluid heron
fluid heron
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waddiyatalkinabeet you fucking druggo

long niche
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Hey I have many friends who are australian okay

hazy finch
pseudo robin
fluid heron
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i thought hungry jacks was like localized aussie mcdonalds

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i forgot yall have maccas

hazy finch
fluid heron
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ah ok

hazy finch
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better than whatever burger king makes too

fluid heron
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ive never eaten at a burger king in my entire life

long niche
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All i know is I want one of these hats

pseudo robin
fluid heron
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i watch alot of explosions and fire and dankponds i have very small scattered pockets of aussie lore

fluid heron
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do you not speak english?

long niche
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No

fluid heron
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makes sense then

upper gulch
hazy finch
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fuck man i really want some fish and chips right now

fluid heron
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have a strange urge to play battlefield

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alright its been 2 years

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and its still mixefd

upper gulch
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erm aktuwally dewd... 1 year 5 months and 3 days.....

heady crow
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@quaint ore

fluid heron
quaint ore
fluid heron
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thats how i gauge time

heady crow
quaint ore
fluid heron
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it makes more sense than just lifting something heavy once

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just going for prs

heady crow
upper gulch
heady crow
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Real

mossy void
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Your body will build differently depending on what kind of work you’re doing

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If you only do power lifting and nothing else, your body will only prepare for short and sudden bursts of work

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Meanwhile you spend an hour lifting almost constantly that’s a whole other thing

heady crow
mossy void
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You shut up

heady crow
mossy void
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The one who posted “catastrophic yapping”

heady crow
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Yippee :D

mossy void
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I will never not hate people who complain about “yapping”

mossy void
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As if the internet is exclusively for posting an image, or reacting with an emote

heady crow
heady crow
upper gulch
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intellectualism is a big word

mossy void
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God forbid you learn something new

mossy void
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Nonono we need to be feeding ourselves brainrot 25/8/366

narrow lotus
heady crow
narrow lotus
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kekl When Romanians discovered internet

heady crow
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Thats why i do 5x5 for every excerscise

mossy void
upper gulch
upper gulch
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you should know that youre going there

stone blade
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hi chat

heady crow
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Alo

upper gulch
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alo

heady crow
paper schooner
mossy void
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Thanks to denial I’m gonna live forever

upper gulch
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checkmate atheist

mossy void
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Hell is not a place it’s a cuss word dummy

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Well there is a place in michigan

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But other than that

upper gulch
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hell is real and im meeting you there buddy

mossy void
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Your face is hell

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Joe mama

mossy void
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Ligma

glad carbon
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@upper gulch hi twink

upper gulch
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alo

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hej

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salam

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merhaba

glad carbon
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nuh uh

upper gulch
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vozdra

idle veldt
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Gn frota

heady crow
glad carbon
mossy void
idle veldt
idle veldt
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Lois

mossy void
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In all seriousness I personally wouldn’t take judgement from a man who has never been in my life beyond the position of voyeur

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Now we could debate the ethics of it all but I actually live quite an ethical life

glad carbon
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breezy so ethical he doesnt even consume porn with real people in it

mossy void
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But the fact remains the only “bad” things I do don’t affect others

idle veldt
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Name one

mossy void
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Yeah I’m crass when I get angry at people but like that’s on the internet

heady crow
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Goon

glad carbon
heady crow
paper schooner