#🎪bruh-fart
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are you american or something?
idc what ur saying actually
romanian
ah
french is like uhh
ok carry on
je suis whaetever
Mongolian
Mongolian
Is like 2%
That list is insulting. Imagine living with chronic pain, which is exacerbated with activity, and having some doctor (who earns 3x more than you could ever hope to) ask you if you've considered breathing about it.
breathing excercises can help stuff
i do it when i have a sore tummy :(
this is cold as hell
that also looks like the chillest fucking skate spot in the world??
I would probably die
east asians, so much wiser than us, have developed advanced racism we westerners could not hope to understand
the chinese have been developing racism for 4,000 years
The long awaited Music Video to possibly one of my most favorite songs I've made
Halo🤝Helldivers🤝Starship Troopers
Spotify
https://open.spotify.com/track/7FnKwkw2PqNqFKa1kG2vz2?si=ae11c579d2a94e10
#HumanityFirst
all videos used are not mine, all used from trailers for Halo/Helldivers
Discord:
https://discord.gg/yPfNRXp2pt
sasage your fucking shinzo
dear god
vietcong gotta be on some of them
Closed captioned with lyrics.
"the REAL Napalm Sticks to Kids, as recorded live by the First of the Ninth Chorus -- an impromptu group formed by troopers of the 1st of the 9th Cavalry, 1st Cavalry Division tape obtained in 1970 at Phuc Vinh, South Viet Nam."
The old video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpsaLApA2eQ) was taken down for "hate s...
play this during
Idk how accessible healthcare is where you live, but the sort of chronic pain that persists long enough to see a specialist everywhere i've been living isn't the sort of chronic pain that breathing exercises cure.
just do it
bombaclat
i kinda felt this video
Are you a different animal or the same beast?
Just do it bro
what the hell does this mean
are you a pig or a cow
bombaclat
im a whole different breed
rimworld isnt on sale
this shits cringe
🏴☠️
ive done it so many times
i dont wanna do it again
id rather just have the game for the convenience of the steam workshop
instead of using a workshop downloader
do it
it's tynan fault that he broke under sale begging
did you make that disgusting hard boiled egg concoction
good
i saw a video of a dude taking 6 hard boiled eggs with yogurt and blending it up for protein
Genuine agony
steam users try not fill the new and trending tab with porn games
impossible
cant find anything new its just porn games
new and trending ah yes path of exile
game that came out in 2013
yikes
rimworld and sale?
doesnt exist
max 1.1% sale
myth
wish i bought the game like 6 years ago
cuz i want the dlc but its so fucking expensive
LMAO
It's actually real
@narrow lotus can u rename this place frainbart for a while
well
iedy assassination tommrow at 7pm
look to the side bro
i heard the gif
i had the original destiny
not on pc tho
84 fucking dollars?
really?
activision level pricing
get fucked american
i bought it when it was like 20 bucks for deluxe
The video that got the feds on him:

wtf
60 dollars
bro got the shitpost seal of approval
their gonna have to make that shit 80 percent off before i even consider buying it
wait til next year
played it when it was on gamepass and was heavily dissapointed
cus mfs be spawning in ur asshole
makes sense
okay buddy

He’s going to the moment credits roll 
dark and darkers on sale
wasn't that game free ?
free until you wanna go into highroller lobbies
more shit you equip more gear score you get and you get put in different lobbies
is it one of those games where you play free for 2 hours
i did get the pass thing for free on epic
sales ends on the 24th i will brood on this
2003 memes
waiting for wilds to go on sale in 3 years
🦆
i forgot i had that game ngl
got into high rank and just didnt do shit
alright lets hope i dont get banned for updating the games shit dlss
so im guessing mods are a no go in wilds ?
blatantly cheating for times
so just cheaters
pretty much
ok good to know
i mean playing online was already ass without it lmao
The end is upon us
that means people have figured out how to make their own hunts and make lobbies
and you can be potentially banned for joining them
1 infinity
steam input kinda goated typing this shit on a controller
could technically do everything with a controller dont know why i would
what should i get from tacomac
they have a shortage on philly cheesesteaks for some reason
tacomac is regional nvm fuck off
thats a georgia thing i forgot
dude the philly cheesesteak is calling to me i dont want nothing else
i fucking love philly cheesesteaks
400 dollars for a dozen
its 14 bucks for 10 wings but they aint wingstops little ass wings
im hungry i want a meal
That’s all you need for a good old fashioned southern ice tea
Black tea and some sugar
im an arnolds palmer kinda guy
Arnold palmer is also great and all but, I don’t feel like making lemonade to mix with it
Also genuine lemonade takes a lot of effort
Would make arnold palmer for a special occasion though
where i worked we had tea and lemonade so i was drinking arnold palmers daily
sometimes id mix it with alcohol when we had a slow day
Pov chernobyl plant 1986
or id do it anyways
if they dont have any philly cheesteaks im going to kill my waitress
Wtf is that relic on the left 
True
this is the
"I wont make catgirls, im trying to cure cancer"
"meow"
guy
Future doctor
Here you go bro improved the meme for you :)
He made a tweet almost right after the cancer one just saying "meow"
He's making catBOYS first confirmed
That reminds me of the time Dean Norris tweeted “Sex Gifs”

If I hear another person say they want to be "clicker trained" im gonna throat punch them
Amazing lmfao
someone shouldve told him to look for webms instead
I wanna be clicker trained

Idek what clicker training even is
Be someone's literal dog
Idk if it would even work or if it’s just a weird kink thing
Like does the clicker actually change your brain chemistry or
Idk
Pavlov's dog type shit
thumbnail kinda cursed https://youtu.be/CVK0di2098s?si=80gCVNQN4drmhiG4
roger gets mad at haley and steve.
all rights go to owners of this content
classical (pavlovian) conditioning
no brother
I only said it because I knew it upset him
I’m not actually interested in being clicker trained
Although…
No lmao
although…
human depravity
bed depravity
Actual degeneracy
If you do it with like a boyfriend/girlfriend yeah agreed
clicker training?
last of us reference?
I feel like a goth wife would be the type
a shroomhead if you will
To offer clicker training
Goth girls overrated
I’m just saying that’s the type that would offer clicker training
i see
🐕🦺
🌩️
Yeah it’s a kink thing
how about you train to be a normal human being
Spouses do all sorts of weird shit
I swear it's always trans people with the dog girl shite
It's so fucking weird
Like, irl people i know
HEY no stop that
Puppygirl shit is not exclusive to trans people
dude its either white women or twinks wdym
2 trans people I know, irl
this chat is either retarded political talk
or degenerate discussions
well im a furry so i automatically win this argument about trans people
what nationality
may allah bring great suffering to the residents on this channel
true
same but not at the furry convention
it was at a yoga place

🫦
Unfortunately, due to my previous 24 mute, I will refrain from continuing commentary on this
You are not exiled here brobro
you should be rejected outta here
Please enjoy these dog photos instead
!catbomb
Well when you get mod perms you go right ahead
dog bomb
Oh. Wait.
that typa dog are always cool fellas
He's a lil shit
he learns from his owner
smart fella or a fart smella
afterall
see hes a cool fella
yoooo who let the dogs out
Here he is mid fence escape
Yeah ofc the furry would pay attention to the dogs
I'm so glad youtube poops never died
What do you mean? This is the real thing

A real strong man does CPR.
Here are some references and resources about CPR.
If you'd like to learn more about CPR, please check out the links below:
https://youtu.be/M4ACYp75mjU?si=92Oc_KbJFHbfP2xj - English
https://youtu.be/6eRwgM2Pa4o?si=87FMcyWHTzJJ9SNn - English
https://youtu.be/2ZIdOeTZRMk?si=sJQEPyymPRz9HZPM - 한국어
https://youtu.be...
baking bad
breaking baki
Only thing different from the switch 1 is a better kickstand 
Invincible season 4 1080p full leak
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Real
Outro: nelward - Ghost
Support: patreon.com/tallbart
"my god peter you wore those pajamas to your pajaffice?"
Pretty sure
Okay this is fire
Better Spam Ham
Outro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anHCHCWItl4
Follow: https://twitter.com/TallBart
ikr
is this show good
Better call saul? yeah
like good or great
I think it's better if you've seen breaking bad first but it holds its own very very well
same universe or wat
Prequel
ooo
Better Call Saul is the prequel to Breaking Bad
Saul Goodman is the main character, who in Breaking Bad is Walter White's lawyer
actually
now that I think of it
I feel like it will enhance your experience if you haven't seen breaking bad
It's a very different experience one way or the other
but I do know Better Call Saul has some overlap with breaking bad, in that it, effectively, spoils some of it
like super big deal spoilers
but that's at the end of BCS
I fuckin hate this shit man
Fuck this channel
also the spoilers take place near the end of BB so... could be a worthy sacrifice considering
honestly it really doesn't matter one way or the other because BB gives some "spoilers" to BCS but far more minor
one day ill finish it
But, it's definitely a different experience if you watch BCS first
am only on s2
did hank flush tho
welcome to the club
what a controversial take
also i thought open ne noor was from walters kid
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thought it was from the show
Major major Breaking Bad Spoilers in here
nope
This is a clip minus spoilers, the reason I grabbed it
saus will never not be funny
ill never make that mistake again
oh god I'll always love YTPs
that is meat
from vinny vinesauce
Gooning hour
forgot i downloaded a notepad app on my phone a while ago i go to use it since im returning an item on amazon and gotta note down the return code and then i get a popup telling me to "go premium"
i get exceptional customer service
ad free
and "much more!"
for a fucking notepad app
bruh what
what could go so wrong youd need customer service
your phone doesn't come stock with a notepad app
first ever mobile app that made me give a 1 star review godamn that shit pisses me off
no
lmao
dropped it plenty of times and still works fine
honestly i would prefer a flip phone i dont use my phone for anything other than calls and texts and rarely use it to watch youtube or play a game on it
Nothing wrong with that
if that's all you need that's all you need
I just like having all the utility that comes with my smartphone
I do a lot on it
though for some reason most flip phones here are more expensive than the 50$ post office phone
like, it's an extention of myself with how many different things I use it for
finances, communication, news, etc
and entertainment obv
first maintenance part for my car first of many i can assume
Thigh highs are pretty based
anything that makes the squish is
idk how the fuck it happened but something or someone busted a hole through the one i have currently have no idea how long its been there since i did learner driving a week or so before i noticed it and i told my mum and she said "oh its been there for a while"
i died tryna get a battery playing squad now
time to not touch gamma for another month
man no more room in hell 2 is FUN but you GOTTA do the obj
everyone runs around like it's a zombie killer romp
that is if you don't get a bunch of fuckin mexicans screaming over the mic
this shit is not easy
dont fw my gang
Of course I go all the way through dark valley just to get killed by a cumsucker at the end
Lol
Lmao
bloodsuckers are a pain in the ass if you can't blast em with a shotgun while they're still running up on you
thankfully they boom n zoom instead of just wailing on you
fucking long arm bastards whatever they're called
sucker punch you in the cunt and eat 3 buckshot blasts
Fracture
correct
Nah getting molested by a psysucker and blood sucker at the same time
That's peak agony
on my double hard playthrough I've gotten maybe 6 grenades total and I'm in Pripyat
and i had to burn most of them on Big Game
that quest is hell when every bullet is a blessing
Double hard is agony
God bless Invictus run players
Would have Kurt cobained myself 5 hours in
it's not the worst thing in the world at the start
but when you get hit with some bullshit totally out of your control it's agony
Legendary pick
damn
Ha loser
i got infinite milk
no im squeezing something else
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This feels like a Monty Python skit
real
HALLELUJAH
Literal God roll
(I'm about to blow my brains out)
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@high meteor

what does bird have to do with this
The ending got a good snort laugh out of me
I love sumo wrestling because it's literally just two fat bitches fighting and I think that's really amusing
fat fellas fightin over food
no
there is no escape
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!vero
arizona ice tea and the costo hot dog are the cornerstone of this failing country's economy
I love costco
in the inevitable future corporate wars I will lay down my life for them
costco justified ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅
costco is built on the idea of actually offering quality service in hopes of bringing in more people, which is the way a lot of companies used to run themselves but since has fallen out of style
it's so weird going there and not feeling like I am getting completely shafted
I wonder what jack black smells like
god
RAHH
???
what is your motives
your wonderful little retard thought process delights me
joe biden
joe biden
9/11 happen today same day everyday
fuck off
p!banana 5
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oh hey flop
New nickname: Twenty
one
i wouldn't even need the potion
💞 Love calculator
Beer&Shite InHarmony(Kill Brits) + Tree = 80%
wrong cunt
💞 Love calculator
Unwise And Mystical Tree + Beer&Shite InHarmony(Kill Brits) = 65%
it's going up
BRO @shell venture @shell venture@shell venture@shell venture@shell venture@shell venture
SAME
take off your pans
Wtf is this
pants
by the power of loverslab mods
Cbbe
It came free with your premium gooning pack
If you're going to mod skyrim the first mod you install is CBBE
anyone else play Marvel Heroes before it was taken down? its back now with a private server Tahiti.
and then you install about 2000 other mods
No, why would anyone play that abysmal game
jk it was okay
not my thing
I loved it, Diablo with Marvel characters
it was taken off Steam, servers shutdown
yeah I've seen gameplay
but now therse a private server up for it
whats wrong with ur marvel rivals
the 3 stupid cunts
potty mouth
imagine achieving chim by asserting so hard that magic isnt real but instead of the godlike powers youd normally you just refuse to believe magic and thus has no effect on you
probably end up using chim to remove magic altogether
that would be even funnier tbh
fuq
refuse to believe in magic
assert that magic is not real
believe in this so hard that magic ends up just sliding right off of you, and whenever a mage or wizard is in your vicinity, they literally cannot do shit
end up achieving chim this way
use bs chim powers to just delete magic throughout all of time and space
end up being right that magic isn't real, but magic was never real, so it doesn't matter anymore
the fact that u need a ring to believe that means you do
meaning you can't fuck it if you're wearing the ring, as the atronach wouldn't make contact with you whatsoever
either that or your a filthy pagan
now a ring of fire resist
would also not work because you'd remove all warmth
so you'd need like 99%
99.9% resist
its called fire resist not heat resist
and how does fire harm you
last time i checkd your body temperature is not fire
yes but how does fire harm you
nah, not enchanted at all, its just engraved with the words "magic isn't real bozo" as a reminder
through extreme heat, right?
its called a mental note, and u use ur brain for it
so fire resist is heat resist
no its fire resist, u resist fires
ok then you won't be set on fire but your dick will become charred
a rectangle is a square but not all squares are rectangles
the fact that u said fire means it should resist the fire
by burning you, so its more a ring of burn resist
so any heat that isn't enough to burn you, as in cause physical damage, like charring skin or causing pain, wont be affected
if it gets hot enough though, then it starts stopping it
but heat can also burn
so it does fire resist, and then a burn resist, but not a heat resist
you need to be burned by something that isnt fire when holding a fire resist ring
can u cook without fire? yes induction
ur argument is valid
brain to busy with more important work
if the fire resist ring only resists fire and not heat, then you would char your dick from the extreme ambient heat
from what exactly need to be specific because if its from fire then it wont work
which is why I'm saying you'd need a 99.9% resist ring, as it resists the vast majority of the heat
if its a heat resist ring then yeah u would die from hypothermia
I'm assuming by fire it means heat
fire is heat but not all heat is fire
I would also assume external heat
by that logic frost resist would cook you from the inside
scientifically you would just retain whatever heat you have and no more
so it's safe to assume a fire resist ring is a heat resist ring, and it's heat that is coming externally
cold
is frost the same as cold?
but it does both, just not 100% heat resist
fire resist and heat resist sorta work hand in hand, as in a fire resist enchanted armor would still have a lesser amount of heat resist
you dont need to specifically enchat something with both heat resist and fire resist, only the fire resist
for example, enchanting a ring with 75% fire resist would by default, give you 50% heat resist
so a 100% fire resist item would also give you 75 percent, or more, heat resist
but never enough heat resist to 100% cancel heat, only cancel it enough so that going down on a flame atronarch doesn't broil you
well that the same argument as charring can be the result of fire
yes but to be specific heat from fires
you could wear a fire resist ring and walk through the desert and feel like it's climate controlled at a nice cool 73F
if you get one good dude who can buckle down it's doable
is the sun just one big fire
radiation heat
I contend that whenever you see "fire resist" in any sort of media, it's referring to a resistance to heat
if the sun is just one big fire with a fire resist ring u can walk in there i think
until the pressure flattens u like a pancake
at that point you would need a smart ring
then u need a pressure resist ring
isn't it just a ball of flaming hydrogen
water is a liquid but not all liquids are water
and a bunch of other elements but yes
waterwalking cant work on liquid methane for example
"In D&D 5e, the "Water Walk" spell allows creatures to move across liquid surfaces as if they were solid ground. It can affect up to ten willing creatures within a 30-foot range for the duration of the spell (1 hour). If a creature is submerged in liquid when targeted, the spell carries them to the surface at a rate of 60 feet per round"
liquid surfaces
and what qualifies as a liquid? lava
yeah and thats from the module that says fire ball is an exploding singularity rather than ball of fire in hand and i throw it at you
not quite lava but it is liquid
their wording is retarded
Don't forgot the ring of stabilize body temp so your entire body dosent instantly boil the second you hit vaccumn
and it got worse when coast got a hold of guygax's work
i forgot the fact that you needed to travel thru a vaccum to be on the sun
it's a liquid, pitch is also a liquid
but not really a liquid
And need supplemental oxygen so toss in a vaccumn breathing amulet
OK BUT WHY IS FIRE BALL AN EXPLODING SINGULARITY RATHER THAN FIRE IN HAND AND I THROW IT AT ENEMY
yeah it's not water but it is fluid
check mate
that would be flame hands if you just spew fire from a hand
fireball is contained magic
fireball is fire in a balloon
yeah and then it impacts and then explodes from a central point
also known as
a singularity
an exploding singularity
mf
Mario knew this better than Dnd
fireball is a fire aligned exploding singularity
fireball is a explosive singularity, not the exploding singularity
A black hole dying can be an exploding singularity
no u make fire from hand and throw it at enemy
its not that hard people
we did this in the paleolithic era
that's fire hands
i did it last week
it's different
Then it burns out mid air cause it's burning nothing
exactly what I was about to say
its fucking magic
im concerned about the wording of fire ball not being a ball of fire u ahve in ur hand
its apparently an exploding singularity
Why do you care
oooo so scary I summon a wave of fire that does nothing to anything because it dissapates within 3 feet
because fire in hand and i throw it at enemy
The humble heat transfer meaning it dosent do anything anyway:
meanwhile I throw a ball that when it impacts it explodes in a huge area of flames
that's a fireball
fire in hand is fuckin, a lighter
anyone have cigarettes?
please explain to me why fire ball is an exploding singularity and not fire in hand and i throw it at people, and not ohh fire in hand not effective tell that to the homless person i threw fire last week
because it's a ball
of fire
that when impacts
it explodes
from a central point
you throw it
you don't hold it
yeah no fireball dnd 5e states it jus exists and explodes
you dont even throw it
it just pops up 15ft from you
or whatever distance they ahve it in 5e
yeah it should be in ur hands and u throw it
thats what im saying the wording is bad
if that's how it works then it most definitely is not fire in hand
thats
and it most definitely is an exploding singularity
what ive been saying
I want fire in hand to throw at enemy
a ball doesnt magically pop up
and you're saying you don't have it?
not unless ur lebron james
no u dont u technically point somewhere then an explosion of fire happens
there isn't a spell where you summon a beam or ball or whatever of fire?
I feel like that would be better anyway
I played a dark elf wizard once who knew Draconic then attempted to seduce a dragon
I play as a half-orc barbarian with max strength and proficient in grappling
i just throw whatever i see in combat
My favorite spell was grease.
even our anemic half-elf wizard
Grease gang wya
dragon fuckers istg
the only friend i had in that game was the racist dwarf
I'm from the entangle hood tho
My favorite spell is NOT FIREBALL
It's even funnier cause it was an adult female white dragon and 5 minutes earlier I covered her baby in grease AFTER THE FIRST DUNGEON and lit it on fire
actually based
I for one prefer call lightning 
Caused half the starter town to be destroyed
My favorite spell is remote bomb (homebrew)
She actually killed the guy who sent us to that dungeon
and Conjure Banana peel
Ss13 clown bullshit
we had a bomb threat in uni a day after our dnd game, and i just kept shouting to my DM "remote bomb!" a security guard went up to the room we were renting to keep it down
Oh to have fairy god parents
clown harvesting operation, highly illegal
I wish for twice the lead content in the water supply
Management were pissed.
I wish to add a proton to every atom in the universe
They were all lobotomites
I wish for every living beings gut bacteria to suddenly die
I wish to reverse every chirality of every quark
Double the oxygen content
I wish to convert all matter into lead
move all atoms one micrometer to the left
xenon gas even
Assuming if it's instant wouldn't that just do nothing
no, helium
no idea
I would think the fairly god parents rule book wouild be thicker
"Refill all the coal and oil deposits"
make the germans HATE coal
"this is the big book of rules, there are 1000 rules"
kill all life in the universe
"there are 1001 rules"
I think that it's quite significant that you lose your god parents when you become an adult
because this is the shit we would be wishing for XD
Make germans hate coal challenge: IMPOSSIBLE
no child would think to add protons to every atom
sheldon from young sheldon
he would just give himself all knowledge
Sheldon would effectively wish to become omniscient
@forest field (aquariusurelius) has been muted for {1 day} for reason: Man, how about you filter out the racist memes already. -1d
wouldnt that kill you in a mental sense
you know, I really don't know
This seems like a hazard
A funny hazard
thats a good thing
Better than mimes
i feel like thats gonna be some sort of lovecraftian trauma
to know everything about the universe or something
omniscience is.. a very interesting concept
"OH man, Captains gonna be pissssed when he sees this!"
the fucked up fantasies that people bottle up
and also whats in the universe that light has not touched yet
like, you'd have knowledge, not only what is happening, has happened, and will happen, but every possible variant of every possible permutation of every possible event that has, is, or will happen
truly infinite knowledge
like those death crystals in rick and morty
that is a glimpse into infinity
uncertain death and every possible future reality which is constantly shifting because things are constantly changing
"Oh my God it was the jews."
Omniscience is most definitely a curse
no being can possibly withstand that much knowledge
on the brightside u know if hl3 will be released
or not
then its a curse again
also idk eldritch lovecraftian thing about "puny human mind cannot comprehend the truth of the universe"
It's actually quite interesting because the only way it'd be even possible to handle that much information is to completely lose your sense of self
you wouldn't be you anymore, you would effectively become one with infinity
its like that guy in invincible he fused his mind with a shitton of alternate realities of himself and he went insane
yeah kind of
and that wasn't even infinity that was like, what, a few dozen lives?
3 or 4 dozen different lives which all spanned, what, 30 years apiece?
a very very far cry from infinity, and he went berserk
it's actually one of the points of contention I have with the show though
because okay sure, you hate mark soooo much
||so why would you bring the very marks that actually did what you said they did, and use them to attack the one good mark?||
but that's a tangent
based
Henlo Stephanie
henlo
oy vey not this again...
can't say he didn't warn you
idk why youtube messed up the fps at parts but oh well
#celeste #celestegameplay
Is the russian brainfart channel better
Elementary level
if you can hold a conversation then yes
if not then no, but the memes are memes so, if nothing else it's good to check for memes
hiii :3
Is this a conversation
If all you're gonna go there for is memes then yeah it's just an extra meme channel
but if you go there for the people then a decent grasp of russian is required
I also like to make fun of people
henlo
i love fast food!
@dreamy current may i return to the land of the living please i would like to not be stuck here
are you sure
Deserved
I got exiled once idk what for
Iedy got mad at me for some reason
Took a day
To get unexiled
Probably mildly annoyed the mods 

there are time n place for stuff
soo i kinda see why
Offtopic can take a meme or two, but it's not the meme channel
Off topic is exclusively for mid posts only
