🎪bruh-fart

[mossy void]

Scams are cool but like
Theft looks bad

[primal rapids]

The most subtle Dark Angel looking for Fallen hiding among the Tyranid populations

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/bosnia-gif-2291869677917452302

[hot python]

@mossy void

[mossy void]

Scamming the ultra wealthy is super based

But theft looks bad to the ladies

[upper gulch]

probably more i think mcdonalds in america has prices going way up

[hot python]

Boring ladies in this case

[hot python]

Get yourself a crimewave

[pseudo robin]

If she doesn’t respect the scamming grindset she isn’t the one

[upper gulch]

he needs to get a girl from a call center

[upper gulch]

thats cute

[gusty willow]

A call girl

[placid sail]

you probably haven't heard that your daddy has woken up

[gusty willow]

You don't say

[upper gulch]

they could work as a duo

dual income

[rotund kindle]

Weseli got banned right?

[primal rapids]

Listen, the Lion can wait, there's Fallen I need to hunt down to the exclusion of all my other duties including the safety and prosperity of mankind. -the average Dark Angel

[gusty willow]

Love Bosnian women

[split canyon]

@old kettle _ _||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​|| _ _ _ _ _ _https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/230197229518979072/1251051493956517980/Exiled_Fewer_Pixels_H.264.mp4

[dusty lava]

это который желтий был?

[rotund kindle]

W

[dusty lava]

а, он фембой карочи

[gusty willow]

What if the girl was never there and he added a fake phone thing

[eager igloo]

Weseli got muted, waited till it ends and left

[dusty lava]

[eager igloo]

So technically no

[rotund kindle]

[placid sail]

pretty sure lion said to let it go

but I guess old habits die hard

[gusty willow]

Fs for all the fallen Brothers of brainfart

[rotund kindle]

So...

[primal rapids]

There are legit Dark Angel chapters that are still hunting Fallen despite Lion being like "can you guys fucking knock it off." It's hilarious.

[dusty lava]

he was been muted for six months like XCVB?

[upper gulch]

me too

[hot python]

@coarse bear

Wakie wakie

[pale ingot]

banned xalrider, had a major schizo moment, crashed out and left

[placid sail]

killing your own homies is just too fun

[split canyon]

@hot python ||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​|| _ _ _ _ _ _ https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1238576478774493224/1358124693978087586/z8kzXT0.mp4?ex=67f2b3af&is=67f1622f&hm=6a9b2457de326a3b5c0cc05eac089e3024960054df0c34e78447d4fe55f0fed0&

[eager igloo]

No

[placid sail]

best thing W ever done

[primal rapids]

The funny part is I see a bunch of people running around as those chapters in SM2 just because their paint schemes look cool, even though there is absolutely no reason they'd be bumming around with the Ultrasmurfs.

[placid sail]

uhm excuse me achtually you have no reason to

[placid sail]

encounters a marine painted like a neon whore from cyberpunk, dies

[wraith osprey]

a cretin like you would not be able to appreciate the fine anti goon work W was doing

https://tenor.com/view/never-goon-cash-minion-never-goon-cash-money-gif-15742369588951635929

[upper gulch]

is cretin where kreten is from

woah

[fallow trellis]

kamikaze banned xal, not worth it for that crash out tho there were bigger fish

[silent pawn]

I love anti gooners

[placid sail]

obsessively stalking any horny pfp in gamma is anti-goon?

you must be an icon of abstinence then

[primal rapids]

I usually paint my marines as Deathwatch since those can be temporarily attached to Ultrasmurf operations even if they usually do their own thing.

[wraith osprey]

yes
he forced them to change

[upper gulch]

i know people who do this shit and its so infuriating like just fucking organize your fridge bro

[placid sail]

please tell me you're ironic about it

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus @grizzled meadow @fresh rose @frail scaffold @river zealot

[fallow trellis]

I should write you guys' name I can tell the diff between everyone else before you guys (banned/ left)

[wraith osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/soyjak-jak-nod-soyjak-nod-gemerald-gif-5167387348592085428

[wraith osprey]

And i am

https://tenor.com/view/never-goon-never-goon-war-minions-at-war-gif-12031462183930278868

[upper gulch]

he is look at his profile description

youre jealous

[split canyon]

@stark pulsar _ _||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​|| _ _ _ _ _ _https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/230197229518979072/1251051493956517980/Exiled_Fewer_Pixels_H.264.mp4

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/wait-that-thats-is-illegal-gif-18393263

[stark pulsar]

пиздец

[old kettle]

ну здарова

[dusty lava]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1257813901358403685/1272239710835703889/0811_1.gif

[old kettle]

[stark pulsar]

[dusty lava]

вот бубля, ебися с ним

[stark pulsar]

лукс лайк ви хев мит егейн

[wraith osprey]

the orcs have breached Mordor

[dusty lava]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/597439644111732747/1348585474612138054/sex-4x.gif

[primal rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/676488032475676702/1362231180614701076/VID_20250417_083452_092.mp4?ex=68039e66&is=68024ce6&hm=79ee1e1d735b0e26f15aa032b571cf7d0d2552d4b17bda01e5e8724c6f884181&

[upper gulch]

true i am a frog

[eager igloo]

Hell yeah

[hot python]

Ribbit

[wraith osprey]

i am balkan
this is the only weather

[visual stirrup]

we will take power one day
and when we do, the fucking gooners will all be rounded up

absolute goonicide

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/the-froggiest-frog-frog-summer-summertime-cool-frog-gif-17563935023847531663

[upper gulch]

TGD

[wraith osprey]

999959195915919 dead gooners

[stone blade]

gyrard frog confirmed

[upper gulch]

hrvatska be like:

[primal rapids]

https://girlcockx.com/thexdboi/status/1910950028920959029?s=46&t=GrWo_34VbuG_vjilOY9zRA

[pseudo robin]

You thought you could out goon a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence

[visual stirrup]

BORN TO NOFAP
WORLD IS A FUCK
KILL EM ALL 2016
I AM MINION
410,757,864,530 DEAD GOONERS

[wraith osprey]

Shut
i live inland

[upper gulch]

rip

[dusty lava]

[upper gulch]

we both live in shitty parts of our countries

i live in RS you live in in land hrv

hrvtaska sjebala dalmaciju ngl

[midnight cloud]

Unironically I do

[upper gulch]

if bosnia had dalmacija it wouldnt be ruined. 😎

[upper gulch]

maybe post war

[upper gulch]

blow me cro

[lapis sable]

[wraith osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/crow-ive-got-you-ive-got-you-cro-animal-cigarette-gif-11179325411057184205

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/thank-you-thank-you-cro-team-crow-crow-animal-gif-13359187449580333950

[lusty sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/caesar-approve-thumbs-up-go-t-gif-15072916

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1356359899226968316/Greensimplestredeemable_b60f38_12395410.mp4?ex=68035a57&is=680208d7&hm=17bc047bcbea2573702c5a97004437d03fb77a1871439a3dd82b5debaa139a93&

[upper gulch]

are you doing something for uskrs

[wraith osprey]

no?

[upper gulch]

why no

[wraith osprey]

because i will be studying

[atomic crane]

You guys ever had a straight river of mud flow out ur ass for like 10 seconds straight as soon as u sat on the toilet

[upper gulch]

that is boring

you wont get to see krljavestice

eat potica

eat sunku

hleb

missing out

[atomic crane]

Gnomething ever happens

[wraith osprey]

too bad

the integrals are not going to learn themselves

[atomic crane]

Integrals suck

So do differential equations

[upper gulch]

maybe youre not learning them because youre not celebrating uskrs

[atomic crane]

DiffEq made me change degrees lol

[wraith osprey]

i will celebrate

i will eat and drink

[atomic crane]

Straight out of STEM into the applied sciences

[wraith osprey]

but not much else

[upper gulch]

see

just eating and drinking

🙄

[dusty lava]

Holy shit, I asked a friend to bring me some lemons from his garden.......
this motherfucker brought me a whole BOX OF FUCKING LEMONS!!!!!..... how am I supposed to eat a whole box?

[upper gulch]

isus ti se sveti s integralima bre

[atomic crane]

Are you saying that life gave you lemons

[primal rapids]

Bayonet Man, hero of the Zone

[atomic crane]

And you didn't even think to make lemonade

[wraith osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/uncanny-cat-i-understand-robert-helpmann-gif-12915598409505088294

[runic sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/mao-zedong-hello-chat-mao-gif-22461031

[dusty lava]

I wish life had given me something else......
But what the fuck do I need 44 pounds of lemons for?

[dusty lava]

[undone wave]

Left 4 Dead pipebomb

[trim pulsar]

BOOMER!

[upper gulch]

yup.

isus reko pa

[rocky geode]

wtf did he think was gonna happen

fuckin idiot

[upper gulch]

nek mu se osvetim matematikom jer me ne voli ko boga

[hot python]

He was thinking big

[undone wave]

He wanted to alert the horde I guess

[trim pulsar]

[undone wave]

This game boring af, set the car alarm off.

[runic sorrel]

did he blow it up in a school ?

[upper gulch]

he probably live in eastern europe ofc the game is boring

most interesting thing would be seeing the pipe bomb explode

[upper gulch]

i love lutes

[stoic girder]

Funny thing is he had a wicked history of trickery and fooling others, the general had even been tricked before.

[undone wave]

luter shooter

[undone wave]

byeah

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/jesse-pinkman-smile-gif-16895765258759043699

[pastel quartz]

who got banned

[pale ingot]

the guy

[pastel quartz]

which guy

[pale ingot]

idk

[pastel quartz]

im gonna kiss you

p!kiss @pale ingot

[foggy mantle]

Unwise And Mystical Tree kisses Jjjjjj

Powered by weeb.sh

[split canyon]

@pastel quartz _ _||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​|| _ _ _ _ _ _ https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/1159979001989845002/slap_1.mp4?ex=66073f21&is=65f4ca21&hm=f62cbd201a0c93cc5e23f39d1721ad9c6ddb27dbaa8102469a7adf383056aaf1&

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[hot python]

The SQL Query Box
phpMyAdmin allows us to accomplish many database operations via its graphical
interface, but sometimes we have to rely on SQL query input to achieve complex
operations. Here are examples of complex queries:
SELECT department, AVG(salary) FROM employees GROUP by department
HAVING years_experience > 10;
SELECT FROM_DAYS(TO_DAYS(CURDATE()) +30);
The query box is available from a number of places within phpMyAdmin.

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/standing-cat-bed-gif-22340884

[wraith osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1013623449077420064/1362802328864034857/stock-photo-smoking-kills-human-skeleton-smoking-a-cigarette-535525456.jpg

back in the cage

pro*rammer

[upper gulch]

total programmer death

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-a-lot-of-words-lots-of-words-thats-a-lotta-words-lotta-words-words-gif-24037422

[wraith osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1278041913827528704.gif?size=48&quality=lossless&name=JokergeNo

[hot python]

Time to learn useless things

[upper gulch]

learn arabic scales

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1361615075273605241/monotart-omori.webp

[tidal trellis]

I'm listening to something, helloooo! How rude!

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1361610408405762159/omori-unemployed_1.webp

[upper gulch]

thats me

https://tenor.com/view/cute-rabbit-rabbit-eating-eating-food-cute-bunny-gif-2507710795095803890

[tidal trellis]

That's a fat cat

[upper gulch]

weird aass snake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKIWM7OOEIg

[glad carbon]

So true

[rocky geode]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8YeJJJHYFs

me and who

(im the marmot)

[pastel quartz]

when that zaa hits

@tidal trellis

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1361610424130474106/omori_3.webp

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-thighhighs-gif-9504280496513715016

[tidal trellis]

Not gonna happen

[slender rock]

Hey twink

[pastel quartz]

@terse current

[tidal trellis]

Who?

[slender rock]

You

[fallow trellis]

Guy shot this dude for driving counter in a one way road, got released no probable cause

sorry allegedly shot this guy

[mossy void]

[hot python]

And then Obama clapped

[mossy void]

Shut up

https://tenor.com/view/gato-gif-18994602

[rocky geode]

stop being a femboy

[mossy void]

When you’re 5’10’ and 130 pounds, and you shave your entire body from the nose down

[tidal trellis]

I'm not one!!!

[hot python]

No...?

[broken topaz]

im 5'7 actually

[mossy void]

@tidal trellis is this you?

[tidal trellis]

Idk what my weight is, my height is 5'11 but I do shave, yes

[hot python]

Ok but are you projecting right now

[placid sail]

is there some sort of connection between the word and trans people or was that brought up randomly

[hot python]

That's too specific

[broken topaz]

Chasers are people that specifically seek out trans women to date

[mossy void]

No I’m 5’8” and 120 pounds and shave my legs

[placid sail]

huh

[broken topaz]

in a very pervy sexualising way

usually

Creeps

[placid sail]

I see, thanks cori

[mossy void]

Yeah it’s a trans fetish

[broken topaz]

happy to impart knowledge

[quaint ore]

Pro tip: short guys gain muscle insanely fast

[mossy void]

People who have a fetish for trans people are chasers

[quaint ore]

Embrace your inner billy herrington

[hot python]

Well, at least you'd know who's a femboy or not in such a case

[broken topaz]

t4t chaser

literally me

[mossy void]

Yeah I am an authority on the subject, I am most definitely a twink

[hot python]

Licensed expert

[broken topaz]

real?

[mossy void]

And judging by how flop is, actually, 5’11” and about 130, and shaves from the nose down

[solar breach]

Love twinks, good to cuddle and good to bully online

[rocky geode]

he says femininely

[broken topaz]

Strong evidence

[mossy void]

That’s like without a doubt

[mossy void]

Beyond any reasonable doubt

[rocky geode]

based

[placid sail]

when you're in a twink competition and your opponent is brainfart

[mossy void]

In all honesty I only mow the grass when I need to

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1361610373479927888/sunny-omori-live-reaction.webp

[placid sail]

wait till you've seen his steam profile

[tidal trellis]

Live sunny reaction

[broken topaz]

i used to be a twink when i was younger

good times

[hot python]

Twink death

[solar breach]

The extreme spectrum of brainfart tards needs to be studied

[mossy void]

I ignore it until I need to be presentable

[broken topaz]

I took the only way out

woman

[mossy void]

Real

[broken topaz]

or suicide

I chose woman

[mossy void]

Yeah suicide is not based

[hot python]

https://youtu.be/pC3w5hXzekQ

[mossy void]

Imagine being dead couldn’t be me I’m gonna live forever

[rocky geode]

live twink reaction

[broken topaz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1063654994626224190/1104902056097103992/7xekoo.gif

[placid sail]

it's just basically an assortment of answers to the question "what could a lonely unsatisfied person do to cope?"

[solar breach]

LOL fr

[broken topaz]

why is it always lonely unsatified people? with you

[hot python]

https://tenor.com/view/bryan-johnson-dancing-happy-dance-celebration-staying-up-late-gif-5053112816251722943

[rocky geode]

this but live sunny reaction photoshopped on top

[broken topaz]

that seems like crazy projection idk

[mossy void]

Also yes I never responded to this but yes I am definitely a twink :)

[broken topaz]

thats why you are friends with frota

twink brothers cats

[solar breach]

Oh please we are on discord rn talking to strangers instead of irl friends

[hot python]

Assume anything is projection in brainfart
No-one is exempt
This is a strange ecosystem

[rocky geode]

im literally talking to my friends at work

[hot python]

Not even me
The noosphere leaks here

[rocky geode]

as i type this

[mossy void]

Oooooo yeah

[broken topaz]

I have an excuse

[solar breach]

Then why are you here

[tidal trellis]

Hazardous ecosystem

[broken topaz]

im sick

so im in bed

[rocky geode]

because i can bully twinks and talk to them

[tidal trellis]

Idk how I lived long here tbh I probably would've died from some poisoning of sort

[rocky geode]

ADD multitasking

[solar breach]

Woe, bedbugs be upon ye

[broken topaz]

im also texting my irl people

[tidal trellis]

Unfortunate, get well soon!!!!!!

[broken topaz]

Thank you!

Im feeling much better than yesterday thats for sure

[solar breach]

Twinks have a natural resistance to poison damage

[rocky geode]

flop im sick too

the only cure is to put on the dress please help

please the doctor says its the only way

[placid sail]

there's a thin layer of functional normies here who occasionally get their fun and hang out but if you think a regular in here is okay you must be trippin

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1336322298709278811/1350026469450973255/lighten-up-conversation-is-too-serious.webp

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/james-wilson-gregory-house-robert-sean-leonard-hugh-laurie-dr-house-gif-25067979

[broken topaz]

I confirm this diagnosis

[hot python]

At what point does one go from visitor to occupant

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1336322298709278811/1350026446168526881/omori-mari_3.webp

[placid sail]

to answer your poorly hidden question directly, yes, you're fucked too

[broken topaz]

I guess you guys should get your life on track then idk

[placid sail]

oh cori

oh sweet summer child

[tidal trellis]

You're slowly integrating into the ecosystem

[broken topaz]

just do better idk

[tidal trellis]

It's already happened

[hot python]

That is unfortunate

I guess this is my life now

[solar breach]

No I think I'll just wallow in depression as my dreams are crushed due to socio-economic factors then kill myself.

[broken topaz]

autoerotic asphyxiation

[placid sail]

at least you're not dedicated flop mating press unit, have that going for you

[solar breach]

Trotsky is into autoerotic asphyxiation that's crazy

We need to get Sam Hyde onto an armored train rn

[stoic girder]

@heady crow

[hot python]

I look like this in real life

[placid sail]

my condolences

[hot python]

Thank's.

[solar breach]

Is that the sims lmao

[hot python]

That is IMVU LOL
It's like 3d Habbo hotel
Somehow lost the 3d hangout sim crown to Second Life like 10-15 years ago

[pale ingot]

after 30 you have to start taking a never-before-seen amount of steroids

and switch to being built like a brick shithouse

or just kill yourself

[solar breach]

Epic

[pale ingot]

my life be like

[hot python]

oooowaaaaahhhh

[mossy void]

Oooooo oooo

[paper schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/mfw-when-my-life-be-like-skydiving-backflip-gif-21216242

[mossy void]

Based

[placid sail]

tag all your brainfart friends

[mossy void]

@glad carbon

[narrow lotus]

@narrow lotus

[mossy void]

https://tenor.com/view/pocket-sand-pocket-true-morgan-freeman-freeman-gif-8060449042279677595

I am stewie griffin

[pale ingot]

holy shit that manga is still going?

every time i fucking see it, it still does not feel real

evil fucking retard ass manga

[heady crow]

:(

[placid sail]

you need a hug buddy?

[paper schooner]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/589678569689710618/964284403926859816/discord_says_stinky_feet.gif

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/jeremy-fragrance-jump-table-flip-gif-24019559

[mossy void]

Chat is this real

https://tenor.com/view/milk-thirsty-thursday-steve-austin-gif-23763187

[mossy void]

https://tenor.com/view/cum-gif-20534148

You posted it not me bro idk what to tell you foot fucker

[pale ingot]

horse fucker and foot licker

[mossy void]

Only the second thing actually

[pale ingot]

untrustworthy

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1092642796780933142/1362826140355662165/attachment.mp4?ex=6803ce3f&is=68027cbf&hm=e51e2920086cbc94592aa1f04e13c44fe704a98ef860a98c0d6fe8d7b374e703&

[mossy void]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/589678569689710618/964284403926859816/discord_says_stinky_feet.gif

[hot python]

STOP POSTING TOESSSSSSSSSSss

[broken topaz]

ive never seen that

you need help

[broken topaz]

I LOVE THAT ONE

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/960403689598746624/1333120803385901149/togif.gif

[mossy void]

Oh so it’s the toes that are the issue

I see

[hot python]

Me diagnosing all of brainfart with SzPD

[pale ingot]

foot fiend

[mossy void]

Pzkpfw III

[hot python]

Schizoid personality disorder is a personality disorder characterized by a lack of interest in social relationships, a tendency toward a solitary or sheltered lifestyle, secretiveness, emotional coldness, detachment, and apathy. Affected individuals may be unable to form intimate attachments to others and simultaneously possess a rich and elaborate but exclusively internal fantasy world.

https://tenor.com/view/steve-harvey-im-just-saying-wait-just-saying-gif-16943701

[mossy void]

Holy true

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/jadeyanh-vylerria-smoking-gif-24370377

i dont care what you diagnose me with

shes my gf

[mossy void]

She seems like a healthy individual

Smoking inside though? Cringe

Smoke outside

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/jadeyanh-vylerria-twitch-gif-smoking-hot-gif-24370400

[broken topaz]

need

[wraith osprey]

horse face

[mossy void]

Chain smoke on the porch like a true brexit geezer

[broken topaz]

delusion

[heady crow]

its bait cori

[wraith osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-you-have-alerted-the-horse-alert-alert-horse-horse-alert-gif-10675569724654458517

[heady crow]

i could pick up smoking again

[pseudo robin]

I bet that’s a man

[mossy void]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-cavalo-spin-meme-flip-gif-17331191

This is that woman

[mossy void]

A woman without a dick is like an angel without wings

[pseudo robin]

https://tenor.com/view/plastic-man-real-real-powder-powder-that-makes-you-say-real-animated-comic-plastic-man-gif-7493651428267836743

[mossy void]

https://tenor.com/view/pocket-sand-pocket-true-morgan-freeman-freeman-gif-8060449042279677595

[modest oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-krabs-goodgrief-naked-plankton-gif-18490524

[mossy void]

I only just now realized

Mr krabs shouldn’t be red

Him being red means he’s dead and thoroughly cooked

[hot python]

He should be dead
Fucking bougie fuck

[mossy void]

He’s a zombie

[modest oriole]

Me withthis information, and mr.crabs body

[wraith osprey]

nope
just a whore

[modest oriole]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/969924176842473482/1335643877205348452/ezgif-4-4e0db07b5a.gif

[mossy void]

Based

Sex work is real work

[pseudo robin]

[wraith osprey]

[hot python]

We can't discuss work here

[broken topaz]

breezy stop they cant handle your shit

[hot python]

Nobody in brainfart is employed

[wraith osprey]

as much as a youtuber is a job

[mossy void]

Oh yeah you try going out a fucking a guy if it’s so easy

[wraith osprey]

so is being a internet prostitute

[mossy void]

Have fun

Sex work is real work brobro

[wraith osprey]

cope bro

[pseudo robin]

https://tenor.com/view/doubt-press-x-la-noire-meme-x-button-gif-19259237

[mossy void]

You’re doing a thing and getting paid for it, and it’s not easy especially not to do it well

Easy to snap a photo and post it, hard to learn photography

[modest oriole]

You sure, bucko?

[wraith osprey]

thats why you pay someone to do it for you

[mossy void]

And yet people do it on their own and are very successful

[hot python]

Even if they are employed, their brains are permanently unemployed
It's a rough situation out here

[wraith osprey]

I will concure tho
sex work is as much of a job as being a fent seller is

and i love my plug

fr

[mossy void]

Yeah bro keep being dismissive of people paying rent

You’re doing so much better

[hot python]

You pay rent?

[mossy void]

Selling your body to a construction company

[wraith osprey]

rent?

brokie

rentoid

[mossy void]

The majority of people pay rent lmao what are you on about

Also I don’t pay rent I’m just lucky

[hot python]

Why aren't you threatening your landlord with a 12 gauge?

[wraith osprey]

IM TALKING TO A RENTOID

LMAO

https://tenor.com/view/movie-theater-laughing-smoking-gif-5179005

[mossy void]

Again I don’t pay rent

Like actually read

[hot python]

Well'

For the future

Invest in a double barrel

[wraith osprey]

why do i even bother with people like you

[hot python]

You will get a discount on everything, ever

[mossy void]

My thoughts exactly

[mossy void]

Done with you, have fun with your retail job

Those customers need assistance their child just shat on the floor

[wraith osprey]

another landchad victory

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1064251784324988968/1221479002959515760/yonovoyadecirnada.gif

[long niche]

https://tenor.com/view/1-gif-7927775809230802910

[mossy void]

True

Personally I would love the knowledge that my girlfriend and I do onlyfans
I get to fuck her while a bunch of losers pay to watch that’s pretty fuckin based

[quaint ore]

https://tenor.com/view/kongo-congo-müller-muller-kongo-muller-gif-5617664621681289308

What the fuck am I reading

[mossy void]

I’m saying sex work is real work and two bozos seem to not think so

Either way I’m right

They just think about it the wrong way

[solar breach]

[quaint ore]

I do not respect people who would sell out their dignity for money.

be it a youtuber or any other entertainer

[mossy void]

Eh, agree to disagree

[solar breach]

breezy I generally disagree with you a lot but thats fuckin weird

[mossy void]

Sex work is real work

[mossy void]

Oh so your opinion is business as usual

Nothing new to share? Got it

[solar breach]

although i can call breezy a cuck now thats nice

[primal rapids]

I work in retail, I hate the public to a degree beyond words, but I will never be rude to you because I'm also too dead inside to muster up the energy.

[mossy void]

Mr Manhattan is so based

[mossy void]

Retard that’s the opposite of cucked

[solar breach]

coping and seething cuck

[mossy void]

The textbook definition of opposite

[quaint ore]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/313528598667591680/1004710860670910544/attachment-1.gif?width=480&height=480

[mossy void]

Bro doesn’t know how cuck stuff actually works

[quaint ore]

Can you stop fucking arguing in favor of solicitation

no one cares

[solar breach]

my banner when im sieging breezy

[mossy void]

[mossy void]

Eh, if people drop the subject then I will

[quaint ore]

post some medieval shitposts i dunno

[mossy void]

I already said my piece

He wants to continue discussing it

[rocky geode]

preach

[solar breach]

your piece isnt a slive of cake, its a slice of dogshit

[mossy void]

Uh huh uh huh

[modest oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/dumb-stupid-brainlet-wojak-meme-gif-17170021

[solar breach]

if a girl wants to do an OF when single, fine, but when in a relationship its seems pretty disrespectful

[mossy void]

Yeah right yeah uh huh

[solar breach]

although you clearly have some sort of developmental issues

so i know you wont change

[mossy void]

Yeah right right yeah right

[rocky geode]

BYEAH

[modest oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-freeman-true-morgan-freeman-true-nodding-gif-13973817878387504960

[rocky geode]

BYEAH

[mossy void]

Bro is malding

Over me thinking sex work is real work

So mad

[rocky geode]

yeah bro is feeling insecure i think

[narrow lotus]

[mossy void]

Keep seething bro

[solar breach]

Its your life, I jsut think of you even less now you cuckold

[rocky geode]

get ur money queen

[quaint ore]

This is what happens when Delight is gone

brainfart rots

[mossy void]

Doesn’t know what cucking even is

[quaint ore]

bait is less bait and just insane claims for the sake of it

[solar breach]

you clearly are an expert on it.

[mossy void]

Like go read a single urban dictionary excerpt

[rocky geode]

cucking is fun, as long as the guy stays in the chair or whatever

kinda feel bad for him but whatever

[solar breach]

Urban dictionary is not a credible source

[mossy void]

On this? It is.

[solar breach]

mmmmm nah

[solar breach]

may God have mercy on your loathsome soul you wretch.

[mossy void]

Like bro doesn’t even know what the word he uses actually means

Cuck shit is fuckin disgusting

One of the few kinks I think should be kink shamed

[solar breach]

I know damn well what it is, and I think your partner posting sexual content online for strangers to pay for is cuckoldry

even if you dont consider it to be so, it shows lack of dignity.

thus you are less than a man!

[mossy void]

Clearly you don’t because if you read what I initially said you’d know in this context I’d be participating you tard

[rocky geode]

i havent had a bad time, most girls seem to enjoy it

i had a girl who took pics to show her bf later LMAO

[mossy void]

God you’re dense

Recording porn with your SO is not the same as inviting a guy over so he can rail her in front of you, dumbass

like learn the definitions of the insults you sling

Otherwise don’t talk to me

[rocky geode]

yeah u can pay to watch me rail some chick out, youre the weak one not me LOL

[mossy void]

Exactly what I’m saying

[rocky geode]

ill get my 50%

[mossy void]

The real losers are the ones subscribing

[modest oriole]

Why are there retards on my retard app

[rocky geode]

this is the retard domain

we reign supreme here

[paper schooner]

I can pay you with my balls in ur jaw
is it a deal?

[rocky geode]

now pay to watch me bust

[rocky geode]

are you cute?

[rocky geode]

thats a hard maybe

[paper schooner]

😳 no

[prisma venture]

get ready yall

[mossy void]

Me when onlyfans

[paper schooner]

😳

[prisma venture]

yes

[modest oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/group-masturbation-gif-18665096

[rocky geode]

then perish

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/dan-hentschel-daniel-hentschel-goop-guy-white-liquid-angry-gif-2486699680966888871

i cumed

https://tenor.com/view/cat-hyppy-gif-9091438043443803258

[modest oriole]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1070618324926472202/1271450523047821394/SPOILER_872BCC7E-D3DE-46AB-887D-C12442226661.gif

[prisma venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1196514511759356125/1320866146920169676/caption.gif

[mossy void]

True

Shifty more like shafty

[quaint ore]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-smile-clapping-gif-1331889381858517634

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/high-high-five-yes-tom-cruise-top-gun-gif-17955892

[quaint ore]

this chat is filled with retards and they are becoming more retarded at a geometric rate

[mossy void]

Geometric?

You mean exponential?

Geometric is like

Shapes and shit

Lol

Side note: Why do you think it’s called brainfart
Every subject in this channel is pure and simple complete retardation

Every argument here is stupid

That’s like

The point

Lmao

[gleaming grove]

Goon

[robust cove]

At least you seem to be self aware of your mental rerardation then

[mossy void]

I am aware that this channel has psychoactive effects yeah

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/dawla-eyebrow-gif-13547776741507225187

Are we being deadass

[mossy void]

Brain scorcher mind melter type deal

[quartz ridge]

I for once agree with breezy

[mossy void]

Personally I heavily disagree with dan, cucking is fuckin criiiinge

[quartz ridge]

Like cucking is so fucking weird

[mossy void]

I get such a horrible feeling in my gut when I think about it happening to me let alone other people

[quartz ridge]

I feel bad because most of the time the guy (or in rare cases women) are manipulated into thinking its good

[mossy void]

I mean honestly I can understand that some people genuinely enjoy it but, still.

You won’t catch me ever agreeing to it

You wanna fuck someone else, you and I are over, shrimple as

[quartz ridge]

I dont get having sex with a bunch of women

More prone to stda

If you are a "player" get the FUCK away from me slime

Same deal with women who do the same both is disgusting to me

[mossy void]

Yeah I can’t with hookup culture

I tried it once and it felt so fucking empty

[mossy void]

Never again

[mossy void]

Real

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-can-air-korean-febreze-gif-25686831

[mossy void]

I know for sure though, people who do hookups as a hobby are not happy people

Well

Lemme try again that was a turn of phrase

[frail scaffold]

do you know any ppl who hookup for trade

[mossy void]

I meant “by trade” as in on a regular basis

Forgot that it also literally means as a job

Turns of phrase, linguistic slips

I meant to say people who hookup often

[frail scaffold]

i know some ppl like that and they seem pretty fine

[mossy void]

The reason I say that is because I’ve done a hookup before and yeah at the time it was nice but, it felt so empty afterward

They were gone and I got what I wanted but like. I don’t even remember their name

Never again

[frail scaffold]

then it just aint for u

[mossy void]

Yeah, probably shouldn’t pass judgement you’re right

[digital quartz]

people find happiness in very different places, some people fuck around for their entire life never settling down and are quite happy with that

other people do the same but would be better off settling down with someone

[pale ingot]

hmmmmmmmmmmm

tired

i will be taking a short 12 hour nap

gn twink @tidal trellis

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1361610373220012053/omori_2.webp

[tidal trellis]

can't let a man enjoy his music smh

[mossy void]

https://tenor.com/view/worried-scared-oh-no-stop-it-fearful-gif-12534009

[solar breach]

your music is probably the omori ost on loop forever

[tidal trellis]

is good

[tidal trellis]

is only my favorite songs currently I'm going between

[coarse bear]

They got the meowing boy

[dreamy flax]

@hushed prairie (geraldofrizzia) has been banned for reason: Compromised account

[pale ingot]

NOOOO NOT REVOLVER OCELOT

[quartz ridge]

NOOO

[coarse bear]

It's okay
He comes back

Spoilers, sorry

[fossil swan]

the latter being like motorcyclists or something they fuck around on their bikes and either find themselves alive or find out they died

[gleaming grove]

Man

Revolver Ocelot isnt as cool as game now

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/repost-if-you-dont-have-gif-12671038170158788544

[river zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1362820941565919292/racist_finnish_man.mp4?ex=6803c968&is=680277e8&hm=579fdc058c13a278b686c06aeb65cbd14ef76824b50333b8117856438a71ed8e& @heady crow

[frail scaffold]

is that fabian

[narrow lotus]

Poor foken infantry

[eager igloo]

My honest reaction

[prime zenith]

music to my ears

[mossy void]

.

Lmao

[narrow sorrel]

That was clearly an ammo rack wtf

[eager igloo]

Im playing through first devil may cry

Good lord this game sucks ass

[high wing]

https://x.com/ShitpostGate/status/1913272562731073900?t=iu-atvz78pYEBTqfojQ9Lg&s=19

ShitpostGateway (@ShitpostGate) on X

X · Apr 18, 2025, 4:45 PM

[mossy void]

Only occasionally what a baby

[mossy void]

Depends on where you’re looking

Which country

I believe the US is 5.6 inches

Or was it 4.6

Yeah no 5.5

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-minecraft-movie-villager-minecraft-villager-car-gif-6049572966860059257

[frail scaffold]

What the hell you talking about

[mossy void]

Averages by region

The average will be different depending on where you get your sample

[frail scaffold]

Average what

[mossy void]

Dick size xd

It was in response to the meme

[frail scaffold]

5.6 average for US is funny

[mossy void]

Yep

Thankfully I’m above average for americans but other regions have higher or lower

A global average really isn’t conclusive

[river zealot]

TRUE

[dreamy flax]

Successfully banned 3 members

[solar coral]

oooh

[austere shadow]

Missed me

[solar coral]

porn pfp or nazis?

[austere shadow]

Scambots

[solar coral]

ohhh thats new

both

[river zealot]

Subnautica?

[wraith osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-helldivers-2-super-earth-lets-goo-lets-go-gif-gif-13549931536192156596

[solar coral]

K2-18b's properties classifies it, officially, as a "super earth"

[river zealot]

@eager igloo

[mossy void]

Sentry my beloved

Glados my beloved

[solar coral]

[prime zenith]

good bye artists

✋🏻

[solar coral]

"im going to prompt you pregnant"

[prime zenith]

[solar coral]

the future is now and it fucking sucks

[frail scaffold]

God it sucks

[tight rune]

Back in my great⁶ grandpa's days, painting took literally weeks and months but it would be remembered as influential antiquities today. It was oil on canvas

[stoic girder]

What AI art does is it lowers the bar for entry

if you lose to AI art

maybe you arent as good as you thought you were

[prime zenith]

yap yap

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/that's-bait-fishing-thats-bait-time-to-go-fishing-dark-souls-gif-12687109592345272249

[tight rune]

I can't even draw a fucking human being, just a stickman but I still dislike AI art

[stoic girder]

Learnt to code A*tist

[prime zenith]

how am i going to sell my art to the gooners now

😰

[tight rune]

Let's go back to making sculptures

Let's make something so amazing like David

[stoic girder]

physical art will become more valuable

MAKE MORE CATHEDRALS

[prime zenith]

make me a house

[tight rune]

You want me to sculpt your house on marble? Ok bud then I'm going to sell it for a gajilion to the museum. Hahaha thanks for the inspiration

[prime zenith]

SUSUMEEE

[plucky void]

SHINZOU SASAGEYO

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/reiner-we-settle-this-right-here-right-now-eren-bertholdt-gif-200826812818856147

https://tenor.com/view/bertholdt-aot-are-we-doing-it-now-right-here-gif-18015718

S5 vs Falco debate in offtopic chat

[narrow lotus]

Monke

[lapis sable]

[quaint ore]

chilling

[heady crow]

how i imagine being a loader is like tbh

[river zealot]

@narrow lotus i love war thunder

[heady crow]

gooner game

[quaint ore]

Me after 78 hours of dark souls 3

I didnt finish the game ever

I am still

struggling

and dropping it

and coming back

[heady crow]

idk i finished the game in like 90 hours

well final boss ig, i never finished archdragon peak and the nameless king

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/to-do-list-your-mom-mike-ohearn-lifestyle-gif-6112231473804063581

[primal rapids]

Rate my Salamander drip

[upper gulch]

wheres the drip all i see is a salamander

just a photo of a salamander

[narrow lotus]

[frail scaffold]

Just the best boss in the game

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1039678117540794488.png?quality=lossless&name=slugwhat&size=48

[undone wave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/704403700537491506/1362804598259188016/uvts8hpauuue1.jpg?ex=6803ba2f&is=680268af&hm=ca9a64c609b06ec38077a95f06828ab3afaf9f959cd7dc072301c391da8e617e&

[heady crow]

that was 5 years ago idk

cba at this point

[frail scaffold]

Real

[heady crow]

im sorry girlie

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/fernando-alonso-fernando-alonso-f1-formula-1-gif-15409674451501385698

[frail scaffold]

Its fine i don't like dks3

[heady crow]

ds2 superiority

[frail scaffold]

Ds1 and ds2 peak

[undone wave]

Anolso retiring in 2026 as a 4 time world champion mark my words

[heady crow]

they are gonna bring Räikkönen back

https://tenor.com/view/atraoykimi-atraoy-antioche-gif-18176620

[undone wave]

They did last week when Oscar's drink button didn't work

yuo uill not hab th edrink

[undone wave]

who does he think he is
(fr antonelli has a hell of a career ahead of him but he doesn't get to be first in the tenor search)

[solar coral]

lol!! RELAX redditors, its called DARK HUMOR

[heady crow]

settle down okay

[mossy void]

So fucking true

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/christmas-science-athiest-christian-darwin-gif-20383003

[mossy void]

https://tenor.com/view/santa-claus-santa-santa-hunk-santas-muscles-merry-christmas-gif-6371696789959876943

[stone blade]

fk these enemies

[solar coral]

just kite them until they charge you, its an instakill then

[stone blade]

I'm joking in reality you just perfect parry them

and you get the promt for the zandatsu

ez pz

[solar coral]

i mean sure that too

but its easier to just deal with the other enemies until they charge you lol

[stone blade]

parrying in MGR R is everything

[solar coral]

sekiro but the protagonist is a twink

[stone blade]

we all want a piece of raidens....sword...

[solar coral]

I want a japanese sword fighting game where it doesnt devolve into parry spam

like even ghost of tsushima if you play on lethal

thats all you do

[stone blade]

Nah I love the parry in MGR

[solar coral]

I love it in GoT and sekiro too

[stone blade]

you perfectly see every animation

[solar coral]

but i have other tastes lol

[stone blade]

so its purely timing

sekiro

theres a bit too much going on

[solar coral]

for me its the opposite

[stone blade]

feels overtuned on purpose

[idle veldt]

It’s exactly the opposite

[solar coral]

MGRR has too much going on while in sekiro i see every animation perfectly

[stone blade]

the fk is GoT

how does MGR have too much going on

[solar coral]

Ghost of Tsushima

[idle veldt]

Have you seen that game

[stone blade]

half the enemies you see when they attack

[solar coral]

have you played the game?

[stone blade]

I have

[heady crow]

game of thrones

[stone blade]

I most definitely

have played it

[solar coral]

in sekiro the enemies are hard programmed to 1v1 you unless you get too close to them

or if they're ranged

and the others will step away

[stone blade]

idk I loved parrying in mgr in sekiro it felt ass maybe I'm weird

[solar coral]

you are

[stone blade]

I might replay sekiro in the future

[solar coral]

you 100% are

[worldly gate]

a bit old but i think this might interest you

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/m98Bvcr6usY

[stone blade]

itis what it is

[solar coral]

play ghost of tsushima too <3

[stone blade]

in ragnarok imo its done perfectly

its 10/10

[solar coral]

ive tried it but thats more of a smash game than a sword fighting game

[stone blade]

I've seen ghosts of tsushima what is it about

[solar coral]

its about the mongol invasion of tsushima

[stone blade]

and how is the gameplay feel

[solar coral]

its INCREDIBLE

[solar coral]

Incredible

and the story is awesome too

[stone blade]

is it purely parry based like sekiro?

[solar coral]

the fighting animations are all super good

[stone blade]

cuz if it is then I ain't playing it

[solar coral]

No tis prob the least parry based of the 3

[stone blade]

good

[solar coral]

theres 4 different stances you can take all with different moves

[stone blade]

sekiro I didnt like for the parry only way of fightning shit

[solar coral]

then theres a bunch of other weaposn you can use like bows, bombs, blow guns

[stone blade]

game was cool tho

[solar coral]

One mind spam :

[stone blade]

getting the achievements in MGR was probably the second hardest thing to od

after beating consort radahn

[solar coral]

consort radahn is easy if you use all the tools available to you

[stone blade]

well

in my defense

I had just bought ER and just beat it

[solar coral]

shield poke made his fight actually so fucking boring lol

[stone blade]

and jumped straight into the dlc

with like 100 hours game time

and did a naked pure nagakiba build

[solar coral]

LOL

[stone blade]

because i'm that guy

[solar coral]

yeah thats the thing with souls games

they're easy unless you make it hard

if you use all the tools the game gives you, every fight is a little brainles

[stone blade]

in reality yes elden ring was surpisingly easy even with a nagakiba only build

I just did basic buffs and went all in

either I die or beat the boss

[solar coral]

nagakiba is kinda crazy

tbf

[stone blade]

my favourite weapon

played through the normal campaign with it

and then did the dlc with it

[solar coral]

my favorite is the dragon slayers great katana

or whatever its called

[stone blade]

naked with only the hat the samurai has

the triangle one

[solar coral]

do a dragonform run obv

[stone blade]

eh

[solar coral]

elden ring has the best looking dragonform and it still looks like a malnourished chicken lol

[stone blade]

I remember it took me like

idk

2/3 days to beat consort radahn

not full days

but the attempts weere like

200 maybe

something of that sort

probably a bit more

at the end it all just clicked we locked in and we used the unsheathe cuz its the fastest ash of war to pull off and does mad dmg for one attack

I think I remember posting about it in #╟❓general-offtopic

[fallow trellis]

tiktok wants me to be a woman

[ancient barn]

???

bomb everything

[idle veldt]

I think it’s because you wrote the word “misgender”

[keen jetty]

forced feminization...

[keen jetty]

is there a mister gender? 😏

[fallow trellis]

god forbid i use the word woketards use

[fallow trellis]

if there was it would be missus gender not miss gender

[keen jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/true-morgan-freeman-true-morgan-freeman-gif-5904137665384191129

[fallow trellis]

lets try it again (I am on my 2nd strike)

[idle veldt]

I think gender might fail too

[keen jetty]

if you get fully banned it would be funny

[idle veldt]

Remember these people don’t think gender is real

[keen jetty]

as a wokey idk what you even said to get removed I can't imagine a woke minded argument to remove your comment

[keen jetty]

I don't think the corporate ownership of TikTok are gender abolitionists

[quaint ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1306067712019009566/1362882132518633672/i_em_autistik-20250418-0001.mp4?ex=68040265&is=6802b0e5&hm=e29df366800eb58e222d40abf1c1fa9cf2b7d22224c9e1e0c99e828cb5f7e51a&

[fallow trellis]

i dont even know what i was arguing about

[fallow trellis]

i saw the person called me a girl so i had to defend my manhood

[keen jetty]

real spill

[idle veldt]

No they hate the concept of people being about to choose one

[keen jetty]

ohhhhh ok I see what you're saying

[idle veldt]

So just never refer to gender

Or you will be banned or whatever

[keen jetty]

I'm glad I've never really used TikTok it seems like it kinda sucks

[idle veldt]

They all suck

All apps

[fallow trellis]

being a man is part of my identity why is tiktok amputating parts of my character, its like they want to censor my free speech

[keen jetty]

yeah I just have YouTube and discord now and even this feels like too much Internet

[quaint ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/971545006844309505/1249443618272575599/doc_2024-06-09_22-00-09.gif

[fallow trellis]

my bans on youtube are 3 weeks long now

[idle veldt]

Because they don’t like free speech

[keen jetty]

and ig I go on reddit every 3 months to view patch notes for video game mods

[fallow trellis]

i cannot comment on rage bait click bait videos anumkre

[keen jetty]

wtf did you do bro

[fallow trellis]

racism

[frail scaffold]

Be annoying prob

Close enough

[keen jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-cute-cutest-dog-cute-dog-drake-gif-20793729

[fallow trellis]

i actually do not know but this is an intelligent guess

[frail scaffold]

Just a hunch if you will

[fallow trellis]

I am trying to show my mongolian heritage

"I can be way more racist than you" mentality

[keen jetty]

racist white Mongolian from the Philippines is a crazy roll

[fossil swan]

dude

@narrow lotus coaie maine ma duc la peste crezi ca prind ceva

[fallow trellis]

idk if you guys saw the video

[fossil swan]

ori plec cu buzunaru plin

[fallow trellis]

but i want to be mongolian now

[fossil swan]

ori plec cu 200 de lei mai sarac

[keen jetty]

is it the wowmao video

[fallow trellis]

is that french?

[heady crow]

worse

[fallow trellis]

yeah

[fossil swan]

french is like

oui, je me tu pa some shit

[fallow trellis]

what is that ur saying then