🎪bruh-fart

[shell venture]

what's your download speed

[fresh rose]

150 Mbps

[fluid heron]

i get up to 1000 mbs

[shell venture]

i have 200 get fucked

[runic sorrel]

wrost internet in all of africa

[fresh rose]

Okay but I have 25 upload

Ratio

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/helicopter-uganda-gif-22007999

[shell venture]

[fresh rose]

Ratio plus joey swole gif

https://tenor.com/view/joey-swoll-bath-playing-dinosaur-buff-gif-974433150749411319

[shell venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1357980696353706024/watermark.gif

[runic sorrel]

"i'm going to eat you" "no don't eat me please" "arghhh"

[fresh rose]

28th of april this year

[runic sorrel]

your upload is worst than your download

you take 3month to send a message

[shell venture]

what the fuck

this is cap

they rigged the site

[fluid heron]

comcast shit

sometimes the upload is fast sometimes shit

[lapis sable]

[drifting mantle]

It was aliens

[mossy void]

You just love posting that don’t you

[prime zenith]

😏

[placid sail]

I mean listen man

you don't get grossed out by tobacco shop openly selling meth pipes and bongs do you

it's just relatively new and relatively exotic

heh, I remember BAAAAACK IN THA DAY some people in the school going "have you heard? there are trading booth in Japan selling USED PANTIES"

[prime zenith]

[thorn meadow]

What you guys think of my rifle

[placid sail]

Japan is waaaay ahead of the curve on the cursed artefacts, activities and other products for the lonely people, but the thing is, now's the age of lonely people everywhere

it's why you see that shit at all in america and see people going in

[prime zenith]

when i was in japan there was floors with figurines and nsfw ones either high up or in basement

i felt weird aswell

[placid sail]

our ancestors just had some paper picture of sexy girls, we have all sorts of porn on the internet, newer generations will have spicy vr porn and sex robots

it's all the same

[narrow sorrel]

why are you cooking it?

[fluid heron]

i thought the kettle handle was your foregrip\

[placid sail]

very simple human instinct demand meeting more and more supply as the tech progresses

[narrow sorrel]

tech?

This is fucking figurines

[placid sail]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/q6POuFRPGfk

[thorn meadow]

URGI on tha stove

[thorn meadow]

Lmao

[placid sail]

uncanny

[narrow sorrel]

ah wait , my bad

[placid sail]

I gave you time to catch up

don't be artyom

[forest field]

https://tenor.com/view/flex-tape-flex-seal-leak-water-home-repair-gif-17097385

[heady crow]

gone are the days of a photo of your wife in your helmet

welcome anime figures in tanks

[narrow sorrel]

so is this like, dynamic or is it specifically coded to that one song?

[placid sail]

the age of loneliness my guy

[heady crow]

coded iirc

[prime zenith]

can just call her now

dont need photo

[placid sail]

the song is groovy tho

[hazy finch]

yknow that episode of family guy where when peter gets drunk hes really good at playing the piano? they found a bunch of guys that are really good at construction when drunk

[placid sail]

to this I can only say

https://youtu.be/EXNuzx4I21U

[mossy void]

LEON

[fluid heron]

went to shower and im already filthy again after reading this chat

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/moushley-mouse-ashley-re4-re4-remake-resident-evil-gif-4172900008667838103

[mossy void]

Clearly you’re not very good at showering

[fluid heron]

clearly you dont wash between your rolls and its spreading out to me

[heady crow]

idk, ive heard some furries like that sort of stuff so maybe thats him

not judging though

[prime zenith]

im judging

[heady crow]

meanie

[mossy void]

5’8” 120 pounds
The only folding skin I have on my body is when my dick is soft

[prime zenith]

✋🏻

[heady crow]

120 pounds?

[mossy void]

Yep

[heady crow]

damn

[mossy void]

Last I checked

[prime zenith]

holy shit u are a skeleton

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/скелет-майнкрафт-minecraft-skeleton-gif-8136401410151794596

[mossy void]

No

[heady crow]

you just have a fast metabolism or?

[mossy void]

I’m not a skeleton

[fluid heron]

slenderman looking ass

[heady crow]

i mean

[mossy void]

There was a time I was 105 though

[prime zenith]

[mossy void]

Now that was deep depression high school

[narrow sorrel]

Breezy was the real twink all along?!

(actually 120 isnt too bad)

[fluid heron]

pretty sure flop weighs more than you

[mossy void]

Bitch, this is known

Flop is taller and only slightly heavier

[prime zenith]

bro 120 at 5'8 is 🦴

[mossy void]

140 I think

[narrow sorrel]

braintwinkfart

[mossy void]

120 at 5’8 is underweight, not skeletal

[fluid heron]

go find a dungeon you fucking skeleton

[mossy void]

80 is skeletal

100 is malnourished

[mossy void]

120 is a little underweight

[prime zenith]

im going to use your bones for bonemeal

[mossy void]

You can use your own bones for that, I need mine

[heady crow]

what sort of flirting is that

[mossy void]

He wants to grind on my bones

[hazy finch]

breezy can i use you as a bench press

[mossy void]

Buy me dinner first geez

[prime zenith]

[mossy void]

No you may not

[hazy finch]

aw

[narrow sorrel]

the bench or the weights

[hazy finch]

weights

[mossy void]

Also it wouldn’t be a very heavy weight

[placid sail]

well that explains some

[fluid heron]

i could overhead press breezy

[mossy void]

Correction, you could overhead press 120 pounds

[fluid heron]

nah i could overhead press your slenderman ass

[mossy void]

But you sir have said enough to where I would never allow that

[placid sail]

damn bruno is reaching shoulder deep in his folders now

[heady crow]

great movie

i got a patch of it too and no idea where to put it ngl

[narrow sorrel]

is it better than sisu

[heady crow]

id say so yeah

sisu was alright

[narrow sorrel]

I haven't seen either

[heady crow]

sure

[mossy void]

Forgot to get a boner
Call that misdirection

[river zealot]

[heady crow]

:/

gone too soon

[arctic pawn]

WHAT

WHERE

WHEN

WHY

[prime zenith]

i didnt expect the video to show the crash scene wtf

😠

[mossy void]

I knew he died I just didn’t know that was how

[placid sail]

@narrow lotus I have a theoretical question

[mossy void]

You are asking the wrong person

Xd

So funny

[river zealot]

wait iedy has been pinged

i have to post gonner bait now

you brought this upon yourself

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/jane-zzz-gif-4574547636754270630

[placid sail]

"one like and I'm posting it"
likes himself
"okay I'm posting it

[narrow sorrel]

dont you get an achievo or something if you shoot the "cars"?

inb4 wrong ratchet and clank game

[hazy finch]

i like the ratchet and clank game that has ratchet and clank in it

[narrow sorrel]

...which one

[narrow lotus]

Yes

[shell venture]

"you love sucking and talking about dick"

buddy learn how to project better

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/tedlassogifs-roy-kent-brett-goldstein-fucking-hell-2x01-gif-22468172

[narrow sorrel]

I only played this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eBBQ8DmkPA

[narrow lotus]

ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[hazy finch]

the one with ratchet and clank in it of course!

[narrow lotus]

HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTT

COURTNEY GEAAARRSSS

[mossy void]

You have posted that exact screenshot many times

[narrow lotus]

oh my god

what an annoying dogshit boss btw

[river zealot]

are you okay?

[shell venture]

here comes projection city

[arctic pawn]

why does weird bitches tingles my dingle but those default ones dont

[mossy void]

You are actually the only person who still posts it

[arctic pawn]

i mean they are indeed beautiful

[shell venture]

get to the point

[river zealot]

same brother, same

[mossy void]

My point is exactly what I said

[river zealot]

cant complain tho

[arctic pawn]

[shell venture]

it's not like the gif has a speech bubble

[mossy void]

You love posting that screenshot, don’t you

[placid sail]

if there was an image of an airplane which normal, original design would remind some sick, perverted individuals of female genitalia, would you say posting such is breaking rules

[narrow sorrel]

...that's a corset innit?

[narrow lotus]

if it's suggestive enough , yes

[river zealot]

i think so?

[mossy void]

You’re the one that posts the “I love cocks” image once an hour

[placid sail]

you're no fun

[river zealot]

just send it to him in dms and ask

[placid sail]

quiet artyom

[shell venture]

do you realize what the speech bubble is ?

[arctic pawn]

definetly

no airplane porn

please

ive seen enough already

[mossy void]

Projection 🥱

Isn’t that what you call it

[shell venture]

buddy misses xalrider so much he's trying to be him

[placid sail]

well, just because brazilian boy asked nicely and in order to save him from temptation, I will oblige

[mossy void]

Lmao I guess

[river zealot]

youre a piece of shit man

[arctic pawn]

i forgot whats did he do

[river zealot]

i really hope your neighbour does drilling everytime you try to sleep

[mossy void]

Political

[arctic pawn]

did he posted crimes?

[shell venture]

politics and shit

[arctic pawn]

only that?

[mossy void]

Said some really fucked up political shit

[arctic pawn]

uh....

[shell venture]

tbf he was muted then the whole mod fiasco happened

[arctic pawn]

which political shit

[arctic pawn]

like the mustache feller?

[mossy void]

Something about “the houthis” being “atomized”

[arctic pawn]

what is houthis

[mossy void]

Not relevant

Google it yourself

Not gonna discuss that here

[arctic pawn]

ah

i see

[mossy void]

He was muted for a week and s5 wanted blood

[shell venture]

yea

[idle veldt]

Rightfully so

[shell venture]

no not really

[mossy void]

Rightfully so indeed

[arctic pawn]

astagfirullah brother

smh

[shell venture]

since you guys are still here

[mossy void]

Fuck that guy

[shell venture]

you guys are just as bad as cockrider if not worse most of the time

[idle veldt]

False

[mossy void]

The fuck are you on

[idle veldt]

Just a lie

[arctic pawn]

why cockrider

why that all of the suden

[prime zenith]

I saw corps strip farmers of water ... and eventually of land. Saw them transform Night City into a machine fueled by people's crushed spirits, broken dreams and emptied pockets.

[mossy void]

I was poking fun at how you post the “I love cocks” image you’re the one that got all defensive

[shell venture]

because he easily made the chuds mad

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/clash-of-clans-yell-scream-announce-gif-7989028

[shell venture]

i was aware

[arctic pawn]

CAWK RIDAAAH

[narrow lotus]

[shell venture]

me and xalrider were like the yin and yang
but you chuds ruined it

now im all alone

[arctic pawn]

haha

all the cool kids got banned

cuz they were too cool

[mossy void]

Xal was not cool

He was just an asshole

[prime zenith]

i need xal back

[placid sail]

brother you aren't even unwise tree fucking get back to earth

[shell venture]

im not tree

[mossy void]

Also frequently disgusting

[shell venture]

and tree is gone too

somewhat

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/wise-wise-oak-tree-mystical-mystical-oak-tree-oak-tree-gif-2694019074925142683

[mossy void]

Bro would often announce when he took a shit or piss

[shell venture]

im going to take a shit

[arctic pawn]

he was funny

[mossy void]

No i mean he did it and then announced it

[arctic pawn]

sometimes anoying indeed

[shell venture]

didn't you have him blocked

[mossy void]

I still have him blocked yes

[arctic pawn]

lmao

cant see that as a bad thing

[mossy void]

Because it ain’t

[arctic pawn]

declaring that he is going to defecate

lol

[mossy void]

Oh that

[shell venture]

i have him blocked
he keeps saying disgusting stuff
how do you know

[mossy void]

Yeah no it’s not terrible it’s just fkn gross

[prime zenith]

how do you know"

bro u can read

u got eyes

[mossy void]

You’re a smart lad I’m sure you can figure it out

[arctic pawn]

bro cant contain himself and see the blocked messages

lol

[mossy void]

I like context, actually

[shell venture]

if he blocked him then why did he keep reading his messages

[prime zenith]

because he can

[mossy void]

When I open the chat, and people are discussing something, I like getting context

[arctic pawn]

yeah sure

but i bet he wasnt banned for that

probably for declaring some terrible things too

[shell venture]

well then it's not xalrider's fault if he keeps reading his messages
when the option to hide them is right there lmao

[arctic pawn]

like xal

[shell venture]

i keep stabbing myself with knives
we should ban them

[mossy void]

Dumbass

[prime zenith]

.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418476008488828930/1359865019122192616/togif.gif

https://tenor.com/view/ragebait-rage-bait-lol-lmao-gif-3554026694133497645

[arctic pawn]

bet

lmfao

[mossy void]

Why do you think I said “also”

[shell venture]

everywhere i go i see his face

[mossy void]

Because it’s a sidenote

It’s barely even relevant to why he got banned, in fact I’ll bet it wasn’t even on the mods’ radar

[shell venture]

doesn't matter

you brought it up

[mossy void]

It is relevant to how steph is under the impression he was “cool

[arctic pawn]

what you mean its not relevant

[mossy void]

No YOU brought it up

Dumbass

[shell venture]

?

[arctic pawn]

[mossy void]

You’re the one that brought xal up to begin with

I wouldn’t even be discussing it if you didn’t

[shell venture]

yea cause i miss him

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/angai313-spongebob-sad-spongebob-crying-gif-21679826

[shell venture]

then don't discuss it

[mossy void]

Well miss him in silence

[shell venture]

it's that simple

[arctic pawn]

damn

[arctic pawn]

literally 1984

[shell venture]

me when it's a public chat

[shell venture]

block me then retard

[high wing]

PYROCINICAL??

[shell venture]

rewatch that video

[mossy void]

Ain’t it funny how you were very briefly on my friends list

That is funny

[shell venture]

what

[high wing]

eh its not that funny

[mossy void]

Yeah it was, very brief

A week maybe

[high wing]

kill yourself youyou

[high wing]

stupid bitch

[prime zenith]

i remember this chick

[arctic pawn]

mr bean more like mr squidward

[high wing]

a squidirllion dollars

[arctic pawn]

If i go outside with all these powers...

[lapis sable]

[hazy finch]

i found a packet of sweet and sour sauce
5/10 tastes like edible battery acid by itself but ive put it on some buttered toast with some cheese and it tastes alright

[lyric horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/married-with-children-al-bundy-hanging-noose-suicide-gif-4481202

[mossy void]

WHERE IS THE PEKKA

WHERE IS HE

[arctic pawn]

aña

[mossy void]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-stromtroopers-look-sir-droids-a-new-hope-gif-22260359

https://x.com/steal_your_shit/status/1911616363774300238?s=46

🇺🇸Trazyn, the Infinite🇺🇸 (@Steal_your_shit) on X

X · Apr 14, 2025, 3:03 AM

This is quote tweeting something else btw

Quote tweeting this
https://x.com/warthunder/status/1199696536936034304?s=46

War Thunder (@WarThunder) on X

Ready to get BLACKED...?

X · Nov 27, 2019, 2:28 PM

[deep topaz]

dupe glitch

[mossy void]

Infinite car

Why did you get them wet

[deep topaz]

idk they ain't mine

friend's cats

[mossy void]

You know you’re not supposed to let them get any water on em

[deep topaz]

or feed them after midnight

[mossy void]

especially not that

Next thing you know the whole town is overrun with the little
Goblins

And you’ll have to save christmas

Forbidden butt plugs

[arctic pawn]

i thought that was charlie sheen for a moment

but tis just old dante

[high wing]

charlie sheen as old dante?

sign me up

[idle veldt]

Is he still around

[high wing]

i think so

[mossy void]

Charlie sheen is still alive yes

Just old

[idle veldt]

No but like, in public

[mossy void]

Oh well idk I haven’t heard anything

Google says he’s been focusing on his sobriety and family these last few years

[mossy void]

But apparently he showed up in a few minor roles

[arctic pawn]

for real

[idle veldt]

Wikipedia says he’s strongly against vaccines

But he has HIV

[arctic pawn]

unfortunatelly i think he's just too old

[high wing]

give him some coke

he will be right as rain

[idle veldt]

Younger than Tom cruise

[arctic pawn]

yikes

how old is charlie sheen

[idle veldt]

59

[arctic pawn]

youre lying

[idle veldt]

Yep I’m lying about it

[arctic pawn]

man

drugs do fuck people up

[prime zenith]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376417126795444224/1334631799166337136/catHorror_giff.gif

[arctic pawn]

i thought he was like 70 75 idk

[idle veldt]

How old do you think Tom cruise is

[arctic pawn]

i dont know, 65?

[prime zenith]

50

[mossy void]

780

[idle veldt]

62

[arctic pawn]

well he probably did alot of surgery on that face

oh...

[prime zenith]

nvm

[arctic pawn]

its not working so much

[prime zenith]

95

[arctic pawn]

100%

my dad looks younger and he's 65

[idle veldt]

Ok post your dad

[arctic pawn]

well you cant compete with black with indigenous blood, they do age slower indeed

i wont dox my dad

yall going to start simping on him too

[idle veldt]

Oh is he hot

[arctic pawn]

lmao

no

[prime zenith]

bro

[arctic pawn]

would be weird af if i thought that about my dad

super daddy issues

[hazy finch]

justin tredau if he wasent fidel castros son

[arctic pawn]

yeah yeah he's fine for a 62 year old man

people usually gets surprised to see old actors nowdays

feels like some of them changes from handsome to old in one day

[idle veldt]

They are not opposed

[arctic pawn]

old and ugly*

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/814962912665141358/1360722349732925623/SaveInsta.App_-_3187123245924588577.mov?ex=67fec9f1&is=67fd7871&hm=2a101ddda7846a217e31882f4b642f394d6bf63936856a01177bd69cc994cad0&

[pastel quartz]

I'm back

[pastel quartz]

real

[pastel quartz]

what the hell does those numbers mean

[heady crow]

colours

[narrow sorrel]

...trimmed?

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/call-of-duty-black-ops-1-call-of-duty-black-ops-cod-black-ops-viktor-reznov-alex-mason-gif-1681414047243403443

[idle veldt]

The hair

[narrow sorrel]

...slightly salty?!

[pastel quartz]

what do the numbers mean mason

[heady crow]

not everyone shaves

its risky

[narrow sorrel]

RGB
(8 bit x 8 bit x 8bit)

[narrow sorrel]

no just, theyl way it was ordered with the vein issue at the end

[pastel quartz]

bruh

[heady crow]

O

oh

im sorry

[pastel quartz]

whats the color code for blood red

[narrow sorrel]

well, two digit hexadecimal each

[pastel quartz]

hexa what?

ah fuck this

I finished school, I shouldnt be thinking of math

nevermind

[narrow sorrel]

tl;dr imagine if you had 16 fingers and 10,11,12,13,14,15 are replaced with a b c d e f (when you write on paper. 16 is represented as "10"

[visual stirrup]

i wish these old fucks would retire and make way for the next generation

huh, I guess I wasn't all the way scrolled down

that comment applies to many topics

[pastel quartz]

thanks

[heady crow]

its time for my group to inherit the world

[visual stirrup]

but i'm talking about this shit in particular

[pastel quartz]

I think mine is the 2nd one

thanks anyway

[narrow sorrel]

just old enough to have finnished conscription?

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/beyonce-blink-smile-gif-8761323

[pastel quartz]

come on macron, just send volunteers to ukraine, so I can run straight into gunfire

[narrow sorrel]

Cant you do that in the legion already?

inb4 sent to guiana

[pastel quartz]

the goal is to kms without anyone batting an eye

[pastel quartz]

I dont care where I get deployed

[deep topaz]

i need to die in the sandbox

[pastel quartz]

my mind has been spamming that one gif of ltg to me

[narrow sorrel]

Calais

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-gif-40123618314459872

[narrow sorrel]

actually I have no idea what that situation is like rn lmao

[pastel quartz]

my mind has been spamming this to me

[narrow sorrel]

we have the emoji

[heady crow]

do we?

shit we do

[deep topaz]

the chili pepper nation

[narrow sorrel]

Osaka couldn't.... GODDAMNIT IS GLORIA PREUSENS PART OF THE ORIGINAL MARCH?!

[heady crow]

prussian military traditions 🫡

[pastel quartz]

Iont care at this point, just waiting for mass conscription so I could shoot myself in the field

[solar breach]

whats a summoner gonna do in bed? summon a demon to do the work for him?

[heady crow]

why wait for conscription?

[narrow sorrel]

sir that's not a volunteer

[pastel quartz]

if I do it here, poeple would notive

[pastel quartz]

I dont care, any way to get into a battlefield

conscription

volunteer

[narrow sorrel]

join the legion then idk

[heady crow]

you dont need conscription to get deployed 🙄

[narrow sorrel]

or you can just show up in ukraine I guess

[heady crow]

inb4 3 years straight of training and brigade living before being sent anywhere

[narrow sorrel]

inb4 doesnt meet fitness requirements

[pastel quartz]

I'd be cooked at mental evaluations

[heady crow]

you can lie yourself through those

[narrow sorrel]

They say you lose it if you don't use it but

[pastel quartz]

if I tell the recruiter "I want to volunteer so I could shoot myself" I could end in a loonybin instead

[heady crow]

i feel like you kind of missed the lie part in my message

[arctic pawn]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DYWQsQVcQgA

[pastel quartz]

trust me bud, I dont know how to lie

It sounds too much like a lie

[heady crow]

i was waiting for him to eat it

what we did occasionally was wrap sausages in foil and put them in the engine compartment

[pastel quartz]

I was a good egg in my childhood, lying is not in my languagd

[pastel quartz]

not sure I can even pass, I'm underweight

fitness requirements? cooked, mental evaluations? cooked

mass conscription it is

[narrow sorrel]

such optimism

[prime zenith]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376417126795444224/1334631799166337136/catHorror_giff.gif

[pastel quartz]

I know

[arctic pawn]

fucking heart attack for the eyes

[hazy finch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O17EHbNYU7M

[quartz ridge]

Mental evals are easy tho

[quartz ridge]

My british friend tried to join as a armored crewmen and one of the questions was

"If a combatant is shooting from an area with high amounts of civilians in it what will you do"

He failed because he said "i would shoot through the crowd to kill the combatant"

[pastel quartz]

first bite is heaven

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/impossible-no-way-gif-24786844

[pastel quartz]

2nd bite takes you there

[quartz ridge]

I think that part was his Rodeshian side kicking in

[pastel quartz]

war criminal in progress

[quartz ridge]

Hes gonna join either the royal marines or rifles now

[pastel quartz]

to be honest, I'm gonna answer "shoot myself" to that question

[quartz ridge]

I dont think hes blacj listed because the recruiter just never callrd him LOL

[pastel quartz]

bit unorthodox

[heady crow]

sort of suprised that didnt ruin the entire applying process for other branches too

[quartz ridge]

If i had millionaire parents i would have also dropped out of X school

[quartz ridge]

Well recruiting is at an all time low

[heady crow]

i suppose so, here they are thinking of extending the conscription to women too

[pastel quartz]

this is the realest thing you've sent so far

[quartz ridge]

I think its mainly because nobody wants to die for something that isnt their country

[heady crow]

meanwhile peacekeeping applicants are at an all time high, they are upgrading their infrastructure to handle the increased load

[quartz ridge]

Im fine with dying for Americans

Im not dying for other nations tho

[heady crow]

well yeah, not like britain has a real threat right now unlike us

[quartz ridge]

Also people are a lot more cowardice now too TBH

[pastel quartz]

this is so real, imagine walking to monday, still tired from doing an overtime at my job, walking to my class

[heady crow]

i woulndt be too opposed to be sent to a foreign country but not like thats gonna happen. Although my plan is to study for a year and then hand in my application for peacekeeping duties in lebanon

[undone wave]

Strong men make me hard

[quartz ridge]

I wouldnt mind going anywhere foreign as something like a peacekeeper

I would mind going to foreign places as a opressor

[pastel quartz]

hard times make some weak men even weaker

hits too real

[quartz ridge]

Its why that NFL star got killed by his ranger buddies in Afghanistan

[heady crow]

oh yeah definetly, the possibility of me being an opressor in that way hasnt even come to my mind

[heady crow]

weak men too

[undone wave]

weak men make me blast ropes that could snipe a fly from 100m

[pastel quartz]

my reaction is the car in your profile

goddamn dude

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/step-brothers-i-get-it-brennan-gif-24350017

[undone wave]

You wouldn't care if I said big booba tradwife instead

[pastel quartz]

I dont like big boobs

[heady crow]

i would, i hate when people shove their heterosexuality in my face

[pastel quartz]

or women

[quartz ridge]

You see in the coldwar it was more black and blue (more like Blue against Red) so i wouldn't have minded being stationed in korea or europe its just that America's wealth and quality of life have dropped so far down people don't think this country is worth dying for anymore. The reason why in the past people were so willing was because of how GREAT America truly was @heady crow

[pastel quartz]

I wouldnt want to date them*

that came off misogynist

nor men

[heady crow]

take me back to the global war on terror

[undone wave]

Yes I'm 𝓐𝓼𝓮𝔁𝓾𝓪𝓵 ❤️
yes i'm 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 👅
we exist

[pastel quartz]

Its called isolationism and doomermaxxing

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/how-paapabutterfly-gif-22583765

[pastel quartz]

I do not want to date anyone because I'm already cooked

[heady crow]

you get freaky with like a table leg?

[undone wave]

The same way you can play call of duty without wanting to shoot real life people

[heady crow]

i dont think i get it but ill sleep on it

[quartz ridge]

The reason why modt Americans dont wanna fight for anything for anyonr else is because their country is going to shit

Why should we die for someone else's freedoms and prosperity when we wont experience that at home

[heady crow]

thats an interesting comparison though

[pastel quartz]

is that meant for me?

[pastel quartz]

shooting virtual poeple, yet you dont want to shoot real poeple

[quartz ridge]

Wrong reply sorry slime

[pastel quartz]

must be, because I'm not american

[quartz ridge]

So real

[undone wave]

I like fiction but porn with real people in it grosses me out.

[quartz ridge]

Aren't you

"FRENCH"

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/ohhh-alexander-cora-the-family-business-woah-oh-really-gif-26262990

[pastel quartz]

yes

[quartz ridge]

"I like hentai not porn"

[heady crow]

okay now i get it

thank you for explaining it

[quartz ridge]

Im so sorry

[undone wave]

🤝

hentai sucks

[pastel quartz]

should I just kms at this point

[heady crow]

so you just read smut?

[quartz ridge]

I dunno slime

[pastel quartz]

by me being french on its own

should I just do it

[quartz ridge]

Join the french military or start a coup

[heady crow]

be french and join the foreign legion

[pastel quartz]

thats the plan, get deployed and shoot myself in the field

I'm just waiting for macron to send volunteers to ukraine

[heady crow]

idk, my lieutnant had a recruit shoot himself during a regular shooting drill. Could do the same

[pastel quartz]

good idea

[undone wave]

||f*rry||

[pastel quartz]

why did bro slap himself

[quartz ridge]

Dont kys you still have commies to kill

[heady crow]

he has issues liking himself

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/i-would-never-james-bardolph-overtakegg-i-would-never-do-that-it-wasnt-me-gif-24389385

what would my crew do without me

[pastel quartz]

ngl I think the solution to that problem is a remington haircut

but thats just me though

[heady crow]

yeah prolly, i dont want to see jerma getting hurt

[heady crow]

are you making these freaky asexual posts about yourself?

[pastel quartz]

self esteem issues? kiss the muzzle of a shotgun, depression? muzzle of a shotgun, anxiety? shotgun

[undone wave]

no he's not me

[pastel quartz]

schizophrenia? shotgun

[heady crow]

oh

[pastel quartz]

a shotgun to the mouth is a universal fix for all problems

[quartz ridge]

I remember beijg called handsome at 9 years old

[undone wave]

this is it

[heady crow]

oh yeah, i follow it

[pastel quartz]

this hits right at home vro

[quartz ridge]

In my teenage years i think the best compliment i got was
"You have strong thighs"

I dont know what that girl meant by that

[undone wave]

loona pinup on the tank when

[heady crow]

maybe a figure, there are a few good surfaces i could put one in

[pastel quartz]

idk, if I got that, I would take a shotgun to my mouth, but thats just me though

[prime zenith]

a gyat

[heady crow]

our tank already has a name and a few other insignias that well spray on it so a pinup might be too much

[pastel quartz]

war thunder decals

[heady crow]

thats oddly specific, do you have strong thighs in your opinion?

[pastel quartz]

put a balkenkreuz on it

mightiest of the shattering my ass get first tried with +0 weapons scrub

[heady crow]

oh, maybe but were not german

[pastel quartz]

what tank do you operate?

[heady crow]

leopard 2

[heady crow]

if we honor the panzer traditions itd be a swastika though xd

[pastel quartz]

put a balkenkreuz on it

[pastel quartz]

jo

no

a balkenkreuz for panzers

[heady crow]

not in my country

[pastel quartz]

is it illegal or something?

[heady crow]

we have our own history with the swastika before the nazis started using it and ruined it 🙄

[heady crow]

nah but really no reason to do that

[pastel quartz]

think of it like a homage

honor your tanks lineage by putting a balkenkreuz on it

[pastel quartz]

much like this one

[heady crow]

@placid sail wake up you moscovite and translate

[undone wave]

the Jajajaja gets me everytime

[pastel quartz]

or you could go with the modern bundeswehrs balkenkreuz

[pastel quartz]

theres a boykisser present

need you look for more

[pastel quartz]

war thunder

[narrow sorrel]

(you popped a 500% booster)

[pastel quartz]

plar war thunder>rage quit>go back to play another game

that insufferable cycle

[pastel quartz]

even without that booster, I get uptiers

where my tanks cannon cant even pen the fucking heavy tank thats one br from the tank I'm using

I already spent my money to pay for golden eagles

what more do I do gaijin

[high wing]

@shell venture

[arctic pawn]

[pastel quartz]

nah

thats an instant heart attack

[narrow sorrel]

...with camembert or brie?

[narrow sorrel]

...one way to die

[pastel quartz]

painful way

[narrow sorrel]

[pastel quartz]

I want a lights out type way to go

like one pull of a trigger and its immediately lights out

[arctic pawn]

next level

of course he ate it all

its definetly not just edited bullshit and he threw away all of this food

[pastel quartz]

if he did, bro would be dead

[arctic pawn]

literally

[pastel quartz]

first bite is heaven, second bite takes you there

still the same applies

[pastel quartz]

crushed cheetos

what the fuck

putaine merde

[arctic pawn]

i would try that recipe tho

looks delicious

put some rice and beans with it

[pastel quartz]

heart attack

[pastel quartz]

oh hell nah

[arctic pawn]

come on its just chicken fried withpotato chips

[arctic pawn]

i think this is the most normal meal this dude ever made in front of a camera

[fallow trellis]

lighting mcqueen bed

[pastel quartz]

putaine merde

Mais qu'est-ce que les Américains foutent avec la nourriture ?

[fallow trellis]

fuck you

blocked

reported

enjoy the next 12 hours

[pastel quartz]

dégoûtante

[fossil swan]

no french

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/jetstream-sam-metal-gear-rising-blocked-1blocked-message-raiden-gif-25131652

[pastel quartz]

ok

thats crazy, anyway

[pastel quartz]

I dont eat anything deepfried

but I will eat snails and froglegs

[prime zenith]

why

[prime zenith]

deepfried food best thing to exist

[pastel quartz]

non

[fluid heron]

horny ass toad outside being loud as fuck

[shut seal]

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-gif-5394791839932995860

[pastel quartz]

cut off its legs and send it to me

[quartz ridge]

im late but yes

https://tenor.com/view/mc-ride-death-grips-hump-cute-a-gif-309819171758192970

she said that after i was supposed to pick someething up that was heavy so i squatted down and picked it up easily lol

lift with your legs not your back

[edgy abyss]

@red crane

[pastel quartz]

what the hell is that

[edgy abyss]

Titanic

[narrow sorrel]

isnt it a sign that you should shoot yourself if it happens?

[edgy abyss]

oh yes, preferably many times to make sure you don't survive

IT IS IMPERRATIVE YOU DON'T SURVIVE A DARK ELDAR ATTACK IF YOU DON'T KILL THEM ALL

[narrow sorrel]

Wait can't the dark eldar just... retreat?

well I guess the commissar kills you then

[edgy abyss]

yes, that's mostly their entire shtick. They raid, so attack and retreat

[narrow sorrel]

just make sure you win I guess if drukhari show up

[edgy abyss]

or die

anyway

more memes for @red crane

[red crane]

[narrow sorrel]

do drukhari get anything from torturing necrons?

[red crane]

[edgy abyss]

no, they don't have a soul

[narrow sorrel]

can necrons even be tortured for profit or is it only for fun since they dont have souls

[red crane]

No they don't even bother

Low tier nekrons are mindless

[edgy abyss]

they literally don't have a soul. They gave it away to C'Tan gods for immortality

[edgy abyss]

[red crane]

Bagged a baddie

[edgy abyss]

Lion you fucknugget

that's a wrong eldar

[red crane]

He can fix her

[edgy abyss]

he can't even fix his own shit

Lion is the worst loyalist Primarch

[red crane]

Reality is

She can make him worse

Unforgives the fallen

[red crane]

Cowabunga
Till they see it's not a Grey knights book

[edgy abyss]

The Months of Shame was a Grey Knights book

and the Space Wolfs took that personally

[ancient barn]

orking

[atomic crane]

freaky..

[ancient barn]

grot tanks go brrrrr

[atomic crane]

😭 fallen brother

[edgy abyss]

You don't want to figure out what that tongue do

[atomic crane]

shit looks like it could polish my frontal lobe all the way from the back

[pastel quartz]

is that hannibal

[prime zenith]

suck your brain or something

?

[idle veldt]

It is Hannibal

He’s also in death stranding

[edgy abyss]

That'd be the best case scenario since the death would be relatively fast

[pastel quartz]

wait really?

[prime zenith]

slowly suck your life force

[idle veldt]

Yes he’s the main villian

[prime zenith]

or do something to my ass

[idle veldt]

[ancient barn]

kill daemons

[pastel quartz]

why does bro have a habit of playing villians

[edgy abyss]

That's the default ending

[prime zenith]

✋🏻

[ancient barn]

honestly i've fought daemons

they get krumped

but they krump hard too

glass cannons

cept nurgle ones

[idle veldt]

He was good in rogue one

[edgy abyss]

Your own gay thoughts aren't demons

[idle veldt]

But he was bad in doctor strange

[ancient barn]

https://tenor.com/view/warboss-warhammer40k-dakka-dakka-waaagh-warhammer40000-gif-26360597

[pastel quartz]

he played the main guy in Polar (2019) is that a good role

or an antihero role

[edgy abyss]

Also, show the rest of that scene. How does it end?

[ancient barn]

da gitz get krumped

da end

(real because of how i roll)

[edgy abyss]

Was the last thought that went through the orks head as he died

[ancient barn]

i've been playing alot of crusade

for 40k

shit is so dumb at times in the best of ways

[idle veldt]

Did anyone watch this movie

20%

[pastel quartz]

its on netflix, no

[idle veldt]

I’ll put it on the list

[pastel quartz]

dont watch it

it has nudity

you might see a woman naked

I almost threw up

[idle veldt]

Love nudity

View it every night

[prime zenith]

excellent detailing

i will be purchasing deluxe editiion

[sour inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/omori-hero-mpreg-mpreg-monday-hero-omori-gif-27440370

[fallow trellis]

awesome now theres two of them

[sour inlet]

yeah except i only post mpreg ones

[prime zenith]

[idle veldt]

Yooo where that at

Wait is it fake

[pseudo robin]

They’re multiplying

[glad carbon]

hiiii

[idle veldt]

Hi frota

[green schooner]

I already have one

but I’d be banned for it

[deep topaz]

https://imgur.com/KkZvIQ9

[idle veldt]

Grah

[deep topaz]

kitty with loot

[high wing]

one of you guys posted this on reddit

[red crane]

[mossy void]

me when I'm in a lying competition and my opponent is a redditor

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-squidward-shocked-squidward-tonight-tonight-squidward-shock-gif-23057510

[primal kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/794427416528683028/1361539058848895026/Snaptik_7120744906435333381_quandale-darnelious-jamal-xi.mp4?ex=67ff1f8f&is=67fdce0f&hm=ad00233260f01fd6225432b2883b1994c4d3cb833a2c09a47600daa748cfd6a1&

[glad carbon]

whats up cutie

[glad carbon]

omg hiii silas :3

[primal kiln]

omg hiiii

[gleaming grove]

@narrow lotus

[pastel quartz]

bro drives

[idle veldt]

Still working

[glad carbon]

[pastel quartz]

virgil jorking it

[solar breach]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-freeman-morgan-freeman-true-true-pharaoh's-curse-gif-664656750175058503

[pastel quartz]

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-movie-flint-and-steel-gif-4491320584761369279

[pastel quartz]

real

[solar breach]

wow imagine having a bad relationship with your parents

[mossy void]

https://youtu.be/2aWvxpYHMD0?si=CRzqTCdrpxIr-foz

I just thought of this song

so fucking funny

a classic

[pastel quartz]

must be nice

[mossy void]

Imagine having parents

must be nice

[pastel quartz]

yeah fr

[idle veldt]

Breezy what’s ur opinion on Radiohead

[mossy void]

this post was made by batman gang

[pastel quartz]

my dads a deadbeat that left early, and my moms dead

🔥

[solar breach]

i dont know shit bout no radio head but RIP radioshack

[pastel quartz]

imagine having parents fr

[mossy void]

AND I"M A CREEP
I'M A WEIRDOOOO

[idle veldt]

Good song but not their best

[mossy void]

well yeah but it's the only one of theirs I know xd

I'm not that big a fan of them

but they're cool

oh wait no suprises also

[idle veldt]

Would you like to hear my favorite

[mossy void]

karma police

is another one

sure

[idle veldt]

https://youtu.be/6W6HhdqA95w?si=YVElUmXkdUqMdL1v

Made me cry when I heard the first time

[mossy void]

yeah that sounds like a good song

[idle veldt]

Breezy what’s ur opinion on circumcision

[mossy void]

a crime against infants everywhere

[idle veldt]

Hoho

Based department calling

Breezy on line 1

[mossy void]

the only reason, only reason I can think of, that is even remotely valid, and yet is immediately terminated with an ounce of thought

it's easier to clean when cut

but

it's also very easy to teach your child

the real reason people do it though, is because removing the foreskin removes a great deal of sensitivity, making... using, the thing, less pleasurable

it's religious sexual denial. that's it.

[pastel quartz]

almost beat this guy with +0 weapons, mohg is peak

one of my favorite bosses

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/614364977595416594/1361410649678282894/AQOx5thbmbhRLboK9zybXKoNC3MfnuIegxA80UFcX3ULvRsikVFjZ-YjXvt2pI-sY3Wc-TiZyJVRkxRXzv603n0E.mp4?ex=67fea7f8&is=67fd5678&hm=a998fdfe02351d5282775416033c8dfd5e24fa3463fb099df93f199e8a903b36&

[pastel quartz]

a tough but very consistent fight, the only thing that isn't totally predictable is the lingering bloodflame pools

I wonder if I should come back with properly upgraded weapons or just raw dog it with +0

[idle veldt]

Are you shackling him

[fallow trellis]

what about those who aren't infants that for circumcised

[mossy void]

if it's your choice then go right ahead, no issue

It's just far harder as an adult because if you get one erection you tear your stitches

[pseudo robin]

tfw circumcised

[mossy void]

yeah, same, also why i think it should be a criminal offense

for infants, that is

[idle veldt]

Yeah lock em up

[mossy void]

If you have your infant child cut, you're literally mutilating their genitals for no other reason than your own religious beliefs

[pseudo robin]

It’s cooked my father insisted on it because he is, no religious reasons

[pastel quartz]

no

[idle veldt]

Yeah that’s fucked up

[idle veldt]

Gigachad

[pastel quartz]

I have like 9 estus and 45 vig

[mossy void]

Any doctor that does it should be disbarred, any parent that does it should have their authority as parents called into question

[pastel quartz]

build atp

[mossy void]

I don't give a fuck that it's "discrimination against religion"
human sacrifice is a religious practice, but we don't allow that either

[pastel quartz]

I totally got that one talisman from 100% morally sound sources and didn't murder a woman with space cancer to get it

[idle veldt]

So true breezy

[mossy void]

how is cutting your kid's dick tip off not a religious human sacrifice

[pastel quartz]

because the jews do it

[mossy void]

It's a blood sacrifice, from an infant

and christians

my parents are christian, they did it to me

[pseudo robin]

https://tenor.com/view/alex-jones-infowars-chew-jew-jewish-gif-12295419607760287413

[idle veldt]

What’s ur opinion on those guys

[pseudo robin]

It’s pretty fucked if I had a son I wouldn’t let them do it

[idle veldt]

You don’t really let them do it

You ask for it

I’m not sure it’s the default now

[pseudo robin]

I mean wouldn’t ask for it

[idle veldt]

Basssseed

[pseudo robin]

Bro asked his opinion on Jews and he’s been typing for 2 minutes straight

[idle veldt]

I know bro

I don’t need a manifesto

[pseudo robin]

He’s about to drop a mein kampf chapter

[mossy void]

Thankfully the law is on the side of parents who don't want the operation

[crimson flame]

[idle veldt]

Finland don’t do it!

[mossy void]

if you say no and your spouse says yes, chances are the courts will agree with you

but it's very unlikely it'll go that far

doctors need consent from both parents for the operation to occur, as it's cosmetic

[pastel quartz]

Like all religious institutions I have a hard time trusting them, and that's doubled down on right now for reasons I clearly cannot speak on due to server rules. Also, I honestly do find the links between Judaism and many places of power a little suspicious and seeing time and time again large shady entities have jewish roots despite how downtrodden history leads us to believe they have been is also odd. but, at the end of the day those are just connections I have noticed but haven't really thought deeply on. But, that all being said I have no reason to take any ire or worry out on the common man of the religion else than the semi frequent eye-roll at the religious practices.

[pseudo robin]

Always makes me sadage when I read it massively reduces the sensitivity of your dick

[idle veldt]

Alright it’s kinda standard

[mossy void]

damn right it does

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/alex-jones-infowars-chew-jew-jewish-gif-12295419607760287413

[idle veldt]

I would debate it but I’m not pressing

[mossy void]

It's so cringe