#🎪bruh-fart
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Those are Ukrainian pills what 
Dear, my family tongue is being used in an official and unofficial way, similarily to the language of our eastern friends, the Russian Federation, without the vowels indicating direct change between le...
And then it would be "Mój drogi. Mój rodzinny język działa w sposób oficjalny i nieoficjalny, podobnie do naszych wschodnich przyjaciół pod nazwą Federacja Rosyjska, bez samogłosek przekazujących dosłowną różnicę między spółgłoskami..."
Graphic design is my passion
I dont know both if I can explain it properly or does anyone even care about my schizo talk, but okay

well youre in the right place at least
I guess so
Sir please speak my god damn American language.
if it works it works
It's cold outside boss
:flag_ro: Iași, Romania
⛅ Few clouds
🌡️ 5.85°C (Feels like 1.85°C)
🍃 WNW 300° / 7.72 m/s wind
🌁 46% humidity
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it deadass snowed a few hours ago
Its white here since friday
Mother nature belongs to the streets
"its white outside" is an interesting sentence
Sure is
goddamn i love minecraft
Cool Fortnite build! How long did it take you?
there are some shaders less requiring than others but do a magnificent job
world generation mod, i just walk around and kill shit
Shimp
bad to the bone shotglass goes hard
mornin
he's got a point tho
@grizzled meadow consider the following
or as a human why even bother becoming certain artisans? or craftsmen? If theres elven ones with experience you will never match or be equal to?
Solution obvs
kill the elves
usually
Good morning blur^^
In our world, that would be an issue. But in our world, you can't have black and white humans coexisting for a couple decades without racism destabilizing the economy. We couldn't imagine what it would be like for there to be centuries of coexistence between races like elves and humans.
sweet and savory
You can’t be racist to elves, they aren’t people
We aren't either.
surface-deep impression. the long-living pricks are usually not that many in numbers, they can't possibly overtake all the market for a profession, and the market itself is not so willing to accommodate many specialists with centuries of experiece and probably just as high of a fee. the market needs more specialists, and it needs less experienced aka cheaper ones too
if anything, I would expect a super-experienced elf having trouble landing an appropriately-compensated job, the king probably already has the same asshole elf advisor his grandfather had
I’m sure if they were real and few in number they would of been exterminated by now
this is assuming that elves have the same cultural values though
theyre more whimsical and artistic
Not all settings have elves that are in such few numbers. But that are still said to live much longer than humans. I dunno how many "elves" are in the elder scrolls universe? most of the mer races in that can live much longer than humans
they might spend 50 years working on a single masterpiece and make less than a human who puts out lots of passable but plain works in the same time
are they not pretty much as plentiful?
they dont have the same industrial pressures as people
a lot of elves there, and they live longer, but not frieren level long if I recall correctly
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300 years on average i think in elder scrolls
I dunno about frieren
unless you're a Telvanni mage who was hitting that daedra kush so much your lifespan is now hundreds and thousands years old
cause i dont watch anime
but it's more of an exception
that much
oh they can actually get to a thousand
they barely ever do
but they can
and since you've mention it, I think the tes way of going about that question of the longevity of elves being an advantage on the market
they didn't answer it at all, to nobody's surprise
lol, lmao, exdee
xdee
go buy another skyrim copy bitch
thanks emil and todd
do you think elves have discovered injection molding
but it feels like in tes, most of the elves don't really exploit their advanced lifespan at all, aside from some named guys who become archmages or politicians or generals and shit
so we can assume that some elves are just as dumb as humans and living for longer does not help them to accumulate experience much
also fucking uhhh what are the wood elves in elder scrolls again?
They're like 5'4 manlets
which is honestly believeable, a good half of brainfart has lived for decades in some basement without learning much
imagine being 5'4 and poor for 400 years

faendel if the dragon born didnt pick him up
they're too busy being cannibalistic hippies to care about railing that tall high elf chick
plus they sorta compensated in between somewhere, and some of them now grow antlers for some fucking reason
which as we know from the biology mostly serve as a measure in mating rituals and nothing else, so I guess there's the manlet issue resolved
i think if vampires and elves use their lifespan to be poor and boring
they should end themselves
you know
now that you mention THIS AS WELL
bosmers should be tiny little forest twinks
their diet, due to the green pact, is 100% animal products
so you are saying
they should look like fucking bricks with teeth
they arent 5'4 manlets
they are 5'4 breedable twinks
so its actually based again?
jesus christ cori
bricks?
wait
wdym
dont they already?
does this really look like a bunch of mer that eat nothing but meat to you?
and yet, almost all of bosmer look like malnourished pakistani helpers for some dumb reason
maybe some of the aedra really did engineer a dedicated twink race like that
otherwise it would make no sense, they're basically a tribal, borderline barbaric culture living off hunting and throwing hands with half of the forest they live in
you'd think something like that would look like this
but nope
well okay bosmer are the worst mer we all know that 
you don't need a robust frame in the forest where you hunt day by day! just suck off that panther!
that's not a dark elf, that's some sort of an offspring of a dark elf and a clanfear
downsmer
Is a bosmer + dark elf
i dunno man i just play a nord woman
I changed the character race in the console while selecting character. Can do some really silly stuff
god damn elves
Wow look at that...youve got that iconic redguard glow that everyones talking about
funny thing is, there are actual orcs as well in that fantasy vietnam
so there really is no neccessity to be a twink to survive there, they're just regular ass orcs with some local features
bosmers look like twinks just because
If you change your race to Daedra you'll be looking out of the neck and your character will be yelling the whole time. I changed character to dragon once but it was silly, pov was from the nutsack(cloaca?) And the hitbkx was all out of whack. Couldnt fit through trees
thats just wrong 
meh

Im touching my peanits
this gif gives me nostalgia idk why
never cheated but it was probably from old cs games
i am partly right
Battle chess
I love seeing macintosh I or II graphic style
@quaint ore @river zealot ive shown pictures of my leo active camouflaged but heres my friends pasi
kind of ridiculous, i wish we could do it this well
green dog
looks like a green sheep dog
@somber sandal
👀


Get fukt
More bushed up than a wallet-warrior on WT
A LITTHE BUNEH
stupid dog
Bunnies do taste good
it is a stupid dog
aren't you happy i ping you now
ur a stupid dog
no can you not
why
that is weird looking dog
Ahahahahahah
90% of their pings are useless
I'm in that server because I want to know about patches, not how they survived the war or the fire in their office, like we get it, you only said that 50 times
They're in prague now too right?
IIRC yes, unless they moved again
They're Yapping just to yap, good thing I don't really care about s2
It doesn't pique my interest like the trilogy does
I find there are a lot of games I start to like more after I finished them
Halo ce, the original trilogy, dark souls 1
When I initially played them, I enjoyed them of course but it was only after they sort of simmered in my head space I started to appreciate them
Fallout one and two are kind of like that for me too, but the difference is I actually loved playing them in the moment, it's just I like them even MORE now
i dip my wendys frosty in my cock
whot
I appreciate your unwavering support @grizzled meadow, expect the next payment shortly

DO NOT look up colorado campfire
i really wish it was that
WHAT DO YOU MEAN PUT A MARSHMELLOW IN HER ASS AND FUCK IT?
you should post what it is here
i mean it's pretty explanatory
bnuyyu
its like that one spongebob episode fr
That's not the whole definition
:)
Just read the definition

damn maybe i should get around to playing kcd2
indeed
4 hours of loading the damn thing just to miss point blank
is gold edition worth it
no way really
its an awwesome game indeed
holy shit is that garden pliers
you know, it's a great point
I would love some cocoa with marshmallows right about now
thanks ig
that doesn't sound good in the other definition
I mean have you tried though
maybe your lady's ass filled with marshmallows is the best thing
to fuck I guess?
im talking about the cocoa thing
you don't like hot chocolate?
or what's this about?
literal shit
good to know
unless you're one of those ig
I was talking about literal hot chocolate with marshmallows
Would rather shit in my hands and clap than clap in my hands and shit
Better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss
oh. right. we don't have nesquick anymore
You don't piss in the sink?
How do you save water
it said HOW COULD YOU and gone back to using child labour in africa
sigh
off-brand it is
Typical westerners
Wasting recourses
Here in Kazakhstan we only have ONE donkey for the ENTIRE town to fuck
Hard times
mmmm cheap product with slave manifacture
i love china
drink the piss dummy
oh please
they do homie business with brazil
it's not just china, most of big western companies breaking any and all laws and reasons daily
Better used for spraying on gypsies
indeed
china is just a huge example
Ohhhh
Lighting her pubic hair on fire
Cum extenguishing it
cease
execute this man
What
I searched further for definition
And it came up
Guess a number 1-20
🎲 7
-# 1d20
Yep
You lost :)
noooo
@lyric horizon has been granted the <@&1199129351770353764> role for 7 minutes.


lol
now he's spreading burnt cummy pubes everywhere but here for seven minutes
where did this come from even
I was just following orders
I found whatever definition there was 
NO WAY
THE PARTY IS SILENCING ME FOR GOOD
Its happening 
huh
what is blud wafflin about
it's a shame to see someone so young and full of life being violently killed for their transgressions
what a fucked up world
we'll miss you buddy
Remember
2+2=4
When they will say "Room 101", dont go
what a shame.... he was a good man lip smack. what a rotten way to die

man, sometimes you just find gems you are not even sure you can post
ok man
what a confusing reaction to that clip
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one day the world is conquered by aliens who could only be fought back by absolutely gargling on their schmongler and we all will sorely regret making fun of flop
Why!!!
if that's flop, hello, future saviour of manking
remember
hide the teeth when you do
it's important
you know

the gargling part
no one is doing that flop..
Let flop listen to his music in peace
smh
in 4000 years we are going to develop a hand right above our ween so we can jork anytime
flop saying "stop putting me in dresses" is like Falco saying "stop praising me"
Rimworld is too much
I had to kill 5 children becuase I accidentaly friendly fire'd them during a wolf attack
and they ganged on one of my colonists

free food tho
Rimworld makes me feel true pain sometimes
Mostly because how random it is
It sure fucking is
That's why its so good
We know nothing about Randy but he is easily one of my favourite dudes in videogames

Though oddly despite being so random and sporadic a lot of rimworld feels less bullshit to me than things like zomboid because the gameplay loop is sort of about mitigating risk or making the best of loss
Where as zomboid, while mitigating risk is important, the game flaunts the idea of consistency in your face just for your stomp to faze through a fence lunger dragging you to the ground killing you
Still love both dearly though
The long dark is still my favorite survival game, I rarely get bullshit deaths in that
I hope b42 gets co-op soon
I find I like zomboid the most with just one other person
I would like server more but zomboid just isn't built for servers
Sleeping basically can't exist on large servers
b42?
The new update for zomboid on the unstable branch that has been worked on for years
ah nice nice , didnt they make some shit audio changes
Not that I can think of, are you by any chance getting that mixed up with battle bit?
No , iirc didnt they make cough and walking and shit more loud
and zombies find you easier
Because they also are a forever in development indie title with low poly graphics and they DID make a shit audio change
Maybe, but also zombies have more random settings so there is some pinpoint hearing zombies scattered about
woke Hitler be like my pronouns are he/himmler
bro woke up and chose mute
its wednesday
For all the real people atleast
Nah it's Thursday now
Nuh uh
It's 3 for me
in new york i milly rock
sucking on the cock
damn
it's a single message
would have been a great quote
i ain't falling for that
Lol
📚 graduation
Can be either the greatest moment or the saddest. I thought it would be the greatest but looking back I would give up everything just for one day back in school. Crushes, [unfairness], homework, love, friends, idiot teachers, [recess], lunch, all that stuff. I miss it all. I find it strange to be looking [back right] now on this. But I guess the saying they say is true. "You never knew how much fun being a kid really was until your older."
I [miss] [school]. There [said it].
he made graduation
Dumbass its a kanye album
You guys talk too much
what's your fucking problem californication
Stop breathing
Will do
Great fujisan hails from the land of hyperborea
One of yakubs top scientists
May we weep in awe of the great deeds he has done for gaia
Amen.
Can we kill him
Lay a finger on your progenitor and you will get molested by a hoard of yithian psychers
Prepare taco like in the image pls
Your mind will have yottabytes of cartel execution videos broadcasted through it until your soul is driven from your brainstem
Die
And once separated your intangible manifestation will be placed in a orokin soul computer to calculate for a sewage treatment facility for all eternity
Retard

brush sneed flight seven
2 hours of sleep got me hypothesising scriptures
I aint reading allat
I forsee the future, third eye spread goatse, I watch your downfall over and over
Cheef a sweatshop cart and rip pure technology, try to cough up the blood but all that can come out my mouth is bars
shut up tumblr user
oh hey I can actually access tumblr
I never use 4chan, why look at shitposts when I can go to the real deal
thought it's another go away mordorian case
I am yakubs biggest guy
Yuo just don't understand
Crib in hyperborea, plug in hong kong, I got connections all over the world you stupid fuck
King von was my disciple, kaczynski was like a son. I raised the founding fathers of chaos, I predate violence, I am the creator of aggravated assault
I didn't find flow
Flow found me
isnt the gardevior plush basically the same price?
how do you know
We don't talk about Gardevoir
"Hey reddit, I'm having a wee issue with my 2400$ 500hz 8k WOLED monitor because I fucking crank my shit to drawings 14 hours a day, any fixes?"
Damn
Watched that shit for so long that it left a mark?

Keep your screens dim people
nintendo's maxtac is already en route
i watched youtube shorts so much on my old phone that i have the like and dislike button burned into my screen
now on this phone ill have reels stuff burned into my screen
Damn
but i don't think the S24 FE is as bad as a redmi note 11
or whatever model it was i cant remember
feels good to be back on android after using the shitty ass redmi
since i was born and raised with android
@red crane
My brother is a richie rich and buys the newest iPhone every year and mails me his "old" one.
car elevator
I prefer Android but free is free is free
i hate everyone conditioning and forcing others to use iphone
sell his old iphones and get yourself android
i saw a iphone break from falling on concrete once
my phone
has had milk poured on it
no issue
fell on concrete like
30 times
no issue
it's just
androids are in general tougher
i cant even bend this shit in half i bet i could bend a iphone though
I was raised in bumfuck nowhere, I was already conditioned to accept and use hand-me-downs to save money
yeah that's fine but like
if you like it you like it
but if they're completely fine with what they have they shouldn't really be forced to alienate just because society wants a specific thing
i wouldn't really care what phone i have anyway, but i'll never really use a iphone
i accidentally broke my old phone by it falling between some reaaally strong hinges and it kinda broke the display badly
wasnt worth to repair
i had a really good phone case and it stopped most of the damage it wouldve suffered, it wouldve bent in half for sure
but this phone has no phone case
maybe im just lucky and thats why it hasnt shattered or anything yet
@glad carbon I've finally joined the cosmic femboy pipeline
Yeah it's mega lame
Average green text social pariah
dedotated wam

(android)

he's wamming so hard 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zev94RoroLc get this man a true
"it's not enough" - kendrick
for affordable games go bigmode https://bigmode.com/
Hori’s Nintendo Switch 2 Piranha Plant camera has a resolution of just 480p. https://t.co/JlEFQSR097
Gonne be like 100 bucks
rou rill pray 200 dorrars for the 480p camera and rou will LIKE IT!
yeah I'm sorry
I atone for my actions
I renounce all previous racist conjectures
no more racism, I'm done for good
i amu the great samurai
Ti amore
res? oh mr trumpu rou put trarrif onu the cracker? res I will be raising software prices by three hrundred percent
wow just read groks announcement
that's actually really heartbreaking, I hope grok and his spouse will be alright.
I'm generally a very unserious and a low-quality user but that really is horrible, especially 5 months in, you basically commit mentally to what life will be like for, well your forever just for it to get sidelined
Do you feel bad about your previous posts now
nothing, I don't feel like gushing about my woes like an attention seeker, the world is made no better of a place when I release my thoughts onto it 
Hmmm
I asked though
Oh well, not pushing you to do it
Do you want to hear one of my woes
sure
pour sugar in his gas tank
I'm still in my studies
For
graphic design
Why did you choose that
why do I choose to do anything
Wants and desires
I simply go where my whims take me
Or forced into it
ancient ass meme from inside gaming
I would be worried the birds beak would grow too long and they would get stuck and you wouldn't be able to open the door to get them unstuck or you would crush them
hope that birb stays safe
I guess it depends on the age and the size of how big toucans can get, but this guy seems to have reached peak maturity
that's the autistic african warlord pipeline
fuck off
so angry 
if that helps you sleep at night, sure

yes
starsecotr
i love staseor
certified speed shout off of a mountain moment
is the fleet's AI supposed to be that dumb or I'm just missing some esoteric method
@river zealot
who did this to him
You will never know
I was actually hoping for leopards >:(
They are leopards wdym
what are you running?
@river zealot guess what?
I don't think it's even the fleet composition, because I've seen the ships circling for a minute around a single enemy ship, closing in and withdrawing without any attack, before a destroyer finally going "wait I have guns" and killing him in 5 seconds
really confusing
Aaa
also it took me a moment and one unfortunate recovery to understand that a freighter ship really is a freighter
aka really shitty at fighting anything
but so far the game's fun
the simulated galaxy really is fun to behold and poke at
are you done being dramatic yet and ready to say your piece or do you need some more time
starsector "steady" default ai settings are averse to entering firing arcs usually
Also the ai handles weapon ranges kinda funny
More bullshit with housing situation. Had their bulldog up our asses again but nothing from the deadbeat that has a mountain of shit in his room
🙂
also, autofit is not your friend 
I'm on a vacation just stuffing face with food and playing vidya because apparently there's a special promotion week of winter now and I refuse to experience a second more of winter in fucking April
also don't really know what to say about your eternally weird and fucked up housing situation
I guess I would suggest becoming orange man's main guy
some sort of deportation officer or something
if you're in the middle of a madhouse, may as well profit on it at least
damn that's bad news
because I'm lazy and didn't want to tinker with all those weapons manually
oh well
AH HOLY SHIT
FUCK
Give a warning next time
Scared the piss out of me
woah im in pinned messages no way
Bro the city can't keep it's promises and it's getting worse
But at least the gf will be anchor of sanity or something
Famous
They even being paid
this used to be one of my messages pinned too but it got removed dont know when
I have very basic understanding of your land of the free
but seems very like so your government and elites are currently is in "take everything not nailed to the floor" mode
so I wouldn't expect much on any promises yet alone social welfare front if I were you

buzy be safe man
dont go into the abyss
dont go into the lights

its too late frota
why do they look so ugly
It looks worse than a porno parody
Live cockrider footage?!
What
Pretty
yours or enemies
different factions have different fighting styles
this is most notable with pathers
who will burn straight into you
also my advice?
industrial tree
every single time
1 of the last two perks make it so whenever a ship gets blown up in combat it can always be recovered
lets you do really stupid shit and get away
rest of the line is good too
Starsector throws a lot at you at once
Learning is going to be slow
Look at the mod index if you want to add some flavor, or some improvements
Better Combat AI for example
You're going to get your shit kicked if you try to advance too fast
Keep ships with fast warp drives to outrun enemies in hyperspace or whatever it is
Do not invest in heavy ships without having smaller strike craft
Know yourself and know your enemy
Spend a good amount of time in training
Are Skom and Falco the only OG mods left?
muh dick is left
and iedy sorry boss
one of them is wrong now
skom is auto turbo fucked if you have a furry pfp 
after a week of just walking I finally made it
horny moodle:
the only worry I have is the probably thousands of zombies and guns unlimited somehow pathfinding here over a long, long time but I may just be paranoid
isn't dry still here?
I think so
dry would be in like
dry is pretty epic
Yeah but I'm talking about the mod team from back in 2023
between mwadi and falco
dry doesn't get on with the jokes but he also is really chill, can't really see why someone could have beef with him
I think I remember talking to josta once when he was a light blue
I remember not being very amicable with him
I also remember I got sent to brainfart in the first place because I was talking about cupping sidorovitch's balls in stalker chat

I can't believe I don't see this base getting reccomended constantly, I don't think it even has a POI icon on the community map
infinite clean water, medium sized lake for fishing, nearby woodland isn't too dense and if you want dense forest for foraging there's one really close, great for trapping, has an antique oven already in there, and already comes partially boarded up
only downside is that it's pretty remote
and that it's close to guns unlimited, which isn't really a thing to worry about but it does make me paranoid
huh
talking about a location in project zomboid
LS H BIG SWSTER SWSHER SWEEET CIGRILLO STONER
oi bruv can i have a ciggie by any chance
wife
aldo muted me for 2 days for saying i didn't like communism
that was it
Honestly for me everything thats far away from a city is dogshit
Because it just gets too boring if all youre doing is stockpiling food
love me some el paso
Luckily b42 makes being secluded a lot less boring
you have much more to do
What does it add
a lot
it would be hard for me to list everything because it touches nearly everything
but the big things are overhauled progression, crafting, survival, that kind of stuff
you can live as a hermit in the woods forever without having to step into a town
its more similar to what you can do in CDDA is what hes saying
speaking of CDDA i havent played that in like 6 months
Mgs5 and the tutorial
uploaded right on april 1st hmmmm 
they don't want you to believe
memes dont need to be true
@stone blade @narrow lotus
dying light 1 the entire slums
dying light 2 old villedor
the fetch and grab quests are so tedious when the maps are big rural maps and not urban
Balanced fleet?
You mean
5 logistics ships
5 cruisers
And 20 caps right?
The HMI mod adds a ton of shit
A "ship" they added is literally just a space station with engines
It's so large it had to be split up into sections
20 of those bad boys
Casually proceeds to post the 2 realest memes ever
Dark souls 1 after Anor Londo
5am chat here is wild
Red? Rather dead then red!
@lyric horizon look its him
Had a nice discussion about tanks and Warfare this morning without getting locked down
Ohhhhh now I understand why that mother killed her child and claimed spongebob told her to
Good for u
I stand by the cringe mbt vs based heavy tank argument
"Urrrrrrhhhh please consult the onion"
"Shoot me, I dare you."

Main battle tank you fucking normie
How are you this plain?
Why are you here?
So like a medium
Guys
Yea shifty
I Went down in elevator in work and some girl said " hello sir" she was like 17
She said hi to me like i was 40 year old guy
And how old are you
Im turning 19 this month
Some of us are just taught that
It’s normal bro
My co worker at the time had to remind me for a few days to not call her maam
Do you hold the door for people shifty
Well im in work and everyone say hi to eachother like we knew eachother 200 years
Yeah sometimes
I have a coworker that calls me sir
It's generally considered respectful to respond with a yes sir or yes maam
Some people reserve it for higher authority
Some just do it for anyone slightly older than them
I think it’s awesome to do to little kids too
Crazy to me
They probably feel cooler
But wouldnt it be nice to facilitate that
@stone blade a story in 1 picture
Shifty are you autistic perchance?
🤣🤣
Yes
I wasn’t going to ask that but thank you swamp
Checks out.
Age doesn’t matter
📸
And prison Is just a place
You have a better screenshot higher up dandy

I think I'm gonna go to bed.
Well dunno
New nickname: Simple1
Sometimes I pretend it's a helicopter joystick or gear shifter
@stone blade LOOOOOOk
bro got left on read 3 times
rest in piss
i had a friend tell me that alot of job postings are fake job hirings
Surely there is a system to check fake job listings
$1 a year? in this economy?
better off shitting and pissing in a plastic bag and selling it off as fertilizer
They love their momma
Hers was probably ran over by a car so idk
No it’s you dude
no she does this with every blanket
If I need her to fuck off for 10 minutes I set her on a blanket
And I need her to fuck off im tryna make risotto
they already have a guy in the company thats gonna get the promotion, but legally they are required to make a job listing
overwatch zorn 
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5HgTHTrPvsg
ive had enough of the modern world
Instrument: The Geißenklösterle Flute, 37000 BP (Upper Aurignacian), made out of a swan’s radius, excaveted in 1990
Reconstruction of the instrument: Friedrich Seeberger
Music & Performance: Friedrich Seeberger (1938-2007)
Title: Vogelstimmen (track no. 5 from CD "Klangwelten der Altsteinzeit", 2003)
Images: Hohle Fels, Geißenklösterle, V...
The breaking wheel, also known as the execution wheel, the Wheel of Catherine or the (Saint) Catherine('s) Wheel, was a torture method used for public execution primarily in Europe from antiquity through the Middle Ages up to the 19th century by breaking the bones of a criminal or bludgeoning them to death. The practice was abolished in Bavaria ...
hook me up to one of them torture devices where they strapped you to a table and pulled on your limbs
but make it my penis
That’s what I meant

It’s such a better screenshot
To be hanged, drawn and quartered was a method of torturous capital punishment used principally to execute men convicted of high treason in medieval and early modern Britain and Ireland. The convicted traitor was fastened by the feet to a hurdle, or wooden panel, and drawn behind a horse to the place of execution, where he was then hanged (almo...
Scaphism (from Greek σκάφη, meaning "boat"), also known as the boats, is reported by Plutarch in his Life of Artaxerxes as an ancient Persian method of execution. He describes the victim being trapped between two small boats, one inverted on top of the other, with limbs and head sticking out, feeding them and smearing them with milk and hon...
Cant forget keelhauling
Yeah thats a pretty good one
or thar french one meaning to forget
oubliette
i think that was it yeah
That’s just a Dungeon
You should play the lottery
Imagine
A lottery ticket
treasury bonds
Put it all in a bank account
somali pirate maxxing
get erased by an anti personnel machine gun on the nearest ship
Im not black
Would you buy a crew
All kidnapped crew. Gangpressed into service
What skin color would uhhh, they be
Purple
Fumble kel
So excited for unregulated showerheads
We have not been in a recession
me edging my recession
The economy was pogging for the last year
i dont trust the stock market for economy
that shit runs on jewish magic and prediction
artyom knows whats up
Jewish Spacemagic where its within microns of prediction
hustle is a hustle
game is game
You don’t have to look at just the stock market to predict a recession or classify one










