🎪bruh-fart

[narrow lotus]

what is bro playing

[quaint ore]

https://tenor.com/view/landa-landa-smoking-landa-smoking-pipe-aura-hans-landa-gif-17049136843012205674

[narrow lotus]

minecraft movie 18+ version

[pseudo robin]

[pastel quartz]

took a detour through a corn field and put holes through my rare perfect leather coat I just found

):

[idle veldt]

Yoooooo what modpack

[river zealot]

no

[pale ingot]

gotta kill yourself now

[eager igloo]

Let's kill him with hammers

[quaint ore]

Should have gotten vintage story

[pseudo robin]

Kurwa

[eager igloo]

Real

(I will make this server I swear)

[coarse bear]

Valve, in 2010, gave everyone a great platform and highly successful precedent for microtransactions
So if you wanna villanize someone for them $5 skins, start with them :>

[long niche]

VR is a fad

And makes my tummy hurt

[pseudo robin]

You will consume the slop and you will enjoy it

[pale ingot]

did you

did you make the server

[drifting mantle]

They're the ones that pioneered the most scummy shit, that we have today in videogames.
They produce failure after failure... Yet, people give them a pass and always cut them some slack.

That's why I compare them to the Devil: They do evil shit, yet everyone likes them because of Todds silver tongue or some shit... It's bizzare to me

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/do-not-redeem-don't-redeem-scammer-kitboga-do-not-redeem-the-card-gif-11900855712098613254

[quaint ore]

Who unironically still plays bethesda games

[pseudo robin]

Starfield was so unbelievably ass

[long niche]

Ur mom

[eager igloo]

I will but I need to bully my isp for public ip

[pseudo robin]

I replay morrowind every few years it’s still goated

[quaint ore]

My mom doesnt even know where to find the PC power on button

[pseudo robin]

The rest are mid at best

[pale ingot]

no bro you didnt just compare them you actually just called them the devil itself. crazy work

whatever though fuck Bethesda anyway

[narrow lotus]

also valve , released limited very rare skins that could be sold for real money on their market

leading to probably the biggest gambling scene in gaming

[pale ingot]

kill everyone

[long niche]

Console player huh

[quaint ore]

Neither she ever played on console

[quartz ridge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1354372954669973544/togif.gif

[eager igloo]

Who will give me the ip then

[quaint ore]

Shes a 45 year old curtain maker bro

[coarse bear]

Also valve:
Does not punish gambling sites in any meaningful capacity
Some sponsor whole tournaments for Valve games

[pale ingot]

mr internet

[pseudo robin]

True sigma male grindset is quitting your job to trade cs skins

[drifting mantle]

Fallout 76 as well... Yet you have people, who unironically say "it's good now"
No it's not, I played it again and there are still bugs all over the place... Shit like robots, not having the robot voice filter... Shit that could easily be fixed.

[hazy finch]

i blame stocks for why so much stuff is shit nowdays

[stone blade]

wake up
get out of bed
turn on pc
go grab a cold monster from fridge
life is good
@pale ingot @coarse bear @eager igloo @narrow lotus @high meteor

[quaint ore]

Isnt that what Anomaly did

[pale ingot]

Splendid

[coarse bear]

You forgot to shit the bed
Fake sigma

[drifting mantle]

Semnantics

[pale ingot]

[coarse bear]

What's up?

[stone blade]

dry is a jew?

[long niche]

[quaint ore]

Or an Arab

[quartz ridge]

hide your loose change

[pseudo robin]

https://tenor.com/view/alex-jones-infowars-chew-jew-jewish-gif-12295419607760287413

[coarse bear]

I see where chat is going

[long niche]

Possibly a bangladeshian whore

[stone blade]

I just asked damn it

holy fuck you people are retarded

[drifting mantle]

Anyways, fuck Bethesda. Anyone who buys their games are the craftsman of their own demise

[quaint ore]

Alex Jones is just a schizoposter

[quartz ridge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/843979990918758442/1107853399464083578/caption.gif

[coarse bear]

Anti-semitism and jokes about it will be punished

[pale ingot]

it's not all that deep buddy go back to twitter

[pseudo robin]

and

[quartz ridge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1251345562784239718/1306068376157818920/attachment.gif

[drifting mantle]

Sure buddy, whatever you say

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/do-not-redeem-don't-redeem-scammer-kitboga-do-not-redeem-the-card-gif-11900855712098613254

[coarse bear]

[pale ingot]

we have more important issues in the world than bethesda not being a good influence on the video game market or some shit

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/men-dude-gif-24943766

the man (slav) always trying to ruin the fun

[hazy finch]

this is clearly antisemetic
mods send this man to the kosher penis explosion chambers

[pale ingot]

fuck are they gonna do? salt his dick?

[hazy finch]

dry age his penis

[pale ingot]

[hazy finch]

kosher sausage with extra foreskin

[quartz ridge]

im already circumcized they cant take anything else

[long niche]

@Dry is this you?

[pale ingot]

You still have your balls

[quaint ore]

YOO THE NATION OF ISLAM

[long niche]

[hazy finch]

they will de-glove your penis

[pale ingot]

You remember that one newgrounds game

where it was about fucking your friend's dad or some shit

[hazy finch]

i forgot newgrounds exists

and no i dont

only newground game i remember is one that was made like a day after 9/11 happened

[quartz ridge]

You ever notice that they dont care about racism until it comes to jews

[hazy finch]

oh and that russian roulette game about oranges

[quartz ridge]

Even arabs are semite btw

[fallow trellis]

Mid Burger

[pale ingot]

lowkey traumatized me back in the day because you could deglove your own dick in it step by step

[quartz ridge]

My fellow noticers

[fallow trellis]

im hearing alot of jews and fucking ur friends dad

[pale ingot]

fucking your madre

[hazy finch]

black rock has sent 5 billion dollars to every person in a 1 mile radius of your dad to fuck him and theres nothing you can do

[fallow trellis]

chat is not up to my standard of retarded

[long niche]

Anyone trying to start a russian criminal enterprise and drive this around?

Ill pitch $5

[quartz ridge]

Sometimes i think the mods record / ss my messages and are gonna ban me as soon as i hit the limit for infractions tbh

[pale ingot]

Fuck you. I'm going to the middle east to source an endless supply of flatbed trucks

[quartz ridge]

As soon as brainfart goes a little schizo mods "bail" and only intervene if it gets crazy

[pale ingot]

Paranoid schizophrenic

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/george-floyd-dance-party-snickers-market-gif-24615833

[quartz ridge]

Do the fent shake

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/true-successfully-deployed-get-this-man-a-true-true-morgan-freeman-true-morgan-freeman-gif-17551062976351461149

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/ggeoge-gif-13236531107729075123

[long niche]

Someone I know who is a psychiatrist at a state mental hospital has this in their office

[hazy finch]

dont let dry know what i was up to last night

.

[dreamy flax]

New nickname: Viking

[pale ingot]

AAAAAAARRGHHHHHHH

[hot python]

Go eat a fly amanita stupit

[pale ingot]

kill this guy with rocks

and axes and shit

[long niche]

Ham whats your favorite color

[dreamy flax]

New nickname: Serenity

[pale ingot]

why do you ask

[dreamy flax]

Seems like I can't change your nickname iedy
But your name is now Castle

[long niche]

Ham what are you wearing right now

[pale ingot]

clothes

[pale ingot]

i am wearing clothes

[long niche]

Prove it

[pale ingot]

kill yourself

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus

[weak jackal]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GoCn_Z_aoAAsQGH?format=jpg&name=large

[long niche]

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/jfaups-animation-heavy-breathing-out-of-breath-out-of-shape-gif-13755595465875801516

Dogshit games : release ugly annoying characters nobody cares

China :

Hot ice woman with tits out

perfection

[pale ingot]

[long niche]

If you love china so much why dont you just marry it commie

[pale ingot]

Splendid

[pale ingot]

I love my chinese wife

[hot python]

Hot icewoman?
Pay some respects to the OG
https://metalgear.fandom.com/wiki/Hot_Coldman

[narrow lotus]

its like the other way around tho

VW is parent company

[stone blade]

also idk why porsche is there

[long niche]

chinese wife’s boyfriend*

[stone blade]

it should be volvo

VW as the big one
skoda and volvo to the left and right

[narrow lotus]

VW owns Porshce

[stone blade]

then even more reason for VW to be on Top

[narrow lotus]

the idea is , all the brands on the chair are basically the same thing, VW

thats what the meme means

[stone blade]

YEAH NO SHIT

sherlock

[pale ingot]

whatever man youre just jealous you arent part of the great chinese communist party

[narrow lotus]

it should be ughh SEAT

[stone blade]

and

[long niche]

Ill take my serbian hooker over that

[narrow lotus]

If u see a SEAT alahambra it's probably a gypsy family

[coarse bear]

Nerd

[pale ingot]

your problem

not mine

[narrow lotus]

also audi

how did i forget

AUDI is owned by VW

we cannot escape

@stone blade

[high wing]

https://youtu.be/tYCa_wiT-rE

[narrow lotus]

i should frame this on the wall

[stone blade]

buggatti is fucking owned by VW mate @narrow lotus

[narrow lotus]

yep , lambo as wel

[stone blade]

holy fuck

ITS ALL VW

lord

that TDI engine is the kratos of cars

[tight rune]

So, if I buy a Lamborghini, it's technically a Volkswagen?

[stone blade]

yes

[narrow lotus]

@stone blade THEY OWN SCANIA

ALOOOOOOOOOOO

SCANIA

[stone blade]

yeah the trucks

[tight rune]

[stone blade]

holy based

[narrow lotus]

gigachad

[narrow lotus]

they also own MAN

how based can u be to name ur trucks MAN

because they are the ones that keep you fed

the MAN driving the MAN

[storm stream]

"soil is a flowing solid" type stuff?

[hot python]

they should name it the grocerystore i think

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/jeonghan-horse-on-beach-jeonghan-man-jeonghan-jeonghan-silly-horse-on-beach-man-gif-13991646989968971533

[narrow lotus]

did u get another dog or what

didnt u say u gave the dog away

[eager igloo]

Yea

We liked it

[narrow lotus]

@stone blade @hot python

[eager igloo]

So we took one from a shelter

He's staying with us

[narrow lotus]

pog

[eager igloo]

#🐈pets-posting message

[narrow lotus]

yeah thats definetely your dog

[stone blade]

bro will turn into an alcoholic in no time

[eager igloo]

None of those pistons are in sync

[hot python]

Go ahead

[eager igloo]

What do you mean

[pastel quartz]

Sometimes I gotta ask myself if the zomboid is worth it

[pastel quartz]

Tomorrows agenda is pretty easy though so whatever

[quartz ridge]

I dont wanna go to work or sleep

[pastel quartz]

One of the hardest to ever live

Bars

[quartz ridge]

Last night i had a schizo nightmare of bugs under my skin unironically

[pastel quartz]

So glad someone interviewed my goat

[quartz ridge]

I literally dont wanna fall alseep because im afraid ill have another bug nightmare

[pale ingot]

always

[pastel quartz]

I had zomboid dreams last night

[quartz ridge]

Ts was likr agonizing bro

[pastel quartz]

Not specifically zomboid

But zombies

[quartz ridge]

Games influence my dreams but i havent watched or seen anything bug related

[pastel quartz]

U realize by manifesting it in your head you are probably going to have them

[quartz ridge]

Idk man

[pastel quartz]

Our brains kind of work through whatever is plaguing your mind, good or bad, so by dwelling on it you are putting it in the forefront of your psyche's crosshairs

Just lock in foo

https://tenor.com/view/1c34-phreshboyswag-underground-underground-rap-witch-gang-gif-8197909377886927145

[quartz ridge]

I will imagine a pretty Latina so hopefully i see that in my dream

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/sam-hyde-sam-hyde-kneel-i-kneel-gif-4692336461936736685

Preach

[pastel quartz]

Gonna attempt to lucid dream right tonight, supposedly it's pretty easy, I know the method but haven't tried it

[quartz ridge]

Pz only makes me question why nobody has guns in kentucky in game other than officers and military guys

Like thats what i liked about britas

A shitton of people ccwed back then

[pastel quartz]

Dl2 writers made the story

[quartz ridge]

Did they just toss their gun in the zombir apocalypse

[hot python]

Yeah they went where the sledgehammers went

It's in the lore didnt u reed it

[quartz ridge]

Into the river

Which is retarded for when it comes to guns

[pastel quartz]

Tossed their guns, can openers, sledgehammers, and not fucked car batteries away

[quartz ridge]

The same people who own guns are schizoids who dont trust the gov

[pale ingot]

dream about dropping the soap in the prison showers

[quartz ridge]

A big part of the pz story / lore is news breaking out

People knowing they are being lied to

If you listen to the radios one of them talks about how they took his mom away and how he doesnt trust them and to spread the news

[old kettle]

only in proper lithification

[pastel quartz]

Wow, name a better duo than romanians and their projected homoerotic fantasies

[storm stream]

Why tf do guys like latinas? Either they're fat (meaowmachine) or chew you tf out for the slightest shit

[quartz ridge]

The 2nd part is hot

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/863334488912953373/1359332395710419026/hPld-BuEHPMze85E.mp4

[hot python]

They also talk about the zombies being attracted to the smell of metal and good condition batteries, which is the lore reason why they all went into the river

[quartz ridge]

You just wouldnt understand slime

[narrow lotus]

Quasimodo predicted all of this

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/jcsoos-gif-21682697

[quartz ridge]

Then wouldn't most metal stuff be destroyed

[narrow lotus]

wdym meowmachine

how do you know she was fat

[quartz ridge]

Tools car parts stuff like that

[narrow lotus]

@storm stream

[hazy finch]

i love the smell of duracell batteries

[hot python]

Yeah they are idk is your game broked maybie?

[quartz ridge]

Its just a retarded way of trying to balance a game with an excuse

[hazy finch]

misery stutter anomaly type shit

[quartz ridge]

No you can find metal sheets and pipes in storage areas

[pale ingot]

my penis and your mom are a good duo

[pastel quartz]

My mother is goat you goatfucker

[narrow lotus]

the fuck

really

did they change this

[hot python]

Weird
I havent found a single piece of scrap metal in 7 hours in lowardvilles

[pastel quartz]

U fuck goat romanian goy?

[pastel quartz]

I knew it

[pale ingot]

nuh uh

[quartz ridge]

How much do you find metal stuff in pz

[pale ingot]

thats ur adoptive mother

[fluid heron]

fuck yeah

[pastel quartz]

More in b42

[quartz ridge]

Like a lot or rarely

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/493156996644864001/1359442004030914751/FDownloader.Net_AQPlE9_Etggiduyivy46bz2fZT9VwnO-q9Swk9UchhDFFPLcLfXvqCB_z_bCnIkuHSAMOrMePfjo32hFmEpOH7gu_720p_HD.mp4?ex=67f77e86&is=67f62d06&hm=22cbd38fae8d046ce4698ddd8c536fc9760b4ca91b68d1131491b0eb7bc1e2f6&

[pastel quartz]

Even on cdda settings I get a bunch of nails

[hot python]

You can find metal shvings on zombie bodies now because they ate all the metals

[narrow lotus]

nice slur

[quartz ridge]

If they can smell / detect metal that would just mean all your stuff is doomed

[storm stream]

Her diet. Idk, I remember that fact being established somehow. Mby she wasn't idk

[narrow lotus]

might end up ban you finally Finland

[pastel quartz]

That counts?

Mb then

[quartz ridge]

Probably because they are stabbed

[pastel quartz]

Didn't know that was a bad one

[narrow lotus]

i dont think its a slur idk

[quartz ridge]

Goy means anyone not jewish

[pastel quartz]

Yeah

[narrow lotus]

yeah goy is just jewesih for foreigner

[quartz ridge]

Its not a slur if used by non jews

Bht if a jew says it its a slur

[narrow lotus]

someone at my door

pls go away

[quartz ridge]

Non Jewish they also see them as inferior

[pastel quartz]

Ok I need to sleep

[hot python]

Yeah they ate it and it was sharp so they went owwww, that's on the wiki

[pastel quartz]

God famn

Damn

[quartz ridge]

Gn slime

[pastel quartz]

Gn vro

[quartz ridge]

A big part of jewish supremacy is trying to kill goys / control them

But thats just a theory

A game theory

[storm stream]

Do you deal with minerals or earthworks in civil engineering?

[drifting mantle]

Bro, this is #🎪bruh-fart what the fuck are you talking about "more important issues"?
If I'm gonna dump my disatisfaction with Bethesda in here, I'm gonna dump in here... It's literally the brainrot channel

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus

[pale ingot]

fuck outta here #╟❓general-offtopic

[coarse bear]

https://girlcockx.com/AlexandreSar99/status/1908547142035095874?t=c7Sp5jZ6-07jaHkwhnRf-Q&s=19

[drifting mantle]

[drifting mantle]

Based

[stone blade]

gm bruno meow

[heady crow]

alo

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/kruber-vermintide-bretonnia-grail-knight-u-got-that-gif-2210838693479615555

reminds me to get back to vt2

[narrow lotus]

[stone blade]

wtf do you want

[drifting mantle]

[heady crow]

hes just jealous of what we have ivan

[hazy finch]

another W for freddie dredd

[stone blade]

@heady crow devil deals or angel deals

[heady crow]

devil 👿

[hazy finch]

ive been playing way too much dayz
saw the scope and thought a poor freshie was about to get murked

[heady crow]

or even debil

[stone blade]

ok I go debil deals

[heady crow]

fitting place for you

[stone blade]

listen here young man

[heady crow]

jk jk

youre an angle

[hazy finch]

ok unc

[stone blade]

a 90 degree one?

[heady crow]

89

looks like a 90 degree angle but doesent have the square

[stone blade]

wow

[heady crow]

but thats just bcs youre not a square

[drifting mantle]

Nuh uh

[gleaming grove]

How good is 50AE in Tarkov

[hazy finch]

oh shit groks kid died

[gleaming grove]

Oh shit

I just realized the announcement

Fuckkkkk

[feral kiln]

5.56 green tip

[pale ingot]

curse of the pharaoh

[pseudo robin]

I could never get into dayz

[glad carbon]

hi @feral kiln @heady crow

[pseudo robin]

Tried for awhile few of my mates played it idk

[hazy finch]

you just gotta find the right server
once you find a good server then you can start to enjoy it

but uh thatll take a while

[glad carbon]

dayz sucks ngl

just play arma

[pseudo robin]

I want to enjoy reforger but the gunplay is hot garbage

[hazy finch]

im not paying 50 bucks or however much it is for a glorified engine test software thank you very much

[pseudo robin]

You aren’t missing out on much

[hazy finch]

i know theres a dayz mod for reforger ive seen a couple videos on it but its got a long way to go

[feral kiln]

hi

[hazy finch]

ive also seen a couple videos on dayz mod for arma 3 shit looks pretty nice graphically though thats about all i remember

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/779183968880033814/1146328168643440672/togif.gif

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1100180702357618688/1211936901326700544/boykisser_dies_killed_hit_by_a_brick.gif

[stone blade]

we found the cause of al the earthquakes

[river zealot]

friendly fire

[glad carbon]

sorry @heady crow

[heady crow]

Blue on blue, it happens dw

[river zealot]

lookaaaa

[stone blade]

КИТТИ

[stone blade]

yo wtf is that

[river zealot]

idk why the lion looks so retarded

[stone blade]

thats one fucked up looking cat

[stone blade]

and why are you playing minecraft

what next thing you'll start wearing skirts and start coding

[glad carbon]

:3

[river zealot]

because why not

[stone blade]

thats fair

[river zealot]

half there already eh

[stone blade]

go get dead god

noob

[heady crow]

Which part?

[river zealot]

:3

i could never wear a skirt man

my dick would be swinging down like a grandfathers clock

[stone blade]

what a horrible day to be able to read

[glad carbon]

same as bruno :3

[heady crow]

You will be for a suprise when you do that that alt girl whos into frail twinks

[heady crow]

:3

[heady crow]

Ive read that these two got some insane bi energy together

[glad carbon]

meow :3

[heady crow]

I should watch the movie

[glad carbon]

lets watch it together

[placid sail]

you really gonna subject yourself to minecrart movie just in hopes that momoa and black are gonna get freaky?

[heady crow]

Nah

[heady crow]

We should

[quaint ore]

I refuse to believe these people are real

[glad carbon]

❤️

bruno is real

[heady crow]

Just use by god or something

[heady crow]

Hello?

Im right here

[quaint ore]

I am talking aboit the video

[river zealot]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7cfH4PBHP8bNKpfmIrXgLD?si=d7046b82659543d6

[heady crow]

Yes

[quaint ore]

Finnish tank commander turned femboy streamer who smokes

[quaint ore]

[heady crow]

Have you seen velkuz?

[solar breach]

https://open.spotify.com/track/57Gu14wW9hFBUmJ0LpmzmA?si=caVeHRKaSp6MjgeMTyrJ3Q
It's 5 am and I hate everything

[placid sail]

it's the other way around

[glad carbon]

hey busy

[quaint ore]

No

I dont watch streamers

[heady crow]

https://youtu.be/eG2R9P6LoZ0?si=5EfvyPOZJfHrZudw

[solar breach]

Oh that dude

Lol classic

[placid sail]

Finland is experimental grounds where people are subjected to so much loneliness, moody wild forests and alcohol in hopes that eventually a superhuman would emerge, completely immune to depression

but so far it's been just femboys

[solar breach]

Finland dosent seem so bad

[stone blade]

Finland doesn't exist

[quaint ore]

Lithuania is a secret eugenics project to make a man with 0 proneness to suicide

So far the results have been disappointing

[placid sail]

I guess both projects take decades and hundreds of years to complete

also yeah all the lithuanians here are disappearing eventually

delight and skynet already gone

[quaint ore]

Me, Lemon and Anna are still here

[stoic girder]

Finland is a shithole, dont go there

[heady crow]

We need a latvian and a Estonian here to fill the ranks

[placid sail]

do not listen to dark voices no matter what

[quaint ore]

There is even less estonians

[heady crow]

Sadly

I love my finnic brothers

[solar breach]

I love my spotify basically just recommending me gore atp

[quaint ore]

I sometimes feel that god purposefully created Lithuanians just to see how much can you beat a people down and them to keep coming back

[solar breach]

That's exactly what it feels like tbh

I knew one named Gasai on discord

And we'd clown on him

Constantly

Until he left

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/david-goggins-david-goggins-running-i'm-back-money-power-gif-12299634666814463785

[solar breach]

And he just kept coming back

Everytime

[placid sail]

oh also Russia was a similar experiment of making a depression-immune hunan

[quaint ore]

THEY DONT KNOW ME SON

JIE NEŽINO KAS AŠ TOKS SŪNAU

[placid sail]

but instead, it culminated in completely passive, docile people that absolutely nothing can bring to the point of revolt, protest or any sort of counteraction

[heady crow]

I feel that goes for baltics and most of eastern europe

[placid sail]

I've found out yesterday there's effectively a ban on alcohol in one provincial city here

[heady crow]

Crazy how the rest of nordics are a fairyland and then we got russia 🙄

[placid sail]

and the people just took it

[stoic girder]

i think baltic and eastern europeans subscribe to the philosophy that it can always get worse

[placid sail]

bruno, russians were forbidden the alcohol and they just took it

[heady crow]

Remember that shit when you enlist buddy, itll help

[placid sail]

this place is fucking dead

[quaint ore]

Listening to a banger rn

[heady crow]

Wait like, they accepted the prohibition?

[heady crow]

Chad

[solar breach]

Klamydia? Like the STD or does that mean something else

[heady crow]

Masturbation without hands is a good album

[heady crow]

Yeah, like the std

Its a punk band

[stoic girder]

the prohibition was the most retarded ass 20th century fad ever

[solar breach]

Fantastic band name

[placid sail]

what I'm saying is there was no protest and burning angry man flying into a window of a mayor house

[solar breach]

Prohibition in America lead to the creation of the income tax 😔

[placid sail]

though arguably that's possible there's no sharp reaction to it because the illegal alcohol trade was up in like

[heady crow]

???

How

[placid sail]

15 minutes after announcing the ban

[stoic girder]

the prohibition was pushed because women got the chance to vote so they saw it as empowering to stop their husbands from drinking

[solar breach]

The Temperance movement failed

Wayne Wheeler didnt

Fuck that guy

[stoic girder]

people got killed because of the ban on alcohol

it was wild

[placid sail]

okay I've actually googled that shit this time

it's not a city, but a whole oblast, and the ban is kinda weird

you can buy alcohol two hours a day in shops

and you can buy it freely in restaurants and bars

so it's a weird nothing burger

I guess the locals got too tired of another drunkard biting the face off of another cashier in another pyaterochka or something

[quaint ore]

i just found

the drippiest fucking general to grace this earth

and the saddest part is that he couldnt do shit to fight the soviets with his GOD TIER 'STACHE

[stoic girder]

old uniforms were drippy as fuck

too bad we cant go back to looking cool

[frail scaffold]

https://d.fxtwitter.com/wildtiktokss/status/1909300668382302550?t=ch8ajQixwC9-Qovpi3V_mQ&s=19

[fresh rose]

HOLY SHIT HES DRIPPING

Im stealing that

[frail scaffold]

You can only steal if you call him really handsome

[solar breach]

A lot of people did
It led to organized crime everywhere.
Government put toxic chemicals in common ingredients for moonshine.
America continued to romanticize the mob until the St Valentines day massacre

[quaint ore]

THE FUNNIEST SHIT, SOVIETS WANTED TO KIDNAP HIM FROM WEST GERMANY BY MAKING HIM DRUNK, BUT THE AGENT GOT BLACKOUT DRUNK BEFORE HE DID

[solar breach]

God knows how many bootleggers died hitting a tree in the woods

Turns out my dead great grandma was one.

[stoic girder]

prohabition agents got a card blanche to legit execute people

[stone blade]

[placid sail]

wdym hitting a tree in the woods

[frail scaffold]

Drunk driver

[placid sail]

ah

[solar breach]

Although one thing that came out of it that I'm very happy about, it a prohibition agent went around the country to a bunch of major cities to see how fast he would be offered alcohol. The winner? Our very own new orleans at 12 seconds from leaving the train station by his cab driver

[solar breach]

Nah

[placid sail]

not ah

[frail scaffold]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1217063615316758670.png?quality=lossless&name=LambSkeptical&size=48

[solar breach]

Bootleggers would drive backroads with the lights off

To avoid being soon

Seen*

Quite quickly

Some of them were quite good at it

This also led to the creation of stock car racing.

One of the souths biggest pastimes

[placid sail]

the idea of straight up banning humanity's favorite drug and punishing harshly anyone doing it still and thinking that'll work is so goofy ah

[frail scaffold]

Its very american if you think about it

The 60s

[solar breach]

Yeah especially when the prohibition agents in America were like

Around 1k total

For the entire country

Most cops didn't care

Especially in smaller towns

[frail scaffold]

Cus the cops were drinking too

[solar breach]

Are you seriously gonna arrest your uncle for drinking shine

[solar breach]

And taking bribes

Prohibition was pretty shit but it led many diff things

Also its

6 am

I slept for 5 hours

Bear with me

[placid sail]

let the bear sleep at least man come on

[solar breach]

But the speakeasys of prohibition led to culture mingling and decline of many strict social standards at the time

[solar breach]

The bear in me is abusing stimulants he won't go to sleep

[placid sail]

what's the name for animal control in america?

[placid sail]

not asking to call them, just curious yeah

[solar breach]

As far as I can tell

There isn't a dedicated agency or set name

[placid sail]

is this yo crib Ivanko

[solar breach]

So you just gotta see localy to see what the options are

[placid sail]

prohibition agents it is then

[frail scaffold]

Animal control

Idk i don't remember a special name

[placid sail]

the idea that american army try to recruit you in dms cracks me up every time

[stoic girder]

say you dont want to die for Israel and you get arrested

[stone blade]

no

[frail scaffold]

They have their own twitch

[placid sail]

saturation bombardment upon ye household

[frail scaffold]

Or had

[solar breach]

They try, they go to highschools and shit

[frail scaffold]

Yeah they went to mine

[stoic girder]

have to get them when they are young and pliable

[frail scaffold]

Imagine falling for the US army scam

[solar breach]

Granted I have respect for the people who actually make it, good friend who was on drumline with me is in the marines now

But I've seen notinregs, JROTC kids are quite the special breed

[coarse bear]

Holy shit, USMC (US Marine Corps) is a tag on Twitch

[placid sail]

broski people are falling in droves to russia army scam that literally says "you're going straight into the fire but you'll be fine and you'll be rich" come on

not to mention the orange man

[solar breach]

Not everyone is autistic and immune to propaganda

[frail scaffold]

Thank God im a retard

[placid sail]

we've officially past a point of giving humans credit for not falling for absolutely anything at all

[solar breach]

If I were to join the military make me a tanker so I have even more motivation to drink

[frail scaffold]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1309291074761527336.png?quality=lossless&name=retard&size=48

[coarse bear]

We're putting you on "put the charge in the mortar tube" duty

[placid sail]

consult bruno on this one he's an expert

[frail scaffold]

That'll only make me more stupid

[placid sail]

good

[coarse bear]

Stupid and deaf

[solar breach]

Wait Bruno is the tanker you were talking about?

[frail scaffold]

US military looking at your brain damage after service as a mortar unit:

Its unrelated clearly, cant help you

[placid sail]

he literally talks about his silly army things here from time to time keep up drugged bear

[solar breach]

Yes I'll keep taking my meds

[frail scaffold]

In fact most of the damage you receive being in a mortar crew usually shows up post service

So its perfect for military to shrug and scratch their ass at when asked

[solar breach]

I would still rather be a veteran in America rn than a soviet conscript on the eastern front

[frail scaffold]

I wasnt comparing em at all

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/883124920719126578.gif?quality=lossless&name=smoge&size=48

[solar breach]

I know

Funny soviet meat grinder doctrine

The t-34s were so woefully shit

[placid sail]

what is this fucking comparison lmao

[solar breach]

Their armor would crack even if it didn't pen

If it did pen and kill the crew they just cleaned and repaired the inside and left the holes

[placid sail]

like saying "I'll prefer being an america veteran over being a grass fed cow for the meat"

well duh

[solar breach]

At least the grass fed cows usually have a quick death

[heady crow]

Its fun, most annoying thing is people saying "hurr durr 200 dollar fpv and the tank is useless"

[placid sail]

recruit him into drunk tankers bruno

[solar breach]

(It's not)

[frail scaffold]

I do seem to know more ppl in the military than i thought i would honestly

[heady crow]

Field gunnery while drunk baby

[solar breach]

Yes I would love to see your

[frail scaffold]

Power of the interwebs

[placid sail]

and they even get fed too!

[solar breach]

Shitty little HE shell strapped to a Drone

Try to pen composite armor

[placid sail]

you're sitting in military larp central here

[frail scaffold]

Not even from here

[primal rapids]

Get out of the tank.

[heady crow]

Most footage from the conflict regarding drones is either them damaging outer components or finishing tanks that were hit and abandoned bcs of a spike or kornet hit

[frail scaffold]

I know one guy in the RAF, and another marine

[placid sail]

the trench is calling for you

[solar breach]

Better as anti infantry tools

Or mobility kills

[primal rapids]

Children yearn for the killing fields

[frail scaffold]

I yearn for my bed with hot chocolate

[placid sail]

weak

[solar breach]

Even if you manage to line up a HEAT grenade on a Drone it's gonna be pretty fucking small and not do shit

(Unless you are an Italian ariete)

[heady crow]

My biological male clock is ticking to die in a european war

[solar breach]

Mine is dieing in the middle east

[stoic girder]

politicians are foaming at the mouth

[solar breach]

[heady crow]

[stoic girder]

i wonder how many of us will be around after ww3

[frail scaffold]

I know i will

[quaint ore]

Kid named radio wave scrambler:

[solar breach]

If we even get drafted doubt if we'll ever see combat

[heady crow]

Im already in the first reserve wave so off i go

[solar breach]

As it turns out, 2.4 ghz is really easy to jam, people have known how for a long time with some copper wire and batteries

[pseudo robin]

Some fpv drone footage is loony tunes shit

[stoic girder]

some of us are already in the reserve

[quaint ore]

If I get into war and get drafted I am fucking sitting in a barricaded commie block yeeting rounds at the general direction of the enemy

[solar breach]

Woe IFV be upon ye

[quaint ore]

fuck your advanced artillery I am sitting in a literal fortress with 100+ port holes

[stoic girder]

2 gamma gamers on the opposite sides

oh no

[heady crow]

Reccy boy stuck in urban warfare

[pseudo robin]

I would probably be headbutted by a drone

[frail scaffold]

🥀 🥀 🥀

[quaint ore]

IFVs and urban combat (especially deep inside a city) rarely mix well

[pseudo robin]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[solar breach]

There's been literally one person on my mom's side who's been a veteran in the last half a century or so and he's dead

[frail scaffold]

They got Garfield a 9 to 5 before me

[pseudo robin]

Idk I’ve seen some crazy footage of houses just being deleted by fpv drones

[solar breach]

Wood and brick =/= composite armor screens

[stoic girder]

everyone should just mine the shit out their borders and turtle up

[pseudo robin]

Why don’t soldiers just wear plate armour made of composite armour? Are they stupid?

[quaint ore]

If you get to the point where enemy can pin your location with an FPV drone you did something wrong

[solar breach]

Reminded me I wonder how all the t-54/55s Russia is using are doing

[quaint ore]

they dont use them as frontline vehicles, but when they do it ends badly.

[solar breach]

For real why don't soldiers just pre angle their body armor as well

[solar breach]

Sounds about right

[pseudo robin]

[solar breach]

Still more survivable than the t72s 80s and 90s tho

[quaint ore]

T-80 and T-90 are more survivable by the merit of you not being blind as a bat

[solar breach]

Yeah until some war thunder cunt 25s your optics

[stoic girder]

cant wait to get reckd because my squadmate wanted to smoke on thermals

[quaint ore]

T-72s are the main lollipops usually cause they are built to be mass produced, not to be survivable for the entire war

its like a single use shaver

use it a few times and you can just throw it to be scrapped and rebuilt

[solar breach]

Maybe, still dosent change the fact I don't like them and the russian infatuation with autoloaders and era

[quaint ore]

ERA is pretty good idea, but the autoloaders are meant to free up manpower to have more crews.

For 3 crews of T-54s you can have 4 crews of T-72s

its always better to have 4 full on tanks which are slightly slower than 3 slightly faster tanks

[solar breach]

Yeah then your autoloader gets hit, detonated, and gets k-killed and only usable for scrap instead of recovery

[pseudo robin]

Inability to destroy an Abrams in a t72 is a skill issue should of put 1000 hours into being an armour main in squad for preparation

[heady crow]

It all really depends. For soviet doctrine of using mass armored breakthrough its sane to use autoloaders and now era. Now for my countries use case not so much

[quaint ore]

Export T-72s are somehow even fucking worse

[pseudo robin]

What makes an auto loader bad ??

[solar breach]

Your ammo gets hit very very easy

[quaint ore]

Survivability and mechanical failure points

[pseudo robin]

[solar breach]

Unlike the abrams and leapord you can't have ammo in a blast compartment with blowout panels

[heady crow]

Crew is missing a fourth person for guard duty, maintenance and general help to the commander

[solar breach]

Just like the t-34

[pseudo robin]

https://tenor.com/view/think-bro-gif-22403438

[quaint ore]

tbh Ukrainians somehow made it work with the T-64 modification, I saw their tank get ammo racked and blasted out but the crew was completely fine

bruno saw the vid

[weak jackal]

https://x.com/MetalGearPoland/status/1909545285816033280

Metal Gear Poland (@MetalGearPoland) on X

CHILD SOLDIER!!!!!!!!!

X · Apr 8, 2025, 9:54 AM

[solar breach]

Honestly my knowledge on the 64 is

Extremely limited

[quaint ore]

T-64 was a really good tank for it's time

[solar breach]

Yeah in the 60s

[quaint ore]

They were taking a more western approach of technological superiority back then

[heady crow]

It was a t64? Wasnt a leopard/abrams cannon but crazy to isolate a autoloader with blowout panels

[pseudo robin]

The entirety of my tank knowledge comes from squad

[quaint ore]

Looked like it

lemme find the vid rq

[solar breach]

Mine stemmed from war thunder then spiraled into tank and plane obsessions

[stoic girder]

war thunder

https://tenor.com/view/big-brain-lateralus-parabol-third-eye-tool-gif-16499016

[civic panther]

what @heady crow said plus they are more susceptible to ammo explosions and turning the crew into astronauts

[solar breach]

I know information the military wants kept secret 10 years from now

[pseudo robin]

cringe MBT vs based heavy tank

[quaint ore]

it looks like a 64 ye

[solar breach]

As much as I absolutely adore "big gun thick armor" on both naval and tank doctrines it dosent work anymore

Still waiting on USS Texas to reopen so I can go see her

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/koavminaj-koav-megan-thee-stallion-fuemejors-jnkncts-gif-24296425

[pseudo robin]

[stoic girder]

why do we even need tanks just stick a mortal on one

[quaint ore]

afaik they only began getting western weapons very recently cause countries didnt want to supply shit for their unit due to general perception

[solar breach]

Yeah bro just get your artillery to destroy enemy armor that will surely work

[pseudo robin]

Is that mark on the side what I think it is

[solar breach]

I see an eye in the darkness staring at me

[quaint ore]

tfw your most well rounded and trained regular infantry is stuck using soviet era shit due to political constraints from 2014

[stoic girder]

bois we are getting a bit too close to current war

[heady crow]

Yeah, especially comparing old soviet platoon 9 man 3 tank platoons vs western 16 man 4 tank platoons. Its like night and day what you can do in the field without maintainers

[solar breach]

We've been on it

[quaint ore]

They really like to troll Russians with these references even though majority of the unit i took the footage from are russian speaking

[heady crow]

Bout to paint a panzer swastika on my tank like we did during the continuation war

[solar breach]

Honestly the only modern MBTs I really care about is Chally 2s, which feels almost blasphemous to say

[quaint ore]

If it gets to that point I dont see a reason why I shouldnt wear patches which would piss my enemy off

[solar breach]

Ragebaiting enemy troops

[quaint ore]

Same logic as US SF using Order of Knights Templar insignia when fighting the taliban

[solar breach]

Make them waste ammo to kill you

[primal rapids]

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_sufc715Rts1sk87qz.mp4

forg

[heady crow]

Leo2a4 my beloved. I am excited to see the leclerc in situations since its an actual ground up built new design and not just a upgraded 80s model

[solar breach]

Exciting, the French actually making something new??????

Who would've thought!

[quaint ore]

My country bought 32 Leo 2a8s and I am curious whether their acquisition has to do with us raising our military spending to fucking 6% of the GDP

[solar breach]

(Historically and presently they are not amazing at it)

[placid sail]

(communication array)

[heady crow]

Something Something triple the defense budget

I love modern leos

[quaint ore]

We have a very good reason to triple it since our lead partner in defense is getting very isolationist

[heady crow]

Even though the older models have better failsafe systems

[heady crow]

🦅 🦅

[quaint ore]

embracing the swiss/israeli defense doctrine

[solar breach]

Modern Leo's are nice, German engineering strikes again

[quaint ore]

We got Israeli instructors training our Military Commendants

[heady crow]

Really?

[quaint ore]

Yes

[heady crow]

Huh, im suprised not a european nato partner

[split canyon]

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[coarse bear]

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[foggy mantle]

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[quaint ore]

Our military simply hired them cause they were Lithuanian expats and had actual combat experience in a simillar urban setting as ours

[placid sail]

ну давай соплячок подрюкай свой языческий пиписюндр

[solar breach]

Holy based

[coarse bear]

[quaint ore]

the main issue they have with our troops is the thought process stuck in our head since the guerrilla wars

[coarse bear]

Тиха, пашли в МГЕ

[heady crow]

Right yeah, we only have a few cities on the border so if we get into urban conflict we are fucked

[long niche]

You will not bring humanity down

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1344220884205830244/what-was-that-for-wtf.webp

[coarse bear]

I cast leaded gasoline

[tidal trellis]

I'm doing something!!!! Do you mind!!!

[heady crow]

Yeah dw we are caught up on past wars and feeling overly proud of them. Glad you are doing something to fix it for modern times

[placid sail]

"the instructors keep calling training targets "palestinians" and it throws me off ngl"

[long niche]

Mmmm delicious unavoidable lead exposure

[quaint ore]

No its more like:
"These idiots dont understand that they will be hunted down like animals the moment they step out of the concrete fortresses known as Post soviet cities"

[primal rapids]

I cast leaded water table

[placid sail]

I mean

ukrainians' vast guerilla past seem to be doing something for them

[solar breach]

alr back to bruno simulator of being a barely functional alcoholic in rural finland

[quaint ore]

We have the best chance at winning by sticking to urban areas and infrastructure so we could ferry in support from Poles and nordics

Not letting them cut us off is literally 75% of the war scenario

the rest is consolidating forces, working with allies and pushing them out

[quaint ore]

bnuy

[upper gulch]

yes

this is a selfie of me

[tidal trellis]

Cute!!!

[upper gulch]

thank you ik i am

[tidal trellis]

yes

[heady crow]

Listen, i am very much functional

[frail scaffold]

Bnuyyyyy

[heady crow]

With the amount of forces you guys have its just delaying till everyone else comes in yeah

[placid sail]

brainfart one topic away from turning into a hoi4 forum at any time

[heady crow]

Real

Gaijin forum leaking tank details

[pseudo robin]

How navy work tho?

[placid sail]

you're late to the party they've already spent their load

[placid sail]

your favorite dessert is here brainfart

[solar breach]

It's been 5 years my covid excuse dosent work anymore

[mossy void]

[visual stirrup]

people who stockpile guns for "self defense/government tyranny" but have no cardio are some of the most pathetic fucks

can't fight against government tyranny if you'd lose to a fucking staircase

[buoyant lintel]

bro

you dont need cardio

just shoot the enemy?

[modest oriole]

Lmao

[visual stirrup]

and people who concealed carry but have no EMS skills are almost as bad

[mossy void]

Fun fact
Christopher Columbus brought back Syphilis to Europe
Not him exactly but, europe and america had their own version each, just a mild sickness, but when it…. “combined” it created a new, far more dangerous form

But 1492 is when syphilis cases exploded in europe

[worldly gate]

Pretty sure that happened with a bunch of other diseases too

[mossy void]

Surely but, this is one of them :)

[visual stirrup]

you're a hundred times more likely to need to treat an injury than to take down a shooter
and if there's a shooter incident, you need EMS skills anyway to deal with the aftermath

[mossy void]

Bro hasn’t heard of repositioning

[visual stirrup]

how does that bait taste?

[buoyant lintel]

positioning crutch

[mossy void]

Dumbass it’s only taking the bait if I argue with him
A single comment does not baited make

Not allowed to respond to people because that would mean bait, understood officer

[buoyant lintel]

fell for it twice

[mossy void]

Fell for it again award

I should just never interact with anyone ever

Because that would be taking bait

[visual stirrup]

brainfart would be much nicer, yeah

[mossy void]

Go fuck yourself

[buoyant lintel]

brainfart just isnt for the weak

go back to offtopic

[mossy void]

Why do you think I’m still here ding dong

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/harp-seal-you-aint-built-for-these-streets-cuh-baby-seal-seal-gif-17511640010425136843

[mossy void]

I can handle mild poke

[narrow lotus]

[upper gulch]

it is bait to interact with people on here

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/tss-the-starlight-shuttle-starlight-shuttle-jade-gif-9680314700801325003

[upper gulch]

solid snake

[pale ingot]

I understand it now

[upper gulch]

she's pretty but ugly

[visual stirrup]

what do women look like where you live?

[upper gulch]

much better

[placid sail]

best I can do for you is an overweight romanian woman with a temper

[upper gulch]

we have bunch of turks and germans and saudis and slavs where i live

[narrow lotus]

[visual stirrup]

I wasn't ready for the "eastern european women are supermodels" thing the first time I visited

I thought it was just a joke

[upper gulch]

some are

some are not

[visual stirrup]

but they are too small for me

[mossy void]

True

[upper gulch]

i see lot more of pretty women in bigger cities but in smaller cities no

[visual stirrup]

I don't even think our stores have a lot of clothes in sizes that small

[pale ingot]

who up on they low intelligence

[upper gulch]

our average female height is 6ft

[visual stirrup]

Lithuanian?

[upper gulch]

i'm jk

it's like 5'9 or 5'10

[upper gulch]

bosnian

[pale ingot]

how goes the landmine business

[upper gulch]

it is good i live in a city surrounded by mines

[visual stirrup]

I'm talking about waist sizes
some women I saw had waists barely larger than my thigh

[pale ingot]

hire a gypsy to strip the mines of everything valuable

[visual stirrup]

(I have big thighs)

[pale ingot]

easy method

[upper gulch]

they would just take the money and run

[upper gulch]

oh

idk there are some

i think the prettiest in the region are bosniaks and albanians, some serbs are but usually that is because their turkish mixture that has features i like

[pale ingot]

take his family hostage

[heady crow]

i guess thats that dinaric mountain blood

[upper gulch]

it definitely didn't come from the illyrians

[upper gulch]

"The people of Bosnia and Herzegovina have the highest recorded average of any single country, with 183.9 cm average for men and 171.8 cm for women."

😼

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/jusuf-jusuf-nurkic-nurkic-portland-portland-trailblazers-gif-27008149

[rocky geode]

kings

[upper gulch]

yes we have basketball is popular sport here

even for women

lot of women play basketball

[upper gulch]

fr

we are kings

we were kings

[visual stirrup]

*kangz

[upper gulch]

right

[heady crow]

we used to be kings and such

[upper gulch]

muh kraljevstvo

[visual stirrup]

that's how you say kingdom in bosnian/serbian/croation?

[upper gulch]

yes

kraljevstvo

[buoyant lintel]

muh

muh hecking kingdom

[upper gulch]

kra ljev stvo

[upper gulch]

YES

[visual stirrup]

it seems weird because we have extra vowels in russian
korolevstvo

mleko - moloko

grad - gorod

and such

[upper gulch]

yeah

what is king

[visual stirrup]

korol

[upper gulch]

for us is kralj

see

extra

we still can't understand each other though

[coarse bear]

Kazakhstan mentioned https://youtu.be/_L1305206OA

[upper gulch]

russian is weird to me because you cut out sounds and speak like english where you have silent sounds

we pronounce everything in the word

if we shorten a word then it's still the same

[visual stirrup]

russian does that FAR LESS than english

which words come to mind?

[upper gulch]

idk i hear it in speech vs when reading

not i know words

but like i'll listen to someone speaking and read the transcript of what their saying

[visual stirrup]

the worst offender that I know of is следующий
the ю is skipped

[upper gulch]

see

[coarse bear]

Or replaced with an й sound

[upper gulch]

🙄

[visual stirrup]

Oh, I fucking forgot
yeah, unstressed O is almost always pronounced like A

[visual stirrup]

that's probably very annoying to foreigners

[rocky geode]

don't mind if i do

[upper gulch]

not annoying just weird to me

because i associate slavic languages with pronouncing everything

[upper gulch]

слип ретард

spavanje retard

[cedar ridge]

Same

[visual stirrup]

and now I'm remembering that we often skip letters when reading out numbers

[cedar ridge]

Russian language has pretty strict pronouncing rules compared to English

[solar breach]

people still play valorant?

[silver bluff]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[buoyant lintel]

forgot e couples

[silver bluff]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[clever basalt]

yuh uh

[coarse bear]

Пятьдесят
Писят

[visual stirrup]

i've only heard that once or twice

[deep topaz]

Gumbus soup

[visual stirrup]

But it makes sense

[storm stream]

Nicknames by shortening names

[river zealot]

cia people glow in the dark

you run them over when youre driving

[cedar ridge]

Писять

[river zealot]

thats what you do

[spare dragon]

three letter agent glow so bright..

[buoyant lintel]

thats why they are called glowies

[lyric horizon]

So my language is almost like russian, but without the extras

Its mleko

Król

Gród

[coarse bear]

He added the funny ` to his o's
Get him

[visual stirrup]

we used to say something just as long in the germanic languages
FImf TIgwiz (five tens) but it got shortened down to FIFTY in english
so писять isn't that bad

[lyric horizon]

Just so it will be krul instead of krol

Like krowl

[storm stream]

Polish
"without extras"

[lyric horizon]

And if I were to type krul, then I would have 374 patriots teleport to me to fix it

[lyric horizon]

Without the vowels

[coarse bear]

Only 374 patriots in Poland
The rest are western Poland femboys

[lyric horizon]

Fuck western poland

[visual stirrup]

East Slavs added all the extra O's for some fucking reason
maybe muscovites couldn't deal with consonant clusters

[lyric horizon]

Except wroclaw

[coarse bear]

Agree to disagree

[lyric horizon]

The rest is coal miners and pussies

[coarse bear]

🤝

[visual stirrup]

but how can a person who can pronounce чувство struggle with град?

it's so much worse in the genitive plural

чувств

[narrow lotus]

Polish

[lyric horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/punya-gw-gif-21591247

[coarse bear]

SoundTrackJ Me extracting all the femboys from Poland

[storm stream]

Mój język jest więc prawie taki sam jak rosyjski, ale bez dodatków
Ok it's not so bad. I was expecting a lot more consonants that idk what to do with

[lyric horizon]

Take them to Petropavlovsk Kamchatsky or somewhere

[coarse bear]

I almost read that
The e with the tail fucks me over in wiec

[lyric horizon]

I mean

People would say "it sounds harder in polish" and then make the sentence be more expensive

Like

The OG would be the my language is almost like russian etc