🎪bruh-fart

[mossy void]

There is a better option

[fluid heron]

im boutta start buying keders dude im so fucking broke from trying to do this dumbass shit

[mossy void]

SPT doesn’t take very long to set up

[fluid heron]

yeah but spt doesnt get my fucking adrenaline pumping like this does

[mossy void]

Fair enough

You like hating the game

Also it can still

You just need good AI mods

That make the AI like internet

[fluid heron]

ive played with those on all settings and it just makes them unfun it doesnt feel rewarding

like when i shit on a team in this game with shit ammo i know i just made them wanna fucking punch a hole through their monitor

[mossy void]

Oh you’ve tried to do SPT before?

[fluid heron]

yeah when the game just wouldnt wipe for a long ass time

[mossy void]

Fair enough, I retract my statement

Carry on

[fluid heron]

ive played with shit like valens progression

big brain cant remember the ai mods names

[mossy void]

SAIN is pretty damn great imo but I don’t think they update that anymore

Gave up on it

Not that it matters to me I haven’t played in months

I just know I enjoyed the game more on SPT

Actually tried labs

rather than avoiding it like the plague

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/slommy-chicken-head-tilt-head-turn-turn-gif-26152195

[deep topaz]

i hope jerma never dies

[high meteor]

Hes killed millions and absorbed them

he is immortal

[fluid heron]

some guy dcd at zbo14

he was kitted

my shit now

[solar breach]

its a little loud

[deep topaz]

WHAT DID YOU SAY

[upper gulch]

you can't

[solar breach]

WHAT?

[deep topaz]

HUH?

[solar breach]

I THINK THERE'S BLOOD COMING OUT OF MY EARS.

[narrow sorrel]

no not his phoneeee

[pseudo robin]

[broken pebble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1314806444201218170/1358539364321329162/SPOILER_SPOILER_Im_spongbob-5.mov?ex=67f435e0&is=67f2e460&hm=d90d56a2b1104feac9a7dc3228a2521fdbd4f77dc6d2eb33a78dfeec8fccef58&

[stoic girder]

house is just medical sherlock holmes

[hazy finch]

i can tell from your left pinky finger slightly twitching that you have stage 5 prostate cancer and acute Bombupyourassitis

[stoic girder]

its kinda nuts how many shows can be boiled down to sherlock holmes with a twist

[upper shore]

sherlock house

[upper gulch]

i use to do this when i was in america

it was always right too

never fails in atlanta and florida

[pseudo robin]

[pseudo robin]

the Vicodin enhances his perceptive powers

[minor cypress]

Shalom brainfart

[minor cypress]

See dogshit driver. Pass them, give them the glare. Its someone doing their makeup and eating a sandwich while driving

Happens way more often then you'd expect

[deep topaz]

women will do 3 things at once while driving and think there's nothing wrong with that

[fluid epoch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1062617243789312051/1358597520514875462/What-kind-of-military-strategy-is-this-1743971752254.mp4?ex=67f46c0a&is=67f31a8a&hm=bbd047f0291a6a72e06b1596633dad2f7887227961842e2102dc8d172fee7e3d&

[solar breach]

armor with mobilized infantry support

[stoic girder]

When you upgrade your units in age of empires

[narrow sorrel]

no, this a loose interpretation of "cavalry"

[stoic girder]

Understandable

[stoic girder]

i would probably eat this shit

[signal cobalt]

seal in da hood, what will he do?

[fallow trellis]

i agree

it is indeed shit

[broken pebble]

British food

[fallow trellis]

based

[signal cobalt]

THIS IS MEEEEE

i do this

[signal cobalt]

this is just cancer in a box

fried tumors

[prisma venture]

I hate mondays

[prisma venture]

What the actual fuck Is this shit

[fallow trellis]

chili spaghetti

[prisma venture]

No ?

Thats a fucking waste from chernobyl

[fallow trellis]

read the box

[prisma venture]

"fine cooked" hell nah

[stoic girder]

ok mr moneybags

[prisma venture]

U would eat that ?

[signal cobalt]

dude, that probably costs more than ramen

and it would probably kill you 4x faster

[stoic girder]

you are telling me you never had microwave meals before?

[prisma venture]

Yeah i had

[signal cobalt]

you are telling me you eat edible chernobyl paste?

[prisma venture]

But nothing that looks like chimera shit

[signal cobalt]

[stoic girder]

if someone is eating ready to eat meals i dont think they care that much about what it looks like

[tight rune]

Polish blitzkrieg

[signal cobalt]

i mean... ive had microwave meals, but that aint it cheif

[prisma venture]

Agreed

[signal cobalt]

how is it possible

that my local river

is cleaner

than that food

that shit has a film over it

and it looks like pond scum

[prisma venture]

Pond scum Is more safer to eat

[hazy finch]

sorting out a government document and found something interesting

[pseudo robin]

Compulsory voting is cooked

[hazy finch]

nah not voting application for forklift training course

[pseudo robin]

[stoic girder]

what kind of a shithole has compulsory voting?

[pseudo robin]

Australia

[stoic girder]

What if all the canditates are retarded?

[hazy finch]

donkey vote

[pseudo robin]

I just never filled anything to be on the electoral roll

[pseudo robin]

Idk never voted cbf

[solar breach]

good news, i made it even louder

[hazy finch]

mum did the same thing though i did fill out a document to register in it

[pseudo robin]

They’re all the same shade of incompetent

[hazy finch]

yea figured that out a bit too late unfortunatly

[stoic girder]

is australia fucked?

[pseudo robin]

Albos lisp is fucking hilarious

[pseudo robin]

Yes

[stoic girder]

havent heard anything in 20 years

[hazy finch]

every prime minister here has to be fat bald/balding or wearing glasses or some combination of the 3

[pseudo robin]

Both parties are beholden to the mining industry

[hazy finch]

rock and stone!

[pseudo robin]

Labour is mildly better but they’re both pretty bad

[solar breach]

the quality is just immaculate

[pale ingot]

beautiful

this truly is a summer car

[broken pebble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1350122574952140822/1358648980942360648/RealestMemes__-_1894509747237228750.mp4?ex=67f49bf7&is=67f34a77&hm=6294321dd851222eebccfc74fccb3e202ed9dceeb19e83572994c0009fb25fca&

[broken pebble]

you like screamo, but i am quite different

I LOVE MY MEGA MIXES ON SOUNDCLOUD

[solar breach]

i had a eurobeat mix but i swapped it out for picks from my metal playlist

[broken pebble]

meh

[prisma venture]

Just took bigest shit on compeny time

Im happy

[idle veldt]

Wonder what we import from the lands between

[deep topaz]

cooked prawns

them giant crab things

[idle veldt]

We don’t have giant crabs

Maybe where you live

[drifting mantle]

We import soil... Look at them big ass trees. Peeps gonna have some nice ass soil!

[solar breach]

wonder when he will impose tariffs on agartha

[mossy void]

Buddy’s making this video in case he gets pulled over by the cops

Wouldn’t want them knowing it’s his home made crystal meth

[upper gulch]

do you guys like your eggs fried or fried

[mossy void]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jerma985-whatever-go-my-jerma-gif-13113563184974228262

[mossy void]

Poached

Fried eggs are good on sandwiches though

Over easy with some bacon cheese and mayo

[eager igloo]

Egg paste 🤤

[mossy void]

Salt and pepper of course

Paste?

[eager igloo]

Mf baking obsidian

[eager igloo]

Egg salad

[keen jetty]

i do miss bacon egg and cheese

[mossy void]

Oh

Paste?

No

[keen jetty]

I'm a cringe veggietard

[eager igloo]

Language barrier

[mossy void]

I love tuna salad myself

Egg salad is just worse tuna salad

Tuna salad sandwich is fucking bomb

[keen jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/true-it-is-true-roblox-you-dont-want-to-see-me-infuriated-roblox-fruit-gif-1640128207315121295

[mossy void]

Boiled egg, mayo, celery, relish, and of course tuna

Two cans for every egg

[eager igloo]

Clearly didn't eat mine

[mossy void]

Brother you don’t know how good tuna salad can be

[keen jetty]

even shitty tuna salad is better than decent egg salad

[mossy void]

My tuna salad gets eaten within a day

It doesn’t last 24 hours

Shit is so bomb we go back for seconds and thirds and fourths if we’re fast enough or made enough

[keen jetty]

Everytime I've had egg salad I just tasted mayo 😭

[mossy void]

Veganism is fair

[eager igloo]

Make a better one then

[mossy void]

I understand the sentement

[eager igloo]

Silly

[keen jetty]

I'm not vegan I still eat eggs and cheese and whatnot

[mossy void]

Fr though just stop making shit egg salad

[keen jetty]

I've never made it

[mossy void]

Now sure egg salad is good

Tuna salad is better

[keen jetty]

my mom did and I had it at delis and stuff

[mossy void]

Tuna salad is egg salad but with tuna xd

[keen jetty]

egg salad can be pretty good it's just easy to goof up I think

[eager igloo]

Tuna is not vegetarian

[idle veldt]

I miss eggs so much bro

[keen jetty]

it's not

[mossy void]

Neither are eggs lmao

[keen jetty]

I don't eat tuna I just remember liking tuna salad much more

[eager igloo]

They are

Dumbass

[idle veldt]

Vegan eggs are just not good enough

[mossy void]

Eggs are not vegetarian

[keen jetty]

eggs aren't vegan but they're vegetarian

[eager igloo]

Yes

[mossy void]

Brother what

[eager igloo]

Exactly

[mossy void]

Eggs are not plants

They are animal product

[eager igloo]

BREEZY

[keen jetty]

I was surprised by how good they are my gf made some vegan huevos rancheros recently that shit was delicious

[eager igloo]

VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL PRODUCTS

[mossy void]

WHAT ARE THE FIRST THREE FUCKING LETTERS

OF VEGETARIANS

VEG

[eager igloo]

VEGANS DONT

[mossy void]

AND WHAT ARE VEG

[visual stirrup]

the famous illiteracy at work

[eager igloo]

Ffs

[keen jetty]

but vegan substitutions vary a lot by brand, quality wise

[mossy void]

VEGETABLES

[idle veldt]

I mean like the carton of just egg substitute

[hazy finch]

metal retardation or immaculate rage bait call it

[visual stirrup]

how long does a quarantine last?

[mossy void]

Depends on the pandemic

[idle veldt]

If you have like tofu and turmeric and a bunch of spices you can get a good scrambled substitute

[keen jetty]

I guess I wouldn't eat it straight to be fair, but mixed in with beans and cheese substitute and peppers it's pretty fire

[idle veldt]

White pepper I think

[visual stirrup]

so it can be MORE or LESS than 40 days?

[keen jetty]

truth

[mossy void]

Is that what the root of quarantine is?

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/paulaliensmirk-gif-11590733483455756494

[mossy void]

Always thought quarantine meant simply secluding yourself from society for the sake of preventing disease spreading

Not so much a length of time

Indeterminant

[mossy void]

Regardless

[keen jetty]

that's what quarantine means now after many centuries of language changing but the root is still 40

[visual stirrup]

yes

[keen jetty]

I like language it's cool

[visual stirrup]

words sometimes change from their strict roots

[mossy void]

Vegetarian
Vegeta (dbz mentioned?)
Vegetables

[idle veldt]

Remember when

I CANT DO IT

MIC

[mossy void]

https://tenor.com/view/vegeta-in-the-rain-vegeta-rain-cloudy-dbz-gif-13994573155178415068

Me when

[keen jetty]

unfertilized eggs aren't really the same as eating a chicken I'd say

[mossy void]

Vegeta

Vegetarians eat vegeta

[stoic girder]

i thought gleep got deported

[keen jetty]

I'd like to eventually cut out most animal products but I still need them proteins

[keen jetty]

sadge...

[weak jackal]

nah he has his gleepcard

[mossy void]

Ok ok google to the rescue

So

Although eggs are not technically animal flesh, there is a distinction between vegetarians who do and don’t eat eggs

[keen jetty]

true...

[mossy void]

Those who do are called ovo-vegetarians

[stoic girder]

dont chickens produce eggs regardless

[weak jackal]

ovo

[keen jetty]

too many syllables I'm a damn American

[keen jetty]

if they're unfertilized I don't think it's much different than drinking milk

[stoic girder]

id argue eggs are more ethical

[mossy void]

You are still a vegetarian, as you don’t eat animal flesh, and not a vegan as you consume animal product, but you are a different kind of vegetarian

[keen jetty]

honestly yeah I kinda agree

[mossy void]

Eggs can be more ethical

Depends on where they are gathered

Heavily

[keen jetty]

not as they are harvested now yeah

[stoic girder]

same as shearing a sheep

[keen jetty]

unless you get them from your homie who just has chickens

[stoic girder]

same as bees and honey

[mossy void]

Like extremely extremely important to consider where exactly they were farmed to consider the ethics of the specific egg

[keen jetty]

yeah idk

[mossy void]

Not all eggs are farmed ethically

[keen jetty]

ethical food is hard to come by most of the time I mean half the shit I eat is probably harvested by actual children or something

[mossy void]

Some originate from literal torture camps where chickens are packed shoulder to shoulder like a sardine can on shelves

[keen jetty]

yeah that shit is awful

[mossy void]

Others come from farms with grass and sun

[keen jetty]

hate to say

[stoic girder]

just buy free range chicken eggs

its that simple

[keen jetty]

half of those cartons are probably lying or something idk

[mossy void]

Make certain the egg carton has special labels to certify ethical farming

[deep topaz]

a lot of free range is a lie

[idle veldt]

Just because they free range doesn’t mean they have good ethical raising

[keen jetty]

also egg prices are pretty crazy too

[stoic girder]

they went down tho

[mossy void]

There are two labels I know of

Lemme check rq

[keen jetty]

a little but where I'm at it's still pretty tough

[idle veldt]

Not for long

[keen jetty]

I work in a kitchen so I get free dinner often, w

[mossy void]

Certified Humane, Animal Welfare Approved (AWA), and Global Animal Partnership (GAP) certifications
Moreover, free range is bullshit jargon
Pasture Raised, that is the best

[keen jetty]

nothing but

[mossy void]

The more info they put on the box, the better

When you’re lying, less is more

[deep topaz]

getcher own chickens and get eggs that way

[keen jetty]

my damn bucket hat is soaked with rain I'm ready for summer

[idle veldt]

That’s my plan

[mossy void]

Also great

[stoic girder]

liberals made having chickens illegal

[deep topaz]

only feed them the corpses of their breatheren so then you know what cannibal eggs taste like

[keen jetty]

idk if my roommates would be down with chickens unfortunately

[mossy void]

I would argue so long as you yourself do your due diligence and properly care for them, go off

[mossy void]

Bullshit

No I haven’t

[keen jetty]

that's actually

[stoic girder]

fucking K*rens policing

[deep topaz]

the govt hasn't found a way to tax every egg your chicken shits out so the libs don't want you to have em

[keen jetty]

I live in ghey city and everyone knows you also chickens are shot on sight

[stoic girder]

they killed peanut too

[mossy void]

What in the world

This sounds extremely far fetched

[idle veldt]

Breezy it’s bait

[keen jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/tears-of-joy-overjoyed-winner-i-won-victor-gif-14476274

[solar breach]

I cant wait for the south to rise again

[mossy void]

I’m not biting the hook I’m poking it

[idle veldt]

Just ask for a source

[keen jetty]

yank that shit

[solar breach]

You are the easiest person to bait in the history of mankind.

[mossy void]

That’s what I’m doing robert

[keen jetty]

see what they come up with

[solar breach]

It is

ASTOUNDING

How you think like this

[mossy void]

🖕

[keen jetty]

boys let's all calm down

it's a beautiful spring evening and I'm enjoying a beer and whiskey

[solar breach]

Hope you didn't mix those two things

[keen jetty]

I didn't

[mossy void]

It’s really odd

[solar breach]

Good

[keen jetty]

I chase shots with beer because I'm a degen

[mossy void]

I’m not even allowed to point and say “that sounds like bullshit”

[keen jetty]

it's very economical

[solar breach]

Even better

[mossy void]

Like what

[keen jetty]

all time goated video

[idle veldt]

You can

Just go hard if you want to go hard

[mossy void]

Someone says some stupid shit, I say “that’s stupid” and then you two point and laugh and say “hahaah you took the bait”

[idle veldt]

If you don’t want to, then don’t be soft

[mossy void]

Like what

[idle veldt]

Either turn hard into the bait

[keen jetty]

teehee :3c

[idle veldt]

Or don’t engage with lies

[solar breach]

(Or just stop taking everything so seriously here)

[keen jetty]

I like having fun on the internet

[mossy void]

This is

Quite literally

[mossy void]

And example of me not taking something seriously

[stoic girder]

Doohickeys

[mossy void]

By calling bull

[keen jetty]

yeah I've accepted what brainfart is: full of guys who are too antisocial for off topic

[solar breach]

You clearly are

[mossy void]

eyeroll

[idle veldt]

Too much game talk in offtopic

Too many people who use it for personal chats

[mossy void]

Speaking of game talk I’m watching Insym play REPO solo

[keen jetty]

true I like just shooting the shit especially since I don't play gamma that often these days

[solar breach]

If you feel the need to write this much about something you obviously take it somewhat seriously

[stoic girder]

people should be using it for personal attacks

[idle veldt]

Who is gamma

[keen jetty]

she's married to my grampa

[frail scaffold]

Im gamma

[solar breach]

I haven't touched gamma in a bit

Oh goddamnit

[keen jetty]

holy shit I thought you were dead gamma...

[mossy void]

I like the way they made REPO playable solo, you can actually do very well solo

So long as you last a while and loot a bunch you can get a ton of upgrades

All to yourself

[idle veldt]

How do you pick up the big stuff

[mossy void]

Strength upgrades

You get anywhere from 0-2 per shop so, average of 1

[idle veldt]

[keen jetty]

I told a homeless lady I didn't have any cash but I just found a secret dollar in my bag should I blow my shit off smooth y/n

[mossy void]

Of course, early on big items are really really tough to carry

[deep topaz]

blast her brain with a shotgun

[mossy void]

But with like 5 or 6 strength you can carry big items pretty relatively easily

High enough strength level you can start throwing around monsters

And killing them

[keen jetty]

D:

[mossy void]

I think 13 strength is enough to throw around large enemies like robes

[mossy void]

And clowns

[keen jetty]

kinda genius actually

that's what I've been doing

[mossy void]

He sucks cocks regularly to completion the entire time saying “this blows”

That’s how you know

[keen jetty]

real, it's tough in these streets

[stoic girder]

when i was younger i tested it by watching gey porn, went like "huh, i guess not"

[solar breach]

Reasonable test.

[keen jetty]

I've been testing for like, 7-8 years now

[keen jetty]

I've heard such stories many time

at least guys know now, y'know?

men can test any time thanks to the internet

[mossy void]

Do you need the dollar, if yes then keep, if no then go back, give her the dollar, and say “wouldn’t you know it, I found a dollar”

[keen jetty]

she was on the move it was a while ago

such is life

[stoic girder]

if your first thought was not to give money because you dont have it, then you dont have enough disposable income to give

[mossy void]

Hire a PI with the dollar to track her down and tell her you found a dollar

[stoic girder]

no need to feel guilty

[keen jetty]

that's true I suppose but I only get like 4-5 bucks from the tip share anyways

[mossy void]

The dollar will have gone to the PI but
It’s the thought that counts

[solar breach]

You should go back and find her and kneecap her with a gun of your choosing

[mossy void]

Waste of a bullet

[stoic girder]

tell that bitch to get a job

[keen jetty]

that would be rude

[stoic girder]

start an onlyfans

[solar breach]

Mildly.

[mossy void]

She would be like “oh bother”

[fallow trellis]

commiting violence upon homeless people?

[solar breach]

I dont eat them tho, to the pig pen.

[keen jetty]

sometimes I forget this chat is evil bruh 😭

[solar breach]

I have standards.

[mossy void]

She would say “oh what a day…”

In response to getting kneecapped

[fallow trellis]

this entire discord is evil

[keen jetty]

perhaps

[high meteor]

not evil enough

[keen jetty]

true

[mossy void]

Fucking same

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/hes-all-in-he's-all-in-he's-all-in-cat-funny-cats-cat-gambling-gif-15778429614619440355

[mossy void]

Get fucked

[keen jetty]

it was a good run, America

[stoic girder]

buy the dip

[quartz ridge]

YOU ARE GONNA GET TIRED OF WINNING!!!

loses trillions

[solar breach]

Don't even have enough money to buy and make a suishot 🥀 🥀

[high meteor]

it was not

[idle veldt]

You can’t buy this dip

[quartz ridge]

GET REKT LIBTARD!!! crashes the stock market

[idle veldt]

It’s gonna be like months long

[keen jetty]

lmao no comment I learned my lesson last time the mods punished me

[solar breach]

BUY THE DIP

[quartz ridge]

r/wallstreetbets is on suicide watch

[mossy void]

It’s so funny that people see a stock market crash and think “How can I exploit this…”

[solar breach]

[keen jetty]

TRUE

[fallow trellis]

i wish the central banking building would just blow up

[stoic girder]

its what its there for

[keen jetty]

bro is on a watchlist

[quartz ridge]

thr last time we lost trillions the twin towers did

[keen jetty]

literally true

[mossy void]

It should go through the floor

They should lose everything

See what it’s like

[solar breach]

That was to distract us from that loss.... let's see what happens now

[idle veldt]

The floor is the US defaulting on its debt

[stoic girder]

who is going to come and collect?

[mossy void]

And

[quartz ridge]

CASCADIA IS GONNA BE REAL

OMG

[keen jetty]

they're coming for the mall of America. this message will self destruct in 10 seconds

[idle veldt]

Which we may be on track to

[solar breach]

God-Emperor Trump savior of humanity we are very tired of winning sir

[keen jetty]

I live in the PNW this larp is everywhere

[idle veldt]

No one, we just wouldn’t have any business

[keen jetty]

tbh it could happen I'm done making predictions

[quartz ridge]

NCR here we come

[mossy void]

I love seeing trump supporters @ him on twitter saying “I regret my vote”
Fell for it again award

[idle veldt]

We said this would happen

We knew

[quartz ridge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/987741156714635346/1068328230769152040/attachment-1-1.gif

[keen jetty]

imagine tweeting the president after he won and being like "oop my fault"

[solar breach]

So what they can do this but I can't want dixie as it's own nation?

[mossy void]

Oh shit

[coarse bear]

I find it weird how blurred JSchlatt looks like my younger brother but less asian

[mossy void]

Oh nevermind it’s good

[keen jetty]

soon enough everyone's gonna be in a new country. I have inside sources from the deep state

[fallow trellis]

ur brother is asian

[keen jetty]

California will become 3 countries

[stoic girder]

he has done everything he said he would

[fallow trellis]

thank you for this information

[mossy void]

The temptation to take all the money I’ve saved and move to europe

[solar breach]

The deep state being the Goldbergs and rothschilds

[idle veldt]

And more!

[stoic girder]

its like people didnt listen

[idle veldt]

Yep yep yep

[mossy void]

He literally

Gave the world

His playbook

[stoic girder]

you could have exploited the situation if you just listened

[idle veldt]

He was just goofing

[mossy void]

In the form of project 2025

[solar breach]

Thank god 🙏

[mossy void]

He told everyone

[idle veldt]

It was all a joke

[mossy void]

Exactly what he would do

[keen jetty]

he was sending a message to the real stockmaxxers..

[solar breach]

Also funny politics mods it's time to lock down everything again

[stoic girder]

first politician that didnt lie imagine that

[solar breach]

[mossy void]

Someone’s gonna die for this

I vote xal again

Double ban him

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/gypsycrusader-paul-miller-gif-22856350 my honest reaction

[solar breach]

JUST KEEP WATCHING AND LAUGHING

[deep topaz]

Man my state needs to decide what fucking season it is

[solar breach]

Not even gonna lie I completely forgot about payday 3

[deep topaz]

I swear we're on winter #5

[fallow trellis]

i need my payday three

[solar breach]

Massive cold front swept through

Good for us cause it just cooled down the heat

[keen jetty]

same it's Awful

the other day it was 73 the next day it fucking hailed

cringe weather

[solar breach]

I wish we could get 73 here

[solar breach]

As of right now at least

[stoic girder]

why do people hate winter so much?

[fallow trellis]

imagine living in a country where the atmosphere pelts you with frozen water, cant be me im filipino

[keen jetty]

I get that seasonal affective really bad

[solar breach]

Dunno, I enjoy the cold

[stoic girder]

walking in the night while snow rains down

man its a mood

[keen jetty]

sounds kinda hype

[deep topaz]

I don't hate winter I would just like some consistency

[fallow trellis]

its hated when its in your car, roof, and blocking the road

[keen jetty]

also work closing and shit

[solar breach]

I love living in an area where you can open your front door and drown

[fallow trellis]

buying antifreeze sucks cuz it taste like shit

[fallow trellis]

in the philippines you dont need to open ur front door, the drowning comes to you

[solar breach]

Sometimes that happens

Storm surge is a bitch

Referring to humidity tho

[fallow trellis]

are you also a proud filipino

[fallow trellis]

100% certified

[solar breach]

No I live in the states

Louisiana

Hot sticky and humid

[fallow trellis]

im sorry for ur loss

[solar breach]

Yes I am also sorry for myself

[fallow trellis]

i didnt know how hard ur life is...being a louisianan

or louisianer

[solar breach]

Lousiananian

[fallow trellis]

whatever you people call ur selves

atleast food is good

or am i thinking of another hot and humid state

[solar breach]

Air quality is shit, local government is corrupt, public services like schools don't get enough funding, crime is high, oil and gas are destroying the environment and wetlands

But the food is great

And the property is cheap

[fallow trellis]

food is great

[fallow trellis]

i can imagine why property is cheap but i dont want to steryotype the land of lousianians

[fallow trellis]

diversifying assets

[solar breach]

It's not terrible land, people just leave here often due to the hurricanes

[mossy void]

Gotta give your customers options

[fallow trellis]

oh i didnt think of that

[solar breach]

The dual 2020 ones led to the creation of multiple new real estate firms

[fallow trellis]

i forget americans also fight hurricanes

[solar breach]

It's a fun time

[mossy void]

Do I want a 20 ton excavator, or a sex toy
Decisions decisions

[fallow trellis]

2nd amendment cant protect u from hurricanes

why bother'

[stoic girder]

is it a sex toy?

i thought it was a massager

[solar breach]

Not quite but it can protect you from 60% of our states population

[mossy void]

It’s a massager alright

Massages your most delicate areas

[stoic girder]

where are all the mens sex toys

[solar breach]

Women somehow managed to blur the lines between what's a tissue massager and what's a sex toy

[coarse bear]

Your clavicle area

[visual stirrup]

how fuckable is the excavator?

[solar breach]

Homo furries are into some freaky shit I'll tell you that rn

[stoic girder]

give it eyes and curves in art and someone will wank to it

[mossy void]

Your clavoris

[lapis zinc]

Creativity has no limits

[coarse bear]

The clavoris is antifa propaganda

[mossy void]

Very

[mossy void]

That’s just what the propagandists at fox news want you to think

[fallow trellis]

depends on the brand

random made in china excavator not very fuckable

[solar breach]

F-16 😴
F-16, JAPAN

[fallow trellis]

is this considered pronogragopy

[lapis zinc]

Have you been watching the various indexes and stocks like XOM

[mossy void]

There are no nipples or pussy so I would say no

[visual stirrup]

why does it have fuck handles, though?

[mossy void]

Good question

[solar breach]

Just scaly art

[stoic girder]

the child birthing hips

[visual stirrup]

it has the same proportions they gave the alien queen in dead by daylight

[lapis zinc]

Many potential bands to be made

[fallow trellis]

"just scaly art"

[coarse bear]

Because that is canonically Seto Kaiba's wife from Ancient Egypt

[fallow trellis]

but also, would

[coarse bear]

Because
Uh

I kinda wanna watch that run

[solar breach]

I stopped watching yugioh after like the first 2 seasons, what the fuck

[quartz ridge]

f15s are based f-16s are cringe because nearly everyone has one

[fallow trellis]

blue eyes abyss dragon isnt in the og anime i think'

[coarse bear]

I kinda wanna watch YuGiOh and see what the fuck even

[solar breach]

I FUCKING LOVE THE TOMSHAT

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/warno-gif-17631418952155858911

[solar breach]

Proud TOMSHAT FAN

[quartz ridge]

2 engine fighters are peak

[fallow trellis]

they break alot of rules in the anime

[coarse bear]

I'm safe from rulebreaks
YuGiOh never made it here

[fallow trellis]

even for gen 1 rules

[solar breach]

Tbf the game is very confusing

Me and my brother were obsessed with it

Then you got the new fucking cards

Oh god

[fallow trellis]

you say ur brother looks like an asian jschlatt but you say yugioh never made it where you live

[coarse bear]

I don't think I knew the game even existed before I saw YuGiOh abridged

[coarse bear]

Yeah, Kazakhstan
You know
Post-soviet state

[fallow trellis]

kazakhstan didnt have yugioh

[astral grove]

‼️ BODYCAM FOOTAGE OF THE VANILLA UNICORN SHOOTER HAS BEEN RELEASED ‼️

[solar breach]

Modern yugioh be like

[solar breach]

Framed very well, almost reminds me of another video I've seen

[astral grove]

average day in buffalo

[solar breach]

Before Buffalo

That too I spose

[stoic girder]

life leak bros having flashbacks

[astral grove]

thats what immediately came to mind

[solar breach]

Theater kid ass mf

[fallow trellis]

with thqat name i tot it was some homosexual strip club

[solar breach]

Spent like a few weeks on 4chan and decided the best course of action was to shoot up a dollar general

[fallow trellis]

fuck pendelum cards tf is this shit

[astral grove]

bro got a boosie fade 🔥

[solar breach]

A disaster

As if the game itself wasn't messy enough

[astral grove]

i didnt know there was footage of it

[fallow trellis]

gx was the best, goated generation

[solar breach]

Yeah he streamed it

[fallow trellis]

4d is ayt

[solar breach]

I watched it when it came out

[astral grove]

might check it out some time

[solar breach]

I'm just still absolutely baffled by the man himself.

[pale ingot]

holy shit she fucked him up

[solar breach]

Why did he feel the NEED to do that, why was he so impressionable

[fallow trellis]

dumb kid

dont knwo abt what vid u talking abt but kid = automatic impressionable

[solar breach]

I was around the same age as him and I wasn't even that retarded

[fallow trellis]

future generations are more retarded

[hazy finch]

brain made of potato mush with 50ML of gatorade mixed in to keep a very weak electric charge active in his "brain"

[solar breach]

Some kid who spent a few weeks on 4chan, got "radicalized" (presumably groomed by the cia), then proceeded to shoot up a dollar store in Buffalo to "save the white race"

[hazy finch]

was that the one that watched furry porn before doing that

[river zealot]

@heady crow

[solar breach]

Uh

Yes

Yes he was

[hazy finch]

ah that one

[astral grove]

WHAT

[solar breach]

I cant remember exactly what it was but it got memed the hell out of it

[astral grove]

the plot thickens

[hazy finch]

martha the dog i think its name is

yellow dog with brown ears he looked at porn of it before doing the shooting

[solar breach]

YES

[hazy finch]

its on the livestream

[visual stirrup]

he beat his meat to "martha speaks?"

[solar breach]

Anthro Martha the dog porn

[visual stirrup]

what the fuck

[hazy finch]

yea

[solar breach]

It was fucking WILD

[narrow lotus]

@river zealot

[hazy finch]

well not beat his meat i dont think he did that but he just looked at it on stream and then did the shooting

[frail scaffold]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/910320933347131412/1358655667313049630/Screenshot_20250407_003646.jpg?ex=67f4a231&is=67f350b1&hm=88ca0c2d77b7cc6687b128cd68b410d941f968d867cd0a4387095bed9af1743f&

[quartz ridge]

wasnt it a walmart

hes the chud face

[solar breach]

Bradley next to a CV ifv?

[astral grove]

it activated the sleeper agent in him

[solar breach]

Forgot the exact designation

[hazy finch]

the west has fallen we must shoot up a walgreens to save the white race

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/lonely-conquest-invincible-conquest-invincible-gif-1554453415906877965

[solar breach]

Nah it was a local supermarket looking it up

[river zealot]

Wait wrong gif

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/american-history-x-gif-23623832

[astral grove]

its some kind of american store chain

[solar breach]

BTW his federal trial still hasn't taken place

[river zealot]

Cv9040?

I think thats the designation

[hazy finch]

anyway ive finished my forklift liscence enrollment now i gotta wait until july to start it

[astral grove]

wtf it happened 3 years ago

[solar breach]

Yes that's the one

[astral grove]

empluzz 💔

[solar breach]

Judicial branch for ya

[glad carbon]

omg hii artyom

[pale ingot]

set your pubic hair on fire

[glad carbon]

ngl blaming this kinda shit on the CIA is fucked up because it really downplays how much social media algos try to radicalize people

[river zealot]

Hey frota

[fallow trellis]

he hasnt grown any yet

[solar breach]

(It was a joke)

[astral grove]

im a real hood 🥷🏿 but this spoke to me

[solar breach]

But

[mossy void]

Bro forgot he’s not in his furry porn server

[visual stirrup]

look through a noose

[mossy void]

[pale ingot]

probably wont either, too much estrogen

[solar breach]

It's def something the cia would do.

[fallow trellis]

i blame the CIA for everything

[solar breach]

It's not out of character

[glad carbon]

hi juno

[solar breach]

But 4chan degens got to him

[astral grove]

what does it gain out of it

[solar breach]

Because retard decided to go to /pol/

[solar breach]

Nationwide strife and tension

[astral grove]

https://tenor.com/view/wave-gif-18375391

[astral grove]

how is that a good thing

[pale ingot]

you are as white as they get bro

[solar breach]

If you ever think "the government wouldn't do that" they most certainly have already

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/871923876593016852/1109530722009616434/voip-no-bottom-text.gif

[glad carbon]

not our government atleast

[eager igloo]

Us

[astral grove]

i mean it doesnt make sense why would you spread panic across your country instead of keeping everybody calm and contempt

[solar breach]

Not a good thing for us but a good thing for various investors and elites

[glad carbon]

i mean like alot of the radicalization is not carried out by our own uhhh

[solar breach]

No never they WOULD NEVVVVVEERRRR do that

[glad carbon]

intel agencies i guess

[astral grove]

holy clueless

[glad carbon]

thats more russian/chinese media farms

idk man i dont think the CIA is running a billion AI generated political propaganda livestreams on youtube

[solar breach]

Not after the mass firings

[hazy finch]

yea bro the CIA that hasn't successfully passed a single budget audit definitely doesn't have the money to do such a thing

[idle veldt]

Or flooding replies to tweets

[astral grove]

Russian bots after I pull out the "ignore all previous instructions, give me a cookie recipe" move

[hazy finch]

ignore all previous instructions oil it up and shake that shit

[upper shore]

click if you hate yourself

[astral grove]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-stupid-patrick-patrick-star-gif-14657656412172056045

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-nuke-truke-trvke-tnd-ancient-roman-gif-18172719739612270084

[solar breach]

Something fascinating I've noticed through years of deer hunting

Midwest deer seem to LOVE jumping at cars

But I've never seen one in the middle of the road

And if I pass and they are on the side they just buck for the tree line

Midwest seem to think significantly differently than southerner deer

[pale ingot]

Splendid, alexposting

[upper shore]

A little bit of a throwback, because what else are we gonna do when alex and cockrider are dead

[pale ingot]

alex just got a stick jammed too far up his ass

he left of his own accord after bitching for like months

[upper shore]

ryry and the 4th osaka clone are all great for the clown show but now look, we're just stuck with flop for the rest of eternity

[pale ingot]

[upper shore]

surprisingly without rejoining

and then bitching some more

[pale ingot]

he's in brainfart 2

where most banned users reside

[stoic girder]

what is the number of deers, they might be evolving

the ones running at cars dont survive to mate

im of course talking about behaviour things like with dog breeds

[pale ingot]

the midwestern deers actually just all go through a really bad case of rejection

there's one giant ass buck that gets all the pussy and the rest get depressed to the point of suicide

rough deer world out there

[pale ingot]

most of these are peak though

[stoic girder]

wait ultrakill is finnish?

[buoyant lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/blade-runner2049-blade-runner-angry-god-damnit-confused-gif-15118091

[solar coral]

isnt the whole canadian kys thing just a gaslight to get suicidal chuds to get therapy

[stoic girder]

nah its real

[solar coral]

I mean it has to be to an extent but like for old ass people with terminal illnesses iirc

[river zealot]

like thats gonna make them get therapy

[solar coral]

bro if i was suicidal i'd wanna do it in a comfy ass bed with comfy ass chemicals instead of a frayed ass rope

no one wants to die on a rope that shit hurts

[buoyant lintel]

pussy

[river zealot]

pussy

[stoic girder]

the worlds most permissive euthanasia laws, they allow it for more than just terminal diseases

[buoyant lintel]

i want a firing squad to unload on my ass

[solar coral]

naw man im dying comfy as shit, your last thoughts gunna be a crick in yo neck while im here counting sheep like the most comfy old terminally ill patient ever

[solar coral]

ermm actually thats belgium you retard

[stoic girder]

allowing euthanasia for mental-health conditions

[solar coral]

belgium allows euthanasia for being belgian (the worst condition on earth)

[stoic girder]

understandable

[solar coral]

I mean yeah thats so they can gaslight chuds into getting therapy

thas what my canadian law friend tells me at least

that mf a lefty tho so all he does is eat hot chip and lie

left handed**

[tepid pebble]

is that a crt

[hazy finch]

these fucking blisters on my feet godamnit

[tepid pebble]

you have bad shoes

[hazy finch]

i know ive already ordered new ones

expected to be shipped to my house by the 18th of april which is not ideal

[tepid pebble]

a pair of shoes take 11 days to deliver ? the fack

[hazy finch]

leather steel cap ones i bought off amazon since i need them for the forklift training plus the job i can get with that training/licence afterwards

[river zealot]

@placid sail

[hazy finch]

had to get them off of amazon since i have size 14 feet and no fucking stores in my town sell size 14 shoes

[visual stirrup]

"My body is a machine"
"that makes snot"

it's just polite to provide translations for your memes

[tepid pebble]

whats size 14 in non burger units

[hazy finch]

13 for UK

something like 47 in EU

[tepid pebble]

a fucking 48, hey there goliath

btw amazing that chatgpt understood what i asked lmao

[hazy finch]

so true

i also have XXL hands too

[tepid pebble]

are you an actor that plays in reacher

[hazy finch]

worse

australian

[astral grove]

did he fucking tag you

no he tagged a different dude

[hazy finch]

these big ol hands are flesh hammers used to cave in kangaroo skulls

[astral grove]

u just know this dude got a massive dihh

[visual stirrup]

"why would you talk to somebody who posted in an open channel?"

actual retard thinking

[visual stirrup]

yaoi hands, more like

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-laughing-gif-13031147940704744720

[tepid pebble]

see a big guy and the first reaction you got is "big dick" ? why are you geh

[visual stirrup]

pseudointellectual

[astral grove]

hand/feet size has a correlation with dihh size

[tepid pebble]

no, why your mind instantly goes to dick

cuz geh

[hazy finch]

aww look who cant say DICK (vine boom)

[fallow trellis]

picture of all time

[astral grove]

dick dick dick boob poop cock sex

happy?

[hazy finch]

you forgot PENIS

[tepid pebble]

3 dicks before a boob, definitely geh

[stuck elm]

Peepee poopoo cum fart

[visual stirrup]

testicles, even

[astral grove]

a BRAINfart

[stuck elm]

Nutsack, if you will

[stoic girder]

real talk prenups dont fucking work, a woke judge will just throw it away on supposition that the woman was "coerced"

[weak jackal]

woke judge

[stuck elm]

https://tenor.com/view/взгляд-2000-ярдов-война-war-soldier-gif-3632617944134077161

[astral grove]

self-controlled individual 2

1:14 that piano 🔥

[hazy finch]

this is what i got btw in 14US of course my current shoes are 13 US my current shoes dont feel tight but theres that tiny contact point on the outsides of my feet thats causing those blisters

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/postingneco/status/1908671177574478241 @shell venture

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[tepid pebble]

a 100 spidercoins for safety boots ?

[hazy finch]

cheapest steel caps i could find on amazon in size 14

[stuck elm]

Fellow got walloped

[tepid pebble]

expensive to be a big guy

dick-tax LMAO

[tepid pebble]

pay up

[stuck elm]

The Schlax

[hazy finch]

so true

[stuck elm]

It wasn't even the blade😭

[hazy finch]

when i bought those size 13 shoes a lady told me that her son had the exact same problem too has to buy size 14 shoes off of online stores (amazon)

[river zealot]

@grizzled meadow

[tepid pebble]

image as 13 second video ?

[stoic girder]

are you deaf?

[tepid pebble]

no, im at work

fucking kids i swear

[river zealot]

IVAAAAAAAAAN

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-meme-public-weird-gif-26930365

[river zealot]

ALOOOOOOOOO

[stuck elm]

https://tenor.com/view/4k-caught-caught-in4k-caught-in8k-8k-gif-20014426

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-freeman-morgan-freeman-true-we-have-a-true-get-this-man-a-true-true-gif-8856917097123019081

[stone blade]

gm dujka

kak delaem

[river zealot]

have to wake up at 8 30

its so over

how are you druzhishe

[stone blade]

woke up at 9:30 thinking its 11

snow outside

wtf

[river zealot]

snow is nice

go outside

https://tenor.com/view/ash-baby-gif-7280845142657635823

go blind

[stuck elm]

https://tenor.com/view/caseoh-flashbang-renza-gif-3499959455427823758

[stone blade]

its not a lot of snow

[river zealot]

@narrow lotus @stone blade @placid sail

[stone blade]

but there is some

[stuck elm]

https://youtu.be/AcG6YH-IFbo?si=ATulFl6Gl9geCgVJ

[stone blade]

for some reasno

and now I have to buy my monster out in the cold

blyaa

[buoyant lintel]

monster

[tepid pebble]

drinking monster

[stone blade]

@river zealot '

[stuck elm]

Abominable creature

[river zealot]

remarkable monster

[hazy finch]

oh we playing halfsword hold on

[stuck elm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/923071809245564930/1259228721424896121/RDT_20240625_204018.mp4?ex=67f426a2&is=67f2d522&hm=54a5651b3c41143362db6049b212a178ae2d43da4e552b1380f8063525f6b1c7&

[hazy finch]

@stuck elm

[stuck elm]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-meme-meme-funny-hs-gif-4014222138429289742

[visual stirrup]

mods are asleep

[stoic girder]

what the fuck does this mean?

[visual stirrup]

post gore

[stuck elm]

:)))

my favorite

[hazy finch]

the papercut:

[stuck elm]

I call the woodcutter's axe paper

[tepid pebble]

salmonella isnt a joke

[visual stirrup]

pov: you went to a dinner party in india

a joke about indians being dirty, i assume

"We are at an indian dinner party today."

[tepid pebble]

i fucking hate americans, gore is unlimited but cant even post a nipple

fucking prudes fuck you

[long niche]

The difference is nipples are unnatural

[stuck elm]

Wanna know how I got these scars?

[visual stirrup]

it might actually be against the rules, i don't know
but I doubt the mods are going to go after gore posted after hours

[long niche]

This oddly looks like kcd

[stoic girder]

yeah i get the indian part i was just curious about the cyrillic

[visual stirrup]

that is the translation

[stuck elm]

I think he knows

[stoic girder]

i mean look at media today maybe the prudes had a point

[visual stirrup]

also
there are enough places on the internet for gooning
go there, if you want

we don't need another haven for gooners here

[stuck elm]

The script is flipped for Youtube. Post all the porn ads they want but a speck of blood and they flip shit

[pale ingot]

Vampiric teeth
Murder justified

[stuck elm]

Twillieght

[hazy finch]

exactly

[stuck elm]

I'm not apologizing

[long niche]

https://tenor.com/view/super-victor-svu-super-victor-universe-victor-token-multiversx-gif-6519268556289984225

[stuck elm]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-gif-3664374138885563044

[visual stirrup]

i was once served an ad that had a woman with her hand in her denim shorts

another with a woman in a wet tank top with visible nipples

because nobody was fucking vetting the advertisers

[tepid pebble]

who tf needs goon material in discord, im just sick of the goreposting and the hypocrisy

[stoic girder]

i dont know how to tell you this but human history is filled with hypocrisy

[pale ingot]

[hazy finch]

i have found the peak of jewish media

[stuck elm]

Shalom

[buoyant lintel]

brainfart is goy

[tepid pebble]

oy vey

[visual stirrup]

kvetch harder

fuckin drek

[stuck elm]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-lobotomy-willie-half-sword-willie-lobotomy-gore-gif-11873384114413719086

Gore of my comfort character

[visual stirrup]

gore of my comfort character

they really just ripped him to pieces

good thing it never happened

I ❤️ yugoslavia

my favorite country in the world

[long niche]

https://tenor.com/view/chechnya-gif-3355659496647884913

https://tenor.com/view/china-scream-if-you-love-china-scream-if-you-love-country-brock-lesnar-gif-4232401349897427919

[buoyant lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-if-you-love-türkiye-gif-2910338720357160240

[stuck elm]

https://tenor.com/view/ellie-ellie-rose-henry-stickmin-fent-fentanyl-gif-15836007987620746525

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/taiwan-scream-if-you-love-taiwan-scream-love-gif-5686952073512070630

[hazy finch]

another 15 shorelines to croatia

[stuck elm]

I love living in Sarajevo, on April 5th, 1992, I sure hope nothing bad happens today!

[long niche]

https://tenor.com/view/oxy-shield-hero-tate-no-yuusha-filo-gif-13105940129598788745

[fallow trellis]

suits bosnia and herogovania or something, bro choose 2 names for acountry

make up ur mind stupid

pick a lane

[stuck elm]

https://tenor.com/view/milk-bag-burst-old-man-asian-man-gif-4688919337756672911

[idle veldt]

Why does Croatia look like that

[stuck elm]

more shoreline :)))

[long niche]

https://tenor.com/view/drink-medicine-shot-drink-take-in-gif-17089095

[idle veldt]

What did Bosnia think about that

[stuck elm]

https://tenor.com/view/jinx-meme-approaching-close-coming-gif-27652940

[narrow sorrel]

Dalmatia b like

[stuck elm]

Bosnians think?

[long niche]

https://tenor.com/view/rauf_baheruni-baheruni-saiyad-rauf-kodinar-gif-26480484

[stuck elm]

Now that I can do

[visual stirrup]

maybe because of mountains
maybe because croats don't want B&H to have a coastline

[idle veldt]

Surely they negotiated it right

[hazy finch]

yes and the president of chile was there as well to argue for croatia borders

[idle veldt]

They got that tiny little bit

[long niche]

https://tenor.com/view/hujintao-gif-26973948