🎪bruh-fart

[mossy void]

it's so good

[weak jackal]

sleep paralisis demons be like

[prime zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-movie-flint-and-steel-gif-4491320584761369279

[mossy void]

be not afraid

[fresh rose]

Im activating my 7% romanian genetics and stealing this thank you

[prime zenith]

🤝

[grizzled meadow]

Ahahahahahahahahahaha

[narrow lotus]

where ellen joe

[river zealot]

where were you when xalrider is kill

[mossy void]

at home straight cranking it

lmao no

watching insym play REPO

[tidal trellis]

I have no idea what to feel about what I just witnessed

[mossy void]

I do

^

[split canyon]

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[placid sail]

playing deadfire, planning to call one of the uncharted islands as "stupidtyom"

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1357694219124215879/omori-back-pain.webp

[placid sail]

(I am running out of titles involving bobama in it)

[prime zenith]

nooo hes gone

[river zealot]

i mean

[tidal trellis]

who xal?

[river zealot]

he was annoying and a bitch

but i miss him

[stoic girder]

800 years ago, a child got bored of his schoolwork and drew himself as a warrior on horseback.

[tidal trellis]

was bound to happen

[mossy void]

fucking true

[weak jackal]

idk everyone in here is crazy and hallucinating someone again

like who is delight? ryry? Koledar or whatever

made up names

[placid sail]

every fucking damn time

[prime zenith]

I love reading shitposters

[weak jackal]

it's a government conspiracy i tells ya

[prime zenith]

now im sad

[pastel quartz]

cockrider cooked?

[pastel quartz]

[placid sail]

literally EVERY TIME some dumb retard worse than worms banned in this channel

people go NOOOOO WHAT A LOSS

WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

[mossy void]

It's so fucking funny
I have outlived two straight assholes in this server and my ego is boosted so much as a result

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1357694218243670247/omori-your-honor.webp

[river zealot]

i also truly belive josta has a grudge on me

[stoic girder]

fuck man i keep watching hotdog cart videos

[river zealot]

second time he mutes me for some bullshit

[mossy void]

ryry and xal are the two I've outlived, and it feels so nice

[weak jackal]

dw about it ❤️

[pastel quartz]

[wooden surge]

Man glizzy

[placid sail]

don't know how's that relevant but josta is a cunt, what else is new

[prime zenith]

just put ur money on ur alt bank account and they cant do shit

👨🏻‍🍼

[lusty sonnet]

oh cockrider got banned, nice another one out

[fresh rose]

Like what

[fresh rose]

60% of the brainfart i know is gone

Yet I still stand

[river zealot]

commander @narrow lotus HAHAHAHAH

[grizzled meadow]

S5 aka Homelander stole my kill

[river zealot]

[fresh rose]

I stand above 60% of the pieces of shit in this channel

[placid sail]

Tali is waifu

[mossy void]

I love it when shitty people who suck ass get what they deserve

[prime zenith]

i dont

[mossy void]

strokes my ego like no other

[lusty sonnet]

S5 also needs to suck mommy's milk as a coping mechanism?

[mossy void]

well

[fresh rose]

You love sucking ass?

[mossy void]

brother

I mean

[mossy void]

who doesn't

[grizzled meadow]

YOU SAID THAT NOT ME AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[fresh rose]

[grizzled meadow]

Bro is not beating the allegations

[mossy void]

what

I mean

yeah

but like

what

[idle veldt]

True and based

[prime zenith]

🐧

[narrow lotus]

[prime zenith]

might aswell eat popo

go ahead

[narrow lotus]

Report to the ship as soon as possible

[mossy void]

pff

you do realize the ass is cleaned before not after right

[prime zenith]

wow really

https://tenor.com/view/car-crash-car-crash-death-gif-21940672

[mossy void]

omg

that shit is fire

[prime zenith]

[mossy void]

I'm stealing that

[mossy void]

actually loling

[primal rapids]

https://stupidpenisx.com/ShadooCreature/status/1908163603598848137

shadoo🪲🍉 (silly creature enjoyer) (@[e-mail])

Whatever man *ponders my comically oversized orb*

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 4, 2025, 2:23 PM

[mossy void]

bro what

stupidpenisx?

guess we making stupid penises now

[primal rapids]

There will be no end to the stupid alternative URL's for twitter

[mossy void]

first it was girlcock now it's this is there a troll at twitter HQ

[mossy void]

frankly I think girlcockx should be the only URL

[narrow lotus]

what

[mossy void]

do you not know iedy

[drifting mantle]

What are you all on about

[mossy void]

twitter URLs sometimes have funny stuff put before the x

like, for example, girlcockx.com or whatever

[prime zenith]

oh i seen the girlcock

a femboy posted it

[mossy void]

yeah and it's real

something you will see by sharing twitter stuff

[wooden surge]

You know those are proxies that are not affiliated with twitter, right?

[mossy void]

really?

[wooden surge]

They just help with twitter embeds

[mossy void]

huh, interesting

then

[weak jackal]

yeah

[mossy void]

why are they on random posts

[wooden surge]

[prime zenith]

vxtwitter

[weak jackal]

because posting x links doesn't work on discord most times

[hot python]

People add them to the link to embed them

[weak jackal]

videos won't play. Multi-image posts only show 1 image etc.

[mossy void]

you mean when they post it?

they change the URL people get when they share?

[hot python]

Yes

[mossy void]

I didn't even know you could do that

interesting

[weak jackal]

yeah manually

[mossy void]

here I was thinking it was a random pool you pull from when you click the share button

[wooden surge]

[idle veldt]

What

[hot python]

Officially Sanctioned Girlcock Link

[mossy void]

which would be so based

[hot python]

True but I don't think they'd do that

[mossy void]

if someone were at twitter HQ and did it themselves?

maybe

A double agent working against elon

secretly in the very offices he patrols with an iron fist

planting seeds of resistance, wherever they go

[lusty sonnet]

the fuck are you smoking

[hot python]

Gamma pack

[lusty sonnet]

understandable, carry on

[mossy void]

idk I'm pontificating bro

or

what's the word

waxing philisophically?

[hot python]

Theorizing?

[mossy void]

that's probably it

shitposting! that's the word

forgot

[hot python]

Basically the same thing honestly

[mossy void]

lmao

[idle veldt]

Breezy would you ever do beekeeping

[visual stirrup]

xal is gone?

[hazy finch]

what

[visual stirrup]

they never told me it would feel like this

[visual stirrup]

7 day mute
left

[hazy finch]

COCKRIDER NOOOOOO

[wooden surge]

Got banned by S5*

[slender rock]

Hey I am not gonna shit on a homies comfy food habits

But choccy milk slaps

[slender rock]

@visual stirrup well

It was gonna happen

[narrow lotus]

Blizzard writing down the toilet

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/parasite-locked-in-meme-gif-5786214611765540040

[slender rock]

Heh

[slender rock]

Kajeet

Appears

[fluid heron]

i just killed the poorest people on tarkov

[wooden surge]

@modges

[stoic girder]

hey, thats me

[grizzled meadow]

Impossible

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-stronger-smarter-better-gif-27330950

[narrow lotus]

banned

[river zealot]

again?

[lyric horizon]

o no

I found something I forgot existed

[slender rock]

👀

[wooden surge]

[lyric horizon]

fuck it

I could have used the season 3 poster, since it had far more characters, but then it would be "the gamba"

[narrow lotus]

is that fucking pipnik in the window

behind the door

[lyric horizon]

the shadow

[narrow lotus]

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/skinenr-gif-20761908

[fluid heron]

look at my scavs fucking flashlight

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/parasite-locked-in-meme-gif-5786214611765540040

Tarkov

[wooden surge]

Who the fuck is in the middle?

[steel bone]

[lyric horizon]

mirrowel, kostyumier

Fuck, I need to replace mirrowel with dry

[steel bone]

what I'm doing there anyway

[narrow lotus]

suffering

you are our mascot basically

[steel bone]

Hell no

[fluid heron]

did not realize i was queuing streets

that would have been a fucking disaster

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-streets-fps-gif-7169049143920371789

[lusty sonnet]

you'll have to edit the image every few days for whenever kostyumier changes pfps again

[wooden surge]

[fluid heron]

not even cuz of that i dont know the map at all

[lyric horizon]

filler character

[wooden surge]

Why tho, they aren't mods

[narrow lotus]

its a scav man

[fluid heron]

nah im questing on my pmc

[steel bone]

Like whole naruto series

[lyric horizon]

you are literally him

[fluid heron]

i just need ground zero car extract and i can never play that shit ass map again

[narrow lotus]

[steel bone]

[narrow lotus]

oh you have no clue

[lyric horizon]

There, fixed

[narrow lotus]

you will need to return later for Prapor to find a fucking wine bottle in the winery

[fluid heron]

already got it

[narrow lotus]

and it has like 10 random spawns

oh

nioce

well then

[fluid heron]

and the meds

[narrow lotus]

Shooter born in Heaven

[fluid heron]

and everything else

[fluid heron]

god that fucking quest

[narrow lotus]

Yeah its cancer

[fluid heron]

everyone hates it and they keep it in the game

nobody has ever said shooter born in heaven is an enjoyable quest

[wooden surge]

#💣tarkov-released

Oh it's still a channel

[fluid heron]

now i just need a mp plastic foregrip and i can do gunsmith

farming raiders is out of the question too late into wipe

[narrow lotus]

reserve has a lot of gunsmith parts

[fluid heron]

fucking sweet

[mossy void]

fire back in the day used to be so realistic

[fluid heron]

wiped

squad of 3

[mossy void]

a tiny fire would extremely quickly delete your entire home

[mossy void]

based ak74u

[fluid heron]

with us ammo

dogshit ammo

[mossy void]

oh shit

well facetaps work well anyway

[stoic girder]

screaming in vc*

[fluid heron]

they are probably so fucking mad

[mossy void]

is US really all you have?

[fluid heron]

yep

all i can buy

and i havent found a single round of bp

yep ground zero goes up to level 20

[mossy void]

Bruh

wait did they do a wipe recently

[fluid heron]

no

[mossy void]

oh then you just are bad

omegalul

rekt

[fluid heron]

im gonna throw my gun into a bush

[mossy void]

UP TOWN GIRL

good song

I love the AKs but with ammo that can barely pen pacas I'll just stick to piranha

shotguns and pistol calibers until I can get solid ak ammo

[mossy void]

is my policy

[visual stirrup]

should have been "my own master now" instead

https://youtu.be/6RlSgnpLbro?si=kWpsbve-zML8z4W3

[mossy void]

only people who know would even get that reference

[visual stirrup]

get the reference to MGRR?

the most popular meme game of the decade?

[mossy void]

no get the reference to that specific song

recognize it, and the name

and get the joke

sure they'll recognize the game, if they played it

but the exact song and the joke buried under that layer

I doubt

[idle portal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711208910459109466/1357619598236844093/7D5315B5-FC19-467D-9879-5743495544F0.mov?ex=67f0dd47&is=67ef8bc7&hm=9e15ea09e88d6765c79334a15a6040d78c71597aba6f0e854d15c4c3f2fc3c5b&

[fluid heron]

and thats 5

[hot python]

https://tenor.com/view/japanese-tyranno-dance-japanese-dance-tyranno-gif-10262458857606665890

[idle portal]

https://tenor.com/view/japanese-guy-japan-dancing-happy-dance-gif-15998673795268165018

[hot python]

https://tenor.com/view/unsrscandidate-tyranno-dance-japanese-gif-9927666467935202655

[lyric horizon]

SKYNET LEFT

[idle portal]

https://tenor.com/view/unsrscandidate-tyranno-dance-japanese-gif-14945574192896794857

[stoic girder]

Keep them busy dancing so they dont get in the way

[hot python]

https://tenor.com/view/unsrscandidate-tyranno-dance-japanese-gif-10911328558213451166

[visual stirrup]

can't believe that call of duty reintroduced verdansk into the new game

[lusty sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/yummers-gif-8256981290085423306

[visual stirrup]

meanwhile, MW2019 is rotting

ya know

the CoD that gave us verdansk

[lusty sonnet]

!packwatch

or whatever for s5

[visual stirrup]

wait, what?

s5 is gone?

[heady crow]

What

[lusty sonnet]

p!packwatch @s5

[foggy mantle]

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[heady crow]

Did John connor kill him or something

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-rip-bozo-heisenberg-breaking-bad-rest-in-piss-gif-26544423

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jordan-packwatch-rip-bozo-walking-l-goat-gif-24917561

[lusty sonnet]

mod position just open lads, I volunteer

[visual stirrup]

I guess falco got mad at him for banning xal or something?

[heady crow]

Wtf

[heady crow]

Maybe i should be on offtopic more

[heady crow]

Xal got banned?

Ahahaha

[visual stirrup]

long overdue

[heady crow]

I stg itll be just me and bzeek in this chat after a year

[heady crow]

True im not suprised

[visual stirrup]

but brainfart won't be the same without his retardation and edging

[heady crow]

No More ragebaiting the siberian

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/godzilla-x-kong-king-kong-punch-knockout-monkey-apex-gif-8198598115822855198

[quaint ore]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bas-bryan-cranston-walter-white-i-won-won-gif-4327378

Delight rn

[lusty sonnet]

don't forget about me bruno

[ancient barn]

https://tenor.com/view/waterer-water-cat-cute-gif-11495001509243013726

[heady crow]

True, you are a good boy. Im sorry

[quaint ore]

Bro whenever I say that I listen to black metal a part of me dies

[eager igloo]

Vro wtf happened

[quaint ore]

I cant specify which kind of black metal specifically cause my ass will be put on a watchlist

[lusty sonnet]

s5 left

[heady crow]

Idk, i post nsbm on music and so on and no one gives a fuck really

[quaint ore]

Xal got banned and s5 left

fucking christmas if you ask me

[stoic girder]

Reminds me of the article of shop owners playing classical music to reduce crime in an area

[lusty sonnet]

christmas came really early

[eager igloo]

Dam

[eager igloo]

I thought xal got just muted

Tf

[heady crow]

Xal got slimed

[eager igloo]

Not good

[heady crow]

There are no more opps on brainfart soon, just peace

[eager igloo]

Who am I going to bully now

[wraith osprey]

where ban message

[stoic girder]

Xal got sent into el salvador

[lusty sonnet]

flop.

[heady crow]

I volunteer

[solar breach]

I dont like black but Dissection is pretty great kind of a hybrid between melodic death metal and black

[eager igloo]

Everyone does that its boring

[quaint ore]

In that case

I dunno if Artem posted this already but these guys make some nice music
https://youtu.be/mn-SobMidDs

[stoic girder]

baby metal is pretty good

[lyric horizon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1357839277542604850/Falcos_demise.gif

[eager igloo]

Besides I dont have a habit of bullying puppies

And ploppert is my lil puppy

[prime zenith]

[lusty sonnet]

what breed tho?

[heady crow]

@visual stirrup did yalls radios have the same plugs?

[visual stirrup]

those look familiar, yeah

[frail scaffold]

Those dont even look like they fit together

[quaint ore]

I do agree, the collab with Sabaton was also fucking funny

[visual stirrup]

i've only plugged a radio once or twice

annoying

[visual stirrup]

my hands are too big

[frail scaffold]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1213173794038874222.png?quality=lossless&name=mcrib&size=48

[quaint ore]

Baby metal vocals mixed with a 30+ year old swedish man

[visual stirrup]

most soldiers have a real hard time of it, afaik

[heady crow]

Horrible invention having to lube them up with spit at an akward angle

Hated it

[quaint ore]

Also, I am slowly preparing my body for the CAG Olympus

[heady crow]

Babymetal is alright if approached from the angle of "kpop but with metal instrumentals" which they do well

[fluid heron]

FUCKING HELL

[fluid heron]

I MADE IT

[quaint ore]

(Finally got the fucking money for a LASIK)

[heady crow]

Acrual metal just horrible

[heady crow]

Chad

How bad is your eyesight?

[arctic pawn]

black metal is 8 or 80

or its a masterpiece

or its dogshit

[quaint ore]

Mild Myopia (-2.75 on right and -3 on left)

[arctic pawn]

90% dogshit

[fluid heron]

damn near ran the clock out

[heady crow]

Oh, i mean thats not horrible but annoying enough yeah

[mossy void]

oh my god I felt that in my soul

not the plug but like, this man

[quaint ore]

The disqualifying limit is -4

[heady crow]

Most of it is just slop, both mainstream and the underground sadly

[arctic pawn]

indeed

[mossy void]

felt

[heady crow]

Jeepers, i just raw dogged my service after i stopped changing officers and whatever

[arctic pawn]

is dark funeral even black metal

[visual stirrup]

https://youtu.be/pqPCFUUbMiU?si=wwUeOv5HvI8qNejf
It seriously looks like they just upscaled all of the map textures from MW2019
why does it look so fucking weird?

[heady crow]

No need to read ranks if you recognise them

[fluid heron]

the amount of fucking scavs i had to kill

i extracted with 0 bullets

[mossy void]

I was a nugget on a few raids before

[heady crow]

Yeah they are

[mossy void]

it's so insane

you can be 2 health from death

[arctic pawn]

cuz i can hear the lyrics

[mossy void]

and still make it

[arctic pawn]

and every single instrument clearly

[fluid heron]

6 pmc kills

[broken pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-cat-mocking-gif-13935821400850516732

[arctic pawn]

and that is not very common on black metla scene

[mossy void]

reminds me of this

I dumped

[arctic pawn]

the quality is dogshit, you cant understand shit

[mossy void]

into this mother fucker

[mossy void]

and had to beat him to death with the kukri

no I didn't get unheard this is SPT

[arctic pawn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSUwEiltXc0

lol the name of this song is funny

[heady crow]

Youll get used to it eventually, part of the charm is the cacophony i guess but at some point your ear starts picking up on stuff

[wraith osprey]

how it feels to watch s5 leave
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1337887620868603976/1357837651637702918/GB_RhgK-h5QNvMhy.mp4

[arctic pawn]

but the music is nice

[arctic pawn]

indeed lol

[arctic pawn]

dark funeral doesnt have this

efinetly

the quality is top tier

[wraith osprey]

just another al-delight victory

[arctic pawn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/982677629264085043/1099808822815637634/15placekarmy.gif

[heady crow]

Yeah the production is clean, sometimes it tends to be too clinical like with Moonsorrows later stuff

But with Vothana at the beginning sometimes i thought why does it sound like compressed 8 bit sounds
https://youtu.be/4BAcmp3gc3I?si=rsPzakZH-uIhuIYN

[heady crow]

As an example

[arctic pawn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kA_REmd6qgU

this one from df is dope

[fluid heron]

i was so low i was killing scavs for food

[heady crow]

Haha yeah the drums are awesome. Blast beats sounding like a helicopter blades spinning

Anyways ill go back to work

[arctic pawn]

have a goof shift

thank god i finished mine

[quaint ore]

Do Nothing
Win

Truly an Al-Delight classic

[wraith osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/sam-hyde-sam-hyde-kneel-i-kneel-gif-4692336461936736685

[split canyon]

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[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1357694135527543005/space-ex-husband-omori.webp

[hot python]

Update ? Please?

[frail scaffold]

Guh

[mossy void]

why am I only getting 374

where are the other 18 xd

[fluid heron]

that raid bumped up my kd a bit

[hazy finch]

le hackerrrrrrrrr ban ban ban

[mossy void]

I wish there were two seperate KDs

one for E and one for P

[fluid heron]

im still in shock i extracted from that raid

had to use all my good meds

[visual stirrup]

BSG would never do that
it would make the cheaters even more obvious

ya know

the cheaters

the target audience of EFT

[mossy void]

why do you think I play SPT

that is

if I actually played tarkov

Fuck BSG

fuck nikita too

bro has spat in my face with empty promises

game's good, dev's a bih

[visual stirrup]

i'm waiting for the downfall
when the community slowly realizes that 1.0 is never coming

or that 1.0 will have so few of the promised features

[quaint ore]

I stopped playing EFT after realising that the skill ceiling is in the galaxy

[mossy void]

SPT solves just about every problem I've ever had with tark

[visual stirrup]

y'all ever just scroll through the skills menu to see all the shit that nikita has imagined for 1.0?

[mossy void]

aside from audio but like there's no fixing that

[magic tartan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1003072093451210823/1356725473970880694/VID_20250401_161423_1.gif

[visual stirrup]

are we ever going to get radios in tarkov?

[fluid heron]

i fucking love scavving reserve

[mossy void]

I have faith they will keep trying to finish it

[visual stirrup]

I would LOVE to call out a PMC sniper's position to the rest of lobby

[mossy void]

but like, I have no faith in Nikita's integrity

[visual stirrup]

no Shooter Born for you, cunt

[mossy void]

He's got the integrity of a wet cardboard box

now he'll keep adding shit as long as it's financially viable

and more power to him

but any promises he has made is making or will make?

taken with a cubic meter of salt

besides there is a virtually infinite amount of content to be found with other games

[fluid heron]

i need to get the fuck out of here

[mossy void]

I have enough content to last several lifetimes

bruh

did you just start

like what is this a new account

[fluid heron]

no im super late into wipe

[mossy void]

question did you get unheard

[fluid heron]

fuck no

im on standard

[placid sail]

based GLA posting

[mossy void]

ok good

based

[arctic pawn]

it gets 2 wipes...

[visual stirrup]

feel nothing when picking up meta attachments
panic when finding gasans or salewas

truly, one of the gameplay mechanics of all time

[arctic pawn]

to realize u needed 3 wipes

[visual stirrup]

actual MMO tier quest design

[mossy void]

I love SPT so much

[arctic pawn]

and 3 wipes, to realize you needed 2 wipes

[mossy void]

SPT has made the game so much more fun
especially the bits where I can check prices at a glance

I'm making serious dosh

rather

I was

months ago when I was playing

xd

I have escaped from tarkov months ago

[arctic pawn]

never got into it

thank god

[visual stirrup]

I hope Internet Historian makes a video about the downfall of BSG and Tarkov

like five years after it happens

[fluid heron]

and a gas analyzer

i need the fuck out

and all hideout items need to be found in raid now

just incentivises playing like a fucking scumbag

[wraith osprey]

500 words
no memes

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/588979185687461908/1147105633523482684/IMG_7287.gif

[mossy void]

GO FUCK YOURSELF WHAT??

[fluid heron]

yep

[mossy void]

YOU ARE SHITTING ME

[fluid heron]

reinforced my rat playstyle

[mossy void]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-gif-24341837

NIKITA YOU SON OF A BITCH

oh boy I found an awl, let me put it in my container

nikita: and I took that personally

[fluid heron]

i realized when i tried to get med station so i bought all the shit for it

just for nothing to be there

[prime zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-car-crash-gif-9388562661726532947

[stoic girder]

How about they dont slow down progress by arbitrary changes, and just make end game more rewarding?

[fresh rose]

https://tenor.com/view/you-serious-are-you-serious-j-jonah-jameson-jk-simmons-spiderman-gif-1796285034125157331

This is nikita

[mossy void]

me when I'm in a being a fucking retard who makes dumbass decisions competition and my opponent is Nikita

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-squidward-shocked-squidward-tonight-tonight-squidward-shock-gif-23057510

[stoic girder]

I think they ran out of ideas on how to make an end game

[mossy void]

how about we add a dickpunching machine

[prime zenith]

[mossy void]

that blacks all your limbs and stomach, and puts your head and torso at 1 hp each

[fresh rose]

Modders could make a better end game than nikita sadly spt has been updated so much that some modders couldn't keep up and gave up

[mossy void]

and then forces you into a streets raid with your highest value gear

[stoic girder]

The whole game is just crowdfunding program for their russia 2028 game

[mossy void]

with no meds

[stoic girder]

it just got out of control

[fresh rose]

No official sain and no official swaganddonuts for newest version of spt

Like

[mossy void]

that would be cool I think

[fresh rose]

Holy shit man

2 best mods gone

[prime zenith]

what

[mossy void]

no what are you talking about

[visual stirrup]

"PMC peeler"

[mossy void]

I doubt they gave up

[river zealot]

Where were you when s5 is kill

[fresh rose]

Go check spt discord

Sain is being kept up by whoever wants to do it

But theres ai bugs

Cus ai changed with 3.11

And swag and donuts original creator quit in 3.10

And the dude who took and made it for 3.10 lost interest in spt

So there won't be a version for 3.11

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/my-first-girlfriend-turned-into-the-moon-thats-rough-that-rough-buddy-avatar-avatar-the-last-airbender-gif-5710468

[mossy void]

well then

oh well, no need to update to the latest version

sucks but

[fresh rose]

Thing is 3.10 is a unstable shit version thats written in C#

[mossy void]

it's really fine how it is

[fresh rose]

And the performance in 3.11 is way better cus its not C# anymore

[stoic girder]

Someone just needs to make a better tarkov with blackjack and hookers

[mossy void]

real

[fresh rose]

Arc raiders can do it

Aka the finals developers

I believe

[river zealot]

Hey busy

[mossy void]

Nikita doesn't like fun but he's forgotten that difficulty is fun, but dickpunching simulators aren't

[stoic girder]

eh im more of a milsim guy myself

[fresh rose]

Make sure you don't lose 3.10 cus its not downloadable anymore

[river zealot]

You suck

[placid sail]

what

[river zealot]

You suck

[mossy void]

it's wild, like you can make a game hard

[river zealot]

Fuck you

[mossy void]

without giving your players the finger

[fresh rose]

This ones like a post apocalyptic roamer thing which I like

Honestly I don't care as long as the pvp is goos

Good

And the pve is good

[mossy void]

1.0 update has you manually yanking bullet slugs out of your body and sewing up the hole

[fresh rose]

The finals is legit a 10/10 game

[mossy void]

like go fuck yourself nikita

[placid sail]

have your not-girlfriend been telling you about some new guy she's seeing or what is this

[fresh rose]

I have trust and belief the game will be awesome besides for the fact it'll cost me 40 bucks

[river zealot]

I have no fucking idea what youre talking about

But i just wanted to call you a bitch

Thats it

You're a bitch, busy

[placid sail]

cool fuck you too

[visual stirrup]

as much as we shit on BSG, making extraction shooters is harder than making battle royales
what other extraction shooters have come out? most of them are garbage

Delta Force

Arena Breakout

Forever Winter

[fresh rose]

2 bald people arguing has never been funnier

[river zealot]

Fuck that reminded me of something

[visual stirrup]

Marauders

[magic tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-kitten-cute-pussy-cat-gif-2402526037785593846

[river zealot]

Now i have to get up and turn the puter on

Why couldn't have you reminded me earlier

[visual stirrup]

they all have their own problems

[river zealot]

Fucking busy

[fresh rose]

Were getting that 1 extraction shooter where you can play as a monster and kill players

Forgot its name

Think its beautiful light

[mossy void]

oh that one

[river zealot]

Wdym, falco isnt here

[mossy void]

yeah it's not good

evolve or something right?

Yeah Evolve

oh wait

[fresh rose]

No thats pve and dead

[mossy void]

you said getting

[fresh rose]

From 2016

[mossy void]

i'm blind

[visual stirrup]

i was worried for a second

[fresh rose]

The game is named beautiful light if im not wrong

[visual stirrup]

imagine if evolve got a sequel

what a great injustice

[mossy void]

I think I have seen that yeah

[fresh rose]

It did we got stage 2 and the ceo killed it

Cus of greed

What a fucking guy man

[stoic girder]

forever winter is apparently pretty good

an extraction shooter needs aesthetics or a vibe

[visual stirrup]

i get upset when shitty IP's get so much content when good shit languishes
so much anime garbage gets high budget animation
but berserk's last adaptation attempt was 3d garbage

we get so much identical loser isekai garbage
i wish i was the type of retard who was capable of enjoying that

still no titanfall 3

[stoic girder]

monetization killed evolve

[fresh rose]

Its a indie and they kind of have their expectations of what they can make way overblown for their first game

Also it has like no players on steam now

The hype died down

[fresh rose]

40 dollar price tag for a pvp game killed it

Same with law breakers

Fuck i wanted to play that game so bad

[stoic girder]

i actually liked law breakers

[visual stirrup]

and there is so much japanese garbage based on lewding historical features/inanimate objects
fate
girls frontline
there are like two based on warships
and the ones i'm forgetting right now

[fresh rose]

I couldn't play it cus my pc was shit

[visual stirrup]

i'm convinced the reason garbage makes so much money is because the target audience is too retarded to know how to pirate

[stoic girder]

isnt it like early access

like 0.2

[fresh rose]

Yea

I think it wont be getting out of early access any time soon tbh

Like 10 years soon

[stoic girder]

pst, most of them get that cause they are an ad for the manga

they know that they only need to do a single season

[visual stirrup]

manga can be pirated as well

[arctic pawn]

everything can be pirated

even games with denuvo

[visual stirrup]

what about a car?

[stoic girder]

the trick is making pirating more cumbersome than buying

[arctic pawn]

i wish

imagine

ctrl c ctrl v a cat

car*

can having one for yourself

that easy

[arctic pawn]

its a hard trick

[hazy finch]

3d print

[arctic pawn]

real shit

[visual stirrup]

the most annoying thing about fate is that any google search for a character that they've appropriated a name from is hijacked by results for fate garbage

try googling "mordred"

[mossy void]

so fucking true

[visual stirrup]

or nero claudius

[prime zenith]

i love gaben

🧎🏻‍♂️

[mossy void]

reminds me of how pirate software locked the price of heartbound in a country that had bad inflation and whatever

made it so the price is really low there

because he had an issue of piracy, people wanting to buy it but not being able to

they now account for a huge amount of sales

[visual stirrup]

i wish the "cultural appropriation" fuckers would go after fate and other such japanese garbage

[arctic pawn]

[fluid heron]

fuck 4 extracts in a row

it was a good run

[quaint ore]

They went as far as to personify countries

[stoic girder]

the whole fate franchise is just anti western propaganda

[mossy void]

it's crazy how the people who complain about cultural appropriation very often sound like segregationists

I never understand that shit

like, culture is meant to be shared

[visual stirrup]

lewding inanimate objects is such a consistent theme in japanese slop

the male lonliness epidemic and it's consequences have been -

[stoic girder]

robot girlfriends will finally heal that wound

[deep topaz]

I guarantee you that Falco has appropriated this at least once

[quaint ore]

There was a noticable part of me that is now slowly evolving into a political extremist

[deep topaz]

Kcd 2 dlc

[stoic girder]

was?

[quaint ore]

The phantom pain is still here

I replaced my hapiness with hate

https://tenor.com/view/venom-snake-solid-snake-snake-mgs-mgsv-gif-2250777014689710085

[stoic girder]

mine is filled with apathy

[deep topaz]

You have to be able to hate in order to love

[quaint ore]

Anyways time to listen to MGSV ost at 2:34 AM

[mossy void]

https://tenor.com/view/dantdm-minecraft-villager-minecraft-memes-get-real-gif-12112495862115042702

minecraft movie be like

[prime zenith]

flint and steel

[mossy void]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-movie-flint-and-steel-gif-4491320584761369279

[quaint ore]

https://youtu.be/7ZzWHkkKwGs?si=VRoGRa5LOp6zqIyP

https://tenor.com/view/rain-chair-sad-gif-24080159

[mossy void]

https://tenor.com/view/i-thought-you-were-stronger-mark-grayson-invincible-i-thought-you-were-tough-i-thought-you-could-take-it-gif-7323789736249344021

[prime zenith]

im hungy

[stoic girder]

i bet he has a lot of repeat customers

also he is dealing with people who smoke weed, lying to them is a risk

[heady crow]

Bye ted

Have fun with people

https://tenor.com/view/love-gif-4708188182443086745

[fluid heron]

thats enough fucking tarkov

this game is gonna give me an anuerism

i just dumped a full mag into a dudes paca and he fucking lived

AND THEN KILLED ME

he didnt even know i existed till my mag was fucking empty

[stoic girder]

did you shoot him in the arm from the side?

[fluid heron]

no in the fucking back

i busted hot load into his back

[stoic girder]

there is a bug where if a arm is blacked and they are wearing armor the bullet goes thru the arm and does 0 damage on the chest

[fluid heron]

he was like 10 feet away

and ive literally only ran into squads of 4

MY ARMOR DAMAGE WAS AT 2K LAST GAME

THAT PACA ATE 600 ARMOR DAMAGE

WHAT THE FUCK NIKITA

[summer flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/868921314927337542/1357829587890864240/RDT_20250404_172920.mp4?ex=67f1a0d9&is=67f04f59&hm=4b5eb4b1903ea3deefb461e7701c888ba0c75a2e6036933e51f9241c36007bb6&

only real ones get this one

[uncut yew]

https://www.tiktok.com/@actuallifehack/video/7007561144311352581?lang=en

[magic tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-chug-splash-gif-26088305

[fallow trellis]

is this a man?

[magic tartan]

[fallow trellis]

is that a yes?

[magic tartan]

quiet from mgs 5

[fallow trellis]

ok so yes

how do I find a man like this

[magic tartan]

idk

[mossy void]

what ammo

[fluid heron]

i grabbed someones ak with fucking bp

b fucking p

[mossy void]

holy shit

762?

[fluid heron]

5.45

[mossy void]

oh

[fluid heron]

should still pen a shitty level 2 vest

but no apparently i was fighting the fucking terminator

[mossy void]

yeah

what the fuck

hold on

gimme a mo

Shots 1-5: Clearly missed.
Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control).
Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses.
Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because Hiko was already dead.

[mossy void]

holy shit she actually did it

https://tenor.com/view/the-big-lebowski-what-the-hell-what-the-fuck-huh-what-gif-16553984

[idle veldt]

Who cares? ❤️

[mossy void]

looks like a girl to me but you know

you could

maybe

idk

fucking ask.

[stoic girder]

its a woman

[mossy void]

this is what transhate gets you

people incapable of just accepting people for who they are, and playing guessing games with a magnifying glass

[idle veldt]

My eyes shooting out of my skull

My tongue unrolls

To the floor

[fallow trellis]

damn

[mossy void]

it would be so based if she had a dick though fr

a woman without a dick is like an angel without wings

oh wait

hold on

idk if she is of age

fuck retreat retreat fall back

[fallow trellis]

???

[mossy void]

ask her

dingus

or him or them

[stoic girder]

I would need to hear her voice to be sure

[mossy void]

if you have screenshots then it's safe to assume you have their account or something

[fallow trellis]

dangerous game, what if I no dick then i end up talking to a woman

[mossy void]

oh shit yeah that is risky

https://tenor.com/view/head-explode-mind-blown-gif-11038567854390045170

me when I talk to women

[fallow trellis]

talking to women, dangerous, imagine talking to someone who likes men

[mossy void]

gock

[undone wave]

bitch do you see any feathers?

[fallow trellis]

no?

[undone wave]

plato wins again

[fallow trellis]

plato was greek

[fallow trellis]

if he was still alive today he would like femboys

he would stop philosophizing

[deep topaz]

Me waking up the family after I die to yet another fucking Saber light in the finals

[deep topaz]

2 shotting a medium is fucking horseshit

[cedar hatch]

Major skill issue lol

[fallow trellis]

skill issue

[high wing]

https://x.com/ShitpostGate/status/1908323703554719991/photo/1

ShitpostGateway (@ShitpostGate) on X

X · Apr 5, 2025, 1:00 AM

https://x.com/ShitpostGate/status/1908251979987509614?t=RG9MUhmoXwyxXjWOPJOFGA&s=19

ShitpostGateway (@ShitpostGate) on X

X · Apr 4, 2025, 8:15 PM

[primal kiln]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1162926591593168937/1357861055790846212/convert.gif?ex=67f1be27&is=67f06ca7&hm=b530f5cd97cac16752adba947a18bbc23968994ee3c70bfee9f88b4feed27edd&

[mossy void]

silence. Child.

[ionic raft]

Dicks are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾)

[steel bone]

[glad carbon]

[glad carbon]

hi disowned :3

[steel bone]

👋🏻

[glad carbon]

hows ur day been cutie

[steel bone]

I wonder what was that

[steel bone]

I just woke up. Bout to arrive to rail station

Goin home

[glad carbon]

❤️

[steel bone]

How's yours

[glad carbon]

woke up like an hour ago

idk not much else

[civic panther]

on my fucking lawn

[civic panther]

great warrior

be we friends?

[stoic girder]

He should start mewing

[upper gulch]

yo thats so aryan

[civic panther]

time to find out if keep inventory is on

OH SHIT HES STUCK

FUCKING MORON

[ionic raft]

Skibidi sigma pomni digital fortnite chamba free gigachad rizz omaiga floo xxxtentacion smurf cat Lionel ronaldo junior mewing tercero chikibay xocas insano

[steel bone]

Brainfart deserves better fate

[idle veldt]

Flint and steel

[steel bone]

[idle veldt]

Chicken jockey

[steel bone]

https://tenor.com/view/trvthnvke-truth-nuke-truth-nuke-soyjakparty-gif-4864347364955876086

[arctic pawn]

fez my beloved

[undone wave]

https://packaged-media.redd.it/t60eqnrpylse1/pb/m2-res_854p.mp4?m=DASHPlaylist.mpd&v=1&e=1743825600&s=2c9920e8eacadab84d09694fe78b596af0f1a7cf

[fast wasp]

black dahlia murder mentioned

[pale ingot]

(invisible)

[stoic girder]

More and more reason not to interact with women

[fluid heron]

Couple of mods and i got this shit running max raytracing maxed settings at 60

https://www.nexusmods.com/site/mods/738?tab=files

thanks to this fucking beauty of a mod

[mossy void]

It’s really weird
Like, okay, I get not liking men being creepy, nobody likes that
But I have been scared away from so much as saying hello, out of fear of being ridiculed

In trying to make men be better at approaching women, they ended up making it seem as though they hate advances from everyone

It’s always the same shit

[iron harness]

i met my wife on facebook because her last name was johnson and i told her she had a huge dick

its pretty easy honestly bro theyre humans too

[mossy void]

You can say hello but you can’t say they’re pretty, you can say they’re pretty but you can’t ask them out, you can ask them out but not more than once

I would be more than happy to say hello if it wasn’t so deeply ingrained in my psyche to not be creepy

To the point where I’m paralyzed out of fear of being seen as creepy

[fluid heron]

shits purdy

[iron harness]

which in itself can prolly make you look MORE creepy lol

[mossy void]

And it’s easy to turn into an incel

I would never

But this shit creates those types

[iron harness]

u just gotta take it easy

not everyone is gonna like you

[mossy void]

Exactly the problem

[iron harness]

if someone tells you to fuck off, theres 8 billion more

[mossy void]

In trying not to be creepy, you end up looking creepy anyway

[iron harness]

dont forget that man

[mossy void]

So what the fuck

[iron harness]

u just gotta make ur shit look natural u feel me?

[mossy void]

That’s another thing

[iron harness]

just do what you would any other day

you dont have to put on an act for someone to like you

remember that fr

at the end of the day, if someone isnt there because they enjoy you and your company, youre gonna end up miserable

[mossy void]

Like, ok you can pursue them, but not because you’re sexually attracted to them, but because you’re attracted to them as a person, and yet you know nothing about them, so as yet you have nothing to go off of except for physical attraction

[iron harness]

you just gotta talk to them like you would any other person i swear lmfao

its not rocket science chief i promise you

[mossy void]

When it comes to women my age, it feels like defusing a bomb

[iron harness]

thats all women buddy

[mossy void]

I’m talking 20s

[stoic girder]

i think 95% of cases of men approaching women on their own is because they want to sleep with them

[iron harness]

or they want free food

[mossy void]

That’s literally the only reason
Deeper attraction comes after surface attraction

I have never met or heard of a man who loves someone, and wasn’t at least somewhat sexually attracted to them when they first met

[hot python]

Or if they are kindly requesting a water

[mossy void]

What are you on about

[hot python]

Yo mama so pretty that Sigmund Freud insists you want to fuck her

[mossy void]

You see a pretty lady, and think “hey I’d like to get to know that person”

[stoic girder]

relationships are mating behaviour

[mossy void]

And why is she pretty to you? Because of sexual attraction

Like this is basic human psychology

[mossy void]

And for whatever reason we pretend it isn’t

Because ew it’s icky to think that

When that’s

[mossy void]

Literally the whole point

Ok

Not the whole point

But you know what I mean

[hot python]

Let's see Breezy's psychology class grades.
https://tenor.com/view/paull-allen-american-psycho-paull-allens-card-card-business-card-gif-25686120

[mossy void]

It’s a fundamental aspect

[mossy void]

The joke here is that mine were the best

Lol

[hot python]

https://tenor.com/view/knife-gif-25659169

[mossy void]

Or indistinguishable from the rest depending on your perspective of the media

[hot python]

Don't worry, I have defenses...

[mossy void]

I’m not trying to convince anyone, I’m moreso venting

It’s exhausting and it’s led to me not even want to bother, at least not right now
I know I need to at some point, but it’s just
Bleh

[stoic girder]

AI girlfriends are coming

[coarse bear]

https://tenor.com/view/final-fantasy-vii-remake-cloud-strife-tifa-lockhart-aerith-gainsborough-cloti-gif-27060423

[mossy void]

I never got real opportunities to practice growing up

[stoic girder]

SURVIVE!

we are almost there bois

[mossy void]

In school every relationship I had pretty much crumbled within days, despite continual effort to spend time with them and get to know them and y’know, love them

I know I was doing something wrong because it just never would last

But I can’t figure out what

I tried so very hard

[stoic girder]

be attractive

halo effect is real

[mossy void]

Yeah but beyond that, we actually were technically kinda sorta in a relationship

Every time, it was something there, and then a week later there wasn’t

I was trying to set up dates and shit man

[stoic girder]

we just have to accept that we are the 60% of men who dont reproduce

[mossy void]

And they wouldn’t go for it,
Middle school didn’t count because her parents went with us so it was like

[mossy void]

Not even close

There was another date but nothing really happened

Idk

I tried putting myself out there, getting to know girls, trying to set up dates

And it just

Never fuckin worked

So i never got practice

And now I don’t want to bother

It’s like trying to start a fire by rubbing two sticks together in the rainforest, and the sticks keep fucking breaking