#🎪bruh-fart
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i would fucking love a mg42
thats actually how it mostly starts out though
i would probably treat it better than my first born child
is they start with a bunch of shitty old guns from the last couple wars that happened around the area
and then they either get a cache delivered from an outside source of slightly more modern guns
or they liberate and steal a cache of modern guns from the opposing force
yeah it makes sense for a insurgent group not a fucking military with nearly boundless resources
"boundless resources"
america isn't directly involved yet buddy
yeah but we are still sending billions i wish they would fucking stop
i would't say that either ukraine or russia have "boundless resources"
they got all the old shit from EU so we can upgrade our shit
we really shouldn't be sending anyone massive amounts of money
alright geting politcal im glad biden is out of office
like period, no matter who it is
sending them resouces and some of our old shit is fine
its time to get politcal
lets us get some value out of stuff sitting in an armor or warehouse thats about to expire
we did a deal with russia way back to give them tons of weapons
so thats why their conscripts are running around with 1911s and tompsons
a couple of 40 year old missiles for a bunch of russian "modern" tanks?
holy shit lend lease!
just like in tarkov!

It's just like one of my slavic shit simulators!
its bad that im 19 and i feel like im a decade behind
it aint a race its a marathon
do you have debt?
no i didnt go to college
i love turning 18 and needing to be actually responsible for myself RIGHT as everything falls the fuck apart
you are literally in the green
W
cop a ferrari or two
i wanna get investments set up but i literally cant find a job that doesnt pay me like shit
born as a trust fund kid is the best you can fucking hope for honestly
get a job and save the money
beans and rice
my moms dad was an engineer i dont know for what company but he made fuck tons
omg hiii cutie
no way im going to a walmart or grocery store and getting a job when ALL I HAVE is a HS diploma
and my mom runs like 6 elder care facilities
after the divorce my dad just went to go live out in the woods
good for him
yeah i definitely didn't get the shortest stick in the cup
but i 100% did not get a long one
hows it goobin
basically if you didnt set up investments while you were young
you are probably fucked
thats just how it is now
goobin around
like i cant even set up any because i cant get a fucking job i actually enjoy i have to work at a place that makes me wanna kill myself
by fucked you mean not super rich
nobodys starving
how are u goobin
during covid the people who were already struggling went homeless
goober
fucked as in never going to thrive
most likely survive
and if not that, REALLY fucked
i just wanna set up investments and go live in the woods
im trying to join the army so i can grit my teeth and take it for 20 years so my family can get the fucking pension
hopefully set up an IRA and some decent savings shit during said 20 years
with inflation once the prices go up they never really go down
even if inflation drops
dont you get practical experince if you go to a technical role?
tell that to my gas prices
prime fucking example
maybe use the GI bill after the first 4 years to hit college and get something decent enough and also see if i can make officer
its gone down by a shit ton
its still expensive
im paying 3 a gallon for the shittiest gas
how much is a gallon
especially with the population aging
in liter
yeah, and apparently they'll pay you to take a certain job that they need and to go to college to get said qualifications
wait
emphasis on the """""apparently"""""
because i haven't confirmed this, and just heard it second hand
sounds like a plan then you got qualifications and arent stuck in the military for the rest of your life
shit that makes your engine rust
my moms car is expensive ive filled it up a few times its fucking pricey cuz you gotta use high grade
thats why i drive a piece of shit worth 800 bucks
for 95 gas i pay 1.4 euro
it has no paint
i tried to drift my car once and almost rolled over
🧒🏻
just for fun never did it again
I do it in snow only
center of gravity
wdym no paint?
all the paint has flaked off
2000s honda moment
it would cost more to repaint it than the car
Primer
i need to swap out the brakes tho those are fucked
and ive got the loudest belt of all time
im not a car guy so im just not gonna fix it
yknow its bad when you go to every autozone in a 40 miles radius and they dont have a brake light switch for your car
i had to pull of my car battery and it would play the alarm every time i put it back on
i had to rip out the relay
and after i fixed it my radio doesnt work and i cant be fucked to get my vin and enter the code
If the belt isn't to worn, you jus gotta give it more tension. It shouldn't be too difficult bc either the alternator is adjustable or there is a adjustable tensioning pulley
it gets louder whenever i turn any idea of what it is
sounds like its on the right of my engine bay
fucking true
2.50 for me but yea
if i was in the driver seat
how many gas types do u guys have
rub some deoderant on her she'll quiet up
whats shitty gas
xd
3
u mean the old car gas
really it's about octane
regular mid grade and octane
ima assume its 95
higher octane doesn't necessarily mean better
Yeah exactly, where are my funny quips and shootouts and sigma mafia action
heres an ai overview
cuz im fuckin lazy
basically you put premium in your car if its a good one cuz its water content is lower
It's just that you need high octane for sports cars
you don't need high octane for regular cars
@river zealot
my grandma wants to give me her old beetle convertible
high octane just means high octane, not premiun super cool better gas
its better for high end engines
interesting
doesnt fuck it up
it's practically required for high end engines
but if you drive a piece of shit you can put the worst one in and not care
engines usually already on its way out
we have 95,diesel and e85
yeah yall are big on diesel
people have converted diesel engines to run on vegetable oil
fucking NEET girl streamer market is booming
what grade is 95 gas
fake neet, lack of rottmaxx
the only people who use diesel down here are people with small cocks in their trucks and people who drive tractors on the highway
The cam belt does seem to be on the right side of the engine. But idk about the turning thing (I assume you meant when you turn the steering wheel)
yeah
i dont fucking know
and she is, may Allah forgive me for uttering these words, fr*nch
Damn man thats like, 3 layers of hate
powers steering something something
vtuber
woman
french
its got 260 thousand miles onj it
every time i turn that shit on i say i prayer

cuz the previous owner has lost power steering while driving
pretty sure that's high octane
thats why i dont drive that shit on the interstate
for like bugattis and shit
no the eu 95
oh idk
could be the same
or wait maybe this
finally, a robot to clean the nuclear explosion at the shitter instead of a person
bring them shits to chernobyl
who needs immigrants anyway
if that's an immigrant job maybe they shouldn't be coming here
I don't want to ever clean shitters for a living
everything is outsourced now it fucking sucks
its called being sanitation specialist
we are outsourcing our thinking to machines
whats new
pretty much
you would have to pay me 50 an hour to clean shitters
we just segregate by class now
Yeah that'll be it. Ig 1st try tensioning the belt, if that doesn't fix it, replace the power steering pump
sounds like a pain in this ass ill prolly just run it till it kills me
run it until it sends me careening into a tree
die like a man
beer in your belly, car running 200 mph and free bird in your ear
shits been replaced like 2 times
alright i have the squealing just not the difficulty
New nickname: Naughty
be a man and fix the underlying issues
🧒🏻
nah im good
👨🏻🍼
Ok replace the belt
im also missing engine struts but that shit is never getting fixed
this isnt even a car i want to put minimal effort into fixing its that shit
perfect you can learn on a shitty car
if its your only vehicle
it will break down at the most frustrating moment
search for a new one then
i literally cant even back out my car most of the time theres so many cars here
or buy a used one
biggest mistake people do is get in debt over a fucking car
That's what i meant xD
There's like 3 sips of alcohol in there
bros doing some firebender shit for no reason
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apparently this is also gonna be a thing
this would be a fun job
kinda pays like shit tho
im getting fucking job listings for goddamn car repair

wtf this looks like AI
its fake
bro gave me an ai trailer
this is real doe..
hey this wasnt funny
im not tired boss.
i knew it was shit the moment they changed ladys design
bro elton john goes hard as shit when you are drunk
bennie and the jets is such a fucking banger
"bro trust me he is just misunderstood"
literal incarnation of hell
and considering demons are bilblical and the bible talks about forgiveness through jesus those sent to hell are egrigious
not that im religious
hell is supposed to be a place of torment for those who are heinous why does everyone try to take a spin on it
it just shits on dmc lore, fuck man the same dude who made it is the same guy who raped alucard
I hope AI takes his job
shit just gives me r/atheism vibes
"USA invasion of hell"
the military propganda worked another 1000 billion to the defence budget
bro my ac unit dumped all its water into a 10 gallon bucket i had
i didnt expect it to fill the whole fucking thing
just had a slight panic attack tryna dump out the wayer
it was literally full to the brim
tip it towards the outside so it drips out
yeah the issue is that it would just output water onto my houses siding and deck
im just running the hose through the window now
siding is meant to be rained on
that was fucking scary
same with a deck
yeah but my window is also conveniently positioned over my backdoor
which has a mesh screen to let air in
mount a little overhang so it splashes on that
i just heard my ac unit dumping water and went to go check on it cuz usually the bucket is just empty
or barely full
to my horror
you could also put a little bracket on one of the edges so it drips to the side
i've dealt with a free pissing AC unit, you gotta get creative
i wouldnt have to deal with it if my room had an thermostat
the room adjacent has one and its constantly cool
but it doesnt check mine which has a window facing the sun
at all times
blackout curtain
i would have to remove all the window trim
because whoever built the windows in this house was a retard
curtain rod?
do you live in some non euclidean space
apparently
Do you even have a house
theres also no ethernet running through this house so i have an ethernet cable duct taped across walls all the way to my room
Do you live in a house
yes yes i do
:3
dragging the massive almost overflowing bucket of water past my pc was sus as fuck
dump it out your window
its been dumped
and once i get my new case fan i can get rid of the fan blowing air into my system
my room doesnt cycle air well
bucket can go back in the garage thought it would be relatively safe
was that the guy who got assassinated by getting stabbed in the ass while he was shitting?
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YEE HAW
nice music
holy shit i went back for more drink im fucking sloshed
wha
Does he mean Finland
@median pebble
he's so real for that
hi
hiii @mossy void @idle veldt 😻
Hello
Scheduled message
bros lungs will become calcified
entertain me
he will be smelling like a flower's asshole
remember: don't call them demons
refer to them as "mortally challenged"
Frota what game should I play
caves of qud
boot it up or oil up
Let me lose this rocket league match first
okay :3
oh so the atronach conjurers are cool but as a necromancer when I...
despite making up only 15% of the magic user population, necromancers commit 50% of the violent crime in Skyrim
necromancers were a big deal in oblivion
now nobody gives a shit the dragonborn is actively sucking human souls in black soul gems

my favorite part of making meatballs
the best part... about making meatballs..........
is that dunmer dont know how to
*maniacal laughter
lets be real, necromancer in real life would be one of the highest paying jobs
free labour
What's the punchline
The issue is you would need a constant influx of corpses, and assuming other competitors are around
And a lot would be unwilling to give up the dead.
They will rot eventually
The resurrected corpse is presumably eating itself to carve whatever fuel it needs to continue
the best part.. about making meatballs... is that xalrider doesn't know how to
And it's important to make meatballs to remind yourself, that xalrider can't have anything good
he's allowed to have ragebait, virginity and autism and that's it
What
honestly kind of your fault for being in uni
i got drunk munchies
imagine being exposed to xal in real life
thats like being exposed to the black plague
thats not even that hard i got that at random
its not even that specific either????
are you retarded my guy
most of the team on a rail at the same time
DRILLDOZER
oh drilldozer
even if it was on a rail it wouldnt be that hard to organize
im drunk as shit
thats my excuse
ok i dont know how i dont have that one then
im too drunk to have any coordination so im just looking through steam
2 terabytes of rule 34

0.7 of a picture with your mom in it
2 terabytes of dick mr cockrider
You guys are mean
xela knew of the shenanigans i was going to do today and gave me the appropriate name
Is dead island 2 any good
we deep on some shit
Hi oomfie
heya menace
Ur rusky tf ur laughing at
femboy vs femboy

i forgot cheems existed till you posted this
@eager igloo I was gonna say it looks like we're gonna hash it out on the front lines but women dont get drafted

next war we send out only women
WHOOOOO
Why are you so upsetti spaghetti today
what even is the size of this ssd
nah I need men to die in war so there is less competition
Doubt Id even qualify for service
Too small and pathetic

You will be conscripted to clean boots

dickrider tryna act tough

If you can jump high enough to reach it
May need a ladder
we know both of you are garden gnome height bro shut up @naive bison
I'm 181

They'll be happy to rip each other to shreds.
Wouldn't be suprised if it ends up with the highest friendly fire rate ever.
personally i dont think anything will get done and we can just enjoy peace
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God what a good fucking song
Short ass
kendrick is ass
Ragebait not taken
Get some real music taste 
more like 1'81"
@grim iris лс
Ya got me
kendrick fans have his dick so far down their throats they just call it ragebait
(I checked that dosent work that's like 7 feet)
All you talk about when drunk is dicks
Its not alcohol you're drinking
Its truth serum
its hard not to when you have the biggest cock rider in the chat
kill yourself
You are obsessed with me that much?
I'll dream of it
@grim iris лс чекни
About cocks again
This image was made by a thalmor agent
We should find him and peat him to death
As true sons and daughters of skyrim
He never said that
its in the lore
No its not
yes it is
just assume from now on xal is always wrong

@fluid heron Should I get plum brandy or jack daniels, for the sunday?
get some cheap dogshit and pass out on the couch
There is this cheap, hard as fuck wine
does it taste like chernobyl reactor water?
Jabol
Yee, with a bit of munched salt
then its good
are you after an enjoyable drink or to get drunk
because for me its always getting drunk
Enjoyable drunkness
then get something nice for yourself
you deserve it
Thank you
my one good deed for the day
merde

you will own nothing and not be happy
but damn that guy must be fucking miserable
fucking pussy
average twitter user
i havent touched twitter since 2016
i think i made one to contact a roblox dev when i was like 10
and i got my shit restored
altho i miss being able to read it without acc
before elon musked it
motherfucker
yeah it kinda sucks you cant view the cesspool
Even the most misandrist radical feminist cant say anything more manhating
he even tried not even seeing the tweets without acc, someone probably stopped him
i really, really hate this new "money to the maxx, fuck everyone" corpo america
"New"
Wrong
so correct me ?
It’s been a thing for like 20 years, but it’s hyper inflated in the last 4
I think it’s cool that rich people love money, and have so much money they could never spend it all
And just keep finding ways to squeeze more money out of other people
what an exotic name
I cant type out the actual name
hi ham can you google that
Queers for Palestine
actually nvm just check ur downloads folder
cant believe he has a song about the double 8
14 before the double eight actually

Kanye turned into literally Clayton Bigsby
The blind, black klansman
Who doesn't know he's black
Who cares
Wdym
HAHAHAHAHA

Interesting to see the complete mental collapse of someone
We know Kanye has gone insane
Come on its a good joke
It’s not new anymore
there was a semblance of good will in tech companies
now it all vanished
On a level I wonder if he's grifting
Chat, should I subject Cockrider to horrors perfectly within his imagination?
just kiss him on the lips and let him go

Yeah I think there was a time you weren’t bombarded with ads, rented everything, and the technology was progressing in a good direction
It’s just gone so far south in the last few years
there was a guy like that?
I wonder if a certain political movement exaggerated that
It was a chapelle show skit
even mozilla deleted "we will never sell your data" sentence from their files
damn. wouldve been funny as shit if it was real
nothing good remains
I mean we got Kanye
yeahh but he wasnt there when the klan was at peak popularity he just a neo-klan member
Even the nominally good products still fuck you over
the main culprit is, why the fuck is everything based around ads, why are ads this strong and make this much money
Idk I don't keep up with Halloween ghosts
It’s a market
ooooooo scary gosts
For attention
if advertising wasnt this strong, there wouldnt be any data selling for it
masses are fucking gullible, thats why
I personally don’t care about data privacy anymore
It’s gone
Just stop showing me ads
its why theres a 3 trillion dollar company based on digital ads
because people are retarded
I won’t buy anything
so i believe every fucking problem of life can be traced back to people being retarded
Doubt
you will obviously reach for the natural disaster type of things
Kys
and i will say, people are retarded to build cities near volcanoes
What about like
or earthquake zones
@narrow lotus @stone blade @placid sail
nice pusy
Or near an ocean with hurricanes
see, americans are retarded
I feel like this just a joke
lets continue making our homes out of shitty cheap wood IN THE WORST HURRICANE ZONES EVER
yeah, retarded
hell yeah
Well no like
sticks and twigs hous
If you live in a forest
how are houses so expensive in us
And it catches fire
You wouldn’t say don’t build near trees would you
It’s a market
i am always like wtf, seeing videos of ameriburgers punching their walls in, if you try that here you get a broken wrist
buy land in nevada idfk
bro I would rather be there at least I don't have hear neighbours/housemates
it's been kinda fucking with the, other activies I have found myself in

achm
thats a good point actually
i fucking hate my upstair neybours
neigh*
so you have all the land to make seperate houses with plenty of free space
but not the intelligence to make them out of concrete
and concrete is fucking cheap
well apart of it is concrete and california earthquakes but japan solved that
why lie on the interwebz
foundations are the concreete
Every house has a concrete foundation
yes
too cheap
it's a class system there is the rich and then middle class and poor
We don’t cheap out on houses
Rapidly shrinking middle
the middle class get better materials that the house is built out of but not for a house that is meant for a zone for the rich
yes
argument : hurricanes
gods etch-e-sketch
whats up bro?
or is that just ironic shit posting
actually confused
context pls
when i was a kid, watching american horror movie, people trying to survive a hurricane in their house cellar
literally getting sucked up and never seen again
Twister
i always thought wow what a strong wind
ironic shit posting
okay
Do they not have tornados in Europe
dunno, im more mediterranean
closed seas, no ocean
The ocean has nothing to do with it
You have flat land?
well we are fucked on the earthquake side so balances out
and yes, our people are also retarded and make shitty buildings on the worst eq zones
they also make it out of concrete so you dont survive when it collapses
Cuz it’s cheap
not that its cheap, they are literal thieves
"cutting costs"
meaning their customers lifes
Near-NSFW femboy memes in ru-stalker chat :)
Public hanging
Is there a Russian brainfart
Yeah, kinda
But I don't have permission to go there
Me either
im pretty sure no
#🚽сральня🚽
Rookie and up
tornados are western hemisphere and the eastern gets uhhh
typhoons or whatever sometimes
Playing on easy mode
You're not missing too much
Yippee
forg
whats wrong
is it near or just posting femboi shit to a channel in general
I have no purpose in this game
It's femboy shit that's near-NSFW
its not NSFW though smh
I am not tired
It’s really just a wandering game
It really sorta is
oh did you not get the main quest
if its a hint of questioning of lewcidy then it is in fact NSFW
I did not
you gotta talk to dudes in base to get them
it is yeah but like
idk you're kinda prompted ingame to talk to everyone in cities because they can give you cool tasks or trades
I love forg
its sheer bad luck to miss the main quest every time you play
I didn't feel like I was prompted to do anything
Exactly
you talk to watervine guy and he makes you go get some spider things
you walk over and kill them in another tile and come back and then you get more stuff to do
FORG
and then 2 kinda side paths merge into an actual main quest
Forg
Radiator leak
What game are y talmbout
I got those quests but I just can’t be bothered to do them
Talmbout
Playoffs
do them
Idk I’d rather build a house in Minecraft
Build a house in vs
pics?
i dont get it, the line goes up but im poorer
I’m not proud enough to show it
I actually feel awful about how bad it looks and how much time it’s taken
I have horrible self-esteem on things I make
im sure it looks fine :3
I’m sure you look fine
Mods kill the sralnyans

Rancid vibes
man who the fuck cums in socks anyway
Im tired of winning Mr president
:(
average modern couple under the age of 25
the blush 
The girl behind me has long fake nails and is tapping on the screen loudly while writing the lecture down
she black?
you are in a lecture rn and on discord ?
What?
Buddy I have written down 8333 characters of this lecture
year 2025 and people still expected to write it down instead of getting ready pdfs
physically writing down stuff helps people remember
but typing it doesnt
Does
my whole uni was writing notes, i hated it, no time to look up and trying to understand wtf is going on
They are wrong
I hate this fuck
Hey msysh
Xalrider is so fucking retarded
Mine
Vintage story right
Is it any good
Its brilliant
I heard its like hardcore mincraft
Is it too grindy or what
When I finish kcd
You know fear the wolves modpack
Im starting brainfart server
For mc
Yeah that gives me extreme depression that I can’t build that nice
But I’m happy for you!
Looks great!
20 dolla
nooob ..
When I played mc modpacks I would just occupy pregenned structures
Now the tower and workshop are also finished but I don't have a pic
No
How would j get it then
you clearly are not a cave dweller. weak aura
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lemon custard doughnut hell yeah bro

Btw
Shoutout to weird japanese metal bands
Gotta be one of my favourite genders
FUCK BABYMETAL
UNDEAD CORPORATION BANGING THOUGH
bandmaid is better
Hanabie
dimwit almost on the verge of accidentally unlocking grand knowledge that will forever change their life:
Idk if they wanna take my money
just buy vintage story off of their actual website bro
true 
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Do you even know if they take roubles
Or have regional pricing
I am NOT looking at this
why are you asking me that? check it yourself
Kill yourself
Your loss
It wants me to make an account
prob gonna be some babymetal shit i aint listening to none of that
hey xal
Your loss

you have the entire internet that has a solid 90% of all compiled knowledge of the last 500 years if your fingers that are greasy from eating processed sausages all day are too slippery to use the keyboard i would understand but in any other situation this is a skill issue of grand proportions
?
Your mom suck me good and hard
tommy wright on the creep >>>
Vintage Story price, in USD, with and without VPN
I was gonna say something but I will not
yall ever play a game so much that you literally start to dream it in your sleep
"Skill issue"
Jobless 
Heh, that spell does not work on me anymore...
nah
Have a job, have no bitches, but have a two story house thats finishing construction this summer
Not being able to afford a 20 euro indie game
yeah duh so of course it didn't work
stupid

Well I am but then I won't be able to pay my payment plan next week for my keyboard and ssd





