🎪bruh-fart

[solar coral]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-snake-boss-gif-15807632592168015553

[primal rapids]

https://fixupx.com/HonkIfUrHoary/status/1904199984444248090

Sophianeⵣ is Team Hoary🦇🦇 (@HonkIfUrHoary)

When you’re the size of a small mushroom and a giant butterfly comes to terrorize you:

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[high wing]

she so thicc tho

[fluid heron]

shes a man i think

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/manul-pallas-cat-stare-angry-ugly-gif-15835164201421084377

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/statefarm-well-shes-a-guy-gif-10554521

[solar breach]

My liver is a machine that turns cheap beer into piss

[fluid heron]

this shouldnt be nostalgic

[high wing]

lmao

remember when they tried to captilize off him

and then it fell apart

[fluid heron]

no

i remember seeing it as a kid before river monsters came on at 8

[eager igloo]

Jesus fucking christ I will hurt you

[high wing]

oh well jake from start farm became iconic and they tried to captilize off it

but they got rid of the guy

[fluid heron]

yeah isnt he black now?

[high wing]

yep

[solar coral]

I've just woke up in a FUCKING steamy mood yeah, 'CAUSE I LIVE IN A SHITHOLE, do you know what I mean? BIRMINGHAM IS A FUCKING SHITHOLE, I HATE THE FUCKING PLACE, I FUCKING HATE IT, IT'S FULL OF DICKHEADS AND I FUCKING HATE IT

[solar breach]

Woke and DEI destroying yet another popular character....

[solar breach]

"Whats the move?"
My brother in christ you live in Birmingham there is no move

[fluid heron]

fuck i gotta watch river monsters again

after i finish watching every season of avgn

[solar breach]

Ah avgn

The good ol days

[solar breach]

Before he fired James

[solar coral]

https://tenor.com/view/birmingham-danny-g-average-british-citizen-british-uk-gif-5883114680171836106

[solar coral]

The furry?

[solar breach]

Sorry that's

[fluid heron]

james rolfe is avgn

[solar breach]

Nerd himself

Mike

Fired mike

[fluid heron]

Mike matay

brown bricks

[primal rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/784487027063914499/1353475031396782261/Gmrg4S8W0AAnRhZ.png?ex=67e3c399&is=67e27219&hm=a6c8758f8e38cc4acaa13a0b4b5c1660320fe5a3fefd5a6d882747aeb9753c18&

[solar breach]

Big dick mike

[solar breach]

My favorite thing to do in space station 13 was to see how many liver transplants I could get in a single game

Think my record was 6

[fluid heron]

i would just make ieds

[solar coral]

37

[solar breach]

WELDER FUEL BOMBS

prox trigger + igniter

Or a timer

Mods never caught me

[fluid heron]

i had 1 good robotics round where i made a mech suit and massacred half the lobby

and they banned me

[solar coral]

"I took one of your kidneys, thats okay you only need one, but i noticed while i was playing around in there that your galbladder was about to explode"

[fluid heron]

isnt it on steam now?

[solar breach]

Robotics was syndi one round and I got turned into a syndi Droid so I cut up the atmos

[high wing]

you should thank me

[solar breach]

Turns out there were no experiences atmos on board

[solar coral]

Thank me NOW asshole

[high wing]

i love that bit so much

[solar breach]

Entire station panicked as they watched o2 slowly drop

[solar coral]

Put it back :C

[high wing]

lool

[solar coral]

[solar breach]

THANK ME LATER, ASSHOLE

[solar breach]

That's ss14

Its

Ok

[fluid heron]

is it more stable?

[solar breach]

It's missing a ton of shit 13 had though

Eh kind of

Frontier Station was really dope

[fluid heron]

what fuckin was the engine it ran on

i cant remember

[solar breach]

Byond

[fluid heron]

yeah that shits ass

[solar breach]

Makes xray look like God's work.

[fluid heron]

makes ogre look like unreal

[fluid heron]

"youd rather listen to your own infant child choking to death" god i fucking love old avgn

[solar coral]

No i dont think i would angry virgin gae nerd

[high wing]

but hes married..

man im so glad i never installed tiktok seeing ppl discuss about tiktokers and its a bunch of retards

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpgS-qpG4_E @shell venture irl

[shell venture]

projection

american

[high wing]

lmao

[solar breach]

His character is pretty funny. But you take a look at his person he's a bit of an immature dickhead

[solar coral]

Sellout*

[high wing]

wait is he?

[solar breach]

Yes

[high wing]

i thought his friend was the immature dickhead

what has james done?

[solar breach]

His autobiography was kind of a joke

[high wing]

isnt he autistic

[solar breach]

Idk some dead lady and farts together is all I really remember

[heady crow]

worked for you

[solar breach]

Most likely

[river zealot]

[high wing]

i dunno i dont hate him

and i just watch his content

i seperate the art from the artist

[solar breach]

New AVGN is mid, but tbf that applies to like all youtubers

[heady crow]

@river zealot you

[high wing]

i mean it wasnt gonna last forever

especially when you grow up

[solar breach]

Well that's what I'm talking about

[solar breach]

It's crazy how he's still going first episode was in like

06

[high wing]

i mean he stopped for a while iirc

which good for him if he wants to keep going

alot of the old vanguards that did content like that dont do it anymore

[solar breach]

Whatever brings in money man

[river zealot]

its okay man

[high wing]

if it makes him happy and hes making money

i cant fault him

[solar breach]

I'm still pretty annoyed he fired his long time friend (and better scriptwriter) Big Dick Mike Matei

[high wing]

i do remember mike was causing issues

or something like that

he was an absolute dick to alot of ppl

[solar breach]

There was a fallout between them.

Which sucks cause James and Mike episodes introduced me to one of my favorite nes titles

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/american-history-x-gif-23623832

[slender rock]

too fucking real

[solar breach]

*work

[slender rock]

@river zealot Alo

[solar breach]

Half a poptart in my system and redbull if im lucky

[river zealot]

alo

[slender rock]

so that pain in the arm has increased

uhm

😐

[deep topaz]

Cut it off

Eat 2 grams of circumin and see god

[slender rock]

Tempting, really

[solar breach]

[naive bison]

EWWWWW

DISCORD UPDATE

LOOOOOOOOKA

[slender rock]

oh there is

[solar breach]

How they manage to make everything worse and make it more unstable I'll never know

[naive bison]

the fucking state of it

[naive bison]

blow urself up discord offices

[slender rock]

authenticate you nerd

[solar breach]

"Now that our users have gotten used to the new UI, let's suddenly revert it to a 2019-esque design."

[river zealot]

doctar?

[slender rock]

perhaps

its been like... since middle of feb?

[river zealot]

doctor

now

[slender rock]

tomorrow?

[river zealot]

✅

bro is going to be broke

[slender rock]

I have medi-cal

depends it should be in network and paid for by the state because broke dick

[narrow sorrel]

will the state pay to fix your dick tho?

[slender rock]

nothing wrong with it tho

brain however

lost cause

[fast wasp]

who even needs a working brain

[fast wasp]

normal working brains are for normies

[prime zenith]

im gonna slap you

🖐🏿

[narrow sorrel]

but you said it was broke

[slender rock]

broke dick = Poor

[fast wasp]

that would be rather rude

[narrow sorrel]

~~I know ~~

[slender rock]

@river zealot I might be cooked until apr but I'd volunteer on thurs :/

[prime zenith]

sometimes its good to be rude

[narrow sorrel]

Doc Lee

[slender rock]

[fast wasp]

not towards me

[slender rock]

yes

[river zealot]

its your choice, but i wuold skip one day of volounteering

[slender rock]

true, also a fellow volunteer is playing so they'll be short a person tho

also the dr office is north sac so it's gonna not exactly be in the same area

unless it's the DOCO

[narrow lotus]

@dreamy flax make me a summary of what was talked here

[dreamy flax]

I'm here to chat, answer questions, get the weather, and set reminders, among other things. I've also got some fun info about myself, like changing my hair color every 4 hours and my seasonal avatar. My creator is AlexFlipnote, and you can find links to support or invite me to servers as needed. If you need anything specific, just ask!

[slender rock]

useless bot

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/trevero-gif-20308813

[dreamy flax]

I can't access links directly. If you want to share something specific from that link, go ahead and describe it!

[naive bison]

good night fellas

time to bedge

:^)

[lean oak]

Hi guys

[slender rock]

I can wait until apr.. just gotta mention not to be heaving shit around too much

[solar coral]

LOL

caught in 4k

📸

[pastel quartz]

do yall agree xalrider is a pussy bitch

[dreamy flax]

Seriously?

-# 🎱 is xalrider a pussy bitch

bruh moment

-# 🎱 is he

no... (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

-# 🎱 answer the fucking question is he a pussy bitch

[pastel quartz]

fuck you

[dreamy flax]

no... (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

-# 🎱 is xal trying to get us banned

🎲 12

-# 20 ➡️ 1d20

And what makes you think that?

-# 🎱 are you lying

[split canyon]

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[slender rock]

@narrow lotus

well since the bot is a dead pos,

random memes again, included Boss, Demon Bossman and Solid snek, discord kitten is a 45 year old obese man meme shit repost. Uhmm TopHatmedic is an raging alcholic, Jake from statefarm shit, Czech lives in hell and won't like it. AVGN (Angry Video Game Nerd) and how he fell off and fired mike, the cruel reality of spending 15 bucks on a steam game for your gaming group to never touch it again (or until like 3 years later), The wineglass that is basically describing the alcholism of Tophats life, or something, Racoon got banned from some shitgame (robotics whatever the fuck that is), Kidneys Dayz meme being quoted again. Robotics game again, Ryan Gosling Playing as Barack Obama, and Barack cosplaying as Rayn Gosling meme. 4chan post about early Nicktoons giving people the gothgirl fetish. some lowcow came back on the webs, plant cum aka spring allergies, AVGN is mid mentioned again (old news) Me being a fucking idiot and dealing with arm pain, potentially pinched a nerve or torn something idfk. gonna find out on aprl 2nd so., and stupid ass discord update on xals browser version because he's a chode, then shared his playlist for some reason... it's dizzy core so its like hes being posessed by Alica for a moment. I am brainbroken™️, sharpy didn't know the american expression of broke-dick meaning poor. that's it

all the bot had to do was that

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-funny-wtf-wth-jesse-gif-17336046

[mossy void]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-funny-wtf-wth-jesse-gif-17336046

[slender rock]

I DID THE JOB THAT BOT FAILED TO DO

[narrow lotus]

huh

[slender rock]

idk

you asked for a summary, to the bot

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/wesker-albert-albert-wesker-resident-evil-resident-evil-4-gif-5143688443782660001

[slender rock]

lol

nevermind... fuck it

[narrow lotus]

yes

unfortunately nothing interesting was talked

shoker

[slender rock]

nope

[mossy void]

Huh
So if the bot worked as intended it would include blurbs of the occasional politics
That’s funny, the juxtaposition

Shitposting shitposting nuclear weapons shitposting shitposting foreign policy shitposting shitposting

[primal rapids]

"Aims gun with MIND!"

[slender rock]

i mean at least I tried more than the bot did

[mossy void]

You are the new bot now

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/bdg-brian-david-gilbert-brian-he-nice-nice-gif-27279906

[mossy void]

Fucking

Finally

The day is ober

I can go home

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/freedom-free-i’m-free-jungkook-jk-gif-4031421026425443041

[mossy void]

Sweet release

[pastel quartz]

Phantom Route (good ending). The achievement "Monolithic love, stalker style" is obtained.

[pale ingot]

God please give this guy a defective black market Mr Studd cybernetic

[pale ingot]

lowkey black market and unregulated implants in the cyberpunk universe realistically would be scary as fuck

imagine the shit they could get laced with

im not saying laced with drugs im saying like, shit theyre not supposed to do

[primal rapids]

Like, there's a reason people keep using corporate shit despite corporations actively making everything worse. The corporate shit is at least mostly expected to work properly.

[worldly gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1187279812058943548/1354188517097476288/SnapTik-dot-Kim-1888c50fa5ee2aa7cc342908e71a59a8.mp4?ex=67e461d6&is=67e31056&hm=257d8b84967b873c84eb662af33452a32b8b32775b2bcf36ffc12deb86d32b33&

[pale ingot]

imagine the shit an unregulated implant could do to you

apart from getting infected due to being unsanitary, being installed improperly, being defective and whatnot

[primal rapids]

Bioware is often safer but that shit is way more regulated, way more expensive, and takes longer to implant than the chrome shit.

Also pretty rare outside of Europe

Another problem is finding a ripperdoc that knows what they're doing, keeps their mouth shut, doesn't do weird shit to you or collect blackmail while you're passed out on the gurney, or isn't a scav front is like finding a unicorn.

Which is why Viktor is the realest of the real

[pale ingot]

never thought about it quite like that

you right

[mossy void]

They say lighting doesn’t strike the same place twice
Well, they don’t say that about bison

[primal rapids]

"If I had a nickel for every time I was gored by a bison, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice."

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/RainWindEarth/status/1904331306520969686?t=wxL699DC_nGm3uokHgf1KA&s=19

[high wing]

its crazy how much mileage that quote has gotten

[grizzled meadow]

@heavy peak @stone blade

[pale ingot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/808547001569509426/834171936816889946/image0.gif

[stone blade]

replace it with monster energy ultra

[heavy peak]

Jack Daniels?
Thats a fast acting depressant

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/big-boss-solid-snake-venom-snake-smile-mgs-gif-9363403571584396789

[pale ingot]

holy shit is that ig os

s

[upper shore]

ett ood

[foggy mantle]

Invalid member argument.
Member not found.

Usage: p!slap <member>

[pale ingot]

KURWA

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/skeletor-masters-of-the-universe-ha-missed-you-missed-missed-gif-18421113

[foggy mantle]

hamma__ slaps Drunk Headcrab [Delight PMC]

Powered by weeb.sh

[pale ingot]

kurwa

[pale ingot]

shit bot

can we get rid of pancake bot

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/leonardo-di-caprio-god-blood-diamond-danny-archer-belief-gif-4598794

[keen jetty]

wee bastard

[runic sorrel]

bred

[keen jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/true-absolute-true-true-meme-true-morgan-true-gordon-gif-17696036947574839045

[mossy void]

it's funny because that guy is a paranoid lunatic with a personality disorder

[slender rock]

alo s5

[heavy peak]

fuk u want
im busy ova here

[mossy void]

isn't that shutter island or am I wrong

[slender rock]

just saying greeting sir that is all

[heavy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-greetings-hi-hello-salutations-gif-10837818968891611424

[pale ingot]

you smell and i dont like you very much @heavy peak

i am not fond of you

[slender rock]

Ham you don't poke a grumpy bear

[heavy peak]

Bro
You're literally a low cost deli meat
your argument is invalid

[slender rock]

lol

[slender rock]

just buy a body bag so it's eaiser for the people who have to do cleanup

https://tenor.com/view/smart-thinking-thoughts-think-ponder-gif-7713620

[pale ingot]

what if i just jump in a tub of sulphuric acid from the get-go

[heavy peak]

god, this new ui is so shit

[slender rock]

so yeah but

[heavy peak]

buttons are all different sizes

[slender rock]

do not fucking use the tub

like jesse did

[pale ingot]

true

i wouldnt wanna cause property damage

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/ayo-ayo-what-the-fuck-what-the-fuck-gif-16592310

[pale ingot]

had mgs on for a good minute without keeping it going after the ninja

psycho mantis is freaky bro

i press the first person keybind and it locks onto him instead

[mossy void]

Good one.

[pale ingot]

Fuck. The bossfight is also evil

[deep topaz]

I can't wait to read this article

[arctic pawn]

damn when did this happened

[river zealot]

@heady crow

[heady crow]

i feel that

[pale ingot]

nevermind i can make it fair again by simply googling the answer to my problems

[misty seal]

Hi

im not alice on probation

[heady crow]

youre not worthy enough to be alice

[misty seal]

is it a n insult

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[heady crow]

depends on how you take it

[misty seal]

hi bruno

[heady crow]

hey 878

[misty seal]

u are awesome

[digital quartz]

nightshift lifestyle

kela rotta lifestyle

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus , @river zealot

[digital quartz]

Komm Haverkamp

[heady crow]

you might be mistaken for what a kela rotta lifestyle really is 😭

[arctic pawn]

amazing

[digital quartz]

Idk I just regurgitate things I hear

[heady crow]

youre just like me

kela rotta is basically someone (a rat) who lives on government (kela) benefits and constantly "looks" for a job to keep getting those benefits

its enough for rent and cheapest booze usually

[digital quartz]

wait why arent you just doing that?

[narrow sorrel]

he accidentally got a job I bet

[heady crow]

why tf would i

😭

[narrow sorrel]

Why wouldn't you?

[heady crow]

i still have morals

[digital quartz]

pfft

loser

[digital quartz]

morals are so 2010s

[heady crow]

and besides id rather get the experience and note on my CV that says "yes, this invidual is socially sane enough to hold a job for more than 6 months"

[digital quartz]

🤔

[digital quartz]

normal oranges or mandarin oranges?

[heady crow]

mandarin

[digital quartz]

🤝

[lyric crater]

mandrain

[digital quartz]

🤝

[lyric crater]

🫱🏿‍🫲🏻

[broken topaz]

wait theres different variations of the handshake?

🫱🏾‍🫲🏻

Very cool

[heady crow]

🫱🏻‍🫲🏾

very cool

[lyric crater]

🥷🏿

[digital quartz]

firm handshakes

[heady crow]

devious

[lyric crater]

stealth 99lv

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LabALciaCk @digital quartz is this how the weekend gonna feel like?

[deep topaz]

Holy shit it's Mr. Chud

[digital quartz]

dunno I'll probably have a crazy cortisol crash 😭

[stoic girder]

nvm 2019

[digital quartz]

you put me in the chief keef playlist

put me back into 2014

[pale ingot]

can meryl stop getting herself fucking killed or something @high wing makin me fuckin fight a sniper or some shit got damn

[heady crow]

just dont blow up new jersey

we still gotta finish sopranos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFEhJfUcD1Q

[digital quartz]

dont worry

its not macaroni time yet

[heady crow]

🙏

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus @heavy peak @heady crow @digital quartz @pale ingot @stoic girder @frail scaffold @river zealot

[pale ingot]

doing the cross before and after the test so the grade is higher

[stone blade]

REAL

one mf in my class once came with a small religious icon

and put it on the desk

[pale ingot]

the asian one coming in with a bald head and beads

type shit

[narrow lotus]

Accepting Fate that is me 100%

Also the 1.5 sleep hour guy was tweakin

[narrow sorrel]

The laughing Budai?

or the beads themselves lol

[narrow sorrel]

did he pass tho?

[digital quartz]

Puyol?

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus @pale ingot

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/carles-puyol-enjoy-disfrutala-broncano-gif-11488335

oh yeah thats puyol

[narrow lotus]

i looked so much to save this video

BAGAMIAS PULA TURN ON YOUR LIGHTS YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER

https://tenor.com/view/ofergang-daniel-gif-25330530

[pale ingot]

idk not an expert on the religion
the beads themselves

[stone blade]

romanian and bulgarian road rage is legit art

[narrow lotus]

and Russian ofc

simply cause they have more dashcams than everyone

so they record everything and oh boy

MATE

[narrow lotus]

Damirka

https://tenor.com/view/nikita-go-fuck-go-fuckyourself-nikita-buyanov-tarkovtv-damirka-tarkov-gif-411744203865230110

[native pagoda]

🧎‍♂️

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/escape-from-tarkov-damirka-gif-27327882

[pale ingot]

what about the opposite

[slender rock]

[narrow lotus]

@river zealot

Those fucking stairs man

[narrow lotus]

oh yeah i saw that

based but that guy is also true

[slender rock]

[slender rock]

you gotta get a bidet

[narrow lotus]

p!ew

[foggy mantle]

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[pale ingot]

weak penis

[mossy void]

God forbid you actually wash your ass

[river zealot]

sir please

[slender rock]

like seriously

[river zealot]

i wont be able to extract thru the hole in the wall if i see more of this

[slender rock]

Using wetwipes and/or bidet

[narrow lotus]

you will extract through the hole allright

ok time to slepe now

https://tenor.com/view/nikita-go-fuck-go-fuckyourself-nikita-buyanov-tarkovtv-damirka-tarkov-gif-411744203865230110

[slender rock]

gonna get the pressure washer just for that, spread em

[river zealot]

i will extract in the hole alright

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-chigurh-no-country-for-old-men-ok-oops-javier-bardem-gif-10579690

[split canyon]

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[slender rock]

lol

[river zealot]

yeah im done

gn

[idle veldt]

If you eat enough fiber you don’t even need to wipe

[slender rock]

true

[slender rock]

but does anyone actual have proper nutrition and fibre intake?

[idle veldt]

Yes, I do!

[slender rock]

not counting you

[idle veldt]

HUMBLE BRAG

[slender rock]

you're not the guy

stop it

god its already hot today

[mossy void]

Still funny though

[idle veldt]

Ur hot today

[mossy void]

I posted that here a while back

[mossy void]

Still very very very funny

[slender rock]

look at this shit

83 today, then it's like lol just kidding goes back down to the mid 60s

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus @river zealot

[river zealot]

@stone blade

[pale ingot]

ngl metal gear solid 1 still holds up well even 2 decades later

[stone blade]

blyaaa

[slender rock]

some places, older houses this also counts here in the states

or those familes who moved here

[idle veldt]

Good games stay winning decades later

[stone blade]

sir the us doesnt exist

[slender rock]

[slender rock]

that also makes california not exist either so

🙂

[stoic girder]

Bro lost the battle

[pale ingot]

like im playing through it rn

and its great man

[high wing]

i know where you are now

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/rocket-shi-rocket-bomb-gif-26885344

[stone blade]

so

ive been thinking

[high wing]

youve been thinking???

[slender rock]

yeah so

[high wing]

thats dangerous

[stone blade]

and tbh

[slender rock]

hows about signing up for this makerspace bub

🙂

[stone blade]

reverse cowgirl and doggy style are the same thing in outer space really

[idle veldt]

Yeah that’s true

[stoic girder]

you cant get a boner in 0 g

[idle veldt]

A lot of sex positions rely on gravity

[pale ingot]

why brother reacting with gooner emojis @slender rock

[slender rock]

idk

[pale ingot]

what servers is this guy in

[stoic girder]

its his server we are just living in it

[slender rock]

not a gooner ones

[mossy void]

Cant you though?

[slender rock]

lol

[mossy void]

It’s fluid dynamics ain’t it?

[idle veldt]

Wait why couldnt you get an erecrion

[mossy void]

Just pressure

[idle veldt]

Your blood still flows

[mossy void]

I feel like space would make boners easier

Because your heart doesn’t have to work as hard

[slender rock]

risk of cum and cooter juice

floating around

[ancient barn]

https://tenor.com/view/mouse-walkout-hi-there-bye-gif-14078209

[stoic girder]

didnt they float around the idea of sending only women into mars so that there wont be any pregnancies

[slender rock]

not sure

[stoic girder]

imagine the cat fights

[idle veldt]

I like how you said something wrong and then just forget about it

[stoic girder]

you think i care about being right?

[idle veldt]

No clearly not

[slender rock]

even so

they couldn't get the deeds done anyways

[stoic girder]

even if im wrong someone will correct me so you know, net benefit

[slender rock]

the protective suits for the climate

no one is gonna strip half naked to fuck on mars

[stoic girder]

they.... they are gonna fuck on the vessel

[slender rock]

same issue

[quartz ridge]

oh my god the new discord desktop update is cheeks

WHat is this spacing bro

[high wing]

@solar coral

[high wing]

that goes hard

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-puke-puke-vomit-kitty-vomit-cat-vomit-gif-10902081098279086080

craft beers

[fading portal]

WHERE IS ONNI MAN!!!

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-crying-cat-sad-cat-snaugz-gif-25724376

[ancient barn]

general sam wtf

[fading portal]

Are you sure?

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-omni-man-are-you-sure-are-you-sure-invincible-gif-3935116808772397515

[high wing]

there was another one

that was even funnier

[shell venture]

i hope whoever made the new discord UI doesn't live long

[high wing]

no thats not it either

theres another one where the devil dude is like ppl will find out and hes "are you sure?"

[fading portal]

I’ll contact the Lithuanian people to find it Dw

[high wing]

appreciate it

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-hilarious-funny-funny-cat-laughing-gif-15387361

[primal rapids]

https://girlcockx.com/wackyforms/status/1904553267520041069

[slender rock]

wat

[pale ingot]

TIMIȘOARA?!?!?

stai

[slender rock]

i guess?

[pale ingot]

well

the county timiș

timișoara is a city in timiș

[slender rock]

that's where the girlcockx domain is... registered

[pale ingot]

🇷🇴

[slender rock]

romanian girlcock apparently?

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/paulie-walnuts-sopranos-gif-25168388

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUHSXACtSjE

10 hours

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-cat-gif-23884170

[pale ingot]

only in timiș

[tidal trellis]

Cuuute cat

[slender rock]

hmmm

[glad carbon]

hi cute twink

[slender rock]

hmm

new discord theme is okayish but they still didn't have menus be all collapsible or a build in translator

5/10 (at least made a proper darkmode theme)

kurwa bobr

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1336322298709278811/1350026493555773520/kel-omori-are-you-sure-8cs13mpht66q34u4.webp

Im not neither!

Oh and

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1336322298709278811/1350026446776569866/omori-omori-mari_1.webp

[pale ingot]

hi twink @tidal trellis

[tidal trellis]

BRO

[arctic pawn]

wow, people have nu metal moms now

holy shit

i am old

[mossy void]

Two of them?!

[mossy void]

Only 30?

Don’t think that qualifies as a cougar my guy

45-50+ I would think

30 is moreso milf territory

Which, most certainly I am not

Immune

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/that's-bait-fishing-thats-bait-time-to-go-fishing-dark-souls-gif-12687109592345272249

[mossy void]

What’s bait

[hazy finch]

your mom

[mossy void]

[hazy finch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1078368124631535656/1111766911143911444/bottom_emojis.gif

[mossy void]

The temptation to show what I actually frequently use

It includes one that is pretty damning

Which would be very funny

[shell venture]

milf deflation

i like it 40+

[mossy void]

I’m talking the lower lower levels of milfness

[pale ingot]

i cant beat mgs1 today

[shell venture]

doesn't count

[pale ingot]

too late

[shell venture]

posers

[pale ingot]

but damn i wanted to.

[mossy void]

Like just cresting the hump

The day a woman turns 30 is the day she becomes a milf

[shell venture]

40

[mossy void]

A fully matured milf

At 40

Takes 10 years

And then 50 you begin to become a cougar

[narrow sorrel]

...motherhood optional?

[mossy void]

Motherhood optional

You just need the build

Hell

Not even that

Older women qualify across the board

Children just help them get into the true milf form

The increased body fat, all that jazz

Wonderful stuff

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/shane-walsh-shane-the-walking-dead-twd-gif-2595944102460283257

you guys are losers

[pale ingot]

limp dick user talking btw

[mossy void]

Shut up I love women

[quartz ridge]

who describes women as "milfs" or "cougars"

[mossy void]

I literally don’t though

[pale ingot]

these guys are virgins

[mossy void]

It’s only in this specific context

[quartz ridge]

other than clinically online losers

[pale ingot]

anyway gn chat

[quartz ridge]

still a loser thing to talk about LOL

[mossy void]

This is the only context I will speak with those terms, outside of this they’re simply “older women”

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-bro-youre-weird-gif-25766261

[mossy void]

And be aware I am acutely aware of the chauvinistic vibes the discussion had

Gave me a bad feeling

[quartz ridge]

even using those terms unironically in ANY context is dumb and not a correct way to adress women

[primal rapids]

Objectify everyone

[mossy void]

No shit sherlock

That’s what I’m saying

[quartz ridge]

its like women using "DILF"

[mossy void]

I would NEVER call any woman a milf

Ever

Shit’s weirdchamp

But when speaking broadly I don’t see the harm

It’s a descriptor

Nothing more frankly

[simple orbit]

My requirement For Spouse: Woman (optional)

[mossy void]

Real

[quartz ridge]

the only thing i wouldn't want is a OF girl or someone who did porn

[mossy void]

🫵 femboy

[primal rapids]

no u

[mossy void]

Put on the maid dress

[solar coral]

You mean piss?

[mossy void]

Takes one to know one

[primal rapids]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2k8o7aLEPA

[hazy finch]

erm terrorist video you about to get banned buddy!!!

[solar coral]

Goated

The most dangerous game

[quartz ridge]

Sorry ted, i was just reading feminist literature and my mind had gone blank, i just woke up to my messages rn

[mossy void]

https://youtu.be/-Q1OAAHoQyE?si=sinqvSV1AkCVK2wN

[mossy void]

WOKE??!?

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/black-women-strong-gif-18097126

[solar coral]

Are you sureible

[mossy void]

Are you sure

[mossy void]

@solar breach

[slender rock]

okay...

[viral fossil]

Ok

[slender rock]

DNSL fucked up

[slender rock]

promoting a site that sells gaming accounts...

😐

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w4QOBEDIj4

[stoic girder]

eh who cares

[slender rock]

eh

true

4.4 rating my ass tho

lol

[slender rock]

it's missing the little verrrm

[frail scaffold]

https://twitter.com/DestinyTwoLeaks/status/1904491090897502598?t=dFA1KPd5YqVQ1WjGvKW02A&s=19

Destiny 2 Leaks (@DestinyTwoLeaks) on X

who up and fertile

X · Mar 25, 2025, 11:10 AM

[slender rock]

[hazy finch]

https://x.com/Daper_Bear/status/1904424710575739095

✨Dapper Bear✨ (@Daper_Bear) on X

Kept hearing about this BrodyFoxx guy who did those “Yo Mamma” videos back in the days, and found out that they are both:

-Not the Voice actor of the characters

-Nor the artist

Just some schizo rando who ran the channel that both artist and VA don’t fuck with anymore.

X · Mar 25, 2025, 6:46 AM

not the animator apparently

[slender rock]

hm

[stoic girder]

WAAAGH!

[mossy void]

Helmet is way too loose

It shouldn’t slide up his face that easy

[river zealot]

Economy is so fucked

Footjobs are up 40%

[mossy void]

https://tenor.com/view/disintegrate-gif-22469816

[stoic girder]

do footjobs cost more than handjobs?

[mossy void]

Yes

By virtue of being harder and more fetishy

It’s harder to give a footjob than a handjob

[stoic girder]

hoeconomics

[mossy void]

Lots of stress on your calves and thighs

[stoic girder]

supply and demand too

[mossy void]

Not many are skilled enough or willing to

Well

“Willing to”

For the right price they’d do a hell of a lot

[primal kiln]

https://girlcockx.com/shitpost_2077/status/1904360086622925063

[slender rock]

well footjobs and femdom are on the same quadrant

[mossy void]

Girlcockx dot com
What in the god damn

Holy based?

[mossy void]

Indeed they are

And both are equally very very pog

[slender rock]

Handjobs can either be performed by the person (giver) either the submissive or dominate (depends on the scenario, and depending on the roles)

[mossy void]

I lean more towards dominant handjobs meself

[sage otter]

9 times out of 10 i regret alt tabbing in there

[slender rock]

Subspace Breezy got it

hahaa

[arctic pawn]

thought he was going to sing chocolate rain

[mossy void]

I suppose

(yes, often)

[mossy void]

This is the 1 time out of 10

[slender rock]

[sage otter]

No it's the tenth one, completly shifted the stats

[mossy void]

Woah that’s crazy

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/982684166825054229/1232630284252483655/ezgif-7-4b642a2dee.gif

[mossy void]

Anyway, handjobs

[deep topaz]

holy fuck bros new cucumbers in the patch notes

[solar breach]

https://tenor.com/view/kita-ikuyo-live-kita-reaction-live-kita-ikuyo-reaction-bocchi-the-rock-scared-gif-11717354043586140559

[slender rock]

mhm...

[deep topaz]

get seeds now at johnny's seeds!!!

[slender rock]

sneeds feed

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/958815967914389544/1354230882407546890/ssstwitter.com_1742764471832.mp4?ex=67e4894a&is=67e337ca&hm=ae1cd5ed0642ab978c36475d4e8cafef0b0fc0f3f4a27379a7478cf273b0e8ba&

[heady crow]

@river zealot

[glad carbon]

hi handsome

[heady crow]

Omg hii

Whatsup fror

[glad carbon]

not much :3

[deep topaz]

cookies n cream fucking blow

god strike me down if I'm lying

[glad carbon]

its so good

ur tweaking

[slender rock]

they're like okay when your a kid

but eh

tolerable but i am not gonna go crazy over it

[heady crow]

Awe ok

[deep topaz]

I am the mega tweaker

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-cat-gif-23884170

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/james-earl-cash-manhunt-tiktok-static-manhunt-2-gif-12495722403948456803

[fallow trellis]

where am i

[mossy void]

Financial solutions

[fallow trellis]

did he say chicken? does it even look like chicken? is he fucking stupid. he should work here #🎪bruh-fart message

[fallow trellis]

You're a trans supporter?
name every transformer

[narrow sorrel]

okay but what about FETs?

[glad carbon]

me pranking @heady crow

[heady crow]

I didnt know you were that dom

[glad carbon]

[deep topaz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fg3KYN6cdDY

[rose ferry]

first thing I see on opening the server

[heady crow]

Its a good post

Np about it

[fluid heron]

fucking done with strenght grinding

shit is so fucking lame

boutta also get some shit to get shops to have more items

shit is already way better

[deep topaz]

can't you just lift rocks or something to train strength

[fluid heron]

yeah but it takes for fucking ever

and theres more effecient ways but you basically need a maxed out character already and you would already have high strength so its just fucking pointless

you fill a bag carry a body and run around at 1 mph for days on end

its so shit\

every other stat i have no problem with grinding

in reality there should have always been a way to train strength through training and they never fucking idd

[naive bison]

Gm

[slender rock]

Gn

https://tenor.com/view/m4rkdoll-gif-5238933771739046910

https://tenor.com/view/matt-leblanc-joey-tribbiani-friends-door-slam-gif-15285924

[idle veldt]

Have sweet dreams blur

[naive bison]

Lmao

[naive bison]

I'm taking over the shift

[naive bison]

30 is a cougar?

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/eli-ayase-anime-love-live-school-idol-project-paper-gif-14239908187191527607

sign these tonight

alright

https://tenor.com/view/indignation-jump-window-done-gif-3443826

https://tenor.com/view/ground-gif-6133309

[naive bison]

Fake

[mossy void]

AND I THREW IT ON THE GROUND

[fluid heron]

in kenshi if you are weak the immediate response is to murder a man carry his corpse around and fill a bag with 500 pounds of iron its completely fucking illogical

[mossy void]

Carrying a guy around increases your strength gains by a lot yeah

Something like 30 percent

[fluid heron]

or you know just fucking build a gym you can build fucking turrets and shit but you cant build a goddamn weight bench

[mossy void]

Yeah god forbid

You figure out the complex ancient magical art of
picking heavy shit up and placing it back down again

[fluid heron]

you can build a fucking drill that automatically mines ores but not a fucking metal rod with weights on the end

[mossy void]

Or a weight with a handle on it

Hell

[fluid heron]

its fucking stupid

[mossy void]

A fucking rock

You can make kettlebells out of rocks

A big rock and a few wooden rods

[fluid heron]

deadass

[mossy void]

Deadass

[fluid heron]

and if you go to like the reddit people will fucking hate you because they torture themselves with strength grinding

[mossy void]

https://youtube.com/shorts/TlLN-V7Go6A?si=ApVgYqOPww5jw1VU

It’s real

[fluid heron]

i fucking love that dude

[mossy void]

Love this guy yeah

[fluid heron]

what is this dudes fucking name

[mossy void]

Futaloving cockmaster can you not read

It says that on his state ID

He had his name legally changed

I think it’s very based

True and real even

[fluid heron]

personally i prefer my women without a penis

[deep topaz]

a woman without a dick is like an angel without wings

[fluid heron]

cut them fucking wings off

[mossy void]

Women with extra is profoundly based

It’s like christmas

[fluid heron]

yknow what fuck it

dexterity dummy too fuck grinding that too

this ones too fucking cheaty for my taste even with the reduced caps

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/982684211565703209/1353868137908535376/VID_20250324_154736_358.mp4?ex=67e488f5&is=67e33775&hm=49bfc64871193633dfdc1802719bc1c1fd335d9201d0879b35025953d2b69c49&

[deep topaz]

wouldn't surprise me

[fluid heron]

fuck yeah finally

[naive bison]

[fluid heron]

easy peeler mod hmmm

i could easily remove all my characters limbs and replace them with robot ones

[narrow sorrel]

go get it from skin bandits like a "real human"

[deep topaz]

i love cheezits

only factory slop I'll give a pass

[hazy finch]

https://x.com/KINGV0NBURNER/status/1904368897995722908

John Baione (@KINGV0NBURNER) on X

#CancelSpongeBob

X · Mar 25, 2025, 3:05 AM

[deep topaz]

it's a shame ubisoft shit their bed so bad

[naive bison]

Elon reaching new levels of low, even though I agree with him on this - getting ratioed by ac shadows is insane

[idle veldt]

It’s the perfect intersection of xalrider opinions

[naive bison]

I mean, is he wrong in that hasan is a sellout fraud

[deep topaz]

who even is hasan

[idle veldt]

Yes

[deep topaz]

i hear so much shit about him

[idle veldt]

It’s ok to do sponsored streams

Even for bad games

[deep topaz]

only if you let it be known that it's sponsored

[idle veldt]

Elon has never been correct about something, especially video games

Yah im sure hasan did that

[naive bison]

Second biggest political streamer

[naive bison]

.

[deep topaz]

that means nothing to me

what has he done

[hazy finch]

https://x.com/VinceStroganoff/status/1904249800704323766

Vince Stroganoff (@VinceStroganoff) on X

Mind if this cracka speaks a little Asian today?

X · Mar 24, 2025, 7:11 PM

[naive bison]

Is it as a socialist tho?

[idle veldt]

He’s had bad poltical opinions

[idle veldt]

Being a socialist doesn’t mean you can’t take sponsorships???

[naive bison]

He's already getting amazon money

[naive bison]

Yes because you're getting paid by evil corpos

[deep topaz]

oh is he that fuckin guy who spouts about communism but lives in a McMansion

[naive bison]

Socialism obviously has a moral view

[idle veldt]

Yes

[naive bison]

Yes

[deep topaz]

food for me but not for thee

only the poor can afford to have morals

[idle veldt]

He is likely grifting

[naive bison]

Amazon is like a comixally evil company in a movie

Workers pissing in bottles

[idle veldt]

But there isn’t anything wrong with doing a sponsored game stream

[naive bison]

And hasan gets contracts with em

[hazy finch]

https://x.com/pastoralcomical/status/1904564742452097284

sophia (@pastoralcomical) on X

they shiuld sell a beer with 1 cigarette attached the way a straw is attached to a juice box

X · Mar 25, 2025, 4:03 PM

[naive bison]

Yeah as a capitalist sure

[idle veldt]

No as a communist as well

Or socialist

[naive bison]

Absolutely the fuck not

[deep topaz]

i piss in bottles if I need to, but if a company makes me piss in one to save time, I'm molotoving my supervisor

[idle veldt]

Wrong

Doing labor for money is fine

[naive bison]

Its like a conservative trumptard having a Pfizer sponsored stream

[idle veldt]

Idk what you are talk of about

[idle veldt]

It’s not

[naive bison]

Who you get the money from is important too, especially for a socialist

You're thinking about this very one dimensionally

[idle veldt]

Not really

No im not

[naive bison]

"Its okay to get paid for labor"

[idle veldt]

It is!

[naive bison]

And then stop brain function

[idle veldt]

I’m correct about that!

[deep topaz]

it depends on what you do to gain that money

[naive bison]

Or who you get it from too

[idle veldt]

Playing a video game

[deep topaz]

doing an obvious sponsored stream is okay cause all the brain havers automatically know you're a shill

[naive bison]

If hasan got a us military sponsor

[idle veldt]

Yep yep yep

Getting paid for playing a game

[naive bison]

Like on cs streams

[idle veldt]

Based and awesome

[summer flame]

Go to the fog islands and get them eaten like a man

[fluid heron]

I forgot you could do that shit

But I'm drunk and tired so that's for another time

[summer flame]

Make sure they have like at least 30-40 toughness already

Or they will just die

And they also need good lockpicking

[pale ingot]

get them chopped off by fist fighting those bugs that hide in the sand in the great desert

[fluid heron]

God skimmers

[pale ingot]

yeah fuck skimmers

fuckin early game discombobulator

[fluid heron]

Early game ape rape

[naive bison]

Does no one believe living their principles nowadays or what?

We would obviously make fun of a Nazi for his Latina girlfriend or a family values preacher for being caught at a gei orgy, not cause interracial relationships or homosexuality is wrong

[idle veldt]

You don’t know what socialist or communist principles are

It’s ok xal

Just hate on Elon for being lame next time

[naive bison]

Not taking money from big capitalist corpos cause they are evil is one of them for sure

[idle veldt]

This doesn’t conflict with communism or socialism

[naive bison]

Okay bro

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/that's-bait-fishing-thats-bait-time-to-go-fishing-dark-souls-gif-12687109592345272249

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/allstate-gotta-be-quicker-than-that-fishing-gif-11607646

[naive bison]

Anyways how's everyone's morning going

I forgot my uni pass

[minor cypress]

[naive bison]

I hope I get attendance

Its fucking insanely cold out there

[minor cypress]

Solid day so far

[naive bison]

God bless

Weather app says its 2c outside but its fucking lying

[minor cypress]

Turns out i wasn't schizo over a report, it was a test i caught, got my attaboys

[naive bison]

Its like joey diaz talking about that weed chocolate bar

"How many milligrams is it?"

[minor cypress]

And its my friday

[naive bison]

"250 but they're lying to ya"

[hazy finch]

eh 50/50 its been a month since i got my job and havent been paid at all yet since i gave the wrong bank account number and ive been going back and forth between my bank and the companys finance department to sort this shit out

[naive bison]

Classic

[hazy finch]

none of those payments bounced back to the finance department so somehow 600 bucks got sent to a invalid bank account number and is just gone

[naive bison]

600 a month sounds low

Was it like a weeks pay?

[hazy finch]

told the finance department about that and that they gotta file a missing money report or whatever the fuck

[hazy finch]

casual position i get like 1-2 shifts a week

[runic kernel]

Some fucker on dole probs has it

[hazy finch]

nah i told the bank operator about the incorrect bank number and they told me that those numbers literally dont exist on their record

[hazy finch]

been waiting for like 5 hours now for a call from the finance department and just gotta go from there

[runic kernel]

Bruh thats fucked

[hazy finch]

im still waiting for yesterdays payment to finally show up on my account since i finally got the number corrected yesterday though still no money in my account

[naive bison]

Kinda hungry

[hazy finch]

once i finally get this money im getting a forklift qualification and fucking off somewhere else

[naive bison]

But ill eat at home

Getting my own paycheck, no matter how small got me acting like the most stingy bastard

Get this terrorist supporter fuck out of my recommended bruh 😭

[high wing]

the one time ill agree with xal

https://tenor.com/view/predator-hand-shake-arnold-arnold-swarzeneger-gif-9494194

blow that stupid terrorist up

[naive bison]

By the way random thought I had, is it true that in history Judaism was the only religion to allow lending with interest and that's why Jews are bankers or whatever?

[high wing]

im not gonna touch that one

[naive bison]

He said he's planning on going to Gaza

[high wing]

hopefully someone takes his passport