#🎪bruh-fart
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no sir you can have all the man ass you want
couldnt be me
@tidal trellis are you fat ?
no they changed it in 3
they are tinks
cause offensive or someshit
RIGHT?! Getting shot like a true warm blooded american is where it's at
Jumping straight to man ass and insulting. Projecting much?
Or are you phobic?
midgets you mean
I am phobic to retards and you start to get on my nerves
i was like 30% serious
oh shit
Sure sure 
im not going on foot at midnight anywhere bro
you can't be phobic to what you are
esp not just for fucking mcd fries

im not retar
it's called hypocrisy sir
my clothes flap about on me, so no 
just an ankle biting gremlin, ignore him
he's what people pretend i am
calmate güey calmate
sadly it seems half of brainfart is like that nowadays
a shame really
Xal switching teams so fast 
so a twink bottom
what teams
xal loves licking boots
I am not EITHER!
You wouldn't get it vro
ok im not getting baited
Just polish that boot vro
xal would be the guy to raise his hand and say "teacher teacher you forgot to check homework!"
You are here speaking VRO

HOLY SHIT
"you criticize society yet participate in it 😏 "

why are you being overly retarded right now
this fr ^
STAND READY FOR MY ARRIVAL STALKER
did u drink the wrong water or are u bored or whats the deal here
what is this anti retard propaganda
Chatting in here just like you??
thats his personality
its a weekend he is sloshed
acting holier than thou
im gonna arrive
metallica reference???
just needling ppl like a dipshit providing nothing
it's that part
🤨
every message a smug remark with zero value
YEAYEAHHHH
ironic
Truly
dude i love the black album
what's the name of that car
best shit
the big one
which one is that
metallica
oh
literally
title and band
Toto Africa goated
YOU ARE
HOLIER THAN THOUUUU
YOU ARE
YOU KNOW NOT
ew
hi geytrox

@glad carbon hallo pookie 
kys
excuse me sir?
omh
maxwell penis
its him
John Pain
crazy bro
ITS DE ~~BAT ~~MAX PAYNE
... 
HUH
obama hoes i require
DON"T WEIRDCHAMP ME
He's the one bringing up maxwell's dick
hes talking about max payne
no
HUUUH
you brought context to it
where are the batteries in the gif
This one ain't it breezer
the gooning has gotten to your brainstem
he is using a bat silly
he is battering
true
bro said penis what else can that possibly mean
🏏 =/= 🔋
a name
Johnson
fuck both of you 

🤨
Maxwell is a character that exists, besides I never said anything positive I said "what?"
should have
reacted though
would have landed better methinks
I don't know about angels, but it's the Payne in the butt that gives men wings.
April fools. Jerk.
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Hanna Barbera SFX Library
Spongebob Squarepants (Audio) - "Big Pink Loser"
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insantly thinks of porn of that character
they're not all bangers 😔
max payne 2 was such a mindblowing game
that name
Mona Sax 



aw man
LMAO

close enough, welcome back Trotsky
skynet saved ur ass
holy fuck that pic makes it look like Sam Hyde was injecting HGH directly into his forehead
Jeffery Dean Morgan is such a banger voice actor
I need more JDM in my life tbh
Morgan my beloved
owie
Big if true
Big back eatin 
flop stfu
Flop are you really a twink>?
he is
Can you post hand or something
no

this meme is dedicated to brave bottom fighters of Twinkistan

Twink confirmed then
Me when I find an uneaten hooker in the wafflehouse dumpster and I'm on a bulk
tf does this mean!
sir please 0/1 yourself
Waiting for that post 
what post
imagine a woman in hogwarts getting pregnant and they just go "fetus deletus"
he has his fish
found what , your dad?
the fuck?

aaalooo
IV FOUND IT
calm down with the russian viruses bro
must've accidentally hit copy text or copy link instead of copy image
BUT IV FINALLY FOUND IT
Pulls out magnum .44
Which one r u
just a bitter observer like you are

open brainfart
starts me at one of flops omori gifs
day ruined
he's honestly a pinnacle of femboy war on gamma
we have to keep him he is a good helper
the ultimate bottom boy that can't be purged because he's part of the jannies
hi goober
typical bottom
As much as I love twinks any omori fan radiates a stench that I cannot withstand
Me when my history teacher told me to write about hitler
flop pls shower
♥️
Ivan what’s your opinion on Indian people
Poop
Indians are an interesting bunch, they are pretty hard working, they have really good doctors from what i saw
It's just their qulaity of life is down the fucking drain , they are too crowded and naturally poverty shows
Atleast Indians are self contained
I wouldnt visit india as it's simply a shithole as a country but the Indians themselves especially the ones that move out of india are ok
I also would not visit India
DO NOT VISIT INDIA
Like for me
India
Mexico
Any Middle East really
Venezuela idk
No no
see if I could I would [redacted]
You would visit china
china is ok
China is nice to tourists , yes
I wouldnt visit ughhh North Korea
yeah no shit?
Africa is also a nono
A lot of Africa is fine
Oh yeah no way im going to Africa, mostly because of some random mosquito bite killing me
You have the malaria vaccination right
Have as in what? No i dont have it done, i guess you could get it done before the trip idk
as a uk dweller, why
I know someone who works on cruise ships and yes they do them vaccines
dude you have some of the worst internet in the world
I have read too much about liberal women going into 3rd world shitholes and getting murdered
for a modern country that is
Jokes on them , it happens to any woman anywhere
Do you think your media may be biased into showing you that
It also happens to men
as in like internet speeds?
Getting stabbed by a coke addict is the same in London , US or Germany man
yes
and stability overall
( I happen to work for sky)
I was told this chat had no racism
You need to know where you go beforehand
Like Mexico , why the fuck would u travel to cartel country
could it maybe be cuz the UK is an island
Im good man
A lot of Mexico is fine
no actually
its the infrastructure
and british telecom being idiots
sometimes it just isnt worth the risk
and stubborn bastards
only recently in the last 10 years the UK has slowly started making the leap for full fibre mate
mate
fine fine
most lesbians are bi just wait
Asking for advice for dating on reddit it like fishing in the dead sea
at least for me yes
many lesbians also hate men so idk
where the dead can kill you
If lesbians can hate men why can't I hate women?
I prefer to live in ireland though if I had to choose
how can he like a woman who hates him
salut iedy

Bagamies pula
oh since when were you a lesbian expert
bagamias*
Lots of pornography
jas mi huq
nu ma fă că îți fur tot ce ai
du-te dracu să te duci
Shut UP
you too
cred că te primește cu maînile deschise
Stop speaking non American 
Mă piș pe mormântul tău
he is bulgarian so he doesnt know

listen man I just know bagamias and morti matii I'm a simple man
the differences between bulgaria and romania are the flag colours
Who was refused from schengen multiple times? Bulgaria and Romania
Who are the last 2 countries in poverty in East Europe? Bulgaria and Romania
Who has the least amount of soap used in statistics? Bulgaria and Romania

🇧🇬
🇷🇴

shitholes together stronk
the last one is due to the...nvm
Dad warning you that you gonna need a gas mask after he leaves the bathroom in the morning is peak
🤨
bro's up to vile deeds inside the bathroom
bathroom explodes as soon as you light a match/spark a lighter
I keep seeing the name thragg and I dont want to fuckin know
waiting for the day someone posts spoilers

I am aware they are a character but it sounds like an antagonist name
@narrow lotus
yoooo
BRO I CANT STOP LAUGHING
God bless Erdogan 🙏

same hahaha

burnt the fuck out of the roof of my mouth with some pizza
Mr monkey, mr monkey, can you PLEASE gimme a piece of your banana?
haha bitch don't cut yourself yo so sexy ahaha
the monkey said hell nah 🥷 you need to plant a banana tree and get your own bitch
god muthafuckin daaaaamn
EVEN NUMBER FOR THE DEAD
Insta removed the afro from the hairstyle I cant use pools closed as my ava anymore
chester stone
Literally never been more over.
I unironically love this video
same
fucking same
hold on here
just a moment please be patient
see this is weird
on my phone on insta I get racist memes , here and there some goth chick and the rest is random brainrot or crash videos
but on my pc its mostly naked women
wtf
Rate my netrunner drip
would
I hope you get taken by scavengers
Next question
Death's Head moth, next question
I was actually on my way to rescue that horrible bitch Evelyn from the scavs
she was a player, but I don't think she deserved that
how do you even spend 15k on porn
probably onlyfans videos
I mean, even if she did everything perfectly and the heist went off with a hitch, the VDB's still would've brainfried the entire crew and Evelyn out of spite
@narrow lotus @primal rapids @stoic girder @mossy void @shell venture
Because Evelyn had to be an ambitious bitch that went above and beyond to go "fuck you got mine" to everyone from the VDB's to Dex
wife material 
that's just kinda the motto of Night City
if you don't do it, someone else will
Though honestly Corpo V should have known to never do the heist since they've been working IN Arasaka for years
get your goods while you can
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@heady crow
ON MY FREAKY GAE ARC RN

I am UNMEDICATED and my head is SCREAMING
goated
||cause you dident ||
oh yeah now i remember
||d||||octored image it was all a lie ||

it did originally say soy sauce
hes soy
I hear it’s gross so, maybe only the chocolate kind
New nickname: Simpson
Reminder we should get a new GTA 6 trailer any day now given the 2025 release that will prob be delayed 3 times
Uh no I only get my protein from steaks and evil Satan jail rape protein powder, yeah you know the one
mfw my son didn't approve my hot steamy sex with marsian bug
Protein has many good sources
Like chocolate milk
Chocolate milk is pretty high in protein. Not that high but, decent
Are you sure?
Milk is FOR BONES NOT MEAT
Bro didn’t have time but I’m sure if he did he would have smashed an alien bug
I don't remember but I'm pretty sure she was marsian
🗣️
Are you sure?
yes
No she was NOT martian
Bug lady was NOT from mars
then WHO
It's over
then FROM WHERE

are you sure?
k
Grown adult men groaning in the public bathroom is pretty weird
why are you focusing on other people while using the bathroom
Heard a mf doin ts while I was in a gas station bathroom
Now, yes, getting pissy (pun intended) over it enough to make a reddit post is even more weird
like
It’s such a minor thing
You clearly havent seen it
I started reading it after s1 and dropped after hot steamy bug sex with bug kid adoption
I'm working away from my home and I have to live for few months with a dude who does every possible fucking noise, from coughing to drinking water to even fucking burping after drinking said water, you just notice that shit when it happens because it's loud and most of the time it breaks the silence
didn't watch s2
what the fuck
WHAT
And I haven't said every noise he does, shit is crazy
LEDY WHAT DID YOU DO
What’s it look like
not me , i could never get into the gambling
but yeah someone did at some point
rip

Hope it wasn't a good pattern
That's gotta be an accident tho
True and real
No knives are worth a dollar
Fuck me

You fucking moron
Delete that out of yournhead
Nope.

We are gonna kill you now.
Actually whatever thats just Atom Eve
Simple as that.
Lemme actually post that
NO
Nah it was based is what it was
Shut up I posted omnimom and got some awoogas
I posted that once
Omnimans iconic pose was leagues better you ape
Cuppy, keep yourself safe 
Yes but consider
Conquest
hi breezy

Holy based
im good :3 how are you
Also good
Getcho ass back to #╟❓general-offtopic
I dont hate goon shit I just hate women


Kek
Avatar the last motherfucker
Frotter 
@narrow lotus
Frota goons too
Difference is, Frota is based, you are cringe
Shrimple as 
Frota is based I can vouch for that
Frotting 
Masoq
You're cooked if you can recognize a creator by their art style
Actually it’s quite easy if you’ve seen their art before
Now if iedy knew by name that might have been a different thing
Art styles are pretty cool like that
A proverbial fingerprint
i posted this already
masoq yes that is his name
Oh well yeah but cuppa posted and immediately deleted just earlier so
I didn’t know it was a repost lol
No balls 
Masoq is pretty good artist
Voluptous but god forbid you post women in brainfart
@narrow lotus
Yes

I won't speak

there we are
Yes of course because everyone knows women are only for gooning and nothing else
Fkn silly ass mfs in this channel frfr
Scotty 
You when I get you
Dude i had a guy he had a fucking body kit trabant , it was yellow and used as a taxi probably before my dad was born
Stroke that little dude
get over here
That Valentino dude in Cyberpunk
What would be the woman name equivalent for Jason you think
WOULDDDDDD
I don’t think I’ve ever heard of a woman named jason
Jackie?
Me too
Strong women are so based
Women bigly based

Minecraft movie if it was based

Love women* ftfy

I aint done nufin
smh Delight would be disappointed
for the Nth time
Would he
think Delight would have liked a few
peace be upon him 
Would you prefer they wear full body coverings
انتقام كتائب البهجة قريب
Yes
The revenge of the joy brigades is near
-#
Translated from :flag_sa: Arabic to :flag_gb: English

Because I know that pretty women are to be admired
i hear voices in my head
they come for me they understand
No, beautiful men.


I mean he is making wood blocks out of thin air
me when children movie
Punching trees for a living does this to a man
Jack Black shouldn't be left around kids 💔
Being able to carry tens of thousands of tons of weight at once
Bro can bench the world
Loving this person’s twitter
I don’t watch the show but this is pretty kek imo
Twitter mentioned
Where else would one get quality content such as this
Tumblr
There exists no other social media platform that fills me with so much rage that quickly
Twitter isn’t a complete cesspool
XD
It’s only mostly a hellscape
It’s 80% botted
Yeah but this ain’t
ROCK AND STONE
Look, yes, I agree, twatter is generally a barren hellscape of hate and rage and vitriol and pain
But buried under all that
Primo
Also lots of porn
I AM DWARFPILLED
Like a lot a lot
We have porn sites for porn
You mean the entire internet?
NEVER ASK A DWARF THE RACE OF HIS WIFE
delete all social media
fuck em
leave only facebook
Show all personal information of posters
Facebook marketplace only
I DELETED YOUR DADS ASSHOLE LAST NIGHT HE LOOKS GOOD IN A DRESS
no all of facebook
thanks he has cancer
did you give it to him?
No I just cast the asshole delete spell
And put him in a dress
okay, now do that to yourself and go outside
Too busy making voodoo infused jambalaya
cool
Sorry ledy I haven't taken my meds in 2 days I'm having a breakdown
The ones that rise
Sticky Secret Sticking Sauce
gore magala chameleos and malzeno
Mend asshole
Is the proper spell
also shoutout to that one mh4u mission that made your money max out
just mend your mouth
No no you don’t see
He becomes the densest material in the universe
Every single gap is filled down to the atomic level
Wunderbar
Now where’s the video of a car mew-ing
@shell venture have you seen a valstrax?
The moment you walk outside when the neighbors have chickens
chickens are interesting little creatures
but it's funny cause even though they're (generally) prey animals, they'll chase you down if you show fear
i remember at my grandpas ranch he has a rooster that was an asshole one day it tried pecking at me and i punted the lil fucker
roosters are some mean motherfuckers
roosters will beat your ass if they think you're a threat, or if they think they can
I love esoteric shizoidism
not now varg
Pecking order established 
rooster low diffed
I dont understand why people struggle with birds attacking them
They are so afraid of experiencing minor discomfort of a tiny bite
Oh noes! It will cause a minuscule amount of pain! Run!
Scared of pain is what it is
Meditated for 37 mins and came back with a vision
Depends on the beak
thought about naked people for 37 minutes and came back with a boner
Westley before his incident could puncture skin and draw blood
Yeah but nobody’s fighting hawks or cassowaries
Just like me
icles
If you ste fighting a cassowarie you are going to die
A predatory bird can fuck you up but a goose or chicken or something like
anything that attacks your eyes is automatically scary
Cassowary*
Beta C-Mag AR-15 vs 90 to 100 feral canadian geese
They're basically diet dinousaurs
Westley btw, who beat 3 cats
Effectively the last vestige of raptors
The final ancestor
Yeah
And then it kicks you with it’s talons
And rips a hole in your leg/stomach/chest
We do not condone bird fucking here please exit the room.
In your other server you’d get a bunch of
s though
cultivate it
Fkn creep
But yeah maybe jumping on top of it might work
YOU INCLUDED
fucking cultivating spirit beasts
im going to touch you
I CAN FEEL THE BEAST COMING INSIDE ME
until they develop humanoid form
there are 2 wolves inside of you
Oh really 
1 is gae the other is gae 
@shell venture

Torx are necessary for working on new age laptops now
I love hitting nekoarc with my automobile
WORT WORT WORT
meow :3 hi @high wing

We ":3" up in this btch
we x3 in here
When I'm healing a dude in HLL and he gets domed

being a medic in HLL is pain
I get fucking angry every time one of my patients die.
explosion
launching smoke grenade
then the man you revive get blown up in piece by an enemy tank
star wars squad mod is pretty good
and you are still alive in one piece
i need a battlefront game like that
just play squad contagent
no
why
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ARCHIMEDES, NO
It’s filsy in zere
Heh, birds
hmm today I will

damn i need to replay subnautica
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dude this shit was amazing
im sitting here on fuckin fire
but i be chillin
so many chickens
Kicking my feet and clapping like a toddler rn
doing a mechanist run current once i get a agrihand then i can do that though they are fine with the grass for now
Oo actually
You know what would be a good idea
Designate the entire floor as grass
As in farming
Wouldn’t they just eat that?
no you gotta have someone harvest it first though that could be good if im saving on space but im in an open field so space isent a problem
also i got a massive fertile soil area as well
chickens naturally graze the insects from grass
I don't think they eat much grass itself
brother, if im IN a cyclops, and its on fire, im on fucking fire
so no, not on water

just got the absolute shit kicked out of my entire squad

He got banned in every other painting sub except the uncensored one reddit has no humor
Okay so google
yes google
jigglabang on gang
Google says they will eat the entire plant if they graze
Ok google
google show me this guy's balls
2 bajil result
But if you harvest it fully grown and then feed it to them it’ll be far more efficient
salam Pharaoh
So it would be better to harvest and then feed, yet you’d need labor
bip boop blap boop
get a servitor drone
So with a large enough plot you could sustain them with no labor, though feeding would be less efficient
I mean honestly you could do both
Need one to help out with my shitass mechanicus life
Assuming they don’t eat the entire plot before you can harvest it should be possible to at least bootstrap
Long enough time frame you could probably harvest some haygrass, and they would eat that before they eat the planted one I would hope
servitor initiate jacking off protocol
Which means more haygrass grows which means more harvested
To the point where they eat exclusively harvested all while roaming on a field full of planted grass
NO THEY ARE HONORED









