#🎪bruh-fart

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slender rock
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North American method

mossy void
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Exactly

naive bison
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you called me toxic for pointing out canada recommends suicide to its disabled veterans

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for asking to install a lift in their home

mossy void
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More specifically US diplomacy

stoic girder
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Youd want your government be cabable of protecting you overseas

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otherwise why are you paying taxes

mossy void
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Yeah well they can’t exactly do that when you’re overseas and dead

solar coral
slender rock
mossy void
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Protect your honor after the fact maybe

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Which is what they’re doing

stoic girder
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or make sure the other remaining ones dont get executed

naive bison
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that you were so desperate for an easy dunk

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you accidentally ran cover for a psychotic news story

mossy void
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Again, how are they supposed to be able to do that when they don’t even know they got killed until after the fact

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Like, yes, a country should protect it’s people

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Obviously

stoic girder
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the moment they got detained

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should have gone nuclear metaphorically

mossy void
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But when a foreign country shits on that, the most you can do is yell from the other side of the world until you get sick of yelling

narrow lotus
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European Parliment Member : The US Should give France back the Statue of Liberty
US Parliment Member : Absolutely Not

Idk who is more based

slender rock
# naive bison just take the L

shut the fuck up,

I see, the person that handled that is an idiot. they mixed of the MAID service, as mentioned here in the comment

mossy void
solar coral
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Based

mossy void
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Like in the sense that our government doesn’t deserve the gift

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And if they were decent they would give it back

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Or change

stoic girder
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you cant take back gifts

mossy void
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Can’t you though

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Really depends on context

stoic girder
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gift is given freely without expectation of anything

mossy void
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Like a kid who gets a car for getting straight A’s, then drops out of high school

solar coral
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But iirc isnt the MAID program used to trick suicidal people into getting therapy

slender rock
stoic girder
narrow lotus
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@dreamy flax what is the quote on the plaque on Statue of Liberty

dreamy flaxBOT
naive bison
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if you would consult the graphs, the plaque clearly states...

stoic girder
solar coral
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France should reclaim the statue of liberty, not for political reasons but so the fucking yorks and jersey mfers can stop COMPLAINING about the land claim

naive bison
stoic girder
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USA RIGHT NOW

naive bison
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so we can see its true copper self

solar coral
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They went thru a redemption arc

naive bison
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is macron still in office

solar coral
stoic girder
naive bison
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still active

stoic girder
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oh

naive bison
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are u thinking of treudau?

stoic girder
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both speak french

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i dont respect them

prisma venture
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eat snails?

naive bison
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remember when macron took off his expensive watch when talking about yellow vest protests

prisma venture
naive bison
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american fridge is like 50 drinks

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and bread

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no food

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it will be ordered thru doordash

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for 3x the price

solar coral
solar coral
naive bison
solar coral
slender rock
solar coral
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Sliced bread?

naive bison
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all i see is bullshit jars and sauces

prisma venture
naive bison
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the american pallate

prisma venture
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shit

naive bison
slender rock
naive bison
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tiktok addiction but for food

prisma venture
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and if food its shit

slender rock
severe flicker
slender rock
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smallest fucking

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image ever

solar coral
naive bison
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wrong channel bud

slender rock
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you have to go state by state for the fridge census/metrics

naive bison
severe flicker
solar coral
naive bison
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i'm being negative again

slender rock
naive bison
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i'm not arguing anymore with anyone about anything

solar coral
naive bison
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none of this is important

slender rock
naive bison
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tasty snack

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he looks like a radscorpion

severe flicker
solar coral
naive bison
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blocking is gei

slender rock
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Illinois:

solar coral
naive bison
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i did full block amnesty

solar coral
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Fucking retard

naive bison
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except for weseli and bots

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because he posted and used bots to post literal porn

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that would pop up in class

solar coral
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Least perverted brainfarter

naive bison
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and then got like a day ban for posting a picture of a woman sucking cock and covered in cum

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i opened it in uni class

solar coral
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Whats the actual word that describes a chronic gooner?

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Pervert

river zealot
slender rock
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Porn addict

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uh

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Degenerate?

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there's more I am sure

solar coral
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That reminds me

slender rock
stoic girder
naive bison
naive bison
narrow lotus
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Xalrider ban enjoyer

naive bison
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what now

solar coral
stoic girder
solar coral
slender rock
solar coral
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The prostitute thing is true but

naive bison
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Has Jimmy Savile broken into UK politics?

slender rock
solar coral
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CZECHOSL*VAKIA

stoic girder
solar coral
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Bro is an america

naive bison
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he prolly had 4 KD in this interview

dreamy flaxBOT
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📚 big jugs

A pair of large, fleshy, [spherical] protrusions, found on the [frontal] area of a female's torso and containing milk-producing [mammary glands].

[Wendy] was the [dominant] female in [the group] due to her big jugs.

naive bison
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@narrow lotus

narrow lotus
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India mentioned
Absolute Shitema

naive bison
solar coral
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India is pretty cool, good snakes

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Saw scaled viper

narrow lotus
naive bison
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and idk how he was

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but if he went like

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cooky crazy

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i mean his nervous system literally got fried by the emissions

solar coral
narrow lotus
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!5x30

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naive bison
river zealot
naive bison
slender rock
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lol

solar coral
slender rock
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I see the family roots

solar coral
naive bison
# solar coral

i read this in the voice of the comics guy from simpsons

solar coral
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I like this one too

solar coral
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My thoughts talk in morgan freemans voice

naive bison
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i have a stye

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its not nice

solar coral
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Who narrates your thoughts

naive bison
keen jetty
naive bison
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i've never seen you here

stoic girder
naive bison
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"i can't dance"

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typa shit i pull off while my food is in the microwave

solar coral
naive bison
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!5x30

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naive bison
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the music reminded me of this

naive bison
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dont care its worse

dreamy flaxBOT
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kekpoint @upper bough (pidar_69246) has been banned for reason: Didnt Comply

solar coral
naive bison
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he is not aware

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he lacks critical information

solar coral
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Thats why i said I bet

narrow lotus
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p!avatar 464782794430742529

foggy mantleBOT
solar coral
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I got that done for my birthday btw

coarse bear
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The purple fart

solar coral
naive bison
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oh jesus

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i was gonna post a random gif from my favorited

coarse bear
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Sorry
The birthday fart*

naive bison
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but because my vpn is slow

naive bison
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i couldnt see what it was

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i almost posted a gif with like 5 slurs

coarse bear
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Xal was about to polish metal

solar coral
stoic girder
solar coral
naive bison
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i should do this

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wash my armpits so i dont stink and go to bed

stoic girder
naive bison
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strange horse

slender rock
stoic girder
civic panther
glad carbon
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New @coarse bear pfp?

coarse bear
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Ye

stone blade
glad carbon
solar coral
stone blade
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the furry creatures or whatever

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ITS THE SAME SHIT

solar coral
glad carbon
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Dry is ezoni 2.0

stone blade
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OKAY

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but still same pfp

glad carbon
solar coral
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Drys pfp is me if i was uncivilized and balkan

stone blade
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isn't he fucking russian

glad carbon
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@coarse bear you beat balatro yet?

solar coral
stone blade
wraith osprey
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maggots
maggots everywhere

coarse bear
coarse bear
primal rapids
solar coral
primal rapids
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I am a basic bitch that makes scrambled eggs because it’s easy

broken pebble
coarse bear
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Scrambled?
Over easy

severe flicker
solar coral
severe flicker
solar coral
solar coral
severe flicker
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I salt it into oblivion anyway

solar coral
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Lmao!

severe flicker
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It is but a vehicle for salt

solar coral
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I always put pepper and a bit of siracha on mine

severe flicker
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Same with bread

solar coral
severe flicker
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We've been over this already

mossy void
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Maybe this time you’ll learn

solar coral
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Eggs on toast is just good

placid sail
solar coral
high meteor
keen jetty
solar coral
high meteor
severe flicker
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I'm saying I wasn't referring to that

solar coral
# high meteor

Genuinely what mark looks like at the end of the comics

solar coral
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Cocaine toast?

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Pretty good

narrow sorrel
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It's all over the counter nooooo

sour inlet
sour inlet
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I put sugar on mine :(

severe flicker
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Try salt

severe flicker
tranquil basalt
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IVAN

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showing your true colours smh my head

glad carbon
placid sail
placid sail
primal rapids
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What is it with Viltrumites and mustaches anyway

solar coral
stone blade
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the fk did i do?

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question is what didn't I do tbh

tranquil basalt
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"they all look the same"

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smh ivan

glad carbon
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hiii @tranquil basalt

tranquil basalt
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oh hiiii frota

stone blade
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now kiss

glad carbon
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hows it goin cat buddy

stone blade
tranquil basalt
glad carbon
stone blade
tranquil basalt
glad carbon
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hiii disowned

steel bone
glad carbon
tranquil basalt
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frota knows everyone

stone blade
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@tranquil basalt @glad carbon @steel bone @solar coral @primal rapids @narrow lotus @river zealot @coarse bear @frail scaffold ladies , gents and other types of creatures.
I got a glass of water

steel bone
tranquil basalt
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OMG CONGRATS!!!!!!!!

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🎉

steel bone
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Pinged whole server

tranquil basalt
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crazy how ivan can get away with pinging a mod....

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the nepotism......

stone blade
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2 of em

steel bone
stone blade
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well for one

steel bone
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Didn't ping s5

glad carbon
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@narrow lotus 🛢️ 🆙

stone blade
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me and iedy talk daily in the vc

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and two

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dry is used to my bullshit

glad carbon
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dry is the best mod ngl

stone blade
tranquil basalt
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so its your mad charsima

stone blade
glad carbon
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fella is just chill like that idk

tranquil basalt
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ivan confirmed people person

stone blade
steel bone
glad carbon
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slouchie what are you up to

stone blade
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don't get ya hopes up

narrow lotus
tranquil basalt
primal rapids
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Hey demons its me ya boi

glad carbon
stone blade
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we breed on customs

glad carbon
stone blade
glad carbon
mossy void
stone blade
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there is no saving me , @narrow lotus and @river zealot

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we are

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way past the point of no return

glad carbon
mossy void
glad carbon
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has it got any good updates lately

narrow lotus
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votv/

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??

steel bone
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Voices of the void

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Psychological horror

stone blade
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voices of this vagina

steel bone
tranquil basalt
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im trying it out

stone blade
steel bone
stone blade
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яж ми кайсиите

glad carbon
idle veldt
void lagoon
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buy a soda stream, buy caffine and stuff off ebay, nmake your own <333

glad carbon
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omg hiii spong

glad carbon
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they sell caffinated flavoring thingies at the store

river zealot
stone blade
primal rapids
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Just drink coffee or tea you weirdos

stone blade
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NO

primal rapids
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DRINK THE HOT BEAN WATER AND HOT LEAF WATER

stone blade
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:((((((((((

solar breach
primal rapids
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BRB forcefully dragging Ivan to a Starbucks

mossy void
narrow lotus
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monster , coffee and tea

void lagoon
fossil swan
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salut iedy

narrow lotus
fossil swan
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hru

void lagoon
mossy void
fossil swan
river zealot
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its over

void lagoon
stone blade
fossil swan
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i cannot drink any energy drinks, my heart will blow up

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i can get like 130bpm if i get scared, if i drink a energy thats gonna be like 200bpm

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my heart will tear itself apart

mossy void
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I had a C4 once

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felt like a bomb went off

fossil swan
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i drank redbull before

mossy void
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pins and needles everywhere

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not a good time

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energy drinks are such a mixed bag that frankly they really aren't worth it

stone blade
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not even big redbul does anything to me

mossy void
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I'll have a coffee if I'm dead tired in the morning but, short of that, no need

stone blade
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its legit water atp

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funny colored water

fading mountain
frail scaffold
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real

mossy void
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they're going to make another f u c k i n g toy story movie

upper gulch
frail scaffold
lean oak
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Guys I will send u some memes when there’s no racist memes on ig

mossy void
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you mean when hell freezes over

lean oak
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Apparently I only see kills on my racism app

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But kills are not meme

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So I will not send

solar coral
runic sorrel
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their is only this

keen jetty
lean oak
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I only get kills now on my feed

runic sorrel
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i thought it was over

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with the graphic reels

keen jetty
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social media has gone insane

runic sorrel
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no shit

keen jetty
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I had to uninstall Instagram because everytime I looked at reels it was videos of war and riots lmao

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I have become more normal ever since

runic sorrel
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lmao i only have shitpost and racist reels

keen jetty
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the shit posts were pretty good

runic sorrel
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i prefer having my feed i build brick by brick than war, internet prostitue, gore, and hate racism (not the funny one)

keen jetty
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yeah they had a lot of reels about like, maps of Europe rating the countries by which race/religion they hated the most or some shit

lean oak
keen jetty
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it didn't make me normal most of the time it just made my stummy hurt

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I just microdose racism from brainfart now

lean oak
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I can’t send racism memes here unfortunately

runic sorrel
lean oak
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Iedy doesn’t like it

runic sorrel
keen jetty
runic sorrel
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yes baste

narrow sorrel
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:DDDDD

keen jetty
runic sorrel
high wing
runic sorrel
sage otter
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narrow lotus
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"Alright, you geared-up, stimmed-out, sprint-happy PMCs, gather ‘round and take notes. I’m crouched here in this damp bush, my trusty Mosin slung over my shoulder, a half-eaten sprat in my pocket, and a grin you’ll never see coming. You’re out there stomping around like a herd of drunk scavs, looting every duffle bag, flipping every filing cabinet, jingling your keybar like it’s a damn tambourine—meanwhile, I’m the shadow you didn’t check, the silent king of patience in this godforsaken hellhole. I’ve got no fancy M4, no slick plate, no meta ammo stacked to the brim—just a dream, a scope, and the cold, hard truth that one well-placed 7.62 round is all it takes to send your overconfident ass back to the menu screen. You’ll hear the crack, see the black, and wonder why your 300k kit is now funding my next stash upgrade. Call me a rat, scream ‘camper’ into your headset, rage at the unfairness of it all—go ahead, I’ll sip my pine tea and count your dogtags while you’re at it. This ain’t Call of Duty, princess; this is Tarkov. I don’t need to run the map like some juiced-up track star. I wait, I watch, I win. When I stroll into extract with your kitted AK, your gen4, and that fancy labs key you bragged about on Discord, who’s the real Chad then? Stay mad, loot goblin. I’ll be here, blending into the foliage, living rent-free in your nightmares."

lean oak
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Get this lad a car to drive guys

sage otter
high wing
sage otter
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That's dangerously low BAC

sage otter
lean oak
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3 beers in the car

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Sounds right

sage otter
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3 beers before the bar, 5 beers at the bar, 3 beers in the car, 3 beers driving home, 3 beers at home

heady crow
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nah liqour before bar and beers at the bar

lean oak
pastel quartz
# narrow lotus "Alright, you geared-up, stimmed-out, sprint-happy PMCs, gather ‘round and take ...

||"Alright, you geared-up, stimmed-out, sprint-happy PMCs, gather ‘round and take notes. I’m crouched here in this damp bush, my trusty Mosin slung over my shoulder, a half-eaten sprat in my pocket, and a grin you’ll never see coming. You’re out there stomping around like a herd of drunk scavs, looting every duffle bag, flipping every filing cabinet, jingling your keybar like it’s a damn tambourine—meanwhile, I’m the shadow you didn’t check, the silent king of patience in this godforsaken hellhole. I’ve got no fancy M4, no slick plate, no meta ammo stacked to the brim—just a dream, a scope, and the cold, hard truth that one well-placed 7.62 round is all it takes to send your overconfident ass back to the menu screen. You’ll hear the crack, see the black, and wonder why your 300k kit is now funding my next stash upgrade. Call me a rat, scream ‘camper’ into your headset, rage at the unfairness of it all—go ahead, I’ll sip my pine tea and count your dogtags while you’re at it. This ain’t Call of Duty, princess; this is Tarkov. I don’t need to run the map like some juiced-up track star. I wait, I watch, I win. When I stroll into extract with your kitted AK, your gen4, and that fancy labs key you bragged about on Discord, who’s the real Chad then? Stay mad, loot goblin. I’ll be here, blending into the foliage, living rent-free in your nightmares."||

glad carbon
high wing
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fuggin twink

pastel quartz
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im hateposting

high wing
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you are not beloved

tidal trellis
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no

narrow lotus
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Flop new e-crush ?

heady crow
pastel quartz
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;)

lean oak
narrow lotus
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Conquer the Waves, Claim Your Destiny! We’re thrilled to announce War Sails, a major expansion for Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord, launching on PC, Xbox Series X|S and PlayStation 5 on June 17, 2025!

Watch the announcement trailer to get a first look at the intense naval warfare and epic battles that await.

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lean oak
narrow lotus
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Vikings are comin

lean oak
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Vikings conquest on bannerlord?

narrow lotus
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Seems like it , Nord faction

tidal trellis
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are u okay in the head treeman?

heady crow
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they should fix the base game first

lean oak
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Like in Vikings Conquest

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Instead it’s some cringy river battles

narrow lotus
#

War Sails introduces a unique and immersive naval warfare system that has been inspired by accounts of actual medieval sea battles. Featuring realistic wind and water physics, ship-to-ship combat lets you board enemies from multiple points, ram them, or attack from afar.

Captains can seize opportunities by boarding already engaged ships, prepare for an incoming attack by creating a floating fortress or take a risk to tie down several enemies at once - giving their allies an edge elsewhere. They may ram an enemy ship to sink it - or at least throw men off board, shatter oars and compromise buoyancy. Well-placed arrows and ballista fire can also tear through sails, further crippling mobility.

lean oak
narrow lotus
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low chance but maybe they fix that

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idk

heady crow
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where are my glorius butter kings feasts

narrow lotus
heady crow
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peasant stare

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@river zealot my friends cat

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i got a polaroid of her in my phonecase

lean oak
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Still waiting for my 300 denars compensation from Harlaus

narrow lotus
heady crow
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holy

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early game is gonna be fun!!

lean oak
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For what

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They r adding slings

narrow lotus
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to skill issue the bow user

river zealot
hazy finch
high wing
thin cedar
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like would gazelles be racist for harbouring resentments against lions?

high wing
primal rapids
# high wing

Considering 99.9999% of demons are actual murderhobos, it's hard not being racist towards them.

primal rapids
high wing
dreamy flaxBOT
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💞 Love calculator

Hunter Dandy + Unwise And Mystical Tree = 87%

high wing
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omg pookie

runic sorrel
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halam

dreamy flaxBOT
narrow sorrel
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This feels illegal Concerned

hazy finch
narrow sorrel
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what

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he's alive?!

grizzled meadow
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WHAT

slender rock
# high wing

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

high wing
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Aint no way

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Someone had to have hacked the acct right?

slender rock
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you can schedule posts

civic panther
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not the right handle

high wing
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Yeah is fake

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Only has 35 posts

slender rock
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figure as much

narrow sorrel
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tupac Twomad is alive in Serbia.

slender rock
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but also schedual a few posts before you die fuck with people

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🙂

high wing
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Hes not that smart

deep topaz
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I NEED flax

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OSPUZE IS A NEW SPONSOR FOR THIS SEASON OF THE FINALS

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OSPUZE gang

deep topaz
idle veldt
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Who is twomad

mossy void
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A youtuber/streamer guy who was pretty popular

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Died of an overdose

high wing
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and the last thing he was playing was overwatch

deep topaz
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he was playing it when he ODd

mossy void
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Died during overwatch game

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Yeah

high wing
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the last game you play and its overwatch

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big sadge

mossy void
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Overdosewatch

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He died from an overdose on overwatch

high wing
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WE GET IT

mossy void
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Do you get the joke

high wing
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no

mossy void
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The joke was

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That

high wing
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mods kill him

mossy void
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He played the game so much that it killed him

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Very sad

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😔

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Poor fella

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Though legitimately drugs that can kill you are bad mkay

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Don’t do them especially when you’re a fungus

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Fungi

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Mushroom

mossy void
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This guy to be clear

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Gnight girl, I’ll see you tomorrow

keen jetty
#

he was a child molester or something right?

mossy void
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I don’t think so

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Though I could be wrong

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Been wrong before

keen jetty
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I know he had some kind of sexual misconduct allegations

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I think he was texting teenagers or something

idle veldt
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Overdosed on morphine

mossy void
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Yeah he was accused of a bunch of stuff after he died

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Really really really weird that jamski waited until the news was public to say anything

idle veldt
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Who

mossy void
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Jamskii another youtuber made a bunch of claims like, days after the news of twomad’s death

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Regarding horrible things the guy supposedly did

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And he was supposedly “staying silent” about it, meaning he seems to have known for a while

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And yet he waits until the day he dies to break silence?

idle veldt
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It happens

mossy void
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Aka waiting until the dude can’t defend himself

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Not to say he knew twomad was going to die obviously

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But like, if I found out a big youtuber is a vile evil person, and had evidence to support the claim, I’d drop that shit like a molten rock

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The moment I found it, i mean

grizzled meadow
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Breezy knows more

mossy void
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I’ve done some research on the subject but it stunk of bull

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So I let it fall into the periphery of my mind

deep topaz
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breezy is pro groomer hes got all the details

grizzled meadow
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I faintly remember some videos he made where he said he actually talked with a girl/girls from Ohio or some shit and they were minors, they're probably still on his Twitter

deep topaz
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FROM OHIO!!!!!!!!!!!

mossy void
#

But like,
Okay, sure, let’s assume he did all the terrible things they said he did. Why wait until the day TMZ drops an article announcing his death to say “Twomad is evil actually, but I’m not going to share any details…”

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Same shit with dr disrespect back when all that went down.
Of course, it turned out to be true, but all these people saying “oh man a bunch of really big stuff happened but I’m not gonna talk about it…” screams engagement farming

idle veldt
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Could be coincidence

mossy void
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If you find out someone you’re close to is a pedo/rapist/stalker/etc drag his ass through the dirt in public

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Don’t just keep that junk private and expect me to just take your word for it

idle veldt
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Ok breezy

mossy void
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Don’t do that.

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Broke my train of thought, goober.

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Boo thumbs down

idle veldt
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It’s that easy

mossy void
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So damn patronizing

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Just a verbal stun grenade

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This stuff happens so often that like, I don’t understand why people just sit on the evidence they have, or say they have evidence but don’t share it. “Oh man I have a huge bombshell about to drop, stay tuned”
Content farming. And cringe.
Either build up evidence and stay silent until you’re ready to share, or keep it to yourself

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It makes me want to just deny the allegations to begin with when people do that, like in twomad’s case. It’s such bad taste

prime zenith
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jarvis clean my ass

mossy void
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Jarvis replace the water in his bidet with bleach

deep topaz
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does this fit go hard

mossy void
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Centripetal force to pull the poopy out faster

deep topaz
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Ospuze Gestapo

mossy void
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Banana man

thin cedar
primal rapids
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Eat the cat

slender rock
prime zenith
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🥶🧊

mossy void
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What if you sit but it’s already warm

prime zenith
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😳

arctic pawn
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heavy metal

solar breach
arctic pawn
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is this animation from ramnstein?

hazy finch
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changed my mind generated a new world made a vault tec ideology faction and have started construction of the vault

solar breach
arctic pawn
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i thought it was a part from the heavy metal magazine animation

solar breach
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its an aftershave commercial LOL

idle veldt
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The substance

solar breach
grizzled meadow
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@mossy void fwiw I agree with you

mossy void
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Based

arctic pawn
mossy void
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I knew there was at least one person

arctic pawn
grizzled meadow
hazy finch
arctic pawn
idle veldt
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The substance

idle veldt
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I don’t like this video

prime zenith
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music🎶🎵

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those are some big ass roaches

slender rock
solar breach
prime zenith
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aaaaaaaaaa

mossy void
prime zenith
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i have never seen a roach irl

mossy void
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The pizza is spawning them

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Has a cockroach spawner in the middle

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Infinite roaches

prime zenith
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xp farm

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gem farm with apotheosis installed

mossy void
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Protein farm jokerge

prime zenith
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if we had roaches here id need like a sonic gun or something

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plasma gun

mossy void
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We can solve world hunger if we take notes from snowpiercer

prime zenith
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real

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insects populate so easily

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boom infinite generator

mossy void
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Protein bars

slender rock
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german roaches are the worst for pest control

mossy void
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Don’t ask how they’re made

arctic pawn
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eat ze bugz

prime zenith
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500k?

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how

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LMAO

mossy void
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Tiny and there’s tons of them

slender rock
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one female can lay like 18 egg sack which can have tro like 50+ little tiny baby roaches

prime zenith
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people back then: bible said we will die by mosquito

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now we catch them

arctic pawn
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yeah

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and they eat everything

hazy finch
slender rock
mossy void
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You should allow the roaches to conquer your home

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If you’re hungry they’re hungry

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Feed them

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It’s the morally correct thing to do, I think

prime zenith
mossy void
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Ze boog will inheret ze earf

slender rock
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Cry noo

mossy void
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If you’re cold they’re cold

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Open your hearth and home like a good hearted human

prime zenith
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id never enter my room again if i found a single big roach

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🙏🏻

storm stream
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If you got roaches, means your place is dirty af. They eat decaying bio

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or something

mossy void
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We don’t that’s propaganda

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I mean-

slender rock
mossy void
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They don’t

slender rock
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it takes one that hitches a ride on something

idle veldt
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Bug chat

arctic pawn
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literally joe's apartment movie

mossy void
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La cucaracha la cucaracha
Nanananananana

slender rock
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literally

prime zenith
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breezy behind the keyboard

arctic pawn
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movie's fucking insane

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talking roaches wtf

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please do not make turkish jokes, i cant take it anymore

mossy void
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Good song

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Classic

slender rock
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the ones that are in your microwave

prime zenith
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do they like being microwaved?

arctic pawn
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i need to buy one btw

deep topaz
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if they can survive a nuke they can survive the microwave

slender rock
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do not

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get used

slender rock
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i swear

mossy void
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Microwaves generate heat through moisture

prime zenith
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humans can survive a nuke but not a microwave

arctic pawn
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i want to buy one thats brand new

mossy void
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If they have moisture in them they will boil on the inside

arctic pawn
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never had a microwave at home

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we use the oven to heat shit

prime zenith
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i aint turning on 250 degrees to warm my sandwich

mossy void
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Microwaves cause water molecules to oscillate, generating heat

slender rock
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now you can piss off the brits by vibrating the water to make tea instead of a Kett'el

mossy void
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Microwaves do pretty much the exact thing as kettles

arctic pawn
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cant you get a lil cancer on the process?

mossy void
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No

slender rock
arctic pawn
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of heating food

mossy void
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Myth

slender rock
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wtf...

mossy void
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Standing next to the microwave won’t give you cancer

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Now standing outside will

prime zenith
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gives your electronics cancer

arctic pawn
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what about eating the food that was heated on the microwave?

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i guess its ok to eat cancer

mossy void
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The food itself will depending on the chemicals in it

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But not because of the microwave

arctic pawn
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i see

slender rock
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all they do is shoot an wave, a freq that just wiggles the water molecules n the food

mossy void
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The only thing microwaves do is make the water molecules jiggle

deep topaz
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it's not using radiation to cook your food

slender rock
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and the water molcs wiggle wiggle that causes friction and then heat

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this is like

arctic pawn
slender rock
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5th grade science?

deep topaz
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try microwaving a dry cookie. nothing happens

mossy void
prime zenith
mossy void
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You know like radio waves

arctic pawn
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hmm....

mossy void
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Different kind of wave

slender rock
mossy void
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Microwave oven is the proper term, but we call them microwaves to save on time

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Because the oven uses microwaves

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To generate heat within the food

storm stream
arctic pawn
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so its like

mossy void
#

A single water molecule
Red is the hydrogen atom, white are the oxygen atoms
The positive and negative is the polarity

arctic pawn
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a mechanism that makes water vibrate to heat it

mossy void
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Like a teeny tiny magnet

slender rock
arctic pawn
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how the hell they manage to do that

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how does this wave works

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is it jsut metla

mossy void
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The microwaves pass through the molecule, and flip back and forth, causing the molecule to spin back and forth, generating vibration, which is heat

storm stream
arctic pawn
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austin went hard on microwaves today huh

slender rock
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ScienceFart™️

mossy void
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They bounce off the walls of the microwave oven, which are metal, so they may pass through the food again

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Which is why putting metal in the microwave is so bad

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It causes the waves to bend and twist in weird ways

slender rock
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metal with sharp points

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it'll arc over

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round metal is fine

mossy void
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Sometimes in on itself, generating extremely sharp spikes in local temperatures in a single spot

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Plasma

slender rock
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forks bad. spoons you can

arctic pawn
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so the water molecules shake that shit until it heats

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cuz of the micro waves

mossy void
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Yes and no

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The movement is the heat

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What you feel as heat is vibrations in molecules

slender rock
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the shaking causes friction

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friction is heat

arctic pawn
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i see

primal rapids
mossy void
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Heat is vibration

storm stream
slender rock
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try rubbing your hands really hard and fast for a while

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there you go

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heat

arctic pawn
#

so microwave is like

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a big vibrator?

mossy void
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Because friction generates vibration, which is heat

slender rock
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yes

mossy void
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It makes water vibrate yes

slender rock
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a water vibe

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brrr

arctic pawn
#

some mystical shit

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it vibrates water

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but not other shit

mossy void
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It was discovered by accident

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They wanted to make radars

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But discovered microwaves create heat

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In things that have water

arctic pawn
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nice

mossy void
thin cedar
mossy void
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It’s not magic, it’s science, and it’s really fucking cool

slender rock
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hot cross BALLS

mossy void
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Scientists are modern wizards

slender rock
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lol

mossy void
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The fact that anyone anywhere can just learn the magic of science

arctic pawn
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sorry

thin cedar
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lol

arctic pawn
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idk if those balls are allowed

mossy void
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I love science and I think more people should care about it

thin cedar
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dunno if they are fine for tv they should be fine for people playing stalker tbh

storm stream
mossy void
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Yeah I suppose the proper phrasing would be heat is vibration, not vibration is heat

deep topaz
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if our atoms had no heat we'd be absolute zero without sunlight

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(in space)

mossy void
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Total lack of movement is absolute zero

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Everything is moving constantly

mossy void
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Which I think is pretty cool

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Yeah like how all toads are frogs but not all frogs are toads

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There are different kinds of vibration

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And heat is just one of them

prime zenith
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all roaches are insects but not all insects are roaches

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wow ur so smart

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🫚👈🏻

mossy void
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Thanks :)

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One could argue that toads don’t really exist

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Because they’re just another kind of frog

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They aren’t their own distinct thing, because they be froggin

prime zenith
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do we exist

mossy void
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No

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Well

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You don’t

prime zenith
#

only you do

arctic pawn
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indeed

mossy void
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No we all exist

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But you exclusively

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Don’t

arctic pawn
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we literally exist only on your mine Breezy

arctic pawn
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mind*

mossy void
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True

prime zenith
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breezy is the hive mind

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🧎🏻‍♂️

mossy void
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Yep

arctic pawn
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🫃

mossy void
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You are all figments of my imagination

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Drug fueled haze

arctic pawn
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Yes, glad that you know that

mossy void
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I try not to think about it

arctic pawn
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we are all chemical reactions of your brain

mossy void
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Technically

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Reality isn’t as you know it

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It’s only what your brain interprets it as

arctic pawn
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its just different kinds of vibrations

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probably

mossy void
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No I mean literally

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You only have a slice of reality

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The rest of it is your brain simply guessing

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Like sight

arctic pawn
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nice

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that actually super dope

mossy void
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Your eyes flit around constantly taking, effectively, the equivalent of 10 out of 60 frames a second

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Fraction wise

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The brain’s job is to fill in the blanks

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Well, my numbers may be off

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But literally your eyes just take snapshots very quickly

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And your brain fills the gaps in

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And there’s a delay

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Say you’re playing table tennis
The ball is moving far too fast for you to be able to see it where it is, because of the delay

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But your brain knows where it was and how fast it was moving, and to where

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So it tells you where it’ll probably be

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And often it’s right

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And boom, you smack it back

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And I think that’s pretty cool :)

prime zenith
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so we are just spy camera for the ccp that controls us

mossy void
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Yes

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Like birds

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Who are drones

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For the NSA

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NSA controls the birds, who watch us, who are controlled by the CCP

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It’s one big surveillance loop
To what end is above my pay grade