#🎪bruh-fart
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Exactly
you called me toxic for pointing out canada recommends suicide to its disabled veterans
for asking to install a lift in their home
More specifically US diplomacy
Youd want your government be cabable of protecting you overseas
otherwise why are you paying taxes
Yeah well they can’t exactly do that when you’re overseas and dead
two different covos going on at once
or make sure the other remaining ones dont get executed
just take the L
that you were so desperate for an easy dunk
you accidentally ran cover for a psychotic news story
Again, how are they supposed to be able to do that when they don’t even know they got killed until after the fact
Like, yes, a country should protect it’s people
Obviously
But when a foreign country shits on that, the most you can do is yell from the other side of the world until you get sick of yelling
European Parliment Member : The US Should give France back the Statue of Liberty
US Parliment Member : Absolutely Not
Idk who is more based
US
the french are never based

shut the fuck up,
I see, the person that handled that is an idiot. they mixed of the MAID service, as mentioned here in the comment
I think he meant more symbolically
Based
Like in the sense that our government doesn’t deserve the gift
And if they were decent they would give it back
Or change
you cant take back gifts
gift is given freely without expectation of anything
Like a kid who gets a car for getting straight A’s, then drops out of high school
But iirc isnt the MAID program used to trick suicidal people into getting therapy
Americans don't even remember the quote on the plaque below the statue and it's meaning and symbolism.
thats not a gift thats a reward
@dreamy flax what is the quote on the plaque on Statue of Liberty
The quote inscribed on the plaque of the Statue of Liberty is:
"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
the wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"
This quote is from the poem "The New Colossus" by Emma Lazarus.
WOLFENSTEIN FEFERENCE
"BUT THE PLAQUE"
if you would consult the graphs, the plaque clearly states...
France should reclaim the statue of liberty, not for political reasons but so the fucking yorks and jersey mfers can stop COMPLAINING about the land claim
france should be occupied and forced to clean it
USA RIGHT NOW
France is based
They went thru a redemption arc
is macron still in office
Macaroni
fidel castro jr.? no
oh
are u thinking of treudau?
eat snails?
Average american fridge
remember when macron took off his expensive watch when talking about yellow vest protests

jarin kobra 💀
that's just wrong
american fridge is like 50 drinks
and bread
no food
it will be ordered thru doordash
for 3x the price
bread?
No thats the rgb minifridge in your goon cave
oh yeah i got shit for telling people they are mentally ill for FREEZING BREAD
Ok ok some bread is meant to be put in the fridge but like
Sliced bread?
no alcohol
the american pallate
shit

probably in the freezer as a microwavable meals
tiktok addiction but for food
and if food its shit
I can't add any more reactions
Sourdough is literally made to be frozen
we do not care
wrong channel bud
you have to go state by state for the fridge census/metrics
go to #╟🔰☢newbies-chat
nuke it all
Vile statement
We?
i'm being negative again
NY:
i'm not arguing anymore with anyone about anything
You need your estrogen pookie
none of this is important
Cali:
Just block and ignore him idk
Illinois:
Xal is my bestie
i did full block amnesty
Fucking retard
except for weseli and bots
because he posted and used bots to post literal porn
that would pop up in class
Least perverted brainfarter
and then got like a day ban for posting a picture of a woman sucking cock and covered in cum
i opened it in uni class
That reminds me

Problematic pornography use (PPU) is a type of compulsive sexual behavior disorder (CSBD).
Hideo kojima classic
Xalrider ban enjoyer
what now

Has Jimmy Savile broken into UK politics?

CZECHOSL*VAKIA
ah yes the race swapped incel thing
Bro is an america
he prolly had 4 KD in this interview
📚 big jugs
A pair of large, fleshy, [spherical] protrusions, found on the [frontal] area of a female's torso and containing milk-producing [mammary glands].
[Wendy] was the [dominant] female in [the group] due to her big jugs.
@narrow lotus
India mentioned
Absolute Shitema
in reality you get manipulated by energy drink companies
@narrow lotus @stone blade
i didn't play s2
and idk how he was
but if he went like
cooky crazy
i mean his nervous system literally got fried by the emissions
Hes a little fruity
!5x30
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must have been one of your acenstors
ok
lol
Truuuue
I see the family roots
i read this in the voice of the comics guy from simpsons
I like this one too
Morgan freeman in my head
My thoughts talk in morgan freemans voice
Who narrates your thoughts
obliterated
I'm in your walls.
Anyway credits to this random gentleman : youtu.be/sMXsRapaAy0
"i can't dance"
typa shit i pull off while my food is in the microwave
Lowkey kinda chill in the video
!5x30
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the music reminded me of this
Do we have the IRL version
dont care its worse
@upper bough (pidar_69246) has been banned for reason: Didnt Comply
for what
1984
Porn or nazi pfp i bet
Thats why i said I bet
p!avatar 464782794430742529
The purple fart
Fric u vro,,,
Sorry
The birthday fart*
but because my vpn is slow
Xal was about to polish metal
It means you were about to polish metal
is that zelensky? 
Me going to jail for selling fentanyl so i could buy more furry art
yes
i should do this
wash my armpits so i dont stink and go to bed
strange horse
infinite beer hack
New @coarse bear pfp?
Ye
dry2.0


FAM THEY LOOK THE SAME
the furry creatures or whatever
ITS THE SAME SHIT
I WAS HERE BEFORE DRY
Dry is ezoni 2.0

isn't he fucking russian
@coarse bear you beat balatro yet?
maybe? idfk
maggots
maggots everywhere
Not even close
I bet you dont even know how to cook a really good omelet
I am a basic bitch that makes scrambled eggs because it’s easy
Scrambled?
Over easy
I prefer scrambled
Scrambled how
Just crack into pan and beat the shit out of it
Do you take it off the heat when the curdled form so it gets that buttery texture?
Idk
Mid..
I salt it into oblivion anyway
Lmao!
It is but a vehicle for salt
I always put pepper and a bit of siracha on mine
Same with bread
Eggs on toast is goated
I mean salt and bread
We've been over this already
Maybe this time you’ll learn
Allen could solo nooan
😨
Genuinely what mark looks like at the end of the comics
Rember?
It's all over the counter nooooo
had that once before. taste exactly what i imagined, sweet gravel and bread
Salt
Wdym sweet
I put sugar on mine :(
Try salt
Basically two bites allow it
WOAHHHH
IVAN
showing your true colours smh my head
What about baba is you
do your older men wear those funny moustaches too, which immediately made the viltrumites funny as fuck, or it's only post-soviet thing
Yeah they did
What is it with Viltrumites and mustaches anyway
Its a cultural thing
?
the fk did i do?
question is what didn't I do tbh
oh hiiii frota
now kiss
hows it goin cat buddy
looks female enough 
its going
same
Going where
under there
hiii disowned
Oh you remember me

frota knows everyone
I checked , it ain't there
@tranquil basalt @glad carbon @steel bone @solar coral @primal rapids @narrow lotus @river zealot @coarse bear @frail scaffold ladies , gents and other types of creatures.
I got a glass of water

ok
Pinged whole server
2 of em

well for one
Didn't ping s5
@narrow lotus 🛢️ 🆙
dry is the best mod ngl

so its your mad charsima
and that
fella is just chill like that idk
ivan confirmed people person
ohuel
Ye that didn't stop him from muting me
no more kidney stones?
slouchie what are you up to
nah I go get big hell tomorrow
don't get ya hopes up

just listening to music rn, gonna either play smelldivers 2 or VoTV later
maybe I get ice tea
Hey demons its me ya boi
nah iedy you'd be better but youre a stinky tarkov goblin
we breed on customs
i remember this lyric

there is no saving me , @narrow lotus and @river zealot
we are
way past the point of no return
hiii breedy
votv is awesome :3
has it got any good updates lately
voices of this vagina
Stfu
a test version released semi-recently
im trying it out
dinahu debil
яж ми кайсиите

Frota 🫵
3 on top of the plane
2
id win
buy a soda stream, buy caffine and stuff off ebay, nmake your own <333
omg hiii spong
i do that x3
they sell caffinated flavoring thingies at the store
4, i would just get off
it will not be the same as hell energy man
Just drink coffee or tea you weirdos
NO
DRINK THE HOT BEAN WATER AND HOT LEAF WATER
BRB forcefully dragging Ivan to a Starbucks
i drink all 3
monster , coffee and tea
hii, wait ohhh, thats why i was a month back, what am i doignin brainen farten
salut iedy
yo
hru
yeah, we get cummmy ache, rip balls, so sad 😭
II DONT WANNA GOOO
AAAAAAA
probably sperm carmps too, heard of them but never know anyone that it happened to
make tea, with hot mosnter water 😄
they'll make me get some gey ass mocca latte with spices and crema
i cannot drink any energy drinks, my heart will blow up
i can get like 130bpm if i get scared, if i drink a energy thats gonna be like 200bpm
my heart will tear itself apart
i drank redbull before
pins and needles everywhere
not a good time
energy drinks are such a mixed bag that frankly they really aren't worth it
not even big redbul does anything to me
I'll have a coffee if I'm dead tired in the morning but, short of that, no need
real
they're going to make another f u c k i n g toy story movie
real
you mean when hell freezes over
Apparently I only see kills on my racism app
But kills are not meme
So I will not send
Thanks to all of you for making my brother happy
R.I.P Fran
2008 - 2024 the best brother i could ever ask for.
bruh it's racism app
their is only this
eternal struggle tbh
I only get kills now on my feed
social media has gone insane
no shit
I had to uninstall Instagram because everytime I looked at reels it was videos of war and riots lmao
I have become more normal ever since
lmao i only have shitpost and racist reels
the shit posts were pretty good
i prefer having my feed i build brick by brick than war, internet prostitue, gore, and hate racism (not the funny one)
yeah they had a lot of reels about like, maps of Europe rating the countries by which race/religion they hated the most or some shit
real
U can’t be normal without a daily dose of racist reels

it didn't make me normal most of the time it just made my stummy hurt
I just microdose racism from brainfart now
I can’t send racism memes here unfortunately
Iedy doesn’t like it
baste
yes baste
important message for brainfart
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"Alright, you geared-up, stimmed-out, sprint-happy PMCs, gather ‘round and take notes. I’m crouched here in this damp bush, my trusty Mosin slung over my shoulder, a half-eaten sprat in my pocket, and a grin you’ll never see coming. You’re out there stomping around like a herd of drunk scavs, looting every duffle bag, flipping every filing cabinet, jingling your keybar like it’s a damn tambourine—meanwhile, I’m the shadow you didn’t check, the silent king of patience in this godforsaken hellhole. I’ve got no fancy M4, no slick plate, no meta ammo stacked to the brim—just a dream, a scope, and the cold, hard truth that one well-placed 7.62 round is all it takes to send your overconfident ass back to the menu screen. You’ll hear the crack, see the black, and wonder why your 300k kit is now funding my next stash upgrade. Call me a rat, scream ‘camper’ into your headset, rage at the unfairness of it all—go ahead, I’ll sip my pine tea and count your dogtags while you’re at it. This ain’t Call of Duty, princess; this is Tarkov. I don’t need to run the map like some juiced-up track star. I wait, I watch, I win. When I stroll into extract with your kitted AK, your gen4, and that fancy labs key you bragged about on Discord, who’s the real Chad then? Stay mad, loot goblin. I’ll be here, blending into the foliage, living rent-free in your nightmares."
No car to drive precisely because it's only 3 beers
That's dangerously low BAC
No wasting the dip, eat that wasp
ahem, refer to this!
#🎪bruh-fart message
3 beers outside the car
3 beers in the car
Sounds right
3 beers before the bar, 5 beers at the bar, 3 beers in the car, 3 beers driving home, 3 beers at home
||"Alright, you geared-up, stimmed-out, sprint-happy PMCs, gather ‘round and take notes. I’m crouched here in this damp bush, my trusty Mosin slung over my shoulder, a half-eaten sprat in my pocket, and a grin you’ll never see coming. You’re out there stomping around like a herd of drunk scavs, looting every duffle bag, flipping every filing cabinet, jingling your keybar like it’s a damn tambourine—meanwhile, I’m the shadow you didn’t check, the silent king of patience in this godforsaken hellhole. I’ve got no fancy M4, no slick plate, no meta ammo stacked to the brim—just a dream, a scope, and the cold, hard truth that one well-placed 7.62 round is all it takes to send your overconfident ass back to the menu screen. You’ll hear the crack, see the black, and wonder why your 300k kit is now funding my next stash upgrade. Call me a rat, scream ‘camper’ into your headset, rage at the unfairness of it all—go ahead, I’ll sip my pine tea and count your dogtags while you’re at it. This ain’t Call of Duty, princess; this is Tarkov. I don’t need to run the map like some juiced-up track star. I wait, I watch, I win. When I stroll into extract with your kitted AK, your gen4, and that fancy labs key you bragged about on Discord, who’s the real Chad then? Stay mad, loot goblin. I’ll be here, blending into the foliage, living rent-free in your nightmares."||
can you stop twinkposting
fuggin twink
im hateposting
you are not beloved
u like meee :DD
no
Flop new e-crush ?
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Whaaaaat
Vikings are comin
Seems like it , Nord faction
brytenwalda for bannerlord?
they should fix the base game first
Ah damn, no sea battles

Like in Vikings Conquest
Instead it’s some cringy river battles
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I thought so too
diplomacy is ass
low chance but maybe they fix that
idk
where are my glorius butter kings feasts
The update no one ever wanted
peasant stare
@river zealot my friends cat
i got a polaroid of her in my phonecase
omg bruno they added slings

is beeing anti demon really racist tho?
like would gazelles be racist for harbouring resentments against lions?
Considering 99.9999% of demons are actual murderhobos, it's hard not being racist towards them.
💞 Love calculator
Hunter Dandy + Unwise And Mystical Tree = 87%
omg pookie
halam
This feels illegal 
WHAT
you can schedule posts
its fake
not the right handle
figure as much
tupac Twomad is alive in Serbia.
Hes not that smart
Who is twomad
and the last thing he was playing was overwatch
he was playing it when he ODd
WE GET IT
Do you get the joke
no
mods kill him
He played the game so much that it killed him
Very sad
😔
Poor fella
Though legitimately drugs that can kill you are bad mkay
Don’t do them especially when you’re a fungus
Fungi
Mushroom
he was a child molester or something right?
I know he had some kind of sexual misconduct allegations
I think he was texting teenagers or something
Overdosed on morphine
Yeah he was accused of a bunch of stuff after he died
Really really really weird that jamski waited until the news was public to say anything
Who
Jamskii another youtuber made a bunch of claims like, days after the news of twomad’s death
Regarding horrible things the guy supposedly did
And he was supposedly “staying silent” about it, meaning he seems to have known for a while
And yet he waits until the day he dies to break silence?
It happens
Aka waiting until the dude can’t defend himself
Not to say he knew twomad was going to die obviously
But like, if I found out a big youtuber is a vile evil person, and had evidence to support the claim, I’d drop that shit like a molten rock
The moment I found it, i mean
I haven't really followed the story but apparently (and I'm not even sure) this is correct + probably something sexual
Breezy knows more
I’ve done some research on the subject but it stunk of bull
So I let it fall into the periphery of my mind
breezy is pro groomer hes got all the details
I faintly remember some videos he made where he said he actually talked with a girl/girls from Ohio or some shit and they were minors, they're probably still on his Twitter
FROM OHIO!!!!!!!!!!!
They’re not supposed to know that shush
But like,
Okay, sure, let’s assume he did all the terrible things they said he did. Why wait until the day TMZ drops an article announcing his death to say “Twomad is evil actually, but I’m not going to share any details…”
Same shit with dr disrespect back when all that went down.
Of course, it turned out to be true, but all these people saying “oh man a bunch of really big stuff happened but I’m not gonna talk about it…” screams engagement farming
Could be coincidence
If you find out someone you’re close to is a pedo/rapist/stalker/etc drag his ass through the dirt in public
Don’t just keep that junk private and expect me to just take your word for it
Ok breezy
It’s that easy
So damn patronizing
Just a verbal stun grenade
This stuff happens so often that like, I don’t understand why people just sit on the evidence they have, or say they have evidence but don’t share it. “Oh man I have a huge bombshell about to drop, stay tuned”
Content farming. And cringe.
Either build up evidence and stay silent until you’re ready to share, or keep it to yourself
It makes me want to just deny the allegations to begin with when people do that, like in twomad’s case. It’s such bad taste
Jarvis replace the water in his bidet with bleach
advanced pooping
does this fit go hard
Centripetal force to pull the poopy out faster
Ospuze Gestapo
Banana man
yellow nazi trashman uniform
Eat the cat
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What if you sit but it’s already warm
😳
heavy metal
rammstein isnt heavy metal smh
is this animation from ramnstein?
changed my mind generated a new world made a vault tec ideology faction and have started construction of the vault
no
i thought it was a part from the heavy metal magazine animation
its an aftershave commercial LOL
The substance
it always goes back to the rocks
@mossy void fwiw I agree with you
Based
goes hard lmao
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I knew there was at least one person
this magazine goes hard
If no one got you, you know I got you
made it a tunneler ideology to start off with but overtime ill probably add transhumanist to it
The substance
I don’t like this video
transhumanist is absolutely ridiculous
aaaaaaaaaa
Holy fucking based
i have never seen a roach irl
We can solve world hunger if we take notes from snowpiercer
german roaches are the worst for pest control
Don’t ask how they’re made
Tiny and there’s tons of them
one female can lay like 18 egg sack which can have tro like 50+ little tiny baby roaches

You should allow the roaches to conquer your home
If you’re hungry they’re hungry
Feed them
It’s the morally correct thing to do, I think
Ze boog will inheret ze earf
If you got roaches, means your place is dirty af. They eat decaying bio
or something
they can still get in without dirty house
They don’t
it takes one that hitches a ride on something
Bug chat
literally joe's apartment movie
La cucaracha la cucaracha
Nanananananana
literally
movie's fucking insane
talking roaches wtf
please do not make turkish jokes, i cant take it anymore
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La Cucaracha · The Mariachis
Mexican Fiesta
℗ 2017 Stab Productions Ltd
Released on: 2017-05-05
Auto-generated by YouTube.
Good song
Classic
literally talking about the actual fucking insect
the ones that are in your microwave
do they like being microwaved?
i need to buy one btw
if they can survive a nuke they can survive the microwave
False
i swear
Microwaves generate heat through moisture
humans can survive a nuke but not a microwave
i want to buy one thats brand new
If they have moisture in them they will boil on the inside
i aint turning on 250 degrees to warm my sandwich
Microwaves cause water molecules to oscillate, generating heat
now you can piss off the brits by vibrating the water to make tea instead of a Kett'el
Microwaves do pretty much the exact thing as kettles
cant you get a lil cancer on the process?
No
no
of heating food
Myth
wtf...
gives your electronics cancer
what about eating the food that was heated on the microwave?
i guess its ok to eat cancer
The food itself will depending on the chemicals in it
But not because of the microwave
i see
all they do is shoot an wave, a freq that just wiggles the water molecules n the food
The only thing microwaves do is make the water molecules jiggle
it's not using radiation to cook your food
what is it using then
5th grade science?
try microwaving a dry cookie. nothing happens
Microwaves
nice try
You know like radio waves
hmm....
Different kind of wave
Microwave oven is the proper term, but we call them microwaves to save on time
Because the oven uses microwaves
To generate heat within the food
Well if you heat the water to intense boiling and wait a few mins to let the tea steep, there shouldn't be a problem. But ig some americans have difficulty with that
so its like
A single water molecule
Red is the hydrogen atom, white are the oxygen atoms
The positive and negative is the polarity
a mechanism that makes water vibrate to heat it
Like a teeny tiny magnet
I mean you can't really fuck it up unless you're just hopeless but I've seen hardcore brits get pissed as if I shagged their mom infront of their dad so idk
The microwaves pass through the molecule, and flip back and forth, causing the molecule to spin back and forth, generating vibration, which is heat
There are people who don't know how to boil water, so yeah
austin went hard on microwaves today huh
ScienceFart™️
They bounce off the walls of the microwave oven, which are metal, so they may pass through the food again
Which is why putting metal in the microwave is so bad
It causes the waves to bend and twist in weird ways
Damn who is she
Sometimes in on itself, generating extremely sharp spikes in local temperatures in a single spot
Plasma
forks bad. spoons you can
Yes and no
The movement is the heat
What you feel as heat is vibrations in molecules
Instructions clear, filled the microwave with steel ball bearings
Heat is vibration
that's why water may also be called a polar solvent
Because friction generates vibration, which is heat
yes
It makes water vibrate yes
It was discovered by accident
They wanted to make radars
But discovered microwaves create heat
In things that have water
nice
And this is why I love science so much
yes hold your balls next to it!
It’s not magic, it’s science, and it’s really fucking cool
hot cross BALLS
Scientists are modern wizards
lol
The fact that anyone anywhere can just learn the magic of science
sorry
lol
idk if those balls are allowed
I love science and I think more people should care about it
dunno if they are fine for tv they should be fine for people playing stalker tbh
I'd say not quite. Vibration is movement of material- when atoms have a combined non-zero average distance traveled. Heat is when atoms vibrate/move within the volume they occupy
Yeah I suppose the proper phrasing would be heat is vibration, not vibration is heat
Which I think is pretty cool
Yeah like how all toads are frogs but not all frogs are toads
There are different kinds of vibration
And heat is just one of them
Thanks :)
One could argue that toads don’t really exist
Because they’re just another kind of frog
They aren’t their own distinct thing, because they be froggin
do we exist
only you do
indeed
we literally exist only on your mine Breezy
mind*
True
Yep
🫃
Yes, glad that you know that
I try not to think about it
we are all chemical reactions of your brain
Technically
Reality isn’t as you know it
It’s only what your brain interprets it as
No I mean literally
You only have a slice of reality
The rest of it is your brain simply guessing
Like sight
Your eyes flit around constantly taking, effectively, the equivalent of 10 out of 60 frames a second
Fraction wise
The brain’s job is to fill in the blanks
Well, my numbers may be off
But literally your eyes just take snapshots very quickly
And your brain fills the gaps in
And there’s a delay
Say you’re playing table tennis
The ball is moving far too fast for you to be able to see it where it is, because of the delay
But your brain knows where it was and how fast it was moving, and to where
So it tells you where it’ll probably be
And often it’s right
And boom, you smack it back
And I think that’s pretty cool :)
so we are just spy camera for the ccp that controls us





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