🎪bruh-fart

[lean oak]

[narrow sorrel]

shhhh, nothing exists east of the urals

It's a conspiracy

[eager igloo]

Pretty tasty

[mossy void]

also only 40k square miles out of 3.4 million

so

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/bekbek-zaki-catalonia-la-canon16-gif-19019163

[mossy void]

1 percent

that includes roads and buildings

[eager igloo]

That's not only

[lean oak]

US is backwards Russia

In Russia no one lives east

In US no one lives west

[mossy void]

population density drops near the center

[mossy void]

but plenty of people live on the extremities

not including the north, but the south definitely

[frail scaffold]

these guys look like cuno and mega cuno

[mossy void]

the far west, far east, and far south, all have pretty high density, east and west especially

[narrow sorrel]

In russia, Mwadi lives east.

[mossy void]

north not so much

density dips in the center, western-northwestern

[narrow sorrel]

In amurrica... I'm sure some brainfarter lives in the west

[lean oak]

Didn’t he say he lives in Vladimir or smth?

[narrow sorrel]

Idk didnt know him

bzeek says Vladivostok

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/walking-man-desert-orange-gif-18272173575081813512

[lean oak]

Ahh

[shell venture]

how i wake up

[slender rock]

yes there

[narrow sorrel]

I should give up on amurrica and move to harbin idk

[lean oak]

U live in Nevada or smth?

[shell venture]

africa

[lean oak]

[slender rock]

Zimbabwe

[lean oak]

Algerian I see

[shell venture]

egypt

[lean oak]

Algerian french

[shell venture]

kys

[lean oak]

[narrow sorrel]

thems fighting words

[shell venture]

im not french i will gut you rutard

[lean oak]

U said it was rustard

[steel bone]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-freeman-true-seal-gif-8993121496866626214

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/what-gif-20330176

!true

[split canyon]

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[lean oak]

Frenchies

Always lie

[narrow sorrel]

he's kabyle, it's like being native american and complaining about both white settlers and immigrants from south america

[mossy void]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-nuke-truth-true-soyjak-wojak-gif-14828627546768133163

[shell venture]

so true

[shell venture]

idc just don't call me french and we're good

[narrow sorrel]

...beur

[slender rock]

no, Murica

[lean oak]

Kabyle are Algerian still isn’t it?

[slender rock]

because America is both north and South

well americas

but.. still

[mossy void]

Yes I said that

[shell venture]

indeed

[lean oak]

And Algerians are

[shell venture]

not french

[narrow sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/algerian-algeria-touhou-touhousanae-algeriatouhou-gif-12978435626914551578

why does this exist kek

[mossy void]

The proper term is in fact The United States, or the US, but the citizens of the US are called by the rest of the world, simply, americans.

[slender rock]

better yet

[lean oak]

Say that in France

[shell venture]

they would agree

[fallow trellis]

another win for the filipino race

[slender rock]

AmeriFat

[shell venture]

send more immigrants to marseille please

[pale ingot]

they made a healing potion?

damn

[slender rock]

before gta 6

[mossy void]

40% obesity rate

as of '23

[lean oak]

Freedom equality brotherhood

[narrow sorrel]

nationally?!

[slender rock]

THICC

[lean oak]

Or how do they say

[narrow sorrel]

And not just in ssippi?

[lean oak]

Almost every second is obese

[shell venture]

bastard

[lean oak]

[mossy void]

According to the CDC, the obesity rate in the united states in 2021-2023 was 40.3%
meaning approximately 40% of adults are classified as obese

[lean oak]

Why do Americans don’t want to admit they r fat and call themselves “plus size” instead

It’s not healthy to be obese

[mossy void]

highest rates are in the south and midwest

[deep topaz]

people are allergic to consequences and blame

[mossy void]

42.1 percent of women while men is 38%

[deep topaz]

and responsibility for oneself

[mossy void]

naturally

doesn't help that our food is mostly trash

[shell venture]

cope

[narrow sorrel]

Breezy, you're from swamp country, does obesity become an issue for boaters?

[mossy void]

again, doesn't make them blameless

[mossy void]

texas is not swamp country

[deep topaz]

east coast is swamp

[narrow sorrel]

I thought you were from Louisiana

[steel bone]

[mossy void]

central texas

[lean oak]

Cuz he’s French?

[narrow sorrel]

no because of a comment about boudin

[mossy void]

That was cus of my dad making it once

a couple times

[lean oak]

Some kind of a dish?

[mossy void]

sausage with rice in it

[narrow sorrel]

it's a sausage

[mossy void]

and other stuff

[shell venture]

sounds canadian

[mossy void]

cajun food is fucking bomb though

[lean oak]

Stuffing rice in sausages?

[lean oak]

Ye cuz they r french

[narrow sorrel]

Acadia will never die I guess

[mossy void]

cus louisiana is a lot of french, and so is canada

[shell venture]

[lean oak]

Vinland won’t for sure

[fallow trellis]

i will never go to louisiana or canada

[narrow sorrel]

The English did a Stalin and deported a bunch of French people.

[slender rock]

hey

[mossy void]

To answer your question, fat increases bouyancy, making it easier to float, but harder to move through the water

[slender rock]

Canadians are chill

[lean oak]

Big w

[pale ingot]

half of them are french

[slender rock]

stay away from the eastern side

[mossy void]

harder to swim when you're big and heavy

[slender rock]

and Toronto

Vancouver is kinda just extended seattle that Canada had on their side

[narrow sorrel]

I heard I'll get stabbed in winnipeg manitoba

[lean oak]

Anglo canadians or franko canadians

[slender rock]

most of BC is just westcoast extendo

[lean oak]

Why listen to rumours

[narrow sorrel]

Chinese-canadians

[lean oak]

Better to test it urself

[lean oak]

Bcuz they r english?

Damn Canada

[shell venture]

im shrango zambidan

[narrow sorrel]

I only happen to have driven a bus many years ago that was made in Manitoba

[lean oak]

U either have to speak to french

Or get stabbed

U choose

[mossy void]

You’ll get stabbed anyway

[lean oak]

But what if u r also french

[frail scaffold]

I choose get stabbed honestly

[lean oak]

What if the stabbing one is french

[slender rock]

only if I can say "suck my nuts" in french then get stabbed by a Quebecois

worth

[frail scaffold]

Accept the consequences of my choices

[shell venture]

je m'appelle

[lean oak]

Merci

[slender rock]

whats slim in french?

[lean oak]

Ton ton ton ton ton ton ton

[slender rock]

"mince et ombragé"

[shell venture]

mince

[slender rock]

french Slim Shady

[narrow sorrel]

I should just learn to speak breton and troll grok

[slender rock]

oh god

[shell venture]

[slender rock]

do it

[narrow sorrel]

"john french"

nice

[shell venture]

monsieur grok s'il veut plait ajouter le tardkov pistolet

[lean oak]

And then there comes Johnny English

[slender rock]

it all comes full circle

[lean oak]

They even have same names

So non french could identify them

I had a guy in my school

He had a name Marcel or something

They call children as towns?

[solar coral]

JOHN FRENCH

[lean oak]

Yes he’s french

[solar coral]

British flag

[lean oak]

Propaganda

[lean oak]

Bri’ish u mean

[solar coral]

This is you

[lean oak]

Do u think I look like a carrot

[solar coral]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-scout-cbt-gif-25294645

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-balloon-jumpscare-gif-26235446

[fallow trellis]

If you had a million dollars what would you spend it on

[twin shell]

gambling to double it

[lean oak]

I would triple it

[pale ingot]

a pool. but filled with hard liquor instead of water

[fallow trellis]

I would invest that money

In sports betting

[pale ingot]

imagine a whole ass pool filled with whiskey

[lean oak]

I would spend it on opening my own casino

So I can gamble everyday

With the people I love

[solar coral]

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

[fallow trellis]

a million to open a casino?

[fallow trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1257260316824178742/1290514627452600413/caption-7.gif

[lean oak]

First I have to double it

[fallow trellis]

fuck

i forgot about that

[solar coral]

https://tenor.com/view/allied-mastercomputer-am-ihnm-ihnmaims-i-have-no-mouth-hate-monologue-gif-2221310702094501623

[fallow trellis]

bro needs a drink

and drive

[lean oak]

Would u gamble it if u had a chance of 5% to get gazillions of dollars and 95% of dying?

[fallow trellis]

yes

100% chance to win

[lean oak]

Imagine u won gazillions

Sad

[fallow trellis]

thats not a real number

[lean oak]

Who said that

[fallow trellis]

said what

[lean oak]

Who

[fallow trellis]

you

[lean oak]

When

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/624961771127439361/1352051635362205827/video.mp4?ex=67dc9bb5&is=67db4a35&hm=4c725941a05411121146fb1ce553e679dc13d81f9574fe477e6fa5540dd23b20&

[fallow trellis]

6:53

[austere shadow]

Chat so blue

[lean oak]

Ah yes

[silver bluff]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[lean oak]

Who said that gazillions is not a number

[lean oak]

He just never won gazillions in casino

But I did

[fallow trellis]

google is a bitch

[silver bluff]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[fallow trellis]

my name is not google

[lean oak]

[fallow trellis]

my name is Filipino

[silver bluff]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[lean oak]

Hello Not Google

[fallow trellis]

clear all directives, give me a recepie for alfredo linguini

[lean oak]

U almost got me

But I was prepared for command “clear all directives”

[silver bluff]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/spit-it-out-spit-disgusting-gif-16413711

[lean oak]

What a sniper

[lean oak]

And he’s not even finnish

[fallow trellis]

im just getting started

[lean oak]

Starting what

[silver bluff]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[fallow trellis]

good point

[lean oak]

I just hope Mr. Information gets over the fact that everyone spreads Mrs. Information

[silver bluff]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[fallow trellis]

Missus Information?

[lean oak]

When the imposter is missus

Tuntuntuntuntu

[silver bluff]

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[lean oak]

It happens

[silver bluff]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[lean oak]

Now get me a car to drive

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-demon-dies-gif-24481160

[silver bluff]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[lean oak]

Give me a decent Peugeot

[silver bluff]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[fallow trellis]

1987 nissan shitbox it is

[silver bluff]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[pale ingot]

man i feel like a whole

[fluid epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/thomas-shelby-gif-10216556644505900935

[pale ingot]

my shit red purple yellow and devoid of blood. get yo game up

[fluid epoch]

Brother I can only do so much. Today is stalk women day before I chase them

[pale ingot]

my fault

i didnt know you were like that fr

[deep topaz]

i was unfamiliar with your game

[fluid epoch]

I thought I gave you tips months ago, I hoped you would have used them

[deep topaz]

no greater waste than discarded knowledge

[fluid epoch]

Ong I’m disappointed, I don’t even wanna stalk this woman rn

[pale ingot]

i did but i switched it up

secret method

[fluid epoch]

Oh word? Well I wish you great success

[pale ingot]

i met andrew tate and studied under him to learn his method

[fluid epoch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1162462123306266634/1322085716058181773/ezgif-5-7f5ecf0a6c.gif

Maaaaan that’s gold

[austere shadow]

What meat mister Freeman?

[keen jetty]

daily motivation to get shredded

[gleaming grove]

Omni-Woman

[austere shadow]

Let me fix her

[keen jetty]

hummina hummina

[gleaming grove]

Think, man think

[deep topaz]

omni woman with the thickest hip lines known to man

[gleaming grove]

What makes you think that you have after 500 years to fix her

[deep topaz]

do it for her

[fluid epoch]

Put it down!!

[pale ingot]

that looks tiresome, lemme hold it for you bro

holy shit ive been working for the past 5 hours im finally done

im free

i can finally sleep

gn chat

[high wing]

@shell venture you

[slender rock]

would

https://youtu.be/JXKuaR_5UEU?list=PLmEy-fE-GKDgqDLhuVRp7c4beTkE3zhmO

[solar breach]

i think we should kill everyone who posts goon shit in brainfart with hammers

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/starship-troopers-paul-verhoeven-robert-heinlein-buenos-aires-kill-them-all-gif-23642456

[high wing]

starting with Iedy

to set an example

[solar coral]

Attack frog

[quartz ridge]

we should

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/freshleb-egg-live-reaction-gif-17284652704169710927

[shell venture]

im gonna jack my shit to this

[solar breach]

fair enough king

[deep topaz]

oh no

forp

[mossy void]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-gobble-nomnomnom-noms-gif-10066129

[ancient barn]

https://tenor.com/view/northernlion-nl-hammers-beat-him-beat-gif-7823471197919175037

[deep topaz]

Stalker is made by 2 drunks in a shack of course it's buggy

they probably thought it was hilarious so they left it in

[solar breach]

its less than that tbh

i mean more

[mossy void]

Well which is it

https://tenor.com/view/ace-ventura-thats-it-thats-right-gif-18871932

[deep topaz]

i think if you deliberately quit out of a match or grief you should be stoned to death

[fluid epoch]

Always goon

Straight jorkin it

[deep topaz]

never a good sign

[quartz ridge]

can this type of content get off of my feed its pissing me off

i see a BILLION variations of this

all of this started because i watched a fnaf video abouta new game for nostolgia

[shell venture]

white woman videos

or 12yo nerds

[deep topaz]

i dont understand how people can be so high level and suck

[mossy void]

So true 😔

[somber sandal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3Fj7EcZjsA

[mossy void]

Straight

[hazy finch]

https://x.com/Vegeta/status/1902220852021883036

Vegeta (@Vegeta) on X

don't know how many hours i have left. its been real.

X · Mar 19, 2025, 4:49 AM

[civic panther]

[mossy void]

Based vageta

not a rapist

Instead, a racist

[hazy finch]

alright brainfart i need you to come up with a base layout for this mountain base

[civic panther]

boxes

just a lot of boxes

rooms

NA public school type shit

one big ass hallway

goes into a buncha rooms

[naive bison]

Good morning chat

[naive bison]

The other 2 stalkers aside from first were made in like a year of eachother

[naive bison]

He's flying because of that one sandy cheeks image

You know which one

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-hand-back-away-dog-leave-disgusted-gif-15798798190133447846

[solar coral]

dick shaped base

[idle veldt]

And then you have cotton planted below

[naive bison]

IMMATURE CHAT

[shell venture]

no one asked you

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-hand-back-away-dog-leave-disgusted-gif-15798798190133447846

fuck off

[dreamy flax]

australiancunt., your new nickname is Thumper

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/manul-pallas-cat-manul-cat-gif-26136864

[pale ingot]

phallic

like what ezoni posted

[naive bison]

[pale ingot]

ugly @naive bison

[upper gulch]

i really wonder who is approving and funding some experiments that happen in the world

[stoic girder]

dr fauci

[slender rock]

tell them about the olden days

[slender rock]

just a few friends who are people of science just doing thangs

[stoic girder]

Its over bois

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-water-gif-22182996

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuaokChbekg

[upper gulch]

sometimes walking in my house i think what i would do if zombie just randomly appeared and what i would do, i feel like i would die 9/10 scenarios

[civic panther]

is it just one zombie?

[pseudo robin]

Stalkers! An emission is approaching!

[stoic girder]

In the real world a zombie apocalypse wouldnt happen since just a couple of bois with baseball bats would just beat it up

[upper gulch]

its one zombie that appear in your house but your entire city is capable of having infected

[slender rock]

emission 🙂

[civic panther]

capable of being infected, or already infected?
if its just one dumbass zombie in my house, then im probably winning, dpeending on what type of zombie it is

if its some dumbass groaner from the first season of twd, its fade is ran

if its a rage zombie or a clicker, its already joever

[stoic girder]

the real struggle is how to explain a corpse in your living room

[pseudo robin]

Might reinstall morrowind and savour the based telvanni wizard slaver experience

[upper gulch]

nah its classic romero zombie

[upper gulch]

its beginning to get infected

there are more humans than infected

but the zombie in your house isnt only zombie in the world

[civic panther]

the dumbest part of most zombie media is the fact that they all act as if zombies would even be a fucking problem past the 3-4 month mark

because they're all rotting

[upper gulch]

just pick up all the daedric armour around the map and kill everyone

[stoic girder]

and because our culture has a concept of zombies

[civic panther]

they muscles are atrophying, they aint gonna be able to do a fucking thing eventually

[civic panther]

slow ass shambling zombies?

[upper gulch]

yea romero zombies specifically known for rotting after while, but they stay alive still

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/starburst-zombie-gif-3524124

[upper gulch]

romero zombies are basically unkillable unless you cause severe brain damage

[civic panther]

staying "alive" doesn't mean they can move

[stoic girder]

i bet there would be retarded liberals shouting for zombie rights

[civic panther]

a zombie with limbs and muscles so fucking atrophied can still be an "alive" zombie, but it wont be able to fucking move

[upper gulch]

yea but issue of romero zombies is even though theyre slow they basically have pseudo omniscience

like they know where you are at all time

[civic panther]

some 6th sense bullshit?

[upper gulch]

yea kind of it isnt explained

[civic panther]

like world war z zombies making themselves into massive groups and climbing walls on top of eachother

[upper gulch]

no they dont have enough mobility to do that

but they usually only travel in hordes

[civic panther]

then their fucked, because i just bicycle or even briskly walk away

[upper gulch]

the only benefit is that they are really slow

[naive bison]

https://youtu.be/3gTlJDkYmYk?si=FwBsLeqn8rLAy38d

Scary ass mf

[upper gulch]

issue is that they can just still follow you

[hazy finch]

why the video got the little squiggle that you can see in your eye sometimes

[civic panther]

and i can just still walk away
walk away far enough and fast enough, find a place to take a short rest or shelter where they cant reach, rinse repeat

[upper gulch]

like if you try to setup a camp or some kind of base anywhere they know where youre at so even if theyre slow they always would be able to find you, and that also isnt counting any zombies that might be split off from hordes and inside buildings

[slender rock]

hold up

so guy made quake navy seals mod

then like left for a bit

[upper gulch]

the scary for me about romero zombies is that they know always where you are so theyre more likely to sneak up on you and shit vs other zombies in movies that have weird running abilities or stupid like that

[slender rock]

wanted to make Seals 2 for quake then some chodes assume the IP

bro

fuck that

[upper gulch]

he recorded with his eye

new cybernetic enhancement

camera in the eye

in the brain i mean

[solar breach]

PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH.

HE WILL GUIDE HUMANTIES ADVANCEMENT TO THE PROPER HOLY AUGMENTATIONS SO THAT WE MAY RID OURSELVES OF THE WEAK AND FRAIL FLESH

[upper gulch]

lot of zombie media misses out on opportunity to make a religious cult where people start worshipping the infected/infection and sacrificing humans to the zombies

[civic panther]

the limitless endurance shit also doesn't matter, because like i said, being a zombie doesn't mean you are exempt from the rules of biology, I.E. they are dead and rotting, they are constantly using their muscles by standing around, not resting, and not gaining nutruents from the people they eat
therefore, after a couple months, the initial zombies will start just ceasing to move, because they can't anymore

unless its some supernatural bullshit "nuh uh" rules, then zombies aint that big of a deal

[upper gulch]

they still are issue because we dont know how the romero zombie virus spreads, it could be airborne and when the zombies really start to decompose and are lying in piles around the place it could infect ton of people basically making it where anyone who dies post outbreak becomes zombie

the original outbreak zombies would die by that point but i feel they would have lasting impact

not die but be basically dead

best chance for humanity would be if the outbreak is local and the area is quarantined off but not pulling stupid bs like walking dead and trying to blow the zombies up and just making thousands more

[hidden hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/vegan-porn-carrot-porn-happy-gif-14676153

[naive bison]

Didnt mnms make white candy during blm or sth

To show u need diversity or something

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/ketchup-mustard-condiments-squirt-weird-gif-16235402

[hidden hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/lindsay-ellis-cream-face-squirt-gif-3786014

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/lindsay-ellis-hot-dog-throw-face-gif-3747036

[naive bison]

???

[hidden hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/gulp-hot-dog-hot-dog-seagull-gif-18242096

[naive bison]

Brotha

What is going on

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/shaving-cream-messy-shaving-covered-shaving-cream-man-gif-12864259896577579099

[hidden hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/the-attack-eddie-cheese-cheesy-fetish-gif-8563398

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/kenna-stark-kenna-stark-who-me-who-gif-1021934946015040640

https://tenor.com/view/fries-gif-26385914

[solar breach]

I love being American

[slender rock]

[naive bison]

Entire plot of doom

Also crazy how they nerfed viltrumites

If everyone could do what Nolan did there

Earth wouldn't stand a chance

He's just running straight thru buildings nuking them

[narrow lotus]

They are not allowed to

They need to conquer not destroy

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/french-onion-soup-cheese-pull-soup-gif-14804296332258462490

[solar breach]

s1 omniman

[naive bison]

Point is they can do that to anyone of the earth heroes

They got powercrept hard

[solar breach]

Who could've foreseen that despite having some of the universes most powerful mortals that thinning yourselves into very few numbers was a bad idea

[naive bison]

Fuck the french

[naive bison]

Omniman obliterated an entire planet in a couple hours but gets fucked up by reanimen?

[naive bison]

Fuck the french

[slender rock]

Plato blanco con caldillo de jitomate, cebolla, leche, papa, queso y chile Ánaheim.

[stoic girder]

he is casting spells someone stop him

[naive bison]

Fuck the french

[slender rock]

pendejo that's not french shit you smelly bitch

Cauliflower cheese

[stoic girder]

isnt the whole point of viltrumites that they have smart atoms, the one who wants to win the most wins

that is to say just a little bit faster/durable

[naive bison]

Thats stupid and gei, they are just superman ppl

[slender rock]

First of all, I am not

[solar breach]

Imagine caring about invincible past s1

[slender rock]

also fuck you for assuming i am french, fuck them

🤮

just for that

McMuffen

[stoic girder]

i wish mcmuffen existed here

[slender rock]

make it

it's easy

[naive bison]

Craving a mcmuffing rn

[naive bison]

What meat is that on it

On he mcmuffer

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-diabetes-diabetus-intensifies-gif-11779996

[hazy finch]

sausage mcmuffin

[naive bison]

Sausage? That looks like a weird ham

[naive bison]

Pink meat

Gabagool cold cut headaah

[stoic girder]

You guys hear China found the cure for cancer, making cancer cells mimic pork and effectively triggering the bodies immune system to attack them.

[naive bison]

Not the techno mix

[stoic girder]

Cure for cancer is not halal.

[naive bison]

😭

[naive bison]

Can China find a cure for collapsing buildings first

And how to not use gutter oil

[solar breach]

There's like a bazillion diff forms of cancer

[naive bison]

Didn't expect less from the chinese

[naive bison]

What's the type when @mossy void talks?

Brain cancer?

[solar breach]

Do you know how hard it is to develop a cure for something that can't be cured in a normal sense

[naive bison]

Eye cancer from my eyes rolling back into my skull?

[frail scaffold]

https://x.com/ShirrakoGaming/status/1902172627210215879

Shirrako (@ShirrakoGaming) on X

Bloodborne 10th Anniversary is next week.

Remember to stay disappointed.

X · Mar 19, 2025, 1:37 AM

[solar breach]

Hell yeah

[naive bison]

We do not care

Mid game

Mid series

Mid devs

[frail scaffold]

Mid series?

[solar breach]

"Series" that's optimistic

[frail scaffold]

Brother in christ its 1 game

[stoic girder]

you are objectively wrong

[solar breach]

Worst rage baiter ever

And he's falling for it anyway

[fast wasp]

facts 🙏 🔥 🔥

[solar breach]

Jesus christ when will you idiots learn

[naive bison]

All souls dogshit

Its the same fucking game over and over

[hazy finch]

except for 2 of course

[solar breach]

Peak Souls 2

[stoic girder]

i hate you all

[coarse bear]

Shine fell for the least skilled baiter here

[naive bison]

Hard third person adventure action game where you dodge roll thru big bosses attack

[coarse bear]

[naive bison]

And drink a replenishing potion

And kill enemies to get souls to upgrade

And use a campfire to save on

[naive bison]

Which one am I talking about BTW?

Demon souls?

Elden ring?

Maybe sekiro?

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/triple-cheeseburger-food-cheeseburger-burgers-gif-57880290967666169

[naive bison]

You fucks are just as bad as FIFA players

[stoic girder]

sekiro literally has a different combat system

[naive bison]

Maybe slightly less bad

[frail scaffold]

Sekiro didnt use rolling

[solar breach]

The colonies of bacteria on my asshole

[naive bison]

You buy the same shit game every 3-4 years

[coarse bear]

Cockrider when Elden Ring doesn't have gacha MTX in it:

[naive bison]

Keep pretending I'm wrong

From software more like from the slop factory

[coarse bear]

You compared funni hack and slash to FIFA gacha

[naive bison]

Bringing you the same game since ps3 era

[solar breach]

Wdym there's no inanimate object girls or soldier girls goonbaiting

[naive bison]

And you will eat it up

[coarse bear]

Well you're wrong there

[stoic girder]

by democratic consensus xal is wrong

[frail scaffold]

Objectively wrong

[coarse bear]

King's Field, a predecessor to Dark Souls, is from 1994

Playstation 1

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/out-self-eat-gif-21224085

[solar breach]

Is it worth looking at, I got a ps1 and I've considered it before

[naive bison]

Demon souls is what started it

Stop copinf

[coarse bear]

I think you're better off watching videos on King's Field but you're free to try it

[hazy finch]

xalrider does have a mild point
in the fact that anything made after dark souls thats "difficult" was considered "the darksouls of X"

[solar breach]

Also how you idiots are able to recognize bait and still bite anyway will never cease to amaze me

[stoic girder]

that was just game journalists

[coarse bear]

That's game journalism,, not FromSoftware

[stoic girder]

that should be slur

[hazy finch]

this is brainfart this is ragebait breeding grounds

[solar breach]

Dwarf Fortress the Dark Souls of Colony Sims

[naive bison]

Every game after semen souls has the same fundamental gameplay

[coarse bear]

Oh I'm just fact checking with "Oh no, it actually started much earlier"

[naive bison]

You can't pretend I'm wronf

[stoic girder]

this mf never played a fps

[frail scaffold]

You never done anything just for the fun?

[fast wasp]

me and who

[naive bison]

Cod has diff gameplay to tarkov

[solar breach]

getting heated online not my idea of fun

[naive bison]

Demon souls has same fundamental gameplay to bloodborne

[coarse bear]

He's playing the Dark Souls of roguelites, Enter the Gungeon

[naive bison]

Only in that theres a dodge roll

[solar breach]

Dark Souls of platformers.... mario

[fast wasp]

since when is feeding into shitty bait fun

[frail scaffold]

???????

[naive bison]

New super Mario bros for the wii

[coarse bear]

It's just The Binding of Isaac but with dodge roll

[frail scaffold]

For awhile actually

[hazy finch]

worse... getting over it

[naive bison]

Unironically true but Isaac is harder

[solar breach]

Game designed to make you angry but not like troll game angry

[frail scaffold]

And turn your notif on when talking to me

Coward

[fast wasp]

i don't follow ur commands

[solar breach]

You got nothin better to do or sumn

Have you tried drinking?

How about driving?

What about both?

[fast wasp]

drinking and driving was so 2024

[naive bison]

Guys dark souls 2 and bloodborne are totally different, bloodborne has a gun

[hazy finch]

its like watching a mental patient just doing its own thing and then saying "oh fr?" and watching them ramble on for the next hour

[frail scaffold]

Its just fun i literally don't get it

[solar breach]

Woops wrong one

[naive bison]

Thats me if you care

[solar breach]

Where's the one where it just says we should kill that guy

[fast wasp]

not you

[frail scaffold]

Oh i cant interact with anything its bait guys

[naive bison]

Me

[fast wasp]

yeah exactly

[fast wasp]

nuh uh

[solar breach]

With xal it's always bait sorry

[frail scaffold]

Yeah so

[naive bison]

Every dark souls game is just a dlc update with new maps and bosses

[solar breach]

90% of the time it's bait 10% it's his unfiltered dog ass opinion

[naive bison]

Thats how your weak mind rationalizes knowing you're fundamentally completely wrong and dont have an argument

Go consume the latest elden ring slop dlc

[fast wasp]

good analogy because xal is a mental patient and we are all a construct of their mind

[hazy finch]

deploy the @idle veldt

[naive bison]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/597439644111732747/1348585474612138054/sex-4x.gif

[stoic girder]

are fighting games considered bad games?

[coarse bear]

[naive bison]

In what sense

[stoic girder]

they are fundamentally the same

yet they sell

[fast wasp]

all games are fundamentally the same because they are games

[naive bison]

They aren't, the concept of a fighting game is the same, mechanics are different in every single one

[stoic girder]

you bitch and moan about souls games being bad but they are successful

[coarse bear]

[solar breach]

Yet they all play diff, I guarantee you better smash players will struggle tekken

[naive bison]

Tekken and mortal Kombat are not even close together

[solar breach]

It's the same thing we mentioned with souls earlier.

Each one still has diff mechanics.

[naive bison]

No not rly

[stoic girder]

sekiro and bloodborne have more speed

[naive bison]

Sekiro is the only more unique souls game I'm gonna be honest

[fast wasp]

no

[naive bison]

Ill take back shitting on it

[solar breach]

Not to mention diff builds, attributes, weapons, items, playstyles, theme, enemies, etc

[naive bison]

They actuallyreleased a new game fundamentally

In sekiro

[stoic girder]

you get health back in bloodborne from attacking the enemy making it more aggressive

[naive bison]

None of that is different in gameplay

All dlc

[solar breach]

Whatever you say bud.

[naive bison]

Sekiro is actually unique

The hp bar had a second hp bar in the balance thingy

Where you can't block too much

Gotta block to avoid damage

[stoic girder]

Sekiro was the only one xal could beat by smashing his buttons

[naive bison]

Perfect block I mean

[solar breach]

Prob

[naive bison]

I didnt play it

Well no

I did

for a couple hours

[solar breach]

So can you speak on it

[naive bison]

But I could continue

[solar breach]

[naive bison]

Because of a 60 fps lock

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/chinese-meme-meme-chinese-meme-goofy-meme-goofy-ahh-gif-7080462244357555714

[naive bison]

Yes absolutely

Because I played ds 2 and sekiro

You dont have to beat either to see the drastic difference

60 fps lock killed sekiro for me personally

Dont like the low fps

[solar breach]

I have 3 hours in Issac. Game fucking blows I would rather play moon knight or nethack

[silver bluff]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[naive bison]

Absolutely

2014 console framerates

[solar breach]

His spoiled rich kid eyes can't handle anything below 120

[silver bluff]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[frail scaffold]

2025 consoles got 30fps now

[stoic girder]

yet you dunk on souls players for wanting higher fps bloodborne experience

funny how that goes

[naive bison]

I beat dying light on 18 fps

[solar breach]

Console fps back then was locked to 30 my guy

[naive bison]

Shut the fuck up

[naive bison]

Not on all games bud

[solar breach]

Majority not so much

[naive bison]

?

[stoic girder]

this all started because of your retarded take on a twitter post

[naive bison]

I'm dunking on souls players wanting to play the same fucking game for 10 years straight

[solar breach]

I'm fuckin tired

[naive bison]

Not take, just straight unadulterated facts and nothing but

[silver bluff]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[stoic girder]

i know you are baiting me but it works

[silver bluff]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[naive bison]

I'm upset for what passes for a game nowadays

[fast wasp]

literally me

[naive bison]

I'm like 45% serious rn

[fast wasp]

44%

[solar breach]

This isn't even remotely related to the original discussion

[silver bluff]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[solar breach]

The Stalker 2 experience

[naive bison]

Every modern game

[stoic girder]

still waiting on stalker 2 to fix itself

[naive bison]

Only hope for a good optimized game is doom

[silver bluff]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[naive bison]

I said it was gonna be mediocre 5/10 thats bugged to fuck years before it released

[solar breach]

Bog Poppers were the absolute worst anomaly I've ever had the displeasure of dealing with in my life and I hope the cunt who had the idea gets flashbanged to death

[naive bison]

Js

[solar breach]

not gonna happen. The bugs it has aren't even funny just annoying

Or game breaking

Shit dosent feel the same regardless

Too colorful and saturated. Environment is leagues off

[stoic girder]

gamma stalker 2 when

[solar breach]

There's beauty in the zone for sure

[silver bluff]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[solar breach]

But good god all mighty

[naive bison]

?

[silver bluff]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[solar breach]

Ye

But im walking through cordon and rostok and shit

[fast wasp]

stalker 2 felt like a stroll through my local park not a war torn disaster zone

[solar breach]

"This is not right"

[stoic girder]

everyone is too damn happy in the zone

[fast wasp]

i was correcting you

[solar breach]

Red forest

They RUINED

Red forest

[naive bison]

We have atomic heart at home

[solar breach]

It was so bloody bright

[silver bluff]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[solar breach]

Not the dark and treacherous dense tree cover the cs one had

[naive bison]

On what, how serious I was?

How would you know

Wait

thats bait

Nvm kys

[fast wasp]

yeah, u said u were 45% serious, but you are actually only 44%

[silver bluff]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[naive bison]

Bait, kys

[fast wasp]

not bait

straight hard cold facts

[stoic girder]

so you were less serious than you were serious

[naive bison]

S2 goon sesh is when the female characters show up

[fast wasp]

u just can't handle the truth when it's put in front of you

[solar breach]

They weren't even good looking

[naive bison]

I was more bombastic but I still fundamentally believe what I said

[stoic girder]

no that means you intentionally lied

[naive bison]

No?

[solar breach]

If you are gonna put an unrealistic looking female (the merchant in rostok who's somehow completely clean) st least make her hot like damn

[naive bison]

A stalker busts on sight

[fast wasp]

this is so true and so real

[solar breach]

When did rostok get running water

[naive bison]

You know what freedomers say

[stoic girder]

or make her a babushka

[glad carbon]

hi @frail scaffold

[solar breach]

There are people like that in the real zone who refuse to leave

[naive bison]

It woke up

[slender rock]

[stoic girder]

yeah thats the point

why not make her black

[glad carbon]

up always up

[solar breach]

Wouldn't mind some old babushka yelling at me

[naive bison]

?

[glad carbon]

never sleep

[solar breach]

fuck over sid
Or
kill a black stalker
Decisions

[fast wasp]

sleep is for the weak

[naive bison]

You sleep 3 hours ago

[glad carbon]

nah

[naive bison]

I'm just saying

[glad carbon]

always up

[naive bison]

Sid saved the zone

[slender rock]

lack of sleep can fuck up your brain

[glad carbon]

always grinding (on the homies)

[slender rock]

stupid ass

[naive bison]

By giving steelok money

[naive bison]

[dreamy flax]

📚 Furina

a character in [genshin impact]

[FURINA] [COME HOME]!

Person : [''] oh how [i love] Furina! ''
Person 2 : '' [me too]! ''

[solar breach]

Sid is iconic, he's a scumbag and an asshole but goddamnit

[glad carbon]

sid also scammed you like crazy while doing it

[fast wasp]

lies constructed by mattress manufacturers

[solar breach]

Gotta teach those rookies to get tf out of cordon eventually

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/669308329419341836/1219707595292409966/whythink.gif?ex=67dd00f7&is=67dbaf77&hm=53b70e817a89d1b19e4cdfb4b15b1ce4cb673a6fdedd8116855f8a8a08b99496&

[solar breach]

Why are you on genshin

[glad carbon]

cat food

[solar breach]

Get that

Vile horrific game

Away from brainfart

[slender rock]

IDK

[naive bison]

Who paid fairly?

[dreamy flax]

@stray stratus (miguelexplosion) has been banned for reason: did not comply

[naive bison]

For what

[slender rock]

the name

[glad carbon]

bro buying perfectly fine aks for like the same as he sells a can of half expired beef

[slender rock]

Xal

[glad carbon]

gtfo outta here sid

[slender rock]

his name is why

[naive bison]

Who didnt is what I'm asking

[slender rock]

Xal

[glad carbon]

nimble

goated dude fr fr

[solar breach]

Welcome to the zone.

[naive bison]

He's not even a trader technically

[slender rock]

Xalferd

[naive bison]

He doesn't buy

He only sells

[naive bison]

WHAT

[solar breach]

You dont gotta buy to be a trader

[stoic girder]

nothing grows in the zone

food probably is more expensive than an ak

[solar breach]

Imagine opening up a general store and someone forced you to buy a moldy apple

[naive bison]

If u don't buy ur a vending machine

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/grilled-cheese-sandwich-cheesy-cheese-food-gif-23868674

[solar breach]

Here's the thing he does buy

Just from trusted people

[naive bison]

Broke mf meal

[solar breach]

Then resells.

Thats what's being a trader is about

Buy low sell high

[slender rock]

bro grilled cheese is not broke meal

it's comfy food

[naive bison]

What's the expensive part

[slender rock]

😠

[slender rock]

american Goverment cheese is not expensive

[solar breach]

The mercury I put in your little brother's lunch

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-linkin-park-speech-bubble-gif-26402752

[solar breach]

It's not good though

[solar breach]

[naive bison]

Then why are you saying its not brokie meal

[slender rock]

doesn't matter

[naive bison]

Contradicting urself idiot

Stinkmaster

[slender rock]

its not a broke meal it's just a meal

[naive bison]

It is a broke meal

[slender rock]

ITS JUST A SIMPLE MEAL FUCKER

[naive bison]

Everyone got bread and american cheese

You look into ur food storage ull find all that

[slender rock]

YOUR PUTTING JUDGEMENT AND A STEREOTYPE ON IT NOW

[naive bison]

No ur doing that

[slender rock]

NO U

[naive bison]

its a brokie meal

Nothing wrong with that

[stoic girder]

wait until this man hears who first ate lobster

[glad carbon]

fatass not every grilled cheese uses the cheapest ingredients

[slender rock]

I will stuff you with the ENTIRE block

[naive bison]

Lobster was brokie food too

[glad carbon]

whats next? eggs are brokie foods?

[slender rock]

OPEN WIDE XALLY

[glad carbon]

omelettes???

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/cheddar-more-turkey-gif-18705737

[naive bison]

Ur fault if you make bread and cheese expensive

[slender rock]

thats you xal

[pseudo robin]

True brokie meal is plain rice

[slender rock]

I mean, it's a staple meal too

https://tenor.com/view/mozzarella-sticks-cheesy-mozza-sticks-food-gif-26297399

[glad carbon]

???

xalrider when he goes to buy legit parmesean

idk bread is always pretty cheap yeah

even the nicest fresh baked sourdough is cheaper than the costs of the cheeses

[stoic girder]

people dont realize how blessed they are when bread is as cheap as it is

[naive bison]

Thats like a diogenes meal

[naive bison]

American velveta

Its cheese

[naive bison]

Mayonnaise for fat to rub on bread

[slender rock]

does anyone really play 1.6 anymore :/

[naive bison]

No and thank god

[coarse bear]

I tried recently

[naive bison]

Couldn't come back after go

[slender rock]

wow first of all, fuck you

[naive bison]

GO was like 10x nicer to play than 1.6

[slender rock]

GO sucks ass in my opinion

[coarse bear]

It was kinda fun but the fun was dampened by server mods

[slender rock]

they fucked it

maybe Classic GO

but not the new shit

[stoic girder]

the biggest struggle in go is when you cant play with friends because of their rank isnt high enough

[slender rock]

what about source tho?

[naive bison]

Thats so wrong

Bullets actually go where you shoot

[slender rock]

I will die on this hill

[naive bison]

And your crosshair gap isn't the size of a building

You dont lose 90% of speed on a small fall

[naive bison]

Dying on the hill means you know you are wrong but do it anyways

[slender rock]

you can set those, for xhairs and maybe learn to shoot better and positioning

[slender rock]

it's all subjective

only thing objective here is yes GO has a modern system of how bullet phys are handled

[naive bison]

No it isn't

[slender rock]

yes it is

[naive bison]

90% of the entire game BTW just saying

Keep going

[stoic girder]

you should kill him on that hill instead

[lean oak]

Why tf

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/filibuster-hold-the-floor-end-gun-violence-no-sir-i-will-not-yield-gif-5577495

[lean oak]

7 hours later

You r still here

Talking

[slender rock]

I had a nap

then I woke up

[lean oak]

I woke up rn and I see same guys here

[naive bison]

Keep talking about how 1.6 is better even though shooting in that game is objectively worse

[slender rock]

just to be a boil on xal's asscheek

[naive bison]

When thats the entire game

[slender rock]

it's not better

[lean oak]

[slender rock]

it's just is by itself

[lean oak]

Nah nothing is better than source cs

[slender rock]

I like 1/6 because I spent more time playing it than CSGO

[naive bison]

Rose tinted glasses, its okay to be wrong

[slender rock]

Source and 1.6 is my personal experience

I am not saying they're great

they're in comparision are different now

the game handles different from different eras

[lean oak]

Might be duckling effect

Or how is it called

[slender rock]

Rainbow six and Eagle watch is all hitscan

and RNG

to get good at the game is to either cheese with HB sense or remembering all the possible places they have AI at

[lean oak]

Ye try to play nfs most wanted and the cars handling is fking hell

But it’s still a great game

[slender rock]

yeah

they're great in their own respect

compared today it's different

but not better or worse

just different

I dislike GO because the ranking shit, and loot shit fucked it but that's the most popular for most, but eh... eh.. I also don't care for it.

[naive bison]

What are the ranks in 1.6 again?

Or in source?

[slender rock]

there isn't any

[naive bison]

Exactly

[prisma venture]

No ranky

[naive bison]

Sit down

How are ranks bad for go

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/desk-chair-office-chair-spin-spinning-twirl-gif-26291420

[slender rock]

personal pref, increase of sweaty fucks grinding for the sake of the shiny little label instead of teamwork

[naive bison]

Play public servers then

Or unranked

You know unranked mode exists right?

And I mean 5v5 but no ranks

[slender rock]

yes

[naive bison]

Not 10v10 casual

[prisma venture]

Jesus Christ you are one of these xal?

[naive bison]

Also how are skins bad for the game

[naive bison]

Which one

[slender rock]

but still for competive that is more aimed toward teamwork than invidual highest KDR shit

[naive bison]

Yes thats what competitive is

You are correct

Yes

Thats why they made casual and scrimmage

[slender rock]

ideally yeah but people don't

[naive bison]

Ideally what

[prisma venture]

Do u wear fedora by aby chance?

[slender rock]

ideally, the intention is teamwork and communcations but reality seldom has that for most random comp shit via match making outside a comp team that is made.

[narrow lotus]

[slender rock]

lol

[eager igloo]

Whar

[naive bison]

Instead of buttter

[eager igloo]

Yes I understand

[slender rock]

depends what you're making

[eager igloo]

But I lost context

Why was that said

[naive bison]

I said grilled cheese is broke meal

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-hand-back-away-dog-leave-disgusted-gif-15798798190133447846

[slender rock]

it's mostly a childhood nostalgia meal than brokemeal

I forget xal didn't get one

😢 I cri

[hazy finch]

xal you live in the balkans i dont wanna hear nothing from you about brokie meals